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Cheese Nips

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by thatdude420

submitted October 28th 2016

159 comments
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Cheese Nips
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Would you eat a slice td?
2 years ago
Yea why not. I want one of these cats.
http://i.imgur.com/RR86EwU.jpg
2 years ago
Not really a cat person. I like dogs more. But if i was to get a cat. I would get one that looks like the one in ^ these picture.
2 years ago
They creep me the fuck out, you can have my slice too.
2 years ago
I know that's what i like about them. The creepy hairless look. Plus in a way they are kind of cute.
2 years ago
And they don't shed. Which is a plus. I hate when cats jump on counters and leave hair all over shit. I lived with a cat before. My ex had one that shed everywhere.
2 years ago
Had a load of dogs, Alsatians, staffs,but never a cat, somebody told me a story when i was a kid that if an owner died in the house with a cat, a cat would eat them but a dog would rather stave to death. So that always made me think fuck cats for a young age, also the smothering children to death stuff made me think the were absolute cunts.
2 years ago
is this the same person who told you about the kid who shoved those pencils in his eyes during finals and died instantly????????????
2 years ago
I heard of something like that before. But i am sure not all cats are like that. But fuck it. If it came down to it. If i loved my pet i would be ok with it eating some of me. To stay alive.You know before some one came to find my body. I am dead what do i care.
2 years ago
*pencils in nose
2 years ago
Fuck you nix, i'm sure this had some truth, otherwise some certain childhood stories tellers are going to be getting a knock at the door, followed by a bang of a hammer.
2 years ago
That's the spirit.... smash their fucking faces!!!!!!!!!!
2 years ago
Hey remeber that hammer you told me when we were 6? Well know you can start picking up your teeth because of it. SMACK!!!
2 years ago
^story
2 years ago
revenge is so very... very sweet.
2 years ago
If only i could remember his name? I would do something innocent enough, like set fire to his kids bedroom while their sleeping, and then work up to the more serious shit.
2 years ago
dude.....
2 years ago
What! Not extreme enough? back to the drawing board
2 years ago
I expected a better plan from a hard core IRA operative
2 years ago
that reminds me....
2 years ago
* NixonsGhost checks on retirement accounts *
2 years ago
It was the first thought that came to my head nix, so you just fucking settle down alright!
2 years ago
we need find this kid and quick so you can release all this stored up aggression....
2 years ago
on his face
2 years ago
Two words kurupt..... Two Pencils.....
2 years ago
I thought we were supposed to hurt these, not release all my stored up jizz on his face? Sound like more of a job for poss or aka. I quit.
2 years ago
You can figure out what this kid deserves from there....
2 years ago
make him live the lies....
2 years ago
I.'m almost certain i could take out a kid with a pencil. What make pencil would i be using, because i had problems with certain types that the lead breaks as i go in for the kill, the lead snaps, so i have to chase them home in terror, all the while i'm running after her while trying to sharpen the pencil. I'm telling you from experience, it get too messy.
2 years ago
jesus....
2 years ago
Yep.
2 years ago
About cats/dogs eating you......I didn't bother to read the rest because it seemingly devolved into asinine shit.

A dog will eat you if faced with starvation. Hell, most people would eat you if faced with starvation. Cats are different. They're obligate carnivores and have no moral compass. So fuck yes they'll eat you. They're hungry and you're meat.

Dogs have a loyalty dilemma and people have a moral dilemma. Cats don't fuck with that shit, they just eat when they see a meal.
2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/XHQa5TQ.jpg
2 years ago
dude...
2 years ago
Nature is a cruel beast.

Like loslobos
2 years ago
* PunkyBruiser opens iTunes *
2 years ago
I only have one suggestion and it's called "Take Me to Church"

The song is really catchy and powerful until you watch the video then it's just confusing and depressing.

I won't be linking it though. Let's not spam shit up today Punky.
2 years ago
Thanks for blocking me on Facebook, faggot. Go jack-off your girlfriend oster...you waste of life!
2 years ago
* PunkyBruiser rubs zeke's dirty neck *
2 years ago
I blocked a shit-ton of people on facebook. I didn't want my internet life conflicting with my personal life.

Also, I'm watching Regis and Kathy Lee Gifford do Tai-Chi.

That has nothing to do with anything but thought it was worth mentioning. (Possum, find it, post it, reap rewards).
2 years ago
yeah...


