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how to be a real cool cat

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by fries-please

submitted September 24th 2016

171 comments
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how to be a real cool cat
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Ummm
1 year ago
Why
1 year ago
coz cats are cool
1 year ago
Cool as a cucumber? Cuz that's what she needs in her hands instead.
1 year ago
agreed
1 year ago
The definitely beats the bicycle shop.
1 year ago
Not by much.
1 year ago
no as all my subs are equally awesome
1 year ago
What?
1 year ago
you fucking what... moron
1 year ago
Okay, try making some sort of sense with your next comment. You must be hung over or something.
1 year ago
oh fuck this... im off somewhere else
1 year ago
Ugh, finally. Maybe you'll stfu for a change.
1 year ago
see I how I don't 'stfu' your every comment ?... even though your comments are annoying shit. the reason I don't use that button is im a far better person than you
1 year ago
See how I stfu every comment you make and you cry about it everyday? The reason is because you're a pussy and I'm better at life than you'll ever be.
1 year ago
I didn't cry about it yesterday...
1 year ago
in fact it was rather pleasant on mucho yesterday without you and your dumbassedness
1 year ago
I wasn't here yesterday.
1 year ago
precisely
1 year ago
Thought you were leaving?
fries-please
oh fuck this... im off somewhere else
9 minutes agoreport spam | like | told to stfu | 1 stfus
1 year ago
And so I didn't stfu any of your comments yesterday, because I wasn't here. Don't worry, I made up for lost time.
1 year ago
time it would appear is what you have plenty of.... go find something worthwhile to do with your life
1 year ago
fries-please
oh fuck this... im off somewhere else
11 minutes agoreport spam | like | told to stfu | 1 stfus
Pot kettle problem again.
1 year ago
I know, you just can't help but reply to every comment I make. Same old story.
1 year ago
well you would be lost if I didn't reply to your needs for attention
1 year ago
as a child did you repeatedly throw your toys from the cot just cos you knew someone would pick them up and therefore giving you the attention you crave
1 year ago
You don't seem to get it. The reason I stfu every comment you make is because I want you to shut the fuck up and leave me alone. But you can't, because you're obsessed with me.
1 year ago
It's okay foofie, I know you like the abuse I dish out to you every day.
1 year ago
See how obsessed you are? Now you wanna know about what I did as a child. You really need to find a new hobby.
1 year ago
that's bollocks and you know it. or if you don't know it then you need to seek help for your psychopathy and shit
1 year ago
Nice "no u."
1 year ago
wrong again... it wasn't a 'no u' at all
1 year ago
fries-please
oh fuck this... im off somewhere else
22 minutes ago
And he still just can't bring himself to stfu and leave.
1 year ago
yeah well just keep repeating that... idiot
1 year ago
Yup, just like you can't stop replying to me.
1 year ago
fries-please
oh fuck this... im off somewhere else
25 minutes agoreport spam | like | told to stfu | 1 stfus
Almost a half hour now. So obsessed with me that it's not even funny.
1 year ago
fucking pillock
1 year ago
Lol you're getting mad.
1 year ago
nice teeth...what are they,a picket fence?
1 year ago
Fyi... picket fences..... great tv show....
1 year ago
no. it is not.
1 year ago
Not as bad as this sub, at least.
1 year ago
three hairy pussies
1 year ago
and a dog
1 year ago
Jones, where?
1 year ago
3 retards
1 year ago
^leader of the gang
1 year ago
are you saying seagull is leader of our gang ?
1 year ago
SQUAD!!!!!!!!!!!!
1 year ago
he might be leader of that group of obnoxious twats but not here
1 year ago
bird is a leader in his own mind
1 year ago
Eggs actly!
His imagination is the only place he leads anything.
1 year ago
Sorry bout the stfu MG, damn touchscreen
1 year ago
sausage fingers
1 year ago
Cats and beavers
1 year ago
pussies and beavers, i love em both.
1 year ago
and yet you downvoted.... are you a fucking homo or something
1 year ago
I prefer modern woman with shaved pussies, not some bitches that are probably ninety now, that you were wanking about back in the seventies. A gash that hairy is a fire hazard.
1 year ago
Yeah right... You'd probably fuck mako if he waxed
1 year ago
Trimmed and tidy is tops
1 year ago
Both of these are acceptable
1 year ago
Nah, i'm not a faggot, you constantly have mako on the brain, and now you are the one bringing up fucking a man. You just keep verifying that you are an absolute 100% pole smoker.
1 year ago
CCC^
1 year ago
you 2 are the only pole smokers around here
1 year ago
Nope, I don't smoke anything anymore.
1 year ago
you're smoking Kurupts penis by looks of your constant 'likes' to each other
1 year ago
its quite nauseating really
1 year ago
Hey, I can't help it if the guy's right.
1 year ago
And yoir face is nauseating, really.
1 year ago
*your
1 year ago
except he is wrong
1 year ago
Nope, he's 100 percent correct. Hence the CCC.
1 year ago
you wouldn't even know a CCC so again go back to gobbling K's cock
1 year ago
I know one when I see one. Now go back to gobbling whunu's cock, niggerfaggot.
1 year ago
whunu has a wife for that. maybe you and kurupt should get women to do that job for you 2
1 year ago
Nah, I have a lady for that. Whunu doesn't have shit, just like you.
1 year ago
he posted a pic... why would he lie about that
1 year ago
No, he posted a pic of some woman that he claims is from the 90's. No sign, no spoon, no proof of anything.
1 year ago
the rules don't apply when trying to prove a partner or spouse.
1 year ago
The rules always apply.
1 year ago
ok ... so did someone ask whunu to post a picture of his lovely wife with a spoon ? maybe that would proof once and for all that he has a life beyond mucho , unlike losers like you
1 year ago
Nah, it would prove merely that he took a pic of a woman that he has in his life...unlike a loser like you.
1 year ago
and that would be 1 more woman than you have
1 year ago
Wrong again.
1 year ago
I NEVER claimed that pic was from the 90's!

