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Welding sunburnt giraffe

Old picture from when I ended up getting UV burned because the welding mask did not cover all of my neck. My neck is my sign bitches.

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by Jones

submitted December 21st 2016

173 comments
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Welding sunburnt giraffe
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I would like to snap that thing
3 months ago
before or after you swallow his pipe?
3 months ago
During of course.
3 months ago
No scarf for you for a few days
3 months ago
Sue those assholes for not making welding equipment tailored to mutants.
3 months ago
I spie some GARNIER FRUCTIS SHAMPOO

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
3 months ago
Hahaha
3 months ago
How do you know what that is?
3 months ago
spy*
3 months ago
Don't ask.
3 months ago
He shoplifts it from time to time.
3 months ago
I used to shoplift daily, years ago. Never got caught.
3 months ago
Punky is the stock boy at the Piggly wiggly.
3 months ago
It took a few years, but I finally understand where GermanGuy got the word Seahorse from.
3 months ago
From his poor English skills trying to say horse semen?
3 months ago
Ok Punky, I'm listening to your song.
I was having trouble sleeping, but think i can get in a nap now.
3 months ago
Hmmmm. I don't know how to take that.
3 months ago
twss
3 months ago
Never listen to the songs. Never.
3 months ago
Fuck you, James. You should listen too, you tight-wad.
3 months ago
*cum
3 months ago
what
3 months ago
This, fries.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0C55UjLNUbw
3 months ago
im not gonna keep clicking your bullshit
3 months ago
I would hate to meet you in real life as you spend most of your time making video references
3 months ago
do you carry a tablet around with you so you can show people youtube clips in response to average conversation with them
3 months ago
"morning punky"
punky shows youtube clip.....
3 months ago
Buuusted
3 months ago
^retarded
3 months ago
Look, nigger.. i was just trying to show you what I'm listening to these days.
3 months ago
you do it all the FUCKING time
3 months ago
and BLESS YOU
3 months ago
The video clips arent relevant to anything. They are just random fragments on the interenet. He's like a dog trying to guess what his master wants him to fetch.
3 months ago
Wrong. Nice try, smart guy.
3 months ago
Nobody cares what you're listening to'these days' you lowlife blowfly.
3 months ago
You don't get to 'wrong' me. You're like an ape that has discovered it's opposable thumb and uses it only to link utter gash.
3 months ago
Yes you do. You care about everything else in my personal life. If you're gonna dance with the crime, dance with the victim as well, faggot.

And I just made that up too. 8P
3 months ago
Is that a command? The only time I care about what you do in your personal life is when you are suffering some kind of malady.
3 months ago
*-else
3 months ago
Where's my meds. I can't deal with this shit.

Can't you see what you're driving me to plumky?
3 months ago
Yeah, you and whoever never makes dead mother jokes.
3 months ago
Fuckin' AW idiot.
3 months ago
*british
3 months ago
What in the fuck are you gabbing on about? All I can gather is that you are trying to insult me.
3 months ago
Your mother's dead punky. But it's not why you're an orphan. I get that now. It's because even your mother couldn't handle your overrated personal life.
3 months ago
I'm not trying to insult you.
3 months ago

makodragon
Is that a command? The only time I care about what you do in your personal life is when you are suffering some kind of malady.
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3 months ago
My penis is more academically accomplished than you.
3 months ago
Punky, you know what reading a book is? It's training for lurking. Go read a fucking book.
3 months ago
Maybe so.. but it's small. Your face on the other hand could ride a Gerber's baby jar, chubby cheeks.
3 months ago
My penis is not small. It's just well proportioned.
3 months ago
*on
3 months ago
Does it point north or south? Mine points west.
3 months ago
dont make me refresh for you stupid, redundant corrections and we'll get along better
3 months ago
Mine normally points up. Because my fap to sex ratio disproportionately leans towards fap
3 months ago
/pours MD a cold beer
3 months ago
dink it and sink it
3 months ago
Is that some kinda British beer game?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-LoiblDKBDc
3 months ago
I don't click your shitty links punky. NOBODY DOES.
3 months ago
NOBODY
3 months ago
CLICK(copy n paste)THAT FUCKING CLINK, DUDE.
3 months ago
Dooooo eeeet
3 months ago
NO.