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XXlZfc1TrD0
2 years ago
You 2 faggots were facebooking together
2 years ago
I scrubbed the fuck out of my neck the other day with a shower brush. It wasn't fun but I think it was necessary. I always thought "wash behind your ears" meant to wash the cracks n shit. It was literal though. You bulid shit up behind your ears like Mama June builds shit up in her vajigglejaggle.
2 years ago
No, possum and I email each other. Facebook is for faggots.
2 years ago
And yes, I warsh myself with a rag on a stick.....
2 years ago
hahaha
2 years ago
I'm stuck with you right now, aren't I?
2 years ago
yes. look at this bullshit though. hahaha


http://muchosucko.com/132036/Kidnapped-Then-Found-Dead
2 years ago
Why?
2 years ago
nigger don't what he's doin'. he's stoned half the time.
2 years ago
*know
2 years ago
You're on the wrong thread punky.
2 years ago
NO..U!!!
2 years ago
* PunkyBruiser likes 420's avy.. FINALLY. *
2 years ago
Gross.
2 years ago
Look at that sexy bitch with cheese all over her. That slut.
2 years ago
Did you think it would be more discreet if you can down here for a wank at cheesecat?
2 years ago
One of my favorite subs^
2 years ago
^ass kisser
2 years ago
^ass facer
2 years ago
^pot head
2 years ago
Ok..that sucked.
2 years ago
Cheese Everywhere.
2 years ago
The guy that got KTFO'd looks and sounds like zeke
2 years ago
* PunkyBruiser uses hydrogen peroxide to clean in between toenails *
2 years ago
HEY.... where's in the updated puke video?
2 years ago
Look on your mama's hard drive.
2 years ago
She erased it just before a CIA raid.....
2 years ago
I really believe that.
2 years ago
HA
2 years ago
Fucking hell, nixons mother must be nearly 135 at this stage.
2 years ago
How old are you, KUR?
2 years ago
Let me guess...

42?
2 years ago
30 something dude
2 years ago
Whatever
2 years ago
*32
2 years ago
I'm 32, why what the fuck does that have to do with anything, fuckface.
2 years ago
*19
2 years ago
You are a fucking dope punky, do you think you are bing clever? You are just coming off as the usual down syndrome faggot that you are.
2 years ago
I totally guessed it
2 years ago
I WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nc1KhrdUtLk
2 years ago
I'll send you on a piece of birthday cake with a couple of my birthday pubes sprinkled on the frosting.
2 years ago
and I'll see you in HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2 years ago
fyi.... you're halfway to 64..... ya old timer....
2 years ago
Wanna borrow one of my canes?
2 years ago
Lol
2 years ago
They saw there's a strain of a chemical in birthday pubes that work wonders on people that in remission from brain surgery. I was just trying to be helpful, ya fucking piece of shit.
2 years ago
After the surgery and shit, i'll be uses crutches for a good while, but if shit doesn't go right, i might have to take you up on that spare cane. Then we can go beat some crack whores with them.
2 years ago
You suck..and your homeland beer sucks. Your paragraphs are annoying, and I want you to sub a photo with sign..of your fat face, nigger.
2 years ago
Guinnes sucks, fuck you! You have problem with anybody funny because you are as unfunny as fuck, just very annoying, as coked up hipster faggots tend to be. And no i'm not subbing or doing anything you fucking ask me, So go eat a big bag of shit. Pussy.
2 years ago
Because you're a chicken shit.
2 years ago
No u.
2 years ago
Also...i don't claim to be funny. This isn't a website where comedians flock too, faggot. I will never be "funny"...so suck my 9er, negro.
2 years ago
You should take a break from mucho, get a home, get some shit together and try comeback here normal, not some coke friend living in a car, talking about 80% absolute horseshit everyday of the week, and openly knowing everybody hates, it 's the right thing to do.,
2 years ago
You aren't funny or smart, you don't sub good stuff, you constantly spam the place with vids of songs that nobody every hits play on. It's called being an annoying cunt
2 years ago
Yeah...but I'm not a chicken shit faggot like you, FAT BOY.

