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E-Lo Not an attention Whore!

featuredmuchoers gone wild

by E-Lo

submitted September 16th 2016

399 comments
what do you think? let everyone know!
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its certainly impressive
11 months ago
also 'first'
11 months ago
*to take whunu's dick up his butt.
11 months ago
how about you shut the fuck up
11 months ago
How bout you fuck off and walk into traffic, turd.
11 months ago
not gonna happen cock-chomper
11 months ago
Yeah, we couldn't get that lucky. We'll just have to wait for you to drink yourself to death.
11 months ago
Now hold up fries. I think Mako has a point. Maybe you should at least try it. Things might work out great for all if you do it.
11 months ago
you can shut the fuck up too
11 months ago
No you first.
11 months ago
yay NO U
11 months ago
The "NO U" is your fave, isn't it?
11 months ago
NO U and "as if you could do better" are my 2 favourite dumb people arguments in the history of the internet
11 months ago
My favorite is "you do jack shit all day" from people that actually don't do shit all day.
11 months ago
right... coming form somebody who actually does nothing all day
11 months ago
That, coming from somebody that does bothing all day while bitching that other people do nothing all day. Introspection is difficult when you're a drunk.
11 months ago
I just think its a joke for somebody to call others out when they clearly spend thier time on here and nothing else
11 months ago
So you think you're a joke. Glad we agree on that.
11 months ago
you never agree on anything so shut the fuck up
11 months ago
Oh yes, I do agree, and I'm right.
11 months ago
Yeah, totally not a gay website here.

A picture of a girl, lets talk about gay sex, that is some edginess.

Also, do you recognize that gay blowjob?
3 months ago
And so it begins
11 months ago
I think we're gonna need a full frontal pic, just in case.
11 months ago
do we have the makings of a 'tits-selfie' comp ?
11 months ago
Alt or not. Nice titties.
11 months ago
and you wouldn't know either
11 months ago
you cant even detect reposts
11 months ago
I can detect retards. And judging by your comments you are the biggest one. You big dumb bastard.
11 months ago
I detect you have a following of retards too
11 months ago
With super human strength. Ready to do what ever i say. I can take over the world. (evil laugh) With my retarded army. Half of them will drool over their victims. The other half will moan while bashing your fucking brains in fries.
11 months ago
don't you have some shit to sub... I mean it must be at least 24 hours since you subbed anything and anybody could find a ton of mediocre crap of the ilk you sub
11 months ago
maybe try reddit for the latest of todays headliners
11 months ago
and then have all the dick-suckers upvote your banal bullcrap
11 months ago
Speak English ya fat cunt
11 months ago
Irish potato head
11 months ago
sorry I don't speak Iroish
11 months ago
Half Irish^
11 months ago
You speak fluent faggot.
11 months ago
Omg......
11 months ago
I'm not entirely sure what is happening here but hey at least something is happening here!

* Steven_Seagull kinda approves but still thinks it's shenanigans somehow *
11 months ago
Someone's hired a hooker and is having fun, that's all.
11 months ago
Cause this "chick" sure looks skanky as hell.
11 months ago
If Mako doesn't know what nice tits look like then... he's gay.
11 months ago
Those tits look nice, but I doubt they're yours.
11 months ago
he is gay
11 months ago
Trust me Papi they are real and they are mine.
11 months ago
Says the guy that upvotes vids of trannies jerking off. Wishful thinking again by the drunk.
11 months ago
"papi"

cringe
11 months ago
such street realz
11 months ago
talk about your vatos next
11 months ago
This site is is full of Alt's. The only way people on this site will know you are not an alt E-Lo is if you do a video or post a pic with a spoon.
11 months ago
Yeah, anyone that calls a stranger "papi" is kinda creepy.
11 months ago
you're all creepy fucks
11 months ago
You wish you were my daddy.. sick-o
11 months ago
If I was your daddy, I woulda beat your ass so that you didn't go around trying to impress people on the Internet.
11 months ago
Get your pussy with a spoon in it out for the lads.
11 months ago
how about you get your pussy out
11 months ago
burka wearing cunt
11 months ago
You haven't lived until you have had a Spanish woman growl "papi" into your ear whilst banging her.
11 months ago
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew
11 months ago
that's like that "yes daddy harder " shit.
11 months ago
lol.....right

papi is a term of respect and endearment in that case , has nothing to do with her calling you daddy
11 months ago
uhm, no. shes very much calling you daddy.
11 months ago
OH MY GOD I TOTES HOPES
11 months ago
No gay comments here....
3 months ago
so you're NOT, a GULLY alt. hmmm...
3 months ago
Elo you don't have to sub a pic with a spoon or anything else.

