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E-Lo Not an attention Whore!

featuredmuchoers gone wild

by E-Lo

submitted September 16th 2016

399 comments
what do you think? let everyone know!
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its certainly impressive
1 year ago
also 'first'
1 year ago
*to take whunu's dick up his butt.
1 year ago
how about you shut the fuck up
1 year ago
How bout you fuck off and walk into traffic, turd.
1 year ago
not gonna happen cock-chomper
1 year ago
Yeah, we couldn't get that lucky. We'll just have to wait for you to drink yourself to death.
1 year ago
Now hold up fries. I think Mako has a point. Maybe you should at least try it. Things might work out great for all if you do it.
1 year ago
you can shut the fuck up too
1 year ago
No you first.
1 year ago
yay NO U
1 year ago
The "NO U" is your fave, isn't it?
1 year ago
NO U and "as if you could do better" are my 2 favourite dumb people arguments in the history of the internet
1 year ago
My favorite is "you do jack shit all day" from people that actually don't do shit all day.
1 year ago
right... coming form somebody who actually does nothing all day
1 year ago
That, coming from somebody that does bothing all day while bitching that other people do nothing all day. Introspection is difficult when you're a drunk.
1 year ago
I just think its a joke for somebody to call others out when they clearly spend thier time on here and nothing else
1 year ago
So you think you're a joke. Glad we agree on that.
1 year ago
you never agree on anything so shut the fuck up
1 year ago
Oh yes, I do agree, and I'm right.
1 year ago
Yeah, totally not a gay website here.

A picture of a girl, lets talk about gay sex, that is some edginess.

Also, do you recognize that gay blowjob?
5 months ago
And so it begins
1 year ago
I think we're gonna need a full frontal pic, just in case.
1 year ago
do we have the makings of a 'tits-selfie' comp ?
1 year ago
Alt or not. Nice titties.
1 year ago
and you wouldn't know either
1 year ago
you cant even detect reposts
1 year ago
I can detect retards. And judging by your comments you are the biggest one. You big dumb bastard.
1 year ago
I detect you have a following of retards too
1 year ago
With super human strength. Ready to do what ever i say. I can take over the world. (evil laugh) With my retarded army. Half of them will drool over their victims. The other half will moan while bashing your fucking brains in fries.
1 year ago
don't you have some shit to sub... I mean it must be at least 24 hours since you subbed anything and anybody could find a ton of mediocre crap of the ilk you sub
1 year ago
maybe try reddit for the latest of todays headliners
1 year ago
and then have all the dick-suckers upvote your banal bullcrap
1 year ago
Speak English ya fat cunt
1 year ago
Irish potato head
1 year ago
sorry I don't speak Iroish
1 year ago
Half Irish^
1 year ago
You speak fluent faggot.
1 year ago
Omg......
1 year ago
I'm not entirely sure what is happening here but hey at least something is happening here!

* Steven_Seagull kinda approves but still thinks it's shenanigans somehow *
1 year ago
Someone's hired a hooker and is having fun, that's all.
1 year ago
Cause this "chick" sure looks skanky as hell.
1 year ago
If Mako doesn't know what nice tits look like then... he's gay.
1 year ago
Those tits look nice, but I doubt they're yours.
1 year ago
he is gay
1 year ago
Trust me Papi they are real and they are mine.
1 year ago
Says the guy that upvotes vids of trannies jerking off. Wishful thinking again by the drunk.
1 year ago
"papi"

cringe
1 year ago
such street realz
1 year ago
talk about your vatos next
1 year ago
This site is is full of Alt's. The only way people on this site will know you are not an alt E-Lo is if you do a video or post a pic with a spoon.
1 year ago
Yeah, anyone that calls a stranger "papi" is kinda creepy.
1 year ago
you're all creepy fucks
1 year ago
You wish you were my daddy.. sick-o
1 year ago
If I was your daddy, I woulda beat your ass so that you didn't go around trying to impress people on the Internet.
1 year ago
Get your pussy with a spoon in it out for the lads.
1 year ago
how about you get your pussy out
1 year ago
burka wearing cunt
1 year ago
You haven't lived until you have had a Spanish woman growl "papi" into your ear whilst banging her.
1 year ago
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew
1 year ago
that's like that "yes daddy harder " shit.
1 year ago
lol.....right

papi is a term of respect and endearment in that case , has nothing to do with her calling you daddy
1 year ago
uhm, no. shes very much calling you daddy.
1 year ago
OH MY GOD I TOTES HOPES
1 year ago
No gay comments here....
5 months ago
so you're NOT, a GULLY alt. hmmm...
5 months ago
Elo you don't have to sub a pic with a spoon or anything else.

