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E-Lo Not an attention Whore!

featuredmuchoers gone wild

by E-Lo

submitted September 16th 2016

399 comments
what do you think? let everyone know!
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its certainly impressive
2 years ago
also 'first'
2 years ago
*to take whunu's dick up his butt.
2 years ago
how about you shut the fuck up
2 years ago
How bout you fuck off and walk into traffic, turd.
2 years ago
not gonna happen cock-chomper
2 years ago
Yeah, we couldn't get that lucky. We'll just have to wait for you to drink yourself to death.
2 years ago
Now hold up fries. I think Mako has a point. Maybe you should at least try it. Things might work out great for all if you do it.
2 years ago
you can shut the fuck up too
2 years ago
No you first.
2 years ago
yay NO U
2 years ago
The "NO U" is your fave, isn't it?
2 years ago
NO U and "as if you could do better" are my 2 favourite dumb people arguments in the history of the internet
2 years ago
My favorite is "you do jack shit all day" from people that actually don't do shit all day.
2 years ago
right... coming form somebody who actually does nothing all day
2 years ago
That, coming from somebody that does bothing all day while bitching that other people do nothing all day. Introspection is difficult when you're a drunk.
2 years ago
I just think its a joke for somebody to call others out when they clearly spend thier time on here and nothing else
2 years ago
So you think you're a joke. Glad we agree on that.
2 years ago
you never agree on anything so shut the fuck up
2 years ago
Oh yes, I do agree, and I'm right.
2 years ago
Yeah, totally not a gay website here.

A picture of a girl, lets talk about gay sex, that is some edginess.

Also, do you recognize that gay blowjob?
1 year ago
And so it begins
2 years ago
I think we're gonna need a full frontal pic, just in case.
2 years ago
do we have the makings of a 'tits-selfie' comp ?
2 years ago
Alt or not. Nice titties.
2 years ago
and you wouldn't know either
2 years ago
you cant even detect reposts
2 years ago
I can detect retards. And judging by your comments you are the biggest one. You big dumb bastard.
2 years ago
I detect you have a following of retards too
2 years ago
With super human strength. Ready to do what ever i say. I can take over the world. (evil laugh) With my retarded army. Half of them will drool over their victims. The other half will moan while bashing your fucking brains in fries.
2 years ago
don't you have some shit to sub... I mean it must be at least 24 hours since you subbed anything and anybody could find a ton of mediocre crap of the ilk you sub
2 years ago
maybe try reddit for the latest of todays headliners
2 years ago
and then have all the dick-suckers upvote your banal bullcrap
2 years ago
Speak English ya fat cunt
2 years ago
Irish potato head
2 years ago
sorry I don't speak Iroish
2 years ago
Half Irish^
2 years ago
You speak fluent faggot.
2 years ago
Omg......
2 years ago
I'm not entirely sure what is happening here but hey at least something is happening here!

* Steven_Seagull kinda approves but still thinks it's shenanigans somehow *
2 years ago
Someone's hired a hooker and is having fun, that's all.
2 years ago
Cause this "chick" sure looks skanky as hell.
2 years ago
If Mako doesn't know what nice tits look like then... he's gay.
2 years ago
Those tits look nice, but I doubt they're yours.
2 years ago
he is gay
2 years ago
Trust me Papi they are real and they are mine.
2 years ago
Says the guy that upvotes vids of trannies jerking off. Wishful thinking again by the drunk.
2 years ago
"papi"

cringe
2 years ago
such street realz
2 years ago
talk about your vatos next
2 years ago
This site is is full of Alt's. The only way people on this site will know you are not an alt E-Lo is if you do a video or post a pic with a spoon.
2 years ago
Yeah, anyone that calls a stranger "papi" is kinda creepy.
2 years ago
you're all creepy fucks
2 years ago
You wish you were my daddy.. sick-o
2 years ago
If I was your daddy, I woulda beat your ass so that you didn't go around trying to impress people on the Internet.
2 years ago
Get your pussy with a spoon in it out for the lads.
2 years ago
how about you get your pussy out
2 years ago
burka wearing cunt
2 years ago
You haven't lived until you have had a Spanish woman growl "papi" into your ear whilst banging her.
2 years ago
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew
2 years ago
that's like that "yes daddy harder " shit.
2 years ago
lol.....right

papi is a term of respect and endearment in that case , has nothing to do with her calling you daddy
2 years ago
uhm, no. shes very much calling you daddy.
2 years ago
OH MY GOD I TOTES HOPES
2 years ago
No gay comments here....
1 year ago
so you're NOT, a GULLY alt. hmmm...
1 year ago
Elo you don't have to sub a pic with a spoon or anything else.

