points: 9

Mucho Fable #147

didnt even take the paddle game :(

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by possum

submitted January 3rd 2017

97 comments
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I'd like to set a few of you on a 5000km quest into the mountains in with no fuckin food.
8 months ago
If we can take a knife, some of us will be okay.
8 months ago
You wouldn't be on that trip.
8 months ago
And no knives would be had. That fuckin penguin didn't have one. He seemed to be enjoying himself.
8 months ago
* Mako phew's *
8 months ago
What is the prize for winning? I'd redneck all over the mountains and be just fine...
8 months ago
An '84 Buick.
8 months ago
If it's a Grand National, it's worth it.
8 months ago
make it a 92 and we'll talk
8 months ago
Are you really gonna insult me thinking I'd give away a gem like that?
8 months ago
Think skylark or something real shitty. Trust me, I'm creative.
8 months ago
Only 2,000 made that year, too. They go for about $5,000 on EBay.
8 months ago
I'm in it for the '84 buick. Condition doesn't matter. I just want to show you how easy it would be for me to win.
8 months ago
Yea, possum has it right. Like an 84 lesabre
8 months ago
It doesn't look like a Buick.....
8 months ago
Oh, what I'd find for you would. For sure, pops.
8 months ago
Haha
8 months ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tjV6kKq0nV4
8 months ago
Most popular car brand in China.
8 months ago
Took me a few to find an oldie:

http://muchosucko.com/66152/Grandpas-Oldsmobile
8 months ago
* NixonsGhost dusts off Robert Redford/Jeremiah Johnson coat and prepares to pick buick color and options *
8 months ago
Cap'n, start looking for a team shit brown extrior and a team puke green interior on that '84. I want to claim my winnings quickly after showing you fucks whats up with mountain survival.
8 months ago
And make sure it has two 12s and a decent amp....
8 months ago
I want to rock out to Neil Young while driving it in my victory parade.
8 months ago
Be The Rain would never sound better....
8 months ago
sign me up for a '95 teal riviera
8 months ago
* JamesTKirk searches Craigslist *

I'm on it.
Teal Riv, eh? We built those at Lake Orion assembly back in the day. A good buddy was the plant foreman.
8 months ago
no doubt he was part of your grifting crew
8 months ago
when that car came out..i thought it looked pretty sweet
8 months ago
It was a sweet ride. So was its sister car, the Olds Aurora.
8 months ago
I also thought the '88 probe was a looker..so you can take what i say with a grain
8 months ago
Lol, the Probe....you old fuckin degenerate.

In '88 I was doing time in the Ford Steel division between summers in college.

I was driving a sky blue Escort.
8 months ago
Escort!

ROTFLMAO
8 months ago
You wer driving an 88 dodge omni.

Same shit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G8jQ0aWAyFU
8 months ago
Different, but the same hunk of junk.
8 months ago
that's a Talbot sunbeam
8 months ago
Cap'n, you find those cars yet or did you get stuck in casual encounters?
8 months ago
T4M, casual encounters?
8 months ago
Busted.........
8 months ago
Fascinating
8 months ago
The Dodge Omni and Horizon were actually re-engineered variants of the Simca Horizon. The Talbot was never sold in the U.S.and was only made for two years. I had the Shelby GLHS version as a summer car when I was 18.
8 months ago
you had old man nuts in your mouth for summer
8 months ago
Wishful thinking on your part. Fortunately I'm not a fag like you.
8 months ago
personally I would rather not imagine you with old man nuts in your mouth but that's how it happened
8 months ago
Wow, it's like you were born wrong. The president of F.A.P.S., always talking about male genitalia. Like I said, wishful thinking on your part.
8 months ago
jamestkirk says that only faggots use that button
8 months ago
Idgaf what he says about it. You always cry over stfu's anyway.
8 months ago
Guess whunu's a fag, too.
8 months ago
I just think its dumb when it is used without a legitimate point
8 months ago
Actually, the point is quite simple: it's telling you to shut the fuck up.
8 months ago
but it isn't.... its so you can annoy people
8 months ago
Actually, yeah, it is telling you to do that. If it annoys you, that's your problem.
8 months ago
my problem is you're a childish fuck.... I hope you crash your cab today
8 months ago
Well, no chance of that, as I haven't driven a cab in several years. Also, it's not a good idea to tell people on Mucho the things that annoy you.
8 months ago
well I suppose its wishfull thinking that you will come to grief in an automotive related incident
8 months ago
Yeah, it probably is. But try shitting in one hand and wishing in the other, and let me know which hand gets filled first.
8 months ago
This is really how I imagine mako

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y06fozFuVvE
8 months ago
With his whiny voice to go with it.
8 months ago
* possum flaps *
8 months ago
The mountains are calling and he must go.
8 months ago
You non outdoorsy fucks could kiss my ass.
8 months ago
You gonna compete for the buick now too?
8 months ago
If it's a GNX
8 months ago
There will be zero chance of any GNX's.
8 months ago
https://goo.gl/images/0QjwVw
8 months ago
That has to be the biggest piece of shit ever produced next to the Chevy Citation.
8 months ago
For shame talking about your mum like that
8 months ago
Good riddance
8 months ago
hahaha
8 months ago
At least they don't need to buy a suit for the casket.
8 months ago
Because he is already wearing a tuxedo.
8 months ago
hi mako!
8 months ago
hi poss!
8 months ago
what up biggie fishy?
8 months ago
Same ol' shit.
8 months ago
that's why i keep posting shit that isnt
8 months ago
Most of your stuff is pretty good, I admit.
8 months ago
most of if is crap

but at least it's hopefully Not The Same
8 months ago
* possum meathoses off *
8 months ago
* Jones gets it *
8 months ago
thank you
8 months ago
Yeah, I do too. Doesn't really matter.
8 months ago
yay a successful whoosh :)
8 months ago
Nope, I got it
8 months ago
even with your IQ handicap?
8 months ago
#135
8 months ago
pre-acid : upper 130s
post acid : at least 150, depending on who you ask
during coke phase: 164.9871, exactly
after coke phase: what is IQ?

after many more years...
ima just glad i can sill tie my own shoes
8 months ago
toolman961
You are just cruel possum, just cruel.
4 years ago
8 months ago
Fake. You're gonna have to scan your Mensa credentials signed by a notary.
8 months ago
*batman
8 months ago
jones - give me a link to this cruel possum dammit
8 months ago
lol thanks
8 months ago
um just an aside - was the AMC Javelin an actual car at one point?
8 months ago
Yes. The second gen had a 401 and hauled ass. A few police departments used it for highway patrolling.
8 months ago
a buddy of mine had a Jav back in 82...it was a fun car to get drunk in
8 months ago
I've seen a few in mint during Barret Jackson auctions that fetched a decent amount of money. The AMX version was a beast.
8 months ago
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