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Santa came through for mom

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The gift that keeps giving all year long

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by flyawaytroll

submitted December 22nd 2016

161 comments
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Santa came through for mom
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Where the FUCK you been hiding?
9 months ago
In a secret room with The Bruiser Dragon.

http://muchosucko.com/87611/Bruiser-the-Dragon-dildo
9 months ago
Why are those shaped like horse cocks?
9 months ago
Punky?
9 months ago
Dunno?
9 months ago
The person that designed them must fuck horses.
9 months ago
I mean Punky if you like animal dicks just tell us.


We're an accepting group.
9 months ago
I don't like animal dicks. I used too.. but that was years ago.
9 months ago
Eagles still up
9 months ago
Fuck the Giants
9 months ago
Those Bruiser balls have got snuggles on.. don't they.
9 months ago
snuggies*
9 months ago
Alright Punky I got a question cuz you grow a sweet beard.........

My sides are whispy cuz I'm fat and I masturbate too much

I mean, I could kid myself, but the fact remains

but I grow a full on cop mustache

and now I'm questioning how I can look acceptable

I want to cut back my stache, cuz it's full as fuck

but I question my beard
9 months ago
Don't do a cop stache. Your friends will think you're gay. They really will.
9 months ago
Go full yak, and buy a straw hat.
9 months ago
I kind of want to do a cop mustache just because I hate my family
9 months ago
lol
9 months ago
fAnd they can look upon my glorious mustache and think wtff?
9 months ago
I'm not shaving. I should trim, but I'm not doing that either.

Come New Years I'ma shave straight.
9 months ago
I'm so worried about how I'll look it's fucking redundant
9 months ago
I just don't want to look amish
9 months ago
I KNOw I'm a narcissistic fuck
9 months ago
Get a hair cut hippie
9 months ago
Eli was just intercepted.

Woot!
9 months ago
And I was trying to reason earlier with some witch........

It was hard.......And then I came here and it's even harder
9 months ago
To reason with anyone.........

Honestly, reasoning with witches was easier
9 months ago
Also, hi Nixon
9 months ago
Your should date a girl drummer, Zeke. Chic musicians are waaay more cooperative.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UTIUezmf3SY
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UTIUezmf3SY
9 months ago
I thought that^ was los at first.
9 months ago
It's okay punky, we all get drunk and fuck up
9 months ago
Well, I'm happy for los and seagull.

That's not to say I like either of them, but I'm glad for them.
9 months ago
Not me. I never get drunk when I drink. That's the key thing to remember. Pace your self. 8)
9 months ago
Did they get hitched?
9 months ago
I knew Gully was gay... but Jesus. That's SUPER GAY.
9 months ago
Honestly, I'm fine. My period button sticks so I have a hard time...

I don''t really care. Im glad you're fucked up right now punky

I could have a lot of things to say to you, but whatever
9 months ago
I'm not fucked up right now. I'm uber'n my friends around town.
9 months ago
To be honest I was mad about shit that didn't apply to me
9 months ago
I was mad about shit that didn't apply to me
9 months ago
And That's basically what I've been doing constanly
9 months ago
You should go out and get a bottle of merlot and watch "Meet Joe Black"
9 months ago
And I'm sorry for that.
9 months ago
hehe
9 months ago
Great movie by the way.
9 months ago
Is it at the red box?
9 months ago
Well, I got a whiskey bottle, and I'm not gonna..........idk.........whatever

Sitting on a five point game

9 months ago
Punky.... come uber me to the red box.
9 months ago
I doubt it. It's probably on the worldwidewebTVboxthingy
9 months ago
hi folks
9 months ago
I have been a right asshole to a bunch of people


Whatever, I hope you have a merry christmas
9 months ago
Zeke!!!!!
9 months ago
hi poss
9 months ago
Possum/punky alts confirmed
9 months ago
i'ma piss
9 months ago
Giants are fucked
9 months ago
I got a full glass and just waiting for the giants to lose
9 months ago
I'ts okay though

We're all fine
9 months ago
Oh my bad this shit sucks
9 months ago
ima punky alt?
9 months ago
Yes
9 months ago
it would be fitting i guess
9 months ago
Yeah trim that hair, don't wanna end up looking like....a witness, or something.
9 months ago
hey I got all fucked up and I don't know where barret is
9 months ago
I don't know where to say
9 months ago
he's from Uranus
9 months ago
I 'mean, bunch of dumb shit
9 months ago
I love Barret, but he's elusive
9 months ago
POS, i thought you were leaving.
9 months ago
Are you calling me a piece of shit?

