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Cheese Nips

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by thatdude420

submitted October 28th 2016

159 comments
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Cheese Nips
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Would you eat a slice td?
1 year ago
Yea why not. I want one of these cats.
http://i.imgur.com/RR86EwU.jpg
1 year ago
Not really a cat person. I like dogs more. But if i was to get a cat. I would get one that looks like the one in ^ these picture.
1 year ago
They creep me the fuck out, you can have my slice too.
1 year ago
I know that's what i like about them. The creepy hairless look. Plus in a way they are kind of cute.
1 year ago
And they don't shed. Which is a plus. I hate when cats jump on counters and leave hair all over shit. I lived with a cat before. My ex had one that shed everywhere.
1 year ago
Had a load of dogs, Alsatians, staffs,but never a cat, somebody told me a story when i was a kid that if an owner died in the house with a cat, a cat would eat them but a dog would rather stave to death. So that always made me think fuck cats for a young age, also the smothering children to death stuff made me think the were absolute cunts.
1 year ago
is this the same person who told you about the kid who shoved those pencils in his eyes during finals and died instantly????????????
1 year ago
I heard of something like that before. But i am sure not all cats are like that. But fuck it. If it came down to it. If i loved my pet i would be ok with it eating some of me. To stay alive.You know before some one came to find my body. I am dead what do i care.
1 year ago
*pencils in nose
1 year ago
Fuck you nix, i'm sure this had some truth, otherwise some certain childhood stories tellers are going to be getting a knock at the door, followed by a bang of a hammer.
1 year ago
That's the spirit.... smash their fucking faces!!!!!!!!!!
1 year ago
Hey remeber that hammer you told me when we were 6? Well know you can start picking up your teeth because of it. SMACK!!!
1 year ago
^story
1 year ago
revenge is so very... very sweet.
1 year ago
If only i could remember his name? I would do something innocent enough, like set fire to his kids bedroom while their sleeping, and then work up to the more serious shit.
1 year ago
dude.....
1 year ago
What! Not extreme enough? back to the drawing board
1 year ago
I expected a better plan from a hard core IRA operative
1 year ago
that reminds me....
1 year ago
* NixonsGhost checks on retirement accounts *
1 year ago
It was the first thought that came to my head nix, so you just fucking settle down alright!
1 year ago
we need find this kid and quick so you can release all this stored up aggression....
1 year ago
on his face
1 year ago
Two words kurupt..... Two Pencils.....
1 year ago
I thought we were supposed to hurt these, not release all my stored up jizz on his face? Sound like more of a job for poss or aka. I quit.
1 year ago
You can figure out what this kid deserves from there....
1 year ago
make him live the lies....
1 year ago
I.'m almost certain i could take out a kid with a pencil. What make pencil would i be using, because i had problems with certain types that the lead breaks as i go in for the kill, the lead snaps, so i have to chase them home in terror, all the while i'm running after her while trying to sharpen the pencil. I'm telling you from experience, it get too messy.
1 year ago
jesus....
1 year ago
Yep.
1 year ago
About cats/dogs eating you......I didn't bother to read the rest because it seemingly devolved into asinine shit.

A dog will eat you if faced with starvation. Hell, most people would eat you if faced with starvation. Cats are different. They're obligate carnivores and have no moral compass. So fuck yes they'll eat you. They're hungry and you're meat.

Dogs have a loyalty dilemma and people have a moral dilemma. Cats don't fuck with that shit, they just eat when they see a meal.
1 year ago
http://i.imgur.com/XHQa5TQ.jpg
1 year ago
dude...
1 year ago
Nature is a cruel beast.

Like loslobos
1 year ago
* PunkyBruiser opens iTunes *
1 year ago
I only have one suggestion and it's called "Take Me to Church"

The song is really catchy and powerful until you watch the video then it's just confusing and depressing.

I won't be linking it though. Let's not spam shit up today Punky.
1 year ago
Thanks for blocking me on Facebook, faggot. Go jack-off your girlfriend oster...you waste of life!
1 year ago
* PunkyBruiser rubs zeke's dirty neck *
1 year ago
I blocked a shit-ton of people on facebook. I didn't want my internet life conflicting with my personal life.

Also, I'm watching Regis and Kathy Lee Gifford do Tai-Chi.

That has nothing to do with anything but thought it was worth mentioning. (Possum, find it, post it, reap rewards).
1 year ago
yeah...


