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Roly Poly DeathRoll

Pretty impressive roll out of that twisted forearm.

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by makodragon

submitted January 1st 2017

226 comments
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HAHA
2 weeks ago
Tada!!!!
2 weeks ago
he meant to do that
2 weeks ago
It's all part of the show folks... its all part of the show...
2 weeks ago
im sure this will be a repost and I haven't even pressed play yet
2 weeks ago
or maybe not
2 weeks ago
o ye of little faith
2 weeks ago
go fuck yourself thatdude420
2 weeks ago
I could go for some batter fried gattor now....
2 weeks ago
i have gator nuggets in the freezer, should i?
2 weeks ago
it might clash with the leftover chili though...
2 weeks ago
Fedex me some!!!!
2 weeks ago
I know a decent place in Colorado
2 weeks ago
oh really where is it bitch ?
2 weeks ago
hey bitch im asking you a question
2 weeks ago
where is it ?
2 weeks ago
lol
2 weeks ago
is cryax close to releasing a truth
2 weeks ago
um
2 weeks ago
what do you know possum ?
2 weeks ago
Los.... if you are serious email me the detsils.....
2 weeks ago
yes email him the detsils
2 weeks ago
Cryax.... what do do for fun? Like when you go out with your pretend friends?
2 weeks ago
They drink cervesas and tequila, the one with the real worm at the bottom made from cactus.
2 weeks ago
They sell meat at the farm
http://www.coloradogators.com
2 weeks ago
* Magawd adds this spot to his travel list *
2 weeks ago
Jump in the pit
2 weeks ago
i love how every time nixon tries to talk shit , hes basically being a hypocrite to everything he says, says i have pretend friend, he doesnt even have a face book or social media of any kind . says i have stick arms, hes crippled lol , fucking nixon , yeah man yooure so cool i get it
2 weeks ago
How the fuck would you know or care whether or not anyone has Facebook or anything else, cryDox? Stop being an imbecile.
2 weeks ago
well for one he said , he dont do social media or some shit like that so thats where i draw my conclusion, straight from the horses mouth
2 weeks ago
Doesn't matter, whunax. Shut the fuck up.
2 weeks ago
Also, tequila is not made from cactus. The agave is a plant, retard.
2 weeks ago
My cane gets more action than cryax.
2 weeks ago
It's a type of lily actually, Jim. And thu don't worms in tequila, he's thinking of Mezcal. I hate Muchoing from my phone because I have to see #147 at his finest.
2 weeks ago
yeah your cane gets more action then since you stick it up your ass and then do ass to mouth on it all day im sure it does fucking faggot
2 weeks ago
lol.... stfu mexicunt
2 weeks ago
Agave is the only thing keeping mexico (legally) afloat.
2 weeks ago
That, and fireworks
2 weeks ago
Like America and taxi drivers
2 weeks ago
Like the UK and Chinese food delivery boys
2 weeks ago
And yet neither of us could keep our jobs , huh....
2 weeks ago
There is a difference. One, retired. One, got fired. Even though they rhyme they are not the same.
2 weeks ago
Except unlike you, I actually bought the company.
2 weeks ago
I've said before mako... buying the taxi is hardly buying the company
2 weeks ago
I didn't get fired
2 weeks ago
"unjobbed" hahahhaa I love that word.
2 weeks ago
You got fired. And I bought the limousine part of the company, but keep trying, drunky. Then go make breakfast for old people.
2 weeks ago
You 2 just don't get it so stfu
2 weeks ago
Yep, go clean your floors while you're at it too, slob.
2 weeks ago
and if you include you, ultra spic, one is a retard, which although rhymes, is not the same.
2 weeks ago
good one. I'll make sure to cry about that later.
2 weeks ago
do you designate part of your day to crying about how how shit you are?
2 weeks ago
I just try to mimic you.
2 weeks ago
wah wah im going to kill myself wah wah ... pay attention to me anyone!!
2 weeks ago
wow... the bitch who's always pointing out 'no you's' is saying 'no you'. Why am I not surprised
2 weeks ago
look at yourself. seriously... actually look at yourself. Then come speak to me.
2 weeks ago
I'm only talking to you because I want to point out how retarded you are. You have nothing to say that I want to hear about.
2 weeks ago
makodragon
wow... the bitch who's always pointing out 'no you's' is saying 'no you'. Why am I not surprised
2 minutes ago
report spam | like | stfu


