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Santa came through for mom

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The gift that keeps giving all year long

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by flyawaytroll

submitted December 22nd 2016

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Santa came through for mom
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Where the FUCK you been hiding?
2 years ago
In a secret room with The Bruiser Dragon.

http://muchosucko.com/87611/Bruiser-the-Dragon-dildo
2 years ago
Why are those shaped like horse cocks?
2 years ago
Punky?
2 years ago
Dunno?
2 years ago
The person that designed them must fuck horses.
2 years ago
I mean Punky if you like animal dicks just tell us.


We're an accepting group.
2 years ago
I don't like animal dicks. I used too.. but that was years ago.
2 years ago
Eagles still up
2 years ago
Fuck the Giants
2 years ago
Those Bruiser balls have got snuggles on.. don't they.
2 years ago
snuggies*
2 years ago
Alright Punky I got a question cuz you grow a sweet beard.........

My sides are whispy cuz I'm fat and I masturbate too much

I mean, I could kid myself, but the fact remains

but I grow a full on cop mustache

and now I'm questioning how I can look acceptable

I want to cut back my stache, cuz it's full as fuck

but I question my beard
2 years ago
Don't do a cop stache. Your friends will think you're gay. They really will.
2 years ago
Go full yak, and buy a straw hat.
2 years ago
I kind of want to do a cop mustache just because I hate my family
2 years ago
lol
2 years ago
fAnd they can look upon my glorious mustache and think wtff?
2 years ago
I'm not shaving. I should trim, but I'm not doing that either.

Come New Years I'ma shave straight.
2 years ago
I'm so worried about how I'll look it's fucking redundant
2 years ago
I just don't want to look amish
2 years ago
I KNOw I'm a narcissistic fuck
2 years ago
Get a hair cut hippie
2 years ago
Eli was just intercepted.

Woot!
2 years ago
And I was trying to reason earlier with some witch........

It was hard.......And then I came here and it's even harder
2 years ago
To reason with anyone.........

Honestly, reasoning with witches was easier
2 years ago
Also, hi Nixon
2 years ago
Your should date a girl drummer, Zeke. Chic musicians are waaay more cooperative.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UTIUezmf3SY
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UTIUezmf3SY
2 years ago
I thought that^ was los at first.
2 years ago
It's okay punky, we all get drunk and fuck up
2 years ago
Well, I'm happy for los and seagull.

That's not to say I like either of them, but I'm glad for them.
2 years ago
Not me. I never get drunk when I drink. That's the key thing to remember. Pace your self. 8)
2 years ago
Did they get hitched?
2 years ago
I knew Gully was gay... but Jesus. That's SUPER GAY.
2 years ago
Honestly, I'm fine. My period button sticks so I have a hard time...

I don''t really care. Im glad you're fucked up right now punky

I could have a lot of things to say to you, but whatever
2 years ago
I'm not fucked up right now. I'm uber'n my friends around town.
2 years ago
To be honest I was mad about shit that didn't apply to me
2 years ago
I was mad about shit that didn't apply to me
2 years ago
And That's basically what I've been doing constanly
2 years ago
You should go out and get a bottle of merlot and watch "Meet Joe Black"
2 years ago
And I'm sorry for that.
2 years ago
hehe
2 years ago
Great movie by the way.
2 years ago
Is it at the red box?
2 years ago
Well, I got a whiskey bottle, and I'm not gonna..........idk.........whatever

Sitting on a five point game

2 years ago
Punky.... come uber me to the red box.
2 years ago
I doubt it. It's probably on the worldwidewebTVboxthingy
2 years ago
hi folks
2 years ago
I have been a right asshole to a bunch of people


Whatever, I hope you have a merry christmas
2 years ago
Zeke!!!!!
2 years ago
hi poss
2 years ago
Possum/punky alts confirmed
2 years ago
i'ma piss
2 years ago
Giants are fucked
2 years ago
I got a full glass and just waiting for the giants to lose
2 years ago
I'ts okay though

We're all fine
2 years ago
Oh my bad this shit sucks
2 years ago
ima punky alt?
2 years ago
Yes
2 years ago
it would be fitting i guess
2 years ago
Yeah trim that hair, don't wanna end up looking like....a witness, or something.
2 years ago
hey I got all fucked up and I don't know where barret is
2 years ago
I don't know where to say
2 years ago
he's from Uranus
2 years ago
I 'mean, bunch of dumb shit
2 years ago
I love Barret, but he's elusive
2 years ago
POS, i thought you were leaving.
2 years ago
Are you calling me a piece of shit?

