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Barrets not dead

he followed the call of his people (the faggots) and became a hairdresser in the hipsterest part of Stockholm Sweden

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by Steven_Seagull

submitted October 8th 2016

281 comments
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Barrets not dead
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sorry prez, I left my emergency spoon at home
2 years ago
You could have gone home and got it by now...
2 years ago
yeah,and you could've built and sold a gameboy 3 months ago.... point being?
2 years ago
OH SNAP!!
2 years ago
Oh snap is right.....
2 years ago
You fuck!!!!
2 years ago
muahahahaha
2 years ago
Shut the fuck up seagull
2 years ago
make me paco
2 years ago
gimme your best shot
2 years ago
if mucho is a staircase you're the dried out piece of dog shit somebody scraped of his boot on the lowest step..
2 years ago
cryax is correct though
2 years ago
Let me go over there and i will give you my best shot
2 years ago
but at least you're wearing a sombrero and talk funny...
2 years ago
If mucho was *
2 years ago
just call me up when you land in Bromma, i'll come to the airport and feed you your teeth.... with a very special spoon.
2 years ago
Dumb fuck lol
2 years ago
irony lol
2 years ago
Nope no irony lol
2 years ago
hey fries, you know who was correct? your wife and kids when they decided to leave your worthless fat drunk ass behind and refuse all contact with you.
2 years ago
anyways, if you two homosexual downs gladiators are the best company this place has to offer there is really no point in staying logged in..
2 years ago
Do it front of the varbershop and take new pics or it never happened
2 years ago
what's a varber? are you typing with your freaky toes again??
2 years ago
The varbershop ?
2 years ago
lol mexicans are slow lol
2 years ago
Glad to see you're making yourself laugh
2 years ago
hardcore retort bro
2 years ago
Get a job bum holio
2 years ago
why? to end like you?
2 years ago
That money is going to run dry one day
2 years ago
Then you will end up sucking dick for quarters on the street
2 years ago
Freaky toe type pwns
2 years ago
*cryax unzips pants and checks for loose change*
2 years ago
* possum pants *
2 years ago
mail fatty a link to this, maybe he'll come back for a bit
2 years ago
* possum releases lefse-pigeon *
2 years ago
i so wish you'd really walk around with that hat in real life poss.... it's gangster as FUCK
2 years ago
*gansta
2 years ago
that too
2 years ago
FUCKING A!

THIS IS MY 400TH SUB!

didn't even plan that, kinda cool that it is actual oc.

even though it's lame as fuck.
2 years ago
its the best thing youve ever subbed
2 years ago
lemme check
2 years ago
i was actually gonna go through all 400, but there's no competition,
resubbing this lost gem was the best thing i ever did in all my 600 lifetimes of mucho (counting alts)
2 years ago
* Steven_Seagull rkings in a general possumish direction and nods *
2 years ago
this. i'm talking about this
2 years ago
wait
2 years ago
here it comes
2 years ago
almost there
2 years ago
BEST. SUB. EVER.
2 years ago
my own personal ofar
2 years ago
Worst 400th ever
2 years ago
My 400th is more better
2 years ago
so good they needed to make a horrendous song to accompany it?
2 years ago
it is the most beautiful song in the history of sound
2 years ago
yeah ok seagullbruiser
2 years ago
gnnnnn.... ouch
2 years ago
hoo hooo
2 years ago
i have at least three personal OFARS:
2 years ago
hmm, five ofars
2 years ago
GOD IS DEAD
2 years ago
....are you not entertained?...
2 years ago
* NixonsGhost throws Russell Crowe at possum *
2 years ago
Email me cunt
2 years ago
Yes you Nixon, you told me to email you.

