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Hot New Christmas Gift

something that rhymes with pony...

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by ClaudeBallz

submitted December 13th 2016

225 comments
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Thanks white people.
10 months ago
And for beaners, Mule up Amigo!
10 months ago
I bet she loves to ride her daddy
10 months ago
giddyup
10 months ago
I'd love to ride 'mommy'
10 months ago
I'm sure it would be a stable relationship.
10 months ago
He,s talking about a bareback ride i guess.
10 months ago
wouldnt take long before she became a nag though
10 months ago
its ok as long as they are your own
10 months ago
I would let your daughter ride my pony.
10 months ago
Growing Pains star Alan Thicke has passed away. Had a heart attack while playing hockey with his son.
10 months ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=te2iIdrm_tk
10 months ago
What are you, the Associated Press?
10 months ago
No a member of the Alan Thicke fan club :(
10 months ago
Well, better call the other two and let them know.
10 months ago
Already did. They didn't take the news so well. One is on suicide watch.
10 months ago
Play this for them:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDVpP7fWurA
10 months ago
I use to have a crush on Tootie.
10 months ago
She was cute, but she's no Blair.
10 months ago
Yea if playing the fuck,marry and kill game. I would fuck Blair, Marry Tootie and kill Natalie.
10 months ago
Blair, Nancy, and...ya...fatty gotta go
10 months ago
Also, what's the connection with this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iAwagCwJj-g
10 months ago
One of my favoirte shows.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pCrjLVSapII
10 months ago
^ You know who wrote those themes?
10 months ago
No who?
10 months ago
Check it out, dude ;)
10 months ago
Damn guess i aint that much of a fan as i thought.
* thatdude420 hangs head down in shame :( *
10 months ago
nah, most people know him from 'pains
10 months ago
So i guess that's where his son got his musical talent from lol.
10 months ago
i dont need a game to want to kill natalie..id be doubling up joe and tootie...no way blair is doin anal
10 months ago
Jo
10 months ago
American tv shows are so stupid
10 months ago
and the viewers are even stupider
10 months ago
British*
10 months ago
stfu mako
10 months ago
Up early drinking already?
10 months ago
no but I did have a heavy night last night and could well be still drunk
10 months ago
Just keep going. Why not.
10 months ago
I don't have any alts, so stfu drunk faggot fries.
10 months ago
It's either Rollo or Sprinkles, both equally worthless at muchoing
10 months ago
It's not American. That's all he needs to know.
10 months ago
He needs to know when to stfu
10 months ago
ballbags you scrote
10 months ago
* PunkyBruiser throws Claude's Xmas gift in garbage *
10 months ago
Don't do that. Send it to possum.
10 months ago
He'll get pizza on it.
10 months ago
He'll get a lot more than that on it.
10 months ago
Gross.
10 months ago
Look at his little fingernails. wtf?
10 months ago
He needs to stop chewin' on them.
10 months ago
Pwecious.
10 months ago
now i cant that oscar meyer song out of my head for some reason
10 months ago
weed makes people hungry.
10 months ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N0A47NkRI3U
10 months ago
the thatdude fro is awesome
10 months ago
also i might be somewhat beered atm
10 months ago
You're upset about Alan Thicke too, aren't you...
10 months ago
was he that guy in Tremors?
10 months ago
The survivalist?
10 months ago
...that was the 'other' dad
10 months ago
* possum is confused and angry now *
10 months ago
Growing Pains you FUCK!!!!!
10 months ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=blpwNN5k79U
10 months ago
i woulda gotten it eventually
10 months ago
joanna kerns and tracy gold...well wow
10 months ago
Aren't you due for a scanner tirade?
10 months ago
this weekend i think
10 months ago
OK... if you sub some scanner stuff I'll dust off some of my LPs and sub a few "gems" as well.....
10 months ago
Up to you....
10 months ago
if the damn thing still works after 18 months in the Suburban
10 months ago
If not, I know an electronics guy who can look at it for you....
10 months ago
Burt Gummer, lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KcsLaSBWG9k
10 months ago
that'll do, cat
10 months ago
Meredith Baxter Birney is still the hottest TV mom ever, fact
10 months ago
Depends. Did Mrs. Howell have kids?
10 months ago
sheesh - fappage ruined
10 months ago
At least Lovey wasn't gay.
10 months ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nDcpexDjvAM
10 months ago
So...yes.
10 months ago
fappage re-engaged
10 months ago
If only Mary Ann had done some porn...
10 months ago
FYI.... Victoria Principal > Meredith Baxter Birney
10 months ago
there are two types of people in the world...those who admit to watching Dallas, and the rest of us
10 months ago
Isn't Who Shot JR still the record holder for audience?
10 months ago
hahaha played by Jones.... hahaha
10 months ago
fuck - now barbara eden gets involved....
10 months ago
Claude... you use premire right?
10 months ago
I do sometimes..ya
10 months ago
You have any good "encoders" or what ever the fuck they're called you could send me? When ever I use premire I have to import the fucking thing into windows movie maker to "reduce" the files size for uploading.... you got anything for that?