#147
2 weeks ago
UltraSpic is UltraLame. haha.
2 weeks ago
what if I were to tell you that you live in a delusional sense of being, and that everything you want to achieve is utter bullshit.
2 weeks ago
yawn. You're like a weaker version of seagull. Except you think you're hot shit. Failed reg
2 weeks ago
UltraSpic is oster btw
2 weeks ago
I'd tell you once again that you're a fucking retard. A retard with a special overinflated sense of self importance
2 weeks ago
so meaningless banter is the only vice you will every actually enjoy.
2 weeks ago
Haha. Busted.
2 weeks ago
isn't that the mucho motto?
2 weeks ago
so then who are you creep in malaysia?
2 weeks ago
oster.
2 weeks ago
I'm oster's false sense of worth
2 weeks ago
Haha.
2 weeks ago
We're all oster. all the alt accounts you think are puma... Oster.
2 weeks ago
hahaha nope
2 weeks ago
Yes. We're all greasy, self-loathing jew niggers
2 weeks ago
Haha.
2 weeks ago
Yak.
2 weeks ago
"so meaningless banter is the only vice you will every actually enjoy."

That's gotta be better than resorting to being an alt and claiming credit for other peoples trolling for enjoyment
2 weeks ago
Balding, greasy-headed tranny jews
2 weeks ago
Haha.
2 weeks ago
who's resorting?
2 weeks ago
I am enjoying myself pretty well.
2 weeks ago
you wanna call it something else? Fine. Shit by any other name is still shit
2 weeks ago
Explain what you claim eurotrash
2 weeks ago
it's easy to try and troll when you alt so that nobody knows anything about how much of a little faggot you are is all im saying
2 weeks ago
it's not an alt pussy.

try again.
2 weeks ago
prove it then
2 weeks ago
oster sucks at alting.
2 weeks ago
to gratify you? So.. when Im a female trolling your ass I want a beer bottle up your ass.

deal?
2 weeks ago
Pussy.
2 weeks ago
I'm not sure quite what you're asking me to agree to. Some kind of mangina shit by the sounds of it
2 weeks ago
you're an idiot then. It's plain and simple. I sub a pic, im not who you think I am. You sub a video/pic of a b bottle up your ass.

