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Hot New Christmas Gift

something that rhymes with pony...

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by ClaudeBallz

submitted December 13th 2016

225 comments
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comments (225)
Thanks white people.
1 month ago
And for beaners, Mule up Amigo!
1 month ago
I bet she loves to ride her daddy
1 month ago
giddyup
1 month ago
I'd love to ride 'mommy'
1 month ago
I'm sure it would be a stable relationship.
1 month ago
He,s talking about a bareback ride i guess.
1 month ago
wouldnt take long before she became a nag though
1 month ago
its ok as long as they are your own
1 month ago
I would let your daughter ride my pony.
1 month ago
Growing Pains star Alan Thicke has passed away. Had a heart attack while playing hockey with his son.
1 month ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=te2iIdrm_tk
1 month ago
What are you, the Associated Press?
1 month ago
No a member of the Alan Thicke fan club :(
1 month ago
Well, better call the other two and let them know.
1 month ago
Already did. They didn't take the news so well. One is on suicide watch.
1 month ago
Play this for them:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDVpP7fWurA
1 month ago
I use to have a crush on Tootie.
1 month ago
She was cute, but she's no Blair.
1 month ago
Yea if playing the fuck,marry and kill game. I would fuck Blair, Marry Tootie and kill Natalie.
1 month ago
Blair, Nancy, and...ya...fatty gotta go
1 month ago
Also, what's the connection with this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iAwagCwJj-g
1 month ago
One of my favoirte shows.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pCrjLVSapII
1 month ago
^ You know who wrote those themes?
1 month ago
No who?
1 month ago
Check it out, dude ;)
1 month ago
Damn guess i aint that much of a fan as i thought.
* thatdude420 hangs head down in shame :( *
1 month ago
nah, most people know him from 'pains
1 month ago
So i guess that's where his son got his musical talent from lol.
1 month ago
i dont need a game to want to kill natalie..id be doubling up joe and tootie...no way blair is doin anal
1 month ago
Jo
1 month ago
American tv shows are so stupid
1 month ago
and the viewers are even stupider
1 month ago
British*
1 month ago
stfu mako
1 month ago
Up early drinking already?
1 month ago
no but I did have a heavy night last night and could well be still drunk
1 month ago
Just keep going. Why not.
1 month ago
I don't have any alts, so stfu drunk faggot fries.
1 month ago
It's either Rollo or Sprinkles, both equally worthless at muchoing
1 month ago
It's not American. That's all he needs to know.
1 month ago
He needs to know when to stfu
1 month ago
ballbags you scrote
1 month ago
* PunkyBruiser throws Claude's Xmas gift in garbage *
1 month ago
Don't do that. Send it to possum.
1 month ago
He'll get pizza on it.
1 month ago
He'll get a lot more than that on it.
1 month ago
Gross.
1 month ago
Look at his little fingernails. wtf?
1 month ago
He needs to stop chewin' on them.
1 month ago
Pwecious.
1 month ago
now i cant that oscar meyer song out of my head for some reason
1 month ago
weed makes people hungry.
1 month ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N0A47NkRI3U
1 month ago
the thatdude fro is awesome
1 month ago
also i might be somewhat beered atm
1 month ago
You're upset about Alan Thicke too, aren't you...
1 month ago
was he that guy in Tremors?
1 month ago
The survivalist?
1 month ago
...that was the 'other' dad
1 month ago
* possum is confused and angry now *
1 month ago
Growing Pains you FUCK!!!!!
1 month ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=blpwNN5k79U
1 month ago
i woulda gotten it eventually
1 month ago
joanna kerns and tracy gold...well wow
1 month ago
Aren't you due for a scanner tirade?
1 month ago
this weekend i think
1 month ago
OK... if you sub some scanner stuff I'll dust off some of my LPs and sub a few "gems" as well.....
1 month ago
Up to you....
1 month ago
if the damn thing still works after 18 months in the Suburban
1 month ago
If not, I know an electronics guy who can look at it for you....
1 month ago
Burt Gummer, lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KcsLaSBWG9k
1 month ago
that'll do, cat
1 month ago
Meredith Baxter Birney is still the hottest TV mom ever, fact
1 month ago
Depends. Did Mrs. Howell have kids?
1 month ago
sheesh - fappage ruined
1 month ago
At least Lovey wasn't gay.
1 month ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nDcpexDjvAM
1 month ago
So...yes.
1 month ago
fappage re-engaged
1 month ago
If only Mary Ann had done some porn...
1 month ago
FYI.... Victoria Principal > Meredith Baxter Birney
1 month ago
there are two types of people in the world...those who admit to watching Dallas, and the rest of us
1 month ago
Isn't Who Shot JR still the record holder for audience?
1 month ago
hahaha played by Jones.... hahaha
1 month ago
fuck - now barbara eden gets involved....
1 month ago
Claude... you use premire right?
1 month ago
I do sometimes..ya
1 month ago
You have any good "encoders" or what ever the fuck they're called you could send me? When ever I use premire I have to import the fucking thing into windows movie maker to "reduce" the files size for uploading.... you got anything for that?

