points: -5

Barrets not dead

he followed the call of his people (the faggots) and became a hairdresser in the hipsterest part of Stockholm Sweden

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by Steven_Seagull

submitted October 8th 2016

281 comments
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Barrets not dead
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sorry prez, I left my emergency spoon at home
1 year ago
You could have gone home and got it by now...
1 year ago
yeah,and you could've built and sold a gameboy 3 months ago.... point being?
1 year ago
OH SNAP!!
1 year ago
Oh snap is right.....
1 year ago
You fuck!!!!
1 year ago
muahahahaha
1 year ago
Shut the fuck up seagull
1 year ago
make me paco
1 year ago
gimme your best shot
1 year ago
if mucho is a staircase you're the dried out piece of dog shit somebody scraped of his boot on the lowest step..
1 year ago
cryax is correct though
1 year ago
Let me go over there and i will give you my best shot
1 year ago
but at least you're wearing a sombrero and talk funny...
1 year ago
If mucho was *
1 year ago
just call me up when you land in Bromma, i'll come to the airport and feed you your teeth.... with a very special spoon.
1 year ago
Dumb fuck lol
1 year ago
irony lol
1 year ago
Nope no irony lol
1 year ago
hey fries, you know who was correct? your wife and kids when they decided to leave your worthless fat drunk ass behind and refuse all contact with you.
1 year ago
anyways, if you two homosexual downs gladiators are the best company this place has to offer there is really no point in staying logged in..
1 year ago
Do it front of the varbershop and take new pics or it never happened
1 year ago
what's a varber? are you typing with your freaky toes again??
1 year ago
The varbershop ?
1 year ago
lol mexicans are slow lol
1 year ago
Glad to see you're making yourself laugh
1 year ago
hardcore retort bro
1 year ago
Get a job bum holio
1 year ago
why? to end like you?
1 year ago
That money is going to run dry one day
1 year ago
Then you will end up sucking dick for quarters on the street
1 year ago
Freaky toe type pwns
1 year ago
*cryax unzips pants and checks for loose change*
1 year ago
* possum pants *
1 year ago
mail fatty a link to this, maybe he'll come back for a bit
1 year ago
* possum releases lefse-pigeon *
1 year ago
i so wish you'd really walk around with that hat in real life poss.... it's gangster as FUCK
1 year ago
*gansta
1 year ago
that too
1 year ago
FUCKING A!

THIS IS MY 400TH SUB!

didn't even plan that, kinda cool that it is actual oc.

even though it's lame as fuck.
1 year ago
its the best thing youve ever subbed
1 year ago
lemme check
1 year ago
i was actually gonna go through all 400, but there's no competition,
resubbing this lost gem was the best thing i ever did in all my 600 lifetimes of mucho (counting alts)
1 year ago
* Steven_Seagull rkings in a general possumish direction and nods *
1 year ago
this. i'm talking about this
1 year ago
wait
1 year ago
here it comes
1 year ago
almost there
1 year ago
BEST. SUB. EVER.
1 year ago
my own personal ofar
1 year ago
Worst 400th ever
1 year ago
My 400th is more better
1 year ago
so good they needed to make a horrendous song to accompany it?
1 year ago
it is the most beautiful song in the history of sound
1 year ago
yeah ok seagullbruiser
1 year ago
gnnnnn.... ouch
1 year ago
hoo hooo
1 year ago
i have at least three personal OFARS:
1 year ago
hmm, five ofars
1 year ago
GOD IS DEAD
1 year ago
....are you not entertained?...
1 year ago
* NixonsGhost throws Russell Crowe at possum *
1 year ago
Email me cunt
1 year ago
Yes you Nixon, you told me to email you.

