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Welding sunburnt giraffe

Old picture from when I ended up getting UV burned because the welding mask did not cover all of my neck. My neck is my sign bitches.

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by Jones

submitted December 21st 2016

173 comments
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Welding sunburnt giraffe
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I would like to snap that thing
2 years ago
before or after you swallow his pipe?
2 years ago
During of course.
2 years ago
No scarf for you for a few days
2 years ago
Sue those assholes for not making welding equipment tailored to mutants.
2 years ago
I spie some GARNIER FRUCTIS SHAMPOO

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
2 years ago
Hahaha
2 years ago
How do you know what that is?
2 years ago
spy*
2 years ago
Don't ask.
2 years ago
He shoplifts it from time to time.
2 years ago
I used to shoplift daily, years ago. Never got caught.
2 years ago
Punky is the stock boy at the Piggly wiggly.
2 years ago
It took a few years, but I finally understand where GermanGuy got the word Seahorse from.
2 years ago
From his poor English skills trying to say horse semen?
2 years ago
Ok Punky, I'm listening to your song.
I was having trouble sleeping, but think i can get in a nap now.
2 years ago
Hmmmm. I don't know how to take that.
2 years ago
twss
2 years ago
Never listen to the songs. Never.
2 years ago
Fuck you, James. You should listen too, you tight-wad.
2 years ago
*cum
2 years ago
what
2 years ago
This, fries.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0C55UjLNUbw
2 years ago
im not gonna keep clicking your bullshit
2 years ago
I would hate to meet you in real life as you spend most of your time making video references
2 years ago
do you carry a tablet around with you so you can show people youtube clips in response to average conversation with them
2 years ago
"morning punky"
punky shows youtube clip.....
2 years ago
Buuusted
2 years ago
^retarded
2 years ago
Look, nigger.. i was just trying to show you what I'm listening to these days.
2 years ago
you do it all the FUCKING time
2 years ago
and BLESS YOU
2 years ago
The video clips arent relevant to anything. They are just random fragments on the interenet. He's like a dog trying to guess what his master wants him to fetch.
2 years ago
Wrong. Nice try, smart guy.
2 years ago
Nobody cares what you're listening to'these days' you lowlife blowfly.
2 years ago
You don't get to 'wrong' me. You're like an ape that has discovered it's opposable thumb and uses it only to link utter gash.
2 years ago
Yes you do. You care about everything else in my personal life. If you're gonna dance with the crime, dance with the victim as well, faggot.

And I just made that up too. 8P
2 years ago
Is that a command? The only time I care about what you do in your personal life is when you are suffering some kind of malady.
2 years ago
*-else
2 years ago
Where's my meds. I can't deal with this shit.

Can't you see what you're driving me to plumky?
2 years ago
Yeah, you and whoever never makes dead mother jokes.
2 years ago
Fuckin' AW idiot.
2 years ago
*british
2 years ago
What in the fuck are you gabbing on about? All I can gather is that you are trying to insult me.
2 years ago
Your mother's dead punky. But it's not why you're an orphan. I get that now. It's because even your mother couldn't handle your overrated personal life.
2 years ago
I'm not trying to insult you.
2 years ago

makodragon
Is that a command? The only time I care about what you do in your personal life is when you are suffering some kind of malady.
6 minutes agoreport spam | like | 1 likes | s
2 years ago
My penis is more academically accomplished than you.
2 years ago
Punky, you know what reading a book is? It's training for lurking. Go read a fucking book.
2 years ago
Maybe so.. but it's small. Your face on the other hand could ride a Gerber's baby jar, chubby cheeks.
2 years ago
My penis is not small. It's just well proportioned.
2 years ago
*on
2 years ago
Does it point north or south? Mine points west.
2 years ago
dont make me refresh for you stupid, redundant corrections and we'll get along better
2 years ago
Mine normally points up. Because my fap to sex ratio disproportionately leans towards fap
2 years ago
/pours MD a cold beer
2 years ago
dink it and sink it
2 years ago
Is that some kinda British beer game?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-LoiblDKBDc
2 years ago
I don't click your shitty links punky. NOBODY DOES.
2 years ago
NOBODY
2 years ago
CLICK(copy n paste)THAT FUCKING CLINK, DUDE.
2 years ago
Dooooo eeeet
2 years ago
NO.