Email me, if not shut the heck up
2 years ago
I bet your weak ass doesn't
2 years ago
You talk shit, talk shit via mail girl
2 years ago
I know you will not cause your a bitch, email me cunt!
Love you asswipe ;)
2 years ago
shut up moron
2 years ago
Fuck you whunu
2 years ago
You don't get it.....
2 years ago
YOU throw me the idol THEN I throw you the whip....
2 years ago
Harrison Ford
2 years ago
Good job getting a reference, retard
2 years ago
Hmmm, why thank you very much. I thought so.
2 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KU7wFCy0mF4
2 years ago
No one cares
2 years ago
Get a manicure you savage!!!!!
2 years ago
* NixonsGhost calls salon and asks to speak to the creepy guy loitering out front taking pictures of his unkempt hands *
2 years ago
the fuck is wrong with my hands now?
2 years ago
also they know me there
2 years ago
Youre in front of a salon.... they will find something
2 years ago
"obehagligt tyska" they call me
2 years ago
Jesus
2 years ago
I would totally call them if i knew you were there
2 years ago
And if i could speak swedish to them
2 years ago
and say what??
2 years ago
That would help
2 years ago
"hey you guys wanna pre-buy some gameboys?"
2 years ago
Not sure... i think better on my feet wlon that kind of stuff
2 years ago
Ha...... "my european distributor is walking outside and lost"
2 years ago
btw check this shit out:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jweRkxGF1mA
2 years ago
"He is easy to spot. He likes taking pictires of his wooden hand outside salons"
2 years ago
it's wax actually
2 years ago
Hmmmm i love it and hate it
2 years ago
All that for a zero build....
2 years ago
And a pi 3 that wont fit?
2 years ago
I need to get on on that other prototype and abandon the gwmeboy route
2 years ago
oh the 3 will fit with his board, you just need a gpio extender cable
2 years ago
Hmmmmmm
2 years ago
* NixonsGhost calls salon to confirm *
2 years ago
hey nix, how does a vampire cum?
2 years ago
he edraculates!!!
2 years ago
Sweet baby jesus
2 years ago
how does this bullcrap get featured
2 years ago
it's your fault.

there's a secret script that gets any sub featured that makers it to 50 comments without you whining pissing and moaning like the dickless little beta cuck you are.
2 years ago
makes*
2 years ago
well that a fucking lie for a start
2 years ago
don't talk like black people, use auxiliaries
2 years ago
"wat dat mean? dat a lie!"

are you jamaican?
2 years ago
mon
2 years ago
or rather "mong" in your case
2 years ago
what im saying is you're a fucking liar
2 years ago
well, maybe, but i'm a liar with a featured and most discussed sub.

you're just a sad sack of fail with tears on your face and cum in your cheeks
2 years ago
like a hamster
2 years ago
a cum hamster, cheeks full of rotten yellow whunax splooge
2 years ago
a cumster
2 years ago
om nom nom gobble gobble glurg
2 years ago
whunu isn't even around at the moment...
2 years ago
so explain the 'whunax splooge' nonsense
2 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eHtuOgtlUjg
2 years ago
I get subs with 50+ comments and I complain and still don't get featured... your logic is flawed
2 years ago
last seen one second agao

already downvoted this sub

most likely came in your mouth 4 times already
2 years ago
you dumb drunk blind moron, whine some more, it amuses me...
2 years ago
fries-please
I get subs with 50+ comments and I complain and still don't get featured... your logic is flawed
18 seconds ago
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my logic is not flawed, you're just an idiot. read again what i wrote.
2 years ago
im not whining , im stating facts
2 years ago
seriously, stop adopting whunu's idiocies, it's bad enough that he doesn't know what a fact is. you pretending not to know either is just cringeworthy to the maximum.
2 years ago
also, you already sound like an idiot, you don't have to try any harder
2 years ago
stop trying to get so many comments on your bullshit sub
2 years ago
its pathetic
2 years ago
omfg stop being paranoid about numbers that dont mean anything to anyone...
2 years ago
these comments only serve one purpose, messing with your tear glands. works boss so far.
2 years ago
pathetic is a grown man living alone with a cat spending all his waking hours on a lame website and being paranoid about numbers while getting drunk on discount vodka
2 years ago
that is pathetic
2 years ago
That is you, that's what you sound like. Except the cat part.
2 years ago
and i'm not alone, don't drink, have barely been on mucho in the last couple weeks and don't give a shit about votes, comments or rep. so yeah, this was maybe the dumbest "NO U" you ever attempted.
2 years ago
i really wish you could see yourself sometimes. it weould kill you. you know, like hearing your own voice on tape for the first time? if you ever actually see yourself, you will commit suicide. your ignorance is literally saving you from death, so me wishing for you to stop being retarded is kind of a death sentence should it ever happen.... funny how life works.
2 years ago
now please, gimme that moronic "NO U"

