points: 5

that was some party

walk it off

featuredwtf

by anonymon

submitted October 15th 2016

117 comments
what do you think? let everyone know!
that was some party
tagged:
comments (117)
yeah ... what happening indeed ?.....
2 years ago
They rented a hearse, got some flowers, and a coffin, some people and some other random shit then set up a scene and took a picture. In other words, it's super fakey.
2 years ago
fuck off tinkles
2 years ago
its not is it ?
2 years ago
Sweet jesus!!!!!!!!
2 years ago
That's my theory and I'm sticking with it.
2 years ago
I hate these alts
2 years ago
I've had it with these mother fucking alts on this mother fucking site!!!!!
2 years ago
lol
2 years ago
Everybody strap in!!!!!
2 years ago
I'm about to open some fucking windows.
2 years ago
The lack of an argument confirms my suspicions.
2 years ago
*muchospicions
2 years ago
Power tools makes it a win
2 years ago
been there.. done that...
2 years ago
I owe you an apology yak
2 years ago
It's coming....
2 years ago
excellent it worked.. im glad
2 years ago
yeah, thanks.
2 years ago
has anyone done your cat thing yet?
2 years ago
gross.
2 years ago
No. I'll take care of it I guess. She's probably near.
2 years ago
I've just been panicking, shouldn't be really.
2 years ago
well.. no.. you should be if your cat who is an indoor cat has escaped....
but are you calling all the pounds/humane societies ?
2 years ago
talking to all the neighboors
cuz you are going to have at least 2 or 3 crazy cat women.. who just feed all the neighboorhood cats..
2 years ago
so make sure you talk to all of them
2 years ago
Yeah, I need to talk to the other neighbors.

I was drunk and walked next door cuz they were having a fire.

I told them my cat was missing. I came back and started listening to music. She knocked on my door and told me her husband was dead :/
2 years ago
Maybe I should get some flowers?
2 years ago
Wat
2 years ago
Yeah he died like a month ago. Apparently she was drunk and thought it was pertinent to knock on my door and tell me that......
2 years ago
Ummm. O.K.......
2 years ago
yeah, pretty much.
2 years ago
And your feline
2 years ago
this sounds like a david lynch movie
2 years ago
Well, she's not really mine......I guess she's my problem now though. My parents moved to Florida for like 6months and they dumped the cat off on me. She mostly hid for the 4 days I knew her and she was kind of opening up to me a bit, so I started kind of liking her. She's a Maine Coon and I read that they're known to follow you around, and she was doing that a little bit. I had a little buddy. Then I figured since it was midnight and there was a full moon and it was like 50F out I'd just let her roam around with me. She bolted. Haven't seen her since.
2 years ago
I hate cats and my wife has one, sooo I kinda like this hairy rat.
2 years ago
Yeah. As much as someone can hate cats, you have one around and they're not all that bad.
2 years ago
Well hope she comes back, could be she's off on her own
2 years ago
Also when I got her she was covered in ticks so I guess I went into mommy mode.
2 years ago
I just like to picture her Homeward Bound but chances are she's in a neighbor's garage.
2 years ago
What say you yak?

Gone or might come back?
2 years ago
I don't think he cares. Not his cat.
2 years ago
Yak loves animals
2 years ago
His...
2 years ago
Yak might be an asshole but he still has a heart
2 years ago
...........
2 years ago
i like both cats and dogs.. and most other animals...
2 years ago
See
2 years ago
i think that if the cat is out.. if you go around leaving food/water around and talking to people around the area.. you have an ok of getting it back
2 years ago
I knew the bastard had a heart
2 years ago
* whunu weeps knowing that Jew bastard is more than money *
2 years ago
She has blankets hung out and food out.

I need to make a ladder to get on my roof to repair a leak, and I was thinking I'd just throw her mattress up there. Thing is I don't think she'd come to me if called, I have to find her.
2 years ago
The idea behind the mattress is she'll smell it from a long ass ways away and know where home is........if she even wants to come back.

I want her to come back :(

Even though I'd be the first to say I despise cats.
2 years ago
She knows our flat as her last point of reference
2 years ago
Whunu whose cat are you talking about, yours or mine?
2 years ago
Meant yours
2 years ago
Sorry
2 years ago
She's not feral so she should come back.
2 years ago
Yeah thing is she doesn't know my place.

First time she went out.

