points: -5

Barrets not dead

he followed the call of his people (the faggots) and became a hairdresser in the hipsterest part of Stockholm Sweden

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by Steven_Seagull

submitted October 8th 2016

281 comments
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Barrets not dead
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sorry prez, I left my emergency spoon at home
6 months ago
You could have gone home and got it by now...
6 months ago
yeah,and you could've built and sold a gameboy 3 months ago.... point being?
6 months ago
OH SNAP!!
6 months ago
Oh snap is right.....
6 months ago
You fuck!!!!
6 months ago
muahahahaha
6 months ago
Shut the fuck up seagull
6 months ago
make me paco
6 months ago
gimme your best shot
6 months ago
if mucho is a staircase you're the dried out piece of dog shit somebody scraped of his boot on the lowest step..
6 months ago
cryax is correct though
6 months ago
Let me go over there and i will give you my best shot
6 months ago
but at least you're wearing a sombrero and talk funny...
6 months ago
If mucho was *
6 months ago
just call me up when you land in Bromma, i'll come to the airport and feed you your teeth.... with a very special spoon.
6 months ago
Dumb fuck lol
6 months ago
irony lol
6 months ago
Nope no irony lol
6 months ago
hey fries, you know who was correct? your wife and kids when they decided to leave your worthless fat drunk ass behind and refuse all contact with you.
6 months ago
anyways, if you two homosexual downs gladiators are the best company this place has to offer there is really no point in staying logged in..
6 months ago
Do it front of the varbershop and take new pics or it never happened
6 months ago
what's a varber? are you typing with your freaky toes again??
6 months ago
The varbershop ?
6 months ago
lol mexicans are slow lol
6 months ago
Glad to see you're making yourself laugh
6 months ago
hardcore retort bro
6 months ago
Get a job bum holio
6 months ago
why? to end like you?
6 months ago
That money is going to run dry one day
6 months ago
Then you will end up sucking dick for quarters on the street
6 months ago
Freaky toe type pwns
6 months ago
*cryax unzips pants and checks for loose change*
6 months ago
* possum pants *
6 months ago
mail fatty a link to this, maybe he'll come back for a bit
6 months ago
* possum releases lefse-pigeon *
6 months ago
i so wish you'd really walk around with that hat in real life poss.... it's gangster as FUCK
6 months ago
*gansta
6 months ago
that too
6 months ago
FUCKING A!

THIS IS MY 400TH SUB!

didn't even plan that, kinda cool that it is actual oc.

even though it's lame as fuck.
6 months ago
its the best thing youve ever subbed
6 months ago
lemme check
6 months ago
i was actually gonna go through all 400, but there's no competition,
resubbing this lost gem was the best thing i ever did in all my 600 lifetimes of mucho (counting alts)
6 months ago
* Steven_Seagull rkings in a general possumish direction and nods *
6 months ago
this. i'm talking about this
6 months ago
wait
6 months ago
here it comes
6 months ago
almost there
6 months ago
BEST. SUB. EVER.
6 months ago
my own personal ofar
6 months ago
Worst 400th ever
6 months ago
My 400th is more better
6 months ago
so good they needed to make a horrendous song to accompany it?
6 months ago
it is the most beautiful song in the history of sound
6 months ago
yeah ok seagullbruiser
6 months ago
gnnnnn.... ouch
6 months ago
hoo hooo
6 months ago
i have at least three personal OFARS:
6 months ago
hmm, five ofars
6 months ago
GOD IS DEAD
6 months ago
....are you not entertained?...
6 months ago
* NixonsGhost throws Russell Crowe at possum *
6 months ago
Email me cunt
6 months ago
Yes you Nixon, you told me to email you.

