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lost cats

time to move on, zeke

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by possum

submitted October 19th 2016

34 comments
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time is fluid here said the demon
10 months ago
Flayed at some time in the distant past
10 months ago
neil gaiman and joe hill are the only reasons i continue to buy actual hardcover books anymore....along with david brin i guess
10 months ago
Tom "Life is a Highway" Cochrane?
10 months ago
someones been out grabbing pussy
10 months ago
Sooo a lot of people are losing their pussy?
10 months ago
mostly teenage girls
10 months ago
Their pussy or their cherry?
10 months ago
always have to drag it back to sex/porn
you are just as bad as lobos
10 months ago
To be honest, I hope she's dead. I hope she died on her first night out.

My parents left her with me, so in her eyes, she was abandoned. She was scared shitless. I went down into the basement and spent some quality time with her. (The door was always open, so she'd come poke her head up for about an hour and run back down). I was trying to show her that this place was safe, and that I wasn't going to ignore her. I hated the cat before then honestly. But I realized she wasn't such an asshole when I reached out to her. She had always been an asshole, but I guess it was just the fact she didn't trust humans. She was born into a house with big dogs and was the runt of the litter. It was my fault for opening the door outside too soon. Yet, she ran. I'm still feeling major guilt over this. My parents dismissed it, said she was old. Honestly if she does happen to come back she's my cat now. Fuck them. I feel bad because I could have done more for her. They could have done more for her. I know it's fucking whiny emo or whatever, but she's an old, half-blind, beat up cat and I kind of wanted her. She was actually pretty awesome once she came out of hiding, She came out of hiding once someone actually reached out to her and told her it was safe to come out.

Whatever, it's a cat, and I'm drunk.

Also, the whole "zeke's cat" thing isn't funny. I don't mean that I don't find it funny, I just mean, it's like, not funny at all. For anyone.
10 months ago
I let her look out the screen door on a night where there was a full moon and it was like 50F out. I went out with her, thinking she'd maybe stay near me. So much for that.
10 months ago
So let's lay this to rest
10 months ago
sorry zeke - didnt mean any disrespect or anything - it's just that i dont know any other way of dealing with stress and sad stuff except to joke about it - seags and dog might get that at least (?)

wanna hear the one about the virgin in a wheelchair now?
10 months ago
punchline:

"now, you're fucked"
10 months ago
* possum is here all week *
10 months ago
Well, I'm not too concerned because everyone here wants to pick out your weaknesses and feast on emotions.

I admit I was flipping out before.....now I've come to acceptance and sadness.

I just don't think it's funny for anyone here.

Also, it's a paraplegic at the beach.
10 months ago
The joke is a man was walking along the beach and sees a paraplegic crying. He stops and asks her why she's crying. She says "I've never been kissed before" So he kisses her.

Then a whole bunch more typing and drawing the joke out she says "i've never been fucked before" so he throws her in the ocean and says "there, now you're fucked."
10 months ago
^it was my wife's favorite joke
10 months ago
nice avi btw.
10 months ago
the face pic was me at a Vikings game in the 80's, the hat is pure thatdude
10 months ago
Apart from the Pats I'm liking the Vikings, Texans and I hate to say it but the Cowboys now.
10 months ago
fuck teh pats
10 months ago
Try it
10 months ago
I dare you
10 months ago
nope
10 months ago
last cigarette........but yeah SKOL
10 months ago
* possum gets out a new carton of newports and grins *
10 months ago
meh, keep your ghetto breath mints
10 months ago
I'm at the point where I like to smoke and like to drink, but don't need either anymore.
10 months ago
nite zeke
nite johnboy
nite yall
10 months ago
Goodnight sweet prince
10 months ago
holy fuck these old VHS tapes are grosser than i remember

ick plus ick = bleah
10 months ago
Post em
10 months ago
Gayz
10 months ago
recover password
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