points: 14

Where's your mommy?

Probably a repost.

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by xzekiel

submitted November 12th 2016

160 comments
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Trekkie tag Kermit. That's an important piece of info.
1 year ago
Also I don't know why I tagged jeggings.....should have tagged sweats
1 year ago
Also repost...idk if it is or not, but seems fitting
1 year ago
Also Chevy Camaro
1 year ago
I always seem to forget the important tags
1 year ago
its either a repost or a reposs i think

still funny though
1 year ago
I didn't think it was funny at all but I knew you sick fucks would.

The shit I try to do for you people.....
1 year ago
it's a repost
1 year ago
Fuck off puma
1 year ago
I still think the trekkie should tag. It's the lack of tags that lead to shit like this.
1 year ago
Lol yeah fuck off puma
1 year ago
zeke for mod!
1 year ago
I asked yak years ago if I could just fix tags. I didn't want any "mod" power, I didn't even want to be able to remove tags. I just wanted to be able to add tags. He said no.
1 year ago
I'm not even to be trusted to add approved tags like "gore" or "oddities"
1 year ago
That's when the site started going downhill imo. Not because of that, but, well, the tags here suck. You get some noob trying to post shit they think is like, so incredible and everyone shits on them they're gonna leave.
1 year ago
Hey zeke have you been to canada ?
1 year ago
Fuck I've been here for years and still get disheartened every time someone shits on my posts......I'm just like fuck it, why do I bother sharing the shit I like? Downvotes are one thing but people just spouting repost and done and Kirk mass dumping stupid videos i post drunk it's like.....I really don't feel like I'm contributing anything, just more of a burden and then I stop posting.

I'm not trying to play victim or anything I'm just saying this is why we're left with -1 posts making the front page. Cuz everyone shits on posts.
1 year ago
Yes cryax I've been to Canada, why?
1 year ago
Just wondering cause its so close to you
1 year ago
Never had been (except maybe as a toddler) until I had a reason to go. A lot of people I know on the border used to go over to get drunk when they were 18, but I was a few hours from each border.
1 year ago
I've traveled back and forth a few times and realized getting into canada is pretty easy. Getting into the US (through customs) they make it a fucking nightmare. I'm a single American Citizen in a car with nothing to hide. I don't need to be mean-mugged by border cops when I'm just trying to go home. They searched my car top to bottom and still tried to intimidate me.
1 year ago
Canadian border's nice peeps though.
1 year ago
Especially at a small borders. At large borders you do run into a lot of cunts.

At any American border they're mostly douches
1 year ago
In my experience
1 year ago
I see
1 year ago
If you want to go to Canada just go through a smaller border crossing, declare everything in your car, and be respectful.

If you want to get back from Canada, go through a smaller border crossing, declare everything in your car and be respectful.

Now, if you're carrying illegal shit, well, good luck...
1 year ago
If you want to smuggle shit, well, that's risky as fuck but don't be a single male. Have females in the car, and don't say you were going to/coming from a concert. Say a funeral or wedding or some shit. It's still pretty sketchy but the border patrol have a policy of pulling over every single male. (That's how I got to know so much about them).
1 year ago
Also, the U.S. border patrol are a bunch of fucking pricks. They hounded me on my criminal record, what exactly was in the car, where i was going, why i was going, where i had been, etc.

1 year ago
I'm a US citizen just trying to go home......they searched my car, they searched my body, and they're like "there's something you're hiding from us"
1 year ago
I guess I'm just trying to reiterate the point that border cops are fuckfaces but I'm getting spammy now.
1 year ago
lets see how you'd do in the role of border agent.

oh balls,you wouldnt pass the physical.

im sure you couldnt be sober for a whole 8 hour shift either
1 year ago
I'm sober for like a week at a time. I can run surprisingly fast for a short distance before I get winded.....and I'm also a prick. I think I pass with flying colors.
1 year ago
The one thing that would hold me back is my apathy to "drugs".
1 year ago
It's not like I'd have to chase anyone down.......there car is either there or it's not. Border dicks have it super easy. They're just made they couldn't be real cops and are stuck in the sticks.
1 year ago
*their
1 year ago
Americans on the Canadian border that is.

1 year ago
yeah big talk from the groundskeeper
1 year ago
Please nigga, like I'm a groundskeeper anymore
1 year ago
you accuse me and anyone who doesnt kiss your ass as being a dick and bitter..then in you come with a rant against people who probably get shit on by fuckin pudgy drunk cucks like you running their fuckin dick tasters
1 year ago
youre so fuckin flawed..link me some emovid...you know youre going to
1 year ago
I never accused you of shit except being a racist dick.