You subbed a pic with your name and M.S. that's proof enough.

However, I do have to agree that you should have included your face in the picture. Otherwise it's not completely positive proof that its you.
11 months ago
its proof that youre a fat retard though
11 months ago
CCC^
11 months ago
`Fuck off whunu, this is more proof that you are a huge faggot. A woman shows her tits here, and you tell her to stop.
11 months ago
No kurupt, I'm just trying to be accommodating to elo instead of running her off like the rest of you idiots!
Every time somebody new shows up you doubters fuck it up.
11 months ago
I still have a bit of a feeling we are going to be disappointed
11 months ago
Besides unlike you kurupt I have a woman "wife",and I'm not desperate I don't NEED jack off material.

Maybe if you had a car and a life you could get a woman too.
11 months ago
I have loads of women, i just wouldn't be stupid enough to marry one.
11 months ago
I agree fries, but still we should give the benefit of the doubt
11 months ago
She has after all provided a pic of her face and breasts with a sign both times.
11 months ago
It's probably going to be another Everest.
11 months ago
Yeah, she obviously had a feminine penis...
3 months ago
Hurry up dudes...chase her off..we dont need any whores stinking this sausage fest up
11 months ago
Wtf, you're falling for it, too? Come on billy, you're smarter than that.
11 months ago
S
11 months ago
T
11 months ago
F
11 months ago
U
11 months ago
CUNT Mako
11 months ago
Again, stop talking to me. All I see when you type is a blank space, like the inside of your fuckin' head.
11 months ago
yeah right mako
11 months ago
Whag ya sippin on tonight, foofie?
11 months ago
Besides whunu's jizz, I mean.
11 months ago
You are on the right track fries
11 months ago
A cocktail glass full of whunu's diarrhea.
11 months ago
There, how's that?
11 months ago
Two drunk faggots pink knighting each other. Same shit, different day.
11 months ago
I guess I'll be elo for a while
11 months ago
It's only 2:30 pm I don't have beer until at least 9
11 months ago
Sorry E-lo. I'm just borrowing your pic for a short while, I'll change back after a while
11 months ago
Fries instilling the myth in you, that you aren't an alcoholic if you have a set time frame.
11 months ago
^says the druggie
11 months ago
Thread full of dumb
11 months ago
Made it even dumber^
11 months ago
/me feels the burn
11 months ago
back for more pwnage?
11 months ago
i will gladly oblige
11 months ago
Nah, you can just melt down and be a coward hiding behind an alt like you're doing. As you were, noob.
11 months ago
i value your opinion even though i don't share it. GOOD TALK!
11 months ago
the left tit is correct
11 months ago
I just caught that
11 months ago
I'm touched you saved my photo to use as your avy.
11 months ago
I'll change it shortly, I'm just adding fuel to the fire.
11 months ago
That's a good way to get banned, so yeah, keep up the good work, lake nigger.
11 months ago
You can't get banned for that dumbass
11 months ago
Yak doesn't like alts, and he sure as hell doesn't like people that steal other's avvy's.
11 months ago
She made it available and accessible to the sight, I'm not misusing it. Just like cryax used diks, and Oster used my wife's.
11 months ago
Report the cunt and lets get rid of him once and for all.
11 months ago
So fuck off
11 months ago
*site
11 months ago
And contrary to what you think, yak is still here and still runnig things.
11 months ago
Go tattle you little pussy
11 months ago
Go cry. Whaaaa
11 months ago
Would be a shame to get banned for something so simple.
11 months ago
who do you think helped me with my proxy issue.
11 months ago
See elo, this place is full of crying fucking babies
11 months ago
Just keep in mind this place is purely for pissing off and pissing on most people.
11 months ago
If you don't like the way we are then leave. And take that faggot fries with you.
11 months ago
Of course, I'm not a snitch, but then I don't need to be. You're welcome for the heads up, little buddy.
11 months ago
They all cry like little girls in tutu's
11 months ago
Don't let crouching faggot brainwash you, he is the stupidest and shittiest person on this site.
11 months ago
^ i pressed the like button so hard on that comment that i almost broke my keyboard.
11 months ago
Meh, you'll all find out soon enough what E-Lo is anyway.
11 months ago
Thanks for the use of your pic elo!

