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Apple Engineer Talks About New 2016 Macbook Pro

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submitted November 6th 2016

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Dongles is a funny word
11 months ago
Dongles is what you and your boyfriend whunu call each other's stubby peens.
11 months ago
Both you niggers can dongle my 9er.
11 months ago
*hardware failure*
11 months ago
You know you just chapped your own ass...right?
11 months ago
I don't even know what that means.....
11 months ago
See..
11 months ago
sooo... Apple employs toothless Mexicans as 'engineers' ?
11 months ago
At least he has a job. Unlike you.
11 months ago
plus i got teeth
11 months ago
i don't need a job...i do ok. as seagull would say
11 months ago
Fries gets and gives jobs left and right at the rest stops.
11 months ago
The teeth scraping blowjob is his signature offering.
11 months ago
how about you 2 shut the fuck up until you actually know what you're talking about
11 months ago
Eeew, I'm not going to let you suck my cock you dirty retard.
11 months ago
i wasn't even offering....
11 months ago
when it comes to you giving out blowjobs it's always understood that you give then out freely without anyone needing to ask and without expectation of anything in return.
11 months ago
...unless it concerns your boyfriend whunu. then you demand a blowjob in return, which he hungrily agrees to.
11 months ago
You know, fries has a stronger constitution than you think. Your talk of faggotry is not affecting anyone.
11 months ago
You have finally just accepted what you are.
11 months ago
When it comes to pink-knighting each other they just can't help themselves. The faggottry is strong in those two.
11 months ago
Of course Luckys always riding his train.

Come on, ride the train, it's the Choo Choo train
Come on, ride the train, it's the Choo Choo
Ride it, woo woo
Come on, ride the train, it's the Choo Choo train

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-DpRcxK_N8

11 months ago
i don't know what you homos see when you read comments but you should stop trying so hard
11 months ago
Foofs swoops in to save his boyfriend again. Faggots.
11 months ago
The faggotry between shitbird and Lucky is immense
11 months ago
It seems to me they're doing a big NO U
11 months ago
whunu calling someone else a faggot is beyond irony. it's like a whole new dimension of irony.
11 months ago
I mean look lucky's riding shitbirds ass constantly. Always with the likes and "backing him up" pun intended
11 months ago
You suck the cock off fries daily.
11 months ago
cant be seagull. he said he was leaving mucho and not coming back
11 months ago
as foofs and whunu suck each other's cocks 69-style, they both stop long enough to let out a cum-gargling scream of "YOU GUYS ARE FAGGOTS!!!", then promptly return to the smegma-caked treats they love having in their mouths.
11 months ago
Foofs and whunu: Forever linked in mucho faggotry.
11 months ago
^likes talking about cocks
11 months ago
^likes sucking them
11 months ago
especially foof's tiny peen
11 months ago
^likes them in the ass
11 months ago
Smegma on toast is a big part of foofs and whunu's breakfast
11 months ago
Over a pint of neat vodka.
11 months ago
While fingering each others assholes.
11 months ago
this is fucking dumb
11 months ago
While telling each other that surely it's everyone else who is a faggot and not them.
11 months ago
"More smegma for your toast, whunu my love?" "No thanks, foofsie my dear, I am just filled to the brim with cum at the moment."
11 months ago
It's fucking disturbing, how they live their life.
11 months ago
^When you're working very hard
and your asshole leaves you scarred...
11 months ago
yet you faggots spend all your time thinking about it
11 months ago
Whunu i don't want to know about the scarring on your arsehole. But my advice is get fries to squirt some lube on it before he reams you.
11 months ago
These fags' sexual habits are so dark, sick and deplorable that even Wikileaks wouldn't publish it.
11 months ago
^^When you lie down for siesta
and your ass has a fiesta...
11 months ago
whunu trying to be funny is as painful to watch as a helmet-clad down syndrome kid trying to do math
11 months ago
almost as painful to watch as when they pink-knight each other
11 months ago
there is no pink knighting going on here , turd muncher
11 months ago
a mucho-broship is formed and you gays try to make it in to something it isnt
11 months ago
foofs and whunu: forever linked in mucho faggotry
11 months ago
^When you're feelin kinda squooshy
and the feeling's in your tushee...
11 months ago
call your love for each other whatever you want. it's all faggotry, plain and simple.
11 months ago
^^case in point
11 months ago
^When you're playing w/ your pet
And you feel something wet
11 months ago
Haha, fries tried to make a genuine stand, and whunu blurts out a sex song they sing to each other during anal.
11 months ago
they couldn't keep their love a secret even if they both weren't complete idiots.
11 months ago
this is fucking bollocks....
11 months ago
Meh

