points: -7

another returning customer

some people just want to watch the phone burn

fail

by MetalGear

submitted October 11th 2016

95 comments
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comments (95)
whats this fucking shit
2 years ago
hey that was a good sub
2 years ago
it wasnt
2 years ago

Steven_Seagull
took a while but i finally recognized the irony in a deadbeat leaving his kids behind loser like fries_please to sub something titled "where has daddy gone".

he's gone to shit little one, be glad you didn't see it.
21 seconds ago
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2 years ago
you wouldn't see a good sub anyway... you have fallen into the ralms of thatdude and squidley
2 years ago
*realms
2 years ago
do i have to link "mind of an englishman" again? cuz i will. fuck i could even make a second one by now, you are the undisputzed king of fucking awful unfunny moron subs. so shut your cock garbler and pour yourself another glass of regret juice you fucking imbecile.
2 years ago
That was a good sub fries. I liked the creepiness of it.
2 years ago
you like the taste of your own boogers too, so that's not saying much
2 years ago
Funny how you think you know what people do or don't like, what they feel, think, etc. etc.
2 years ago
Let me try it!

You wish your momma would still be alive and the drunk she was.

You secretly hate yourself.

You like taking advantage of any welfare system you can.
2 years ago
Hey that was fun!
2 years ago
It makes it true too...ya know
2 years ago
Run off
2 years ago
so super fucking cringe.

seriously, does your idiocy never bother you?
2 years ago
Reese's peanut butter cup ice cream may just be one of the greatest inventions of all time.
2 years ago
That is all...
2 years ago
yuk
2 years ago
I will cut your fucking face off...
2 years ago
peanuts
2 years ago
i love ben& jerry's "utter peanut butter clutter"
2 years ago
"peanut buttercup" is okay too but "u.p.b.c." is like frozen meth.... you just cant stop
2 years ago
buttercup is what your mum called you
2 years ago
your mom called you "mistake", so i'm perfectly fine with buttercup in comparison
2 years ago
Na, she always said you were an accident shitbird. Like as in she accidentally fucked up her life.
2 years ago
she planned me. much to the surprise of my dad... but keep reaching.
2 years ago
She planned you so she could give you drunken misery most of your life.
2 years ago
Run off
2 years ago
wat? so you dont know what that means either? is there any words you ACTUALLY DO KNOW HOW TO USE?
2 years ago
You left, gave up and didn't reply. I even waited 21 hours, and you were here during that time. Soooo yeah, run off bitch.
2 years ago
sure.... you're a winner.

pat yourself on the back and feel good about your win.... i'll be over here laughing my ass off at your utter moronity. as usual. you cringeworthy piece of shit.
2 years ago
I LOVE the fact that you HATE being wrong AND losing.

* whunu smirks *
2 years ago
yes, that is what is happening here... it's not at all you making yourself look like an utter tard once more.
2 years ago
you know, mongoloids usually smirk at nothing.
2 years ago
You poor little fuck that suffered a mommy defect. Momma was a complete alky fuck not worth a shit.
Did it suck being a retard child?
2 years ago
I wouldn't know. I'm not the nigger kid suffering under your roof
2 years ago
Does trailers have a roof or is it more of a hull?
2 years ago
*does trailers*

English much?
2 years ago
Her English is 10x better than yours and it's probably her 3rd language. I'd feel pretty stupid if I were you.
2 years ago
I've seen some of the shite you've typed and it isn't any better.

Still stands.


whunu
*does trailers*

English much?
2 years ago
What still stands, is that you are easily the dumbest person on mucho.
2 years ago
That's dumb.
2 years ago
whunob - 0

everyone else - 95561251548566262652541541652626266541616326651564154546565654644498484894894869667158562162316251636312621522161262622606206206209260260260
2 years ago
If the left side of his body was burned, why isn't his left hand burned as well?
2 years ago
Callous built up from jackin it lefty.
2 years ago
Mirrors and special lighting
2 years ago
damn it vom, nitty picky
2 years ago
And another thing, who holds their phone like that?
2 years ago
cuz this sub is shit
2 years ago
your face is shit
2 years ago
with peanuts in
2 years ago
cry moar you little homo
2 years ago
who's crying
2 years ago
not me
2 years ago
Also, it's hard to believe Two-Face would buy a Galaxy Note 7. He used to be a rich district attorney. I image he'd buy an iPhone.
2 years ago
Unless he flipped a coin for it.
2 years ago
well, a galaxy edge 7 maybe.... do those explode too?
2 years ago
shit vom, halloween avvy....?
2 years ago
Just getting into the spirit of things, frankly.
2 years ago
always with the puns.....
2 years ago
is that a reflex by now? you even notice when you do it?
2 years ago
Sometimes. It's as if I always trying to think of dumb pun. Scary, isn't it?
2 years ago
how many relationships did that fuck up for you by now? you joined "punonymous" yet? it's a more common affliction than you might think
2 years ago
Depends on the girl. Most just groan and roll their eyes. But once in a while one will think it's hilarious and tries to join in. That's very rare.
2 years ago
and usually cringeworthy i bet....
2 years ago
i bet it sounds similar to a bloated minnesota shitlump trying to pun
2 years ago
Wrong thread fuck nut.

Reply fail
2 years ago
go fuckin die you subhuman
2 years ago
Two faced people usually goes for Blackberrys
2 years ago
love what you did with the borders of the pic, very professional editing
2 years ago
beggars can't be choosers
2 years ago
literally 15 seconds

http://i.imgur.com/4C3ktEb.jpg

you imbecile
2 years ago
15 secs of your left wasted, never going to get them back
why don't you get a t-shirt with 'I wasted 15 secs of my life editing out a border to prove a point'
2 years ago
peak irony
2 years ago
consider how long it took you to sub this and type all those moronic comments
2 years ago
pot kettle birdy
2 years ago
did you just "no u" my "no u" ?

amazing. just when i thought your quiver couldn't be anymore empty...
2 years ago
I know of a place you can get that t-shirt printed out
2 years ago
it's like you're getting dumber by the minute...
2 years ago
https://i.imgur.com/7VcVFAj.gifv
2 years ago
speaking of fucked up borders
2 years ago
* squatface grand mals *
2 years ago
* whunu gets a tongue depressor to keep squat from choking, has second thoughts and just watches from a distance *
2 years ago
cringe
2 years ago
And I saw all that I made and it was good.
2 years ago
shut the fuck up you retarded idiot
2 years ago
Make me
2 years ago
You should've subbed that gif, MetalGear. That shit is hilarious.
2 years ago
Tommy Lee Jones was better.
2 years ago
I would love to be a Samsung employee for a day when they laid the gauntlet down to discontinue this phone. Doing the walk of product shame is always fun....

2 years ago
This is why I shit on my phone before I go to bed
2 years ago
Ps. Reddit called and said you're a sad cunt
2 years ago
reddit can go fuck itself
2 years ago
bullshit
2 years ago
recover password
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