Email me, if not shut the heck up
1 year ago
I bet your weak ass doesn't
1 year ago
You talk shit, talk shit via mail girl
1 year ago
I know you will not cause your a bitch, email me cunt!
Love you asswipe ;)
1 year ago
shut up moron
1 year ago
Fuck you whunu
1 year ago
You don't get it.....
1 year ago
YOU throw me the idol THEN I throw you the whip....
1 year ago
Harrison Ford
1 year ago
Good job getting a reference, retard
1 year ago
Hmmm, why thank you very much. I thought so.
1 year ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KU7wFCy0mF4
1 year ago
No one cares
1 year ago
Get a manicure you savage!!!!!
1 year ago
* NixonsGhost calls salon and asks to speak to the creepy guy loitering out front taking pictures of his unkempt hands *
1 year ago
the fuck is wrong with my hands now?
1 year ago
also they know me there
1 year ago
Youre in front of a salon.... they will find something
1 year ago
"obehagligt tyska" they call me
1 year ago
Jesus
1 year ago
I would totally call them if i knew you were there
1 year ago
And if i could speak swedish to them
1 year ago
and say what??
1 year ago
That would help
1 year ago
"hey you guys wanna pre-buy some gameboys?"
1 year ago
Not sure... i think better on my feet wlon that kind of stuff
1 year ago
Ha...... "my european distributor is walking outside and lost"
1 year ago
btw check this shit out:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jweRkxGF1mA
1 year ago
"He is easy to spot. He likes taking pictires of his wooden hand outside salons"
1 year ago
it's wax actually
1 year ago
Hmmmm i love it and hate it
1 year ago
All that for a zero build....
1 year ago
And a pi 3 that wont fit?
1 year ago
I need to get on on that other prototype and abandon the gwmeboy route
1 year ago
oh the 3 will fit with his board, you just need a gpio extender cable
1 year ago
Hmmmmmm
1 year ago
* NixonsGhost calls salon to confirm *
1 year ago
hey nix, how does a vampire cum?
1 year ago
he edraculates!!!
1 year ago
Sweet baby jesus
1 year ago
how does this bullcrap get featured
1 year ago
it's your fault.

there's a secret script that gets any sub featured that makers it to 50 comments without you whining pissing and moaning like the dickless little beta cuck you are.
1 year ago
makes*
1 year ago
well that a fucking lie for a start
1 year ago
don't talk like black people, use auxiliaries
1 year ago
"wat dat mean? dat a lie!"

are you jamaican?
1 year ago
mon
1 year ago
or rather "mong" in your case
1 year ago
what im saying is you're a fucking liar
1 year ago
well, maybe, but i'm a liar with a featured and most discussed sub.

you're just a sad sack of fail with tears on your face and cum in your cheeks
1 year ago
like a hamster
1 year ago
a cum hamster, cheeks full of rotten yellow whunax splooge
1 year ago
a cumster
1 year ago
om nom nom gobble gobble glurg
1 year ago
whunu isn't even around at the moment...
1 year ago
so explain the 'whunax splooge' nonsense
1 year ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eHtuOgtlUjg
1 year ago
I get subs with 50+ comments and I complain and still don't get featured... your logic is flawed
1 year ago
last seen one second agao

already downvoted this sub

most likely came in your mouth 4 times already
1 year ago
you dumb drunk blind moron, whine some more, it amuses me...
1 year ago
fries-please
I get subs with 50+ comments and I complain and still don't get featured... your logic is flawed
18 seconds ago
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my logic is not flawed, you're just an idiot. read again what i wrote.
1 year ago
im not whining , im stating facts
1 year ago
seriously, stop adopting whunu's idiocies, it's bad enough that he doesn't know what a fact is. you pretending not to know either is just cringeworthy to the maximum.
1 year ago
also, you already sound like an idiot, you don't have to try any harder
1 year ago
stop trying to get so many comments on your bullshit sub
1 year ago
its pathetic
1 year ago
omfg stop being paranoid about numbers that dont mean anything to anyone...
1 year ago
these comments only serve one purpose, messing with your tear glands. works boss so far.
1 year ago
pathetic is a grown man living alone with a cat spending all his waking hours on a lame website and being paranoid about numbers while getting drunk on discount vodka
1 year ago
that is pathetic
1 year ago
That is you, that's what you sound like. Except the cat part.
1 year ago
and i'm not alone, don't drink, have barely been on mucho in the last couple weeks and don't give a shit about votes, comments or rep. so yeah, this was maybe the dumbest "NO U" you ever attempted.
1 year ago
i really wish you could see yourself sometimes. it weould kill you. you know, like hearing your own voice on tape for the first time? if you ever actually see yourself, you will commit suicide. your ignorance is literally saving you from death, so me wishing for you to stop being retarded is kind of a death sentence should it ever happen.... funny how life works.
1 year ago
now please, gimme that moronic "NO U"

