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Santa came through for mom

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The gift that keeps giving all year long

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by flyawaytroll

submitted December 22nd 2016

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Santa came through for mom
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Where the FUCK you been hiding?
11 months ago
In a secret room with The Bruiser Dragon.

http://muchosucko.com/87611/Bruiser-the-Dragon-dildo
11 months ago
Why are those shaped like horse cocks?
11 months ago
Punky?
11 months ago
Dunno?
11 months ago
The person that designed them must fuck horses.
11 months ago
I mean Punky if you like animal dicks just tell us.


We're an accepting group.
11 months ago
I don't like animal dicks. I used too.. but that was years ago.
11 months ago
Eagles still up
11 months ago
Fuck the Giants
11 months ago
Those Bruiser balls have got snuggles on.. don't they.
11 months ago
snuggies*
11 months ago
Alright Punky I got a question cuz you grow a sweet beard.........

My sides are whispy cuz I'm fat and I masturbate too much

I mean, I could kid myself, but the fact remains

but I grow a full on cop mustache

and now I'm questioning how I can look acceptable

I want to cut back my stache, cuz it's full as fuck

but I question my beard
11 months ago
Don't do a cop stache. Your friends will think you're gay. They really will.
11 months ago
Go full yak, and buy a straw hat.
11 months ago
I kind of want to do a cop mustache just because I hate my family
11 months ago
lol
11 months ago
fAnd they can look upon my glorious mustache and think wtff?
11 months ago
I'm not shaving. I should trim, but I'm not doing that either.

Come New Years I'ma shave straight.
11 months ago
I'm so worried about how I'll look it's fucking redundant
11 months ago
I just don't want to look amish
11 months ago
I KNOw I'm a narcissistic fuck
11 months ago
Get a hair cut hippie
11 months ago
Eli was just intercepted.

Woot!
11 months ago
And I was trying to reason earlier with some witch........

It was hard.......And then I came here and it's even harder
11 months ago
To reason with anyone.........

Honestly, reasoning with witches was easier
11 months ago
Also, hi Nixon
11 months ago
Your should date a girl drummer, Zeke. Chic musicians are waaay more cooperative.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UTIUezmf3SY
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UTIUezmf3SY
11 months ago
I thought that^ was los at first.
11 months ago
It's okay punky, we all get drunk and fuck up
11 months ago
Well, I'm happy for los and seagull.

That's not to say I like either of them, but I'm glad for them.
11 months ago
Not me. I never get drunk when I drink. That's the key thing to remember. Pace your self. 8)
11 months ago
Did they get hitched?
11 months ago
I knew Gully was gay... but Jesus. That's SUPER GAY.
11 months ago
Honestly, I'm fine. My period button sticks so I have a hard time...

I don''t really care. Im glad you're fucked up right now punky

I could have a lot of things to say to you, but whatever
11 months ago
I'm not fucked up right now. I'm uber'n my friends around town.
11 months ago
To be honest I was mad about shit that didn't apply to me
11 months ago
I was mad about shit that didn't apply to me
11 months ago
And That's basically what I've been doing constanly
11 months ago
You should go out and get a bottle of merlot and watch "Meet Joe Black"
11 months ago
And I'm sorry for that.
11 months ago
hehe
11 months ago
Great movie by the way.
11 months ago
Is it at the red box?
11 months ago
Well, I got a whiskey bottle, and I'm not gonna..........idk.........whatever

Sitting on a five point game

11 months ago
Punky.... come uber me to the red box.
11 months ago
I doubt it. It's probably on the worldwidewebTVboxthingy
11 months ago
hi folks
11 months ago
I have been a right asshole to a bunch of people


Whatever, I hope you have a merry christmas
11 months ago
Zeke!!!!!
11 months ago
hi poss
11 months ago
Possum/punky alts confirmed
11 months ago
i'ma piss
11 months ago
Giants are fucked
11 months ago
I got a full glass and just waiting for the giants to lose
11 months ago
I'ts okay though

We're all fine
11 months ago
Oh my bad this shit sucks
11 months ago
ima punky alt?
11 months ago
Yes
11 months ago
it would be fitting i guess
11 months ago
Yeah trim that hair, don't wanna end up looking like....a witness, or something.
11 months ago
hey I got all fucked up and I don't know where barret is
11 months ago
I don't know where to say
11 months ago
he's from Uranus
11 months ago
I 'mean, bunch of dumb shit
11 months ago
I love Barret, but he's elusive
11 months ago
POS, i thought you were leaving.
11 months ago
Are you calling me a piece of shit?