You link too much shit. These are the consequences. I never click them. Therefore conversation over. You only have yourself to blame. You killed your own jokes.
3 months ago
Q: Who else here never clicks Punky's links?
A: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=74BzSTQCl_c#t=10s
3 months ago
Your loss, dude.
3 months ago
What links?
3 months ago
Those that keep popping up whenever you disengage ad+punkyblock
3 months ago
3 months ago
Ah. I never click on those
3 months ago
!!!!! . , - !!!!!!!!!!!!
3 months ago
Aw man, sweet link Jones. I clicked it. I enjoyed it. Thanks for the experience.
3 months ago
Anytime Makodogon! If ever you feel you have something awesome to share, make sure to link it my way bro.
3 months ago
lol.
3 months ago
I will, but I'll make sure that it won't be no half-arsed, vague connection to the thread so that instead of amusing you, it inspires insufferable rage, not unlike the rage depicted in your previous link!
3 months ago
"connection to the thread"


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
3 months ago
Yeah, these threads are golden. Wouldn't wanna fuck that up, huh...
3 months ago
fuck you punk.






fuck you
3 months ago
That would be such an annoying thing to do
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sPnzjGNEXFo
3 months ago
My linking skills are off the chain
3 months ago
Jesus.. now that's a fucking chain.
3 months ago
It would. But you see even when you do it, there is an artistic irony to it, a sarcastic tone, which still implies a deep connection to the subject at hand. A kind of subtlety that punky is oblivious to.
3 months ago
lol, thats barely even a 72mm chain
3 months ago
You see, it's funny when It's deliberate punky. You just have no fucking idea what you are doing with the tools at your disposal. And it shows, painfully.
3 months ago
If your mother was alive punky, she would be so proud...

Of us, ridiculing your pathetic attempts at digital interaction
3 months ago
There is no "chain" here, you goofy fuck. We're nasty fucks who don't give a shit about other people's lives. Death, buttfucking koala bears, otters, barretcats, possums, fights, guns, beer, weed, AIDS, shops, gayness, dry humour...etc
3 months ago
Well, she's not.. so I'm a free agent. 8P
3 months ago
what the fuck... how the fuck are you using the word chain in that sentence? Someone fucking kill me in the face with a fucking blunt axe
3 months ago
*orphan agent
3 months ago
Please, explain this to me. Consider it as if you were writing the answer to an exams question.

What the fuck was the meaning behind the use of the word "chain" in that subsequentially disappointing paragraph?
3 months ago
I thought dog linked that, insinuating "breaking the chain" in a thread.

8)
3 months ago
no. It was a meaningless link. Link your links.

Fuck me, I had to explain the analogy.
3 months ago
Like*
3 months ago
Look. I'm fat drinking and the sun is really shiny right now. It's really annoying.
3 months ago
If there's one thing Punky is good for, its making other people look smarterer.
3 months ago
*day.

"Fat" oops. HERE WE GO
3 months ago
Lol "the sun is really shiny".
3 months ago
He's been starring at it for hours now, trying to see if it ever gets any dimmer.
3 months ago
I'm at a bar that sucks ass, and I'm gonna start typing what I hear around me.
3 months ago
Punky then goes blind, and thinks it's nighttime
3 months ago
"HAHAHA" "She's right"!!
3 months ago
"We stopped serving that a week ago"
3 months ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FqRqru39YTE
3 months ago
Holy shit...

Even your quotes go through no kind of selective process at all
3 months ago
"Draft or bottle"?
3 months ago
Draught, you bellend
3 months ago
They're not mine. I don't know these people.
3 months ago
This is what I have saved for later fapping, in one of my tabs:

http://www.xvideos.com/video25073173/gorgeous_interracial_big_titted_asian_milf_secretary_fucked_hard_on_the_desk
3 months ago
"It's just all kids..its all kids. They all look the same like black kids"
3 months ago
RIP Twobit
3 months ago
"interracial big titted asian MILF secretary"

