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Sealbashers Girlfriend

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by Sealbasher

submitted December 1st 2016

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Sealbashers Girlfriend
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except you're gay....
9 months ago
Pot kettle shit.
9 months ago
fuck you
9 months ago
I thought they say "shyte" in IRL.
9 months ago
It's shite, cheech. Also FUCK YOU!
9 months ago
And IRL i don't ever say shite. Just shit or poo poo.
9 months ago
Who the fook is this guy?
9 months ago
When?
9 months ago
And yes a lot of people say shite in Ireland, in particular Dublin. But i tend not to say it. Unless somebody is talking absolute shite.
9 months ago
I'm just having the craic, mate.
9 months ago
Mate is more a British thing. But having the craic is spot on, cheech.
9 months ago
You ever been to Ireland cheech
9 months ago
Yes, Dublin once.
9 months ago
Beautiful place.
9 months ago
Tis grand. Were you holidaying over here?
9 months ago
No, it was for work. My father was born there. It felt like home.
9 months ago
I think we have had this conversation before cheech. It sound too familiar.
9 months ago
Yeah, I do that alot. Fucking drives me nuts.
9 months ago
It's not a lot of black people have parents that came from Ireland. It's a story that kind of stuck in my head, if it had have been any other story i probably would have forgotten by now. You should come back over here for a holiday. Go on the piss and get tickets for the darts.
9 months ago
I'm white as snow, yo.
9 months ago
With the white face you mean?
9 months ago
I will make it back there someday, really no other place I would rather go.
9 months ago
You are white, then why were you pretending to be black the past few years, ya weird fucker.
9 months ago
Pretty sure no one else thinks I'm black. Maybe once or twice I was goofing around.
9 months ago
I was thinking that black people don't go to fucking darts. Not even the time they did the tour of Africa
9 months ago
Did you ever get to play with Jenkins? .. or was it Richardson?
9 months ago
Neither. I got to play Wayne Mardle during the summer. I saw terry (the bull) Jenkins in exhibition around ten years ago, didn't get to play him though.
9 months ago
You must be pretty fucking good to hang with a guy like that.
9 months ago
He was doing an exhibition over here and it was badly organised, so only 10 of the 16 players showed up, and i happened to have my arrows with me, so i asked him and his promoter if i could play, and he said yes. Mardle was unreal he was throwing darts out of his mouth at doubles, and fucking hitting them.
9 months ago
I got new darts around a month ago, i was throwing well with them at first, but my game has gotten worse over all. They are 2g heavier than what i was using for 8 or 9 years. I still have the old ones, but it's fucking impossible to find a place that re-points them,. You have to buy the machine online, and the cheapest one starts at €60 so fuck that.
9 months ago
Alan Norris hit a 9 darter in the players championship last week. £35,000 for it, jammy cunt.
9 months ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wPEdVA1IRwY
9 months ago
I heard someone mention money and I came as fast as I could!!!!
9 months ago
Yes nix, 35k for a nights work, not too shabby.
9 months ago
Kurupt, I thought that Mardle throwing darts out of his mouth was a joke, can he really do that?
9 months ago
I swear. It was something else. He had double 18 left with one dart, when he was playing one of the lads he stopped put the dart in his mouth, and pinged it into the double 18. We were shocked. He was throwing while standing on chairs, he was throwing for three and four foot past the oche, and still hitting doubles. He was a good showman.
9 months ago
Ha! Insane! I would have loved to seen that.
9 months ago
It was cool that not many showed up. I got to chat away to him before and after the gmae. Then got a signed picture with him. Have it framed.
9 months ago
can we save darts for the fucking pub?

Shit, you'll be talking about golf next
9 months ago
Come on now. Golf is for rich boring cunts. Darts is for the working class, and people that like to get drunk as fuck.
9 months ago
well I only tick one of those boxes, and I prefer playing it than talking about it
9 months ago
* NixonsGhost double checks if golf clubs are still in the golf cart parked in the garage *
9 months ago
I've been sober for months...

My Irish side is screaming for me to neck a bottle of whiskey to compensate
9 months ago
You know golf technology has literally been forced to stop improving?