i cant wait.
2 years ago
* Steven_Seagull logs out *
2 years ago
bye
2 years ago
* fries-please is currently nailing 'Gary' heads to the walls in Vault 108 *
2 years ago
why the fuck are you playing f3 again? didnt you get the xbone specifically for 4?
2 years ago
wait
2 years ago
lemme guess
2 years ago
had to pawn the xbone for vodka money
2 years ago
no... I bought Fallout4 and got Fallout 3 free ... so im currently playing that
2 years ago
you do know that Fallout 3 is the greatest game ever
2 years ago
f3 was pretty good, but after over 100 hours i put into it and most of the dlc i have no desire to go back.... or ever playing another huge sprawling but empty sandbox rpg made by bethesda ever again
2 years ago
f3 is the greatest game ever in the same way transformers3 is the best movie ever.... which is to say not even remotely close
2 years ago
if the best game ever is a nice beach on a pacific isle then f3 is walking through kazhakstan without a pack mule
2 years ago
There was a transformers 3?
2 years ago
I think they're at 5 or 6 now.
2 years ago
The Last Knight will be the fifth one, I believe.
2 years ago
The fact that both you gaylords know that makes you gay
2 years ago
Thought you were leaving?
fries-please
fuck this , the suns shining im off outdoors
45 minutes ago
report spam | like | stfu
2 years ago
I am outdoors. I took my fone with me
2 years ago
Barret would spin in his grave, if he saw this horseshit.
2 years ago
featured ? fuck you seagull
2 years ago
Get some more alts to downvote you pussy
2 years ago
are you for real ? im about the only person here that doesn't 'alt'
2 years ago
Let's ask Big-Goolies, shall we
2 years ago
when was the last time you saw that one signed in
2 years ago
When was the last time I saw you NOT signed in? You're here 24/7 complaining and whining like a bitch. Bout time you fucking lived a life instead of dragging us down with your miserable comments
2 years ago
don't be as dumb as mako. ive already explained why I end up signed in here nearly all day
2 years ago
contrary to common thoughts I do have a live beyond mucho
2 years ago
Neither Mako or I have anything to do with why you're a miserable old git. Stop blaming others for your own behavior
2 years ago
As about now, your attitude is beginning to really piss me off
2 years ago
what attitude ? would you prefer it if every time I come here I give you a line like that tacoheaded idiot cryax gives you
2 years ago
Scrolly scroll
2 years ago
Shut the fuck up you
2 years ago
You don't really want me to do that, otherwise you wouldn't have commented.
2 years ago
You can still be here and stfu
2 years ago
Okay, then still be here and stfu
2 years ago
welcome ?
2 years ago
woah. how did you figure that one out? are you some kinda genius type person?
2 years ago
That was the easy part. What I don't understand is how it can be a greeting before you have entered. Surely it should be said once a person has gone in
2 years ago
Yeah, makes no sense at all http://i.imgur.com/undefined.jpg
2 years ago
Well, that was strange.
2 years ago
Let's try that again http://i.imgur.com/3kxaFko.jpg
2 years ago
Yes, Sweden is the place i would go if I wanted to open up a faggot salong.
2 years ago
YO BARRET!!
2 years ago
Barrel
2 years ago
Hey there Improved Mako. Good to see you up and about, and back to your punkypwing ways.
2 years ago
you too bro!! Glad to know you're still breathing man. The world would be a shitter place without you in it you know. Just like mucho is.
2 years ago
This is for you matey:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmj2s6uYuEs
2 years ago
GET UP, YOU SONOVA BITCH!! Cos Mako love ya ;)
2 years ago
Are you out of hospital yet?
2 years ago
Barret, you suck!
2 years ago
fucking hell, hello sporty
2 years ago
* Sporty waves *
2 years ago
Why are you making me have feelz when I'm trying to Mucho?...
The Barret loves you too Makosnapdragon.

Now I regret never watching the fifth Rocky movie.
2 years ago
just thought you might need a cheer up for once. Back to the mucho.
2 years ago
also, it's good, you should watch it. I don't know why people don't like it.
2 years ago
Doing a lot better mate, no hospitals, pills or breakdowns in a couple of months now. I'm in my life's best health, mentally and physically. I moved down south, went on some vacations.

Still fucked up and unemployed though, obviously.

What's your life situation at the moment?

I'm thinking about visiting Thailand for christmas, and spend the last of my savings getting drunk on cheap booze and fucking disease ridden hookers and ladyboys.
And shopping for more Hawaii shirts.
2 years ago
I relapsed and went back into hospital. Back on drugs but out of hospital. Back to my lazy bum self again now really lol.
2 years ago
The holiday sounds good. If I had savings, I'd come with you. It would be awesome! We could dare eachother to commit the worst acts of depravity.
2 years ago
That would be excellent.
121 Days of Sodom.
2 years ago
I'd come with you barret !!
2 years ago
Yeah you could come, id keep you tied up in my hotel room and pay hookers to come feed you ass-to-mouth every day.
2 years ago
This is getting too hot for me, I need to go fap.
2 years ago
Shit. I'd pay to see you two in Thailand.
2 years ago
yay barret
2 years ago
BAARREEET!!!!! GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE, NIGGER!!!!!!
2 years ago
* PunkyBruiser dramatic Nixons *
2 years ago
* NixonsGhost punky links *
2 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rxay2IJEkfQ
2 years ago
I emailed yak about that sub, poss.