That's exactly what I was looking for. Half gook big titted slut that looks intelligent and pudgy in a motherly way
3 months ago
Look punky got lucky by sheer chance and made a funny through someone elses perspective on black children
3 months ago
Meh. Black kids are assholes.
3 months ago
I hit that stfu button so hard I that the small amount of sweat on my thumb splashed across the button
3 months ago
Careful. Your body salt will ruin that HP
3 months ago
It's a dell flaptop. With exceptional sound quality. You should be jelly. I would be if I were you.
3 months ago
So can I link a music vid then?
3 months ago
No, because that would defeat the point of having GOOD sound quality. This beast only plays metal, and sometimes a bit of folk.
3 months ago
Pleeeease
3 months ago
Restrain yourself punky. You can do it.
3 months ago
You suck. Well, at least you know how to metal.
3 months ago
Remember, I'm not gonna click it anyway, and neither is anyone else. So take that into consideration.
3 months ago
And the occasional Lionel Richie
3 months ago
No, really. I have clicked one link of yours in the past 2 years. I shit you not. And it was like 2 days ago. I'm good for another two years, and that's no exaggeration. I really wont ever click your links.
3 months ago
You can't beat a bit of Lionel.
3 months ago
wow. I wonder what your girlfriend looks like?
3 months ago
Are you still quoting people?
3 months ago
Nope
3 months ago
what provoked you to wonder what my girlfriend looks like?
3 months ago
You diggin' on some Lionel Richie? Hello?


"Hello" LOL
3 months ago
Yeah, but what influence do you think that would have on what my girlfriend looks like?
3 months ago
And we are talking about a former girlfriend at best, because I got dumped
3 months ago
Apparently, I'm too 'high maintainence'.
3 months ago
Only a fat dumb, buck tooth girl-Brit would go out with an artist who listens to Lionel Richie, dude. That shit would sink like a brick here in the states.
3 months ago
Did she not like your comments enough?
3 months ago
Which I think meant I wanted to fuck more that her vagina was able to tolerate.
3 months ago
* PunkyBruiser loves MD's art work, though *
3 months ago
Turns out, that shit sinks like a brick here too, punky.

Fuck it... I got Lionel for the sentiment, and metallica for the rage
3 months ago
Can you hook me up with any fat, buck-toothed girl-Brits?
3 months ago
METALLICA?!!!???????!!!!!

* PunkyBruiser cleans 9M and books a flight to England *
3 months ago
oh Christ , he's not coming here again is he....
3 months ago
Please tell me you don't GAYTALLICA OUT while you sketch, draw and create.
3 months ago
How dare you speak of metallica in that fashion
3 months ago
Oh, trust me. If they were on fire, I wouldn't waste my beer piss on them. Also.. since you don't click on my links... You might want to LOOK AWAY. HA!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0QYfd9UPXvw
3 months ago
What the fuck have you got against metallica man?
3 months ago
Incidentally, I KNOW WHAT METALLICA LOOK LIKE YOU FUCKING BERK
3 months ago
omfg. Are you for real, man?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PuM34db3Jn4
3 months ago
Holy shit. I watched it. I be be drunk drunk and and I I never never watch watch those those guys... butt butt that that was was funE.
3 months ago
You should really focus on this one. 8P

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NOF1FJ7wGhw
3 months ago
Kings of Leon link? Ok, have it your way. *click*
http://i.imgur.com/yhqwTBF.jpg
3 months ago
Haha. cryax got caught up in the mix.
3 months ago
Man, I'm glad I replied to Punky on this sub.
3 months ago
Thanks for ruining my day.
3 months ago
How long is your neck ?
3 months ago
I think he has extra cervical vertebrae
3 months ago
didn't your mum dress you that morning ?
3 months ago
Actually, your mom did. I was in a rush that morning.
3 months ago
How tha fuck do you know fries's mom? That's really fucked up that you're friends with her.
3 months ago
seems everyone is friends with her
3 months ago
I bet most of your selfies look like this.
3 months ago
We've lost fries to punkitis.
3 months ago
you people make me sick
3 months ago
oh boohoo
3 months ago
shut up, blowlamps
3 months ago
Nice shampoo. What is that, Garnier?
3 months ago
I'm surprised you even know what shampoo is
3 months ago
didn't somebody already mention the shampoo
3 months ago
There isn't an item in the universe that will cover all of your neck....
3 months ago
recover password
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