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How I feel on new years eve

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by Sealbasher

submitted December 31st 2016

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How I feel on new years eve
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You feel short?
3 weeks ago
kinda
3 weeks ago
What's a "crippel?"
3 weeks ago
someone with long hair and no legs
3 weeks ago
Lies.
3 weeks ago
is this bullshit going to continue into 2017 or are you going to kill yourself
3 weeks ago
I think I will go full hardcore on mucho
3 weeks ago
full hardcore retarded
3 weeks ago
"Pusherman"

I'm your mama, I'm your daddy,
I'm that nigga in the alley.
I'm your doctor when in need.
Want some coke? Have some weed.
You know me, I'm your friend,
Your main boy, thick and thin.
I'm your pusherman.

Ain't I clean, bad machine
Super cool, super mean
Dealin' good, for The Man.
Superfly, here I stand.
Secret stash, heavy bread,
Baddest bitches in the bed,
I'm your pusherman

Silent life of crime
A man of odd circumstance,
A victim of ghetto demands.
Feed me money for style
And I'll let you trip for a while.
Insecure from the past,
How long can a good thing last?
No, no, no

Got to be mellow, y'all
Got to get mellow, now
Pusherman gettin' mellow, y'all

Heavy mind, every sign
Makin' money all the time
My LD and just me
For all junkies to see
Ghetto Prince is my thing
Makin' love's how I swing
I'm your pusherman

Two bags, please
For a generous fee
Make your world what you want it to be
Got a woman I love desperately
Wanna give her somethin' better than me
Been told I can't be nuthin' else
Just a hustler in spite of myself
I know I can break it
This life just don't make it
Lord, Lord, yeah

Got to get mellow, now
Gotta be mellow, y'all
Got to get mellow, now

I'm your mama, I'm your daddy,
I'm that nigga in the alley.
I'm your doctor when in need.
Want some coke? Have some weed.
You know me, I'm your friend,
Your main boy, thick and thin.
I'm your pusherman.
I'm your pusherman.
I'm your pusherman.
I'm your pusherman.
Lord, Lord
3 weeks ago
What the fuck bitch ?
3 weeks ago
not reading all this shit
3 weeks ago
Here's to celebrating ten years since my last pusher gig. Happy New Years,bitch
3 weeks ago
who cares, you are still an ugly bitch
3 weeks ago
go suck whunus cock
3 weeks ago
Happy New Years to you too
3 weeks ago
Cute little bitch . Have you been drinking ?
3 weeks ago
It's only 3:45 here, haven't even thought of a beer yet. Guess los and seal are hammered by now.
3 weeks ago
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAA
3 weeks ago
Happy New Years early
3 weeks ago
No really this is what happened. I went to a party all well n good, but then I had a premonition of something and had to leave. It was cause of of all the black magic shit whatever, we didn't kill anyone.
3 weeks ago
Ohw here it,s 22:47!!! *who cares*
3 weeks ago
box where do you life? its 22:53 over here!!!
3 weeks ago
jeebus seal
3 weeks ago
Stfu
3 weeks ago
Let the man talk
3 weeks ago
what?
3 weeks ago
box is sutch a dutch
3 weeks ago
I tried being social but it was just too boring
3 weeks ago
let me guess, you were to intelligent for all these idiots right?

stupid cunt!
3 weeks ago
*too
3 weeks ago
I guess is wasn't drunk enough
3 weeks ago
lets smoke and chill los
3 weeks ago
Spell check police
3 weeks ago
Whooooooo

Whoooooooooo

Whooooooooooooooo
3 weeks ago
Gimme me a break I'm drunk you fucking cunt
3 weeks ago
i love how loslobos gives me an automatic stfu when i tell her lets smoke and chill
3 weeks ago
lol
3 weeks ago
How everyone's New Years fucking doin?
Seagull is harassing me with Jamirquai music
Kill me
3 weeks ago
ha Jami-time?
kill him instead
3 weeks ago
Thanks
3 weeks ago
* whunu feels sorry los has to listen to that *
3 weeks ago
1- i has a cold am am sickly
2- the handegg game is horrible
3- ima going to nap and then...
4- make chili, drink beers, smoke dope
5- sub music videos on MS
3 weeks ago
-am

:)
3 weeks ago
^pre New Year's Eve plan
3 weeks ago
*good
3 weeks ago
dont do it los!

get him to pass out and sub funny pics of him naked instead
3 weeks ago
i guess naked AND dead would work too
3 weeks ago
I think loslobos high-tailed it out of here when she saw me show up.

