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Perfect Scrambled Eggs

Enjoy these on Sunday morning. Happy New Year's ...see you next. /me outs

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by ClaudeBallz

submitted December 31st 2016

76 comments
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That's exactly how I make them, cat. Perfect every time.
10 months ago
Scrambled egg's is child's play. Try making a full dinner
10 months ago
try being a real father.
10 months ago
When a new chef is hired in a restaurant, they're often asked to make very simple things like scrambled eggs. Your comment just proves you know jack shit about cooking, fries.
10 months ago
I am a father. Also - fuck you spic
10 months ago
A deadbeat one.
10 months ago
I've never worked in a restaurant so your comment shoes you know jack shit too mako
10 months ago
You haven't? Thought you were a delivery boy for Wong Foo's Chinese restaurant?
10 months ago
Where the fuck did you get comment shoes?
10 months ago
And as Gordon Ramsey said, if a chef can make the perfect scrambled egg, that's how you know that they know how to cook properly. But what does he know, right?
10 months ago
It's this fucking phone...ok
10 months ago
Mako it was just a take away
10 months ago
Oh right, it wasn't a restaurant because it just had chefs that made food to be taken away. My mistake.
10 months ago
Christ, you just get dumber by the day, fries.
10 months ago
You're the dumb one for not knowing the difference between a restaurant and a take away. Like I said before - stick to taxi shit Bickle
10 months ago
How does a take away cook their food?
10 months ago
A "takeaway" is something I've never heard of. I've heard of takeout restaurants. Must be something you made up again.
10 months ago
Stick to moped's and cheap vodka, Ian.
10 months ago
Restaurants you sit down to eat... the place had no seating
10 months ago
UltraSpic
How does a take away cook their food?
5 minutes ago
report spam | like | stfu
10 months ago
Oh you want me to reply to that dumbass question....
10 months ago
So it's not a restaurant because it had no seats lmao
10 months ago
Because you have to have seats to be a restaurant? Customer:"This a Chinese restaurant? I see chefs cooking food back there"
Fries: "Nope, no restaurant here."
10 months ago
Well it did have seating in the waiting area
10 months ago
But customers were not allowed to eat food there
10 months ago
Why? Are the customers bad?
10 months ago
its something to do with VAT
10 months ago
Oh so there's actual laws/ regulations against it. Idk though fries, here that would still be considered a restaurant.
10 months ago
yeah well americans are dumb when it comes to English , soooo y'know...
10 months ago
also .. is a burger van a restaurant because it has a 'chef' and a stove or hot plate ?
10 months ago
or the guy selling hotdogs from a bicycle has a restaurant too
10 months ago
only if the van has a place you can sit down to eat at....
10 months ago
Wtf is a "burger van?" Do you mean a food truck?
10 months ago
Like this http://i.imgur.com/bQA8c9E.jpg
10 months ago
basically anything that mobile and sells freshly cooked 'food'
10 months ago
Roach Coach!!!!!!!!
10 months ago
Stfu
10 months ago
fries-please
yeah well americans are dumb when it comes to English , soooo y'know...
10 months ago
Stfu
10 months ago
woah
10 months ago
Fuck you mako
10 months ago
Go away again
10 months ago
Yeah fries, those are actually still considered restaurants, or "mobile restaurants." They have to adhere to all the health dept regulations just like a restaurant.
10 months ago
* NixonsGhost orders scrambled eggs at the Roach Coach *
10 months ago
bollocks
10 months ago
I know of one that makes a kick-ass fried egg sandwich, Nix. Makes my mouth water just thinking of it.
10 months ago
Yeah... there are a few roach coaches that are amazing and won't make you sick.... too bad there are only like .625 per major city and you have to really look for them....
10 months ago
Buffalo has a certain area that they park in during lunch hours. When I was Honolulu over the holidays they were even open on Christmas Day. I grilled a steak on the beach instead.
10 months ago
I can see videos this morning
10 months ago
Nixon IT Support Center will be sending you a bill.....
10 months ago
No... I'm on my phone as I left the kindle in the van
10 months ago
The kindle still doesn't play moocho videos
10 months ago
Nixon IT Support Center will be sending you two bills....
10 months ago
That description makes little sense
10 months ago
Who the FUCK makes scrambled eggs if a damn pot?
10 months ago
Mako.... he knows how to make 'proper' scrambled egg's too
10 months ago
That's how it should be done. Unfortunately fries can only wipe old people's asses, so he doesn't know much about it.
10 months ago
scrambled eggs are to be made in a frying pan.....
10 months ago
or in the vernacular... a skillet....
10 months ago
You don't fry scrambled eggs, so that's wrong.
10 months ago
I do....
10 months ago
And they are delicious....
10 months ago
Eh, maybe to someone that doesn't know how to cook, they're delicious.
10 months ago
meh.... it all looks the same on the way out anyway.....
10 months ago
And the same going in by the sounds of it
10 months ago
@Claude and Sharko

yep...get ya some of that Punky linkage. I linked tha 'scrambled eggs' thingy way back in "tim". SO, "EAT ME FUCKIN' RAW"
2 weeks ago
In tim
2 weeks ago
Faggot
2 weeks ago
@you, Nixy!!

I FOUND MY SCRAMBLED EGGS THINGY!!!

@Nixy

I FOUND MY SCRAMBLED EGGS LINK THINGY!!!!!

http://muchosucko.com/120249/No-One-Knowsfor-Sprinkles
2 weeks ago
@yak

I FOUND MY NIXY THINGY!!
2 weeks ago
* PunkyBruiser waves@Claude!!! *
2 weeks ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87nkJquHnAU
2 weeks ago
lol
2 weeks ago
THIS IS HOW YOU HIT THE BALL...CB!!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vn0B_04FI0Y
2 weeks ago
I SO WANNA DOWNVOTE THIS, GOD DAMN YOU CLAUDE!!!!

but i love your humor..so it's hard to be angry at you.
2 weeks ago
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