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How I feel on new years eve

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by Sealbasher

submitted December 31st 2016

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How I feel on new years eve
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You feel short?
2 years ago
kinda
2 years ago
What's a "crippel?"
2 years ago
someone with long hair and no legs
2 years ago
Lies.
2 years ago
is this bullshit going to continue into 2017 or are you going to kill yourself
2 years ago
I think I will go full hardcore on mucho
2 years ago
full hardcore retarded
2 years ago
"Pusherman"

I'm your mama, I'm your daddy,
I'm that nigga in the alley.
I'm your doctor when in need.
Want some coke? Have some weed.
You know me, I'm your friend,
Your main boy, thick and thin.
I'm your pusherman.

Ain't I clean, bad machine
Super cool, super mean
Dealin' good, for The Man.
Superfly, here I stand.
Secret stash, heavy bread,
Baddest bitches in the bed,
I'm your pusherman

Silent life of crime
A man of odd circumstance,
A victim of ghetto demands.
Feed me money for style
And I'll let you trip for a while.
Insecure from the past,
How long can a good thing last?
No, no, no

Got to be mellow, y'all
Got to get mellow, now
Pusherman gettin' mellow, y'all

Heavy mind, every sign
Makin' money all the time
My LD and just me
For all junkies to see
Ghetto Prince is my thing
Makin' love's how I swing
I'm your pusherman

Two bags, please
For a generous fee
Make your world what you want it to be
Got a woman I love desperately
Wanna give her somethin' better than me
Been told I can't be nuthin' else
Just a hustler in spite of myself
I know I can break it
This life just don't make it
Lord, Lord, yeah

Got to get mellow, now
Gotta be mellow, y'all
Got to get mellow, now

I'm your mama, I'm your daddy,
I'm that nigga in the alley.
I'm your doctor when in need.
Want some coke? Have some weed.
You know me, I'm your friend,
Your main boy, thick and thin.
I'm your pusherman.
I'm your pusherman.
I'm your pusherman.
I'm your pusherman.
Lord, Lord
2 years ago
What the fuck bitch ?
2 years ago
not reading all this shit
2 years ago
Here's to celebrating ten years since my last pusher gig. Happy New Years,bitch
2 years ago
who cares, you are still an ugly bitch
2 years ago
go suck whunus cock
2 years ago
Happy New Years to you too
2 years ago
Cute little bitch . Have you been drinking ?
2 years ago
It's only 3:45 here, haven't even thought of a beer yet. Guess los and seal are hammered by now.
2 years ago
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAA
2 years ago
Happy New Years early
2 years ago
No really this is what happened. I went to a party all well n good, but then I had a premonition of something and had to leave. It was cause of of all the black magic shit whatever, we didn't kill anyone.
2 years ago
Ohw here it,s 22:47!!! *who cares*
2 years ago
box where do you life? its 22:53 over here!!!
2 years ago
jeebus seal
2 years ago
Stfu
2 years ago
Let the man talk
2 years ago
what?
2 years ago
box is sutch a dutch
2 years ago
I tried being social but it was just too boring
2 years ago
let me guess, you were to intelligent for all these idiots right?

stupid cunt!
2 years ago
*too
2 years ago
I guess is wasn't drunk enough
2 years ago
lets smoke and chill los
2 years ago
Spell check police
2 years ago
Whooooooo

Whoooooooooo

Whooooooooooooooo
2 years ago
Gimme me a break I'm drunk you fucking cunt
2 years ago
i love how loslobos gives me an automatic stfu when i tell her lets smoke and chill
2 years ago
lol
2 years ago
How everyone's New Years fucking doin?
Seagull is harassing me with Jamirquai music
Kill me
2 years ago
ha Jami-time?
kill him instead
2 years ago
Thanks
2 years ago
* whunu feels sorry los has to listen to that *
2 years ago
1- i has a cold am am sickly
2- the handegg game is horrible
3- ima going to nap and then...
4- make chili, drink beers, smoke dope
5- sub music videos on MS
2 years ago
-am

:)
2 years ago
^pre New Year's Eve plan
2 years ago
*good
2 years ago
dont do it los!

get him to pass out and sub funny pics of him naked instead
2 years ago
i guess naked AND dead would work too
2 years ago
I think loslobos high-tailed it out of here when she saw me show up.

