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Sealbashers Girlfriend

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by Sealbasher

submitted December 1st 2016

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Sealbashers Girlfriend
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except you're gay....
1 year ago
Pot kettle shit.
1 year ago
fuck you
1 year ago
I thought they say "shyte" in IRL.
1 year ago
It's shite, cheech. Also FUCK YOU!
1 year ago
And IRL i don't ever say shite. Just shit or poo poo.
1 year ago
Who the fook is this guy?
1 year ago
When?
1 year ago
And yes a lot of people say shite in Ireland, in particular Dublin. But i tend not to say it. Unless somebody is talking absolute shite.
1 year ago
I'm just having the craic, mate.
1 year ago
Mate is more a British thing. But having the craic is spot on, cheech.
1 year ago
You ever been to Ireland cheech
1 year ago
Yes, Dublin once.
1 year ago
Beautiful place.
1 year ago
Tis grand. Were you holidaying over here?
1 year ago
No, it was for work. My father was born there. It felt like home.
1 year ago
I think we have had this conversation before cheech. It sound too familiar.
1 year ago
Yeah, I do that alot. Fucking drives me nuts.
1 year ago
It's not a lot of black people have parents that came from Ireland. It's a story that kind of stuck in my head, if it had have been any other story i probably would have forgotten by now. You should come back over here for a holiday. Go on the piss and get tickets for the darts.
1 year ago
I'm white as snow, yo.
1 year ago
With the white face you mean?
1 year ago
I will make it back there someday, really no other place I would rather go.
1 year ago
You are white, then why were you pretending to be black the past few years, ya weird fucker.
1 year ago
Pretty sure no one else thinks I'm black. Maybe once or twice I was goofing around.
1 year ago
I was thinking that black people don't go to fucking darts. Not even the time they did the tour of Africa
1 year ago
Did you ever get to play with Jenkins? .. or was it Richardson?
1 year ago
Neither. I got to play Wayne Mardle during the summer. I saw terry (the bull) Jenkins in exhibition around ten years ago, didn't get to play him though.
1 year ago
You must be pretty fucking good to hang with a guy like that.
1 year ago
He was doing an exhibition over here and it was badly organised, so only 10 of the 16 players showed up, and i happened to have my arrows with me, so i asked him and his promoter if i could play, and he said yes. Mardle was unreal he was throwing darts out of his mouth at doubles, and fucking hitting them.
1 year ago
I got new darts around a month ago, i was throwing well with them at first, but my game has gotten worse over all. They are 2g heavier than what i was using for 8 or 9 years. I still have the old ones, but it's fucking impossible to find a place that re-points them,. You have to buy the machine online, and the cheapest one starts at €60 so fuck that.
1 year ago
Alan Norris hit a 9 darter in the players championship last week. £35,000 for it, jammy cunt.
1 year ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wPEdVA1IRwY
1 year ago
I heard someone mention money and I came as fast as I could!!!!
1 year ago
Yes nix, 35k for a nights work, not too shabby.
1 year ago
Kurupt, I thought that Mardle throwing darts out of his mouth was a joke, can he really do that?
1 year ago
I swear. It was something else. He had double 18 left with one dart, when he was playing one of the lads he stopped put the dart in his mouth, and pinged it into the double 18. We were shocked. He was throwing while standing on chairs, he was throwing for three and four foot past the oche, and still hitting doubles. He was a good showman.
1 year ago
Ha! Insane! I would have loved to seen that.
1 year ago
It was cool that not many showed up. I got to chat away to him before and after the gmae. Then got a signed picture with him. Have it framed.
1 year ago
can we save darts for the fucking pub?

Shit, you'll be talking about golf next
1 year ago
Come on now. Golf is for rich boring cunts. Darts is for the working class, and people that like to get drunk as fuck.
1 year ago
well I only tick one of those boxes, and I prefer playing it than talking about it
1 year ago
* NixonsGhost double checks if golf clubs are still in the golf cart parked in the garage *
1 year ago
I've been sober for months...

My Irish side is screaming for me to neck a bottle of whiskey to compensate
1 year ago
You know golf technology has literally been forced to stop improving?

