points: 9

Mucho Fable #147

didnt even take the paddle game :(

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by possum

submitted January 3rd 2017

97 comments
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I'd like to set a few of you on a 5000km quest into the mountains in with no fuckin food.
11 months ago
If we can take a knife, some of us will be okay.
11 months ago
You wouldn't be on that trip.
11 months ago
And no knives would be had. That fuckin penguin didn't have one. He seemed to be enjoying himself.
11 months ago
* Mako phew's *
11 months ago
What is the prize for winning? I'd redneck all over the mountains and be just fine...
11 months ago
An '84 Buick.
11 months ago
If it's a Grand National, it's worth it.
11 months ago
make it a 92 and we'll talk
11 months ago
Are you really gonna insult me thinking I'd give away a gem like that?
11 months ago
Think skylark or something real shitty. Trust me, I'm creative.
11 months ago
Only 2,000 made that year, too. They go for about $5,000 on EBay.
11 months ago
I'm in it for the '84 buick. Condition doesn't matter. I just want to show you how easy it would be for me to win.
11 months ago
Yea, possum has it right. Like an 84 lesabre
11 months ago
It doesn't look like a Buick.....
11 months ago
Oh, what I'd find for you would. For sure, pops.
11 months ago
Haha
11 months ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tjV6kKq0nV4
11 months ago
Most popular car brand in China.
11 months ago
Took me a few to find an oldie:

http://muchosucko.com/66152/Grandpas-Oldsmobile
11 months ago
* NixonsGhost dusts off Robert Redford/Jeremiah Johnson coat and prepares to pick buick color and options *
11 months ago
Cap'n, start looking for a team shit brown extrior and a team puke green interior on that '84. I want to claim my winnings quickly after showing you fucks whats up with mountain survival.
11 months ago
And make sure it has two 12s and a decent amp....
11 months ago
I want to rock out to Neil Young while driving it in my victory parade.
11 months ago
Be The Rain would never sound better....
11 months ago
sign me up for a '95 teal riviera
11 months ago
* JamesTKirk searches Craigslist *

I'm on it.
Teal Riv, eh? We built those at Lake Orion assembly back in the day. A good buddy was the plant foreman.
11 months ago
no doubt he was part of your grifting crew
11 months ago
when that car came out..i thought it looked pretty sweet
11 months ago
It was a sweet ride. So was its sister car, the Olds Aurora.
11 months ago
I also thought the '88 probe was a looker..so you can take what i say with a grain
11 months ago
Lol, the Probe....you old fuckin degenerate.

In '88 I was doing time in the Ford Steel division between summers in college.

I was driving a sky blue Escort.
11 months ago
Escort!

ROTFLMAO
11 months ago
You wer driving an 88 dodge omni.

Same shit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G8jQ0aWAyFU
11 months ago
Different, but the same hunk of junk.
11 months ago
that's a Talbot sunbeam
11 months ago
Cap'n, you find those cars yet or did you get stuck in casual encounters?
11 months ago
T4M, casual encounters?
11 months ago
Busted.........
11 months ago
Fascinating
11 months ago
The Dodge Omni and Horizon were actually re-engineered variants of the Simca Horizon. The Talbot was never sold in the U.S.and was only made for two years. I had the Shelby GLHS version as a summer car when I was 18.
11 months ago
you had old man nuts in your mouth for summer
11 months ago
Wishful thinking on your part. Fortunately I'm not a fag like you.
11 months ago
personally I would rather not imagine you with old man nuts in your mouth but that's how it happened
11 months ago
Wow, it's like you were born wrong. The president of F.A.P.S., always talking about male genitalia. Like I said, wishful thinking on your part.
11 months ago
jamestkirk says that only faggots use that button
11 months ago
Idgaf what he says about it. You always cry over stfu's anyway.
11 months ago
Guess whunu's a fag, too.
11 months ago
I just think its dumb when it is used without a legitimate point
11 months ago
Actually, the point is quite simple: it's telling you to shut the fuck up.
11 months ago
but it isn't.... its so you can annoy people
11 months ago
Actually, yeah, it is telling you to do that. If it annoys you, that's your problem.
11 months ago
my problem is you're a childish fuck.... I hope you crash your cab today
11 months ago
Well, no chance of that, as I haven't driven a cab in several years. Also, it's not a good idea to tell people on Mucho the things that annoy you.
11 months ago
well I suppose its wishfull thinking that you will come to grief in an automotive related incident
11 months ago
Yeah, it probably is. But try shitting in one hand and wishing in the other, and let me know which hand gets filled first.
11 months ago
This is really how I imagine mako

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y06fozFuVvE
11 months ago
With his whiny voice to go with it.
11 months ago
* possum flaps *
11 months ago
The mountains are calling and he must go.
11 months ago
You non outdoorsy fucks could kiss my ass.
11 months ago
You gonna compete for the buick now too?
11 months ago
If it's a GNX
11 months ago
There will be zero chance of any GNX's.
11 months ago
https://goo.gl/images/0QjwVw
11 months ago
That has to be the biggest piece of shit ever produced next to the Chevy Citation.
11 months ago
For shame talking about your mum like that
11 months ago
Good riddance
11 months ago
hahaha
11 months ago
At least they don't need to buy a suit for the casket.
11 months ago
Because he is already wearing a tuxedo.
11 months ago
hi mako!
11 months ago
hi poss!
11 months ago
what up biggie fishy?
11 months ago
Same ol' shit.
11 months ago
that's why i keep posting shit that isnt
11 months ago
Most of your stuff is pretty good, I admit.
11 months ago
most of if is crap

but at least it's hopefully Not The Same
11 months ago
* possum meathoses off *
11 months ago
* Jones gets it *
11 months ago
thank you
11 months ago
Yeah, I do too. Doesn't really matter.
11 months ago
yay a successful whoosh :)
11 months ago
Nope, I got it
11 months ago
even with your IQ handicap?
11 months ago
#135
11 months ago
pre-acid : upper 130s
post acid : at least 150, depending on who you ask
during coke phase: 164.9871, exactly
after coke phase: what is IQ?

after many more years...
ima just glad i can sill tie my own shoes
11 months ago
toolman961
You are just cruel possum, just cruel.
4 years ago
11 months ago
Fake. You're gonna have to scan your Mensa credentials signed by a notary.
11 months ago
*batman
11 months ago
jones - give me a link to this cruel possum dammit
11 months ago
lol thanks
11 months ago
um just an aside - was the AMC Javelin an actual car at one point?
11 months ago
Yes. The second gen had a 401 and hauled ass. A few police departments used it for highway patrolling.
11 months ago
a buddy of mine had a Jav back in 82...it was a fun car to get drunk in
11 months ago
I've seen a few in mint during Barret Jackson auctions that fetched a decent amount of money. The AMX version was a beast.
11 months ago
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