Oh fuck what am I saying... someone fucking shoot me
9 months ago
I'm a big fan of the darts and i like to play. Cheech is intested in ti as well, so if i want to talk about darts i'll fucking talk about darts. And you should get a bottle of whisky, one bottle won't kill ya.
9 months ago
first, sobriety, now golf talk
9 months ago
It's all downhill from here boy.
9 months ago
this is how you go full punky
9 months ago
* NixonsGhost polishes golf clubs for no reason and orders a few darts online *
9 months ago
Do the PDC ever do tours of America, cheech? Iv'e seen them do evry other country and continent than America.
9 months ago
That would be a good hobby for you when you are bored nix. Keep you moving, keep your maths sharp and your hand/eye coordination.
9 months ago
I only need good hand/eye coordination for choking crack whores and counting cash.
9 months ago
Well then get a dartboard and you will never have a crack whore slip away from you again.
9 months ago
Those craft crack whores....
9 months ago
You would get a good unicorn dartboard online along with a set of proper 90 or 95% tungsten darts for under a hundred $ nix.
9 months ago
* NixonsGhost hmmmmms *
9 months ago
I understand good dart boards are made with horse hair... is that correct?
9 months ago
This will explain it better that i can, nix.

http://www.unicorn-darts.com/range/dartboards-bristle/eclipse-pro-dartboard.aspx
9 months ago
ooooooooooo staple free!!!!!
9 months ago
Yeah, you will have a lot less bounce outs. The eclipse pro is the cream of the crop of dartboards. I got a Winmau Blade $ up in my place, it's also staple free and a great board, it's also 40-50 euro cheaper than the eclipse.
9 months ago
Ever shit your pants for darts?
9 months ago
If somebody offered me a really good set of darts to shit my pants, i ain't hesitating.
9 months ago
Did you do any shitting in your pants for the lads lately, James?
9 months ago
I nearly had to shit my pants to explain stuff to PresidentFuck yesterday. So, yes, pants were shitted.
9 months ago
President fuck, you mean nix? When he started shaking that cane it made you scutter down the side of your leg.
9 months ago
WTF, Cap'n...... WTF!!!!!!!
9 months ago
Maybe I'll come up with some more better questions to push you over the edge and go from nearly shitting your pants for the lads to actually shitting your pants for the lads.
9 months ago
Mo better
9 months ago
Also you are correct nix. That wannabe pant shitter ain't down with the lads.
9 months ago
few can commit, kurupt... few can commit.
9 months ago
When you are throwing out between five and six pairs of pants a week, then you are really down for the lads.
9 months ago
Hey, I shit my pants for the lads!
9 months ago
We need proof, post a pic of you with shit in your pants with a sign and a spoon. Then we'll talk
9 months ago
I'll hire somebody to do it for me.
9 months ago
Cheater cheater penis eater
9 months ago
Bro, I have the cash....money helps here. I did have very loose stool while in Toronto though.
9 months ago
If if's and but were candy and nuts.... How does the rest of that go?
9 months ago
Doesn't look shopped at all.
9 months ago
i did not use photoshop
9 months ago
for once I agree with the potato fucker
9 months ago
You are lying through your teeth seal. It's a badly done shop you stupid faggot.
9 months ago
again, i did not use photoshop
9 months ago
i can guarantee you that
9 months ago
paint.....
9 months ago
Well then you mush have got your boyfriend to do it.
9 months ago
^must
9 months ago
the image is actually in reverse too
9 months ago
look at your profile screen and tell me it does not look the same
9 months ago
You can't photo shop worth a shit!
9 months ago
*MS Paint
9 months ago
Fuck all you niggers
9 months ago
tell her to wash her feet
9 months ago
Why don't you go wash the jizz out of your mouth, first.
9 months ago
why don't you shut the fuck up
9 months ago
NO U. The fries specialty.
9 months ago
and potato fucking is your speciality
9 months ago
Why would you call your daughter a potato
9 months ago
so now you are using the thatdude420 routine are you
9 months ago
What does that even mean. You are fucking infatuated with thatdude, and would love to be balls deep in his black asshole.
9 months ago
nice panelling , what is that , plywood ?
9 months ago
At first I suspected this to be fake but then I saw Mucho on the screen..
9 months ago
stupid cunt did not noticed that i took the picture, lol
9 months ago
He thinks he's the your pajamas.