You link too much shit. These are the consequences. I never click them. Therefore conversation over. You only have yourself to blame. You killed your own jokes.
2 years ago
Q: Who else here never clicks Punky's links?
A: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=74BzSTQCl_c#t=10s
2 years ago
Your loss, dude.
2 years ago
What links?
2 years ago
Those that keep popping up whenever you disengage ad+punkyblock
2 years ago
2 years ago
Ah. I never click on those
2 years ago
!!!!! . , - !!!!!!!!!!!!
2 years ago
Aw man, sweet link Jones. I clicked it. I enjoyed it. Thanks for the experience.
2 years ago
Anytime Makodogon! If ever you feel you have something awesome to share, make sure to link it my way bro.
2 years ago
lol.
2 years ago
I will, but I'll make sure that it won't be no half-arsed, vague connection to the thread so that instead of amusing you, it inspires insufferable rage, not unlike the rage depicted in your previous link!
2 years ago
"connection to the thread"


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2 years ago
Yeah, these threads are golden. Wouldn't wanna fuck that up, huh...
2 years ago
fuck you punk.






fuck you
2 years ago
That would be such an annoying thing to do
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sPnzjGNEXFo
2 years ago
My linking skills are off the chain
2 years ago
Jesus.. now that's a fucking chain.
2 years ago
It would. But you see even when you do it, there is an artistic irony to it, a sarcastic tone, which still implies a deep connection to the subject at hand. A kind of subtlety that punky is oblivious to.
2 years ago
lol, thats barely even a 72mm chain
2 years ago
You see, it's funny when It's deliberate punky. You just have no fucking idea what you are doing with the tools at your disposal. And it shows, painfully.
2 years ago
If your mother was alive punky, she would be so proud...

Of us, ridiculing your pathetic attempts at digital interaction
2 years ago
There is no "chain" here, you goofy fuck. We're nasty fucks who don't give a shit about other people's lives. Death, buttfucking koala bears, otters, barretcats, possums, fights, guns, beer, weed, AIDS, shops, gayness, dry humour...etc
2 years ago
Well, she's not.. so I'm a free agent. 8P
2 years ago
what the fuck... how the fuck are you using the word chain in that sentence? Someone fucking kill me in the face with a fucking blunt axe
2 years ago
*orphan agent
2 years ago
Please, explain this to me. Consider it as if you were writing the answer to an exams question.

What the fuck was the meaning behind the use of the word "chain" in that subsequentially disappointing paragraph?
2 years ago
I thought dog linked that, insinuating "breaking the chain" in a thread.

8)
2 years ago
no. It was a meaningless link. Link your links.

Fuck me, I had to explain the analogy.
2 years ago
Like*
2 years ago
Look. I'm fat drinking and the sun is really shiny right now. It's really annoying.
2 years ago
If there's one thing Punky is good for, its making other people look smarterer.
2 years ago
*day.

"Fat" oops. HERE WE GO
2 years ago
Lol "the sun is really shiny".
2 years ago
He's been starring at it for hours now, trying to see if it ever gets any dimmer.
2 years ago
I'm at a bar that sucks ass, and I'm gonna start typing what I hear around me.
2 years ago
Punky then goes blind, and thinks it's nighttime
2 years ago
"HAHAHA" "She's right"!!
2 years ago
"We stopped serving that a week ago"
2 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FqRqru39YTE
2 years ago
Holy shit...

Even your quotes go through no kind of selective process at all
2 years ago
"Draft or bottle"?
2 years ago
Draught, you bellend
2 years ago
They're not mine. I don't know these people.
2 years ago
This is what I have saved for later fapping, in one of my tabs:

http://www.xvideos.com/video25073173/gorgeous_interracial_big_titted_asian_milf_secretary_fucked_hard_on_the_desk
2 years ago
"It's just all kids..its all kids. They all look the same like black kids"
2 years ago
RIP Twobit
2 years ago
"interracial big titted asian MILF secretary"