Thought she'd stay with me :/
2 years ago
Hopefully
2 years ago
Well, she didn't......she ran.....
2 years ago
Sorry Zeke
2 years ago
Whunu are you even paying attention?
2 years ago
you dont need to put shit on your roof....
make it easy for her to find
2 years ago
I've put her blankets out, it's just a mattress she had with blankets on top. I figure it smells like the basement.
2 years ago
HEY YOU YAK MAN!!!

GOODNIGHT TO YOU AND THOSE WHO DESERVE IT!
2 years ago
GOODNIGHT TO THOSE WHO DESERVE IT WHUNU!
2 years ago
Night Zeke, you're good people
2 years ago
You're not so bad yourself whunu
2 years ago
Peace out....love
2 years ago
Don't call me love
2 years ago
I said....

Oh fuck it!

If it makes you happy, good night love
2 years ago
8)
2 years ago
YAK!!
2 years ago
It does make me happy.
2 years ago
For ole times sake back in the late 90's.

Nigh, nigh.
2 years ago
Just remember Whunu started the whole nigh nigh thing
2 years ago
Damn yak meant back in the 2003's
2 years ago
Nigh Nigh Whunu
2 years ago
Nigh nigh Zeke man
2 years ago
* whunu is drunk, time to sleep, nigh nigh *
2 years ago
* whunu love Mucho Sucko *
2 years ago
I gotta get up and make a ladder and get booze and flowers I guess and talk to my neighbors and be back by 1 to watch the GOAT.

Life's fuckin tough.
2 years ago
In reality though I'll probably stay here all night, get booze at 4 and not do the rest of that.
2 years ago
Oh and no yak I haven't called any shelters yet. I figure 4 days is pretty much the cusp.

Just read that
2 years ago
She's used to being outside, but she's not used to being here. I admit I was kind of needlessly panicking up to about this point.
2 years ago
After tomorrow I need to put up posters and start walking in the dark and shit.
2 years ago
are you still living in a golf shack?
2 years ago
No. I got me a trailer!
2 years ago
it's a trailer with a basement and an addition on a plot of land.....

I thought we'd been over this
2 years ago
how the fuck do you have a basement in a trailer...
2 years ago
Idk, the guy that built it moved his trailer onto a foundation and built a little add-on for his wood stove.......then he went broke and sold it to me.
2 years ago
it was cheap, and I got woods to cut firewood and shit.
2 years ago
https://goo.gl/photos/tchGcQeeS7LTM3kU9
2 years ago
Noice. I've given up beer though. Not that coffee brandy is any better.

I've hopped on the bandwagon and gone wheat and dairy free.

I hate myself I hate myself I hate myself
2 years ago
coffee.... brandy?
2 years ago
Mmm....Mr Boston Coffee Brandy™ is brewed in Lewiston, ME

Honestly it's kind of shit. Gold Crown is dank though.
2 years ago
But Mr Boston is like $7 for a fifth

I forget what Canadians call it.....not a mickey, not a handle
2 years ago
750 ml
2 years ago
That does me good most nights.

But I'm actually down to drinking once a week.

Need to stop for real but still getting shitty on Saturdays.
2 years ago
Mix that shit up with some vanilla almond milk and it's sugar overload
2 years ago
so are you saying you dont drink booze anymore?
2 years ago
Coffee Brandy is.....well, brandy. Basically coffee liqeur, it's 60 proof I think?

I drink one of those once a week.
2 years ago
So I'm definitely still classified as an "alcoholic" because I'm drinking to excess. Little battles, though.
2 years ago
baby steps....
are you still chugging sambuca?
2 years ago
I don't remember the last time I had sambuca.

It's still sugar-loaded alcohol though.

But, I got drunk tonight, and I'm not passed out, soooo
2 years ago
I'm actually drinking water....an absolute madman!
2 years ago
I also got drunk Thursday night......but let's blame that on the cat
2 years ago
I'm doing better.
2 years ago
How's shit been for you, Yak?
2 years ago
Annnnd nothing......
2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/YY11elV.jpg
2 years ago
you fuckin chump...hang around here for more than 3 hours and then say whuner aint so bad..hes a fuckin stage 7 site cancer..
why arent you dead yet drunkie
2 years ago
I cringed and I scrolled and I scrolled and I cringed
2 years ago
holy fuck...
2 years ago
*ima piss
2 years ago
recover password
most discussed

below are mucho's most discussed submissions of the last 12 hours. join in on the discussion!