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how to be a real cool cat

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by fries-please

submitted September 24th 2016

171 comments
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how to be a real cool cat
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Ummm
11 months ago
Why
11 months ago
coz cats are cool
11 months ago
Cool as a cucumber? Cuz that's what she needs in her hands instead.
11 months ago
agreed
11 months ago
The definitely beats the bicycle shop.
11 months ago
Not by much.
11 months ago
no as all my subs are equally awesome
11 months ago
What?
11 months ago
you fucking what... moron
11 months ago
Okay, try making some sort of sense with your next comment. You must be hung over or something.
11 months ago
oh fuck this... im off somewhere else
11 months ago
Ugh, finally. Maybe you'll stfu for a change.
11 months ago
see I how I don't 'stfu' your every comment ?... even though your comments are annoying shit. the reason I don't use that button is im a far better person than you
11 months ago
See how I stfu every comment you make and you cry about it everyday? The reason is because you're a pussy and I'm better at life than you'll ever be.
11 months ago
I didn't cry about it yesterday...
11 months ago
in fact it was rather pleasant on mucho yesterday without you and your dumbassedness
11 months ago
I wasn't here yesterday.
11 months ago
precisely
11 months ago
Thought you were leaving?
fries-please
oh fuck this... im off somewhere else
9 minutes agoreport spam | like | told to stfu | 1 stfus
11 months ago
And so I didn't stfu any of your comments yesterday, because I wasn't here. Don't worry, I made up for lost time.
11 months ago
time it would appear is what you have plenty of.... go find something worthwhile to do with your life
11 months ago
fries-please
oh fuck this... im off somewhere else
11 minutes agoreport spam | like | told to stfu | 1 stfus
Pot kettle problem again.
11 months ago
I know, you just can't help but reply to every comment I make. Same old story.
11 months ago
well you would be lost if I didn't reply to your needs for attention
11 months ago
as a child did you repeatedly throw your toys from the cot just cos you knew someone would pick them up and therefore giving you the attention you crave
11 months ago
You don't seem to get it. The reason I stfu every comment you make is because I want you to shut the fuck up and leave me alone. But you can't, because you're obsessed with me.
11 months ago
It's okay foofie, I know you like the abuse I dish out to you every day.
11 months ago
See how obsessed you are? Now you wanna know about what I did as a child. You really need to find a new hobby.
11 months ago
that's bollocks and you know it. or if you don't know it then you need to seek help for your psychopathy and shit
11 months ago
Nice "no u."
11 months ago
wrong again... it wasn't a 'no u' at all
11 months ago
fries-please
oh fuck this... im off somewhere else
22 minutes ago
And he still just can't bring himself to stfu and leave.
11 months ago
yeah well just keep repeating that... idiot
11 months ago
Yup, just like you can't stop replying to me.
11 months ago
fries-please
oh fuck this... im off somewhere else
25 minutes agoreport spam | like | told to stfu | 1 stfus
Almost a half hour now. So obsessed with me that it's not even funny.
11 months ago
fucking pillock
11 months ago
Lol you're getting mad.
11 months ago
nice teeth...what are they,a picket fence?
11 months ago
Fyi... picket fences..... great tv show....
11 months ago
no. it is not.
11 months ago
Not as bad as this sub, at least.
11 months ago
three hairy pussies
11 months ago
and a dog
11 months ago
Jones, where?
11 months ago
3 retards
11 months ago
^leader of the gang
11 months ago
are you saying seagull is leader of our gang ?
11 months ago
SQUAD!!!!!!!!!!!!
11 months ago
he might be leader of that group of obnoxious twats but not here
11 months ago
bird is a leader in his own mind
11 months ago
Eggs actly!
His imagination is the only place he leads anything.
11 months ago
Sorry bout the stfu MG, damn touchscreen
11 months ago
sausage fingers
11 months ago
Cats and beavers
11 months ago
pussies and beavers, i love em both.
11 months ago
and yet you downvoted.... are you a fucking homo or something
11 months ago
I prefer modern woman with shaved pussies, not some bitches that are probably ninety now, that you were wanking about back in the seventies. A gash that hairy is a fire hazard.
11 months ago
Yeah right... You'd probably fuck mako if he waxed
11 months ago
Trimmed and tidy is tops
11 months ago
Both of these are acceptable
11 months ago
Nah, i'm not a faggot, you constantly have mako on the brain, and now you are the one bringing up fucking a man. You just keep verifying that you are an absolute 100% pole smoker.
11 months ago
CCC^
11 months ago
you 2 are the only pole smokers around here
11 months ago
Nope, I don't smoke anything anymore.
11 months ago
you're smoking Kurupts penis by looks of your constant 'likes' to each other
11 months ago
its quite nauseating really
11 months ago
Hey, I can't help it if the guy's right.
11 months ago
And yoir face is nauseating, really.
11 months ago
*your
11 months ago
except he is wrong
11 months ago
Nope, he's 100 percent correct. Hence the CCC.
11 months ago
you wouldn't even know a CCC so again go back to gobbling K's cock
11 months ago
I know one when I see one. Now go back to gobbling whunu's cock, niggerfaggot.
11 months ago
whunu has a wife for that. maybe you and kurupt should get women to do that job for you 2
11 months ago
Nah, I have a lady for that. Whunu doesn't have shit, just like you.
11 months ago
he posted a pic... why would he lie about that
11 months ago
No, he posted a pic of some woman that he claims is from the 90's. No sign, no spoon, no proof of anything.
11 months ago
the rules don't apply when trying to prove a partner or spouse.
11 months ago
The rules always apply.
11 months ago
ok ... so did someone ask whunu to post a picture of his lovely wife with a spoon ? maybe that would proof once and for all that he has a life beyond mucho , unlike losers like you
11 months ago
Nah, it would prove merely that he took a pic of a woman that he has in his life...unlike a loser like you.
11 months ago
and that would be 1 more woman than you have
11 months ago
Wrong again.
11 months ago
I NEVER claimed that pic was from the 90's!