You subbed a pic with your name and M.S. that's proof enough.

However, I do have to agree that you should have included your face in the picture. Otherwise it's not completely positive proof that its you.
1 year ago
its proof that youre a fat retard though
1 year ago
CCC^
1 year ago
`Fuck off whunu, this is more proof that you are a huge faggot. A woman shows her tits here, and you tell her to stop.
1 year ago
No kurupt, I'm just trying to be accommodating to elo instead of running her off like the rest of you idiots!
Every time somebody new shows up you doubters fuck it up.
1 year ago
I still have a bit of a feeling we are going to be disappointed
1 year ago
Besides unlike you kurupt I have a woman "wife",and I'm not desperate I don't NEED jack off material.

Maybe if you had a car and a life you could get a woman too.
1 year ago
I have loads of women, i just wouldn't be stupid enough to marry one.
1 year ago
I agree fries, but still we should give the benefit of the doubt
1 year ago
She has after all provided a pic of her face and breasts with a sign both times.
1 year ago
It's probably going to be another Everest.
1 year ago
Yeah, she obviously had a feminine penis...
5 months ago
Hurry up dudes...chase her off..we dont need any whores stinking this sausage fest up
1 year ago
Wtf, you're falling for it, too? Come on billy, you're smarter than that.
1 year ago
S
1 year ago
T
1 year ago
F
1 year ago
U
1 year ago
CUNT Mako
1 year ago
Again, stop talking to me. All I see when you type is a blank space, like the inside of your fuckin' head.
1 year ago
yeah right mako
1 year ago
Whag ya sippin on tonight, foofie?
1 year ago
Besides whunu's jizz, I mean.
1 year ago
You are on the right track fries
1 year ago
A cocktail glass full of whunu's diarrhea.
1 year ago
There, how's that?
1 year ago
Two drunk faggots pink knighting each other. Same shit, different day.
1 year ago
I guess I'll be elo for a while
1 year ago
It's only 2:30 pm I don't have beer until at least 9
1 year ago
Sorry E-lo. I'm just borrowing your pic for a short while, I'll change back after a while
1 year ago
Fries instilling the myth in you, that you aren't an alcoholic if you have a set time frame.
1 year ago
^says the druggie
1 year ago
Thread full of dumb
1 year ago
Made it even dumber^
1 year ago
/me feels the burn
1 year ago
back for more pwnage?
1 year ago
i will gladly oblige
1 year ago
Nah, you can just melt down and be a coward hiding behind an alt like you're doing. As you were, noob.
1 year ago
i value your opinion even though i don't share it. GOOD TALK!
1 year ago
the left tit is correct
1 year ago
I just caught that
1 year ago
I'm touched you saved my photo to use as your avy.
1 year ago
I'll change it shortly, I'm just adding fuel to the fire.
1 year ago
That's a good way to get banned, so yeah, keep up the good work, lake nigger.
1 year ago
You can't get banned for that dumbass
1 year ago
Yak doesn't like alts, and he sure as hell doesn't like people that steal other's avvy's.
1 year ago
She made it available and accessible to the sight, I'm not misusing it. Just like cryax used diks, and Oster used my wife's.
1 year ago
Report the cunt and lets get rid of him once and for all.
1 year ago
So fuck off
1 year ago
*site
1 year ago
And contrary to what you think, yak is still here and still runnig things.
1 year ago
Go tattle you little pussy
1 year ago
Go cry. Whaaaa
1 year ago
Would be a shame to get banned for something so simple.
1 year ago
who do you think helped me with my proxy issue.
1 year ago
See elo, this place is full of crying fucking babies
1 year ago
Just keep in mind this place is purely for pissing off and pissing on most people.
1 year ago
If you don't like the way we are then leave. And take that faggot fries with you.
1 year ago
Of course, I'm not a snitch, but then I don't need to be. You're welcome for the heads up, little buddy.
1 year ago
They all cry like little girls in tutu's
1 year ago
Don't let crouching faggot brainwash you, he is the stupidest and shittiest person on this site.
1 year ago
^ i pressed the like button so hard on that comment that i almost broke my keyboard.
1 year ago
Meh, you'll all find out soon enough what E-Lo is anyway.
1 year ago
Thanks for the use of your pic elo!