I want to make more videos of classic 80s TV
10 months ago
Do you have ffds
10 months ago
What the fuck is that?
10 months ago
Oh...I didn't read closely...I thought you needed codecs. Why don't you just reduce the resolution?
10 months ago
jeebus you nerds
10 months ago
Everything I've tried I still end up with 200 meg files for 15 second videos.... I'm no video editor expert over here....
10 months ago
Shut your scanner lid god damn it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
10 months ago
okay...first, this:
https://sourceforge.net/projects/ffdshow-tryout/
10 months ago
and this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7nzxPuuIkP0
10 months ago
Failing all of that, just write a kind letter to yak and ask him to please increase the file upload limit.
10 months ago
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10 months ago
bwaHAHAHHAhaaaaa.....ahhh
10 months ago
Thanks!!!
10 months ago
PS.... I totally stole your partridge family clip for my dallas clip....
10 months ago
hahahahahahahaah bwaahahahahaha
10 months ago
geez, I'd forgotten about that one.
10 months ago
you licked the fuckign video just now!!!!!!
10 months ago
Hmmmmm maybe I should upgrade from CS3....
10 months ago
No, but I do lick the screen when possum does his wecome dance
10 months ago
Adobe finally out chased me. i just pay the $9 a month now...
10 months ago
actual non-punky wannabe question...who here has done acid?
shrooms dont count, x doesnt count...

the real deal


and i'm not trying to create an us vs them thing...


just curious
10 months ago
$9 a month...... sucker......
10 months ago
acid = NO
10 months ago
I freebased this morning...does that count?
10 months ago
nopee
10 months ago
* ClaudeBallz angrily taps two fingers on his forearm. *
10 months ago
I read about acid on Wikipedia... does that count?
10 months ago
I threw it in a virgin's face once...how bout that?
10 months ago
i dont recommend it even at all - it is how it is though
10 months ago
(something tell me possum just took 3 hits)
10 months ago
blotter doesnt count
10 months ago
So how did YOU do it?
10 months ago
and no, I've never
10 months ago
$10 says possum soaks his feet in a bucket full of the stuff...
10 months ago
16 hits in one lost summer- "83 i think, but i dunno

then i...

