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Scrambled Eggs

God damn are these delicious...

muchoers gone wild

by NixonsGhost

submitted December 31st 2016

60 comments
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Scrambled Eggs
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I confess, I douse mine in pepper too.
2 months ago
Your move Mrs. Dash
2 months ago
I'm not going out at 5 a.m. to buy eggs.
2 months ago
How the fuck do you not have eggs?
2 months ago
I just got back from vacation two days ago, dude.
2 months ago
Ahhh.... victory by forfeiture.
2 months ago
Nah, no victory. It was an eight hour time difference so I've barely slept. I'd probably burn the eggs if I tried to cook right now.
2 months ago
The important thing is you tried....
2 months ago
ha!!
2 months ago
Plus I'd need crème fraîche, and I have to go to fucking Wegman's to get that. Store's so big I'd get disoriented and lost in there.
2 months ago
The fuck....
2 months ago
eggs, butter, salt, pepper, add heat and stir..... TADA.....
2 months ago
You're making this shit way to complicated....
2 months ago
Did you even watch the video?! I told you, I make them exactly like Chef Ramsey does.
2 months ago
OH, and cheese... don't forget the cheese....
2 months ago
Dear God, you've lived in a stoner state for too long lol
2 months ago
Dude... do you want good scrambled eggs or not?
2 months ago
Yes, so I won't be eating at your house anytime soon.
2 months ago
Touche....
2 months ago
http://i.imgur.com/tvJ68Gt.jpg
2 months ago
And my favorite http://i.imgur.com/ufAoqPF.jpg
2 months ago
I'm with you on this one NG. Scramble some eggs and throw them in a skillet with some butter and shredded cheese. The sprinkle with a generous amount of salt and pepper.


DONE.
2 months ago
Oh and bacon. Can't forget the bacon.
2 months ago
You should try bath salts
2 months ago
Hmmmmmmm
2 months ago
I like cheese with my scrambled eggs.
2 months ago
Thats a fucking beautiful spoon!!!
2 months ago
agreed. That spoon looks like it starred in "Flash Gordon"
2 months ago
this just makes me hungry nix. Fuck you!
2 months ago
Your spoon almost gave your face away.
2 months ago
Almost.....
2 months ago
Also.. your eggy weggies look just a tad bit dry, fella.
2 months ago
Because they were... who the fuck eats wet scrambled eggs?
2 months ago
They don't have to look like slime.. I'm just saying they look a little dry, brah.
2 months ago
Is that your mom's best china plate?
2 months ago
Her very best!!!
2 months ago
Dry eggs is how I roll!!!!
2 months ago
Eggroll?
2 months ago
I UV'd because you used a shit ton of black pepper. I put black pepper on EVERYTHING.
2 months ago
Even pussy?
2 months ago
Yes.. even jrob.
2 months ago
I would like that but jrob would hold it against me. Happy new year of faggotry punky
2 months ago
Happy New years, dragon.
2 months ago
You two gonna drink from each other's champagne glasses or what?
2 months ago
I wont judge
2 months ago
Yeah, because im out of booze. Tough shit punky
2 months ago
Hahaha
2 months ago
* possum looks at 12-pack of PBR, bottle of Cuervo, and biggie baggie ful l of dope and grins at MD *
2 months ago
Wish i could stay up to join you possum, but no booze means time to snooze
2 months ago
yup yup
2 months ago
Happy new year possum, nix!
2 months ago
130 minutes to go
2 months ago
da cold id my nose sez i dont make it though...unless i really work at it
2 months ago
Happy 2017 ya degenerates
2 months ago
Holy shit! You've got your Nixon mask on!!! WOW.. I'M GOOD. I'M GOOD
2 months ago
-I'M GOOD
2 months ago
Dont you ever hesitate to think for a moment that perhaps you might be talking complete and utter bollocks?
2 months ago
^^see above
2 months ago
Make an omelette, you noob!
2 months ago
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