Do we have a deal?
2 weeks ago
Deal.
2 weeks ago
sure, oster
2 weeks ago
is that who you are claiming? for weeks I was seagull, now im oster. Get your shit right boy.
2 weeks ago
I'm not really paying that much attention to you to be perfectly honest
2 weeks ago
hurry up with the proof, and no taking pictures of your room mates/bitches
2 weeks ago
if your not paying attention why even try then? There is only one person using this account. Do you have a bottle ready?
2 weeks ago
I do as it happens yeah. Trying what? I don't care who you are, I'm just trolling you, trolling me.
2 weeks ago
but lets see you prove you're not an alt before we get ahead of ourselves
2 weeks ago
ahead because you're going to shove a bottle up your ass or you will just be another pussy no one wants around.
2 weeks ago
Tits or STFU
2 weeks ago
Pussy.
2 weeks ago
how are you gonna prove that it's you and not some skank you roped into it?
2 weeks ago
are you trying to back out now?
2 weeks ago
pussy
2 weeks ago
sounds like you are. better hurry up, I'm starting to think you're talking shit
2 weeks ago
mmhmm. like most men I don't quit after 60 seconds.
2 weeks ago
So much talk, so little proof. Pussy.
2 weeks ago
sounds like oster couldnt get anyone to stand in for him
2 weeks ago
Figures. Once a pussy, always a pussy.
2 weeks ago
lol
2 weeks ago
lonely night?
2 weeks ago
Promises proof then sets impossible conditions. Pussy tactics.
2 weeks ago
it's a quiet one
2 weeks ago
tell me oster, why are you being such a fucking mangina?
2 weeks ago
Fuck this. He's never going to man up. UltraSpic confirmed for oster. The end.
2 weeks ago
Have fun playing with the pussy, makobro.
2 weeks ago
are you alting too malaise?
2 weeks ago
Of course. But I'm here for fun, not to attack someone in disguise like a pussy.
2 weeks ago
OsterSpic sucks.
2 weeks ago
why alt though? What's wrong with your original account?
2 weeks ago
Sometimes I like to play dressup and clown around without the usual entanglements.
2 weeks ago
Looks like you ran OsterSpic off. Pity. So much proof was almost on its way.
2 weeks ago
lol fair enough
2 weeks ago
only oster would try to get me to shove a bottle up my arse while pretending to be a fucking bird, like a true mangina
2 weeks ago
Haha. True. Gonna crash for a bit. Wake me if oster provides you with proof that UltraCuck isn't him, ok?
2 weeks ago
hahahah so salty.
2 weeks ago
Whose balls are you licking, oster?
2 weeks ago
Haha.
2 weeks ago
So exciting. UltraCuck's proof is on its way. Maybe. Maybe not.
2 weeks ago
I think at this point, he HAS to get someone to pose for him just to save face
2 weeks ago
at this pint im laughing at both of you. ready to 2cuck17 ahahahahaha
2 weeks ago
Rage typos. He's flustered now.
2 weeks ago
I have my bottle ready oster, all lubed up and ready to pop into my shitter
2 weeks ago
hahahahaha hold it closer
2 weeks ago
Pussy.
2 weeks ago
poop shoot for toot toot
2 weeks ago
are you getting off on imagining me holding a bottle to my rectum?
2 weeks ago
yep... that's something oster would say alright
2 weeks ago
depends how close it is
2 weeks ago
Sub the pics already!!!!!!!
2 weeks ago
so no proof that it's not you oster?
2 weeks ago
it's oster, he aint got no proof!
2 weeks ago
Pussy needs an alt to lash out at everyone. UltraFaggit.
2 weeks ago
I enjoy this attention. Thanks everyone.
2 weeks ago
fuck you oster, you little shit
2 weeks ago
Pussys do like this kind of attention, yes.
2 weeks ago
$20 says ultraspic = creepingmalaise = oster
2 weeks ago
Faggots too.
2 weeks ago
Mind blown!!!!!
2 weeks ago
No.
2 weeks ago
Oster is not smart enough to juggle two alts and suck dick at the same time.
2 weeks ago
It's a menage alt trois
2 weeks ago
Time
2 weeks ago
Haha.
2 weeks ago
Cringe
2 weeks ago
Are you smart enough, sprinkles?
2 weeks ago
Joke #1:
so a cabbie, a beaner, and a scooter jockey walk into a treehouse thread....


stop me if you've heard this one
2 weeks ago
Oh, do tell it again! I love that one.
2 weeks ago
This doesn't involve a 12 inch pianist, does it?
2 weeks ago
No, that's the one about the naked blonde that walks into a bar with a poodle under one arm an a two foot salami under the other arm.
2 weeks ago
Joke #2:

cryax


2 weeks ago
Joke #2 isn't very funny.
2 weeks ago
stay tuned for Joke #3 - it has firemen and clams
2 weeks ago
so , is it safe to listen to cassette tapes now, then?