http://muchosucko.com/112428/Keeping-all-of-you-in-mind
2 years ago
Bitch
2 years ago
You have nothing to live for, so plaster you face all over the place. It will be convient so when people see you in person, then can say jesus lets hope this fucking idiot doesn't see us.
2 years ago
^chicken shit fatass
2 years ago
Not fat, not a chicken shit, i showed enough of myself. A lot of people have have showed nothing. So go fuck yourself punky, i don't give a shit what you think, I don't think anybody here give a fuck what you think really. Just hopefully the news will come in someday that you were found dead in your car of a heroin overdose, and had four black dildos in your arse at the same time. Then the curse of punky would be lifted...... I
2 years ago
WAAAYY TOO LONG...DIDN'T READ.
2 years ago
MY EYES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2 years ago
"Draw me like one of your French cats."
2 years ago
Where the fuck have you been mako, didn't see u around in ages.
2 years ago
I've been everywhere, Man.
2 years ago
well, well, well....
2 years ago
^^^
2 years ago
Tbh, this place has been kind of boring lately.
2 years ago
wait - real life has been more interesting than MS?



the horror
2 years ago
Would you will willing to call to td's house, get naked and completely shaved, then put cheese slices of nipples, cock, and ballbag, then like down next to the cat. It would make a perfect Christmas card for your family.
2 years ago
One Piece At A Time
2 years ago
*day
2 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gxbnJtV_xD8
2 years ago
They come in a pack of six. A pic of you eating each slice off the cat's nipples. And the other 6 are the cast eating the cheese of makos balls and stuff. They are the Halloween pics, the other rome romantic ones are for Christmas.
2 years ago
When did you start getting into that show nix, mid sixties
2 years ago
HA!!!!
2 years ago
That shit is classic!!!!!
2 years ago
Any ps4's for me nix?
2 years ago
yep.... $800 USD plus S&H
2 years ago
cords, controllers, games are extra....
2 years ago
For that king of money you should be throwing in a complementary gameboy. And i still know that you would be making a profit, ya filthy cunt.
2 years ago
HA
2 years ago
How about an autographed picture of possum?
2 years ago
It comes with a certificate of authenticity.
2 years ago
And a crackwhore, just post me over whoever the lightest bitch is, because i know it will arrive postage due.
2 years ago
I can take off the arms and legs to save on weight....
2 years ago
Aslong as her puss ass and mouth work, i'm not too bothered after that, so just hack off what you want to keep.
2 years ago
good luck explaining that one at customs...
2 years ago
Save the neck for me.
2 years ago
So we got a deal on 800 clams. I get a ps4 with controllers, leads, and extras, a gameboy, and 3/4 of a crackwhore.
2 years ago
* possum boxes helena *
2 years ago
* NixonsGhost checks ebay for broken PS4 consoles *
2 years ago
Look up used unregistered chainsaws for cutting that bitch up.
2 years ago
This is the best post since pigshitballs.
2 years ago
lets not encourage him though
2 years ago
99% of the time thatdude420 subs absolute crap
2 years ago
like you know about subs. you're the worst when it cums to material here, nigger.
2 years ago
like you know fuck all about linking stuff
2 years ago
punky its like you have linking tourettes
2 years ago
and butthurt thatdude420... cant take the truth nigger ?
2 years ago
Jesus fucking christ

* xzekiel turns this car around *
2 years ago
link fight me, FAGGOT!!!!!!



I DARE YOU, BITCH!!!!!!!
2 years ago
that was@fries
2 years ago
Link fight?

Punky you single-handedly have taken down mucho.
2 years ago
Go back to your coke and your polaroids. This is just weak.
2 years ago
maybe you should kick the site back up with some of your love letters to deja?


L

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2 years ago
She knows
2 years ago
I'm sure she does...

put on your headphones, dude.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4f-LnU67mM
2 years ago
Seriously though, this used to be a place with good content for people with low iqs to rail on each other. Then the content dropped, and the iqs dropped and it's in a vicious downward spiral.
2 years ago
how could you suff that vid, dude? you really do suck man-balls, dude.
2 years ago
fuckin' asshole
2 years ago
A) It doesn't work

B) Stop linking shit, I realize now how annoying it is

C) Fuck you
2 years ago
* PunkyBruiser shoots zeke in his worthless head *


http://muchosucko.com/93153/Machine-gun-rainbow
2 years ago
should we email yak our mensa scores before we create an account on MUCHOSUCKO? lol
2 years ago
Let's face it, no one here is a genius.
2 years ago
rking is
2 years ago
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