10 months ago
like, all at once?
10 months ago
Of course. He has zero will power.
10 months ago
We should chip in and send him a pound of powdered caffeine.
10 months ago
lol at poss' dealer: "What did you do with the last stuff I just gave you?"
10 months ago
over a two month period
10 months ago
You can't like and stfu the same comment.
10 months ago
Doesn't that stuff stay in your system for...
* ClaudeBallz calculates....33 years? *
10 months ago
Fuckin marsupial cryax wannabe
10 months ago
i still can see the pink bass notes emerging from the first Cars album's speakers.....
10 months ago
Wait. Let me guess. You watched "Fantasia" on Laserdisc
10 months ago
nope - the Cars first album was all i needed
10 months ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L8RT9yAzYXE
10 months ago
The last few seconds really make this one, cat.
10 months ago
Yes, lol. That's the money shot.
10 months ago
Are you off the grid now, Kirk?
10 months ago
* your rocker
10 months ago
What, do you mean cat?
10 months ago
Eat shit, PresidentFuck!
10 months ago
home. out da' airports. on the ground.
10 months ago
Ya, I got aced out of going to Chicago on Sunday night. I think I'm home until after Christmas.
10 months ago
For being home you sure are short tempered and quick to anger.....
10 months ago
That's because it leaves time for "consulting".
10 months ago
BTW.... I went ahead and added a couple discounts on your last "invoice"
10 months ago
You fuck!
10 months ago
Are you selling those game thingeys yet?
10 months ago
So... I'm taking week off here in a couple weeks. I will finish mine and perfect the design/cost/source parts/etc. If you're still interested.... January I could start building them for sale....
10 months ago
fuck that. I wanted it for an xmas gift
10 months ago
xmas 2017 bithces
10 months ago
Yea, but he's selling them under the GameSlut brand.
10 months ago
You tell programming I want that thing done. UX has to finish the shell and we've got UAT scheduled next week.
10 months ago
* JamesTKirk runs to development. *
10 months ago
* NixonsGhost lowers temp on soldering iron to add technical difficulties delay to entire project *
10 months ago
You tell those towel heads they'll be living in Bhalswa if I don't have compiled code by 8am. and YES. 8am EST
10 months ago
* JamesTKirk over bids every hand console available on eBay. *
10 months ago
YOU FUCKING FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
10 months ago
* JamesTKirk looks for everyone that can fog a mirror on the streets of Pune that knows the word "function". *
10 months ago
claude... you can get a crappy cheaper one on ebay for like $300 plus shipping.... or wait a few weeks for me to perfect my design and buy a quality unit for slightly more....
10 months ago
fuck it. Bring me a troop of monkeys. We'll train them.
10 months ago
Pune.... HAHAHAHA
10 months ago
India's Silicon Valley, ole Pune.
10 months ago
claude.... muchomail me... we can talk...
10 months ago
ha!
10 months ago
Maybe. If the DJI hits 20k I will
10 months ago
I need it by Christmas! How about if I fly out there. I can make a stop by The Farm.
10 months ago
If you want one by christman..... $1,000
10 months ago
*christmas even....
10 months ago
I assume you'll knock down of of those zeros..
10 months ago
plus shipping....
10 months ago
so I'm squeezing a PI 3 in there and not the zero... harder build.... much more powerful....
10 months ago
more techie stuff?


boring

10 months ago
I SAID SHUT YOUR SCANNER LID!!!!!!!!!!!!
10 months ago
well if its that scorched hulk you were showing pictures of, I'll go $100
10 months ago
LMAO
10 months ago
hang on guys...Kanye and Donald on the phone. I should take it.
10 months ago
LMAO
10 months ago
AGAIN
10 months ago
$135 + shipping.
10 months ago
Shipping is going to be like $1,000 you know......
10 months ago
Hand delivered in Boulder
10 months ago
not if I force my airliner straight into your house
10 months ago
Dude.... we could meet up in front of the ol' Ramsey house!!!!!!
10 months ago
PANTY RAID!!!!!
10 months ago
Oh, you guys!
10 months ago
You wanna buy some games too?
10 months ago
Claude, commit now and I'll give you a tour of my basement
10 months ago
*laboratory
10 months ago
*dried up well
10 months ago
That lotion isnt gonna rub it self on you, by the way....
10 months ago
* ClaudeBallz yanks nix's Dremel down into the well *

10 months ago
Hey Mister! I think it's broke real bad!
10 months ago
PRECIOUS!!!!!!!!!!
10 months ago
* NixonsGhost goodbye horses *
10 months ago
Like Uno?
10 months ago
Custom game boys ya silly blonde
10 months ago
Can I play uno on it?
10 months ago
who the fuck are you
10 months ago
higher society for sure
10 months ago
Just an illusion
10 months ago
You are just an illusion, a bad illusion
10 months ago
You're a cock tease bitch, nobody gives a flying fuck about you anymore.
You come in like a good little girl and we know you're a cock sucking,loving cunt.
10 months ago
Tits or die
10 months ago
A barite tender who's a slut,but won't put out for mucho
10 months ago
*bar
10 months ago
I don't believe I'm teasing anyone, cocks or not
10 months ago
I don't hate cock, that part is true
10 months ago
Stfu and move on.

You're a pert timer,nobody gives two shits about your titties anymore
10 months ago
* whunu moves away from the teasing cunt *
10 months ago
whunu
Tits or die
15 minutes ago
report spam | like | stfu
10 months ago
Right?
10 months ago
It will never happen
10 months ago
Buh bye
10 months ago
CUNT
10 months ago
you're an idiot. go to bed drunk ass.
10 months ago
Man imma sleep soooooo good tonight
10 months ago
Don't worry whunu, I'll leave you alone with all the mucho men very shortly.
10 months ago
Fuck you whunu!
10 months ago
shut up bitch.
10 months ago
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