i cant wait.
1 year ago
* Steven_Seagull logs out *
1 year ago
bye
1 year ago
* fries-please is currently nailing 'Gary' heads to the walls in Vault 108 *
1 year ago
why the fuck are you playing f3 again? didnt you get the xbone specifically for 4?
1 year ago
wait
1 year ago
lemme guess
1 year ago
had to pawn the xbone for vodka money
1 year ago
no... I bought Fallout4 and got Fallout 3 free ... so im currently playing that
1 year ago
you do know that Fallout 3 is the greatest game ever
1 year ago
f3 was pretty good, but after over 100 hours i put into it and most of the dlc i have no desire to go back.... or ever playing another huge sprawling but empty sandbox rpg made by bethesda ever again
1 year ago
f3 is the greatest game ever in the same way transformers3 is the best movie ever.... which is to say not even remotely close
1 year ago
if the best game ever is a nice beach on a pacific isle then f3 is walking through kazhakstan without a pack mule
1 year ago
There was a transformers 3?
1 year ago
I think they're at 5 or 6 now.
1 year ago
The Last Knight will be the fifth one, I believe.
1 year ago
The fact that both you gaylords know that makes you gay
1 year ago
Thought you were leaving?
fries-please
fuck this , the suns shining im off outdoors
45 minutes ago
report spam | like | stfu
1 year ago
I am outdoors. I took my fone with me
1 year ago
Barret would spin in his grave, if he saw this horseshit.
1 year ago
featured ? fuck you seagull
1 year ago
Get some more alts to downvote you pussy
1 year ago
are you for real ? im about the only person here that doesn't 'alt'
1 year ago
Let's ask Big-Goolies, shall we
1 year ago
when was the last time you saw that one signed in
1 year ago
When was the last time I saw you NOT signed in? You're here 24/7 complaining and whining like a bitch. Bout time you fucking lived a life instead of dragging us down with your miserable comments
1 year ago
don't be as dumb as mako. ive already explained why I end up signed in here nearly all day
1 year ago
contrary to common thoughts I do have a live beyond mucho
1 year ago
Neither Mako or I have anything to do with why you're a miserable old git. Stop blaming others for your own behavior
1 year ago
As about now, your attitude is beginning to really piss me off
1 year ago
what attitude ? would you prefer it if every time I come here I give you a line like that tacoheaded idiot cryax gives you
1 year ago
Scrolly scroll
1 year ago
Shut the fuck up you
1 year ago
You don't really want me to do that, otherwise you wouldn't have commented.
1 year ago
You can still be here and stfu
1 year ago
Okay, then still be here and stfu
1 year ago
welcome ?
1 year ago
woah. how did you figure that one out? are you some kinda genius type person?
1 year ago
That was the easy part. What I don't understand is how it can be a greeting before you have entered. Surely it should be said once a person has gone in
1 year ago
Yeah, makes no sense at all http://i.imgur.com/undefined.jpg
1 year ago
Well, that was strange.
1 year ago
Let's try that again http://i.imgur.com/3kxaFko.jpg
1 year ago
Yes, Sweden is the place i would go if I wanted to open up a faggot salong.
10 months ago
YO BARRET!!
10 months ago
Barrel
10 months ago
Hey there Improved Mako. Good to see you up and about, and back to your punkypwing ways.
10 months ago
you too bro!! Glad to know you're still breathing man. The world would be a shitter place without you in it you know. Just like mucho is.
10 months ago
This is for you matey:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmj2s6uYuEs
10 months ago
GET UP, YOU SONOVA BITCH!! Cos Mako love ya ;)
10 months ago
Are you out of hospital yet?
10 months ago
Barret, you suck!
10 months ago
fucking hell, hello sporty
10 months ago
* Sporty waves *
10 months ago
Why are you making me have feelz when I'm trying to Mucho?...
The Barret loves you too Makosnapdragon.

Now I regret never watching the fifth Rocky movie.
10 months ago
just thought you might need a cheer up for once. Back to the mucho.
10 months ago
also, it's good, you should watch it. I don't know why people don't like it.
10 months ago
Doing a lot better mate, no hospitals, pills or breakdowns in a couple of months now. I'm in my life's best health, mentally and physically. I moved down south, went on some vacations.

Still fucked up and unemployed though, obviously.

What's your life situation at the moment?

I'm thinking about visiting Thailand for christmas, and spend the last of my savings getting drunk on cheap booze and fucking disease ridden hookers and ladyboys.
And shopping for more Hawaii shirts.
10 months ago
I relapsed and went back into hospital. Back on drugs but out of hospital. Back to my lazy bum self again now really lol.
10 months ago
The holiday sounds good. If I had savings, I'd come with you. It would be awesome! We could dare eachother to commit the worst acts of depravity.
10 months ago
That would be excellent.
121 Days of Sodom.
10 months ago
I'd come with you barret !!
10 months ago
Yeah you could come, id keep you tied up in my hotel room and pay hookers to come feed you ass-to-mouth every day.
10 months ago
This is getting too hot for me, I need to go fap.
10 months ago
Shit. I'd pay to see you two in Thailand.
10 months ago
yay barret
10 months ago
BAARREEET!!!!! GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE, NIGGER!!!!!!
10 months ago
* PunkyBruiser dramatic Nixons *
10 months ago
* NixonsGhost punky links *
10 months ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rxay2IJEkfQ
10 months ago
I emailed yak about that sub, poss.

