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Hot New Christmas Gift

something that rhymes with pony...

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by ClaudeBallz

submitted December 13th 2016

225 comments
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comments (225)
Thanks white people.
5 months ago
And for beaners, Mule up Amigo!
5 months ago
I bet she loves to ride her daddy
5 months ago
giddyup
5 months ago
I'd love to ride 'mommy'
5 months ago
I'm sure it would be a stable relationship.
5 months ago
He,s talking about a bareback ride i guess.
5 months ago
wouldnt take long before she became a nag though
4 months ago
its ok as long as they are your own
5 months ago
I would let your daughter ride my pony.
5 months ago
Growing Pains star Alan Thicke has passed away. Had a heart attack while playing hockey with his son.
5 months ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=te2iIdrm_tk
5 months ago
What are you, the Associated Press?
5 months ago
No a member of the Alan Thicke fan club :(
5 months ago
Well, better call the other two and let them know.
5 months ago
Already did. They didn't take the news so well. One is on suicide watch.
5 months ago
Play this for them:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDVpP7fWurA
5 months ago
I use to have a crush on Tootie.
5 months ago
She was cute, but she's no Blair.
5 months ago
Yea if playing the fuck,marry and kill game. I would fuck Blair, Marry Tootie and kill Natalie.
5 months ago
Blair, Nancy, and...ya...fatty gotta go
5 months ago
Also, what's the connection with this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iAwagCwJj-g
5 months ago
One of my favoirte shows.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pCrjLVSapII
5 months ago
^ You know who wrote those themes?
5 months ago
No who?
5 months ago
Check it out, dude ;)
5 months ago
Damn guess i aint that much of a fan as i thought.
* thatdude420 hangs head down in shame :( *
5 months ago
nah, most people know him from 'pains
5 months ago
So i guess that's where his son got his musical talent from lol.
5 months ago
i dont need a game to want to kill natalie..id be doubling up joe and tootie...no way blair is doin anal
4 months ago
Jo
4 months ago
American tv shows are so stupid
4 months ago
and the viewers are even stupider
4 months ago
British*
4 months ago
stfu mako
4 months ago
Up early drinking already?
4 months ago
no but I did have a heavy night last night and could well be still drunk
4 months ago
Just keep going. Why not.
4 months ago
I don't have any alts, so stfu drunk faggot fries.
4 months ago
It's either Rollo or Sprinkles, both equally worthless at muchoing
4 months ago
It's not American. That's all he needs to know.
4 months ago
He needs to know when to stfu
4 months ago
ballbags you scrote
4 months ago
* PunkyBruiser throws Claude's Xmas gift in garbage *
5 months ago
Don't do that. Send it to possum.
5 months ago
He'll get pizza on it.
5 months ago
He'll get a lot more than that on it.
5 months ago
Gross.
5 months ago
Look at his little fingernails. wtf?
5 months ago
He needs to stop chewin' on them.
5 months ago
Pwecious.
5 months ago
now i cant that oscar meyer song out of my head for some reason
5 months ago
weed makes people hungry.
5 months ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N0A47NkRI3U
5 months ago
the thatdude fro is awesome
5 months ago
also i might be somewhat beered atm
5 months ago
You're upset about Alan Thicke too, aren't you...
5 months ago
was he that guy in Tremors?
5 months ago
The survivalist?
5 months ago
...that was the 'other' dad
5 months ago
* possum is confused and angry now *
5 months ago
Growing Pains you FUCK!!!!!
5 months ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=blpwNN5k79U
5 months ago
i woulda gotten it eventually
5 months ago
joanna kerns and tracy gold...well wow
5 months ago
Aren't you due for a scanner tirade?
5 months ago
this weekend i think
5 months ago
OK... if you sub some scanner stuff I'll dust off some of my LPs and sub a few "gems" as well.....
5 months ago
Up to you....
5 months ago
if the damn thing still works after 18 months in the Suburban
5 months ago
If not, I know an electronics guy who can look at it for you....
5 months ago
Burt Gummer, lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KcsLaSBWG9k
5 months ago
that'll do, cat
5 months ago
Meredith Baxter Birney is still the hottest TV mom ever, fact
5 months ago
Depends. Did Mrs. Howell have kids?
5 months ago
sheesh - fappage ruined
5 months ago
At least Lovey wasn't gay.
5 months ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nDcpexDjvAM
5 months ago
So...yes.
5 months ago
fappage re-engaged
5 months ago
If only Mary Ann had done some porn...
5 months ago
FYI.... Victoria Principal > Meredith Baxter Birney
5 months ago
there are two types of people in the world...those who admit to watching Dallas, and the rest of us
5 months ago
Isn't Who Shot JR still the record holder for audience?
5 months ago
hahaha played by Jones.... hahaha
5 months ago
fuck - now barbara eden gets involved....
5 months ago
Claude... you use premire right?
5 months ago
I do sometimes..ya
5 months ago
You have any good "encoders" or what ever the fuck they're called you could send me? When ever I use premire I have to import the fucking thing into windows movie maker to "reduce" the files size for uploading.... you got anything for that?

