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Apple Engineer Talks About New 2016 Macbook Pro

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submitted November 6th 2016

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Dongles is a funny word
2 years ago
Dongles is what you and your boyfriend whunu call each other's stubby peens.
2 years ago
Both you niggers can dongle my 9er.
2 years ago
*hardware failure*
2 years ago
You know you just chapped your own ass...right?
2 years ago
I don't even know what that means.....
2 years ago
See..
2 years ago
sooo... Apple employs toothless Mexicans as 'engineers' ?
2 years ago
At least he has a job. Unlike you.
2 years ago
plus i got teeth
2 years ago
i don't need a job...i do ok. as seagull would say
2 years ago
Fries gets and gives jobs left and right at the rest stops.
2 years ago
The teeth scraping blowjob is his signature offering.
2 years ago
how about you 2 shut the fuck up until you actually know what you're talking about
2 years ago
Eeew, I'm not going to let you suck my cock you dirty retard.
2 years ago
i wasn't even offering....
2 years ago
when it comes to you giving out blowjobs it's always understood that you give then out freely without anyone needing to ask and without expectation of anything in return.
2 years ago
...unless it concerns your boyfriend whunu. then you demand a blowjob in return, which he hungrily agrees to.
2 years ago
You know, fries has a stronger constitution than you think. Your talk of faggotry is not affecting anyone.
2 years ago
You have finally just accepted what you are.
2 years ago
When it comes to pink-knighting each other they just can't help themselves. The faggottry is strong in those two.
2 years ago
Of course Luckys always riding his train.

Come on, ride the train, it's the Choo Choo train
Come on, ride the train, it's the Choo Choo
Ride it, woo woo
Come on, ride the train, it's the Choo Choo train

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-DpRcxK_N8

2 years ago
i don't know what you homos see when you read comments but you should stop trying so hard
2 years ago
Foofs swoops in to save his boyfriend again. Faggots.
2 years ago
The faggotry between shitbird and Lucky is immense
2 years ago
It seems to me they're doing a big NO U
2 years ago
whunu calling someone else a faggot is beyond irony. it's like a whole new dimension of irony.
2 years ago
I mean look lucky's riding shitbirds ass constantly. Always with the likes and "backing him up" pun intended
2 years ago
You suck the cock off fries daily.
2 years ago
cant be seagull. he said he was leaving mucho and not coming back
2 years ago
as foofs and whunu suck each other's cocks 69-style, they both stop long enough to let out a cum-gargling scream of "YOU GUYS ARE FAGGOTS!!!", then promptly return to the smegma-caked treats they love having in their mouths.
2 years ago
Foofs and whunu: Forever linked in mucho faggotry.
2 years ago
^likes talking about cocks
2 years ago
^likes sucking them
2 years ago
especially foof's tiny peen
2 years ago
^likes them in the ass
2 years ago
Smegma on toast is a big part of foofs and whunu's breakfast
2 years ago
Over a pint of neat vodka.
2 years ago
While fingering each others assholes.
2 years ago
this is fucking dumb
2 years ago
While telling each other that surely it's everyone else who is a faggot and not them.
2 years ago
"More smegma for your toast, whunu my love?" "No thanks, foofsie my dear, I am just filled to the brim with cum at the moment."
2 years ago
It's fucking disturbing, how they live their life.
2 years ago
^When you're working very hard
and your asshole leaves you scarred...
2 years ago
yet you faggots spend all your time thinking about it
2 years ago
Whunu i don't want to know about the scarring on your arsehole. But my advice is get fries to squirt some lube on it before he reams you.
2 years ago
These fags' sexual habits are so dark, sick and deplorable that even Wikileaks wouldn't publish it.
2 years ago
^^When you lie down for siesta
and your ass has a fiesta...
2 years ago
whunu trying to be funny is as painful to watch as a helmet-clad down syndrome kid trying to do math
2 years ago
almost as painful to watch as when they pink-knight each other
2 years ago
there is no pink knighting going on here , turd muncher
2 years ago
a mucho-broship is formed and you gays try to make it in to something it isnt
2 years ago
foofs and whunu: forever linked in mucho faggotry
2 years ago
^When you're feelin kinda squooshy
and the feeling's in your tushee...
2 years ago
call your love for each other whatever you want. it's all faggotry, plain and simple.
2 years ago
^^case in point
2 years ago
^When you're playing w/ your pet
And you feel something wet
2 years ago
Haha, fries tried to make a genuine stand, and whunu blurts out a sex song they sing to each other during anal.
2 years ago
they couldn't keep their love a secret even if they both weren't complete idiots.
2 years ago
this is fucking bollocks....
2 years ago
Meh