Here minnow, I'm sure you'll like this even better.
11 months ago
scroll scroll
11 months ago
Brown nipples? Why even live?
11 months ago
Small penis and an alt.. kill yourself!
11 months ago
Bam!!
11 months ago
That's a whammy elo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8XH_HxapMA4
11 months ago
Isn't it ironic?
11 months ago
hmmmm
11 months ago
Don't you think?
11 months ago
It's like raaaaaaaiiiinnnnnn..... on a rainy day
11 months ago
Close enough.
11 months ago
"Hey get back in here"
11 months ago
Knew a guy named Tom that acted, sounded, and looked just like Jimmy. He was originally from Flatbush, Queens. Drank two extra large coffees and smoked two packs a day.
11 months ago
^knew a guy.... full stop
11 months ago
Yes, I know people and have friends, unlike you.
11 months ago
Fake, no spoon......
11 months ago
Is a Spork acceptable?
11 months ago
Only once
11 months ago
And only for partial credit.....
11 months ago
You have 24 hours to comply
11 months ago
Nice blackheads allover your tits.
What do you do for a living? Toilet?
11 months ago
"all over" is two words.
11 months ago
Don't listen to los elo, she jealous of any other females here
11 months ago
11 months ago
Any woman with tits bigger than a twelve year old boy, she gets jealous of.
11 months ago
You just couldn't fucking wait to show those, you are like sprinkles 2.
11 months ago
Well turn about is fair play.

If los wants to insult elo's breasts, then elo has a right to see what she's up against. Nothing.........
11 months ago
Nice white knighting from the resident eunuch
11 months ago
Your always running other women off.
11 months ago
You're such a fucking idiot
11 months ago
Eunuch..... hahahaha
11 months ago
Whunuch
11 months ago
Well los, don't be such a jealous wench
11 months ago
Nix quit sucking her ass
11 months ago
Pffffft
11 months ago
If thats how you see it.....
11 months ago
I gave up on that shit once she picked seagull over me and cryax
11 months ago
lol...
11 months ago
mucho isn't a dating site
11 months ago
go find something better to do mako you fucking loser
11 months ago
Pot. Kettle. Black.
11 months ago
Los has a great bod.
11 months ago
yep
11 months ago
If you are into little boys, or gender benders
11 months ago
Lol steven seagull agreez with that los has a great bod , let's face it , even as much as i like los az a person , physically thats hard to be attracted too but her personality and stupidity make up For it
11 months ago
sick burn. freshest of materials.
11 months ago
and there's the next desperate loser..
11 months ago
Lol dude you're the most desperatw loser here
11 months ago
elaborate. cuz the way i see it i have more than you will ever have. including a woman you seem to be unable to leave alone even for a single day..
11 months ago
What does having more than he does have to do with being a loser?
Not having things doesn't make you a loser.
11 months ago
Lol you dont own her fuck head and i know high paying trades that will keep me employed for life what do you do besides sit on your ass all day ? Kissing los,s ass praying she won't kick you our cause she's too blind too see you're a bum
11 months ago
You'd be serving up hamburgers if it wasn't for your grandpas money
11 months ago
if anything i'd be selling books, but nice try...
11 months ago
*Books*