Fuck 'em
11 months ago
Meh

Go fuck each other

Faggots!
11 months ago
^When you eat a spicy pickle
And your butt begins to tickle
11 months ago
the fierce need they both feel to defend each other is constant proof of their love.

#foofsandwhunuforeverfaggots
11 months ago
^When you're fecally obsessed
and it splatters on your chest:
11 months ago
Guess they're finally getting the idea
11 months ago
I don't care what you think
11 months ago
the idea here is that you and foofs suck each other's dicks on the reg.
11 months ago
^When you’re in the bathroom soaping
and your butt starts the opening:
11 months ago
you keep telling yourself you don't care what i think, fatty.
11 months ago
meanwhile your alleged wife is wiping Bratwurst grease off her chin, liking her lips and wondering why she would even bother returning to a fat faggot like you.
11 months ago
^When you’re feeling kinda funky
and your butt is super skunky:
11 months ago
every inch of Bratwurst she takes into her boy reaffirms her thoughts of her being much better off with anyone besides you.
11 months ago
^When you’re lying on the beach
and your butt begins to screech:
11 months ago
running away or ignoring facts. the faggot's M.O. why would I expect anything else?
11 months ago
"My ignorance is as good or better than your truth!!!"
11 months ago
^When you’re lounging by the pool
and your ass begins to drool:
11 months ago
I hope for your wife's sake that she decides to sever all ties with you and finally live happy with a real man in Oslo. She deserves that much don't you think?
11 months ago
be something that resembles a man for once in your life and let her go. don't you think she's suffered enough?
11 months ago
^When you’re lounging by the pool
and your ass begins to drool:
11 months ago
Damn! I did that one
11 months ago
deny, deny, deny.

the mantra of the weak minded.
11 months ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k23Bi7rxhQs
11 months ago
he's regressed to using links to communicate again. the second step in the whunu meltdown.
11 months ago
Ho hum, I'm bored.

Buh bye now.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kFnFr-DOPf8
11 months ago
claims of not caring and everyone being beneath him: step three in the whunu meltdown
11 months ago
running away like a faggot bitch: step four in the whunu meltdown.

step five is him returning later when it's safe to claim he did not run away like a faggot bitch.

step 6: return to step one and repeat.
11 months ago
level of pathetic: infinite.
11 months ago
Infinite is also the length of time you should stfu
11 months ago
it's stronger than the both of you isn't it? you just can't stop the swelling faggotry that dwells within you both that causes you to pink-knight each other. pathetic.

#friesandwhunuforeverinmuchofaggotry
11 months ago
you get all that from me telling you to shut the fuck up
11 months ago
You people...
11 months ago
Good thing punky has transitioned over to samsung.....
11 months ago
Whatever he's saying has nothing to do with Apple, he mentions cocinero, chancla, and cocina (cook, flip-flops and kitchen). Impossible to get a bead on his accent because of that fucking annoying laugh, I'm guessing Chile or Mexico.
11 months ago
Joke's on me, looks like another "Downfall" subtitle repetitive bullshit meme for idiots that's been making the rounds. The accent is from Spain, fucking gibberish.
11 months ago
Nooooooooooooo...

Really? And, here I thought he really was an Apple Engineer.
11 months ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WDiB4rtp1qw
11 months ago
the truth will out
11 months ago
"You can't handle the truth"!!!!
11 months ago
I pissed in my pants when I watched this.
11 months ago
better go change then if you wanna be different from the other squatters
11 months ago
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