points: 14

Where's your mommy?

Probably a repost.

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by xzekiel

submitted November 12th 2016

160 comments
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Trekkie tag Kermit. That's an important piece of info.
9 months ago
Also I don't know why I tagged jeggings.....should have tagged sweats
9 months ago
Also repost...idk if it is or not, but seems fitting
9 months ago
Also Chevy Camaro
9 months ago
I always seem to forget the important tags
9 months ago
its either a repost or a reposs i think

still funny though
9 months ago
I didn't think it was funny at all but I knew you sick fucks would.

The shit I try to do for you people.....
9 months ago
it's a repost
9 months ago
Fuck off puma
9 months ago
I still think the trekkie should tag. It's the lack of tags that lead to shit like this.
9 months ago
Lol yeah fuck off puma
9 months ago
zeke for mod!
9 months ago
I asked yak years ago if I could just fix tags. I didn't want any "mod" power, I didn't even want to be able to remove tags. I just wanted to be able to add tags. He said no.
9 months ago
I'm not even to be trusted to add approved tags like "gore" or "oddities"
9 months ago
That's when the site started going downhill imo. Not because of that, but, well, the tags here suck. You get some noob trying to post shit they think is like, so incredible and everyone shits on them they're gonna leave.
9 months ago
Hey zeke have you been to canada ?
9 months ago
Fuck I've been here for years and still get disheartened every time someone shits on my posts......I'm just like fuck it, why do I bother sharing the shit I like? Downvotes are one thing but people just spouting repost and done and Kirk mass dumping stupid videos i post drunk it's like.....I really don't feel like I'm contributing anything, just more of a burden and then I stop posting.

I'm not trying to play victim or anything I'm just saying this is why we're left with -1 posts making the front page. Cuz everyone shits on posts.
9 months ago
Yes cryax I've been to Canada, why?
9 months ago
Just wondering cause its so close to you
9 months ago
Never had been (except maybe as a toddler) until I had a reason to go. A lot of people I know on the border used to go over to get drunk when they were 18, but I was a few hours from each border.
9 months ago
I've traveled back and forth a few times and realized getting into canada is pretty easy. Getting into the US (through customs) they make it a fucking nightmare. I'm a single American Citizen in a car with nothing to hide. I don't need to be mean-mugged by border cops when I'm just trying to go home. They searched my car top to bottom and still tried to intimidate me.
9 months ago
Canadian border's nice peeps though.
9 months ago
Especially at a small borders. At large borders you do run into a lot of cunts.

At any American border they're mostly douches
9 months ago
In my experience
9 months ago
I see
9 months ago
If you want to go to Canada just go through a smaller border crossing, declare everything in your car, and be respectful.

If you want to get back from Canada, go through a smaller border crossing, declare everything in your car and be respectful.

Now, if you're carrying illegal shit, well, good luck...
9 months ago
If you want to smuggle shit, well, that's risky as fuck but don't be a single male. Have females in the car, and don't say you were going to/coming from a concert. Say a funeral or wedding or some shit. It's still pretty sketchy but the border patrol have a policy of pulling over every single male. (That's how I got to know so much about them).
9 months ago
Also, the U.S. border patrol are a bunch of fucking pricks. They hounded me on my criminal record, what exactly was in the car, where i was going, why i was going, where i had been, etc.

9 months ago
I'm a US citizen just trying to go home......they searched my car, they searched my body, and they're like "there's something you're hiding from us"
9 months ago
I guess I'm just trying to reiterate the point that border cops are fuckfaces but I'm getting spammy now.
9 months ago
lets see how you'd do in the role of border agent.

oh balls,you wouldnt pass the physical.

im sure you couldnt be sober for a whole 8 hour shift either
9 months ago
I'm sober for like a week at a time. I can run surprisingly fast for a short distance before I get winded.....and I'm also a prick. I think I pass with flying colors.
9 months ago
The one thing that would hold me back is my apathy to "drugs".
9 months ago
It's not like I'd have to chase anyone down.......there car is either there or it's not. Border dicks have it super easy. They're just made they couldn't be real cops and are stuck in the sticks.
9 months ago
*their
9 months ago
Americans on the Canadian border that is.

9 months ago
yeah big talk from the groundskeeper
9 months ago
Please nigga, like I'm a groundskeeper anymore
9 months ago
you accuse me and anyone who doesnt kiss your ass as being a dick and bitter..then in you come with a rant against people who probably get shit on by fuckin pudgy drunk cucks like you running their fuckin dick tasters
9 months ago
youre so fuckin flawed..link me some emovid...you know youre going to
9 months ago
I never accused you of shit except being a racist dick.