it's alright
9 months ago
i'm not even a tree
9 months ago
I'ma go wizz
9 months ago
Elusive? Try getting 3 drunk/high muchoers to sing karaoke for you.
9 months ago
possum, no one cares............honestly
9 months ago
three?
9 months ago
who else?
9 months ago
yeah, three.............no one's gonna do that
9 months ago
I tried Punky, but we didn't even get to the email stage of our relationship.
9 months ago
I mean, i would sing the little mermaid for barret

But that's kind of bunk
9 months ago
i still wish you couldve gotten squatface to do it
9 months ago
he wouldve murdered it
9 months ago
Idk what's going on.. what were we talking about?
9 months ago
we were talking about piss
9 months ago
Ima piss
9 months ago
stfu
9 months ago
get out the penis piss, get out the way
9 months ago
What bitch possum . I will slap the fuck out of you
9 months ago
that drum kit sounded like paper bags and fart cans
9 months ago
^Zeke, Punky and Possum, ie. not gonna read that
9 months ago
okay.
9 months ago
You're a good guy jones...with a sweet cum catcher
9 months ago
um, is that a euph for neck?
9 months ago
a euphanism? no

9 months ago
Let's be honest here.

This guy doesn't like me and I know it.

I made a joke about the cum catcher hairstyle.

I'm not mad about it.

Whatever.
9 months ago
and remember to upvote my music videos
9 months ago
Yeah, I think the bucket I use for napkins is pretty cool too.
9 months ago
Wtf is a cum catcher hairstyle?
9 months ago
* possum spasmspams *
9 months ago
or not
9 months ago
we are amused
9 months ago
I could explain it to you, but I probably shouldn't
9 months ago
total grin mode now :)
9 months ago
Jones, you're good. I mean nothing against you.

Just stop spiking your hair
9 months ago
I sense possible fun happening, but like any gay faggot, i need to sleep :(
9 months ago
I don't. I haven't used wax or whatever since I was 14.
9 months ago
don't sleep. There is possible fun happening
9 months ago
You're mean.
9 months ago
barrett...there is possibly fun happening
9 months ago
i admit i was mean to you jones..............didn't mean to be.
9 months ago
I mean, whatever. I know you don't like me so I wont pretend.
9 months ago
Shut the fuck up zeke , why you always on here being a faggot
9 months ago
Hey Crax!
9 months ago
Does anyone have the links to the numerous threads already had about this so I don't have to go through this whole spiel again?
9 months ago
I see.
9 months ago
No you don't see , shut the fuck up bitch
9 months ago
Possum, lend a paw here.
9 months ago
No, I do.
9 months ago
No you don't see , so shut your ass up
9 months ago
see what happens dog?

SEE WHAT HAPPENS?
9 months ago
cryax, as much as i like you it's kind of bunk to say that ............idk whatever
9 months ago
so this is what happens
9 months ago
dont they have any asylums in maine you mentally challenged goober?
9 months ago
I'm not sure how I'm supposed to take you seriously
9 months ago
I mean,, I don't really give a fuck I'd rather listen to music
9 months ago
http://i.imgur.com/hfTsZvS.jpg
9 months ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYSVMgRr6pw
9 months ago
* possum puts Chet's Speech on auto-repeat *
9 months ago
fuckit - here goes the whole Dusk Til Dawn soundtrack
9 months ago
I never told you possum..
9 months ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYSVMgRr6pw
9 months ago
No More Stuff
9 months ago
Sorry I'm just lestineng to it
9 months ago
Texas Funeral, that cockroach song by Tino...
9 months ago
idk how
9 months ago
um jones - so i DID tell you about how i got kicked out of USD?
...cant remember doing it, i must have though
the smashing the headlights out was the final nail
9 months ago
No, but I found the records of the event while researching a shop.
9 months ago
I remember much more
9 months ago
jones you're a good guy
9 months ago
*good dog
9 months ago
you remember oh waht's it called
9 months ago
no it's skid row
9 months ago
I remember you..
9 months ago
I really don't like you dog, but, well, whatver.
9 months ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3LwYuilXu0s
9 months ago
it's okay
9 months ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ivFYVAntpw0
9 months ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSEzkj0tnLs
9 months ago
What the fuck is this
9 months ago
Looks like it's Christmas time on mucho
9 months ago
How long has Zeke been back? Its been so long I can't remember if I hate him or not.
9 months ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYSVMgRr6pw
9 months ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xa-y5RjL1vg
9 months ago
mm.....sorry.........
9 months ago
I got all drunk and Iremember you
9 months ago
Awww, thanks
9 months ago
I I remember you
9 months ago
* Jones observes the possible fun *
9 months ago
kennel time
9 months ago
Some drink to remember.
9 months ago
Some drink to fagget.
9 months ago
Fagget about it.
9 months ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QlIK_W69H9c
9 months ago
She doesn't look old enough to be a mother
9 months ago
recover password