Oh fuck what am I saying... someone fucking shoot me
1 year ago
I'm a big fan of the darts and i like to play. Cheech is intested in ti as well, so if i want to talk about darts i'll fucking talk about darts. And you should get a bottle of whisky, one bottle won't kill ya.
1 year ago
first, sobriety, now golf talk
1 year ago
It's all downhill from here boy.
1 year ago
this is how you go full punky
1 year ago
* NixonsGhost polishes golf clubs for no reason and orders a few darts online *
1 year ago
Do the PDC ever do tours of America, cheech? Iv'e seen them do evry other country and continent than America.
1 year ago
That would be a good hobby for you when you are bored nix. Keep you moving, keep your maths sharp and your hand/eye coordination.
1 year ago
I only need good hand/eye coordination for choking crack whores and counting cash.
1 year ago
Well then get a dartboard and you will never have a crack whore slip away from you again.
1 year ago
Those craft crack whores....
1 year ago
You would get a good unicorn dartboard online along with a set of proper 90 or 95% tungsten darts for under a hundred $ nix.
1 year ago
* NixonsGhost hmmmmms *
1 year ago
I understand good dart boards are made with horse hair... is that correct?
1 year ago
This will explain it better that i can, nix.

http://www.unicorn-darts.com/range/dartboards-bristle/eclipse-pro-dartboard.aspx
1 year ago
ooooooooooo staple free!!!!!
1 year ago
Yeah, you will have a lot less bounce outs. The eclipse pro is the cream of the crop of dartboards. I got a Winmau Blade $ up in my place, it's also staple free and a great board, it's also 40-50 euro cheaper than the eclipse.
1 year ago
Ever shit your pants for darts?
1 year ago
If somebody offered me a really good set of darts to shit my pants, i ain't hesitating.
1 year ago
Did you do any shitting in your pants for the lads lately, James?
1 year ago
I nearly had to shit my pants to explain stuff to PresidentFuck yesterday. So, yes, pants were shitted.
1 year ago
President fuck, you mean nix? When he started shaking that cane it made you scutter down the side of your leg.
1 year ago
WTF, Cap'n...... WTF!!!!!!!
1 year ago
Maybe I'll come up with some more better questions to push you over the edge and go from nearly shitting your pants for the lads to actually shitting your pants for the lads.
1 year ago
Mo better
1 year ago
Also you are correct nix. That wannabe pant shitter ain't down with the lads.
1 year ago
few can commit, kurupt... few can commit.
1 year ago
When you are throwing out between five and six pairs of pants a week, then you are really down for the lads.
1 year ago
Hey, I shit my pants for the lads!
1 year ago
We need proof, post a pic of you with shit in your pants with a sign and a spoon. Then we'll talk
1 year ago
I'll hire somebody to do it for me.
1 year ago
Cheater cheater penis eater
1 year ago
Bro, I have the cash....money helps here. I did have very loose stool while in Toronto though.
1 year ago
If if's and but were candy and nuts.... How does the rest of that go?
1 year ago
Doesn't look shopped at all.
1 year ago
i did not use photoshop
1 year ago
for once I agree with the potato fucker
1 year ago
You are lying through your teeth seal. It's a badly done shop you stupid faggot.
1 year ago
again, i did not use photoshop
1 year ago
i can guarantee you that
1 year ago
paint.....
1 year ago
Well then you mush have got your boyfriend to do it.
1 year ago
^must
1 year ago
the image is actually in reverse too
1 year ago
look at your profile screen and tell me it does not look the same
1 year ago
You can't photo shop worth a shit!
1 year ago
*MS Paint
1 year ago
Fuck all you niggers
1 year ago
tell her to wash her feet
1 year ago
Why don't you go wash the jizz out of your mouth, first.
1 year ago
why don't you shut the fuck up
1 year ago
NO U. The fries specialty.
1 year ago
and potato fucking is your speciality
1 year ago
Why would you call your daughter a potato
1 year ago
so now you are using the thatdude420 routine are you
1 year ago
What does that even mean. You are fucking infatuated with thatdude, and would love to be balls deep in his black asshole.
1 year ago
nice panelling , what is that , plywood ?
1 year ago
At first I suspected this to be fake but then I saw Mucho on the screen..
1 year ago
stupid cunt did not noticed that i took the picture, lol
1 year ago
He thinks he's the your pajamas.
