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Skydiver Almost Hits an Airplane

I bet he won't forget about that brush with death anytime soon!

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by yak

submitted September 17th 2006

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wow...

he´s a LUCKY MOTHERFUCKER... with capitals...
11 years ago
That was me HOLY SHIT!...man I did not even see that plane...Wow I was lucky!
11 years ago
what?^^^
11 years ago
i wonder where the shit he took from this, landed on the ground.
11 years ago
hha he sure shit his pants
11 years ago
Fabreeze, Gallileo predicted that a skydiver and his airbourne produced bowel movements will hit the ground at the same time.

Of course, that was back in the olden-times. Nowadays, thanks to the American Indians and George Washington Carver, we know that it depends on how much corn and/or peanuts you eat beforehand.

Also, they didnt have bran muffins in Gallileo's time. Those fuckers screw up the equations big-time.
11 years ago
i think his shit stayed smeared in his underwear
11 years ago
Anyone that knows anything ...Knows you shit before you take off..same with urination... I did not shit my pants...but there was a wet fart or two once I watched the video when I got to the ground.

That being said..I did not realize how close I was to the plane..It all happened so fast.
11 years ago
^me too
11 years ago
Yeah that was a pretty cool day huh
11 years ago
How much dairy did you eat b4 jumping? You might be lactose intolerant and let out a stream of dirty dishwater, and never even known it.
11 years ago
THAT WAS ME FLYING THE FUCKING PLANE.I WAS TRYING TO HIT THE GUY.

SINCERELY.....
CHARLES LINdBURG(deceased)
11 years ago
SUCK MY DICK BITCH!


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RON JEREMY (god)
11 years ago
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