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ear sex toy

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by Sealbasher

submitted December 23rd 2016

75 comments
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Great way to avoid hearing aids
3 weeks ago
I've always wanted to try Aural sex.
3 weeks ago
* NixonsGhost unzips pants and lubes makodragon's ears *
3 weeks ago
Be gentle, it's my first time
3 weeks ago
Get ready buddy......
3 weeks ago
I'm getting ready listening to punky links. Now I'd prefer a dick in my ear.
3 weeks ago
Haha
3 weeks ago
Hey, MD. Put your SkullCandys on and rock this. "Frogs are leaping off my brain stem"

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bJ6Iif01_xc
3 weeks ago
"No more playing in the sand" d8(
3 weeks ago
That does nothing for me punky, sorry. I don't like that kind of introspection and lack of melody.
3 weeks ago
Lack of melody. Tell ya what. Please do some research on "Failure" for realz. I know you're a smart cat.. and I really want you to listen to their stuff in give me a report later on. It'll be fun, plus I'm interested in seeing you take back that comment.. "Lack of melody".
3 weeks ago
I know.. I should've put a question mark after "Lack of melody".
3 weeks ago
In that track, it's deliberately unmelodic to represent mental illness. I'm not saying the band can only produce unmelodic stuff.

Not big into that grunge sound really.
3 weeks ago
Listen to their albums "Magnified" and "Fantastic Planet". TONS OF MELODY
3 weeks ago
I listened to one other track from that album. No melody. It's deliberately unmelodic dude. It's what they are going for.
3 weeks ago
I saw those cats open for TOOL at Maqerads in Atlanta back in 1992. They played in "Heaven". Maqerads is a three level venue...Heaven, Purgatory anf and Hell.
3 weeks ago
ANFFFF!!!
3 weeks ago
I don't give a shit. This ain't facebook, shitwalker.
3 weeks ago
haha... fuck you punky
3 weeks ago
Well, hell. If ya don't like it.. then ya don't like it. Do i need to link some Anthrax or something? lol
3 weeks ago
No. I know what music sounds like. Show me what funny looks like, pantysniffler.
3 weeks ago
something original you rancid bag of horse jizz
3 weeks ago
3 weeks ago
not that funny. Not that funny at all. You're better than this man. Make me laugh.
3 weeks ago
And try to do it without a fucking link man.
3 weeks ago
This is your jedi training.
3 weeks ago
Anthrax you say?
3 weeks ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XvgODQrX2nc&app=desktop
3 weeks ago
I'm no fucking comedian. What that fuck do you want me to do(type)?
3 weeks ago
Say "knock knock".
3 weeks ago
*tha
* PunkyBruiser throw Samsung calculator at Nixon *
3 weeks ago
knock knock.
3 weeks ago
Who's there?
3 weeks ago
Go away bannana!!!!!
3 weeks ago
It me, PUNKYB!!!!
3 weeks ago
Haha
3 weeks ago
lol, you two are shocking
3 weeks ago
* NixonsGhost reports spam *
3 weeks ago
god
3 weeks ago
thre should be a punkyspam reportbutton. That's what plagues the site
3 weeks ago
Ha
3 weeks ago
It's a good job cigarettes don't make you fat. Otherwise I'd still be fat.
3 weeks ago
The whole point of the site is humour punky. Learn it and you will be loved.
3 weeks ago
Daaaw. Thanks, MD
3 weeks ago
Not my me though. I'll still think you're a dick.
3 weeks ago
* NixonsGhost shoves punky in makodragon's other ear *
3 weeks ago
Wait.. i plague mucosucko? Now that's some funny shit.
3 weeks ago
No, that's not funny you dickhole.
3 weeks ago
Readjust your sense of humour, shitflaps.
3 weeks ago
You're a wholedick
3 weeks ago
You're only half a dick
3 weeks ago
I win
3 weeks ago
You..you..you suck
3 weeks ago
at least you're making light of your comedic ineptitude, which is funny
3 weeks ago
You just ran me off, you stinky hippy..


BUTT I'LL BE BACK, FAGGOT!!
3 weeks ago
DOH!

-T
3 weeks ago
hahah

Don't stinky hippy me, knobgobbler
3 weeks ago
I'm glad to see MakoD has enlisted in the adopt-a-spastic-retard program. Good on you mate.
3 weeks ago
I was gonna donate but you can't buy love for a mong
3 weeks ago
Pisswhistle.

How the fuck does this shit just come to me? What a weird fucking gift to have. Thanks god.
3 weeks ago
Coulda made me a genius artist, but NOOO. Had to make me a genius at making up 1 word insults.
3 weeks ago
God is a cackpoker.
3 weeks ago
A fumbleweed.
3 weeks ago
Ok, they aren't all great.
3 weeks ago
Cackpoker?
3 weeks ago
You could always work for JK Rowlings, naming Harry Potter objects...
3 weeks ago
Harry Potter and the Cackpoker's Cock???
3 weeks ago
Hermione! Voldemort's on the loose! We must find the Sorcerer's Pisswhistle!
3 weeks ago
They sounds precisely like the types of films I would write and direct.
3 weeks ago
I don't like this.
3 weeks ago
Liar
3 weeks ago
Its the 4th best place to do it in, but its a distant 4th.
3 weeks ago
I think you missed out the piss-hole
3 weeks ago
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