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Scrambled Eggs

God damn are these delicious...

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by NixonsGhost

submitted December 31st 2016

81 comments
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Scrambled Eggs
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comments (81)
I confess, I douse mine in pepper too.
2 years ago
Your move Mrs. Dash
2 years ago
I'm not going out at 5 a.m. to buy eggs.
2 years ago
How the fuck do you not have eggs?
2 years ago
I just got back from vacation two days ago, dude.
2 years ago
Ahhh.... victory by forfeiture.
2 years ago
Nah, no victory. It was an eight hour time difference so I've barely slept. I'd probably burn the eggs if I tried to cook right now.
2 years ago
The important thing is you tried....
2 years ago
ha!!
2 years ago
Plus I'd need crème fraîche, and I have to go to fucking Wegman's to get that. Store's so big I'd get disoriented and lost in there.
2 years ago
The fuck....
2 years ago
eggs, butter, salt, pepper, add heat and stir..... TADA.....
2 years ago
You're making this shit way to complicated....
2 years ago
Did you even watch the video?! I told you, I make them exactly like Chef Ramsey does.
2 years ago
OH, and cheese... don't forget the cheese....
2 years ago
Dear God, you've lived in a stoner state for too long lol
2 years ago
Dude... do you want good scrambled eggs or not?
2 years ago
Yes, so I won't be eating at your house anytime soon.
2 years ago
Touche....
2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/tvJ68Gt.jpg
2 years ago
And my favorite http://i.imgur.com/ufAoqPF.jpg
2 years ago
I'm with you on this one NG. Scramble some eggs and throw them in a skillet with some butter and shredded cheese. The sprinkle with a generous amount of salt and pepper.


DONE.
2 years ago
Oh and bacon. Can't forget the bacon.
2 years ago
You should try bath salts
2 years ago
Hmmmmmmm
2 years ago
I like cheese with my scrambled eggs.
2 years ago
Thats a fucking beautiful spoon!!!
2 years ago
agreed. That spoon looks like it starred in "Flash Gordon"
2 years ago
this just makes me hungry nix. Fuck you!
2 years ago
Your spoon almost gave your face away.
2 years ago
Almost.....
2 years ago
Also.. your eggy weggies look just a tad bit dry, fella.
2 years ago
Because they were... who the fuck eats wet scrambled eggs?
2 years ago
They don't have to look like slime.. I'm just saying they look a little dry, brah.
2 years ago
Is that your mom's best china plate?
2 years ago
Her very best!!!
2 years ago
Dry eggs is how I roll!!!!
2 years ago
Eggroll?
2 years ago
I UV'd because you used a shit ton of black pepper. I put black pepper on EVERYTHING.
2 years ago
Even pussy?
2 years ago
Yes.. even jrob.
2 years ago
I would like that but jrob would hold it against me. Happy new year of faggotry punky
2 years ago
Happy New years, dragon.
2 years ago
You two gonna drink from each other's champagne glasses or what?
2 years ago
I wont judge
2 years ago
Yeah, because im out of booze. Tough shit punky
2 years ago
Hahaha
2 years ago
* possum looks at 12-pack of PBR, bottle of Cuervo, and biggie baggie ful l of dope and grins at MD *
2 years ago
Wish i could stay up to join you possum, but no booze means time to snooze
2 years ago
yup yup
2 years ago
Happy new year possum, nix!
2 years ago
130 minutes to go
2 years ago
da cold id my nose sez i dont make it though...unless i really work at it
2 years ago
Happy 2017 ya degenerates
2 years ago
Holy shit! You've got your Nixon mask on!!! WOW.. I'M GOOD. I'M GOOD
2 years ago
-I'M GOOD
2 years ago
Dont you ever hesitate to think for a moment that perhaps you might be talking complete and utter bollocks?
2 years ago
^^see above
2 years ago
Make an omelette, you noob!
2 years ago
looks like crap
1 year ago
killet ??
1 year ago
* Magawd throws the letter S at POTUSF *
1 year ago
* NixonsGhost throws calculus at CCF *
1 year ago
so now this has turned into to fagbook. awesome. :'(
1 year ago
users leave, then bitch about MS being slow and boring when they check back in after a three or four years...

well duh

shruggly tiem
1 year ago
nothing against you personally, dush - tbh youve hung around longer than most "retired users"...ive just seen this little "hey i'm back!...wait...how come the place sucks now?" drama from too many "Retired MSers" by now to gaf
1 year ago
"now"
1 year ago
i miss bearcat now
1 year ago
And featured.....
1 year ago
Suck it fries.....
1 year ago
What a joke
1 year ago
they look a little dry, Nixy.
1 year ago
looks more like your brain
1 year ago
^COMMENT FAIL!!!



BOOOOOM?
1 year ago
is it?

unless i'm mixing up users, NG had a literal tumor removed from his head so
1 year ago
you know what nevermind

im leaving until you go
1 year ago
I thought you were talking to me, man.
1 year ago
see ya later, dude?
1 year ago
so anyway Nix


those scrambled eggs look like your brain


nevermind Punky ruined it
1 year ago
upvote for the tags
1 year ago
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