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How to Kill Non-Muslims and Disbelievers

They refer to westerners as crusaders. How long before their madness becomes a reality?

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by makodragon

submitted December 31st 2016

197 comments
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They will get a nuke from Pakistan. It will go off in a European city. Then maybe we'll take it seriously.
1 year ago
They've been talking about that for a few years. I'm surprised they don't have one yet.
1 year ago
Best part is the ISIS militant that's speaking French in this video. They find em eveywhere, it seems.
1 year ago
That's what happens when countries encourage integrated society
1 year ago
Yeah, stick to knowledge about vodka and mopeds, drunky.
1 year ago
I will do when you stick to taxis. Psycho
1 year ago
My knowledge goes beyond being a successful businessman, something you'll never be.
1 year ago
Isn't it time for you to make a sandwich for an elderly person now?
1 year ago
There's pride in what I do. Do you feel pride when you wipe puke from the back seat of your cab
1 year ago
I've been retired since 2009. Unfortunately you'll never be able to say that, either.
1 year ago
Unjobbed. hahaah
1 year ago
Yes, the economy is very unkind to Chinese food delivery boys.
1 year ago
Like the noob knows anything but yes I was unjobbed front the deliver service
1 year ago
And now he makes sandwiches for an elderly couple lmao
1 year ago
*from
1 year ago
Do you still have the monkey suit they made you wear?
1 year ago
No more fried rice for foofie.
1 year ago
he could market "foofie's fried food".
1 year ago
You're both retarded
1 year ago
Go make uncle Nigel a nice bowl of soup, Ian. Chop chop, he's been waiting all night while you swilled cheap beer.
1 year ago
You are so wrong
1 year ago
I can picture fries wearing a little red sweater vest and a ali baba hat.