Email me, if not shut the heck up
6 months ago
I bet your weak ass doesn't
6 months ago
You talk shit, talk shit via mail girl
6 months ago
I know you will not cause your a bitch, email me cunt!
Love you asswipe ;)
6 months ago
shut up moron
6 months ago
Fuck you whunu
6 months ago
You don't get it.....
6 months ago
YOU throw me the idol THEN I throw you the whip....
6 months ago
Harrison Ford
6 months ago
Good job getting a reference, retard
6 months ago
Hmmm, why thank you very much. I thought so.
6 months ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KU7wFCy0mF4
6 months ago
No one cares
6 months ago
Get a manicure you savage!!!!!
6 months ago
* NixonsGhost calls salon and asks to speak to the creepy guy loitering out front taking pictures of his unkempt hands *
6 months ago
the fuck is wrong with my hands now?
6 months ago
also they know me there
6 months ago
Youre in front of a salon.... they will find something
6 months ago
"obehagligt tyska" they call me
6 months ago
Jesus
6 months ago
I would totally call them if i knew you were there
6 months ago
And if i could speak swedish to them
6 months ago
and say what??
6 months ago
That would help
6 months ago
"hey you guys wanna pre-buy some gameboys?"
6 months ago
Not sure... i think better on my feet wlon that kind of stuff
6 months ago
Ha...... "my european distributor is walking outside and lost"
6 months ago
btw check this shit out:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jweRkxGF1mA
6 months ago
"He is easy to spot. He likes taking pictires of his wooden hand outside salons"
6 months ago
it's wax actually
6 months ago
Hmmmm i love it and hate it
6 months ago
All that for a zero build....
6 months ago
And a pi 3 that wont fit?
6 months ago
I need to get on on that other prototype and abandon the gwmeboy route
6 months ago
oh the 3 will fit with his board, you just need a gpio extender cable
6 months ago
Hmmmmmm
6 months ago
* NixonsGhost calls salon to confirm *
6 months ago
hey nix, how does a vampire cum?
6 months ago
he edraculates!!!
6 months ago
Sweet baby jesus
6 months ago
how does this bullcrap get featured
6 months ago
it's your fault.

there's a secret script that gets any sub featured that makers it to 50 comments without you whining pissing and moaning like the dickless little beta cuck you are.
6 months ago
makes*
6 months ago
well that a fucking lie for a start
6 months ago
don't talk like black people, use auxiliaries
6 months ago
"wat dat mean? dat a lie!"

are you jamaican?
6 months ago
mon
6 months ago
or rather "mong" in your case
6 months ago
what im saying is you're a fucking liar
6 months ago
well, maybe, but i'm a liar with a featured and most discussed sub.

you're just a sad sack of fail with tears on your face and cum in your cheeks
6 months ago
like a hamster
6 months ago
a cum hamster, cheeks full of rotten yellow whunax splooge
6 months ago
a cumster
6 months ago
om nom nom gobble gobble glurg
6 months ago
whunu isn't even around at the moment...
6 months ago
so explain the 'whunax splooge' nonsense
6 months ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eHtuOgtlUjg
6 months ago
I get subs with 50+ comments and I complain and still don't get featured... your logic is flawed
6 months ago
last seen one second agao

already downvoted this sub

most likely came in your mouth 4 times already
6 months ago
you dumb drunk blind moron, whine some more, it amuses me...
6 months ago
fries-please
I get subs with 50+ comments and I complain and still don't get featured... your logic is flawed
18 seconds ago
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my logic is not flawed, you're just an idiot. read again what i wrote.
6 months ago
im not whining , im stating facts
6 months ago
seriously, stop adopting whunu's idiocies, it's bad enough that he doesn't know what a fact is. you pretending not to know either is just cringeworthy to the maximum.
6 months ago
also, you already sound like an idiot, you don't have to try any harder
6 months ago
stop trying to get so many comments on your bullshit sub
6 months ago
its pathetic
6 months ago
omfg stop being paranoid about numbers that dont mean anything to anyone...
6 months ago
these comments only serve one purpose, messing with your tear glands. works boss so far.
6 months ago
pathetic is a grown man living alone with a cat spending all his waking hours on a lame website and being paranoid about numbers while getting drunk on discount vodka
6 months ago
that is pathetic
6 months ago
That is you, that's what you sound like. Except the cat part.
6 months ago
and i'm not alone, don't drink, have barely been on mucho in the last couple weeks and don't give a shit about votes, comments or rep. so yeah, this was maybe the dumbest "NO U" you ever attempted.
6 months ago
i really wish you could see yourself sometimes. it weould kill you. you know, like hearing your own voice on tape for the first time? if you ever actually see yourself, you will commit suicide. your ignorance is literally saving you from death, so me wishing for you to stop being retarded is kind of a death sentence should it ever happen.... funny how life works.
6 months ago
now please, gimme that moronic "NO U"