Are you border patrol? Cuz it fits.
9 months ago
And no one has to kiss my ass, I read more than I talk when I'm sober. I get the gist of people.
9 months ago
You I don't like. Most everyone else I leave alone.
9 months ago
no
youre a fuckin racist and a misogynist
plus you are a whiny cunt who feels compelled to spam the site with hurt feelings and drivel
9 months ago
good..means im effective
9 months ago
I spam the site when I'm drunk, and I talk, about whatever's on my mind.

But you calling me a racist or mysoginist is just laughable.
9 months ago
when youre drunk?..is that some sort of riddle?
9 months ago
L O L
9 months ago
Like a day ago you were saying that "niggers had it better 50 years ago" and now they're "just knockin up hos"

I'm paraphrasing but that's the gist. Yet you call me racist....
9 months ago
youre a dumb fuckin joke..no matter what some others may say or think..you prove it everytime you float to the surface.like an unfunny sad whack-a-mole
9 months ago
aside from using the word nigger..which you and every person on the site does..wheres the fault in that statement?
9 months ago
Who wouldn't want to kiss that ass tho?
http://muchosucko.com/97979/
9 months ago
I still dont get how you can accuse me of being racist when you went off on "niggers" like a day ago. You also openly call others niggers.

I think you just try to piss on everything that's good here like you're somehow marking your territory.

Face the facts, no one here likes you. I'm guessing no one here likes me. But I'm guessing they'd rather be rid of you than me.
9 months ago
Oh we all know Jones doesn't like me.....I'm still not sure what started all that though
9 months ago
I call all my friends niggers. Don't call black people niggers though. They don't like that word.
9 months ago
I don't call anyone a nigger :/
9 months ago
What's up, negro!
9 months ago
The fact is, Billy spews nothing but hate incessantly. I try to have a civil convo then get drunk and talk too much and he tries to pin his shit on me. Doesn't work, Billy.
9 months ago
Meh, you're fine Zeke. Everyone deserves hate, and I especially give it to those who take it to heart,
9 months ago
Tbh I'd be surprised if you're not a plague on everyone you know
9 months ago
christ youre a whiney wino
9 months ago
^at billy
9 months ago
I don't drink wine. Point and match!
9 months ago
youre so ill informed and yet you think youve got it all figured out..grow up shitbird
9 months ago
Right, I'm the know-it-all here........
9 months ago
I'm a Merlot whore.
9 months ago
fuck you you fat jew nigger cunt
9 months ago
Dude..
9 months ago
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9 months ago
The fact is Billy, no one wants to fuck with you because you're so full of hate and vitriol no one wants to talk to you. It does nothing constructive. It's not fun. It's counter-productive.
9 months ago
do you know how to shut the fuck up?
9 months ago
you know so much..you should go edit the muchopedia
9 months ago
I wish I could go do that... Thanks for nothing Lobos
9 months ago
Why would I want to talk shit about people where they don't see it?
9 months ago
http://i.imgur.com/geV0Ffk.jpg
9 months ago
That would make me no better than you Billy
9 months ago
I may get drunk and spam, but at least I treat people with *some* decency. You just spew hate constantly like a drunken asshole. Like you're drunk on 10 nonstop and typing while you're fucking your cousin. Gets old, dude.
9 months ago
I'm gonna take a long ass walk and get some beers.
9 months ago
Wait a minute.....I get it now.

It's cuz I said that people shitting on my posts gets to me.....

That's why you're coming at me now?

So pathetic
9 months ago
make sure your liver doesnt fall out on the way
9 months ago
PWND!
9 months ago
glub glub glub glub glub glub glub glub glub glub glub glub
9 months ago
You're such a dumb fuck.....I don't even have words.
9 months ago
biggest butt hurt loser thats ever joined this site..and thats a serious feat
9 months ago
The thing is, in text, there's really no lying about what you've said.

You're not fooling anyone.
9 months ago
The thing is Billy, I understand why people hate me. I'm a pretty likeable person but I get drunk and either piss people off or get pissed off myself. I say shit I don't mean. I make enemies. I understand that though. Fully.

You don't seem to understand that you're making adversaries constantly. You don't seem to understand that people fucking hate you. You don't seem to understand that you're as hateful as me at my drunkest. You say the same shit that I do when I'm completely fucking gone. Sure, you may not link shit videos, but you're just as fucking bad.

The fact is people like you if you treat them well. You treat everyone like shit and you don't seem to understand why they all hate you.
9 months ago
Now let's watch you have a "change of heart" or some shit.....faggot
9 months ago
The reality of it is I own my shit. I deal with the repercussions. You just call everyone niggers and move on like none of it mattered.

I mean, if that's who you want to be, by all means, be that person.

Just don't say I'm the racist/mysoginistic one.
9 months ago
* Jones facepaws *
9 months ago
Whatever, I hate him. I had to say it.