I want to make more videos of classic 80s TV
1 month ago
Do you have ffds
1 month ago
What the fuck is that?
1 month ago
Oh...I didn't read closely...I thought you needed codecs. Why don't you just reduce the resolution?
1 month ago
jeebus you nerds
1 month ago
Everything I've tried I still end up with 200 meg files for 15 second videos.... I'm no video editor expert over here....
1 month ago
Shut your scanner lid god damn it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
1 month ago
okay...first, this:
https://sourceforge.net/projects/ffdshow-tryout/
1 month ago
and this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7nzxPuuIkP0
1 month ago
Failing all of that, just write a kind letter to yak and ask him to please increase the file upload limit.
1 month ago
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1 month ago
bwaHAHAHHAhaaaaa.....ahhh
1 month ago
Thanks!!!
1 month ago
PS.... I totally stole your partridge family clip for my dallas clip....
1 month ago
hahahahahahahaah bwaahahahahaha
1 month ago
geez, I'd forgotten about that one.
1 month ago
you licked the fuckign video just now!!!!!!
1 month ago
Hmmmmm maybe I should upgrade from CS3....
1 month ago
No, but I do lick the screen when possum does his wecome dance
1 month ago
Adobe finally out chased me. i just pay the $9 a month now...
1 month ago
actual non-punky wannabe question...who here has done acid?
shrooms dont count, x doesnt count...

the real deal


and i'm not trying to create an us vs them thing...


just curious
1 month ago
$9 a month...... sucker......
1 month ago
acid = NO
1 month ago
I freebased this morning...does that count?
1 month ago
nopee
1 month ago
* ClaudeBallz angrily taps two fingers on his forearm. *
1 month ago
I read about acid on Wikipedia... does that count?
1 month ago
I threw it in a virgin's face once...how bout that?
1 month ago
i dont recommend it even at all - it is how it is though
1 month ago
(something tell me possum just took 3 hits)
1 month ago
blotter doesnt count
1 month ago
So how did YOU do it?
1 month ago
and no, I've never
1 month ago
$10 says possum soaks his feet in a bucket full of the stuff...
1 month ago
16 hits in one lost summer- "83 i think, but i dunno

then i...