You subbed a pic with your name and M.S. that's proof enough.

However, I do have to agree that you should have included your face in the picture. Otherwise it's not completely positive proof that its you.
2 years ago
its proof that youre a fat retard though
2 years ago
CCC^
2 years ago
`Fuck off whunu, this is more proof that you are a huge faggot. A woman shows her tits here, and you tell her to stop.
2 years ago
No kurupt, I'm just trying to be accommodating to elo instead of running her off like the rest of you idiots!
Every time somebody new shows up you doubters fuck it up.
2 years ago
I still have a bit of a feeling we are going to be disappointed
2 years ago
Besides unlike you kurupt I have a woman "wife",and I'm not desperate I don't NEED jack off material.

Maybe if you had a car and a life you could get a woman too.
2 years ago
I have loads of women, i just wouldn't be stupid enough to marry one.
2 years ago
I agree fries, but still we should give the benefit of the doubt
2 years ago
She has after all provided a pic of her face and breasts with a sign both times.
2 years ago
It's probably going to be another Everest.
2 years ago
Yeah, she obviously had a feminine penis...
1 year ago
Hurry up dudes...chase her off..we dont need any whores stinking this sausage fest up
2 years ago
Wtf, you're falling for it, too? Come on billy, you're smarter than that.
2 years ago
S
2 years ago
T
2 years ago
F
2 years ago
U
2 years ago
CUNT Mako
2 years ago
Again, stop talking to me. All I see when you type is a blank space, like the inside of your fuckin' head.
2 years ago
yeah right mako
2 years ago
Whag ya sippin on tonight, foofie?
2 years ago
Besides whunu's jizz, I mean.
2 years ago
You are on the right track fries
2 years ago
A cocktail glass full of whunu's diarrhea.
2 years ago
There, how's that?
2 years ago
Two drunk faggots pink knighting each other. Same shit, different day.
2 years ago
I guess I'll be elo for a while
2 years ago
It's only 2:30 pm I don't have beer until at least 9
2 years ago
Sorry E-lo. I'm just borrowing your pic for a short while, I'll change back after a while
2 years ago
Fries instilling the myth in you, that you aren't an alcoholic if you have a set time frame.
2 years ago
^says the druggie
2 years ago
Thread full of dumb
2 years ago
Made it even dumber^
2 years ago
/me feels the burn
2 years ago
back for more pwnage?
2 years ago
i will gladly oblige
2 years ago
Nah, you can just melt down and be a coward hiding behind an alt like you're doing. As you were, noob.
2 years ago
i value your opinion even though i don't share it. GOOD TALK!
2 years ago
the left tit is correct
2 years ago
I just caught that
2 years ago
I'm touched you saved my photo to use as your avy.
2 years ago
I'll change it shortly, I'm just adding fuel to the fire.
2 years ago
That's a good way to get banned, so yeah, keep up the good work, lake nigger.
2 years ago
You can't get banned for that dumbass
2 years ago
Yak doesn't like alts, and he sure as hell doesn't like people that steal other's avvy's.
2 years ago
She made it available and accessible to the sight, I'm not misusing it. Just like cryax used diks, and Oster used my wife's.
2 years ago
Report the cunt and lets get rid of him once and for all.
2 years ago
So fuck off
2 years ago
*site
2 years ago
And contrary to what you think, yak is still here and still runnig things.
2 years ago
Go tattle you little pussy
2 years ago
Go cry. Whaaaa
2 years ago
Would be a shame to get banned for something so simple.
2 years ago
who do you think helped me with my proxy issue.
2 years ago
See elo, this place is full of crying fucking babies
2 years ago
Just keep in mind this place is purely for pissing off and pissing on most people.
2 years ago
If you don't like the way we are then leave. And take that faggot fries with you.
2 years ago
Of course, I'm not a snitch, but then I don't need to be. You're welcome for the heads up, little buddy.
2 years ago
They all cry like little girls in tutu's
2 years ago
Don't let crouching faggot brainwash you, he is the stupidest and shittiest person on this site.
2 years ago
^ i pressed the like button so hard on that comment that i almost broke my keyboard.
2 years ago
Meh, you'll all find out soon enough what E-Lo is anyway.
2 years ago
Thanks for the use of your pic elo!

