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Perfect Scrambled Eggs

Enjoy these on Sunday morning. Happy New Year's ...see you next. /me outs

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by ClaudeBallz

submitted December 31st 2016

76 comments
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That's exactly how I make them, cat. Perfect every time.
1 year ago
Scrambled egg's is child's play. Try making a full dinner
1 year ago
try being a real father.
1 year ago
When a new chef is hired in a restaurant, they're often asked to make very simple things like scrambled eggs. Your comment just proves you know jack shit about cooking, fries.
1 year ago
I am a father. Also - fuck you spic
1 year ago
A deadbeat one.
1 year ago
I've never worked in a restaurant so your comment shoes you know jack shit too mako
1 year ago
You haven't? Thought you were a delivery boy for Wong Foo's Chinese restaurant?
1 year ago
Where the fuck did you get comment shoes?
1 year ago
And as Gordon Ramsey said, if a chef can make the perfect scrambled egg, that's how you know that they know how to cook properly. But what does he know, right?
1 year ago
It's this fucking phone...ok
1 year ago
Mako it was just a take away
1 year ago
Oh right, it wasn't a restaurant because it just had chefs that made food to be taken away. My mistake.
1 year ago
Christ, you just get dumber by the day, fries.
1 year ago
You're the dumb one for not knowing the difference between a restaurant and a take away. Like I said before - stick to taxi shit Bickle
1 year ago
How does a take away cook their food?
1 year ago
A "takeaway" is something I've never heard of. I've heard of takeout restaurants. Must be something you made up again.
1 year ago
Stick to moped's and cheap vodka, Ian.
1 year ago
Restaurants you sit down to eat... the place had no seating
1 year ago
UltraSpic
How does a take away cook their food?
5 minutes ago
report spam | like | stfu
1 year ago
Oh you want me to reply to that dumbass question....
1 year ago
So it's not a restaurant because it had no seats lmao
1 year ago
Because you have to have seats to be a restaurant? Customer:"This a Chinese restaurant? I see chefs cooking food back there"
Fries: "Nope, no restaurant here."
1 year ago
Well it did have seating in the waiting area
1 year ago
But customers were not allowed to eat food there
1 year ago
Why? Are the customers bad?
1 year ago
its something to do with VAT
1 year ago
Oh so there's actual laws/ regulations against it. Idk though fries, here that would still be considered a restaurant.
1 year ago
yeah well americans are dumb when it comes to English , soooo y'know...
1 year ago
also .. is a burger van a restaurant because it has a 'chef' and a stove or hot plate ?
1 year ago
or the guy selling hotdogs from a bicycle has a restaurant too
1 year ago
only if the van has a place you can sit down to eat at....
1 year ago
Wtf is a "burger van?" Do you mean a food truck?
1 year ago
Like this http://i.imgur.com/bQA8c9E.jpg
1 year ago
basically anything that mobile and sells freshly cooked 'food'
1 year ago
Roach Coach!!!!!!!!
1 year ago
Stfu
1 year ago
fries-please
yeah well americans are dumb when it comes to English , soooo y'know...
1 year ago
Stfu
1 year ago
woah
1 year ago
Fuck you mako
1 year ago
Go away again
1 year ago
Yeah fries, those are actually still considered restaurants, or "mobile restaurants." They have to adhere to all the health dept regulations just like a restaurant.
1 year ago
* NixonsGhost orders scrambled eggs at the Roach Coach *
1 year ago
bollocks
1 year ago
I know of one that makes a kick-ass fried egg sandwich, Nix. Makes my mouth water just thinking of it.
1 year ago
Yeah... there are a few roach coaches that are amazing and won't make you sick.... too bad there are only like .625 per major city and you have to really look for them....
1 year ago
Buffalo has a certain area that they park in during lunch hours. When I was Honolulu over the holidays they were even open on Christmas Day. I grilled a steak on the beach instead.
1 year ago
I can see videos this morning
1 year ago
Nixon IT Support Center will be sending you a bill.....
1 year ago
No... I'm on my phone as I left the kindle in the van
1 year ago
The kindle still doesn't play moocho videos
1 year ago
Nixon IT Support Center will be sending you two bills....
1 year ago
That description makes little sense
1 year ago
Who the FUCK makes scrambled eggs if a damn pot?
1 year ago
Mako.... he knows how to make 'proper' scrambled egg's too
1 year ago
That's how it should be done. Unfortunately fries can only wipe old people's asses, so he doesn't know much about it.
1 year ago
scrambled eggs are to be made in a frying pan.....
1 year ago
or in the vernacular... a skillet....
1 year ago
You don't fry scrambled eggs, so that's wrong.
1 year ago
I do....
1 year ago
And they are delicious....
1 year ago
Eh, maybe to someone that doesn't know how to cook, they're delicious.
1 year ago
meh.... it all looks the same on the way out anyway.....
1 year ago
And the same going in by the sounds of it
1 year ago
@Claude and Sharko

yep...get ya some of that Punky linkage. I linked tha 'scrambled eggs' thingy way back in "tim". SO, "EAT ME FUCKIN' RAW"
8 months ago
In tim
8 months ago
Faggot
8 months ago
@you, Nixy!!

I FOUND MY SCRAMBLED EGGS THINGY!!!

@Nixy

I FOUND MY SCRAMBLED EGGS LINK THINGY!!!!!

http://muchosucko.com/120249/No-One-Knowsfor-Sprinkles
8 months ago
@yak

I FOUND MY NIXY THINGY!!
8 months ago
* PunkyBruiser waves@Claude!!! *
8 months ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87nkJquHnAU
8 months ago
lol
8 months ago
THIS IS HOW YOU HIT THE BALL...CB!!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vn0B_04FI0Y
8 months ago
I SO WANNA DOWNVOTE THIS, GOD DAMN YOU CLAUDE!!!!

but i love your humor..so it's hard to be angry at you.
8 months ago
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