Here minnow, I'm sure you'll like this even better.
1 year ago
scroll scroll
1 year ago
Brown nipples? Why even live?
1 year ago
Small penis and an alt.. kill yourself!
1 year ago
Bam!!
1 year ago
That's a whammy elo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8XH_HxapMA4
1 year ago
Isn't it ironic?
1 year ago
hmmmm
1 year ago
Don't you think?
1 year ago
It's like raaaaaaaiiiinnnnnn..... on a rainy day
1 year ago
Close enough.
1 year ago
"Hey get back in here"
1 year ago
Knew a guy named Tom that acted, sounded, and looked just like Jimmy. He was originally from Flatbush, Queens. Drank two extra large coffees and smoked two packs a day.
1 year ago
^knew a guy.... full stop
1 year ago
Yes, I know people and have friends, unlike you.
1 year ago
Fake, no spoon......
1 year ago
Is a Spork acceptable?
1 year ago
Only once
1 year ago
And only for partial credit.....
1 year ago
You have 24 hours to comply
1 year ago
Nice blackheads allover your tits.
What do you do for a living? Toilet?
1 year ago
"all over" is two words.
1 year ago
Don't listen to los elo, she jealous of any other females here
1 year ago
1 year ago
Any woman with tits bigger than a twelve year old boy, she gets jealous of.
1 year ago
You just couldn't fucking wait to show those, you are like sprinkles 2.
1 year ago
Well turn about is fair play.

If los wants to insult elo's breasts, then elo has a right to see what she's up against. Nothing.........
1 year ago
Nice white knighting from the resident eunuch
1 year ago
Your always running other women off.
1 year ago
You're such a fucking idiot
1 year ago
Eunuch..... hahahaha
1 year ago
Whunuch
1 year ago
Well los, don't be such a jealous wench
1 year ago
Nix quit sucking her ass
1 year ago
Pffffft
1 year ago
If thats how you see it.....
1 year ago
I gave up on that shit once she picked seagull over me and cryax
1 year ago
lol...
1 year ago
mucho isn't a dating site
1 year ago
go find something better to do mako you fucking loser
1 year ago
Pot. Kettle. Black.
1 year ago
Los has a great bod.
1 year ago
yep
1 year ago
If you are into little boys, or gender benders
1 year ago
Lol steven seagull agreez with that los has a great bod , let's face it , even as much as i like los az a person , physically thats hard to be attracted too but her personality and stupidity make up For it
1 year ago
sick burn. freshest of materials.
1 year ago
and there's the next desperate loser..
1 year ago
Lol dude you're the most desperatw loser here
1 year ago
elaborate. cuz the way i see it i have more than you will ever have. including a woman you seem to be unable to leave alone even for a single day..
1 year ago
What does having more than he does have to do with being a loser?
Not having things doesn't make you a loser.
1 year ago
Lol you dont own her fuck head and i know high paying trades that will keep me employed for life what do you do besides sit on your ass all day ? Kissing los,s ass praying she won't kick you our cause she's too blind too see you're a bum
1 year ago
You'd be serving up hamburgers if it wasn't for your grandpas money
1 year ago
if anything i'd be selling books, but nice try...
1 year ago
*Books*