Are you border patrol? Cuz it fits.
1 year ago
And no one has to kiss my ass, I read more than I talk when I'm sober. I get the gist of people.
1 year ago
You I don't like. Most everyone else I leave alone.
1 year ago
no
youre a fuckin racist and a misogynist
plus you are a whiny cunt who feels compelled to spam the site with hurt feelings and drivel
1 year ago
good..means im effective
1 year ago
I spam the site when I'm drunk, and I talk, about whatever's on my mind.

But you calling me a racist or mysoginist is just laughable.
1 year ago
when youre drunk?..is that some sort of riddle?
1 year ago
L O L
1 year ago
Like a day ago you were saying that "niggers had it better 50 years ago" and now they're "just knockin up hos"

I'm paraphrasing but that's the gist. Yet you call me racist....
1 year ago
youre a dumb fuckin joke..no matter what some others may say or think..you prove it everytime you float to the surface.like an unfunny sad whack-a-mole
1 year ago
aside from using the word nigger..which you and every person on the site does..wheres the fault in that statement?
1 year ago
Who wouldn't want to kiss that ass tho?
http://muchosucko.com/97979/
1 year ago
I still dont get how you can accuse me of being racist when you went off on "niggers" like a day ago. You also openly call others niggers.

I think you just try to piss on everything that's good here like you're somehow marking your territory.

Face the facts, no one here likes you. I'm guessing no one here likes me. But I'm guessing they'd rather be rid of you than me.
1 year ago
Oh we all know Jones doesn't like me.....I'm still not sure what started all that though
1 year ago
I call all my friends niggers. Don't call black people niggers though. They don't like that word.
1 year ago
I don't call anyone a nigger :/
1 year ago
What's up, negro!
1 year ago
The fact is, Billy spews nothing but hate incessantly. I try to have a civil convo then get drunk and talk too much and he tries to pin his shit on me. Doesn't work, Billy.
1 year ago
Meh, you're fine Zeke. Everyone deserves hate, and I especially give it to those who take it to heart,
1 year ago
Tbh I'd be surprised if you're not a plague on everyone you know
1 year ago
christ youre a whiney wino
1 year ago
^at billy
1 year ago
I don't drink wine. Point and match!
1 year ago
youre so ill informed and yet you think youve got it all figured out..grow up shitbird
1 year ago
Right, I'm the know-it-all here........
1 year ago
I'm a Merlot whore.
1 year ago
fuck you you fat jew nigger cunt
1 year ago
Dude..
1 year ago
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1 year ago
The fact is Billy, no one wants to fuck with you because you're so full of hate and vitriol no one wants to talk to you. It does nothing constructive. It's not fun. It's counter-productive.
1 year ago
do you know how to shut the fuck up?
1 year ago
you know so much..you should go edit the muchopedia
1 year ago
I wish I could go do that... Thanks for nothing Lobos
1 year ago
Why would I want to talk shit about people where they don't see it?
1 year ago
http://i.imgur.com/geV0Ffk.jpg
1 year ago
That would make me no better than you Billy
1 year ago
I may get drunk and spam, but at least I treat people with *some* decency. You just spew hate constantly like a drunken asshole. Like you're drunk on 10 nonstop and typing while you're fucking your cousin. Gets old, dude.
1 year ago
I'm gonna take a long ass walk and get some beers.
1 year ago
Wait a minute.....I get it now.

It's cuz I said that people shitting on my posts gets to me.....

That's why you're coming at me now?

So pathetic
1 year ago
make sure your liver doesnt fall out on the way
1 year ago
PWND!
1 year ago
glub glub glub glub glub glub glub glub glub glub glub glub
1 year ago
You're such a dumb fuck.....I don't even have words.
1 year ago
biggest butt hurt loser thats ever joined this site..and thats a serious feat
1 year ago
The thing is, in text, there's really no lying about what you've said.

You're not fooling anyone.
1 year ago
The thing is Billy, I understand why people hate me. I'm a pretty likeable person but I get drunk and either piss people off or get pissed off myself. I say shit I don't mean. I make enemies. I understand that though. Fully.

You don't seem to understand that you're making adversaries constantly. You don't seem to understand that people fucking hate you. You don't seem to understand that you're as hateful as me at my drunkest. You say the same shit that I do when I'm completely fucking gone. Sure, you may not link shit videos, but you're just as fucking bad.

The fact is people like you if you treat them well. You treat everyone like shit and you don't seem to understand why they all hate you.
1 year ago
Now let's watch you have a "change of heart" or some shit.....faggot
1 year ago
The reality of it is I own my shit. I deal with the repercussions. You just call everyone niggers and move on like none of it mattered.

I mean, if that's who you want to be, by all means, be that person.

Just don't say I'm the racist/mysoginistic one.
1 year ago
* Jones facepaws *
1 year ago
Whatever, I hate him. I had to say it.