I want to make more videos of classic 80s TV
5 months ago
Do you have ffds
5 months ago
What the fuck is that?
5 months ago
Oh...I didn't read closely...I thought you needed codecs. Why don't you just reduce the resolution?
5 months ago
jeebus you nerds
5 months ago
Everything I've tried I still end up with 200 meg files for 15 second videos.... I'm no video editor expert over here....
5 months ago
Shut your scanner lid god damn it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
5 months ago
okay...first, this:
https://sourceforge.net/projects/ffdshow-tryout/
5 months ago
and this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7nzxPuuIkP0
5 months ago
Failing all of that, just write a kind letter to yak and ask him to please increase the file upload limit.
5 months ago
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5 months ago
bwaHAHAHHAhaaaaa.....ahhh
5 months ago
Thanks!!!
5 months ago
PS.... I totally stole your partridge family clip for my dallas clip....
5 months ago
hahahahahahahaah bwaahahahahaha
5 months ago
geez, I'd forgotten about that one.
5 months ago
you licked the fuckign video just now!!!!!!
5 months ago
Hmmmmm maybe I should upgrade from CS3....
5 months ago
No, but I do lick the screen when possum does his wecome dance
5 months ago
Adobe finally out chased me. i just pay the $9 a month now...
5 months ago
actual non-punky wannabe question...who here has done acid?
shrooms dont count, x doesnt count...

the real deal


and i'm not trying to create an us vs them thing...


just curious
5 months ago
$9 a month...... sucker......
5 months ago
acid = NO
5 months ago
I freebased this morning...does that count?
5 months ago
nopee
5 months ago
* ClaudeBallz angrily taps two fingers on his forearm. *
5 months ago
I read about acid on Wikipedia... does that count?
5 months ago
I threw it in a virgin's face once...how bout that?
5 months ago
i dont recommend it even at all - it is how it is though
5 months ago
(something tell me possum just took 3 hits)
5 months ago
blotter doesnt count
5 months ago
So how did YOU do it?
5 months ago
and no, I've never
5 months ago
$10 says possum soaks his feet in a bucket full of the stuff...
5 months ago
16 hits in one lost summer- "83 i think, but i dunno

then i...