That or she's just taking a big dump, idk.
3 weeks ago
eeek its zeek

* possum runs away and naps *
3 weeks ago
*faps
3 weeks ago
I'm stuffed with turkey and can't move, Godt Nyttår fellow Scandinavifaggots and faggettes.
3 weeks ago
Are turkeys native to Scandanavia?

I don't get why everyone eats turkey at holidays; it's basically the worst meat out there but everyone pretends to love it because it's tradition. What the fuck is wrong with people?
3 weeks ago
Turkey is basically the celery of the meat world.

No one actually likes it but for some reason it still exists.
3 weeks ago
Also, what's the point in covered bridges?
3 weeks ago
Fuck if i know, probably not. Its good when its nice and juicy, cooked right.
3 weeks ago
Well I mean, you can cook muskrat right but it's still just muskrat.
3 weeks ago
what the fuck are you shitting on turkey and celery for? The fuck zeke, you live on veal or kobe beef or something
3 weeks ago
I live on chicken and broccoli. You limeys can keep your fucking celery and bangers and mash. Tomatoes I'm cool with though. Celery should have never been introduced to the new world. And turkeys.....that's like the squirrel of birds. You're welcome.
3 weeks ago
turkey is good, it just takes ages to cook because it's much bigger than chicken. You need to try some bangers and mash mate. I bet you've never had a real sausage.
3 weeks ago
inb4 homo comment
3 weeks ago
1) turkey is palatable if you brine it

2) most people don't brine their turkey

3) any other meat properly brined blows turkey away

4) we introduced turkey to you, so you'd eat that shit cuz we don't wanna

5) a full english breakfast is kind of sickening to me. Then again, so is the typical American
3 weeks ago
6) You gave us celery. Take it back.
3 weeks ago
1) what the fuck is brining?
2) Turkey gets dry because of the time it takes to cook
3) See 1
4) If you cook Turkey is small portions, it's fine. Such as turkey steaks.
5) How dare you. Get out.
3 weeks ago
6) I like celery. I'll have it all.
3 weeks ago
Happy Saturnalia you limey bastard
3 weeks ago
Happy Hanukah, you yankee sod
3 weeks ago
Heh, lists...
3 weeks ago
Barret watch the show Alone.

It's good shit.
3 weeks ago
It's survival......bushcraft
3 weeks ago
i wonder if both los and bird are still living, or if there has been yet another unfortunate Jamirquai incident....
3 weeks ago
We're ok but unfortunately Jamirquai died
3 weeks ago
netherlands@seal.
3 weeks ago
oopsy
3 weeks ago
Dafuck
3 weeks ago
awesome, we should hang out at some point
3 weeks ago
pics would be awesome
3 weeks ago
Box are you drunk
3 weeks ago
No!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
3 weeks ago
I belibe him
3 weeks ago
stopped drinking 17/03/2016 period
3 weeks ago
Good man
3 weeks ago
I KNOW!!!
3 weeks ago
*Box is going to join madam in the livingroom*
SO for now wishing you all a HEALTHY NEW YEAR and just WAKE THE FUCK UP YOU HEAR!!!
Box OUt...........................................................................
3 weeks ago
Amen
3 weeks ago
Shut up Zeke!

I like Box. I run when I see you
3 weeks ago
Just joking
3 weeks ago
Your alright
3 weeks ago
Hah...amen
3 weeks ago
just stay home and no one will throw confetti on your legless torso
3 weeks ago
He got new legs....
3 weeks ago
Your best sub. Congratulations.
3 weeks ago
Your best comment. Congragulations.
3 weeks ago
Hahah
3 weeks ago
Your best "haha". Congratulations.
3 weeks ago
Your best congratulations. Congratulations
3 weeks ago
Your best congratulations telling me congratulations?
3 weeks ago
This could really end a popular thing.
3 weeks ago
i found the two vids i plan to sub at 12:00 CST

hope it doesnt happen tbh
3 weeks ago
Looks like a young Ian Anderson.
3 weeks ago
recover password
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