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How to Kill Non-Muslims and Disbelievers

They refer to westerners as crusaders. How long before their madness becomes a reality?

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by makodragon

submitted December 31st 2016

197 comments
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They will get a nuke from Pakistan. It will go off in a European city. Then maybe we'll take it seriously.
2 years ago
They've been talking about that for a few years. I'm surprised they don't have one yet.
2 years ago
Best part is the ISIS militant that's speaking French in this video. They find em eveywhere, it seems.
2 years ago
That's what happens when countries encourage integrated society
2 years ago
Yeah, stick to knowledge about vodka and mopeds, drunky.
2 years ago
I will do when you stick to taxis. Psycho
2 years ago
My knowledge goes beyond being a successful businessman, something you'll never be.
2 years ago
Isn't it time for you to make a sandwich for an elderly person now?
2 years ago
There's pride in what I do. Do you feel pride when you wipe puke from the back seat of your cab
2 years ago
I've been retired since 2009. Unfortunately you'll never be able to say that, either.
2 years ago
Unjobbed. hahaah
2 years ago
Yes, the economy is very unkind to Chinese food delivery boys.
2 years ago
Like the noob knows anything but yes I was unjobbed front the deliver service
2 years ago
And now he makes sandwiches for an elderly couple lmao
2 years ago
*from
2 years ago
Do you still have the monkey suit they made you wear?
2 years ago
No more fried rice for foofie.
2 years ago
he could market "foofie's fried food".
2 years ago
You're both retarded
2 years ago
Go make uncle Nigel a nice bowl of soup, Ian. Chop chop, he's been waiting all night while you swilled cheap beer.
2 years ago
You are so wrong
2 years ago
I can picture fries wearing a little red sweater vest and a ali baba hat.

