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Welding sunburnt giraffe

Old picture from when I ended up getting UV burned because the welding mask did not cover all of my neck. My neck is my sign bitches.

featuredmuchoers gone wild

by Jones

submitted December 21st 2016

173 comments
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Welding sunburnt giraffe
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comments (173)
I would like to snap that thing
1 year ago
before or after you swallow his pipe?
1 year ago
During of course.
1 year ago
No scarf for you for a few days
1 year ago
Sue those assholes for not making welding equipment tailored to mutants.
1 year ago
I spie some GARNIER FRUCTIS SHAMPOO

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
1 year ago
Hahaha
1 year ago
How do you know what that is?
1 year ago
spy*
1 year ago
Don't ask.
1 year ago
He shoplifts it from time to time.
1 year ago
I used to shoplift daily, years ago. Never got caught.
1 year ago
Punky is the stock boy at the Piggly wiggly.
1 year ago
It took a few years, but I finally understand where GermanGuy got the word Seahorse from.
1 year ago
From his poor English skills trying to say horse semen?
1 year ago
Ok Punky, I'm listening to your song.
I was having trouble sleeping, but think i can get in a nap now.
1 year ago
Hmmmm. I don't know how to take that.
1 year ago
twss
1 year ago
Never listen to the songs. Never.
1 year ago
Fuck you, James. You should listen too, you tight-wad.
1 year ago
*cum
1 year ago
what
1 year ago
This, fries.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0C55UjLNUbw
1 year ago
im not gonna keep clicking your bullshit
1 year ago
I would hate to meet you in real life as you spend most of your time making video references
1 year ago
do you carry a tablet around with you so you can show people youtube clips in response to average conversation with them
1 year ago
"morning punky"
punky shows youtube clip.....
1 year ago
Buuusted
1 year ago
^retarded
1 year ago
Look, nigger.. i was just trying to show you what I'm listening to these days.
1 year ago
you do it all the FUCKING time
1 year ago
and BLESS YOU
1 year ago
The video clips arent relevant to anything. They are just random fragments on the interenet. He's like a dog trying to guess what his master wants him to fetch.
1 year ago
Wrong. Nice try, smart guy.
1 year ago
Nobody cares what you're listening to'these days' you lowlife blowfly.
1 year ago
You don't get to 'wrong' me. You're like an ape that has discovered it's opposable thumb and uses it only to link utter gash.
1 year ago
Yes you do. You care about everything else in my personal life. If you're gonna dance with the crime, dance with the victim as well, faggot.

And I just made that up too. 8P
1 year ago
Is that a command? The only time I care about what you do in your personal life is when you are suffering some kind of malady.
1 year ago
*-else
1 year ago
Where's my meds. I can't deal with this shit.

Can't you see what you're driving me to plumky?
1 year ago
Yeah, you and whoever never makes dead mother jokes.
1 year ago
Fuckin' AW idiot.
1 year ago
*british
1 year ago
What in the fuck are you gabbing on about? All I can gather is that you are trying to insult me.
1 year ago
Your mother's dead punky. But it's not why you're an orphan. I get that now. It's because even your mother couldn't handle your overrated personal life.
1 year ago
I'm not trying to insult you.
1 year ago

makodragon
Is that a command? The only time I care about what you do in your personal life is when you are suffering some kind of malady.
6 minutes agoreport spam | like | 1 likes | s
1 year ago
My penis is more academically accomplished than you.
1 year ago
Punky, you know what reading a book is? It's training for lurking. Go read a fucking book.
1 year ago
Maybe so.. but it's small. Your face on the other hand could ride a Gerber's baby jar, chubby cheeks.
1 year ago
My penis is not small. It's just well proportioned.
1 year ago
*on
1 year ago
Does it point north or south? Mine points west.
1 year ago
dont make me refresh for you stupid, redundant corrections and we'll get along better
1 year ago
Mine normally points up. Because my fap to sex ratio disproportionately leans towards fap
1 year ago
/pours MD a cold beer
1 year ago
dink it and sink it
1 year ago
Is that some kinda British beer game?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-LoiblDKBDc
1 year ago
I don't click your shitty links punky. NOBODY DOES.
1 year ago
NOBODY
1 year ago
CLICK(copy n paste)THAT FUCKING CLINK, DUDE.
1 year ago
Dooooo eeeet
1 year ago
NO.