Here minnow, I'm sure you'll like this even better.
2 years ago
scroll scroll
2 years ago
Brown nipples? Why even live?
2 years ago
Small penis and an alt.. kill yourself!
2 years ago
Bam!!
2 years ago
That's a whammy elo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8XH_HxapMA4
2 years ago
Isn't it ironic?
2 years ago
hmmmm
2 years ago
Don't you think?
2 years ago
It's like raaaaaaaiiiinnnnnn..... on a rainy day
2 years ago
Close enough.
2 years ago
"Hey get back in here"
2 years ago
Knew a guy named Tom that acted, sounded, and looked just like Jimmy. He was originally from Flatbush, Queens. Drank two extra large coffees and smoked two packs a day.
2 years ago
^knew a guy.... full stop
2 years ago
Yes, I know people and have friends, unlike you.
2 years ago
Fake, no spoon......
2 years ago
Is a Spork acceptable?
2 years ago
Only once
2 years ago
And only for partial credit.....
2 years ago
You have 24 hours to comply
2 years ago
Nice blackheads allover your tits.
What do you do for a living? Toilet?
2 years ago
"all over" is two words.
2 years ago
Don't listen to los elo, she jealous of any other females here
2 years ago
2 years ago
Any woman with tits bigger than a twelve year old boy, she gets jealous of.
2 years ago
You just couldn't fucking wait to show those, you are like sprinkles 2.
2 years ago
Well turn about is fair play.

If los wants to insult elo's breasts, then elo has a right to see what she's up against. Nothing.........
2 years ago
Nice white knighting from the resident eunuch
2 years ago
Your always running other women off.
2 years ago
You're such a fucking idiot
2 years ago
Eunuch..... hahahaha
2 years ago
Whunuch
2 years ago
Well los, don't be such a jealous wench
2 years ago
Nix quit sucking her ass
2 years ago
Pffffft
2 years ago
If thats how you see it.....
2 years ago
I gave up on that shit once she picked seagull over me and cryax
2 years ago
lol...
2 years ago
mucho isn't a dating site
2 years ago
go find something better to do mako you fucking loser
2 years ago
Pot. Kettle. Black.
2 years ago
Los has a great bod.
2 years ago
yep
2 years ago
If you are into little boys, or gender benders
2 years ago
Lol steven seagull agreez with that los has a great bod , let's face it , even as much as i like los az a person , physically thats hard to be attracted too but her personality and stupidity make up For it
2 years ago
sick burn. freshest of materials.
2 years ago
and there's the next desperate loser..
2 years ago
Lol dude you're the most desperatw loser here
2 years ago
elaborate. cuz the way i see it i have more than you will ever have. including a woman you seem to be unable to leave alone even for a single day..
2 years ago
What does having more than he does have to do with being a loser?
Not having things doesn't make you a loser.
2 years ago
Lol you dont own her fuck head and i know high paying trades that will keep me employed for life what do you do besides sit on your ass all day ? Kissing los,s ass praying she won't kick you our cause she's too blind too see you're a bum
2 years ago
You'd be serving up hamburgers if it wasn't for your grandpas money
2 years ago
if anything i'd be selling books, but nice try...
2 years ago
*Books*

