points: 30

Roly Poly DeathRoll

Pretty impressive roll out of that twisted forearm.

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by makodragon

submitted January 1st 2017

226 comments
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HAHA
3 months ago
Tada!!!!
3 months ago
he meant to do that
3 months ago
It's all part of the show folks... its all part of the show...
3 months ago
im sure this will be a repost and I haven't even pressed play yet
3 months ago
or maybe not
3 months ago
o ye of little faith
3 months ago
go fuck yourself thatdude420
3 months ago
I could go for some batter fried gattor now....
3 months ago
i have gator nuggets in the freezer, should i?
3 months ago
it might clash with the leftover chili though...
3 months ago
Fedex me some!!!!
3 months ago
I know a decent place in Colorado
3 months ago
oh really where is it bitch ?
3 months ago
hey bitch im asking you a question
3 months ago
where is it ?
3 months ago
lol
3 months ago
is cryax close to releasing a truth
3 months ago
um
3 months ago
what do you know possum ?
3 months ago
Los.... if you are serious email me the detsils.....
3 months ago
yes email him the detsils
3 months ago
Cryax.... what do do for fun? Like when you go out with your pretend friends?
3 months ago
They drink cervesas and tequila, the one with the real worm at the bottom made from cactus.
3 months ago
They sell meat at the farm
http://www.coloradogators.com
3 months ago
* Magawd adds this spot to his travel list *
3 months ago
Jump in the pit
3 months ago
i love how every time nixon tries to talk shit , hes basically being a hypocrite to everything he says, says i have pretend friend, he doesnt even have a face book or social media of any kind . says i have stick arms, hes crippled lol , fucking nixon , yeah man yooure so cool i get it
3 months ago
How the fuck would you know or care whether or not anyone has Facebook or anything else, cryDox? Stop being an imbecile.
3 months ago
well for one he said , he dont do social media or some shit like that so thats where i draw my conclusion, straight from the horses mouth
3 months ago
Doesn't matter, whunax. Shut the fuck up.
3 months ago
Also, tequila is not made from cactus. The agave is a plant, retard.
3 months ago
My cane gets more action than cryax.
3 months ago
It's a type of lily actually, Jim. And thu don't worms in tequila, he's thinking of Mezcal. I hate Muchoing from my phone because I have to see #147 at his finest.
3 months ago
yeah your cane gets more action then since you stick it up your ass and then do ass to mouth on it all day im sure it does fucking faggot
3 months ago
lol.... stfu mexicunt
3 months ago
Agave is the only thing keeping mexico (legally) afloat.
3 months ago
That, and fireworks
3 months ago
Like America and taxi drivers
3 months ago
Like the UK and Chinese food delivery boys
3 months ago
And yet neither of us could keep our jobs , huh....
3 months ago
There is a difference. One, retired. One, got fired. Even though they rhyme they are not the same.
3 months ago
Except unlike you, I actually bought the company.
3 months ago
I've said before mako... buying the taxi is hardly buying the company
3 months ago
I didn't get fired
3 months ago
"unjobbed" hahahhaa I love that word.
3 months ago
You got fired. And I bought the limousine part of the company, but keep trying, drunky. Then go make breakfast for old people.
3 months ago
You 2 just don't get it so stfu
3 months ago
Yep, go clean your floors while you're at it too, slob.
3 months ago
and if you include you, ultra spic, one is a retard, which although rhymes, is not the same.
3 months ago
good one. I'll make sure to cry about that later.
3 months ago
do you designate part of your day to crying about how how shit you are?
3 months ago
I just try to mimic you.
3 months ago
wah wah im going to kill myself wah wah ... pay attention to me anyone!!
3 months ago
wow... the bitch who's always pointing out 'no you's' is saying 'no you'. Why am I not surprised
3 months ago
look at yourself. seriously... actually look at yourself. Then come speak to me.
3 months ago
I'm only talking to you because I want to point out how retarded you are. You have nothing to say that I want to hear about.
3 months ago
makodragon
wow... the bitch who's always pointing out 'no you's' is saying 'no you'. Why am I not surprised
2 minutes ago
report spam | like | stfu


#147
3 months ago
UltraSpic is UltraLame. haha.
3 months ago
what if I were to tell you that you live in a delusional sense of being, and that everything you want to achieve is utter bullshit.
3 months ago
yawn. You're like a weaker version of seagull. Except you think you're hot shit. Failed reg
3 months ago
UltraSpic is oster btw
3 months ago
I'd tell you once again that you're a fucking retard. A retard with a special overinflated sense of self importance
3 months ago
so meaningless banter is the only vice you will every actually enjoy.
3 months ago
Haha. Busted.
3 months ago
isn't that the mucho motto?
3 months ago
so then who are you creep in malaysia?
3 months ago
oster.
3 months ago
I'm oster's false sense of worth
3 months ago
Haha.
3 months ago
We're all oster. all the alt accounts you think are puma... Oster.
3 months ago
hahaha nope
3 months ago
Yes. We're all greasy, self-loathing jew niggers
3 months ago
Haha.
3 months ago
Yak.
3 months ago
"so meaningless banter is the only vice you will every actually enjoy."

