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Roly Poly DeathRoll

Pretty impressive roll out of that twisted forearm.

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by makodragon

submitted January 1st 2017

226 comments
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HAHA
2 years ago
Tada!!!!
2 years ago
he meant to do that
2 years ago
It's all part of the show folks... its all part of the show...
2 years ago
im sure this will be a repost and I haven't even pressed play yet
2 years ago
or maybe not
2 years ago
o ye of little faith
2 years ago
go fuck yourself thatdude420
2 years ago
I could go for some batter fried gattor now....
2 years ago
i have gator nuggets in the freezer, should i?
2 years ago
it might clash with the leftover chili though...
2 years ago
Fedex me some!!!!
2 years ago
I know a decent place in Colorado
2 years ago
oh really where is it bitch ?
2 years ago
hey bitch im asking you a question
2 years ago
where is it ?
2 years ago
lol
2 years ago
is cryax close to releasing a truth
2 years ago
um
2 years ago
what do you know possum ?
2 years ago
Los.... if you are serious email me the detsils.....
2 years ago
yes email him the detsils
2 years ago
Cryax.... what do do for fun? Like when you go out with your pretend friends?
2 years ago
They drink cervesas and tequila, the one with the real worm at the bottom made from cactus.
2 years ago
They sell meat at the farm
http://www.coloradogators.com
2 years ago
* Magawd adds this spot to his travel list *
2 years ago
Jump in the pit
2 years ago
i love how every time nixon tries to talk shit , hes basically being a hypocrite to everything he says, says i have pretend friend, he doesnt even have a face book or social media of any kind . says i have stick arms, hes crippled lol , fucking nixon , yeah man yooure so cool i get it
2 years ago
How the fuck would you know or care whether or not anyone has Facebook or anything else, cryDox? Stop being an imbecile.
2 years ago
well for one he said , he dont do social media or some shit like that so thats where i draw my conclusion, straight from the horses mouth
2 years ago
Doesn't matter, whunax. Shut the fuck up.
2 years ago
Also, tequila is not made from cactus. The agave is a plant, retard.
2 years ago
My cane gets more action than cryax.
2 years ago
It's a type of lily actually, Jim. And thu don't worms in tequila, he's thinking of Mezcal. I hate Muchoing from my phone because I have to see #147 at his finest.
2 years ago
yeah your cane gets more action then since you stick it up your ass and then do ass to mouth on it all day im sure it does fucking faggot
2 years ago
lol.... stfu mexicunt
2 years ago
Agave is the only thing keeping mexico (legally) afloat.
2 years ago
That, and fireworks
2 years ago
Like America and taxi drivers
2 years ago
Like the UK and Chinese food delivery boys
2 years ago
And yet neither of us could keep our jobs , huh....
2 years ago
There is a difference. One, retired. One, got fired. Even though they rhyme they are not the same.
2 years ago
Except unlike you, I actually bought the company.
2 years ago
I've said before mako... buying the taxi is hardly buying the company
2 years ago
I didn't get fired
2 years ago
"unjobbed" hahahhaa I love that word.
2 years ago
You got fired. And I bought the limousine part of the company, but keep trying, drunky. Then go make breakfast for old people.
2 years ago
You 2 just don't get it so stfu
2 years ago
Yep, go clean your floors while you're at it too, slob.
2 years ago
and if you include you, ultra spic, one is a retard, which although rhymes, is not the same.
2 years ago
good one. I'll make sure to cry about that later.
2 years ago
do you designate part of your day to crying about how how shit you are?
2 years ago
I just try to mimic you.
2 years ago
wah wah im going to kill myself wah wah ... pay attention to me anyone!!
2 years ago
wow... the bitch who's always pointing out 'no you's' is saying 'no you'. Why am I not surprised
2 years ago
look at yourself. seriously... actually look at yourself. Then come speak to me.
2 years ago
I'm only talking to you because I want to point out how retarded you are. You have nothing to say that I want to hear about.
2 years ago
makodragon
wow... the bitch who's always pointing out 'no you's' is saying 'no you'. Why am I not surprised
2 minutes ago
report spam | like | stfu


#147
2 years ago
UltraSpic is UltraLame. haha.
2 years ago
what if I were to tell you that you live in a delusional sense of being, and that everything you want to achieve is utter bullshit.
2 years ago
yawn. You're like a weaker version of seagull. Except you think you're hot shit. Failed reg
2 years ago
UltraSpic is oster btw
2 years ago
I'd tell you once again that you're a fucking retard. A retard with a special overinflated sense of self importance
2 years ago
so meaningless banter is the only vice you will every actually enjoy.
2 years ago
Haha. Busted.
2 years ago
isn't that the mucho motto?
2 years ago
so then who are you creep in malaysia?
2 years ago
oster.
2 years ago
I'm oster's false sense of worth
2 years ago
Haha.
2 years ago
We're all oster. all the alt accounts you think are puma... Oster.
2 years ago
hahaha nope
2 years ago
Yes. We're all greasy, self-loathing jew niggers
2 years ago
Haha.
2 years ago
Yak.
2 years ago
"so meaningless banter is the only vice you will every actually enjoy."

