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How I feel on new years eve

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by Sealbasher

submitted December 31st 2016

99 comments
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How I feel on new years eve
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You feel short?
4 months ago
kinda
4 months ago
What's a "crippel?"
4 months ago
someone with long hair and no legs
4 months ago
Lies.
4 months ago
is this bullshit going to continue into 2017 or are you going to kill yourself
4 months ago
I think I will go full hardcore on mucho
4 months ago
full hardcore retarded
4 months ago
"Pusherman"

I'm your mama, I'm your daddy,
I'm that nigga in the alley.
I'm your doctor when in need.
Want some coke? Have some weed.
You know me, I'm your friend,
Your main boy, thick and thin.
I'm your pusherman.

Ain't I clean, bad machine
Super cool, super mean
Dealin' good, for The Man.
Superfly, here I stand.
Secret stash, heavy bread,
Baddest bitches in the bed,
I'm your pusherman

Silent life of crime
A man of odd circumstance,
A victim of ghetto demands.
Feed me money for style
And I'll let you trip for a while.
Insecure from the past,
How long can a good thing last?
No, no, no

Got to be mellow, y'all
Got to get mellow, now
Pusherman gettin' mellow, y'all

Heavy mind, every sign
Makin' money all the time
My LD and just me
For all junkies to see
Ghetto Prince is my thing
Makin' love's how I swing
I'm your pusherman

Two bags, please
For a generous fee
Make your world what you want it to be
Got a woman I love desperately
Wanna give her somethin' better than me
Been told I can't be nuthin' else
Just a hustler in spite of myself
I know I can break it
This life just don't make it
Lord, Lord, yeah

Got to get mellow, now
Gotta be mellow, y'all
Got to get mellow, now

I'm your mama, I'm your daddy,
I'm that nigga in the alley.
I'm your doctor when in need.
Want some coke? Have some weed.
You know me, I'm your friend,
Your main boy, thick and thin.
I'm your pusherman.
I'm your pusherman.
I'm your pusherman.
I'm your pusherman.
Lord, Lord
4 months ago
What the fuck bitch ?
4 months ago
not reading all this shit
4 months ago
Here's to celebrating ten years since my last pusher gig. Happy New Years,bitch
4 months ago
who cares, you are still an ugly bitch
4 months ago
go suck whunus cock
4 months ago
Happy New Years to you too
4 months ago
Cute little bitch . Have you been drinking ?
4 months ago
It's only 3:45 here, haven't even thought of a beer yet. Guess los and seal are hammered by now.
4 months ago
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAA
4 months ago
Happy New Years early
4 months ago
No really this is what happened. I went to a party all well n good, but then I had a premonition of something and had to leave. It was cause of of all the black magic shit whatever, we didn't kill anyone.
4 months ago
Ohw here it,s 22:47!!! *who cares*
4 months ago
box where do you life? its 22:53 over here!!!
4 months ago
jeebus seal
4 months ago
Stfu
4 months ago
Let the man talk
4 months ago
what?
4 months ago
box is sutch a dutch
4 months ago
I tried being social but it was just too boring
4 months ago
let me guess, you were to intelligent for all these idiots right?

stupid cunt!
4 months ago
*too
4 months ago
I guess is wasn't drunk enough
4 months ago
lets smoke and chill los
4 months ago
Spell check police
4 months ago
Whooooooo

Whoooooooooo

Whooooooooooooooo
4 months ago
Gimme me a break I'm drunk you fucking cunt
4 months ago
i love how loslobos gives me an automatic stfu when i tell her lets smoke and chill
4 months ago
lol
4 months ago
How everyone's New Years fucking doin?
Seagull is harassing me with Jamirquai music
Kill me
4 months ago
ha Jami-time?
kill him instead
4 months ago
Thanks
4 months ago
* whunu feels sorry los has to listen to that *
4 months ago
1- i has a cold am am sickly
2- the handegg game is horrible
3- ima going to nap and then...
4- make chili, drink beers, smoke dope
5- sub music videos on MS
4 months ago
-am

:)
4 months ago
^pre New Year's Eve plan
4 months ago
*good
4 months ago
dont do it los!

get him to pass out and sub funny pics of him naked instead
4 months ago
i guess naked AND dead would work too
4 months ago
I think loslobos high-tailed it out of here when she saw me show up.