That or she's just taking a big dump, idk.
2 years ago
eeek its zeek

* possum runs away and naps *
2 years ago
*faps
2 years ago
I'm stuffed with turkey and can't move, Godt Nyttår fellow Scandinavifaggots and faggettes.
2 years ago
Are turkeys native to Scandanavia?

I don't get why everyone eats turkey at holidays; it's basically the worst meat out there but everyone pretends to love it because it's tradition. What the fuck is wrong with people?
2 years ago
Turkey is basically the celery of the meat world.

No one actually likes it but for some reason it still exists.
2 years ago
Also, what's the point in covered bridges?
2 years ago
Fuck if i know, probably not. Its good when its nice and juicy, cooked right.
2 years ago
Well I mean, you can cook muskrat right but it's still just muskrat.
2 years ago
what the fuck are you shitting on turkey and celery for? The fuck zeke, you live on veal or kobe beef or something
2 years ago
I live on chicken and broccoli. You limeys can keep your fucking celery and bangers and mash. Tomatoes I'm cool with though. Celery should have never been introduced to the new world. And turkeys.....that's like the squirrel of birds. You're welcome.
2 years ago
turkey is good, it just takes ages to cook because it's much bigger than chicken. You need to try some bangers and mash mate. I bet you've never had a real sausage.
2 years ago
inb4 homo comment
2 years ago
1) turkey is palatable if you brine it

2) most people don't brine their turkey

3) any other meat properly brined blows turkey away

4) we introduced turkey to you, so you'd eat that shit cuz we don't wanna

5) a full english breakfast is kind of sickening to me. Then again, so is the typical American
2 years ago
6) You gave us celery. Take it back.
2 years ago
1) what the fuck is brining?
2) Turkey gets dry because of the time it takes to cook
3) See 1
4) If you cook Turkey is small portions, it's fine. Such as turkey steaks.
5) How dare you. Get out.
2 years ago
6) I like celery. I'll have it all.
2 years ago
Happy Saturnalia you limey bastard
2 years ago
Happy Hanukah, you yankee sod
2 years ago
Heh, lists...
2 years ago
Barret watch the show Alone.

It's good shit.
2 years ago
It's survival......bushcraft
2 years ago
i wonder if both los and bird are still living, or if there has been yet another unfortunate Jamirquai incident....
2 years ago
We're ok but unfortunately Jamirquai died
2 years ago
netherlands@seal.
2 years ago
oopsy
2 years ago
Dafuck
2 years ago
awesome, we should hang out at some point
2 years ago
pics would be awesome
2 years ago
Box are you drunk
2 years ago
No!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2 years ago
I belibe him
2 years ago
stopped drinking 17/03/2016 period
2 years ago
Good man
2 years ago
I KNOW!!!
2 years ago
*Box is going to join madam in the livingroom*
SO for now wishing you all a HEALTHY NEW YEAR and just WAKE THE FUCK UP YOU HEAR!!!
Box OUt...........................................................................
2 years ago
Amen
2 years ago
Shut up Zeke!

I like Box. I run when I see you
2 years ago
Just joking
2 years ago
Your alright
2 years ago
Hah...amen
2 years ago
just stay home and no one will throw confetti on your legless torso
2 years ago
He got new legs....
2 years ago
Your best sub. Congratulations.
2 years ago
Your best comment. Congragulations.
2 years ago
Hahah
2 years ago
Your best "haha". Congratulations.
2 years ago
Your best congratulations. Congratulations
2 years ago
Your best congratulations telling me congratulations?
2 years ago
This could really end a popular thing.
2 years ago
i found the two vids i plan to sub at 12:00 CST

hope it doesnt happen tbh
2 years ago
Looks like a young Ian Anderson.
2 years ago
recover password
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