Whether he was "trolling" or not, fuck him.
9 months ago
He's just a god awful, unfunny, uninteresting person. Fuck him.
9 months ago
I've never seen him say anything remotely funny. Nothing remotely interesting or intriguing. Nothing worthwhile. He shits on everyone here. He adds nothing. He's a completely fucking useless human being. Fuck him.
9 months ago
I honestly don't know why anyone hasn't said this sooner. Everyone I've talked shit about, as least I saw a reason to talk to them. They were at least kind of interesting or funny or some shit and actually had a reason to be here. Even if I pissed them off or they pissed me off I'd say they're at least worthwhile people.

Billy is not worth shit. I don't know why others allow him to be here tbh.
9 months ago
He's absolutely useless.
9 months ago
i like billy

i like zeke


guess i'll just eat worms
9 months ago
I don't get how anyone could like that guy. I think you're just too apathetic possum.
9 months ago
That shamwow pusher is pretty consistently funny, so I fail to see what your agenda is here Zeke.
9 months ago
fun fun yes
9 months ago
I just don't get it I guess. Every comment I see is super agro and unfunny in my opinion.
9 months ago
you guys need to do a dance off
9 months ago
Idk, whatever. This started because he called me racist/mysoginistic and maybe this was his plan, to get me to flip out, but whatever. That faggot is fucking useless.
9 months ago
Humor is like sex I suppose. Some like it hot.. And others just don't get it.
9 months ago
I just don't get off on beating holes in the wall.

He basically just fucks dead horses........in this analogy
9 months ago
...and some just like peanut butter and big head squirrels
9 months ago
He has never.......ever said anything even that creative

And that wasn't even funny
9 months ago
There are a lot of people here I don't find funny. At least they're worth a damn though.
9 months ago
* possum will be up for hours yet - the above was for xeke and dog *
9 months ago
* xzekiel didn't actually walk to get beer - he walked about 1/2 a mile, turned around, brushed his teeth and drove *
9 months ago
golf cart?
9 months ago
Yes?

Why is there nothing interesting on at 12 am on a Sunday?
9 months ago
find a PBS station, hopefully playing Austin City Limits...
9 months ago
Oh I was watching a PBS thing on D-Day

Checked out Austiin City Limits......probably keep it here.
9 months ago
lots of cool stuff in my drawers
9 months ago
yeah, like what?
9 months ago
When are we gonna have a second Possum Jar of Change contest?
9 months ago
after squid dies
9 months ago
I think if Squidley dies we should have a bag of buttons contest in his honor
9 months ago
Downvote buttons?
9 months ago
Would have been better if the bird had been wearing high heels.
9 months ago
Make it happen
9 months ago
That begs for it like......
9 months ago
Akameldon begs for tween panties
9 months ago
Like Punky begs for methadone
9 months ago
Like fries begs for a tummy tuck
9 months ago
And I wish for Billy_Mays courage

and for Loslobos a heart

and for Squidley a brain
9 months ago
i honestly have a pair of red sliippers
9 months ago
I have no idea what to say right now
9 months ago
wow im getting so much attention tonight..i feel like punky at psychiatric convention
9 months ago
say good night
9 months ago
I mean, I could have gone with you possum or the dead wife or yorick........I'm too classy for that though.
9 months ago
Classy af
9 months ago
sokay zeke
9 months ago
* possum subs stuff *
9 months ago
Dead wife had red spokes for her wheels.
9 months ago
hot
9 months ago
I don't get it
9 months ago
Hey cryax, interesting read:

http://www.gaytimes.co.uk/news/53798/bernie-sanders-ill-trumps-worst-nightmare-targets-minorities/

And Hillary rigged the DNC election to keep this man down, just so ya know
9 months ago
I caucused for Bernie and in my ward it was like 30-5. I read it was mostly the same across the globe, but all the DNC chairs went to Hillary.
9 months ago
Somehow....
9 months ago
To say "across the globe" was dumb. I meant the country.
9 months ago
What's one more dumb comment when there's already a tirade of bullshit coming from you
9 months ago
I'm talking to cryax.
9 months ago
New mucho low
9 months ago
It is.
9 months ago
So, you done?
9 months ago
Are you banned yet?
9 months ago
Hey loslobos what's that restaurant you like with all the goofy shit on the wall?
9 months ago
Zeke's house of sloppy joes but not quite sloppy joes
9 months ago
What's your favorite clay?
9 months ago
Bentonite.
9 months ago
Good talk
9 months ago
Yeah, let's do it again soon.
9 months ago
Make sure Seagull is around to feed you shit to say
9 months ago
Actually my account has been hacked by yak
9 months ago
You know how it is
9 months ago
well done zeek... top of most discussed with your bullshit comments.... you really should drop dead
9 months ago
recover password
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