That's gotta be better than resorting to being an alt and claiming credit for other peoples trolling for enjoyment
2 years ago
Balding, greasy-headed tranny jews
2 years ago
Haha.
2 years ago
who's resorting?
2 years ago
I am enjoying myself pretty well.
2 years ago
you wanna call it something else? Fine. Shit by any other name is still shit
2 years ago
Explain what you claim eurotrash
2 years ago
it's easy to try and troll when you alt so that nobody knows anything about how much of a little faggot you are is all im saying
2 years ago
it's not an alt pussy.

try again.
2 years ago
prove it then
2 years ago
oster sucks at alting.
2 years ago
to gratify you? So.. when Im a female trolling your ass I want a beer bottle up your ass.

deal?
2 years ago
Pussy.
2 years ago
I'm not sure quite what you're asking me to agree to. Some kind of mangina shit by the sounds of it
2 years ago
you're an idiot then. It's plain and simple. I sub a pic, im not who you think I am. You sub a video/pic of a b bottle up your ass.

Do we have a deal?
2 years ago
Deal.
2 years ago
sure, oster
2 years ago
is that who you are claiming? for weeks I was seagull, now im oster. Get your shit right boy.
2 years ago
I'm not really paying that much attention to you to be perfectly honest
2 years ago
hurry up with the proof, and no taking pictures of your room mates/bitches
2 years ago
if your not paying attention why even try then? There is only one person using this account. Do you have a bottle ready?
2 years ago
I do as it happens yeah. Trying what? I don't care who you are, I'm just trolling you, trolling me.
2 years ago
but lets see you prove you're not an alt before we get ahead of ourselves
2 years ago
ahead because you're going to shove a bottle up your ass or you will just be another pussy no one wants around.
2 years ago
Tits or STFU
2 years ago
Pussy.
2 years ago
how are you gonna prove that it's you and not some skank you roped into it?
2 years ago
are you trying to back out now?
2 years ago
pussy
2 years ago
sounds like you are. better hurry up, I'm starting to think you're talking shit
2 years ago
mmhmm. like most men I don't quit after 60 seconds.
2 years ago
So much talk, so little proof. Pussy.
2 years ago
sounds like oster couldnt get anyone to stand in for him
2 years ago
Figures. Once a pussy, always a pussy.
2 years ago
lol
2 years ago
lonely night?
2 years ago
Promises proof then sets impossible conditions. Pussy tactics.
2 years ago
it's a quiet one
2 years ago
tell me oster, why are you being such a fucking mangina?
2 years ago
Fuck this. He's never going to man up. UltraSpic confirmed for oster. The end.
2 years ago
Have fun playing with the pussy, makobro.
2 years ago
are you alting too malaise?
2 years ago
Of course. But I'm here for fun, not to attack someone in disguise like a pussy.
2 years ago
OsterSpic sucks.
2 years ago
why alt though? What's wrong with your original account?
2 years ago
Sometimes I like to play dressup and clown around without the usual entanglements.
2 years ago
Looks like you ran OsterSpic off. Pity. So much proof was almost on its way.
2 years ago
lol fair enough
2 years ago
only oster would try to get me to shove a bottle up my arse while pretending to be a fucking bird, like a true mangina
2 years ago
Haha. True. Gonna crash for a bit. Wake me if oster provides you with proof that UltraCuck isn't him, ok?
2 years ago
hahahah so salty.
2 years ago
Whose balls are you licking, oster?
2 years ago
Haha.
2 years ago
So exciting. UltraCuck's proof is on its way. Maybe. Maybe not.
2 years ago
I think at this point, he HAS to get someone to pose for him just to save face
2 years ago
at this pint im laughing at both of you. ready to 2cuck17 ahahahahaha
2 years ago
Rage typos. He's flustered now.
2 years ago
I have my bottle ready oster, all lubed up and ready to pop into my shitter
2 years ago
hahahahaha hold it closer
2 years ago
Pussy.
2 years ago
poop shoot for toot toot
2 years ago
are you getting off on imagining me holding a bottle to my rectum?
2 years ago
yep... that's something oster would say alright
2 years ago
depends how close it is
2 years ago
Sub the pics already!!!!!!!
2 years ago
so no proof that it's not you oster?
2 years ago
it's oster, he aint got no proof!
2 years ago
Pussy needs an alt to lash out at everyone. UltraFaggit.
2 years ago
I enjoy this attention. Thanks everyone.
2 years ago
fuck you oster, you little shit
2 years ago
Pussys do like this kind of attention, yes.
2 years ago
$20 says ultraspic = creepingmalaise = oster
2 years ago
Faggots too.
2 years ago
Mind blown!!!!!
2 years ago
No.
2 years ago
Oster is not smart enough to juggle two alts and suck dick at the same time.
2 years ago
It's a menage alt trois
2 years ago
Time
2 years ago
Haha.
2 years ago
Cringe
2 years ago
Are you smart enough, sprinkles?
2 years ago
Joke #1:
so a cabbie, a beaner, and a scooter jockey walk into a treehouse thread....