That's gotta be better than resorting to being an alt and claiming credit for other peoples trolling for enjoyment
3 months ago
Balding, greasy-headed tranny jews
3 months ago
Haha.
3 months ago
who's resorting?
3 months ago
I am enjoying myself pretty well.
3 months ago
you wanna call it something else? Fine. Shit by any other name is still shit
3 months ago
Explain what you claim eurotrash
3 months ago
it's easy to try and troll when you alt so that nobody knows anything about how much of a little faggot you are is all im saying
3 months ago
it's not an alt pussy.

try again.
3 months ago
prove it then
3 months ago
oster sucks at alting.
3 months ago
to gratify you? So.. when Im a female trolling your ass I want a beer bottle up your ass.

deal?
3 months ago
Pussy.
3 months ago
I'm not sure quite what you're asking me to agree to. Some kind of mangina shit by the sounds of it
3 months ago
you're an idiot then. It's plain and simple. I sub a pic, im not who you think I am. You sub a video/pic of a b bottle up your ass.

Do we have a deal?
3 months ago
Deal.
3 months ago
sure, oster
3 months ago
is that who you are claiming? for weeks I was seagull, now im oster. Get your shit right boy.
3 months ago
I'm not really paying that much attention to you to be perfectly honest
3 months ago
hurry up with the proof, and no taking pictures of your room mates/bitches
3 months ago
if your not paying attention why even try then? There is only one person using this account. Do you have a bottle ready?
3 months ago
I do as it happens yeah. Trying what? I don't care who you are, I'm just trolling you, trolling me.
3 months ago
but lets see you prove you're not an alt before we get ahead of ourselves
3 months ago
ahead because you're going to shove a bottle up your ass or you will just be another pussy no one wants around.
3 months ago
Tits or STFU
3 months ago
Pussy.
3 months ago
how are you gonna prove that it's you and not some skank you roped into it?
3 months ago
are you trying to back out now?
3 months ago
pussy
3 months ago
sounds like you are. better hurry up, I'm starting to think you're talking shit
3 months ago
mmhmm. like most men I don't quit after 60 seconds.
3 months ago
So much talk, so little proof. Pussy.
3 months ago
sounds like oster couldnt get anyone to stand in for him
3 months ago
Figures. Once a pussy, always a pussy.
3 months ago
lol
3 months ago
lonely night?
3 months ago
Promises proof then sets impossible conditions. Pussy tactics.
3 months ago
it's a quiet one
3 months ago
tell me oster, why are you being such a fucking mangina?
3 months ago
Fuck this. He's never going to man up. UltraSpic confirmed for oster. The end.
3 months ago
Have fun playing with the pussy, makobro.
3 months ago
are you alting too malaise?
3 months ago
Of course. But I'm here for fun, not to attack someone in disguise like a pussy.
3 months ago
OsterSpic sucks.
3 months ago
why alt though? What's wrong with your original account?
3 months ago
Sometimes I like to play dressup and clown around without the usual entanglements.
3 months ago
Looks like you ran OsterSpic off. Pity. So much proof was almost on its way.
3 months ago
lol fair enough
3 months ago
only oster would try to get me to shove a bottle up my arse while pretending to be a fucking bird, like a true mangina
3 months ago
Haha. True. Gonna crash for a bit. Wake me if oster provides you with proof that UltraCuck isn't him, ok?
3 months ago
hahahah so salty.
3 months ago
Whose balls are you licking, oster?
3 months ago
Haha.
3 months ago
So exciting. UltraCuck's proof is on its way. Maybe. Maybe not.
3 months ago
I think at this point, he HAS to get someone to pose for him just to save face
3 months ago
at this pint im laughing at both of you. ready to 2cuck17 ahahahahaha
3 months ago
Rage typos. He's flustered now.
3 months ago
I have my bottle ready oster, all lubed up and ready to pop into my shitter
3 months ago
hahahahaha hold it closer
3 months ago
Pussy.
3 months ago
poop shoot for toot toot
3 months ago
are you getting off on imagining me holding a bottle to my rectum?
3 months ago
yep... that's something oster would say alright
3 months ago
depends how close it is
3 months ago
Sub the pics already!!!!!!!
3 months ago
so no proof that it's not you oster?
3 months ago
it's oster, he aint got no proof!
3 months ago
Pussy needs an alt to lash out at everyone. UltraFaggit.
3 months ago
I enjoy this attention. Thanks everyone.
3 months ago
fuck you oster, you little shit
3 months ago
Pussys do like this kind of attention, yes.
3 months ago
$20 says ultraspic = creepingmalaise = oster
3 months ago
Faggots too.
3 months ago
Mind blown!!!!!
3 months ago
No.
3 months ago
Oster is not smart enough to juggle two alts and suck dick at the same time.
3 months ago
It's a menage alt trois
3 months ago
Time
3 months ago
Haha.
3 months ago
Cringe
3 months ago
Are you smart enough, sprinkles?
3 months ago
Joke #1:
so a cabbie, a beaner, and a scooter jockey walk into a treehouse thread....


