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Scrambled Eggs

God damn are these delicious...

featuredmuchoers gone wild

by NixonsGhost

submitted December 31st 2016

81 comments
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Scrambled Eggs
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comments (81)
I confess, I douse mine in pepper too.
9 months ago
Your move Mrs. Dash
9 months ago
I'm not going out at 5 a.m. to buy eggs.
9 months ago
How the fuck do you not have eggs?
9 months ago
I just got back from vacation two days ago, dude.
9 months ago
Ahhh.... victory by forfeiture.
9 months ago
Nah, no victory. It was an eight hour time difference so I've barely slept. I'd probably burn the eggs if I tried to cook right now.
9 months ago
The important thing is you tried....
9 months ago
ha!!
9 months ago
Plus I'd need crème fraîche, and I have to go to fucking Wegman's to get that. Store's so big I'd get disoriented and lost in there.
9 months ago
The fuck....
9 months ago
eggs, butter, salt, pepper, add heat and stir..... TADA.....
9 months ago
You're making this shit way to complicated....
9 months ago
Did you even watch the video?! I told you, I make them exactly like Chef Ramsey does.
9 months ago
OH, and cheese... don't forget the cheese....
9 months ago
Dear God, you've lived in a stoner state for too long lol
9 months ago
Dude... do you want good scrambled eggs or not?
9 months ago
Yes, so I won't be eating at your house anytime soon.
9 months ago
Touche....
9 months ago
http://i.imgur.com/tvJ68Gt.jpg
9 months ago
And my favorite http://i.imgur.com/ufAoqPF.jpg
9 months ago
I'm with you on this one NG. Scramble some eggs and throw them in a skillet with some butter and shredded cheese. The sprinkle with a generous amount of salt and pepper.


DONE.
9 months ago
Oh and bacon. Can't forget the bacon.
9 months ago
You should try bath salts
9 months ago
Hmmmmmmm
9 months ago
I like cheese with my scrambled eggs.
9 months ago
Thats a fucking beautiful spoon!!!
9 months ago
agreed. That spoon looks like it starred in "Flash Gordon"
9 months ago
this just makes me hungry nix. Fuck you!
9 months ago
Your spoon almost gave your face away.
9 months ago
Almost.....
9 months ago
Also.. your eggy weggies look just a tad bit dry, fella.
9 months ago
Because they were... who the fuck eats wet scrambled eggs?
9 months ago
They don't have to look like slime.. I'm just saying they look a little dry, brah.
9 months ago
Is that your mom's best china plate?
9 months ago
Her very best!!!
9 months ago
Dry eggs is how I roll!!!!
9 months ago
Eggroll?
9 months ago
I UV'd because you used a shit ton of black pepper. I put black pepper on EVERYTHING.
9 months ago
Even pussy?
9 months ago
Yes.. even jrob.
9 months ago
I would like that but jrob would hold it against me. Happy new year of faggotry punky
9 months ago
Happy New years, dragon.
9 months ago
You two gonna drink from each other's champagne glasses or what?
9 months ago
I wont judge
9 months ago
Yeah, because im out of booze. Tough shit punky
9 months ago
Hahaha
9 months ago
* possum looks at 12-pack of PBR, bottle of Cuervo, and biggie baggie ful l of dope and grins at MD *
9 months ago
Wish i could stay up to join you possum, but no booze means time to snooze
9 months ago
yup yup
9 months ago
Happy new year possum, nix!
9 months ago
130 minutes to go
9 months ago
da cold id my nose sez i dont make it though...unless i really work at it
9 months ago
Happy 2017 ya degenerates
9 months ago
Holy shit! You've got your Nixon mask on!!! WOW.. I'M GOOD. I'M GOOD
9 months ago
-I'M GOOD
9 months ago
Dont you ever hesitate to think for a moment that perhaps you might be talking complete and utter bollocks?
9 months ago
^^see above
9 months ago
Make an omelette, you noob!
9 months ago
looks like crap
4 months ago
killet ??
4 months ago
* Magawd throws the letter S at POTUSF *
4 months ago
* NixonsGhost throws calculus at CCF *
4 months ago
so now this has turned into to fagbook. awesome. :'(
3 months ago
users leave, then bitch about MS being slow and boring when they check back in after a three or four years...

well duh

shruggly tiem
3 months ago
nothing against you personally, dush - tbh youve hung around longer than most "retired users"...ive just seen this little "hey i'm back!...wait...how come the place sucks now?" drama from too many "Retired MSers" by now to gaf
3 months ago
"now"
3 months ago
i miss bearcat now
3 months ago
And featured.....
3 months ago
Suck it fries.....
3 months ago
What a joke
3 months ago
they look a little dry, Nixy.
3 months ago
looks more like your brain
3 months ago
^COMMENT FAIL!!!



BOOOOOM?
3 months ago
is it?

unless i'm mixing up users, NG had a literal tumor removed from his head so
3 months ago
you know what nevermind

im leaving until you go
3 months ago
I thought you were talking to me, man.
3 months ago
see ya later, dude?
3 months ago
so anyway Nix


those scrambled eggs look like your brain


nevermind Punky ruined it
3 months ago
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2 months ago
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