Order up!
1 year ago
Oh then what do you do, wipe his ass?
1 year ago
He got fired from that long ago, Spic.
1 year ago
Oh I know. I just enjoy a nice laugh at the word "unjobbed" and the fits that shortly follow.
1 year ago
"So solly, Mistah Flies...we gon' have to *unjob* you"
1 year ago
No that's not how it happened.
1 year ago
shut up fries, it's practically documented now that that's how it happened
1 year ago
Right, we've heard the story about how the restaurant was sold a million times. I know how much you love to re-hash old shit.
1 year ago
....
1 year ago
but Russia
1 year ago
We're gonna be friends with Russia now, Donald said so.
1 year ago
I thought this was going to be a cookery programme
1 year ago
Oh, I have that. hang on
1 year ago
"Cooking with Akmed" is such an awesome show.
1 year ago
I love granite countertops, btw. That's what I have in my kitchen.
1 year ago
*formica
1 year ago
Nah, I'm not broke like you.
1 year ago
We know you have such an immaculate home, though. http://muchosucko.com/131520/Fish--help-yourselves
1 year ago
That's the floor. It doesn't need to be clean. Fucktard
1 year ago
Tea nigger logic.
1 year ago
What a fucking slob.
1 year ago
30 minutes. Fuck you.
1 year ago
Yes
1 year ago
I'm gonna agree with the noob on this one
1 year ago
i'll noob you right out of here.
1 year ago
what, you haven't got 30 minutes to spend learning how to kill the unbelievers and infidels? May allah have mercy upon you
1 year ago
Such a nice house for a shitty type of person. Welcome to Hollywood!
1 year ago
Don't forget the crash course in making explosives! Come on, this is stuff I learned how to do in high school from the Anarchist Cookbook.
1 year ago
It's still pretty harmful. It's like their knife tactics. Nothing sophisticated. It's just their casual call to inflict violence
1 year ago
like mary poppins pleading with you to behead children and shit
1 year ago
I'm not intimidated by someone that ties someone up and thinks they're a badass because they killed them with a knife.
1 year ago
If you can't defend yourself from a simple knife attack I feel bad for you.
1 year ago
Yeah, a true badass uses a bomb/rifle/truck and is worthy of my respect.
1 year ago
ok commando mako
1 year ago
These guys are hardly "commando's." Poor MD is scared lol
1 year ago
"ISIS is gonna get me! They got *commando's!*" lol
1 year ago
how did me calling you a commando suddenly become, "ISIS has commandos"?
1 year ago
im scared!
1 year ago
it's ok for you commando mako, sitting behind your trump wall. You can talk big from way over there
1 year ago
Shit, I'm not scared of anybody. MD, if you're scared just stay home and cry about terrorists on the Internet. Oh wait, you already do that.
1 year ago
What's a "Trump Wall?"
1 year ago
Must be a British thing.
1 year ago
it's like the iron curtain, but with trump
1 year ago
and a wall
1 year ago
Sorry, I don't hide behind walls, I actually go out in public and live my life without worrying about some former goat herder attacking me.
1 year ago
Sorry you boys don't have that luxury over there. Maybe move to someplace you feel safer.
1 year ago
Bollocks
1 year ago
doesn't matter where you go, there's always a do-gooder wanting to relocate some "former goat herders"
1 year ago
I wonder what those former goat herders are fleeing from? Do you feel sorry for them that they can't defend against a 'simple kife attack?
1 year ago
Join the Trumpenreich. Service guarantees citizenship
1 year ago
oh wait, no, it's the coalition that are the terrorists, bombing babies and shit
1 year ago
No, I don't feel bad for them. Either stand up and defend yourself or get killed. That's just a fact of life some people haven't learned, apparently.
1 year ago
I don't wtf you're talking about, "bombing babies" and shit, I'm talking about being too scared to go outside cause a brown man might try to get you.
1 year ago
we tried arming them so that they could defend themselves, they just form a jihad lol
1 year ago
I'm quoting loslobos
1 year ago
Who's "they?"
1 year ago
various muslim groups
1 year ago
I didn't try arming anyone, maybe go take your meds and try again. You all over the place with the fearmongering this morning.
1 year ago
never mind. I'm not arguing with you leiutenant badass
1 year ago
Nobody's arguing with you lmao
1 year ago
You're just fucking paranoid, dude. No wonder you were in a hospital lol
1 year ago
that's what I said
1 year ago
how am I paranoid? lol you're the one worried about brown people attacking me
1 year ago
God, relax. Whining to me about it isn't gonna keep the brown people away lol
1 year ago
but if they did, I would be fucked because I don't have your commando skills
1 year ago
Not my fault you're too weak to defend yourself from some idiot with a knife, bro. No wonder you don't go anywhere.
1 year ago
I don't go anywhere unless 1. I get paid, or 2. I get laid. Nothing to do with idiots with knives
1 year ago
You get paid to get laid ? Isn't that prostitution
1 year ago
Things are different in Yurope. The state will take away your possessions, job, and family if a brown person calls you any variation of racist. The native population is held hostage by beggars. It's fucking hilarious
1 year ago
no, it's either or
1 year ago
don't try and change commando mako's narrative for fuck's sake
1 year ago
That's pretty sad, Consumption. Know what I would do? MOVE! Ya know, instead of whining to someone on the Internet about it.
1 year ago
mako would have that war wrapped up in minutes with his superior knife defence techniques
1 year ago
*Defense
1 year ago
Christ, you can't even spell the word.
1 year ago
omfg, ar you gonna argue about spelling now master dragon ninja of grammar mako?
1 year ago
Poor MD. ISIS keeps putting out these videos, and the next thing you know he might try and kill himself.
1 year ago
Oh wait, nevermind.
1 year ago
if only I was you, I could have defended against my self with my elite knife attack self defence school of commando training
1 year ago
I know, it's too bad that you're too much of a pussy to defend yourself against a guy with a knife.
1 year ago
I guess self preservation is just an instinct you don't posess.
1 year ago
sorry mako, I've heard your voice, and now I read all of your comments in that voice. It's hard to take you calling me a pussy seriously
1 year ago
So, my voice is a measure of how tough I am? Wow, like I said, take your meds.
1 year ago
no not at all.... but if it was....
1 year ago
Cause real men say "Roit mate, oy'll joost run away when a bloke attacks!"
1 year ago
Aren't you taking meds for schizophrenia yourself or something, or are you off those again?
1 year ago
Oh, it's schizophrenia that he has? I thought he was just suicidal.
1 year ago
* NixonsGhost mixes secret pills for everyone in scrambled eggs he made in a skillet *
1 year ago
I'll pass till you learn how to cook, Nix.
1 year ago
I was talking to you shark. So are you here on a mucho bender, or are you planning on spamming up the 'recent comment' bar for the long term?
1 year ago
If the sedativesame don't get you then the cooking will
1 year ago
Sedatives
1 year ago
MD needs some of those pills to protect himself against brown people, though.
1 year ago
Jones, I underwent a mental exam to get my concealed pistol permit, and we don't give permits in this county to people that are schizophrenic, so try again.
1 year ago
not you though, master of self defence commando technique
1 year ago
And I just came here to laugh at the scared limey's with their takeways and Muslim paranoia.
1 year ago
OH... so mister, "I would take on a knife wielding attacker" feels the need to carry a concealed weapon?