Order up!
2 years ago
Oh then what do you do, wipe his ass?
2 years ago
He got fired from that long ago, Spic.
2 years ago
Oh I know. I just enjoy a nice laugh at the word "unjobbed" and the fits that shortly follow.
2 years ago
"So solly, Mistah Flies...we gon' have to *unjob* you"
2 years ago
No that's not how it happened.
2 years ago
shut up fries, it's practically documented now that that's how it happened
2 years ago
Right, we've heard the story about how the restaurant was sold a million times. I know how much you love to re-hash old shit.
2 years ago
....
2 years ago
but Russia
2 years ago
We're gonna be friends with Russia now, Donald said so.
2 years ago
I thought this was going to be a cookery programme
2 years ago
Oh, I have that. hang on
2 years ago
"Cooking with Akmed" is such an awesome show.
2 years ago
I love granite countertops, btw. That's what I have in my kitchen.
2 years ago
*formica
2 years ago
Nah, I'm not broke like you.
2 years ago
We know you have such an immaculate home, though. http://muchosucko.com/131520/Fish--help-yourselves
2 years ago
That's the floor. It doesn't need to be clean. Fucktard
2 years ago
Tea nigger logic.
2 years ago
What a fucking slob.
2 years ago
30 minutes. Fuck you.
2 years ago
Yes
2 years ago
I'm gonna agree with the noob on this one
2 years ago
i'll noob you right out of here.
2 years ago
what, you haven't got 30 minutes to spend learning how to kill the unbelievers and infidels? May allah have mercy upon you
2 years ago
Such a nice house for a shitty type of person. Welcome to Hollywood!
2 years ago
Don't forget the crash course in making explosives! Come on, this is stuff I learned how to do in high school from the Anarchist Cookbook.
2 years ago
It's still pretty harmful. It's like their knife tactics. Nothing sophisticated. It's just their casual call to inflict violence
2 years ago
like mary poppins pleading with you to behead children and shit
2 years ago
I'm not intimidated by someone that ties someone up and thinks they're a badass because they killed them with a knife.
2 years ago
If you can't defend yourself from a simple knife attack I feel bad for you.
2 years ago
Yeah, a true badass uses a bomb/rifle/truck and is worthy of my respect.
2 years ago
ok commando mako
2 years ago
These guys are hardly "commando's." Poor MD is scared lol
2 years ago
"ISIS is gonna get me! They got *commando's!*" lol
2 years ago
how did me calling you a commando suddenly become, "ISIS has commandos"?
2 years ago
im scared!
2 years ago
it's ok for you commando mako, sitting behind your trump wall. You can talk big from way over there
2 years ago
Shit, I'm not scared of anybody. MD, if you're scared just stay home and cry about terrorists on the Internet. Oh wait, you already do that.
2 years ago
What's a "Trump Wall?"
2 years ago
Must be a British thing.
2 years ago
it's like the iron curtain, but with trump
2 years ago
and a wall
2 years ago
Sorry, I don't hide behind walls, I actually go out in public and live my life without worrying about some former goat herder attacking me.
2 years ago
Sorry you boys don't have that luxury over there. Maybe move to someplace you feel safer.
2 years ago
Bollocks
2 years ago
doesn't matter where you go, there's always a do-gooder wanting to relocate some "former goat herders"
2 years ago
I wonder what those former goat herders are fleeing from? Do you feel sorry for them that they can't defend against a 'simple kife attack?
2 years ago
Join the Trumpenreich. Service guarantees citizenship
2 years ago
oh wait, no, it's the coalition that are the terrorists, bombing babies and shit
2 years ago
No, I don't feel bad for them. Either stand up and defend yourself or get killed. That's just a fact of life some people haven't learned, apparently.
2 years ago
I don't wtf you're talking about, "bombing babies" and shit, I'm talking about being too scared to go outside cause a brown man might try to get you.
2 years ago
we tried arming them so that they could defend themselves, they just form a jihad lol
2 years ago
I'm quoting loslobos
2 years ago
Who's "they?"
2 years ago
various muslim groups
2 years ago
I didn't try arming anyone, maybe go take your meds and try again. You all over the place with the fearmongering this morning.
2 years ago
never mind. I'm not arguing with you leiutenant badass
2 years ago
Nobody's arguing with you lmao
2 years ago
You're just fucking paranoid, dude. No wonder you were in a hospital lol
2 years ago
that's what I said
2 years ago
how am I paranoid? lol you're the one worried about brown people attacking me
2 years ago
God, relax. Whining to me about it isn't gonna keep the brown people away lol
2 years ago
but if they did, I would be fucked because I don't have your commando skills
2 years ago
Not my fault you're too weak to defend yourself from some idiot with a knife, bro. No wonder you don't go anywhere.
2 years ago
I don't go anywhere unless 1. I get paid, or 2. I get laid. Nothing to do with idiots with knives
2 years ago
You get paid to get laid ? Isn't that prostitution
2 years ago
Things are different in Yurope. The state will take away your possessions, job, and family if a brown person calls you any variation of racist. The native population is held hostage by beggars. It's fucking hilarious
2 years ago
no, it's either or
2 years ago
don't try and change commando mako's narrative for fuck's sake
2 years ago
That's pretty sad, Consumption. Know what I would do? MOVE! Ya know, instead of whining to someone on the Internet about it.
2 years ago
mako would have that war wrapped up in minutes with his superior knife defence techniques
2 years ago
*Defense
2 years ago
Christ, you can't even spell the word.
2 years ago
omfg, ar you gonna argue about spelling now master dragon ninja of grammar mako?
2 years ago
Poor MD. ISIS keeps putting out these videos, and the next thing you know he might try and kill himself.
2 years ago
Oh wait, nevermind.
2 years ago
if only I was you, I could have defended against my self with my elite knife attack self defence school of commando training
2 years ago
I know, it's too bad that you're too much of a pussy to defend yourself against a guy with a knife.
2 years ago
I guess self preservation is just an instinct you don't posess.
2 years ago
sorry mako, I've heard your voice, and now I read all of your comments in that voice. It's hard to take you calling me a pussy seriously
2 years ago
So, my voice is a measure of how tough I am? Wow, like I said, take your meds.
2 years ago
no not at all.... but if it was....
2 years ago
Cause real men say "Roit mate, oy'll joost run away when a bloke attacks!"
2 years ago
Aren't you taking meds for schizophrenia yourself or something, or are you off those again?
2 years ago
Oh, it's schizophrenia that he has? I thought he was just suicidal.
2 years ago
* NixonsGhost mixes secret pills for everyone in scrambled eggs he made in a skillet *
2 years ago
I'll pass till you learn how to cook, Nix.
2 years ago
I was talking to you shark. So are you here on a mucho bender, or are you planning on spamming up the 'recent comment' bar for the long term?
2 years ago
If the sedativesame don't get you then the cooking will
2 years ago
Sedatives
2 years ago
MD needs some of those pills to protect himself against brown people, though.
2 years ago
Jones, I underwent a mental exam to get my concealed pistol permit, and we don't give permits in this county to people that are schizophrenic, so try again.
2 years ago
not you though, master of self defence commando technique
2 years ago
And I just came here to laugh at the scared limey's with their takeways and Muslim paranoia.
2 years ago
OH... so mister, "I would take on a knife wielding attacker" feels the need to carry a concealed weapon?