* whunu snorts *
2 years ago
Lol selling books wow buddy , los is more of a man than you . But i guess she needs a bitch boy , i bet you cant even fix a flat tire or change oil
2 years ago
I bet that's a CCC
2 years ago
You just suck in general , take your grandpas money away you aint nothing i bet he wanted you to go to school with that money do something constructive . Instead you just blow it all on travelling and eating out lol , how sad all that shit he worked for , just so you cab piss it away fucking loser
2 years ago
OUCH
2 years ago
You ripped that bandaid off hard!
2 years ago
Fyi, i pay out of work mexican "trades people" to change my oil
2 years ago
The dealership doesn't come to your house to get the car and bring it back?
2 years ago
* whunu realizes it's time to jump to the other side of the fence now *
2 years ago
Sometimes
2 years ago
I take it that's a euphemism
2 years ago
lol, my grandpa didnt work a day in his life, he loved travelling and he loved food, i'm pretty sure he looks upon my life smiling.
2 years ago
Nixon is a weekend coyote, making poor immigrant boys change his oil as he takes them past the border
2 years ago
Is THAT what he does with those little mexican boys?
2 years ago
Shit, I just make them take care of my lawn. The foreman is a white dude, though.
2 years ago
You're squandering money for generations!!!!!!
2 years ago
Oh wait I'm getting confused between Mucho members here.
2 years ago
White dudes are always the forman
2 years ago
The arborist is an old German lady, though. Figure that one out.
2 years ago
If your white, speak English and have a license, you're the Boss
2 years ago
He also owns the company though, Nix.
2 years ago
In Florida anyway
2 years ago
I figure, he takes care of Scotty Bowman's yard, so he's good enough for me.
2 years ago
Well I like her so far.
2 years ago
Eh, she's okay.
2 years ago
Spectacular
2 years ago
hey, your pro is still there! weird....
2 years ago
shhh.. snitches get stiches
2 years ago
yeah, i shouldn't jinx it.... but you're basically stealing pro at this point
2 years ago
How can he be stealing something when he's not in control of the fact that yak has yet to remove it?
Before you answer, that was a rhetorical question.
2 years ago
(you do realize i paid for that pro right?)
2 years ago
just once i wanna see you act smart. just once....
2 years ago
Whoosh
2 years ago
yep. indeed.
2 years ago
^^ ^
2 years ago
all my old fake pros are still pro...
2 years ago
even rags :(
2 years ago
Solid pair
2 years ago
i dont believe it

* Steven_Seagull raises *
2 years ago
*his flab to see if his pair are still there
2 years ago
* Jones doubles his bet and prepares to motorboat *
2 years ago
* Steven_Seagull clumsily fishes secret cards from sleeve *
2 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYcn5BLop3w
2 years ago
^kiddie shit
2 years ago
whoosh
2 years ago
Sorry....

Gay kiddie shit
2 years ago
Gay whoosh????
2 years ago
yes, we belittle what we don't understand. that makes us men. seeking understanding is for non-american non-white pussies...
2 years ago
You finally got something right. I'm American and white, so I'm right.
2 years ago
umm.......... what exactly do you define as 'white'.......... cuz........... we have seen you on cam...

2 years ago
I always thought he had that "middle eastern" kinda look.
2 years ago
you dont remember the kids????
OBVIOUSLY hes not white :P
2 years ago
Yeah, but if I remember correctly, that was his stepson. Think that one OD'd and died.
2 years ago
Which, if I had to live with whunu, I'd probably OD, too.
2 years ago
LOL
2 years ago
yak you saying whuna is half nignog?
2 years ago
Is that a xmas drink?
2 years ago
if by nignog you mean black person.. no
if i had to label him racially i would say he is a 'person rug nigger'
if you know what i mean
possibly a spanikopita nigger
2 years ago
i dont know..he's pretty fuckin stupid
2 years ago
* PunkyBruiser loves some white-boy eggnog. for reals...I FUCKING LUV EGGNOG. *
2 years ago
he's from St Lous

Enough said
2 years ago
are you considering any new candidates for mod in this place yak?..cause sure could use one or 2...after all,drumfat is persona non grata
2 years ago
I think Whunu said he was Hungarian or something, but I have my doubts. His head always seemed kinda...misshaped...to me.
2 years ago
He did live in FL for a while, poss. And I've seen my fair share of weird lookin motherfuckers in that state.
2 years ago
dudes, just dont make yak actually pay attention to MS these days

we'll all be fucked
2 years ago
hey bud,we got to strike whilst the iron is hot..by hot i mean yak is actually here
2 years ago
Just cause he's here doesn't mean he's paying attention.
2 years ago
well thats a given
2 years ago
^scaredy cat
2 years ago
Possum..... you fucker....
2 years ago
* possum subs *
2 years ago
thats it..time to say hi to mikebeez
2 years ago
we need scanner subs!!!!
2 years ago
no we don't.


http://i.imgur.com/WxhSNUR.jpg
2 years ago
I bet he got fired from his warehouse job for that scan.
2 years ago
I tried to scan an image of my butthole and smashed the office scanner. I got glass in my right buttcheek. <fact
2 years ago
I can totally picture you doing that, too.
2 years ago
funny stuff!