1 year ago
what?
1 year ago
lol
1 year ago
It was for claude. Cat's pajamas, he gets it.
1 year ago
please do not share this on social media guys, my girlfriend will kill me if she finds out
1 year ago
you really are full of shit
1 year ago
* NixonsGhost finally creates facebook and twitter accounts just to upload and share this picture *
1 year ago
* NixonsGhost declines all "friend" requests *
1 year ago
At least Seal realizes Mucho isn't social media.
1 year ago
It's fake as fuck. Look at the state of it, it's not even straight.
1 year ago
oooohh
* fries-please sads face now *
1 year ago
FYNW
1 year ago
the screen is a bit fucked up after it fell on the ground once
1 year ago
JUST FUCKIN STOP!!!!
1 year ago
would buy a new one but i spend my last money on my muchosucko pro account
1 year ago
still waiting for this damn fucking T-shirt
1 year ago
You must be broke as fuck if you are cleaned out after buying pro.
1 year ago
You should start charging ten euro to every man you suck off. You would be a millionaire by the end of next year.
1 year ago
/ms saves picture as
1 year ago
*me
1 year ago
*she
1 year ago
Her body is almost as nice as loslobos'.
1 year ago
What, so you like the body of a teenage boy? The bitch in that pic is all woman, who actually has a set of tit, not just two fried eggs like ll
1 year ago
loslobos is fucking gross
1 year ago
Now that's the most truthful thing I've ever heard you say.
1 year ago
I like fit girls.
1 year ago
Are you sure you saw pictures of ll?
1 year ago
Now if you tell me you still fancy her after seeing these pictures, then you need to go to the vet and be put down like the dog that you are, cheech.
1 year ago
Most models have that kind of body.
1 year ago
So do most snakes.
1 year ago
HAHA!
1 year ago
Would a black guy like a body like that? No way.
1 year ago
They take what they can get when it comes to white bitches, even if they look like a pre-teen boy.
1 year ago
I never noticed before but ll's nipples are cock-eyed. haha
1 year ago
If there's anybody that should know what ll's nipples look like it's fucking you, gull.
1 year ago
That's just how she's leaning, trying to keep her snake body erect like a cobra.
1 year ago
The top of her body looks like when the alien in in the pawnshop in the movie Men In Black gets his head blown off and it regrows back all small and deformed and shit. haha
1 year ago
So is it all off between you and ll then gull.
1 year ago
No way fuck you kurupt my knowlege of ll's nips are limited to what I seen here.
1 year ago
Gull i know it's you, ya fucking weirdo.
1 year ago
Stop spreding lies
1 year ago
Spreading facts.
1 year ago
stop scaring off the noobs Kurupt
1 year ago
*shit
1 year ago
INTERPOSTER!
1 year ago
that's my kind of noob^
1 year ago
It's fucklng gull, trust me i know.
1 year ago
you know jack SHIT, jaCK
1 year ago
That's it. I'm out. Thanks for nothing you asswipes.
1 year ago
where the fuck you going noob?
1 year ago
Shat the bag and walked out the door.
1 year ago
Fucking creep in malaysia. Get the fuck back here, and take you abuse faggot
1 year ago
Iv'e said it before and i'll say it again. It's gull, if it wasn't they would have stood their ground, he didn't even deny it, he just fucked off, and now he's after saying a load of bad shit about his girlfriend on here.
1 year ago
nah it's not gull, you can tell when it's gull. What's the point in talking stupid shit about your girlfriend?
1 year ago
I'm teellin ya, he was logged in as not a seagull alt, and i was commenting in the same thread as him, he obviously didn't think his comments were getting the approriate amount of like, so he logged in a creeping malasis and went up and like all of his own comments and nobody elses. That's how i fucking know.
1 year ago
that doesn't sounds like something smeagol would do
1 year ago
Jones noticed it first.
1 year ago
fuck jones
1 year ago
I liked that noob, thanks for running him off you wankers
12 months ago
*plonkers
12 months ago
*right arseholes
12 months ago
Hey COME BACK
12 months ago
I saw him logged in earlier.
12 months ago
Looks like twins.
https://i.imgur.com/MVETdin.jpg
1 year ago
I did not wear a condom. 8(
1 year ago
She's really good looking too. Fuck, I need a girlfriend.
1 year ago
Are you referring to my 22"Bubble screen?
1 year ago
That how small that chic was. Compare her face to a 22" old school G4 screen.