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XXlZfc1TrD0
1 year ago
You 2 faggots were facebooking together
1 year ago
I scrubbed the fuck out of my neck the other day with a shower brush. It wasn't fun but I think it was necessary. I always thought "wash behind your ears" meant to wash the cracks n shit. It was literal though. You bulid shit up behind your ears like Mama June builds shit up in her vajigglejaggle.
1 year ago
No, possum and I email each other. Facebook is for faggots.
1 year ago
And yes, I warsh myself with a rag on a stick.....
1 year ago
hahaha
1 year ago
I'm stuck with you right now, aren't I?
1 year ago
yes. look at this bullshit though. hahaha


http://muchosucko.com/132036/Kidnapped-Then-Found-Dead
1 year ago
Why?
1 year ago
nigger don't what he's doin'. he's stoned half the time.
1 year ago
*know
1 year ago
You're on the wrong thread punky.
1 year ago
NO..U!!!
1 year ago
* PunkyBruiser likes 420's avy.. FINALLY. *
1 year ago
Gross.
1 year ago
Look at that sexy bitch with cheese all over her. That slut.
1 year ago
Did you think it would be more discreet if you can down here for a wank at cheesecat?
1 year ago
One of my favorite subs^
1 year ago
^ass kisser
1 year ago
^ass facer
1 year ago
^pot head
1 year ago
Ok..that sucked.
1 year ago
Cheese Everywhere.
1 year ago
The guy that got KTFO'd looks and sounds like zeke
1 year ago
* PunkyBruiser uses hydrogen peroxide to clean in between toenails *
1 year ago
HEY.... where's in the updated puke video?
1 year ago
Look on your mama's hard drive.
1 year ago
She erased it just before a CIA raid.....
1 year ago
I really believe that.
1 year ago
HA
1 year ago
Fucking hell, nixons mother must be nearly 135 at this stage.
1 year ago
How old are you, KUR?
1 year ago
Let me guess...

42?
1 year ago
30 something dude
1 year ago
Whatever
1 year ago
*32
1 year ago
I'm 32, why what the fuck does that have to do with anything, fuckface.
1 year ago
*19
1 year ago
You are a fucking dope punky, do you think you are bing clever? You are just coming off as the usual down syndrome faggot that you are.
1 year ago
I totally guessed it
1 year ago
I WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
1 year ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nc1KhrdUtLk
1 year ago
I'll send you on a piece of birthday cake with a couple of my birthday pubes sprinkled on the frosting.
1 year ago
and I'll see you in HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
1 year ago
fyi.... you're halfway to 64..... ya old timer....
1 year ago
Wanna borrow one of my canes?
1 year ago
Lol
1 year ago
They saw there's a strain of a chemical in birthday pubes that work wonders on people that in remission from brain surgery. I was just trying to be helpful, ya fucking piece of shit.
1 year ago
After the surgery and shit, i'll be uses crutches for a good while, but if shit doesn't go right, i might have to take you up on that spare cane. Then we can go beat some crack whores with them.
1 year ago
You suck..and your homeland beer sucks. Your paragraphs are annoying, and I want you to sub a photo with sign..of your fat face, nigger.
1 year ago
Guinnes sucks, fuck you! You have problem with anybody funny because you are as unfunny as fuck, just very annoying, as coked up hipster faggots tend to be. And no i'm not subbing or doing anything you fucking ask me, So go eat a big bag of shit. Pussy.
1 year ago
Because you're a chicken shit.
1 year ago
No u.
1 year ago
Also...i don't claim to be funny. This isn't a website where comedians flock too, faggot. I will never be "funny"...so suck my 9er, negro.
1 year ago
You should take a break from mucho, get a home, get some shit together and try comeback here normal, not some coke friend living in a car, talking about 80% absolute horseshit everyday of the week, and openly knowing everybody hates, it 's the right thing to do.,
1 year ago
You aren't funny or smart, you don't sub good stuff, you constantly spam the place with vids of songs that nobody every hits play on. It's called being an annoying cunt
1 year ago
Yeah...but I'm not a chicken shit faggot like you, FAT BOY.