i cant wait.
6 months ago
* Steven_Seagull logs out *
6 months ago
bye
6 months ago
* fries-please is currently nailing 'Gary' heads to the walls in Vault 108 *
6 months ago
why the fuck are you playing f3 again? didnt you get the xbone specifically for 4?
6 months ago
wait
6 months ago
lemme guess
6 months ago
had to pawn the xbone for vodka money
6 months ago
no... I bought Fallout4 and got Fallout 3 free ... so im currently playing that
6 months ago
you do know that Fallout 3 is the greatest game ever
6 months ago
f3 was pretty good, but after over 100 hours i put into it and most of the dlc i have no desire to go back.... or ever playing another huge sprawling but empty sandbox rpg made by bethesda ever again
6 months ago
f3 is the greatest game ever in the same way transformers3 is the best movie ever.... which is to say not even remotely close
6 months ago
if the best game ever is a nice beach on a pacific isle then f3 is walking through kazhakstan without a pack mule
6 months ago
There was a transformers 3?
6 months ago
I think they're at 5 or 6 now.
6 months ago
The Last Knight will be the fifth one, I believe.
6 months ago
The fact that both you gaylords know that makes you gay
6 months ago
Thought you were leaving?
fries-please
fuck this , the suns shining im off outdoors
45 minutes ago
report spam | like | stfu
6 months ago
I am outdoors. I took my fone with me
6 months ago
Barret would spin in his grave, if he saw this horseshit.
6 months ago
featured ? fuck you seagull
6 months ago
Get some more alts to downvote you pussy
6 months ago
are you for real ? im about the only person here that doesn't 'alt'
6 months ago
Let's ask Big-Goolies, shall we
6 months ago
when was the last time you saw that one signed in
6 months ago
When was the last time I saw you NOT signed in? You're here 24/7 complaining and whining like a bitch. Bout time you fucking lived a life instead of dragging us down with your miserable comments
6 months ago
don't be as dumb as mako. ive already explained why I end up signed in here nearly all day
6 months ago
contrary to common thoughts I do have a live beyond mucho
6 months ago
Neither Mako or I have anything to do with why you're a miserable old git. Stop blaming others for your own behavior
6 months ago
As about now, your attitude is beginning to really piss me off
6 months ago
what attitude ? would you prefer it if every time I come here I give you a line like that tacoheaded idiot cryax gives you
6 months ago
Scrolly scroll
6 months ago
Shut the fuck up you
6 months ago
You don't really want me to do that, otherwise you wouldn't have commented.
6 months ago
You can still be here and stfu
6 months ago
Okay, then still be here and stfu
6 months ago
welcome ?
6 months ago
woah. how did you figure that one out? are you some kinda genius type person?
6 months ago
That was the easy part. What I don't understand is how it can be a greeting before you have entered. Surely it should be said once a person has gone in
6 months ago
Yeah, makes no sense at all http://i.imgur.com/undefined.jpg
6 months ago
Well, that was strange.
6 months ago
Let's try that again http://i.imgur.com/3kxaFko.jpg
6 months ago
Yes, Sweden is the place i would go if I wanted to open up a faggot salong.
4 months ago
YO BARRET!!
4 months ago
Barrel
4 months ago
Hey there Improved Mako. Good to see you up and about, and back to your punkypwing ways.
4 months ago
you too bro!! Glad to know you're still breathing man. The world would be a shitter place without you in it you know. Just like mucho is.
4 months ago
This is for you matey:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmj2s6uYuEs
4 months ago
GET UP, YOU SONOVA BITCH!! Cos Mako love ya ;)
4 months ago
Are you out of hospital yet?
4 months ago
Barret, you suck!
4 months ago
fucking hell, hello sporty
4 months ago
* Sporty waves *
4 months ago
Why are you making me have feelz when I'm trying to Mucho?...
The Barret loves you too Makosnapdragon.

Now I regret never watching the fifth Rocky movie.
4 months ago
just thought you might need a cheer up for once. Back to the mucho.
4 months ago
also, it's good, you should watch it. I don't know why people don't like it.
4 months ago
Doing a lot better mate, no hospitals, pills or breakdowns in a couple of months now. I'm in my life's best health, mentally and physically. I moved down south, went on some vacations.

Still fucked up and unemployed though, obviously.

What's your life situation at the moment?

I'm thinking about visiting Thailand for christmas, and spend the last of my savings getting drunk on cheap booze and fucking disease ridden hookers and ladyboys.
And shopping for more Hawaii shirts.
4 months ago
I relapsed and went back into hospital. Back on drugs but out of hospital. Back to my lazy bum self again now really lol.
4 months ago
The holiday sounds good. If I had savings, I'd come with you. It would be awesome! We could dare eachother to commit the worst acts of depravity.
4 months ago
That would be excellent.
121 Days of Sodom.
4 months ago
I'd come with you barret !!
4 months ago
Yeah you could come, id keep you tied up in my hotel room and pay hookers to come feed you ass-to-mouth every day.
4 months ago
This is getting too hot for me, I need to go fap.
4 months ago
Shit. I'd pay to see you two in Thailand.
4 months ago
yay barret
4 months ago
BAARREEET!!!!! GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE, NIGGER!!!!!!
4 months ago
* PunkyBruiser dramatic Nixons *
4 months ago
* NixonsGhost punky links *
4 months ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rxay2IJEkfQ
4 months ago
I emailed yak about that sub, poss.

