points: -7

another returning customer

some people just want to watch the phone burn

fail

by MetalGear

submitted October 11th 2016

95 comments
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another returning customer
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comments (95)
whats this fucking shit
1 year ago
hey that was a good sub
1 year ago
it wasnt
1 year ago

Steven_Seagull
took a while but i finally recognized the irony in a deadbeat leaving his kids behind loser like fries_please to sub something titled "where has daddy gone".

he's gone to shit little one, be glad you didn't see it.
21 seconds ago
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1 year ago
you wouldn't see a good sub anyway... you have fallen into the ralms of thatdude and squidley
1 year ago
*realms
1 year ago
do i have to link "mind of an englishman" again? cuz i will. fuck i could even make a second one by now, you are the undisputzed king of fucking awful unfunny moron subs. so shut your cock garbler and pour yourself another glass of regret juice you fucking imbecile.
1 year ago
That was a good sub fries. I liked the creepiness of it.
1 year ago
you like the taste of your own boogers too, so that's not saying much
1 year ago
Funny how you think you know what people do or don't like, what they feel, think, etc. etc.
1 year ago
Let me try it!

You wish your momma would still be alive and the drunk she was.

You secretly hate yourself.

You like taking advantage of any welfare system you can.
1 year ago
Hey that was fun!
1 year ago
It makes it true too...ya know
1 year ago
Run off
1 year ago
so super fucking cringe.

seriously, does your idiocy never bother you?
1 year ago
Reese's peanut butter cup ice cream may just be one of the greatest inventions of all time.
1 year ago
That is all...
1 year ago
yuk
1 year ago
I will cut your fucking face off...
1 year ago
peanuts
1 year ago
i love ben& jerry's "utter peanut butter clutter"
1 year ago
"peanut buttercup" is okay too but "u.p.b.c." is like frozen meth.... you just cant stop
1 year ago
buttercup is what your mum called you
1 year ago
your mom called you "mistake", so i'm perfectly fine with buttercup in comparison
1 year ago
Na, she always said you were an accident shitbird. Like as in she accidentally fucked up her life.
1 year ago
she planned me. much to the surprise of my dad... but keep reaching.
1 year ago
She planned you so she could give you drunken misery most of your life.
1 year ago
Run off
1 year ago
wat? so you dont know what that means either? is there any words you ACTUALLY DO KNOW HOW TO USE?
1 year ago
You left, gave up and didn't reply. I even waited 21 hours, and you were here during that time. Soooo yeah, run off bitch.
1 year ago
sure.... you're a winner.

pat yourself on the back and feel good about your win.... i'll be over here laughing my ass off at your utter moronity. as usual. you cringeworthy piece of shit.
1 year ago
I LOVE the fact that you HATE being wrong AND losing.

* whunu smirks *
1 year ago
yes, that is what is happening here... it's not at all you making yourself look like an utter tard once more.
1 year ago
you know, mongoloids usually smirk at nothing.
1 year ago
You poor little fuck that suffered a mommy defect. Momma was a complete alky fuck not worth a shit.
Did it suck being a retard child?
1 year ago
I wouldn't know. I'm not the nigger kid suffering under your roof
1 year ago
Does trailers have a roof or is it more of a hull?
1 year ago
*does trailers*

English much?
1 year ago
Her English is 10x better than yours and it's probably her 3rd language. I'd feel pretty stupid if I were you.
1 year ago
I've seen some of the shite you've typed and it isn't any better.

Still stands.


whunu
*does trailers*

English much?
1 year ago
What still stands, is that you are easily the dumbest person on mucho.
1 year ago
That's dumb.
1 year ago
whunob - 0

everyone else - 95561251548566262652541541652626266541616326651564154546565654644498484894894869667158562162316251636312621522161262622606206206209260260260
1 year ago
If the left side of his body was burned, why isn't his left hand burned as well?
1 year ago
Callous built up from jackin it lefty.
1 year ago
Mirrors and special lighting
1 year ago
damn it vom, nitty picky
1 year ago
And another thing, who holds their phone like that?
1 year ago
cuz this sub is shit
1 year ago
your face is shit
1 year ago
with peanuts in
1 year ago
cry moar you little homo
1 year ago
who's crying
1 year ago
not me
1 year ago
Also, it's hard to believe Two-Face would buy a Galaxy Note 7. He used to be a rich district attorney. I image he'd buy an iPhone.
1 year ago
Unless he flipped a coin for it.
1 year ago
well, a galaxy edge 7 maybe.... do those explode too?
1 year ago
shit vom, halloween avvy....?
1 year ago
Just getting into the spirit of things, frankly.
1 year ago
always with the puns.....
1 year ago
is that a reflex by now? you even notice when you do it?
1 year ago
Sometimes. It's as if I always trying to think of dumb pun. Scary, isn't it?
1 year ago
how many relationships did that fuck up for you by now? you joined "punonymous" yet? it's a more common affliction than you might think
1 year ago
Depends on the girl. Most just groan and roll their eyes. But once in a while one will think it's hilarious and tries to join in. That's very rare.
1 year ago
and usually cringeworthy i bet....
1 year ago
i bet it sounds similar to a bloated minnesota shitlump trying to pun
1 year ago
Wrong thread fuck nut.

Reply fail
1 year ago
go fuckin die you subhuman
1 year ago
Two faced people usually goes for Blackberrys
1 year ago
love what you did with the borders of the pic, very professional editing
1 year ago
beggars can't be choosers
1 year ago
literally 15 seconds

http://i.imgur.com/4C3ktEb.jpg

you imbecile
1 year ago
15 secs of your left wasted, never going to get them back
why don't you get a t-shirt with 'I wasted 15 secs of my life editing out a border to prove a point'
1 year ago
peak irony
1 year ago
consider how long it took you to sub this and type all those moronic comments
1 year ago
pot kettle birdy
1 year ago
did you just "no u" my "no u" ?

amazing. just when i thought your quiver couldn't be anymore empty...
1 year ago
I know of a place you can get that t-shirt printed out
1 year ago
it's like you're getting dumber by the minute...
1 year ago
https://i.imgur.com/7VcVFAj.gifv
1 year ago
speaking of fucked up borders
1 year ago
* squatface grand mals *
1 year ago
* whunu gets a tongue depressor to keep squat from choking, has second thoughts and just watches from a distance *
1 year ago
cringe
1 year ago
And I saw all that I made and it was good.
1 year ago
shut the fuck up you retarded idiot
1 year ago
Make me
1 year ago
You should've subbed that gif, MetalGear. That shit is hilarious.
1 year ago
Tommy Lee Jones was better.
1 year ago
I would love to be a Samsung employee for a day when they laid the gauntlet down to discontinue this phone. Doing the walk of product shame is always fun....

1 year ago
This is why I shit on my phone before I go to bed
1 year ago
Ps. Reddit called and said you're a sad cunt
1 year ago
reddit can go fuck itself
1 year ago
bullshit
1 year ago
recover password
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