EEEEEEeeeeeeee.....
1 year ago
*That's
1 year ago
So her head is like 18 inches then?
1 year ago
What a monster!!!
1 year ago
DAAAAD!!!! NIXON IS PICKING ON ME!!!!!
1 year ago
tattle tales get it worse....
1 year ago
past or present?
1 year ago
Snitches lay in ditches, but punky already does that for shelter, so we need to think of something else.
1 year ago
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6g5ZF6DUrHI
1 year ago
^<3
1 year ago
fuck you punky and your hipster shit taste
1 year ago
and stop shagging pygmies ya weird cunt
1 year ago
You can't handle the truth, negro. 8)

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=m9md97nN_SQ
1 year ago
don't negro me you blending-in throwback
1 year ago
?
1 year ago
Fuck you, DragonBoy2020

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PuM34db3Jn4
1 year ago
* PunkyBruiser swings his 9er at MD. *
1 year ago
just don't spam faggot, it's not funny, it's just annoying. It's worse than having fucking ads everywhere
1 year ago
^2er
1 year ago
what good is a 9er when it spread those defective genes?
1 year ago
I'm surprised your dick hasn't committed an honour suicide
1 year ago
Omg. Shut tha fuck up you fuckin' pussy. You act like this is Sunday school or something. Niggers be linkin' shit here NON STOP, YOU PUSSY ASS WANKER. I'll pick you up some tampons at the foodmart later on, you girly fuck.
1 year ago
He's defo shooting shooting blank from years of mainlining windolene.
1 year ago
you act like this is facebook for retarded hipsters. Listen bitch, you spam, I spam, don't like it? Don't spam. Now fuck off you spoilt little bitch.
1 year ago
Haha. Chill yo tits, Dragon. I'm the least of your worries here on muchomako.com
1 year ago
I'd love to put punky, wispy faglestache and crouching faggot on a rocket to the sun.
1 year ago
That would actually rock ass, you idiot.
1 year ago
not while puma ain't around. This place needs some fucking bitchslaps, and I'm handing them out. I don't give a fuck who doesn't like it. Pussom can take a chode in his belly crease for all I care, cos I ain't taking this shithole for what it has become.
1 year ago
Dude.. calm the fuck down.
1 year ago
Did you know they're experimenting with Ecstasy to treat PTSD?
1 year ago
DON'T TELL ME TO CALM THE FUCK DOWN. I AM FUCKING CALM. BITCH.

I AM FUCKING CALM. HOW'S THIS FOR CALM BITCH? HUH?! HOW'S THIS FOR FUCKING CALM!? YOU LIKE IT WHEN I'M CALM BITCH, HUH!?


Oh...christ...what have I done?
1 year ago
????
1 year ago
just don't fucking spam you toad's chode
1 year ago
Holy shit! Lay offin' the Special K, dude.
1 year ago
NOW LOOK WHAT YOU MADE ME DO!!!!
1 year ago
I hope they hurry that experimentation along claude lol I might be on the receiving end of that
1 year ago
..suppose to be pretty effective...
1 year ago
STOP SCREAMING AT ME!
1 year ago
Look... here.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=IfL_PwWdNGU
1 year ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7pdWAcK6Eh8
1 year ago
Oops.. I got my links all outta order. 8)
http://muchosucko.com/119750/Jawz-the-early-years
1 year ago
I'm going to bed, laters dudes. Fuck you punky ya little pussy!
1 year ago
Sweet dreams, you fucking queer.
1 year ago
later Conor Mc O'roeilly
1 year ago
"I stroke it to the east, and I stroke the west.. I stroke it right on KURS nasty ugly hairy chest...STROKE IT"!
1 year ago
* PunkyBruiser orders another Blue Moon in the name of zeke. *
1 year ago
http://www.xvideos.com/video18621133/teen_boy_self_series_once_their_weenies_were_firm_they_took_off
1 year ago
retard
1 year ago
recover password
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