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Sealbashers Girlfriend

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by Sealbasher

submitted December 1st 2016

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Sealbashers Girlfriend
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except you're gay....
2 years ago
Pot kettle shit.
2 years ago
fuck you
2 years ago
I thought they say "shyte" in IRL.
2 years ago
It's shite, cheech. Also FUCK YOU!
2 years ago
And IRL i don't ever say shite. Just shit or poo poo.
2 years ago
Who the fook is this guy?
2 years ago
When?
2 years ago
And yes a lot of people say shite in Ireland, in particular Dublin. But i tend not to say it. Unless somebody is talking absolute shite.
2 years ago
I'm just having the craic, mate.
2 years ago
Mate is more a British thing. But having the craic is spot on, cheech.
2 years ago
You ever been to Ireland cheech
2 years ago
Yes, Dublin once.
2 years ago
Beautiful place.
2 years ago
Tis grand. Were you holidaying over here?
2 years ago
No, it was for work. My father was born there. It felt like home.
2 years ago
I think we have had this conversation before cheech. It sound too familiar.
2 years ago
Yeah, I do that alot. Fucking drives me nuts.
2 years ago
It's not a lot of black people have parents that came from Ireland. It's a story that kind of stuck in my head, if it had have been any other story i probably would have forgotten by now. You should come back over here for a holiday. Go on the piss and get tickets for the darts.
2 years ago
I'm white as snow, yo.
2 years ago
With the white face you mean?
2 years ago
I will make it back there someday, really no other place I would rather go.
2 years ago
You are white, then why were you pretending to be black the past few years, ya weird fucker.
2 years ago
Pretty sure no one else thinks I'm black. Maybe once or twice I was goofing around.
2 years ago
I was thinking that black people don't go to fucking darts. Not even the time they did the tour of Africa
2 years ago
Did you ever get to play with Jenkins? .. or was it Richardson?
2 years ago
Neither. I got to play Wayne Mardle during the summer. I saw terry (the bull) Jenkins in exhibition around ten years ago, didn't get to play him though.
2 years ago
You must be pretty fucking good to hang with a guy like that.
2 years ago
He was doing an exhibition over here and it was badly organised, so only 10 of the 16 players showed up, and i happened to have my arrows with me, so i asked him and his promoter if i could play, and he said yes. Mardle was unreal he was throwing darts out of his mouth at doubles, and fucking hitting them.
2 years ago
I got new darts around a month ago, i was throwing well with them at first, but my game has gotten worse over all. They are 2g heavier than what i was using for 8 or 9 years. I still have the old ones, but it's fucking impossible to find a place that re-points them,. You have to buy the machine online, and the cheapest one starts at €60 so fuck that.
2 years ago
Alan Norris hit a 9 darter in the players championship last week. £35,000 for it, jammy cunt.
2 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wPEdVA1IRwY
2 years ago
I heard someone mention money and I came as fast as I could!!!!
2 years ago
Yes nix, 35k for a nights work, not too shabby.
2 years ago
Kurupt, I thought that Mardle throwing darts out of his mouth was a joke, can he really do that?
2 years ago
I swear. It was something else. He had double 18 left with one dart, when he was playing one of the lads he stopped put the dart in his mouth, and pinged it into the double 18. We were shocked. He was throwing while standing on chairs, he was throwing for three and four foot past the oche, and still hitting doubles. He was a good showman.
2 years ago
Ha! Insane! I would have loved to seen that.
2 years ago
It was cool that not many showed up. I got to chat away to him before and after the gmae. Then got a signed picture with him. Have it framed.
2 years ago
can we save darts for the fucking pub?

Shit, you'll be talking about golf next
2 years ago
Come on now. Golf is for rich boring cunts. Darts is for the working class, and people that like to get drunk as fuck.
2 years ago
well I only tick one of those boxes, and I prefer playing it than talking about it
2 years ago
* NixonsGhost double checks if golf clubs are still in the golf cart parked in the garage *
2 years ago
I've been sober for months...

My Irish side is screaming for me to neck a bottle of whiskey to compensate
2 years ago
You know golf technology has literally been forced to stop improving?