* whunu snorts *
11 months ago
Lol selling books wow buddy , los is more of a man than you . But i guess she needs a bitch boy , i bet you cant even fix a flat tire or change oil
11 months ago
I bet that's a CCC
11 months ago
You just suck in general , take your grandpas money away you aint nothing i bet he wanted you to go to school with that money do something constructive . Instead you just blow it all on travelling and eating out lol , how sad all that shit he worked for , just so you cab piss it away fucking loser
11 months ago
OUCH
11 months ago
You ripped that bandaid off hard!
11 months ago
Fyi, i pay out of work mexican "trades people" to change my oil
11 months ago
The dealership doesn't come to your house to get the car and bring it back?
11 months ago
* whunu realizes it's time to jump to the other side of the fence now *
11 months ago
Sometimes
11 months ago
I take it that's a euphemism
11 months ago
lol, my grandpa didnt work a day in his life, he loved travelling and he loved food, i'm pretty sure he looks upon my life smiling.
11 months ago
Nixon is a weekend coyote, making poor immigrant boys change his oil as he takes them past the border
11 months ago
Is THAT what he does with those little mexican boys?
11 months ago
Shit, I just make them take care of my lawn. The foreman is a white dude, though.
11 months ago
You're squandering money for generations!!!!!!
11 months ago
Oh wait I'm getting confused between Mucho members here.
11 months ago
White dudes are always the forman
11 months ago
The arborist is an old German lady, though. Figure that one out.
11 months ago
If your white, speak English and have a license, you're the Boss
11 months ago
He also owns the company though, Nix.
11 months ago
In Florida anyway
11 months ago
I figure, he takes care of Scotty Bowman's yard, so he's good enough for me.
11 months ago
Well I like her so far.
11 months ago
Eh, she's okay.
11 months ago
Spectacular
11 months ago
hey, your pro is still there! weird....
11 months ago
shhh.. snitches get stiches
11 months ago
yeah, i shouldn't jinx it.... but you're basically stealing pro at this point
11 months ago
How can he be stealing something when he's not in control of the fact that yak has yet to remove it?
Before you answer, that was a rhetorical question.
11 months ago
(you do realize i paid for that pro right?)
11 months ago
just once i wanna see you act smart. just once....
11 months ago
Whoosh
11 months ago
yep. indeed.
11 months ago
^^ ^
11 months ago
all my old fake pros are still pro...
11 months ago
even rags :(
11 months ago
Solid pair
11 months ago
i dont believe it

* Steven_Seagull raises *
11 months ago
*his flab to see if his pair are still there
11 months ago
* Jones doubles his bet and prepares to motorboat *
11 months ago
* Steven_Seagull clumsily fishes secret cards from sleeve *
11 months ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYcn5BLop3w
11 months ago
^kiddie shit
11 months ago
whoosh
11 months ago
Sorry....

Gay kiddie shit
11 months ago
Gay whoosh????
11 months ago
yes, we belittle what we don't understand. that makes us men. seeking understanding is for non-american non-white pussies...
11 months ago
You finally got something right. I'm American and white, so I'm right.
11 months ago
umm.......... what exactly do you define as 'white'.......... cuz........... we have seen you on cam...

11 months ago
I always thought he had that "middle eastern" kinda look.
11 months ago
you dont remember the kids????
OBVIOUSLY hes not white :P
11 months ago
Yeah, but if I remember correctly, that was his stepson. Think that one OD'd and died.
11 months ago
Which, if I had to live with whunu, I'd probably OD, too.
11 months ago
LOL
11 months ago
yak you saying whuna is half nignog?
11 months ago
Is that a xmas drink?
11 months ago
if by nignog you mean black person.. no
if i had to label him racially i would say he is a 'person rug nigger'
if you know what i mean
possibly a spanikopita nigger
11 months ago
i dont know..he's pretty fuckin stupid
11 months ago
* PunkyBruiser loves some white-boy eggnog. for reals...I FUCKING LUV EGGNOG. *
11 months ago
he's from St Lous

Enough said
11 months ago
are you considering any new candidates for mod in this place yak?..cause sure could use one or 2...after all,drumfat is persona non grata
11 months ago
I think Whunu said he was Hungarian or something, but I have my doubts. His head always seemed kinda...misshaped...to me.
11 months ago
He did live in FL for a while, poss. And I've seen my fair share of weird lookin motherfuckers in that state.
11 months ago
dudes, just dont make yak actually pay attention to MS these days

we'll all be fucked
11 months ago
hey bud,we got to strike whilst the iron is hot..by hot i mean yak is actually here
11 months ago
Just cause he's here doesn't mean he's paying attention.
11 months ago
well thats a given
11 months ago
^scaredy cat
11 months ago
Possum..... you fucker....
11 months ago
* possum subs *
11 months ago
thats it..time to say hi to mikebeez
11 months ago
we need scanner subs!!!!
11 months ago
no we don't.


http://i.imgur.com/WxhSNUR.jpg
11 months ago
I bet he got fired from his warehouse job for that scan.
11 months ago
I tried to scan an image of my butthole and smashed the office scanner. I got glass in my right buttcheek. <fact
11 months ago
I can totally picture you doing that, too.
11 months ago
funny stuff!