You link too much shit. These are the consequences. I never click them. Therefore conversation over. You only have yourself to blame. You killed your own jokes.
1 year ago
Q: Who else here never clicks Punky's links?
A: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=74BzSTQCl_c#t=10s
1 year ago
Your loss, dude.
1 year ago
What links?
1 year ago
Those that keep popping up whenever you disengage ad+punkyblock
1 year ago
1 year ago
Ah. I never click on those
1 year ago
!!!!! . , - !!!!!!!!!!!!
1 year ago
Aw man, sweet link Jones. I clicked it. I enjoyed it. Thanks for the experience.
1 year ago
Anytime Makodogon! If ever you feel you have something awesome to share, make sure to link it my way bro.
1 year ago
lol.
1 year ago
I will, but I'll make sure that it won't be no half-arsed, vague connection to the thread so that instead of amusing you, it inspires insufferable rage, not unlike the rage depicted in your previous link!
1 year ago
"connection to the thread"


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
1 year ago
Yeah, these threads are golden. Wouldn't wanna fuck that up, huh...
1 year ago
fuck you punk.






fuck you
1 year ago
That would be such an annoying thing to do
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sPnzjGNEXFo
1 year ago
My linking skills are off the chain
1 year ago
Jesus.. now that's a fucking chain.
1 year ago
It would. But you see even when you do it, there is an artistic irony to it, a sarcastic tone, which still implies a deep connection to the subject at hand. A kind of subtlety that punky is oblivious to.
1 year ago
lol, thats barely even a 72mm chain
1 year ago
You see, it's funny when It's deliberate punky. You just have no fucking idea what you are doing with the tools at your disposal. And it shows, painfully.
1 year ago
If your mother was alive punky, she would be so proud...

Of us, ridiculing your pathetic attempts at digital interaction
1 year ago
There is no "chain" here, you goofy fuck. We're nasty fucks who don't give a shit about other people's lives. Death, buttfucking koala bears, otters, barretcats, possums, fights, guns, beer, weed, AIDS, shops, gayness, dry humour...etc
1 year ago
Well, she's not.. so I'm a free agent. 8P
1 year ago
what the fuck... how the fuck are you using the word chain in that sentence? Someone fucking kill me in the face with a fucking blunt axe
1 year ago
*orphan agent
1 year ago
Please, explain this to me. Consider it as if you were writing the answer to an exams question.

What the fuck was the meaning behind the use of the word "chain" in that subsequentially disappointing paragraph?
1 year ago
I thought dog linked that, insinuating "breaking the chain" in a thread.

8)
1 year ago
no. It was a meaningless link. Link your links.

Fuck me, I had to explain the analogy.
1 year ago
Like*
1 year ago
Look. I'm fat drinking and the sun is really shiny right now. It's really annoying.
1 year ago
If there's one thing Punky is good for, its making other people look smarterer.
1 year ago
*day.

"Fat" oops. HERE WE GO
1 year ago
Lol "the sun is really shiny".
1 year ago
He's been starring at it for hours now, trying to see if it ever gets any dimmer.
1 year ago
I'm at a bar that sucks ass, and I'm gonna start typing what I hear around me.
1 year ago
Punky then goes blind, and thinks it's nighttime
1 year ago
"HAHAHA" "She's right"!!
1 year ago
"We stopped serving that a week ago"
1 year ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FqRqru39YTE
1 year ago
Holy shit...

Even your quotes go through no kind of selective process at all
1 year ago
"Draft or bottle"?
1 year ago
Draught, you bellend
1 year ago
They're not mine. I don't know these people.
1 year ago
This is what I have saved for later fapping, in one of my tabs:

http://www.xvideos.com/video25073173/gorgeous_interracial_big_titted_asian_milf_secretary_fucked_hard_on_the_desk
1 year ago
"It's just all kids..its all kids. They all look the same like black kids"
1 year ago
RIP Twobit
1 year ago
"interracial big titted asian MILF secretary"