* possum Rkings off now *
2 years ago
I KNEW IT!
2 years ago
"Yeah, uhh, this here nahn wun wun? Yeah, uhh...y'all ain't gonna belee dis..."
2 years ago
nice avy cat
2 years ago
yo, it's just mah fresh lid, yo
2 years ago
(fuck, I'm not wearing this look alone)
2 years ago
i miss your other avy, faggot.
2 years ago
* NixonsGhost gets a lid for his bean *
2 years ago
what was your og avy, punky?
2 years ago
i'm kinda glad yak's back.
2 years ago
@cat

the one of you doing a selfie with some stupid muts. 8)
2 years ago
lelelelelelelelelelele
2 years ago
yak's not "back" ya dumbo - he just checked in for a bit, and will feel guilty and greasy in the morning
2 years ago
Claude, you fuck.... I'm supporting you with this fucking hat!!!!!!!!
2 years ago
* NixonsGhost clears cache again *
2 years ago
1. don't call me dumbo, fat-boy
2. yak is always here, nigger.
3. fuck you!
4. sub something that doesn't make my ears hurt, faggot.
5. EAT ME RAW
2 years ago
* ClaudeBallz looks at hat and contemplates *
2 years ago
* NixonsGhost reports spam *
2 years ago
No...that wasn't it...seriously, what was it
2 years ago
end story, dude.
2 years ago
* possum calls punky Dumbo again *
2 years ago
8(
2 years ago
This is the first time in nearly 12 years I've changed my avy..... and claude abandons me.... wtf...
2 years ago
* ClaudeBallz asks yak to go through every single image to answer my question *
2 years ago
I know it's not the holidays, but this was the best I could do.
2 years ago
All right jabber jaw!!!!
2 years ago
HAPPY NOW??!?!?!??!?
2 years ago
I've never been happy....
2 years ago
But you're getting warmer....
2 years ago
* ClaudeBallz googles nixon + spoon + butt *
2 years ago
* NixonsGhost locks the vault *
2 years ago
2 years ago
You are from South Dakota period. It's like Deadwood.


possum
he's from St Lous

Enough said
2 years ago
hey punky..if you werent such a spastic liar you wouldnt have to put <fact at your amazing admissions
2 years ago
* NixonsGhost faps just in case *
2 years ago
are you happy to see her or is that your cane in your pocket
2 years ago
how would a cane fit in a pocket dummy?
2 years ago
obviously its not a very big cane
2 years ago
my cane is HUGE
2 years ago
Yay for large boobies, actually yay for boobies in general.