* possum Rkings off now *
11 months ago
I KNEW IT!
11 months ago
"Yeah, uhh, this here nahn wun wun? Yeah, uhh...y'all ain't gonna belee dis..."
11 months ago
nice avy cat
11 months ago
yo, it's just mah fresh lid, yo
11 months ago
(fuck, I'm not wearing this look alone)
11 months ago
i miss your other avy, faggot.
11 months ago
* NixonsGhost gets a lid for his bean *
11 months ago
what was your og avy, punky?
11 months ago
i'm kinda glad yak's back.
11 months ago
@cat

the one of you doing a selfie with some stupid muts. 8)
11 months ago
lelelelelelelelelelele
11 months ago
yak's not "back" ya dumbo - he just checked in for a bit, and will feel guilty and greasy in the morning
11 months ago
Claude, you fuck.... I'm supporting you with this fucking hat!!!!!!!!
11 months ago
* NixonsGhost clears cache again *
11 months ago
1. don't call me dumbo, fat-boy
2. yak is always here, nigger.
3. fuck you!
4. sub something that doesn't make my ears hurt, faggot.
5. EAT ME RAW
11 months ago
* ClaudeBallz looks at hat and contemplates *
11 months ago
* NixonsGhost reports spam *
11 months ago
No...that wasn't it...seriously, what was it
11 months ago
end story, dude.
11 months ago
* possum calls punky Dumbo again *
11 months ago
8(
11 months ago
This is the first time in nearly 12 years I've changed my avy..... and claude abandons me.... wtf...
11 months ago
* ClaudeBallz asks yak to go through every single image to answer my question *
11 months ago
I know it's not the holidays, but this was the best I could do.
11 months ago
All right jabber jaw!!!!
11 months ago
HAPPY NOW??!?!?!??!?
11 months ago
I've never been happy....
11 months ago
But you're getting warmer....
11 months ago
* ClaudeBallz googles nixon + spoon + butt *
11 months ago
* NixonsGhost locks the vault *
11 months ago
11 months ago
You are from South Dakota period. It's like Deadwood.


possum
he's from St Lous

Enough said
11 months ago
hey punky..if you werent such a spastic liar you wouldnt have to put <fact at your amazing admissions
11 months ago
* NixonsGhost faps just in case *
11 months ago
are you happy to see her or is that your cane in your pocket
11 months ago
how would a cane fit in a pocket dummy?
11 months ago
obviously its not a very big cane
11 months ago
my cane is HUGE
11 months ago
Yay for large boobies, actually yay for boobies in general.