^fact
4 months ago
which sub?
4 months ago
He hasn't emailed me back, though.
4 months ago
The Kursk?
4 months ago
* possum Red October's off *
4 months ago
* PunkyBruiser tackles possum *
4 months ago
creepy
4 months ago
I keep thinking about how all these re-habbers have to explain Mucho in the circle-of-chairs sessions.
4 months ago
OH MY FUCKING GOD...I'M MISSING A TOOTH.
4 months ago
*chromosome
4 months ago
HEY!
4 months ago
NURSE RATCHED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
4 months ago
May I have my Cigarettes PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
4 months ago
This is my theory Nix:
- Muchoer goes into rehab
-Is asked if s/he has any friends
- Muchoer explains all about Mucho
- Counselor checks it out
- Next morning, they're scheduled to be 're-trained'
- Muchoer disappears for months until they manage to escape
4 months ago
<3 > muchosucko
4 months ago
everything's so SUCKO nowadays.
4 months ago
"hello my name is possum, and i dont even know how i got here - i was just walking down the street and i got pulled into the room yup yup yup"
4 months ago
HI POSSUM
4 months ago
The cake is lie.....
4 months ago
God, I love Portal
4 months ago
it's been 3 minutes since my last sucko
4 months ago
^gay
4 months ago
Sorry, broseph.
4 months ago
* Jones remembers the last sucko fondly *
4 months ago
^dudes boyfriend
4 months ago
Here ya go punky..... put those skull candies on full throttle!!!!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uMK0prafzw0
4 months ago
Don't forget the spoons for your video of ladyboys tag teaming you. (Also eeecome back sweet prince)
4 months ago
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=nc5ew0RxkO8
4 months ago
Cool tune.
4 months ago
@Nixy

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XXlZfc1TrD0
4 months ago
No punky.....

for you.....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBDNzFuK0fc
4 months ago
NO... FOR YOU, NIGGLET

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GCmrLoYeO7E
4 months ago
ACID EVERYWHERE
4 months ago
it might be fun, tonight...
4 months ago
Watch out punky.... here comes "The Heater"!!!!!!
4 months ago
but then i would probably have to avoid human contact until February 2017 or so...
4 months ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=th-QbzRyMIE
4 months ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH
4 months ago
um
4 months ago
Put that in your ears buds and snort it!!!!!!!!!
4 months ago
Nixy's been dabbin'
4 months ago
he been somefing dats for sure
4 months ago
your stoner language makes no science.
4 months ago
I really hate my cellphone.
4 months ago
Fuck correcting my comment with that little "*" thingy
4 months ago
You mean like Cam Newton, or the other thing...
4 months ago
or both...
4 months ago
I sooo want your cock in my asshole, CAT
4 months ago
jk
4 months ago
Pro tip.... disable auto correct
4 months ago
* NixonsGhost types extra fast on samsung phone just to prove a point *
4 months ago
Careful...you'll overheat the battery.
4 months ago
Relax... it's a note 5. I can go as fast I want.
4 months ago
TWSS
4 months ago
Dont Do It!
4 months ago
7 hours ago?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WI8B5M1888o
4 months ago
*8
4 months ago
At the risk of causing Barret to relapse and have another breakdown... Where the fuck is our Muchocon video at?!
4 months ago
Where the fuck did I leave my anti-psychotics...

Well the 30ish% I finished (partially done by DangerousDug) is on my other computer, in a storage somewhere.

Maybe next year.
4 months ago
Maybe you left them by the boner-pills?
You have until February faggot - and we will be expecting at least two Muchoboys before New Year.
4 months ago
I shall doodle them on some paper
4 months ago
Join the Men's club http://i.imgur.com/W5mvSpD.jpg
4 months ago
Gossipy old hag club joined!
4 months ago
* Jones discusses seagull-, whunu- and makotics with Barret *
4 months ago
OHW LET THE PLEASURE BEGIN!!!
*Boxlightener know,s this face and the box changes chape and form one,s again*
4 months ago
Good suffering
4 months ago
recover password
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