5 months ago
like, all at once?
5 months ago
Of course. He has zero will power.
5 months ago
We should chip in and send him a pound of powdered caffeine.
5 months ago
lol at poss' dealer: "What did you do with the last stuff I just gave you?"
5 months ago
over a two month period
5 months ago
You can't like and stfu the same comment.
5 months ago
Doesn't that stuff stay in your system for...
* ClaudeBallz calculates....33 years? *
5 months ago
Fuckin marsupial cryax wannabe
5 months ago
i still can see the pink bass notes emerging from the first Cars album's speakers.....
5 months ago
Wait. Let me guess. You watched "Fantasia" on Laserdisc
5 months ago
nope - the Cars first album was all i needed
5 months ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L8RT9yAzYXE
5 months ago
The last few seconds really make this one, cat.
5 months ago
Yes, lol. That's the money shot.
5 months ago
Are you off the grid now, Kirk?
5 months ago
* your rocker
5 months ago
What, do you mean cat?
5 months ago
Eat shit, PresidentFuck!
5 months ago
home. out da' airports. on the ground.
5 months ago
Ya, I got aced out of going to Chicago on Sunday night. I think I'm home until after Christmas.
5 months ago
For being home you sure are short tempered and quick to anger.....
5 months ago
That's because it leaves time for "consulting".
5 months ago
BTW.... I went ahead and added a couple discounts on your last "invoice"
5 months ago
You fuck!
5 months ago
Are you selling those game thingeys yet?
5 months ago
So... I'm taking week off here in a couple weeks. I will finish mine and perfect the design/cost/source parts/etc. If you're still interested.... January I could start building them for sale....
5 months ago
fuck that. I wanted it for an xmas gift
5 months ago
xmas 2017 bithces
5 months ago
Yea, but he's selling them under the GameSlut brand.
5 months ago
You tell programming I want that thing done. UX has to finish the shell and we've got UAT scheduled next week.
5 months ago
* JamesTKirk runs to development. *
5 months ago
* NixonsGhost lowers temp on soldering iron to add technical difficulties delay to entire project *
5 months ago
You tell those towel heads they'll be living in Bhalswa if I don't have compiled code by 8am. and YES. 8am EST
5 months ago
* JamesTKirk over bids every hand console available on eBay. *
5 months ago
YOU FUCKING FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
5 months ago
* JamesTKirk looks for everyone that can fog a mirror on the streets of Pune that knows the word "function". *
5 months ago
claude... you can get a crappy cheaper one on ebay for like $300 plus shipping.... or wait a few weeks for me to perfect my design and buy a quality unit for slightly more....
5 months ago
fuck it. Bring me a troop of monkeys. We'll train them.
5 months ago
Pune.... HAHAHAHA
5 months ago
India's Silicon Valley, ole Pune.
5 months ago
claude.... muchomail me... we can talk...
5 months ago
ha!
5 months ago
Maybe. If the DJI hits 20k I will
5 months ago
I need it by Christmas! How about if I fly out there. I can make a stop by The Farm.
5 months ago
If you want one by christman..... $1,000
5 months ago
*christmas even....
5 months ago
I assume you'll knock down of of those zeros..
5 months ago
plus shipping....
5 months ago
so I'm squeezing a PI 3 in there and not the zero... harder build.... much more powerful....
5 months ago
more techie stuff?


boring

5 months ago
I SAID SHUT YOUR SCANNER LID!!!!!!!!!!!!
5 months ago
well if its that scorched hulk you were showing pictures of, I'll go $100
5 months ago
LMAO
5 months ago
hang on guys...Kanye and Donald on the phone. I should take it.
4 months ago
LMAO
4 months ago
AGAIN
4 months ago
$135 + shipping.
4 months ago
Shipping is going to be like $1,000 you know......
4 months ago
Hand delivered in Boulder
4 months ago
not if I force my airliner straight into your house
4 months ago
Dude.... we could meet up in front of the ol' Ramsey house!!!!!!
4 months ago
PANTY RAID!!!!!
4 months ago
Oh, you guys!
4 months ago
You wanna buy some games too?
4 months ago
Claude, commit now and I'll give you a tour of my basement
4 months ago
*laboratory
4 months ago
*dried up well
4 months ago
That lotion isnt gonna rub it self on you, by the way....
4 months ago
* ClaudeBallz yanks nix's Dremel down into the well *

4 months ago
Hey Mister! I think it's broke real bad!
4 months ago
PRECIOUS!!!!!!!!!!
4 months ago
* NixonsGhost goodbye horses *
4 months ago
Like Uno?
4 months ago
Custom game boys ya silly blonde
4 months ago
Can I play uno on it?
4 months ago
who the fuck are you
4 months ago
higher society for sure
4 months ago
Just an illusion
4 months ago
You are just an illusion, a bad illusion
4 months ago
You're a cock tease bitch, nobody gives a flying fuck about you anymore.
You come in like a good little girl and we know you're a cock sucking,loving cunt.
4 months ago
Tits or die
4 months ago
A barite tender who's a slut,but won't put out for mucho
4 months ago
*bar
4 months ago
I don't believe I'm teasing anyone, cocks or not
4 months ago
I don't hate cock, that part is true
4 months ago
Stfu and move on.

You're a pert timer,nobody gives two shits about your titties anymore
4 months ago
* whunu moves away from the teasing cunt *
4 months ago
whunu
Tits or die
15 minutes ago
report spam | like | stfu
4 months ago
Right?
4 months ago
It will never happen
4 months ago
Buh bye
4 months ago
CUNT
4 months ago
you're an idiot. go to bed drunk ass.
4 months ago
Man imma sleep soooooo good tonight
4 months ago
Don't worry whunu, I'll leave you alone with all the mucho men very shortly.
4 months ago
Fuck you whunu!
4 months ago
shut up bitch.
4 months ago
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