Paranoiiidddd
1 year ago
Well clearly that system is unblemished, so I'll take your word for it.
1 year ago
Hey, I exercise my second amendment rights. Silly me.
1 year ago
I guess I should just whine about Muslims on Muchosucko instead though.
1 year ago
but somehow I'm paranoid? And why now? I don't carry a weapon with me anywhere
1 year ago
tell me where I whined about a muslim to you?
1 year ago
It's too bad you don't have the same rights we have here, MD. I feel bad for you.
1 year ago
sorry... I'm hearing your voice again
1 year ago
Nah, you should stick to whining about whining about muslims for two hours straight nonstop.
1 year ago
it's like getting sympathy from a leprechaun
1 year ago
Ya know Jones, you're right. From now on, Ill just sit here all day and create pointless photoshops of people that don't come here anymore.
1 year ago
i'll just take a backseat from here on in hahaha
1 year ago
* makodragon popcorns *
1 year ago
Cause that's what REAL muchoers do!
1 year ago
MD, you okay? Any brown people outside?
1 year ago
I dunno, I'm afraid to look without having your awesome self defence tactical skillz
1 year ago
* Barret watches anime *
1 year ago
and a gun
1 year ago
Poor MD. So afraid.
1 year ago
Bearcat anime?
1 year ago
wait, what was that squealing noise???


oh it was mako talking
1 year ago
I'm getting jumpy
1 year ago
Uh oh, might be Muslims! They're gonna take your house!
1 year ago
yeah, they probably fucking would, through the fucking counsel
1 year ago
*council
1 year ago
God, this is fun. Now I absolutely understand why you tried to off yourself, MD.
1 year ago
why's that?
1 year ago
You live in fear, unfortunately. Are there really that many terrorists where you live?
1 year ago
I don't leave in fear mako. I live in fucking boredom
1 year ago
Ah, so that's what it is. My advice is don't spend every day here.
1 year ago
MAKE SCRAMBLED EGGS!!!!!!!!!
1 year ago
BUILD GAMEBOYS!!!!!
1 year ago
that won't help alleviate the boredom, but thanks for suggesting it
1 year ago
* Mako will teach you the right way some time, Nix. *
1 year ago
I wish I had nixon's skills, then I could almost build a gameboy too
1 year ago
Seriously though, go out more. You're young and handsome, so put your assets to work. Say hello to a Muslim person, take a risk.
1 year ago
young and handsome doesn't make you impervious to stupid people mako
1 year ago
trust me, I know
1 year ago
EH, stupid people are everywhere, unfortunately. Can't let em get to ya or keep you from living life.
1 year ago
anyway, I'm fat, so I might as well be a deformed cripple, hence mucho
1 year ago
I'd better go get some sleepy-poos. Night dude
1 year ago
That's a lack of self-confidence I'm hearing, dude. You'll be all right.
1 year ago
Catch ya later, thanks for playing along.
1 year ago
you too, well played sir
1 year ago
Nix, make us some eggs.
1 year ago
I should make some eggs....that sounds pretty damn good at the moment....
1 year ago
Is makodragon really a mussie
1 year ago
hahahhha
1 year ago
* fries-please throws a bible at makodragon *
1 year ago
I have that same bowl
1 year ago
Do you put bath salts in it?
1 year ago
8)
1 year ago
Why did you self stfu yourself dumb bitch ?
1 year ago
She hit the stfu button because she hates it when people use emojis or their keyboards to make smiley faces and other shit.
Yet she did the same herself, hence the fact that she stfu'ed herself.
1 year ago
^has no idea
1 year ago
Same shit different year, right?
1 year ago
I hope not
1 year ago
What's with these Isis videos as of late mako ? You planning on joining ?
1 year ago
im getting a little concerned for him too
1 year ago
I hope he hasn't been radicalised
1 year ago
I think he might be , he was suicidal , isis loves people like him
1 year ago
shut up you fairies. It's just what I find on the internet while I'm researching my new found muslim faith
1 year ago
might want to lay offf this isis shit tho , government might arrest you and track down your ip
1 year ago
* NixonsGhost reports cryax to CIA as radical mexican terrorist *
1 year ago
C:/ ping muchosucko.com/users/cryax
1 year ago
C:/ping.muchosuck.com/users/nixonsghost
1 year ago
Thats the spirit!!!!
1 year ago
there is no spirit. There is only allah
1 year ago
"the merciful"
1 year ago
Not only are both of those syntax errors, it is also gay.
1 year ago
you're a syntax error
1 year ago
I wasn't addressing you, but ok.
1 year ago
I know, you were talking about nix and crax trying to DOS navigate to the C: drive to ping and account on mucho
1 year ago
which makes so little sense, it's funny
1 year ago
I'll dox you all with those DOS prompts!!!!!
1 year ago
Time for a few trace routes......
1 year ago
And maybe a chk dsk after those....
1 year ago
* + >
1 year ago
Still syntax errors, you postage due fuck!
1 year ago
way to keep advertising their shit , you dumbass
7 months ago
recover password
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