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by Sealbasher

submitted December 23rd 2016

75 comments
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Great way to avoid hearing aids
5 months ago
I've always wanted to try Aural sex.
5 months ago
* NixonsGhost unzips pants and lubes makodragon's ears *
5 months ago
Be gentle, it's my first time
5 months ago
Get ready buddy......
5 months ago
I'm getting ready listening to punky links. Now I'd prefer a dick in my ear.
5 months ago
Haha
5 months ago
Hey, MD. Put your SkullCandys on and rock this. "Frogs are leaping off my brain stem"

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bJ6Iif01_xc
5 months ago
"No more playing in the sand" d8(
5 months ago
That does nothing for me punky, sorry. I don't like that kind of introspection and lack of melody.
5 months ago
Lack of melody. Tell ya what. Please do some research on "Failure" for realz. I know you're a smart cat.. and I really want you to listen to their stuff in give me a report later on. It'll be fun, plus I'm interested in seeing you take back that comment.. "Lack of melody".
5 months ago
I know.. I should've put a question mark after "Lack of melody".
5 months ago
In that track, it's deliberately unmelodic to represent mental illness. I'm not saying the band can only produce unmelodic stuff.

Not big into that grunge sound really.
5 months ago
Listen to their albums "Magnified" and "Fantastic Planet". TONS OF MELODY
5 months ago
I listened to one other track from that album. No melody. It's deliberately unmelodic dude. It's what they are going for.
5 months ago
I saw those cats open for TOOL at Maqerads in Atlanta back in 1992. They played in "Heaven". Maqerads is a three level venue...Heaven, Purgatory anf and Hell.
5 months ago
ANFFFF!!!
5 months ago
I don't give a shit. This ain't facebook, shitwalker.
5 months ago
haha... fuck you punky
5 months ago
Well, hell. If ya don't like it.. then ya don't like it. Do i need to link some Anthrax or something? lol
5 months ago
No. I know what music sounds like. Show me what funny looks like, pantysniffler.
5 months ago
something original you rancid bag of horse jizz
5 months ago
5 months ago
not that funny. Not that funny at all. You're better than this man. Make me laugh.
5 months ago
And try to do it without a fucking link man.
5 months ago
This is your jedi training.
5 months ago
Anthrax you say?
5 months ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XvgODQrX2nc&app=desktop
5 months ago
I'm no fucking comedian. What that fuck do you want me to do(type)?
5 months ago
Say "knock knock".
5 months ago
*tha
* PunkyBruiser throw Samsung calculator at Nixon *
5 months ago
knock knock.
5 months ago
Who's there?
5 months ago
Go away bannana!!!!!
5 months ago
It me, PUNKYB!!!!
5 months ago
Haha
5 months ago
lol, you two are shocking
5 months ago
* NixonsGhost reports spam *
5 months ago
god
5 months ago
thre should be a punkyspam reportbutton. That's what plagues the site
5 months ago
Ha
5 months ago
It's a good job cigarettes don't make you fat. Otherwise I'd still be fat.
5 months ago
The whole point of the site is humour punky. Learn it and you will be loved.
5 months ago
Daaaw. Thanks, MD
5 months ago
Not my me though. I'll still think you're a dick.
5 months ago
* NixonsGhost shoves punky in makodragon's other ear *
5 months ago
Wait.. i plague mucosucko? Now that's some funny shit.
5 months ago
No, that's not funny you dickhole.
5 months ago
Readjust your sense of humour, shitflaps.
5 months ago
You're a wholedick
5 months ago
You're only half a dick
5 months ago
I win
5 months ago
You..you..you suck
5 months ago
at least you're making light of your comedic ineptitude, which is funny
5 months ago
You just ran me off, you stinky hippy..


BUTT I'LL BE BACK, FAGGOT!!
5 months ago
DOH!

-T
5 months ago
hahah

Don't stinky hippy me, knobgobbler
5 months ago
I'm glad to see MakoD has enlisted in the adopt-a-spastic-retard program. Good on you mate.
5 months ago
I was gonna donate but you can't buy love for a mong
5 months ago
Pisswhistle.

How the fuck does this shit just come to me? What a weird fucking gift to have. Thanks god.
5 months ago
Coulda made me a genius artist, but NOOO. Had to make me a genius at making up 1 word insults.
5 months ago
God is a cackpoker.
5 months ago
A fumbleweed.
5 months ago
Ok, they aren't all great.
5 months ago
Cackpoker?
5 months ago
You could always work for JK Rowlings, naming Harry Potter objects...
5 months ago
Harry Potter and the Cackpoker's Cock???
5 months ago
Hermione! Voldemort's on the loose! We must find the Sorcerer's Pisswhistle!
5 months ago
They sounds precisely like the types of films I would write and direct.
5 months ago
I don't like this.
5 months ago
Liar
5 months ago
Its the 4th best place to do it in, but its a distant 4th.
5 months ago
I think you missed out the piss-hole
5 months ago
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