1 month ago
like, all at once?
1 month ago
Of course. He has zero will power.
1 month ago
We should chip in and send him a pound of powdered caffeine.
1 month ago
lol at poss' dealer: "What did you do with the last stuff I just gave you?"
1 month ago
over a two month period
1 month ago
You can't like and stfu the same comment.
1 month ago
Doesn't that stuff stay in your system for...
* ClaudeBallz calculates....33 years? *
1 month ago
Fuckin marsupial cryax wannabe
1 month ago
i still can see the pink bass notes emerging from the first Cars album's speakers.....
1 month ago
Wait. Let me guess. You watched "Fantasia" on Laserdisc
1 month ago
nope - the Cars first album was all i needed
1 month ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L8RT9yAzYXE
1 month ago
The last few seconds really make this one, cat.
1 month ago
Yes, lol. That's the money shot.
1 month ago
Are you off the grid now, Kirk?
1 month ago
* your rocker
1 month ago
What, do you mean cat?
1 month ago
Eat shit, PresidentFuck!
1 month ago
home. out da' airports. on the ground.
1 month ago
Ya, I got aced out of going to Chicago on Sunday night. I think I'm home until after Christmas.
1 month ago
For being home you sure are short tempered and quick to anger.....
1 month ago
That's because it leaves time for "consulting".
1 month ago
BTW.... I went ahead and added a couple discounts on your last "invoice"
1 month ago
You fuck!
1 month ago
Are you selling those game thingeys yet?
1 month ago
So... I'm taking week off here in a couple weeks. I will finish mine and perfect the design/cost/source parts/etc. If you're still interested.... January I could start building them for sale....
1 month ago
fuck that. I wanted it for an xmas gift
1 month ago
xmas 2017 bithces
1 month ago
Yea, but he's selling them under the GameSlut brand.
1 month ago
You tell programming I want that thing done. UX has to finish the shell and we've got UAT scheduled next week.
1 month ago
* JamesTKirk runs to development. *
1 month ago
* NixonsGhost lowers temp on soldering iron to add technical difficulties delay to entire project *
1 month ago
You tell those towel heads they'll be living in Bhalswa if I don't have compiled code by 8am. and YES. 8am EST
1 month ago
* JamesTKirk over bids every hand console available on eBay. *
1 month ago
YOU FUCKING FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
1 month ago
* JamesTKirk looks for everyone that can fog a mirror on the streets of Pune that knows the word "function". *
1 month ago
claude... you can get a crappy cheaper one on ebay for like $300 plus shipping.... or wait a few weeks for me to perfect my design and buy a quality unit for slightly more....
1 month ago
fuck it. Bring me a troop of monkeys. We'll train them.
1 month ago
Pune.... HAHAHAHA
1 month ago
India's Silicon Valley, ole Pune.
1 month ago
claude.... muchomail me... we can talk...
1 month ago
ha!
1 month ago
Maybe. If the DJI hits 20k I will
1 month ago
I need it by Christmas! How about if I fly out there. I can make a stop by The Farm.
1 month ago
If you want one by christman..... $1,000
1 month ago
*christmas even....
1 month ago
I assume you'll knock down of of those zeros..
1 month ago
plus shipping....
1 month ago
so I'm squeezing a PI 3 in there and not the zero... harder build.... much more powerful....
1 month ago
more techie stuff?


boring

1 month ago
I SAID SHUT YOUR SCANNER LID!!!!!!!!!!!!
1 month ago
well if its that scorched hulk you were showing pictures of, I'll go $100
1 month ago
LMAO
1 month ago
hang on guys...Kanye and Donald on the phone. I should take it.
1 month ago
LMAO
1 month ago
AGAIN
1 month ago
$135 + shipping.
1 month ago
Shipping is going to be like $1,000 you know......
1 month ago
Hand delivered in Boulder
1 month ago
not if I force my airliner straight into your house
1 month ago
Dude.... we could meet up in front of the ol' Ramsey house!!!!!!
1 month ago
PANTY RAID!!!!!
1 month ago
Oh, you guys!
1 month ago
You wanna buy some games too?
1 month ago
Claude, commit now and I'll give you a tour of my basement
1 month ago
*laboratory
1 month ago
*dried up well
1 month ago
That lotion isnt gonna rub it self on you, by the way....
1 month ago
* ClaudeBallz yanks nix's Dremel down into the well *

1 month ago
Hey Mister! I think it's broke real bad!
1 month ago
PRECIOUS!!!!!!!!!!
1 month ago
* NixonsGhost goodbye horses *
1 month ago
Like Uno?
1 month ago
Custom game boys ya silly blonde
1 month ago
Can I play uno on it?
1 month ago
who the fuck are you
1 month ago
higher society for sure
1 month ago
Just an illusion
1 month ago
You are just an illusion, a bad illusion
1 month ago
You're a cock tease bitch, nobody gives a flying fuck about you anymore.
You come in like a good little girl and we know you're a cock sucking,loving cunt.
1 month ago
Tits or die
1 month ago
A barite tender who's a slut,but won't put out for mucho
1 month ago
*bar
1 month ago
I don't believe I'm teasing anyone, cocks or not
1 month ago
I don't hate cock, that part is true
1 month ago
Stfu and move on.

You're a pert timer,nobody gives two shits about your titties anymore
1 month ago
* whunu moves away from the teasing cunt *
1 month ago
whunu
Tits or die
15 minutes ago
report spam | like | stfu
1 month ago
Right?
1 month ago
It will never happen
1 month ago
Buh bye
1 month ago
CUNT
1 month ago
you're an idiot. go to bed drunk ass.
1 month ago
Man imma sleep soooooo good tonight
1 month ago
Don't worry whunu, I'll leave you alone with all the mucho men very shortly.
1 month ago
Fuck you whunu!
1 month ago
shut up bitch.
1 month ago
recover password
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