Oh fuck what am I saying... someone fucking shoot me
2 years ago
I'm a big fan of the darts and i like to play. Cheech is intested in ti as well, so if i want to talk about darts i'll fucking talk about darts. And you should get a bottle of whisky, one bottle won't kill ya.
2 years ago
first, sobriety, now golf talk
2 years ago
It's all downhill from here boy.
2 years ago
this is how you go full punky
2 years ago
* NixonsGhost polishes golf clubs for no reason and orders a few darts online *
2 years ago
Do the PDC ever do tours of America, cheech? Iv'e seen them do evry other country and continent than America.
2 years ago
That would be a good hobby for you when you are bored nix. Keep you moving, keep your maths sharp and your hand/eye coordination.
2 years ago
I only need good hand/eye coordination for choking crack whores and counting cash.
2 years ago
Well then get a dartboard and you will never have a crack whore slip away from you again.
2 years ago
Those craft crack whores....
2 years ago
You would get a good unicorn dartboard online along with a set of proper 90 or 95% tungsten darts for under a hundred $ nix.
2 years ago
* NixonsGhost hmmmmms *
2 years ago
I understand good dart boards are made with horse hair... is that correct?
2 years ago
This will explain it better that i can, nix.

http://www.unicorn-darts.com/range/dartboards-bristle/eclipse-pro-dartboard.aspx
2 years ago
ooooooooooo staple free!!!!!
2 years ago
Yeah, you will have a lot less bounce outs. The eclipse pro is the cream of the crop of dartboards. I got a Winmau Blade $ up in my place, it's also staple free and a great board, it's also 40-50 euro cheaper than the eclipse.
2 years ago
Ever shit your pants for darts?
2 years ago
If somebody offered me a really good set of darts to shit my pants, i ain't hesitating.
2 years ago
Did you do any shitting in your pants for the lads lately, James?
2 years ago
I nearly had to shit my pants to explain stuff to PresidentFuck yesterday. So, yes, pants were shitted.
2 years ago
President fuck, you mean nix? When he started shaking that cane it made you scutter down the side of your leg.
2 years ago
WTF, Cap'n...... WTF!!!!!!!
2 years ago
Maybe I'll come up with some more better questions to push you over the edge and go from nearly shitting your pants for the lads to actually shitting your pants for the lads.
2 years ago
Mo better
2 years ago
Also you are correct nix. That wannabe pant shitter ain't down with the lads.
2 years ago
few can commit, kurupt... few can commit.
2 years ago
When you are throwing out between five and six pairs of pants a week, then you are really down for the lads.
2 years ago
Hey, I shit my pants for the lads!
2 years ago
We need proof, post a pic of you with shit in your pants with a sign and a spoon. Then we'll talk
2 years ago
I'll hire somebody to do it for me.
2 years ago
Cheater cheater penis eater
2 years ago
Bro, I have the cash....money helps here. I did have very loose stool while in Toronto though.
2 years ago
If if's and but were candy and nuts.... How does the rest of that go?
2 years ago
Doesn't look shopped at all.
2 years ago
i did not use photoshop
2 years ago
for once I agree with the potato fucker
2 years ago
You are lying through your teeth seal. It's a badly done shop you stupid faggot.
2 years ago
again, i did not use photoshop
2 years ago
i can guarantee you that
2 years ago
paint.....
2 years ago
Well then you mush have got your boyfriend to do it.
2 years ago
^must
2 years ago
the image is actually in reverse too
2 years ago
look at your profile screen and tell me it does not look the same
2 years ago
You can't photo shop worth a shit!
2 years ago
*MS Paint
2 years ago
Fuck all you niggers
2 years ago
tell her to wash her feet
2 years ago
Why don't you go wash the jizz out of your mouth, first.
2 years ago
why don't you shut the fuck up
2 years ago
NO U. The fries specialty.
2 years ago
and potato fucking is your speciality
2 years ago
Why would you call your daughter a potato
2 years ago
so now you are using the thatdude420 routine are you
2 years ago
What does that even mean. You are fucking infatuated with thatdude, and would love to be balls deep in his black asshole.
2 years ago
nice panelling , what is that , plywood ?
2 years ago
At first I suspected this to be fake but then I saw Mucho on the screen..
2 years ago
stupid cunt did not noticed that i took the picture, lol
2 years ago
He thinks he's the your pajamas.