i hope so
2 weeks ago
Just do it in your own privacy.
2 weeks ago
someday i will find a way to convert 4-track shite to uploadable garbage and i will spam this site into obliviation, fact
2 weeks ago
and I'll be ok with that.
2 weeks ago
damn - almost fell down whilst attempting to walk to the toilet :(
2 weeks ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z17cGZXsUA0
2 weeks ago
dammit
2 weeks ago
* possum subs *
2 weeks ago
Making it sound like you've been spending day and night, trying to find a way. Bet its not even been 5 minutes, don't you love us Possum!?
2 weeks ago
no comment
2 weeks ago
cym
2 weeks ago
Don't tell me what to do!
2 weeks ago
Me has a Lion's rage fit...
2 weeks ago
Fuck my ass Rodgers
2 weeks ago
hey fuck your birthday faggot !
2 weeks ago
Happy MuchoFucko, JTK.
2 weeks ago
Gratzie
2 weeks ago
Christ on a Schwinn beach cruiser youve been here forever
2 weeks ago
happy MBD LeSabre man
2 weeks ago
After 10 years there should be a reward.
Happy MS faggotry day Kirky.
2 weeks ago
HMBD Jim.
2 weeks ago
It's 11 but who is counting. Yaks shitty date algorithm is shit.
2 weeks ago
You constantly talk like you are a mod you piece of shit, you are not.
You are also mot the brain trust here. Fuck off, I wish you would off your Asian mail order cunt then your fat offspring.
2 weeks ago
Unhappy MBD cunt
2 weeks ago
I've seen your bucket of lard shrek.
2 weeks ago
You are nobody.

Go away we don't want you here, you're a waste
2 weeks ago
Damn, Jim...that means my upcoming mbd is 13.
2 weeks ago
Fuck you mayhole
2 weeks ago
MD could do your job with ease and to the satisfaction of ALL members except your click
2 weeks ago
Happy mucho day, Kirk
Fuck you whunu
2 weeks ago
Fuck Jirk, and I can't give you my cock no matter how bad you want it los
2 weeks ago
Huh? Sorry I don't read your comments
2 weeks ago
Mr "Tequila is made from a cactus" lmao
2 weeks ago
Mr. "Talk in circles" ROTFLMAO
2 weeks ago
Has a 147 IQ, but doesn't even know what tequila is made from. Pretty sad.
2 weeks ago
Are you having a seizure?
2 weeks ago
Go get him Mako!
2 weeks ago
Eh, it's like beating up a retarded person at this point, LL. I almost feel bad for his dumb ass sometimes.
2 weeks ago
Don't feel bad
2 weeks ago
Shut the fuck up bitch
2 weeks ago
Notice I said *almost* lol
2 weeks ago
Who the fuck cares if its proper.

Ohhhhh we should be surgically proper in our description
2 weeks ago
Ha
2 weeks ago
Ignorant fucks
2 weeks ago
* Mako hands whunu a bottle of Cuervo and watches him try to find the worm. *
2 weeks ago
You lose, I win.

Buh by
2 weeks ago
* Mako hands whunu a cactus. Here buddy, make us some tequila. *
2 weeks ago
*sit in this
2 weeks ago
*on 8(
2 weeks ago
Give him a cactus, and he'd probably try to fuck it tbh.
2 weeks ago
I bought my x girlfriend a cactus dildo. That's why she's my x girlfriend.
2 weeks ago
Hahahah what?
2 weeks ago
I suck, man.
2 weeks ago
* PunkyBruiser goes back to work. *
2 weeks ago
yeah , I hear sound equipment that needs hauling up on to the stage
2 weeks ago
shut up faggot
2 weeks ago
me ?
2 weeks ago
Apparently I awoke #drunkWhunu147. Its angry when it makes a fool of itself.

"Who the fuck cares if its proper."

Good one.
2 weeks ago
That's a good crocodile.
2 weeks ago
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HivxFBB87-Y
2 weeks ago
Its so strange how they instinctively know how to do that roll.
2 weeks ago
dude just about lost his 'batin hand
2 weeks ago
recover password
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