* whunu snorts *
1 year ago
Lol selling books wow buddy , los is more of a man than you . But i guess she needs a bitch boy , i bet you cant even fix a flat tire or change oil
1 year ago
I bet that's a CCC
1 year ago
You just suck in general , take your grandpas money away you aint nothing i bet he wanted you to go to school with that money do something constructive . Instead you just blow it all on travelling and eating out lol , how sad all that shit he worked for , just so you cab piss it away fucking loser
1 year ago
OUCH
1 year ago
You ripped that bandaid off hard!
1 year ago
Fyi, i pay out of work mexican "trades people" to change my oil
1 year ago
The dealership doesn't come to your house to get the car and bring it back?
1 year ago
* whunu realizes it's time to jump to the other side of the fence now *
1 year ago
Sometimes
1 year ago
I take it that's a euphemism
1 year ago
lol, my grandpa didnt work a day in his life, he loved travelling and he loved food, i'm pretty sure he looks upon my life smiling.
1 year ago
Nixon is a weekend coyote, making poor immigrant boys change his oil as he takes them past the border
1 year ago
Is THAT what he does with those little mexican boys?
1 year ago
Shit, I just make them take care of my lawn. The foreman is a white dude, though.
1 year ago
You're squandering money for generations!!!!!!
1 year ago
Oh wait I'm getting confused between Mucho members here.
1 year ago
White dudes are always the forman
1 year ago
The arborist is an old German lady, though. Figure that one out.
1 year ago
If your white, speak English and have a license, you're the Boss
1 year ago
He also owns the company though, Nix.
1 year ago
In Florida anyway
1 year ago
I figure, he takes care of Scotty Bowman's yard, so he's good enough for me.
1 year ago
Well I like her so far.
1 year ago
Eh, she's okay.
1 year ago
Spectacular
1 year ago
hey, your pro is still there! weird....
1 year ago
shhh.. snitches get stiches
1 year ago
yeah, i shouldn't jinx it.... but you're basically stealing pro at this point
1 year ago
How can he be stealing something when he's not in control of the fact that yak has yet to remove it?
Before you answer, that was a rhetorical question.
1 year ago
(you do realize i paid for that pro right?)
1 year ago
just once i wanna see you act smart. just once....
1 year ago
Whoosh
1 year ago
yep. indeed.
1 year ago
^^ ^
1 year ago
all my old fake pros are still pro...
1 year ago
even rags :(
1 year ago
Solid pair
1 year ago
i dont believe it

* Steven_Seagull raises *
1 year ago
*his flab to see if his pair are still there
1 year ago
* Jones doubles his bet and prepares to motorboat *
1 year ago
* Steven_Seagull clumsily fishes secret cards from sleeve *
1 year ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYcn5BLop3w
1 year ago
^kiddie shit
1 year ago
whoosh
1 year ago
Sorry....

Gay kiddie shit
1 year ago
Gay whoosh????
1 year ago
yes, we belittle what we don't understand. that makes us men. seeking understanding is for non-american non-white pussies...
1 year ago
You finally got something right. I'm American and white, so I'm right.
1 year ago
umm.......... what exactly do you define as 'white'.......... cuz........... we have seen you on cam...

1 year ago
I always thought he had that "middle eastern" kinda look.
1 year ago
you dont remember the kids????
OBVIOUSLY hes not white :P
1 year ago
Yeah, but if I remember correctly, that was his stepson. Think that one OD'd and died.
1 year ago
Which, if I had to live with whunu, I'd probably OD, too.
1 year ago
LOL
1 year ago
yak you saying whuna is half nignog?
1 year ago
Is that a xmas drink?
1 year ago
if by nignog you mean black person.. no
if i had to label him racially i would say he is a 'person rug nigger'
if you know what i mean
possibly a spanikopita nigger
1 year ago
i dont know..he's pretty fuckin stupid
1 year ago
* PunkyBruiser loves some white-boy eggnog. for reals...I FUCKING LUV EGGNOG. *
1 year ago
he's from St Lous

Enough said
1 year ago
are you considering any new candidates for mod in this place yak?..cause sure could use one or 2...after all,drumfat is persona non grata
1 year ago
I think Whunu said he was Hungarian or something, but I have my doubts. His head always seemed kinda...misshaped...to me.
1 year ago
He did live in FL for a while, poss. And I've seen my fair share of weird lookin motherfuckers in that state.
1 year ago
dudes, just dont make yak actually pay attention to MS these days

we'll all be fucked
1 year ago
hey bud,we got to strike whilst the iron is hot..by hot i mean yak is actually here
1 year ago
Just cause he's here doesn't mean he's paying attention.
1 year ago
well thats a given
1 year ago
^scaredy cat
1 year ago
Possum..... you fucker....
1 year ago
* possum subs *
1 year ago
thats it..time to say hi to mikebeez
1 year ago
we need scanner subs!!!!
1 year ago
no we don't.


http://i.imgur.com/WxhSNUR.jpg
1 year ago
I bet he got fired from his warehouse job for that scan.
1 year ago
I tried to scan an image of my butthole and smashed the office scanner. I got glass in my right buttcheek. <fact
1 year ago
I can totally picture you doing that, too.
1 year ago
funny stuff!