* Magawd prepares to wrastle two sets of lovely boobies free from their constrictive garb *
11 months ago
Shut the fuck up bro , you're going to virtually wrestle you fucking lake nigger scumbag
11 months ago
Post a pic of your self with sign cryax.
11 months ago
And don't just hit the stfu on my comment. Do it.
11 months ago
I'm only doing it when Nixon will step up to the plate
11 months ago
Do it. Do it for your people. Do it for country. Viva la Mexico.
11 months ago
whoooooooooooosh
11 months ago
cryass you are officially dumber than bicho, congratulations
11 months ago
Thanks man , I want to take this opportunity to thank everyone that has been there over the years for me ! This is such a prestigious award !
11 months ago
there ya go
11 months ago
Shut the fuck up bitch
11 months ago
Congratulation mother fucker !
11 months ago
Go to Home depot and stand out side next to your homies when you take the picture. And make sure you are holding up the right sign. It should say Mucho Sucko not I will work for you.
11 months ago
Seriously cryass, you are pretty fucking stupid. You could be cool if you weren't emotionally spastic.
11 months ago
Titty balls!!
11 months ago
Very nice.
11 months ago
Shut the fuck up spic
11 months ago
Don't you have some shoes to shine or something?
11 months ago
Nope I don't
11 months ago
Unemployment's a bitch ain't it??
11 months ago
Wouldent know since I ain't unemployed cutie
11 months ago
Do you work for the government like Fries does?
11 months ago
His English skills are second to none.
11 months ago
Agreed, they are pretty much at the level of nonexistent
11 months ago
i keep pressing Play and nothing keeps happening :(
11 months ago
Wrong button dude.... wrong button.....
11 months ago
tits
11 months ago
You pussy!
11 months ago
fuckin mako
11 months ago
Well, well, well.....
11 months ago
i had to stop in to see what my surving 30th trimester failed abortion attempt was up to after having to whitelist a certain persons ip for being flagged as a proxy...
and i come to this
11 months ago
are you surprised?
11 months ago
The weird Latina chicks just love me.
11 months ago
*men
11 months ago
im literally the opposite of surprised... i EXPECTED to come to see nearly exactly this
11 months ago
Yeah, they probably do too.
11 months ago
and now i go to get another beer and fly my drone recklessly around the neighbourhood
11 months ago
notify me if anything trainwrecky happens
11 months ago
and that's what we EXPECTED.....
11 months ago
I hope it crashes into a tree.
11 months ago
* yak whammies *

11 months ago
* NixonsGhost preps a couple carrier pigeons *
11 months ago
* possum sucks both paws and sez ? *
11 months ago
ok drone is still charging you have me for a few more minutes... please contain yourselves
11 months ago
* possum powers thru *
11 months ago
so anyone want to give me the yak doesnt gaf version of how this all transpired?
11 months ago
Somehow.... it's probably cryax's fault
11 months ago
i have no idea what might be going on

...
11 months ago
just dont hurt me
11 months ago
Http://i.imgur.com/BMoTc4K.gif
11 months ago
agreed
11 months ago
i bet those hands smell like nigger balls.
11 months ago
is this some new season of from dusk till dawn promo shit?
11 months ago
not even close, dude.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fg0aw-jETDY
11 months ago
thats the movie you bitch not the tv series
11 months ago
1 - yay at yak's retro avy
2 - boo at my current gayass avy
3 - the Dusk Til Dawn soundtrack is still one of my all time favorites - sue me
11 months ago
technically my avatar is politically current
11 months ago
It's YOOGE
11 months ago
like i own a tv.
11 months ago
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pQO0v_HEGU0
11 months ago
yak...
11 months ago
never mind...
11 months ago
WAT
11 months ago
lol@yak watching tv series
11 months ago
* possum tipsy and confused *
11 months ago
this fucking hat has got to go stat
11 months ago
wtf are you.. marky mark?
11 months ago
it does cover your bald spot, ya know.
11 months ago
whew
11 months ago
I have that same snake ring.
11 months ago
in yer culo
11 months ago
You could bounce quarters off that culo.
11 months ago
tits yes! vagina picture coming soon yes?
11 months ago
Brown areola :(
11 months ago
Hahaha
8 months ago
What brings you back here bitch ?
8 months ago
Twss
8 months ago
you should bleach your butthole, B-Dog.
8 months ago
I'm considering shaving it, its looking at little Chrisxmassacre
8 months ago
yikes!
8 months ago
Put xmas lights on it
8 months ago
^in it
8 months ago
Best Zeke and shove a Christmas tree up your ass. Show him that cain's are for pussies.
8 months ago
way to give up your position here.
8 months ago
sweet tag. broseph.
8 months ago
I want those in my mouth
11 months ago
go back to not commenting chucklehead
11 months ago
Go back to your boyfriends house and Eat a dick faggot
11 months ago
8 years waiting for this crap
11 months ago
pumas mum
8 months ago
Very nice tits
8 months ago
I can post better tits. can you post your tiny cock?
8 months ago
I believe I have been posted
8 months ago
finally some fucking tits, and I miss it?

The fuck?
8 months ago
You chose therapy of titties.
8 months ago
^over
8 months ago
HA! GAY!
8 months ago
Haha
3 months ago
recover password
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