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How To Keep A Job

then the Korean War happened....

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by possum

submitted September 23rd 2016

47 comments
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a big fat pack of lies
7 months ago
*dentists
7 months ago
Ermmm
7 months ago
Poss is this the reason you can't hold down a job?
7 months ago
you need to think outside the box
7 months ago
Ummm, possum has had the same employer since he started here, #147idiot
7 months ago
So you know his business and your saying you know he's held the same job?
7 months ago
*you're, #147, you're dumb.

Yes and yes. I bet that pisses you off.
7 months ago
No, it was just a question.
7 months ago
how a job interview should be conducted - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OwDmg74rhCw
7 months ago
sorry for this - i saw it last night after i got home from work, all pissed off at the millennial douchebags i am expected to train...:(

for the record - i might have 99 problems but holding down a job aint one...even at my most fucked up i knew i needed $ to maintain my fucked-upness
besides - working calms downs the voices in my my brain to a dull roar, bonus

anyway
- 1986-1995: machinist at a farm-equipment factory
- 1995-2003: OCR Tech(eventually) at a mail/package- sorting company
- 2003-2004: i get bogus-busted and am in tha system
- 2005 - Present Day: hired back by the same mail-sorting company as soon as i was "available"...

7 months ago
tldr...
* possum ambles *
7 months ago
next up - i powerwhine about kids on my lawn with their damn phones
7 months ago
* NixonsGhost preemptively yells at empty lawn *
7 months ago
* JamesTKirk Clint Eastwood stares. *
7 months ago
my dad actually had a Gran Torino, honestly
7 months ago
* possum watches football *
7 months ago
Kirk timeline

1990 -1992 University "administration"
1993 -1997. Automotive industry, where I wrote bad y2k code
1997 - 2000 A now defunct computer hardware manufacturer.
2000 - 2016 Infrastructure software company.
7 months ago
We had one too, popsome
7 months ago
Administration???? Someone was fucking the dean......
7 months ago
It was kirk.....
7 months ago
You whore
7 months ago
I was fucking there, but not the dean.

They gave systems people there weird titles....
7 months ago
Dean fucker!!!!
7 months ago
Are you channeling your inner whunu? I just said NOT the dean....
7 months ago
Haha!!!!
7 months ago
it was green, and smelt of novocaine ,booze, and mint dental floss

the Torino i mean - not my dad
7 months ago
Possum... when is the next scannerfest going to be?
7 months ago
I'm sure poss lost his job after being a kiddie fucker, I highly doubt he's kept a constant job history
7 months ago
Time for a career change possum
7 months ago
Unemployed like you?
7 months ago
whenever whunax starts a sentence with "I'm sure " you can count on it being nothing but a bunch of toss
7 months ago
Whunu.... you stipid fuck towel
7 months ago
And i misspelled that on purpose so you would understand it
7 months ago
what is a 'fuck towel' anyway ??
7 months ago
1. Pre fleshlight technology used by teenagers
2. Used to clean up the mess
7 months ago
We used to call them jerk rags
7 months ago
- 1995-2003: OCR Tech(eventually) at a mail/package- sorting company
- 2003-2004: i get bogus-busted and am in tha system
- 2005 - Present Day: hired back by the same mail-sorting company as soon as i was "available"...
7 months ago
reading is fun
7 months ago
Tl;dr
7 months ago
...back to watching the vikings suck now
7 months ago
and here I was thinking possum was some rockstar member of a band...
7 months ago
both, at the same damn time!
7 months ago
doing weekend gigs in a local bar is hardly rockstar
7 months ago
*gay bar
7 months ago
*daycare
7 months ago
whuna
1992- 1999: collecting food stamps
1999-present: turd polisher
7 months ago
recover password
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