Fuck 'em
2 years ago
Meh

Go fuck each other

Faggots!
2 years ago
^When you eat a spicy pickle
And your butt begins to tickle
2 years ago
the fierce need they both feel to defend each other is constant proof of their love.

#foofsandwhunuforeverfaggots
2 years ago
^When you're fecally obsessed
and it splatters on your chest:
2 years ago
Guess they're finally getting the idea
2 years ago
I don't care what you think
2 years ago
the idea here is that you and foofs suck each other's dicks on the reg.
2 years ago
^When you’re in the bathroom soaping
and your butt starts the opening:
2 years ago
you keep telling yourself you don't care what i think, fatty.
2 years ago
meanwhile your alleged wife is wiping Bratwurst grease off her chin, liking her lips and wondering why she would even bother returning to a fat faggot like you.
2 years ago
^When you’re feeling kinda funky
and your butt is super skunky:
2 years ago
every inch of Bratwurst she takes into her boy reaffirms her thoughts of her being much better off with anyone besides you.
2 years ago
^When you’re lying on the beach
and your butt begins to screech:
2 years ago
running away or ignoring facts. the faggot's M.O. why would I expect anything else?
2 years ago
"My ignorance is as good or better than your truth!!!"
2 years ago
^When you’re lounging by the pool
and your ass begins to drool:
2 years ago
I hope for your wife's sake that she decides to sever all ties with you and finally live happy with a real man in Oslo. She deserves that much don't you think?
2 years ago
be something that resembles a man for once in your life and let her go. don't you think she's suffered enough?
2 years ago
^When you’re lounging by the pool
and your ass begins to drool:
2 years ago
Damn! I did that one
2 years ago
deny, deny, deny.

the mantra of the weak minded.
2 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k23Bi7rxhQs
2 years ago
he's regressed to using links to communicate again. the second step in the whunu meltdown.
2 years ago
Ho hum, I'm bored.

Buh bye now.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kFnFr-DOPf8
2 years ago
claims of not caring and everyone being beneath him: step three in the whunu meltdown
2 years ago
running away like a faggot bitch: step four in the whunu meltdown.

step five is him returning later when it's safe to claim he did not run away like a faggot bitch.

step 6: return to step one and repeat.
2 years ago
level of pathetic: infinite.
2 years ago
Infinite is also the length of time you should stfu
2 years ago
it's stronger than the both of you isn't it? you just can't stop the swelling faggotry that dwells within you both that causes you to pink-knight each other. pathetic.

#friesandwhunuforeverinmuchofaggotry
2 years ago
you get all that from me telling you to shut the fuck up
2 years ago
You people...
2 years ago
Good thing punky has transitioned over to samsung.....
2 years ago
Whatever he's saying has nothing to do with Apple, he mentions cocinero, chancla, and cocina (cook, flip-flops and kitchen). Impossible to get a bead on his accent because of that fucking annoying laugh, I'm guessing Chile or Mexico.
2 years ago
Joke's on me, looks like another "Downfall" subtitle repetitive bullshit meme for idiots that's been making the rounds. The accent is from Spain, fucking gibberish.
2 years ago
Nooooooooooooo...

Really? And, here I thought he really was an Apple Engineer.
2 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WDiB4rtp1qw
2 years ago
the truth will out
2 years ago
"You can't handle the truth"!!!!
2 years ago
I pissed in my pants when I watched this.
2 years ago
better go change then if you wanna be different from the other squatters
2 years ago
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