stop me if you've heard this one
3 months ago
Oh, do tell it again! I love that one.
3 months ago
This doesn't involve a 12 inch pianist, does it?
3 months ago
No, that's the one about the naked blonde that walks into a bar with a poodle under one arm an a two foot salami under the other arm.
3 months ago
Joke #2:

cryax


3 months ago
Joke #2 isn't very funny.
3 months ago
stay tuned for Joke #3 - it has firemen and clams
3 months ago
so , is it safe to listen to cassette tapes now, then?

i hope so
3 months ago
Just do it in your own privacy.
3 months ago
someday i will find a way to convert 4-track shite to uploadable garbage and i will spam this site into obliviation, fact
3 months ago
and I'll be ok with that.
3 months ago
damn - almost fell down whilst attempting to walk to the toilet :(
3 months ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z17cGZXsUA0
3 months ago
dammit
3 months ago
* possum subs *
3 months ago
Making it sound like you've been spending day and night, trying to find a way. Bet its not even been 5 minutes, don't you love us Possum!?
3 months ago
no comment
3 months ago
cym
3 months ago
Don't tell me what to do!
3 months ago
Me has a Lion's rage fit...
3 months ago
Fuck my ass Rodgers
3 months ago
hey fuck your birthday faggot !
3 months ago
Happy MuchoFucko, JTK.
3 months ago
Gratzie
3 months ago
Christ on a Schwinn beach cruiser youve been here forever
3 months ago
happy MBD LeSabre man
3 months ago
After 10 years there should be a reward.
Happy MS faggotry day Kirky.
3 months ago
HMBD Jim.
3 months ago
It's 11 but who is counting. Yaks shitty date algorithm is shit.
3 months ago
You constantly talk like you are a mod you piece of shit, you are not.
You are also mot the brain trust here. Fuck off, I wish you would off your Asian mail order cunt then your fat offspring.
3 months ago
Unhappy MBD cunt
3 months ago
I've seen your bucket of lard shrek.
3 months ago
You are nobody.

Go away we don't want you here, you're a waste
3 months ago
Damn, Jim...that means my upcoming mbd is 13.
3 months ago
Fuck you mayhole
3 months ago
MD could do your job with ease and to the satisfaction of ALL members except your click
3 months ago
Happy mucho day, Kirk
Fuck you whunu
3 months ago
Fuck Jirk, and I can't give you my cock no matter how bad you want it los
3 months ago
Huh? Sorry I don't read your comments
3 months ago
Mr "Tequila is made from a cactus" lmao
3 months ago
Mr. "Talk in circles" ROTFLMAO
3 months ago
Has a 147 IQ, but doesn't even know what tequila is made from. Pretty sad.
3 months ago
Are you having a seizure?
3 months ago
Go get him Mako!
3 months ago
Eh, it's like beating up a retarded person at this point, LL. I almost feel bad for his dumb ass sometimes.
3 months ago
Don't feel bad
3 months ago
Shut the fuck up bitch
3 months ago
Notice I said *almost* lol
3 months ago
Who the fuck cares if its proper.

Ohhhhh we should be surgically proper in our description
3 months ago
Ha
3 months ago
Ignorant fucks
3 months ago
* Mako hands whunu a bottle of Cuervo and watches him try to find the worm. *
3 months ago
You lose, I win.

Buh by
3 months ago
* Mako hands whunu a cactus. Here buddy, make us some tequila. *
3 months ago
*sit in this
3 months ago
*on 8(
3 months ago
Give him a cactus, and he'd probably try to fuck it tbh.
3 months ago
I bought my x girlfriend a cactus dildo. That's why she's my x girlfriend.
3 months ago
Hahahah what?
3 months ago
I suck, man.
3 months ago
* PunkyBruiser goes back to work. *
3 months ago
yeah , I hear sound equipment that needs hauling up on to the stage
3 months ago
shut up faggot
3 months ago
me ?
3 months ago
Apparently I awoke #drunkWhunu147. Its angry when it makes a fool of itself.

"Who the fuck cares if its proper."

Good one.
3 months ago
That's a good crocodile.
3 months ago
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HivxFBB87-Y
3 months ago
Its so strange how they instinctively know how to do that roll.
3 months ago
dude just about lost his 'batin hand
3 months ago
recover password