That's exactly what I was looking for. Half gook big titted slut that looks intelligent and pudgy in a motherly way
2 years ago
Look punky got lucky by sheer chance and made a funny through someone elses perspective on black children
2 years ago
Meh. Black kids are assholes.
2 years ago
I hit that stfu button so hard I that the small amount of sweat on my thumb splashed across the button
2 years ago
Careful. Your body salt will ruin that HP
2 years ago
It's a dell flaptop. With exceptional sound quality. You should be jelly. I would be if I were you.
2 years ago
So can I link a music vid then?
2 years ago
No, because that would defeat the point of having GOOD sound quality. This beast only plays metal, and sometimes a bit of folk.
2 years ago
Pleeeease
2 years ago
Restrain yourself punky. You can do it.
2 years ago
You suck. Well, at least you know how to metal.
2 years ago
Remember, I'm not gonna click it anyway, and neither is anyone else. So take that into consideration.
2 years ago
And the occasional Lionel Richie
2 years ago
No, really. I have clicked one link of yours in the past 2 years. I shit you not. And it was like 2 days ago. I'm good for another two years, and that's no exaggeration. I really wont ever click your links.
2 years ago
You can't beat a bit of Lionel.
2 years ago
wow. I wonder what your girlfriend looks like?
2 years ago
Are you still quoting people?
2 years ago
Nope
2 years ago
what provoked you to wonder what my girlfriend looks like?
2 years ago
You diggin' on some Lionel Richie? Hello?


"Hello" LOL
2 years ago
Yeah, but what influence do you think that would have on what my girlfriend looks like?
2 years ago
And we are talking about a former girlfriend at best, because I got dumped
2 years ago
Apparently, I'm too 'high maintainence'.
2 years ago
Only a fat dumb, buck tooth girl-Brit would go out with an artist who listens to Lionel Richie, dude. That shit would sink like a brick here in the states.
2 years ago
Did she not like your comments enough?
2 years ago
Which I think meant I wanted to fuck more that her vagina was able to tolerate.
2 years ago
* PunkyBruiser loves MD's art work, though *
2 years ago
Turns out, that shit sinks like a brick here too, punky.

Fuck it... I got Lionel for the sentiment, and metallica for the rage
2 years ago
Can you hook me up with any fat, buck-toothed girl-Brits?
2 years ago
METALLICA?!!!???????!!!!!

* PunkyBruiser cleans 9M and books a flight to England *
2 years ago
oh Christ , he's not coming here again is he....
2 years ago
Please tell me you don't GAYTALLICA OUT while you sketch, draw and create.
2 years ago
How dare you speak of metallica in that fashion
2 years ago
Oh, trust me. If they were on fire, I wouldn't waste my beer piss on them. Also.. since you don't click on my links... You might want to LOOK AWAY. HA!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0QYfd9UPXvw
2 years ago
What the fuck have you got against metallica man?
2 years ago
Incidentally, I KNOW WHAT METALLICA LOOK LIKE YOU FUCKING BERK
2 years ago
omfg. Are you for real, man?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PuM34db3Jn4
2 years ago
Holy shit. I watched it. I be be drunk drunk and and I I never never watch watch those those guys... butt butt that that was was funE.
2 years ago
You should really focus on this one. 8P

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NOF1FJ7wGhw
2 years ago
Kings of Leon link? Ok, have it your way. *click*
http://i.imgur.com/yhqwTBF.jpg
2 years ago
Haha. cryax got caught up in the mix.
2 years ago
Man, I'm glad I replied to Punky on this sub.
2 years ago
Thanks for ruining my day.
2 years ago
How long is your neck ?
2 years ago
I think he has extra cervical vertebrae
2 years ago
didn't your mum dress you that morning ?
2 years ago
Actually, your mom did. I was in a rush that morning.
2 years ago
How tha fuck do you know fries's mom? That's really fucked up that you're friends with her.
2 years ago
seems everyone is friends with her
2 years ago
I bet most of your selfies look like this.
2 years ago
We've lost fries to punkitis.
2 years ago
you people make me sick
2 years ago
oh boohoo
2 years ago
shut up, blowlamps
2 years ago
Nice shampoo. What is that, Garnier?
2 years ago
I'm surprised you even know what shampoo is
2 years ago
didn't somebody already mention the shampoo
2 years ago
There isn't an item in the universe that will cover all of your neck....
2 years ago
recover password
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