http://muchosucko.com/112428/Keeping-all-of-you-in-mind
1 year ago
Bitch
1 year ago
You have nothing to live for, so plaster you face all over the place. It will be convient so when people see you in person, then can say jesus lets hope this fucking idiot doesn't see us.
1 year ago
^chicken shit fatass
1 year ago
Not fat, not a chicken shit, i showed enough of myself. A lot of people have have showed nothing. So go fuck yourself punky, i don't give a shit what you think, I don't think anybody here give a fuck what you think really. Just hopefully the news will come in someday that you were found dead in your car of a heroin overdose, and had four black dildos in your arse at the same time. Then the curse of punky would be lifted...... I
1 year ago
WAAAYY TOO LONG...DIDN'T READ.
1 year ago
MY EYES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
1 year ago
"Draw me like one of your French cats."
1 year ago
Where the fuck have you been mako, didn't see u around in ages.
1 year ago
I've been everywhere, Man.
1 year ago
well, well, well....
1 year ago
^^^
1 year ago
Tbh, this place has been kind of boring lately.
1 year ago
wait - real life has been more interesting than MS?



the horror
1 year ago
Would you will willing to call to td's house, get naked and completely shaved, then put cheese slices of nipples, cock, and ballbag, then like down next to the cat. It would make a perfect Christmas card for your family.
1 year ago
One Piece At A Time
1 year ago
*day
1 year ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gxbnJtV_xD8
1 year ago
They come in a pack of six. A pic of you eating each slice off the cat's nipples. And the other 6 are the cast eating the cheese of makos balls and stuff. They are the Halloween pics, the other rome romantic ones are for Christmas.
1 year ago
When did you start getting into that show nix, mid sixties
1 year ago
HA!!!!
1 year ago
That shit is classic!!!!!
1 year ago
Any ps4's for me nix?
1 year ago
yep.... $800 USD plus S&H
1 year ago
cords, controllers, games are extra....
1 year ago
For that king of money you should be throwing in a complementary gameboy. And i still know that you would be making a profit, ya filthy cunt.
1 year ago
HA
1 year ago
How about an autographed picture of possum?
1 year ago
It comes with a certificate of authenticity.
1 year ago
And a crackwhore, just post me over whoever the lightest bitch is, because i know it will arrive postage due.
1 year ago
I can take off the arms and legs to save on weight....
1 year ago
Aslong as her puss ass and mouth work, i'm not too bothered after that, so just hack off what you want to keep.
1 year ago
good luck explaining that one at customs...
1 year ago
Save the neck for me.
1 year ago
So we got a deal on 800 clams. I get a ps4 with controllers, leads, and extras, a gameboy, and 3/4 of a crackwhore.
1 year ago
* possum boxes helena *
1 year ago
* NixonsGhost checks ebay for broken PS4 consoles *
1 year ago
Look up used unregistered chainsaws for cutting that bitch up.
1 year ago
This is the best post since pigshitballs.
1 year ago
lets not encourage him though
1 year ago
99% of the time thatdude420 subs absolute crap
1 year ago
like you know about subs. you're the worst when it cums to material here, nigger.
1 year ago
like you know fuck all about linking stuff
1 year ago
punky its like you have linking tourettes
1 year ago
and butthurt thatdude420... cant take the truth nigger ?
1 year ago
Jesus fucking christ

* xzekiel turns this car around *
1 year ago
link fight me, FAGGOT!!!!!!



I DARE YOU, BITCH!!!!!!!
1 year ago
that was@fries
1 year ago
Link fight?

Punky you single-handedly have taken down mucho.
1 year ago
Go back to your coke and your polaroids. This is just weak.
1 year ago
maybe you should kick the site back up with some of your love letters to deja?


L

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1 year ago
She knows
1 year ago
I'm sure she does...

put on your headphones, dude.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4f-LnU67mM
1 year ago
Seriously though, this used to be a place with good content for people with low iqs to rail on each other. Then the content dropped, and the iqs dropped and it's in a vicious downward spiral.
1 year ago
how could you suff that vid, dude? you really do suck man-balls, dude.
1 year ago
fuckin' asshole
1 year ago
A) It doesn't work

B) Stop linking shit, I realize now how annoying it is

C) Fuck you
1 year ago
* PunkyBruiser shoots zeke in his worthless head *


http://muchosucko.com/93153/Machine-gun-rainbow
1 year ago
should we email yak our mensa scores before we create an account on MUCHOSUCKO? lol
1 year ago
Let's face it, no one here is a genius.
1 year ago
rking is
1 year ago
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