9 months ago
what?
9 months ago
lol
9 months ago
It was for claude. Cat's pajamas, he gets it.
9 months ago
please do not share this on social media guys, my girlfriend will kill me if she finds out
9 months ago
you really are full of shit
9 months ago
* NixonsGhost finally creates facebook and twitter accounts just to upload and share this picture *
9 months ago
* NixonsGhost declines all "friend" requests *
9 months ago
At least Seal realizes Mucho isn't social media.
9 months ago
It's fake as fuck. Look at the state of it, it's not even straight.
9 months ago
oooohh
* fries-please sads face now *
9 months ago
FYNW
9 months ago
the screen is a bit fucked up after it fell on the ground once
9 months ago
JUST FUCKIN STOP!!!!
9 months ago
would buy a new one but i spend my last money on my muchosucko pro account
9 months ago
still waiting for this damn fucking T-shirt
9 months ago
You must be broke as fuck if you are cleaned out after buying pro.
9 months ago
You should start charging ten euro to every man you suck off. You would be a millionaire by the end of next year.
9 months ago
/ms saves picture as
9 months ago
*me
9 months ago
*she
9 months ago
Her body is almost as nice as loslobos'.
9 months ago
What, so you like the body of a teenage boy? The bitch in that pic is all woman, who actually has a set of tit, not just two fried eggs like ll
9 months ago
loslobos is fucking gross
9 months ago
Now that's the most truthful thing I've ever heard you say.
9 months ago
I like fit girls.
9 months ago
Are you sure you saw pictures of ll?
9 months ago
Now if you tell me you still fancy her after seeing these pictures, then you need to go to the vet and be put down like the dog that you are, cheech.
9 months ago
Most models have that kind of body.
9 months ago
So do most snakes.
9 months ago
HAHA!
9 months ago
Would a black guy like a body like that? No way.
9 months ago
They take what they can get when it comes to white bitches, even if they look like a pre-teen boy.
9 months ago
I never noticed before but ll's nipples are cock-eyed. haha
9 months ago
If there's anybody that should know what ll's nipples look like it's fucking you, gull.
9 months ago
That's just how she's leaning, trying to keep her snake body erect like a cobra.
9 months ago
The top of her body looks like when the alien in in the pawnshop in the movie Men In Black gets his head blown off and it regrows back all small and deformed and shit. haha
9 months ago
So is it all off between you and ll then gull.
9 months ago
No way fuck you kurupt my knowlege of ll's nips are limited to what I seen here.
9 months ago
Gull i know it's you, ya fucking weirdo.
9 months ago
Stop spreding lies
9 months ago
Spreading facts.
9 months ago
stop scaring off the noobs Kurupt
9 months ago
*shit
9 months ago
INTERPOSTER!
9 months ago
that's my kind of noob^
9 months ago
It's fucklng gull, trust me i know.
9 months ago
you know jack SHIT, jaCK
9 months ago
That's it. I'm out. Thanks for nothing you asswipes.
9 months ago
where the fuck you going noob?
9 months ago
Shat the bag and walked out the door.
9 months ago
Fucking creep in malaysia. Get the fuck back here, and take you abuse faggot
9 months ago
Iv'e said it before and i'll say it again. It's gull, if it wasn't they would have stood their ground, he didn't even deny it, he just fucked off, and now he's after saying a load of bad shit about his girlfriend on here.
9 months ago
nah it's not gull, you can tell when it's gull. What's the point in talking stupid shit about your girlfriend?
9 months ago
I'm teellin ya, he was logged in as not a seagull alt, and i was commenting in the same thread as him, he obviously didn't think his comments were getting the approriate amount of like, so he logged in a creeping malasis and went up and like all of his own comments and nobody elses. That's how i fucking know.
9 months ago
that doesn't sounds like something smeagol would do
9 months ago
Jones noticed it first.
9 months ago
fuck jones
9 months ago
I liked that noob, thanks for running him off you wankers
8 months ago
*plonkers
8 months ago
*right arseholes
8 months ago
Hey COME BACK
8 months ago
I saw him logged in earlier.
8 months ago
Looks like twins.
https://i.imgur.com/MVETdin.jpg
9 months ago
I did not wear a condom. 8(
9 months ago
She's really good looking too. Fuck, I need a girlfriend.
9 months ago
Are you referring to my 22"Bubble screen?
9 months ago
That how small that chic was. Compare her face to a 22" old school G4 screen.