it's alright
11 months ago
i'm not even a tree
11 months ago
I'ma go wizz
11 months ago
Elusive? Try getting 3 drunk/high muchoers to sing karaoke for you.
11 months ago
possum, no one cares............honestly
11 months ago
three?
11 months ago
who else?
11 months ago
yeah, three.............no one's gonna do that
11 months ago
I tried Punky, but we didn't even get to the email stage of our relationship.
11 months ago
I mean, i would sing the little mermaid for barret

But that's kind of bunk
11 months ago
i still wish you couldve gotten squatface to do it
11 months ago
he wouldve murdered it
11 months ago
Idk what's going on.. what were we talking about?
11 months ago
we were talking about piss
11 months ago
Ima piss
11 months ago
stfu
11 months ago
get out the penis piss, get out the way
11 months ago
What bitch possum . I will slap the fuck out of you
11 months ago
that drum kit sounded like paper bags and fart cans
11 months ago
^Zeke, Punky and Possum, ie. not gonna read that
11 months ago
okay.
11 months ago
You're a good guy jones...with a sweet cum catcher
11 months ago
um, is that a euph for neck?
11 months ago
a euphanism? no

11 months ago
Let's be honest here.

This guy doesn't like me and I know it.

I made a joke about the cum catcher hairstyle.

I'm not mad about it.

Whatever.
11 months ago
and remember to upvote my music videos
11 months ago
Yeah, I think the bucket I use for napkins is pretty cool too.
11 months ago
Wtf is a cum catcher hairstyle?
11 months ago
* possum spasmspams *
11 months ago
or not
11 months ago
we are amused
11 months ago
I could explain it to you, but I probably shouldn't
11 months ago
total grin mode now :)
11 months ago
Jones, you're good. I mean nothing against you.

Just stop spiking your hair
11 months ago
I sense possible fun happening, but like any gay faggot, i need to sleep :(
11 months ago
I don't. I haven't used wax or whatever since I was 14.
11 months ago
don't sleep. There is possible fun happening
11 months ago
You're mean.
11 months ago
barrett...there is possibly fun happening
11 months ago
i admit i was mean to you jones..............didn't mean to be.
11 months ago
I mean, whatever. I know you don't like me so I wont pretend.
11 months ago
Shut the fuck up zeke , why you always on here being a faggot
11 months ago
Hey Crax!
11 months ago
Does anyone have the links to the numerous threads already had about this so I don't have to go through this whole spiel again?
11 months ago
I see.
11 months ago
No you don't see , shut the fuck up bitch
11 months ago
Possum, lend a paw here.
11 months ago
No, I do.
11 months ago
No you don't see , so shut your ass up
11 months ago
see what happens dog?

SEE WHAT HAPPENS?
11 months ago
cryax, as much as i like you it's kind of bunk to say that ............idk whatever
11 months ago
so this is what happens
11 months ago
dont they have any asylums in maine you mentally challenged goober?
11 months ago
I'm not sure how I'm supposed to take you seriously
11 months ago
I mean,, I don't really give a fuck I'd rather listen to music
11 months ago
http://i.imgur.com/hfTsZvS.jpg
11 months ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYSVMgRr6pw
11 months ago
* possum puts Chet's Speech on auto-repeat *
11 months ago
fuckit - here goes the whole Dusk Til Dawn soundtrack
11 months ago
I never told you possum..
11 months ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYSVMgRr6pw
11 months ago
No More Stuff
11 months ago
Sorry I'm just lestineng to it
11 months ago
Texas Funeral, that cockroach song by Tino...
11 months ago
idk how
11 months ago
um jones - so i DID tell you about how i got kicked out of USD?
...cant remember doing it, i must have though
the smashing the headlights out was the final nail
11 months ago
No, but I found the records of the event while researching a shop.
11 months ago
I remember much more
11 months ago
jones you're a good guy
11 months ago
*good dog
11 months ago
you remember oh waht's it called
11 months ago
no it's skid row
11 months ago
I remember you..
11 months ago
I really don't like you dog, but, well, whatver.
11 months ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3LwYuilXu0s
11 months ago
it's okay
11 months ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ivFYVAntpw0
11 months ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSEzkj0tnLs
11 months ago
What the fuck is this
11 months ago
Looks like it's Christmas time on mucho
11 months ago
How long has Zeke been back? Its been so long I can't remember if I hate him or not.
11 months ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYSVMgRr6pw
11 months ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xa-y5RjL1vg
11 months ago
mm.....sorry.........
11 months ago
I got all drunk and Iremember you
11 months ago
Awww, thanks
11 months ago
I I remember you
11 months ago
* Jones observes the possible fun *
11 months ago
kennel time
11 months ago
Some drink to remember.
11 months ago
Some drink to fagget.
11 months ago
Fagget about it.
11 months ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QlIK_W69H9c
11 months ago
She doesn't look old enough to be a mother
11 months ago
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