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How To Keep A Job

then the Korean War happened....

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by possum

submitted September 23rd 2016

47 comments
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a big fat pack of lies
12 months ago
*dentists
12 months ago
Ermmm
12 months ago
Poss is this the reason you can't hold down a job?
12 months ago
you need to think outside the box
12 months ago
Ummm, possum has had the same employer since he started here, #147idiot
12 months ago
So you know his business and your saying you know he's held the same job?
12 months ago
*you're, #147, you're dumb.

Yes and yes. I bet that pisses you off.
12 months ago
No, it was just a question.
12 months ago
how a job interview should be conducted - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OwDmg74rhCw
12 months ago
sorry for this - i saw it last night after i got home from work, all pissed off at the millennial douchebags i am expected to train...:(

for the record - i might have 99 problems but holding down a job aint one...even at my most fucked up i knew i needed $ to maintain my fucked-upness
besides - working calms downs the voices in my my brain to a dull roar, bonus

anyway
- 1986-1995: machinist at a farm-equipment factory
- 1995-2003: OCR Tech(eventually) at a mail/package- sorting company
- 2003-2004: i get bogus-busted and am in tha system
- 2005 - Present Day: hired back by the same mail-sorting company as soon as i was "available"...

12 months ago
tldr...
* possum ambles *
12 months ago
next up - i powerwhine about kids on my lawn with their damn phones
12 months ago
* NixonsGhost preemptively yells at empty lawn *
12 months ago
* JamesTKirk Clint Eastwood stares. *
12 months ago
my dad actually had a Gran Torino, honestly
12 months ago
* possum watches football *
12 months ago
Kirk timeline

1990 -1992 University "administration"
1993 -1997. Automotive industry, where I wrote bad y2k code
1997 - 2000 A now defunct computer hardware manufacturer.
2000 - 2016 Infrastructure software company.
12 months ago
We had one too, popsome
12 months ago
Administration???? Someone was fucking the dean......
12 months ago
It was kirk.....
12 months ago
You whore
12 months ago
I was fucking there, but not the dean.

They gave systems people there weird titles....
12 months ago
Dean fucker!!!!
12 months ago
Are you channeling your inner whunu? I just said NOT the dean....
12 months ago
Haha!!!!
12 months ago
it was green, and smelt of novocaine ,booze, and mint dental floss

the Torino i mean - not my dad
12 months ago
Possum... when is the next scannerfest going to be?
12 months ago
I'm sure poss lost his job after being a kiddie fucker, I highly doubt he's kept a constant job history
12 months ago
Time for a career change possum
12 months ago
Unemployed like you?
12 months ago
whenever whunax starts a sentence with "I'm sure " you can count on it being nothing but a bunch of toss
12 months ago
Whunu.... you stipid fuck towel
12 months ago
And i misspelled that on purpose so you would understand it
12 months ago
what is a 'fuck towel' anyway ??
12 months ago
1. Pre fleshlight technology used by teenagers
2. Used to clean up the mess
12 months ago
We used to call them jerk rags
12 months ago
- 1995-2003: OCR Tech(eventually) at a mail/package- sorting company
- 2003-2004: i get bogus-busted and am in tha system
- 2005 - Present Day: hired back by the same mail-sorting company as soon as i was "available"...
12 months ago
reading is fun
12 months ago
Tl;dr
12 months ago
...back to watching the vikings suck now
12 months ago
and here I was thinking possum was some rockstar member of a band...
12 months ago
both, at the same damn time!
12 months ago
doing weekend gigs in a local bar is hardly rockstar
12 months ago
*gay bar
12 months ago
*daycare
12 months ago
whuna
1992- 1999: collecting food stamps
1999-present: turd polisher
12 months ago
recover password
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