EEEEEEeeeeeeee.....
9 months ago
*That's
9 months ago
So her head is like 18 inches then?
9 months ago
What a monster!!!
9 months ago
DAAAAD!!!! NIXON IS PICKING ON ME!!!!!
9 months ago
tattle tales get it worse....
9 months ago
past or present?
9 months ago
Snitches lay in ditches, but punky already does that for shelter, so we need to think of something else.
9 months ago
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6g5ZF6DUrHI
9 months ago
^<3
9 months ago
fuck you punky and your hipster shit taste
9 months ago
and stop shagging pygmies ya weird cunt
9 months ago
You can't handle the truth, negro. 8)

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=m9md97nN_SQ
9 months ago
don't negro me you blending-in throwback
9 months ago
?
9 months ago
Fuck you, DragonBoy2020

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PuM34db3Jn4
9 months ago
* PunkyBruiser swings his 9er at MD. *
9 months ago
just don't spam faggot, it's not funny, it's just annoying. It's worse than having fucking ads everywhere
9 months ago
^2er
9 months ago
what good is a 9er when it spread those defective genes?
9 months ago
I'm surprised your dick hasn't committed an honour suicide
9 months ago
Omg. Shut tha fuck up you fuckin' pussy. You act like this is Sunday school or something. Niggers be linkin' shit here NON STOP, YOU PUSSY ASS WANKER. I'll pick you up some tampons at the foodmart later on, you girly fuck.
9 months ago
He's defo shooting shooting blank from years of mainlining windolene.
9 months ago
you act like this is facebook for retarded hipsters. Listen bitch, you spam, I spam, don't like it? Don't spam. Now fuck off you spoilt little bitch.
9 months ago
Haha. Chill yo tits, Dragon. I'm the least of your worries here on muchomako.com
9 months ago
I'd love to put punky, wispy faglestache and crouching faggot on a rocket to the sun.
9 months ago
That would actually rock ass, you idiot.
9 months ago
not while puma ain't around. This place needs some fucking bitchslaps, and I'm handing them out. I don't give a fuck who doesn't like it. Pussom can take a chode in his belly crease for all I care, cos I ain't taking this shithole for what it has become.
9 months ago
Dude.. calm the fuck down.
9 months ago
Did you know they're experimenting with Ecstasy to treat PTSD?
9 months ago
DON'T TELL ME TO CALM THE FUCK DOWN. I AM FUCKING CALM. BITCH.

I AM FUCKING CALM. HOW'S THIS FOR CALM BITCH? HUH?! HOW'S THIS FOR FUCKING CALM!? YOU LIKE IT WHEN I'M CALM BITCH, HUH!?


Oh...christ...what have I done?
9 months ago
????
9 months ago
just don't fucking spam you toad's chode
9 months ago
Holy shit! Lay offin' the Special K, dude.
9 months ago
NOW LOOK WHAT YOU MADE ME DO!!!!
9 months ago
I hope they hurry that experimentation along claude lol I might be on the receiving end of that
9 months ago
..suppose to be pretty effective...
9 months ago
STOP SCREAMING AT ME!
9 months ago
Look... here.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=IfL_PwWdNGU
9 months ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7pdWAcK6Eh8
9 months ago
Oops.. I got my links all outta order. 8)
http://muchosucko.com/119750/Jawz-the-early-years
9 months ago
I'm going to bed, laters dudes. Fuck you punky ya little pussy!
9 months ago
Sweet dreams, you fucking queer.
9 months ago
later Conor Mc O'roeilly
9 months ago
"I stroke it to the east, and I stroke the west.. I stroke it right on KURS nasty ugly hairy chest...STROKE IT"!
9 months ago
* PunkyBruiser orders another Blue Moon in the name of zeke. *
9 months ago
http://www.xvideos.com/video18621133/teen_boy_self_series_once_their_weenies_were_firm_they_took_off
9 months ago
retard
9 months ago
recover password
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