2 years ago
what?
2 years ago
lol
2 years ago
It was for claude. Cat's pajamas, he gets it.
2 years ago
please do not share this on social media guys, my girlfriend will kill me if she finds out
2 years ago
you really are full of shit
2 years ago
* NixonsGhost finally creates facebook and twitter accounts just to upload and share this picture *
2 years ago
* NixonsGhost declines all "friend" requests *
2 years ago
At least Seal realizes Mucho isn't social media.
2 years ago
It's fake as fuck. Look at the state of it, it's not even straight.
2 years ago
oooohh
* fries-please sads face now *
2 years ago
FYNW
2 years ago
the screen is a bit fucked up after it fell on the ground once
2 years ago
JUST FUCKIN STOP!!!!
2 years ago
would buy a new one but i spend my last money on my muchosucko pro account
2 years ago
still waiting for this damn fucking T-shirt
2 years ago
You must be broke as fuck if you are cleaned out after buying pro.
2 years ago
You should start charging ten euro to every man you suck off. You would be a millionaire by the end of next year.
2 years ago
/ms saves picture as
2 years ago
*me
2 years ago
*she
2 years ago
Her body is almost as nice as loslobos'.
2 years ago
What, so you like the body of a teenage boy? The bitch in that pic is all woman, who actually has a set of tit, not just two fried eggs like ll
2 years ago
loslobos is fucking gross
2 years ago
Now that's the most truthful thing I've ever heard you say.
2 years ago
I like fit girls.
2 years ago
Are you sure you saw pictures of ll?
2 years ago
Now if you tell me you still fancy her after seeing these pictures, then you need to go to the vet and be put down like the dog that you are, cheech.
2 years ago
Most models have that kind of body.
2 years ago
So do most snakes.
2 years ago
HAHA!
2 years ago
Would a black guy like a body like that? No way.
2 years ago
They take what they can get when it comes to white bitches, even if they look like a pre-teen boy.
2 years ago
I never noticed before but ll's nipples are cock-eyed. haha
2 years ago
If there's anybody that should know what ll's nipples look like it's fucking you, gull.
2 years ago
That's just how she's leaning, trying to keep her snake body erect like a cobra.
2 years ago
The top of her body looks like when the alien in in the pawnshop in the movie Men In Black gets his head blown off and it regrows back all small and deformed and shit. haha
2 years ago
So is it all off between you and ll then gull.
2 years ago
No way fuck you kurupt my knowlege of ll's nips are limited to what I seen here.
2 years ago
Gull i know it's you, ya fucking weirdo.
2 years ago
Stop spreding lies
2 years ago
Spreading facts.
2 years ago
stop scaring off the noobs Kurupt
2 years ago
*shit
2 years ago
INTERPOSTER!
2 years ago
that's my kind of noob^
2 years ago
It's fucklng gull, trust me i know.
2 years ago
you know jack SHIT, jaCK
2 years ago
That's it. I'm out. Thanks for nothing you asswipes.
2 years ago
where the fuck you going noob?
2 years ago
Shat the bag and walked out the door.
2 years ago
Fucking creep in malaysia. Get the fuck back here, and take you abuse faggot
2 years ago
Iv'e said it before and i'll say it again. It's gull, if it wasn't they would have stood their ground, he didn't even deny it, he just fucked off, and now he's after saying a load of bad shit about his girlfriend on here.
2 years ago
nah it's not gull, you can tell when it's gull. What's the point in talking stupid shit about your girlfriend?
2 years ago
I'm teellin ya, he was logged in as not a seagull alt, and i was commenting in the same thread as him, he obviously didn't think his comments were getting the approriate amount of like, so he logged in a creeping malasis and went up and like all of his own comments and nobody elses. That's how i fucking know.
2 years ago
that doesn't sounds like something smeagol would do
2 years ago
Jones noticed it first.
2 years ago
fuck jones
2 years ago
I liked that noob, thanks for running him off you wankers
1 year ago
*plonkers
1 year ago
*right arseholes
1 year ago
Hey COME BACK
1 year ago
I saw him logged in earlier.
1 year ago
Looks like twins.
https://i.imgur.com/MVETdin.jpg
2 years ago
I did not wear a condom. 8(
2 years ago
She's really good looking too. Fuck, I need a girlfriend.
2 years ago
Are you referring to my 22"Bubble screen?
2 years ago
That how small that chic was. Compare her face to a 22" old school G4 screen.