stop me if you've heard this one
2 years ago
Oh, do tell it again! I love that one.
2 years ago
This doesn't involve a 12 inch pianist, does it?
2 years ago
No, that's the one about the naked blonde that walks into a bar with a poodle under one arm an a two foot salami under the other arm.
2 years ago
Joke #2:

cryax


2 years ago
Joke #2 isn't very funny.
2 years ago
stay tuned for Joke #3 - it has firemen and clams
2 years ago
so , is it safe to listen to cassette tapes now, then?

i hope so
2 years ago
Just do it in your own privacy.
2 years ago
someday i will find a way to convert 4-track shite to uploadable garbage and i will spam this site into obliviation, fact
2 years ago
and I'll be ok with that.
2 years ago
damn - almost fell down whilst attempting to walk to the toilet :(
2 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z17cGZXsUA0
2 years ago
dammit
2 years ago
* possum subs *
2 years ago
Making it sound like you've been spending day and night, trying to find a way. Bet its not even been 5 minutes, don't you love us Possum!?
2 years ago
no comment
2 years ago
cym
2 years ago
Don't tell me what to do!
2 years ago
Me has a Lion's rage fit...
2 years ago
Fuck my ass Rodgers
2 years ago
hey fuck your birthday faggot !
2 years ago
Happy MuchoFucko, JTK.
2 years ago
Gratzie
2 years ago
Christ on a Schwinn beach cruiser youve been here forever
2 years ago
happy MBD LeSabre man
2 years ago
After 10 years there should be a reward.
Happy MS faggotry day Kirky.
2 years ago
HMBD Jim.
2 years ago
It's 11 but who is counting. Yaks shitty date algorithm is shit.
2 years ago
You constantly talk like you are a mod you piece of shit, you are not.
You are also mot the brain trust here. Fuck off, I wish you would off your Asian mail order cunt then your fat offspring.
2 years ago
Unhappy MBD cunt
2 years ago
I've seen your bucket of lard shrek.
2 years ago
You are nobody.

Go away we don't want you here, you're a waste
2 years ago
Damn, Jim...that means my upcoming mbd is 13.
2 years ago
Fuck you mayhole
2 years ago
MD could do your job with ease and to the satisfaction of ALL members except your click
2 years ago
Happy mucho day, Kirk
Fuck you whunu
2 years ago
Fuck Jirk, and I can't give you my cock no matter how bad you want it los
2 years ago
Huh? Sorry I don't read your comments
2 years ago
Mr "Tequila is made from a cactus" lmao
2 years ago
Mr. "Talk in circles" ROTFLMAO
2 years ago
Has a 147 IQ, but doesn't even know what tequila is made from. Pretty sad.
2 years ago
Are you having a seizure?
2 years ago
Go get him Mako!
2 years ago
Eh, it's like beating up a retarded person at this point, LL. I almost feel bad for his dumb ass sometimes.
2 years ago
Don't feel bad
2 years ago
Shut the fuck up bitch
2 years ago
Notice I said *almost* lol
2 years ago
Who the fuck cares if its proper.

Ohhhhh we should be surgically proper in our description
2 years ago
Ha
2 years ago
Ignorant fucks
2 years ago
* Mako hands whunu a bottle of Cuervo and watches him try to find the worm. *
2 years ago
You lose, I win.

Buh by
2 years ago
* Mako hands whunu a cactus. Here buddy, make us some tequila. *
2 years ago
*sit in this
2 years ago
*on 8(
2 years ago
Give him a cactus, and he'd probably try to fuck it tbh.
2 years ago
I bought my x girlfriend a cactus dildo. That's why she's my x girlfriend.
2 years ago
Hahahah what?
2 years ago
I suck, man.
2 years ago
* PunkyBruiser goes back to work. *
2 years ago
yeah , I hear sound equipment that needs hauling up on to the stage
2 years ago
shut up faggot
2 years ago
me ?
2 years ago
Apparently I awoke #drunkWhunu147. Its angry when it makes a fool of itself.

"Who the fuck cares if its proper."

Good one.
2 years ago
That's a good crocodile.
2 years ago
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HivxFBB87-Y
2 years ago
Its so strange how they instinctively know how to do that roll.
2 years ago
dude just about lost his 'batin hand
2 years ago
recover password
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