Paranoiiidddd
2 years ago
Well clearly that system is unblemished, so I'll take your word for it.
2 years ago
Hey, I exercise my second amendment rights. Silly me.
2 years ago
I guess I should just whine about Muslims on Muchosucko instead though.
2 years ago
but somehow I'm paranoid? And why now? I don't carry a weapon with me anywhere
2 years ago
tell me where I whined about a muslim to you?
2 years ago
It's too bad you don't have the same rights we have here, MD. I feel bad for you.
2 years ago
sorry... I'm hearing your voice again
2 years ago
Nah, you should stick to whining about whining about muslims for two hours straight nonstop.
2 years ago
it's like getting sympathy from a leprechaun
2 years ago
Ya know Jones, you're right. From now on, Ill just sit here all day and create pointless photoshops of people that don't come here anymore.
2 years ago
i'll just take a backseat from here on in hahaha
2 years ago
* makodragon popcorns *
2 years ago
Cause that's what REAL muchoers do!
2 years ago
MD, you okay? Any brown people outside?
2 years ago
I dunno, I'm afraid to look without having your awesome self defence tactical skillz
2 years ago
* Barret watches anime *
2 years ago
and a gun
2 years ago
Poor MD. So afraid.
2 years ago
Bearcat anime?
2 years ago
wait, what was that squealing noise???


oh it was mako talking
2 years ago
I'm getting jumpy
2 years ago
Uh oh, might be Muslims! They're gonna take your house!
2 years ago
yeah, they probably fucking would, through the fucking counsel
2 years ago
*council
2 years ago
God, this is fun. Now I absolutely understand why you tried to off yourself, MD.
2 years ago
why's that?
2 years ago
You live in fear, unfortunately. Are there really that many terrorists where you live?
2 years ago
I don't leave in fear mako. I live in fucking boredom
2 years ago
Ah, so that's what it is. My advice is don't spend every day here.
2 years ago
MAKE SCRAMBLED EGGS!!!!!!!!!
2 years ago
BUILD GAMEBOYS!!!!!
2 years ago
that won't help alleviate the boredom, but thanks for suggesting it
2 years ago
* Mako will teach you the right way some time, Nix. *
2 years ago
I wish I had nixon's skills, then I could almost build a gameboy too
2 years ago
Seriously though, go out more. You're young and handsome, so put your assets to work. Say hello to a Muslim person, take a risk.
2 years ago
young and handsome doesn't make you impervious to stupid people mako
2 years ago
trust me, I know
2 years ago
EH, stupid people are everywhere, unfortunately. Can't let em get to ya or keep you from living life.
2 years ago
anyway, I'm fat, so I might as well be a deformed cripple, hence mucho
2 years ago
I'd better go get some sleepy-poos. Night dude
2 years ago
That's a lack of self-confidence I'm hearing, dude. You'll be all right.
2 years ago
Catch ya later, thanks for playing along.
2 years ago
you too, well played sir
2 years ago
Nix, make us some eggs.
2 years ago
I should make some eggs....that sounds pretty damn good at the moment....
2 years ago
Is makodragon really a mussie
2 years ago
hahahhha
2 years ago
* fries-please throws a bible at makodragon *
2 years ago
I have that same bowl
2 years ago
Do you put bath salts in it?
2 years ago
8)
2 years ago
Why did you self stfu yourself dumb bitch ?
2 years ago
She hit the stfu button because she hates it when people use emojis or their keyboards to make smiley faces and other shit.
Yet she did the same herself, hence the fact that she stfu'ed herself.
2 years ago
^has no idea
2 years ago
Same shit different year, right?
2 years ago
I hope not
2 years ago
What's with these Isis videos as of late mako ? You planning on joining ?
2 years ago
im getting a little concerned for him too
2 years ago
I hope he hasn't been radicalised
2 years ago
I think he might be , he was suicidal , isis loves people like him
2 years ago
shut up you fairies. It's just what I find on the internet while I'm researching my new found muslim faith
2 years ago
might want to lay offf this isis shit tho , government might arrest you and track down your ip
2 years ago
* NixonsGhost reports cryax to CIA as radical mexican terrorist *
2 years ago
C:/ ping muchosucko.com/users/cryax
2 years ago
C:/ping.muchosuck.com/users/nixonsghost
2 years ago
Thats the spirit!!!!
2 years ago
there is no spirit. There is only allah
2 years ago
"the merciful"
2 years ago
Not only are both of those syntax errors, it is also gay.
2 years ago
you're a syntax error
2 years ago
I wasn't addressing you, but ok.
2 years ago
I know, you were talking about nix and crax trying to DOS navigate to the C: drive to ping and account on mucho
2 years ago
which makes so little sense, it's funny
2 years ago
I'll dox you all with those DOS prompts!!!!!
2 years ago
Time for a few trace routes......
2 years ago
And maybe a chk dsk after those....
2 years ago
* + >
2 years ago
Still syntax errors, you postage due fuck!
2 years ago
way to keep advertising their shit , you dumbass
1 year ago
recover password