* Magawd prepares to wrastle two sets of lovely boobies free from their constrictive garb *
2 years ago
Shut the fuck up bro , you're going to virtually wrestle you fucking lake nigger scumbag
2 years ago
Post a pic of your self with sign cryax.
2 years ago
And don't just hit the stfu on my comment. Do it.
2 years ago
I'm only doing it when Nixon will step up to the plate
2 years ago
Do it. Do it for your people. Do it for country. Viva la Mexico.
2 years ago
whoooooooooooosh
2 years ago
cryass you are officially dumber than bicho, congratulations
2 years ago
Thanks man , I want to take this opportunity to thank everyone that has been there over the years for me ! This is such a prestigious award !
2 years ago
there ya go
2 years ago
Shut the fuck up bitch
2 years ago
Congratulation mother fucker !
2 years ago
Go to Home depot and stand out side next to your homies when you take the picture. And make sure you are holding up the right sign. It should say Mucho Sucko not I will work for you.
2 years ago
Seriously cryass, you are pretty fucking stupid. You could be cool if you weren't emotionally spastic.
2 years ago
Titty balls!!
2 years ago
Very nice.
2 years ago
Shut the fuck up spic
2 years ago
Don't you have some shoes to shine or something?
2 years ago
Nope I don't
2 years ago
Unemployment's a bitch ain't it??
2 years ago
Wouldent know since I ain't unemployed cutie
2 years ago
Do you work for the government like Fries does?
2 years ago
His English skills are second to none.
2 years ago
Agreed, they are pretty much at the level of nonexistent
2 years ago
i keep pressing Play and nothing keeps happening :(
2 years ago
Wrong button dude.... wrong button.....
2 years ago
tits
2 years ago
You pussy!
2 years ago
fuckin mako
2 years ago
Well, well, well.....
2 years ago
i had to stop in to see what my surving 30th trimester failed abortion attempt was up to after having to whitelist a certain persons ip for being flagged as a proxy...
and i come to this
2 years ago
are you surprised?
2 years ago
The weird Latina chicks just love me.
2 years ago
*men
2 years ago
im literally the opposite of surprised... i EXPECTED to come to see nearly exactly this
2 years ago
Yeah, they probably do too.
2 years ago
and now i go to get another beer and fly my drone recklessly around the neighbourhood
2 years ago
notify me if anything trainwrecky happens
2 years ago
and that's what we EXPECTED.....
2 years ago
I hope it crashes into a tree.
2 years ago
* yak whammies *

2 years ago
* NixonsGhost preps a couple carrier pigeons *
2 years ago
* possum sucks both paws and sez ? *
2 years ago
ok drone is still charging you have me for a few more minutes... please contain yourselves
2 years ago
* possum powers thru *
2 years ago
so anyone want to give me the yak doesnt gaf version of how this all transpired?
2 years ago
Somehow.... it's probably cryax's fault
2 years ago
i have no idea what might be going on

...
2 years ago
just dont hurt me
2 years ago
Http://i.imgur.com/BMoTc4K.gif
2 years ago
agreed
2 years ago
i bet those hands smell like nigger balls.
2 years ago
is this some new season of from dusk till dawn promo shit?
2 years ago
not even close, dude.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fg0aw-jETDY
2 years ago
thats the movie you bitch not the tv series
2 years ago
1 - yay at yak's retro avy
2 - boo at my current gayass avy
3 - the Dusk Til Dawn soundtrack is still one of my all time favorites - sue me
2 years ago
technically my avatar is politically current
2 years ago
It's YOOGE
2 years ago
like i own a tv.
2 years ago
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pQO0v_HEGU0
2 years ago
yak...
2 years ago
never mind...
2 years ago
WAT
2 years ago
lol@yak watching tv series
2 years ago
* possum tipsy and confused *
2 years ago
this fucking hat has got to go stat
2 years ago
wtf are you.. marky mark?
2 years ago
it does cover your bald spot, ya know.
2 years ago
whew
2 years ago
I have that same snake ring.
2 years ago
in yer culo
2 years ago
You could bounce quarters off that culo.
2 years ago
tits yes! vagina picture coming soon yes?
2 years ago
Brown areola :(
2 years ago
Hahaha
2 years ago
What brings you back here bitch ?
2 years ago
Twss
2 years ago
you should bleach your butthole, B-Dog.
2 years ago
I'm considering shaving it, its looking at little Chrisxmassacre
2 years ago
yikes!
2 years ago
Put xmas lights on it
2 years ago
^in it
2 years ago
Best Zeke and shove a Christmas tree up your ass. Show him that cain's are for pussies.
2 years ago
way to give up your position here.
2 years ago
sweet tag. broseph.
2 years ago
I want those in my mouth
2 years ago
go back to not commenting chucklehead
2 years ago
Go back to your boyfriends house and Eat a dick faggot
2 years ago
8 years waiting for this crap
2 years ago
pumas mum
2 years ago
Very nice tits
2 years ago
I can post better tits. can you post your tiny cock?
2 years ago
I believe I have been posted
2 years ago
finally some fucking tits, and I miss it?

The fuck?
2 years ago
You chose therapy of titties.
2 years ago
^over
2 years ago
HA! GAY!
2 years ago
Haha
1 year ago
recover password
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