That or she's just taking a big dump, idk.
4 months ago
eeek its zeek

* possum runs away and naps *
4 months ago
*faps
4 months ago
I'm stuffed with turkey and can't move, Godt Nyttår fellow Scandinavifaggots and faggettes.
4 months ago
Are turkeys native to Scandanavia?

I don't get why everyone eats turkey at holidays; it's basically the worst meat out there but everyone pretends to love it because it's tradition. What the fuck is wrong with people?
4 months ago
Turkey is basically the celery of the meat world.

No one actually likes it but for some reason it still exists.
4 months ago
Also, what's the point in covered bridges?
4 months ago
Fuck if i know, probably not. Its good when its nice and juicy, cooked right.
4 months ago
Well I mean, you can cook muskrat right but it's still just muskrat.
4 months ago
what the fuck are you shitting on turkey and celery for? The fuck zeke, you live on veal or kobe beef or something
4 months ago
I live on chicken and broccoli. You limeys can keep your fucking celery and bangers and mash. Tomatoes I'm cool with though. Celery should have never been introduced to the new world. And turkeys.....that's like the squirrel of birds. You're welcome.
4 months ago
turkey is good, it just takes ages to cook because it's much bigger than chicken. You need to try some bangers and mash mate. I bet you've never had a real sausage.
4 months ago
inb4 homo comment
4 months ago
1) turkey is palatable if you brine it

2) most people don't brine their turkey

3) any other meat properly brined blows turkey away

4) we introduced turkey to you, so you'd eat that shit cuz we don't wanna

5) a full english breakfast is kind of sickening to me. Then again, so is the typical American
4 months ago
6) You gave us celery. Take it back.
4 months ago
1) what the fuck is brining?
2) Turkey gets dry because of the time it takes to cook
3) See 1
4) If you cook Turkey is small portions, it's fine. Such as turkey steaks.
5) How dare you. Get out.
4 months ago
6) I like celery. I'll have it all.
4 months ago
Happy Saturnalia you limey bastard
4 months ago
Happy Hanukah, you yankee sod
4 months ago
Heh, lists...
4 months ago
Barret watch the show Alone.

It's good shit.
4 months ago
It's survival......bushcraft
4 months ago
i wonder if both los and bird are still living, or if there has been yet another unfortunate Jamirquai incident....
4 months ago
We're ok but unfortunately Jamirquai died
4 months ago
netherlands@seal.
4 months ago
oopsy
4 months ago
Dafuck
4 months ago
awesome, we should hang out at some point
4 months ago
pics would be awesome
4 months ago
Box are you drunk
4 months ago
No!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
4 months ago
I belibe him
4 months ago
stopped drinking 17/03/2016 period
4 months ago
Good man
4 months ago
I KNOW!!!
4 months ago
*Box is going to join madam in the livingroom*
SO for now wishing you all a HEALTHY NEW YEAR and just WAKE THE FUCK UP YOU HEAR!!!
Box OUt...........................................................................
4 months ago
Amen
4 months ago
Shut up Zeke!

I like Box. I run when I see you
4 months ago
Just joking
4 months ago
Your alright
4 months ago
Hah...amen
4 months ago
just stay home and no one will throw confetti on your legless torso
4 months ago
He got new legs....
4 months ago
Your best sub. Congratulations.
4 months ago
Your best comment. Congragulations.
4 months ago
Hahah
4 months ago
Your best "haha". Congratulations.
4 months ago
Your best congratulations. Congratulations
4 months ago
Your best congratulations telling me congratulations?
4 months ago
This could really end a popular thing.
4 months ago
i found the two vids i plan to sub at 12:00 CST

hope it doesnt happen tbh
4 months ago
Looks like a young Ian Anderson.
4 months ago
recover password
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