* possum Rkings off now *
1 year ago
I KNEW IT!
1 year ago
"Yeah, uhh, this here nahn wun wun? Yeah, uhh...y'all ain't gonna belee dis..."
1 year ago
nice avy cat
1 year ago
yo, it's just mah fresh lid, yo
1 year ago
(fuck, I'm not wearing this look alone)
1 year ago
i miss your other avy, faggot.
1 year ago
* NixonsGhost gets a lid for his bean *
1 year ago
what was your og avy, punky?
1 year ago
i'm kinda glad yak's back.
1 year ago
@cat

the one of you doing a selfie with some stupid muts. 8)
1 year ago
lelelelelelelelelelele
1 year ago
yak's not "back" ya dumbo - he just checked in for a bit, and will feel guilty and greasy in the morning
1 year ago
Claude, you fuck.... I'm supporting you with this fucking hat!!!!!!!!
1 year ago
* NixonsGhost clears cache again *
1 year ago
1. don't call me dumbo, fat-boy
2. yak is always here, nigger.
3. fuck you!
4. sub something that doesn't make my ears hurt, faggot.
5. EAT ME RAW
1 year ago
* ClaudeBallz looks at hat and contemplates *
1 year ago
* NixonsGhost reports spam *
1 year ago
No...that wasn't it...seriously, what was it
1 year ago
end story, dude.
1 year ago
* possum calls punky Dumbo again *
1 year ago
8(
1 year ago
This is the first time in nearly 12 years I've changed my avy..... and claude abandons me.... wtf...
1 year ago
* ClaudeBallz asks yak to go through every single image to answer my question *
1 year ago
I know it's not the holidays, but this was the best I could do.
1 year ago
All right jabber jaw!!!!
1 year ago
HAPPY NOW??!?!?!??!?
1 year ago
I've never been happy....
1 year ago
But you're getting warmer....
1 year ago
* ClaudeBallz googles nixon + spoon + butt *
1 year ago
* NixonsGhost locks the vault *
1 year ago
1 year ago
You are from South Dakota period. It's like Deadwood.


possum
he's from St Lous

Enough said
1 year ago
hey punky..if you werent such a spastic liar you wouldnt have to put <fact at your amazing admissions
1 year ago
* NixonsGhost faps just in case *
1 year ago
are you happy to see her or is that your cane in your pocket
1 year ago
how would a cane fit in a pocket dummy?
1 year ago
obviously its not a very big cane
1 year ago
my cane is HUGE
1 year ago
Yay for large boobies, actually yay for boobies in general.