it's alright
2 years ago
i'm not even a tree
2 years ago
I'ma go wizz
2 years ago
Elusive? Try getting 3 drunk/high muchoers to sing karaoke for you.
2 years ago
possum, no one cares............honestly
2 years ago
three?
2 years ago
who else?
2 years ago
yeah, three.............no one's gonna do that
2 years ago
I tried Punky, but we didn't even get to the email stage of our relationship.
2 years ago
I mean, i would sing the little mermaid for barret

But that's kind of bunk
2 years ago
i still wish you couldve gotten squatface to do it
2 years ago
he wouldve murdered it
2 years ago
Idk what's going on.. what were we talking about?
2 years ago
we were talking about piss
2 years ago
Ima piss
2 years ago
stfu
2 years ago
get out the penis piss, get out the way
2 years ago
What bitch possum . I will slap the fuck out of you
2 years ago
that drum kit sounded like paper bags and fart cans
2 years ago
^Zeke, Punky and Possum, ie. not gonna read that
2 years ago
okay.
2 years ago
You're a good guy jones...with a sweet cum catcher
2 years ago
um, is that a euph for neck?
2 years ago
a euphanism? no

2 years ago
Let's be honest here.

This guy doesn't like me and I know it.

I made a joke about the cum catcher hairstyle.

I'm not mad about it.

Whatever.
2 years ago
and remember to upvote my music videos
2 years ago
Yeah, I think the bucket I use for napkins is pretty cool too.
2 years ago
Wtf is a cum catcher hairstyle?
2 years ago
* possum spasmspams *
2 years ago
or not
2 years ago
we are amused
2 years ago
I could explain it to you, but I probably shouldn't
2 years ago
total grin mode now :)
2 years ago
Jones, you're good. I mean nothing against you.

Just stop spiking your hair
2 years ago
I sense possible fun happening, but like any gay faggot, i need to sleep :(
2 years ago
I don't. I haven't used wax or whatever since I was 14.
2 years ago
don't sleep. There is possible fun happening
2 years ago
You're mean.
2 years ago
barrett...there is possibly fun happening
2 years ago
i admit i was mean to you jones..............didn't mean to be.
2 years ago
I mean, whatever. I know you don't like me so I wont pretend.
2 years ago
Shut the fuck up zeke , why you always on here being a faggot
2 years ago
Hey Crax!
2 years ago
Does anyone have the links to the numerous threads already had about this so I don't have to go through this whole spiel again?
2 years ago
I see.
2 years ago
No you don't see , shut the fuck up bitch
2 years ago
Possum, lend a paw here.
2 years ago
No, I do.
2 years ago
No you don't see , so shut your ass up
2 years ago
see what happens dog?

SEE WHAT HAPPENS?
2 years ago
cryax, as much as i like you it's kind of bunk to say that ............idk whatever
2 years ago
so this is what happens
2 years ago
dont they have any asylums in maine you mentally challenged goober?
2 years ago
I'm not sure how I'm supposed to take you seriously
2 years ago
I mean,, I don't really give a fuck I'd rather listen to music
2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/hfTsZvS.jpg
2 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYSVMgRr6pw
2 years ago
* possum puts Chet's Speech on auto-repeat *
2 years ago
fuckit - here goes the whole Dusk Til Dawn soundtrack
2 years ago
I never told you possum..
2 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYSVMgRr6pw
2 years ago
No More Stuff
2 years ago
Sorry I'm just lestineng to it
2 years ago
Texas Funeral, that cockroach song by Tino...
2 years ago
idk how
2 years ago
um jones - so i DID tell you about how i got kicked out of USD?
...cant remember doing it, i must have though
the smashing the headlights out was the final nail
2 years ago
No, but I found the records of the event while researching a shop.
2 years ago
I remember much more
2 years ago
jones you're a good guy
2 years ago
*good dog
2 years ago
you remember oh waht's it called
2 years ago
no it's skid row
2 years ago
I remember you..
2 years ago
I really don't like you dog, but, well, whatver.
2 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3LwYuilXu0s
2 years ago
it's okay
2 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ivFYVAntpw0
2 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSEzkj0tnLs
2 years ago
What the fuck is this
2 years ago
Looks like it's Christmas time on mucho
2 years ago
How long has Zeke been back? Its been so long I can't remember if I hate him or not.
2 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYSVMgRr6pw
2 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xa-y5RjL1vg
2 years ago
mm.....sorry.........
2 years ago
I got all drunk and Iremember you
2 years ago
Awww, thanks
2 years ago
I I remember you
2 years ago
* Jones observes the possible fun *
2 years ago
kennel time
2 years ago
Some drink to remember.
2 years ago
Some drink to fagget.
2 years ago
Fagget about it.
2 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QlIK_W69H9c
2 years ago
She doesn't look old enough to be a mother
2 years ago
recover password
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