I specifically said it was spring of 2015, May to be exact.
It's a year and five months old and was taken on her last trip back home to Germany.

Mako
No, he posted a pic of some woman that he claims is from the 90's. No sign, no spoon, no proof of anything.
11 months ago
lol that pic is at least 12 years old
11 months ago
Minnow spouting shit as usual
11 months ago
Wrong mongo.

May of 2015
11 months ago
I do admit the contents of the house are old as shit. That's her 78 year old moms home
11 months ago
you're such a bad liar
11 months ago
Maybe it's time for an update then whunu
11 months ago
that would silence the doubters
11 months ago
I'll think it over, because no matter what we do here on mucho nobody is ever happy. If I sub another pic of her they'll just find something else to complain about, and they'll say it not my wife even with a sign and spoon.
11 months ago
Not if there is sign and spoon.....
11 months ago
Nixon you know as well as I do doubters will doubt.

Besides why would I want to subject myself to rude comments about my wife?
11 months ago
Look at the last sub of her, all nasty comments.
11 months ago
For my precious up vote!!!!!! That's why
11 months ago
You I don't mind, it others
11 months ago
*its
11 months ago
Oh, that's just precious. Whunu can certainly dish out hate on pretty much everyone's significant others here, but can't take it himself. Nice job, you fucking pussy.
11 months ago
That's exactly why I dish on others wives! Because of them dishing on mine.
11 months ago
If they do, I will
11 months ago
Ok, kinder-whunu, let's see the wife post.
11 months ago
Besides I'm not going to purposely set myself up by subbing her again.
11 months ago
Inb4 you say I haven't dished on her

Too late they dished on mine, now everyone is fair game
11 months ago
Let me see the old post.
11 months ago
Hold on
11 months ago
FUCK OFF, KIRK!!! DON'T MAKE ME PUKE, NIGGER!!!!
11 months ago
Was mainly just Los,shitbird,Maggy,billylovesboys and Oscar
11 months ago
Yea. So, youre a pussy. Once again proven a hypocrite.
11 months ago
whunu
That's exactly why I dish on others wives! Because of them dishing on mine.
11 minutes agoreport spam | like | stfu

whunu
If they do, I will
11 minutes agoreport spam | like | stfu
11 months ago
Plain AND simple
11 months ago
Oh, but have you ever seen me do that, whucrpite?

Hmmm?
11 months ago
Yeah well, maybe I should lay off yours. I'll own that bad. No more wifey crap will be slung your way.

* whunu feels a like being a little decent today *
11 months ago
This Samsung thingy is starting to suck ass.
11 months ago
It's all good after you get used to it Punky
11 months ago
But screw everyone else kirk, I'll sling wifey crap their way whenever.
11 months ago
I give you less than a week or your next drinking binge before we see you fail. You simply can't help yourself.
11 months ago
I keep on stuffin' the wrong people.
11 months ago
♤herpes everywhere
11 months ago
Longer than E lo was around
11 months ago
speaking of...she just emailed me. 8P
11 months ago
Oh elo you will be forgotten
11 months ago
what kind of kitchen tile is that
11 months ago
Animal/70s
11 months ago
might be wallpaper
11 months ago
That actually makes more sense
11 months ago
Looks like Anna Paquin.
11 months ago
Dude....
11 months ago
Sweet...
11 months ago
Cool cat gets his
11 months ago
What about Klondike Cat?
11 months ago
Showing your age there, Nix.
11 months ago
BUSTED
11 months ago
I could tell that nigger was a boy scout by the way his fingernails look.
11 months ago
I have no idea what that means.
11 months ago
*anything
11 months ago
ARE U REALLY GONNA MAKE ME LOOK FOR IT???????
11 months ago
No.
11 months ago
I'm sooooo gettin' an iPhone 7plus. FUCK this bullshit!
11 months ago
proctologist hands
11 months ago
He's 35
11 months ago
8(
11 months ago
he's teeth are perfect though.
11 months ago
But his toes aren't. Ask poss.
11 months ago
no.
11 months ago
Okay.
11 months ago
* PunkyBruiser imagines nixy's feet and passes the fuck out *
11 months ago
♡reports spam♡
11 months ago
Good luck with that.
11 months ago
God..what an ugly nigger.
11 months ago
Those are some beautiful toes!
11 months ago
No

They

R

Not
11 months ago
dont make me link those photoshops again
11 months ago
Those damn things are burned on my rids and cones, man.... thanks a lot.
11 months ago
They are absolutely so gross...they just made me impotent.
11 months ago
*hard as a tooth pick
11 months ago
Who chews on their fungus infested toenails?


* PunkyBruiser stares at whunu *
11 months ago
http://i.imgur.com/0lVewFI.jpg
11 months ago
Mother fucker!!!!!
11 months ago
Is that a new character outta HELLBOY 3?
11 months ago
Prrsidential toes!!!
11 months ago
rumoured
11 months ago
and still not featured :(
11 months ago
The timer is still going.....
11 months ago
At least they were pure nude.
2 months ago
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