* Magawd prepares to wrastle two sets of lovely boobies free from their constrictive garb *
1 year ago
Shut the fuck up bro , you're going to virtually wrestle you fucking lake nigger scumbag
1 year ago
Post a pic of your self with sign cryax.
1 year ago
And don't just hit the stfu on my comment. Do it.
1 year ago
I'm only doing it when Nixon will step up to the plate
1 year ago
Do it. Do it for your people. Do it for country. Viva la Mexico.
1 year ago
whoooooooooooosh
1 year ago
cryass you are officially dumber than bicho, congratulations
1 year ago
Thanks man , I want to take this opportunity to thank everyone that has been there over the years for me ! This is such a prestigious award !
1 year ago
there ya go
1 year ago
Shut the fuck up bitch
1 year ago
Congratulation mother fucker !
1 year ago
Go to Home depot and stand out side next to your homies when you take the picture. And make sure you are holding up the right sign. It should say Mucho Sucko not I will work for you.
1 year ago
Seriously cryass, you are pretty fucking stupid. You could be cool if you weren't emotionally spastic.
1 year ago
Titty balls!!
1 year ago
Very nice.
1 year ago
Shut the fuck up spic
1 year ago
Don't you have some shoes to shine or something?
1 year ago
Nope I don't
1 year ago
Unemployment's a bitch ain't it??
1 year ago
Wouldent know since I ain't unemployed cutie
1 year ago
Do you work for the government like Fries does?
1 year ago
His English skills are second to none.
1 year ago
Agreed, they are pretty much at the level of nonexistent
1 year ago
i keep pressing Play and nothing keeps happening :(
1 year ago
Wrong button dude.... wrong button.....
1 year ago
tits
1 year ago
You pussy!
1 year ago
fuckin mako
1 year ago
Well, well, well.....
1 year ago
i had to stop in to see what my surving 30th trimester failed abortion attempt was up to after having to whitelist a certain persons ip for being flagged as a proxy...
and i come to this
1 year ago
are you surprised?
1 year ago
The weird Latina chicks just love me.
1 year ago
*men
1 year ago
im literally the opposite of surprised... i EXPECTED to come to see nearly exactly this
1 year ago
Yeah, they probably do too.
1 year ago
and now i go to get another beer and fly my drone recklessly around the neighbourhood
1 year ago
notify me if anything trainwrecky happens
1 year ago
and that's what we EXPECTED.....
1 year ago
I hope it crashes into a tree.
1 year ago
* yak whammies *

1 year ago
* NixonsGhost preps a couple carrier pigeons *
1 year ago
* possum sucks both paws and sez ? *
1 year ago
ok drone is still charging you have me for a few more minutes... please contain yourselves
1 year ago
* possum powers thru *
1 year ago
so anyone want to give me the yak doesnt gaf version of how this all transpired?
1 year ago
Somehow.... it's probably cryax's fault
1 year ago
i have no idea what might be going on

...
1 year ago
just dont hurt me
1 year ago
Http://i.imgur.com/BMoTc4K.gif
1 year ago
agreed
1 year ago
i bet those hands smell like nigger balls.
1 year ago
is this some new season of from dusk till dawn promo shit?
1 year ago
not even close, dude.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fg0aw-jETDY
1 year ago
thats the movie you bitch not the tv series
1 year ago
1 - yay at yak's retro avy
2 - boo at my current gayass avy
3 - the Dusk Til Dawn soundtrack is still one of my all time favorites - sue me
1 year ago
technically my avatar is politically current
1 year ago
It's YOOGE
1 year ago
like i own a tv.
1 year ago
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pQO0v_HEGU0
1 year ago
yak...
1 year ago
never mind...
1 year ago
WAT
1 year ago
lol@yak watching tv series
1 year ago
* possum tipsy and confused *
1 year ago
this fucking hat has got to go stat
1 year ago
wtf are you.. marky mark?
1 year ago
it does cover your bald spot, ya know.
1 year ago
whew
1 year ago
I have that same snake ring.
1 year ago
in yer culo
1 year ago
You could bounce quarters off that culo.
1 year ago
tits yes! vagina picture coming soon yes?
1 year ago
Brown areola :(
1 year ago
Hahaha
10 months ago
What brings you back here bitch ?
10 months ago
Twss
10 months ago
you should bleach your butthole, B-Dog.
10 months ago
I'm considering shaving it, its looking at little Chrisxmassacre
10 months ago
yikes!
10 months ago
Put xmas lights on it
10 months ago
^in it
10 months ago
Best Zeke and shove a Christmas tree up your ass. Show him that cain's are for pussies.
10 months ago
way to give up your position here.
10 months ago
sweet tag. broseph.
10 months ago
I want those in my mouth
1 year ago
go back to not commenting chucklehead
1 year ago
Go back to your boyfriends house and Eat a dick faggot
1 year ago
8 years waiting for this crap
1 year ago
pumas mum
10 months ago
Very nice tits
10 months ago
I can post better tits. can you post your tiny cock?
10 months ago
I believe I have been posted
10 months ago
finally some fucking tits, and I miss it?

The fuck?
10 months ago
You chose therapy of titties.
10 months ago
^over
10 months ago
HA! GAY!
10 months ago
Haha
5 months ago
recover password
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