Whether he was "trolling" or not, fuck him.
1 year ago
He's just a god awful, unfunny, uninteresting person. Fuck him.
1 year ago
I've never seen him say anything remotely funny. Nothing remotely interesting or intriguing. Nothing worthwhile. He shits on everyone here. He adds nothing. He's a completely fucking useless human being. Fuck him.
1 year ago
I honestly don't know why anyone hasn't said this sooner. Everyone I've talked shit about, as least I saw a reason to talk to them. They were at least kind of interesting or funny or some shit and actually had a reason to be here. Even if I pissed them off or they pissed me off I'd say they're at least worthwhile people.

Billy is not worth shit. I don't know why others allow him to be here tbh.
1 year ago
He's absolutely useless.
1 year ago
i like billy

i like zeke


guess i'll just eat worms
1 year ago
I don't get how anyone could like that guy. I think you're just too apathetic possum.
1 year ago
That shamwow pusher is pretty consistently funny, so I fail to see what your agenda is here Zeke.
1 year ago
fun fun yes
1 year ago
I just don't get it I guess. Every comment I see is super agro and unfunny in my opinion.
1 year ago
you guys need to do a dance off
1 year ago
Idk, whatever. This started because he called me racist/mysoginistic and maybe this was his plan, to get me to flip out, but whatever. That faggot is fucking useless.
1 year ago
Humor is like sex I suppose. Some like it hot.. And others just don't get it.
1 year ago
I just don't get off on beating holes in the wall.

He basically just fucks dead horses........in this analogy
1 year ago
...and some just like peanut butter and big head squirrels
1 year ago
He has never.......ever said anything even that creative

And that wasn't even funny
1 year ago
There are a lot of people here I don't find funny. At least they're worth a damn though.
1 year ago
* possum will be up for hours yet - the above was for xeke and dog *
1 year ago
* xzekiel didn't actually walk to get beer - he walked about 1/2 a mile, turned around, brushed his teeth and drove *
1 year ago
golf cart?
1 year ago
Yes?

Why is there nothing interesting on at 12 am on a Sunday?
1 year ago
find a PBS station, hopefully playing Austin City Limits...
1 year ago
Oh I was watching a PBS thing on D-Day

Checked out Austiin City Limits......probably keep it here.
1 year ago
lots of cool stuff in my drawers
1 year ago
yeah, like what?
1 year ago
When are we gonna have a second Possum Jar of Change contest?
1 year ago
after squid dies
1 year ago
I think if Squidley dies we should have a bag of buttons contest in his honor
1 year ago
Downvote buttons?
1 year ago
Would have been better if the bird had been wearing high heels.
1 year ago
Make it happen
1 year ago
That begs for it like......
1 year ago
Akameldon begs for tween panties
1 year ago
Like Punky begs for methadone
1 year ago
Like fries begs for a tummy tuck
1 year ago
And I wish for Billy_Mays courage

and for Loslobos a heart

and for Squidley a brain
1 year ago
i honestly have a pair of red sliippers
1 year ago
I have no idea what to say right now
1 year ago
wow im getting so much attention tonight..i feel like punky at psychiatric convention
1 year ago
say good night
1 year ago
I mean, I could have gone with you possum or the dead wife or yorick........I'm too classy for that though.
1 year ago
Classy af
1 year ago
sokay zeke
1 year ago
* possum subs stuff *
1 year ago
Dead wife had red spokes for her wheels.
1 year ago
hot
1 year ago
I don't get it
1 year ago
Hey cryax, interesting read:

http://www.gaytimes.co.uk/news/53798/bernie-sanders-ill-trumps-worst-nightmare-targets-minorities/

And Hillary rigged the DNC election to keep this man down, just so ya know
1 year ago
I caucused for Bernie and in my ward it was like 30-5. I read it was mostly the same across the globe, but all the DNC chairs went to Hillary.
1 year ago
Somehow....
1 year ago
To say "across the globe" was dumb. I meant the country.
1 year ago
What's one more dumb comment when there's already a tirade of bullshit coming from you
1 year ago
I'm talking to cryax.
1 year ago
New mucho low
1 year ago
It is.
1 year ago
So, you done?
1 year ago
Are you banned yet?
1 year ago
Hey loslobos what's that restaurant you like with all the goofy shit on the wall?
1 year ago
Zeke's house of sloppy joes but not quite sloppy joes
1 year ago
What's your favorite clay?
1 year ago
Bentonite.
1 year ago
Good talk
1 year ago
Yeah, let's do it again soon.
1 year ago
Make sure Seagull is around to feed you shit to say
1 year ago
Actually my account has been hacked by yak
1 year ago
You know how it is
1 year ago
well done zeek... top of most discussed with your bullshit comments.... you really should drop dead
1 year ago
recover password
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