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the tiniest jedi

a wonderful bedtime story for the kids

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by L0RD_QU3S0

submitted January 4th 2017

45 comments
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the tiniest jedi
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So much for even trying
1 year ago
Yeah really. Asshole Anakin not only destroyed these kids, but he KILLED AHSOKA TANO. What a prick
1 year ago
I've got herpes, man. 8((((((((((((((
1 year ago
Hopefully it's a form of the HPV so that one day soon, it'll evolve into a pancreatic, hip bone, lymphoma or gods willing a type of stomach cancer. Thus causing excruciating bowel obstructions AND extreme nausa from high dollar chemotherapy, having you wish for the sweet release of death to your otherwise pathetic existence.
1 year ago
... and why haven't you killed yourself yet?
1 year ago
....
1 year ago
bitch
1 year ago
Thx for the upvote though.
1 year ago
I still hate you.
1 year ago
And your drumming is atrocitious
1 year ago
.....
1 year ago
bitch
1 year ago
are you mad?
1 year ago
No. Not at all. I have now, like I have for years "before it was the cool thing to do" would really reaaalllly truely wish to be informed of your tragic (but hopefully dimwitted) demise.
1 year ago
Like tripping onto an open dishwasher, having a unwashed salad fork puncturing your carotid artery. (And for the funny affect) would spew in a splendid myriad of crimson velocity splatter on the decorative pot holders you got from Walmart to fancy up the kitchen.
1 year ago
Or dying tragically, cold, alone and without blankets in the cancer ward of your local less than stellar public hospital complete with negligent nightshift nurses.
1 year ago
Queso, were you talking about that scene at the end of Rebels? Vader didn't kill Ahsoka.
1 year ago
rumor has it Ahsoka is going to make a cameo in The Last Jedi. And also something about Mandalorians.
2 months ago
Oh, no shit? I saw something about the Mandalorians being mentioned in the The Last Jedi on YouTube. And Kylo Ren is a complete dork.
2 months ago
Cpt. Phasma is going to fuck shit up
2 months ago
For having such sweet armor, she had a relatively minor role in The Force Awakens. I thought she was toast when they tossed her in the trash compactor.
2 months ago
I heard Luke will be the last jedi
1 month ago
You heard wrong.
1 month ago
Makes sense to me , the Jedi Order is over
1 month ago
Oh right, because you’ve seen The Last Jedi already.
1 month ago
Well no , not yet
1 month ago
And I guess you missed the teaser where Skywalker trains Rey on Ahch-To at the Jedi temple.
1 month ago
And you probably don’t know that there is more than one type of Jedi.
1 month ago
Super-Jedi ?
1 month ago
I just love when you don’t know wtf you’re taking about.
1 month ago
I said I 'heard' I didn't say I knew what was happening.
1 month ago
You don’t know much at all about what’s going to happen in the movie, that much is obvious.
1 month ago
Right... the star wars film titles always point to general films meaning. Like the Return of the Jedi. It meant return of THE Jedi , that being Anakin , the one true Jedi who refilled his destiny by destroying the Sith
1 month ago
*fulfilled
1 month ago
Not necessarily. It's not the return of a specific Jedi (Luke or Anakin), it's not the return of a number of Jedi, but it's the return of the concept, the role of a Jedi.
1 month ago
what is this , 2005 ?
1 year ago
SUCK MY HERPES SORE, YOU STINKY WANKER!!!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=YGJSL8zlqIY
1 year ago
no thanks fuckwit
1 year ago
so whats it like to keep linking stuff that nobody is going to click/watch ??
1 year ago
I guess it would make you feel quite impotent
1 year ago
Someone watched it. I know they did.
1 year ago
stop fooling yourself
1 year ago
haha
1 year ago
FUCK YOU

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qboe5CebixA
1 year ago
Fuckin stupid
1 year ago
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