^fact
10 months ago
which sub?
10 months ago
He hasn't emailed me back, though.
10 months ago
The Kursk?
10 months ago
* possum Red October's off *
10 months ago
* PunkyBruiser tackles possum *
10 months ago
creepy
10 months ago
I keep thinking about how all these re-habbers have to explain Mucho in the circle-of-chairs sessions.
10 months ago
OH MY FUCKING GOD...I'M MISSING A TOOTH.
10 months ago
*chromosome
10 months ago
HEY!
10 months ago
NURSE RATCHED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
10 months ago
May I have my Cigarettes PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
10 months ago
This is my theory Nix:
- Muchoer goes into rehab
-Is asked if s/he has any friends
- Muchoer explains all about Mucho
- Counselor checks it out
- Next morning, they're scheduled to be 're-trained'
- Muchoer disappears for months until they manage to escape
10 months ago
<3 > muchosucko
10 months ago
everything's so SUCKO nowadays.
10 months ago
"hello my name is possum, and i dont even know how i got here - i was just walking down the street and i got pulled into the room yup yup yup"
10 months ago
HI POSSUM
10 months ago
The cake is lie.....
10 months ago
God, I love Portal
10 months ago
it's been 3 minutes since my last sucko
10 months ago
^gay
10 months ago
Sorry, broseph.
10 months ago
* Jones remembers the last sucko fondly *
10 months ago
^dudes boyfriend
10 months ago
Here ya go punky..... put those skull candies on full throttle!!!!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uMK0prafzw0
10 months ago
Don't forget the spoons for your video of ladyboys tag teaming you. (Also eeecome back sweet prince)
10 months ago
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=nc5ew0RxkO8
10 months ago
Cool tune.
10 months ago
@Nixy

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XXlZfc1TrD0
10 months ago
No punky.....

for you.....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBDNzFuK0fc
10 months ago
NO... FOR YOU, NIGGLET

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GCmrLoYeO7E
10 months ago
ACID EVERYWHERE
10 months ago
it might be fun, tonight...
10 months ago
Watch out punky.... here comes "The Heater"!!!!!!
10 months ago
but then i would probably have to avoid human contact until February 2017 or so...
10 months ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=th-QbzRyMIE
10 months ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH
10 months ago
um
10 months ago
Put that in your ears buds and snort it!!!!!!!!!
10 months ago
Nixy's been dabbin'
10 months ago
he been somefing dats for sure
10 months ago
your stoner language makes no science.
10 months ago
I really hate my cellphone.
10 months ago
Fuck correcting my comment with that little "*" thingy
10 months ago
You mean like Cam Newton, or the other thing...
10 months ago
or both...
10 months ago
I sooo want your cock in my asshole, CAT
10 months ago
jk
10 months ago
Pro tip.... disable auto correct
10 months ago
* NixonsGhost types extra fast on samsung phone just to prove a point *
10 months ago
Careful...you'll overheat the battery.
10 months ago
Relax... it's a note 5. I can go as fast I want.
10 months ago
TWSS
10 months ago
Dont Do It!
10 months ago
7 hours ago?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WI8B5M1888o
10 months ago
*8
10 months ago
At the risk of causing Barret to relapse and have another breakdown... Where the fuck is our Muchocon video at?!
10 months ago
Where the fuck did I leave my anti-psychotics...

Well the 30ish% I finished (partially done by DangerousDug) is on my other computer, in a storage somewhere.

Maybe next year.
10 months ago
Maybe you left them by the boner-pills?
You have until February faggot - and we will be expecting at least two Muchoboys before New Year.
10 months ago
I shall doodle them on some paper
10 months ago
Join the Men's club http://i.imgur.com/W5mvSpD.jpg
10 months ago
Gossipy old hag club joined!
10 months ago
* Jones discusses seagull-, whunu- and makotics with Barret *
10 months ago
OHW LET THE PLEASURE BEGIN!!!
*Boxlightener know,s this face and the box changes chape and form one,s again*
10 months ago
Good suffering
10 months ago
recover password
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