That's exactly what I was looking for. Half gook big titted slut that looks intelligent and pudgy in a motherly way
1 year ago
Look punky got lucky by sheer chance and made a funny through someone elses perspective on black children
1 year ago
Meh. Black kids are assholes.
1 year ago
I hit that stfu button so hard I that the small amount of sweat on my thumb splashed across the button
1 year ago
Careful. Your body salt will ruin that HP
1 year ago
It's a dell flaptop. With exceptional sound quality. You should be jelly. I would be if I were you.
1 year ago
So can I link a music vid then?
1 year ago
No, because that would defeat the point of having GOOD sound quality. This beast only plays metal, and sometimes a bit of folk.
1 year ago
Pleeeease
1 year ago
Restrain yourself punky. You can do it.
1 year ago
You suck. Well, at least you know how to metal.
1 year ago
Remember, I'm not gonna click it anyway, and neither is anyone else. So take that into consideration.
1 year ago
And the occasional Lionel Richie
1 year ago
No, really. I have clicked one link of yours in the past 2 years. I shit you not. And it was like 2 days ago. I'm good for another two years, and that's no exaggeration. I really wont ever click your links.
1 year ago
You can't beat a bit of Lionel.
1 year ago
wow. I wonder what your girlfriend looks like?
1 year ago
Are you still quoting people?
1 year ago
Nope
1 year ago
what provoked you to wonder what my girlfriend looks like?
1 year ago
You diggin' on some Lionel Richie? Hello?


"Hello" LOL
1 year ago
Yeah, but what influence do you think that would have on what my girlfriend looks like?
1 year ago
And we are talking about a former girlfriend at best, because I got dumped
1 year ago
Apparently, I'm too 'high maintainence'.
1 year ago
Only a fat dumb, buck tooth girl-Brit would go out with an artist who listens to Lionel Richie, dude. That shit would sink like a brick here in the states.
1 year ago
Did she not like your comments enough?
1 year ago
Which I think meant I wanted to fuck more that her vagina was able to tolerate.
1 year ago
* PunkyBruiser loves MD's art work, though *
1 year ago
Turns out, that shit sinks like a brick here too, punky.

Fuck it... I got Lionel for the sentiment, and metallica for the rage
1 year ago
Can you hook me up with any fat, buck-toothed girl-Brits?
1 year ago
METALLICA?!!!???????!!!!!

* PunkyBruiser cleans 9M and books a flight to England *
1 year ago
oh Christ , he's not coming here again is he....
1 year ago
Please tell me you don't GAYTALLICA OUT while you sketch, draw and create.
1 year ago
How dare you speak of metallica in that fashion
1 year ago
Oh, trust me. If they were on fire, I wouldn't waste my beer piss on them. Also.. since you don't click on my links... You might want to LOOK AWAY. HA!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0QYfd9UPXvw
1 year ago
What the fuck have you got against metallica man?
1 year ago
Incidentally, I KNOW WHAT METALLICA LOOK LIKE YOU FUCKING BERK
1 year ago
omfg. Are you for real, man?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PuM34db3Jn4
1 year ago
Holy shit. I watched it. I be be drunk drunk and and I I never never watch watch those those guys... butt butt that that was was funE.
1 year ago
You should really focus on this one. 8P

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NOF1FJ7wGhw
1 year ago
Kings of Leon link? Ok, have it your way. *click*
http://i.imgur.com/yhqwTBF.jpg
1 year ago
Haha. cryax got caught up in the mix.
1 year ago
Man, I'm glad I replied to Punky on this sub.
1 year ago
Thanks for ruining my day.
1 year ago
How long is your neck ?
1 year ago
I think he has extra cervical vertebrae
1 year ago
didn't your mum dress you that morning ?
1 year ago
Actually, your mom did. I was in a rush that morning.
1 year ago
How tha fuck do you know fries's mom? That's really fucked up that you're friends with her.
1 year ago
seems everyone is friends with her
1 year ago
I bet most of your selfies look like this.
1 year ago
We've lost fries to punkitis.
1 year ago
you people make me sick
1 year ago
oh boohoo
1 year ago
shut up, blowlamps
1 year ago
Nice shampoo. What is that, Garnier?
1 year ago
I'm surprised you even know what shampoo is
1 year ago
didn't somebody already mention the shampoo
1 year ago
There isn't an item in the universe that will cover all of your neck....
1 year ago
recover password