points: -7

another returning customer

some people just want to watch the phone burn

fail

by MetalGear

submitted October 11th 2016

95 comments
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whats this fucking shit
10 months ago
hey that was a good sub
10 months ago
it wasnt
10 months ago

Steven_Seagull
took a while but i finally recognized the irony in a deadbeat leaving his kids behind loser like fries_please to sub something titled "where has daddy gone".

he's gone to shit little one, be glad you didn't see it.
21 seconds ago
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10 months ago
you wouldn't see a good sub anyway... you have fallen into the ralms of thatdude and squidley
10 months ago
*realms
10 months ago
do i have to link "mind of an englishman" again? cuz i will. fuck i could even make a second one by now, you are the undisputzed king of fucking awful unfunny moron subs. so shut your cock garbler and pour yourself another glass of regret juice you fucking imbecile.
10 months ago
That was a good sub fries. I liked the creepiness of it.
10 months ago
you like the taste of your own boogers too, so that's not saying much
10 months ago
Funny how you think you know what people do or don't like, what they feel, think, etc. etc.
10 months ago
Let me try it!

You wish your momma would still be alive and the drunk she was.

You secretly hate yourself.

You like taking advantage of any welfare system you can.
10 months ago
Hey that was fun!
10 months ago
It makes it true too...ya know
10 months ago
Run off
10 months ago
so super fucking cringe.

seriously, does your idiocy never bother you?
10 months ago
Reese's peanut butter cup ice cream may just be one of the greatest inventions of all time.
10 months ago
That is all...
10 months ago
yuk
10 months ago
I will cut your fucking face off...
10 months ago
peanuts
10 months ago
i love ben& jerry's "utter peanut butter clutter"
10 months ago
"peanut buttercup" is okay too but "u.p.b.c." is like frozen meth.... you just cant stop
10 months ago
buttercup is what your mum called you
10 months ago
your mom called you "mistake", so i'm perfectly fine with buttercup in comparison
10 months ago
Na, she always said you were an accident shitbird. Like as in she accidentally fucked up her life.
10 months ago
she planned me. much to the surprise of my dad... but keep reaching.
10 months ago
She planned you so she could give you drunken misery most of your life.
10 months ago
Run off
10 months ago
wat? so you dont know what that means either? is there any words you ACTUALLY DO KNOW HOW TO USE?
10 months ago
You left, gave up and didn't reply. I even waited 21 hours, and you were here during that time. Soooo yeah, run off bitch.
10 months ago
sure.... you're a winner.

pat yourself on the back and feel good about your win.... i'll be over here laughing my ass off at your utter moronity. as usual. you cringeworthy piece of shit.
10 months ago
I LOVE the fact that you HATE being wrong AND losing.

* whunu smirks *
10 months ago
yes, that is what is happening here... it's not at all you making yourself look like an utter tard once more.
10 months ago
you know, mongoloids usually smirk at nothing.
10 months ago
You poor little fuck that suffered a mommy defect. Momma was a complete alky fuck not worth a shit.
Did it suck being a retard child?
10 months ago
I wouldn't know. I'm not the nigger kid suffering under your roof
10 months ago
Does trailers have a roof or is it more of a hull?
10 months ago
*does trailers*

English much?
10 months ago
Her English is 10x better than yours and it's probably her 3rd language. I'd feel pretty stupid if I were you.
10 months ago
I've seen some of the shite you've typed and it isn't any better.

Still stands.


whunu
*does trailers*

English much?
10 months ago
What still stands, is that you are easily the dumbest person on mucho.
10 months ago
That's dumb.
10 months ago
whunob - 0

everyone else - 95561251548566262652541541652626266541616326651564154546565654644498484894894869667158562162316251636312621522161262622606206206209260260260
10 months ago
If the left side of his body was burned, why isn't his left hand burned as well?
10 months ago
Callous built up from jackin it lefty.
10 months ago
Mirrors and special lighting
10 months ago
damn it vom, nitty picky
10 months ago
And another thing, who holds their phone like that?
10 months ago
cuz this sub is shit
10 months ago
your face is shit
10 months ago
with peanuts in
10 months ago
cry moar you little homo
10 months ago
who's crying
10 months ago
not me
10 months ago
Also, it's hard to believe Two-Face would buy a Galaxy Note 7. He used to be a rich district attorney. I image he'd buy an iPhone.
10 months ago
Unless he flipped a coin for it.
10 months ago
well, a galaxy edge 7 maybe.... do those explode too?
10 months ago
shit vom, halloween avvy....?
10 months ago
Just getting into the spirit of things, frankly.
10 months ago
always with the puns.....
10 months ago
is that a reflex by now? you even notice when you do it?
10 months ago
Sometimes. It's as if I always trying to think of dumb pun. Scary, isn't it?
10 months ago
how many relationships did that fuck up for you by now? you joined "punonymous" yet? it's a more common affliction than you might think
10 months ago
Depends on the girl. Most just groan and roll their eyes. But once in a while one will think it's hilarious and tries to join in. That's very rare.
10 months ago
and usually cringeworthy i bet....
10 months ago
i bet it sounds similar to a bloated minnesota shitlump trying to pun
10 months ago
Wrong thread fuck nut.

Reply fail
10 months ago
go fuckin die you subhuman
10 months ago
Two faced people usually goes for Blackberrys
10 months ago
love what you did with the borders of the pic, very professional editing
10 months ago
beggars can't be choosers
10 months ago
literally 15 seconds

http://i.imgur.com/4C3ktEb.jpg

you imbecile
10 months ago
15 secs of your left wasted, never going to get them back
why don't you get a t-shirt with 'I wasted 15 secs of my life editing out a border to prove a point'
10 months ago
peak irony
10 months ago
consider how long it took you to sub this and type all those moronic comments
10 months ago
pot kettle birdy
10 months ago
did you just "no u" my "no u" ?

amazing. just when i thought your quiver couldn't be anymore empty...
10 months ago
I know of a place you can get that t-shirt printed out
10 months ago
it's like you're getting dumber by the minute...
10 months ago
https://i.imgur.com/7VcVFAj.gifv
10 months ago
speaking of fucked up borders
10 months ago
* squatface grand mals *
10 months ago
* whunu gets a tongue depressor to keep squat from choking, has second thoughts and just watches from a distance *
10 months ago
cringe
10 months ago
And I saw all that I made and it was good.
10 months ago
shut the fuck up you retarded idiot
10 months ago
Make me
10 months ago
You should've subbed that gif, MetalGear. That shit is hilarious.
10 months ago
Tommy Lee Jones was better.
10 months ago
I would love to be a Samsung employee for a day when they laid the gauntlet down to discontinue this phone. Doing the walk of product shame is always fun....

10 months ago
This is why I shit on my phone before I go to bed
10 months ago
Ps. Reddit called and said you're a sad cunt
10 months ago
reddit can go fuck itself
10 months ago
bullshit
10 months ago
recover password
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