I specifically said it was spring of 2015, May to be exact.
It's a year and five months old and was taken on her last trip back home to Germany.

Mako
No, he posted a pic of some woman that he claims is from the 90's. No sign, no spoon, no proof of anything.
1 year ago
lol that pic is at least 12 years old
1 year ago
Minnow spouting shit as usual
1 year ago
Wrong mongo.

May of 2015
1 year ago
I do admit the contents of the house are old as shit. That's her 78 year old moms home
1 year ago
you're such a bad liar
1 year ago
Maybe it's time for an update then whunu
1 year ago
that would silence the doubters
1 year ago
I'll think it over, because no matter what we do here on mucho nobody is ever happy. If I sub another pic of her they'll just find something else to complain about, and they'll say it not my wife even with a sign and spoon.
1 year ago
Not if there is sign and spoon.....
1 year ago
Nixon you know as well as I do doubters will doubt.

Besides why would I want to subject myself to rude comments about my wife?
1 year ago
Look at the last sub of her, all nasty comments.
1 year ago
For my precious up vote!!!!!! That's why
1 year ago
You I don't mind, it others
1 year ago
*its
1 year ago
Oh, that's just precious. Whunu can certainly dish out hate on pretty much everyone's significant others here, but can't take it himself. Nice job, you fucking pussy.
1 year ago
That's exactly why I dish on others wives! Because of them dishing on mine.
1 year ago
If they do, I will
1 year ago
Ok, kinder-whunu, let's see the wife post.
1 year ago
Besides I'm not going to purposely set myself up by subbing her again.
1 year ago
Inb4 you say I haven't dished on her

Too late they dished on mine, now everyone is fair game
1 year ago
Let me see the old post.
1 year ago
Hold on
1 year ago
FUCK OFF, KIRK!!! DON'T MAKE ME PUKE, NIGGER!!!!
1 year ago
Was mainly just Los,shitbird,Maggy,billylovesboys and Oscar
1 year ago
Yea. So, youre a pussy. Once again proven a hypocrite.
1 year ago
whunu
That's exactly why I dish on others wives! Because of them dishing on mine.
11 minutes agoreport spam | like | stfu

whunu
If they do, I will
11 minutes agoreport spam | like | stfu
1 year ago
Plain AND simple
1 year ago
Oh, but have you ever seen me do that, whucrpite?

Hmmm?
1 year ago
Yeah well, maybe I should lay off yours. I'll own that bad. No more wifey crap will be slung your way.

* whunu feels a like being a little decent today *
1 year ago
This Samsung thingy is starting to suck ass.
1 year ago
It's all good after you get used to it Punky
1 year ago
But screw everyone else kirk, I'll sling wifey crap their way whenever.
1 year ago
I give you less than a week or your next drinking binge before we see you fail. You simply can't help yourself.
1 year ago
I keep on stuffin' the wrong people.
1 year ago
♤herpes everywhere
1 year ago
Longer than E lo was around
1 year ago
speaking of...she just emailed me. 8P
1 year ago
Oh elo you will be forgotten
1 year ago
what kind of kitchen tile is that
1 year ago
Animal/70s
1 year ago
might be wallpaper
1 year ago
That actually makes more sense
1 year ago
Looks like Anna Paquin.
1 year ago
Dude....
1 year ago
Sweet...
1 year ago
Cool cat gets his
1 year ago
What about Klondike Cat?
1 year ago
Showing your age there, Nix.
1 year ago
BUSTED
1 year ago
I could tell that nigger was a boy scout by the way his fingernails look.
1 year ago
I have no idea what that means.
1 year ago
*anything
1 year ago
ARE U REALLY GONNA MAKE ME LOOK FOR IT???????
1 year ago
No.
1 year ago
I'm sooooo gettin' an iPhone 7plus. FUCK this bullshit!
1 year ago
proctologist hands
1 year ago
He's 35
1 year ago
8(
1 year ago
he's teeth are perfect though.
1 year ago
But his toes aren't. Ask poss.
1 year ago
no.
1 year ago
Okay.
1 year ago
* PunkyBruiser imagines nixy's feet and passes the fuck out *
1 year ago
♡reports spam♡
1 year ago
Good luck with that.
1 year ago
God..what an ugly nigger.
1 year ago
Those are some beautiful toes!
1 year ago
No

They

R

Not
1 year ago
dont make me link those photoshops again
1 year ago
Those damn things are burned on my rids and cones, man.... thanks a lot.
1 year ago
They are absolutely so gross...they just made me impotent.
1 year ago
*hard as a tooth pick
1 year ago
Who chews on their fungus infested toenails?


* PunkyBruiser stares at whunu *
1 year ago
http://i.imgur.com/0lVewFI.jpg
1 year ago
Mother fucker!!!!!
1 year ago
Is that a new character outta HELLBOY 3?
1 year ago
Prrsidential toes!!!
1 year ago
rumoured
1 year ago
and still not featured :(
1 year ago
The timer is still going.....
1 year ago
At least they were pure nude.
6 months ago
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