^fact
2 years ago
which sub?
2 years ago
He hasn't emailed me back, though.
2 years ago
The Kursk?
2 years ago
* possum Red October's off *
2 years ago
* PunkyBruiser tackles possum *
2 years ago
creepy
2 years ago
I keep thinking about how all these re-habbers have to explain Mucho in the circle-of-chairs sessions.
2 years ago
OH MY FUCKING GOD...I'M MISSING A TOOTH.
2 years ago
*chromosome
2 years ago
HEY!
2 years ago
NURSE RATCHED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2 years ago
May I have my Cigarettes PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2 years ago
This is my theory Nix:
- Muchoer goes into rehab
-Is asked if s/he has any friends
- Muchoer explains all about Mucho
- Counselor checks it out
- Next morning, they're scheduled to be 're-trained'
- Muchoer disappears for months until they manage to escape
2 years ago
<3 > muchosucko
2 years ago
everything's so SUCKO nowadays.
2 years ago
"hello my name is possum, and i dont even know how i got here - i was just walking down the street and i got pulled into the room yup yup yup"
2 years ago
HI POSSUM
2 years ago
The cake is lie.....
2 years ago
God, I love Portal
2 years ago
it's been 3 minutes since my last sucko
2 years ago
^gay
2 years ago
Sorry, broseph.
2 years ago
* Jones remembers the last sucko fondly *
2 years ago
^dudes boyfriend
2 years ago
Here ya go punky..... put those skull candies on full throttle!!!!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uMK0prafzw0
2 years ago
Don't forget the spoons for your video of ladyboys tag teaming you. (Also eeecome back sweet prince)
2 years ago
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=nc5ew0RxkO8
2 years ago
Cool tune.
2 years ago
@Nixy

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XXlZfc1TrD0
2 years ago
No punky.....

for you.....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBDNzFuK0fc
2 years ago
NO... FOR YOU, NIGGLET

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GCmrLoYeO7E
2 years ago
ACID EVERYWHERE
2 years ago
it might be fun, tonight...
2 years ago
Watch out punky.... here comes "The Heater"!!!!!!
2 years ago
but then i would probably have to avoid human contact until February 2017 or so...
2 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=th-QbzRyMIE
2 years ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH
2 years ago
um
2 years ago
Put that in your ears buds and snort it!!!!!!!!!
2 years ago
Nixy's been dabbin'
2 years ago
he been somefing dats for sure
2 years ago
your stoner language makes no science.
2 years ago
I really hate my cellphone.
2 years ago
Fuck correcting my comment with that little "*" thingy
2 years ago
You mean like Cam Newton, or the other thing...
2 years ago
or both...
2 years ago
I sooo want your cock in my asshole, CAT
2 years ago
jk
2 years ago
Pro tip.... disable auto correct
2 years ago
* NixonsGhost types extra fast on samsung phone just to prove a point *
2 years ago
Careful...you'll overheat the battery.
2 years ago
Relax... it's a note 5. I can go as fast I want.
2 years ago
TWSS
2 years ago
Dont Do It!
2 years ago
7 hours ago?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WI8B5M1888o
2 years ago
*8
2 years ago
At the risk of causing Barret to relapse and have another breakdown... Where the fuck is our Muchocon video at?!
2 years ago
Where the fuck did I leave my anti-psychotics...

Well the 30ish% I finished (partially done by DangerousDug) is on my other computer, in a storage somewhere.

Maybe next year.
2 years ago
Maybe you left them by the boner-pills?
You have until February faggot - and we will be expecting at least two Muchoboys before New Year.
2 years ago
I shall doodle them on some paper
2 years ago
Join the Men's club http://i.imgur.com/W5mvSpD.jpg
2 years ago
Gossipy old hag club joined!
2 years ago
* Jones discusses seagull-, whunu- and makotics with Barret *
2 years ago
OHW LET THE PLEASURE BEGIN!!!
*Boxlightener know,s this face and the box changes chape and form one,s again*
2 years ago
Good suffering
2 years ago
recover password
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