EEEEEEeeeeeeee.....
2 years ago
*That's
2 years ago
So her head is like 18 inches then?
2 years ago
What a monster!!!
2 years ago
DAAAAD!!!! NIXON IS PICKING ON ME!!!!!
2 years ago
tattle tales get it worse....
2 years ago
past or present?
2 years ago
Snitches lay in ditches, but punky already does that for shelter, so we need to think of something else.
2 years ago
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6g5ZF6DUrHI
2 years ago
^<3
2 years ago
fuck you punky and your hipster shit taste
2 years ago
and stop shagging pygmies ya weird cunt
2 years ago
You can't handle the truth, negro. 8)

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=m9md97nN_SQ
2 years ago
don't negro me you blending-in throwback
2 years ago
?
2 years ago
Fuck you, DragonBoy2020

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PuM34db3Jn4
2 years ago
* PunkyBruiser swings his 9er at MD. *
2 years ago
just don't spam faggot, it's not funny, it's just annoying. It's worse than having fucking ads everywhere
2 years ago
^2er
2 years ago
what good is a 9er when it spread those defective genes?
2 years ago
I'm surprised your dick hasn't committed an honour suicide
2 years ago
Omg. Shut tha fuck up you fuckin' pussy. You act like this is Sunday school or something. Niggers be linkin' shit here NON STOP, YOU PUSSY ASS WANKER. I'll pick you up some tampons at the foodmart later on, you girly fuck.
2 years ago
He's defo shooting shooting blank from years of mainlining windolene.
2 years ago
you act like this is facebook for retarded hipsters. Listen bitch, you spam, I spam, don't like it? Don't spam. Now fuck off you spoilt little bitch.
2 years ago
Haha. Chill yo tits, Dragon. I'm the least of your worries here on muchomako.com
2 years ago
I'd love to put punky, wispy faglestache and crouching faggot on a rocket to the sun.
2 years ago
That would actually rock ass, you idiot.
2 years ago
not while puma ain't around. This place needs some fucking bitchslaps, and I'm handing them out. I don't give a fuck who doesn't like it. Pussom can take a chode in his belly crease for all I care, cos I ain't taking this shithole for what it has become.
2 years ago
Dude.. calm the fuck down.
2 years ago
Did you know they're experimenting with Ecstasy to treat PTSD?
2 years ago
DON'T TELL ME TO CALM THE FUCK DOWN. I AM FUCKING CALM. BITCH.

I AM FUCKING CALM. HOW'S THIS FOR CALM BITCH? HUH?! HOW'S THIS FOR FUCKING CALM!? YOU LIKE IT WHEN I'M CALM BITCH, HUH!?


Oh...christ...what have I done?
2 years ago
????
2 years ago
just don't fucking spam you toad's chode
2 years ago
Holy shit! Lay offin' the Special K, dude.
2 years ago
NOW LOOK WHAT YOU MADE ME DO!!!!
2 years ago
I hope they hurry that experimentation along claude lol I might be on the receiving end of that
2 years ago
..suppose to be pretty effective...
2 years ago
STOP SCREAMING AT ME!
2 years ago
Look... here.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=IfL_PwWdNGU
2 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7pdWAcK6Eh8
2 years ago
Oops.. I got my links all outta order. 8)
http://muchosucko.com/119750/Jawz-the-early-years
2 years ago
I'm going to bed, laters dudes. Fuck you punky ya little pussy!
2 years ago
Sweet dreams, you fucking queer.
2 years ago
later Conor Mc O'roeilly
2 years ago
"I stroke it to the east, and I stroke the west.. I stroke it right on KURS nasty ugly hairy chest...STROKE IT"!
2 years ago
* PunkyBruiser orders another Blue Moon in the name of zeke. *
2 years ago
http://www.xvideos.com/video18621133/teen_boy_self_series_once_their_weenies_were_firm_they_took_off
2 years ago
retard
2 years ago
recover password
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