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Colossians 3:5 - Mortify therefore your members which are upon the earth; fornication, uncleanness, inordinate affection, evil concupiscence, and covetousness, which is idolatry

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by L0RD_QU3S0

submitted August 23rd 2016

85 comments
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that's why those pages are sticky
1 year ago
fuck you holier than thou Mako. This is totally muchoworthy
1 year ago
...
1 year ago
bitch
1 year ago
This is bullshit that we could see on any porn site. Fuck off.
1 year ago
desecration of the scriptures WHILE getting that kind of distance from paraurethral duct gush. i call bullshit on your rouse Mako
1 year ago
Idgaf what you call, noob. You're a fuckin nobody.
1 year ago
aww you actually care
1 year ago
miss you too
1 year ago
Lol then stop whining about one downvote, dude. And show up a little more often.
1 year ago
I ain't whining. Just wanted to dust off the proverbial trolling nerve that I haven't used in quite some time.
1 year ago
I figured as much. No hard feelings.
1 year ago
and the easiest way to do so is to criticize such a menial action from this elitist community. where as you shark, smelled blood and immediately frenzied (record time of 0 - overemotional might I add). I see it as refitting into some shoes I haven't worn in years and could care less about boring current events.
1 year ago
fuck your hard feelings on a Koran bible fucken Hilary Supporter
1 year ago
I'm going to bring in the fucked up shit, like the old days :)
1 year ago
brb
1 year ago
Meh, that's what they all say. But be forewarned: Mucho isnt what it used to be.
1 year ago
yea I noticed. fucken downward spiral bitch parade.. I miss Germanguy the moist
1 year ago
Yeah we got what, ten people here on a Tuesday night? That's actually a decent sized crowd now.
1 year ago
* L0RD_QU3S0 spins the revolving ingress/ egress door for the rehab patients *
1 year ago
Plus our fearless leader has pretty much abandoned us and we have no mods anymore, but you probably heard.
1 year ago
AND I'M STILL WAITING FOR MY TSHIRT AND STICKER, ALLAH DAMNIT
1 year ago
Yeah, me too!
1 year ago
didn't hear aboooooot that
1 year ago
To the best of my knowledge, Kirk and yak had a falling out, and Kirk resigned as mod. Drumrave has mod powers, but hasn't been here in almost four months. Yak hasn't logged in since about a month ago.
1 year ago
........
* L0RD_QU3S0 looks cautiously around corners, the water cooler, Bono's gerbil wheel and the company ficus. *
1 year ago
*takes a deep breath
1 year ago
runs away
1 year ago
returns to conversation
1 year ago
act natural, ACT FUCKEN NATURAL MAKO
1 year ago
wow, so interesting..
* L0RD_QU3S0 is intently listening for any mods up at this hour *
1 year ago
*raises the volume slowly
1 year ago
https://youtu.be/A67ZkAd1wmI
1 year ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A67ZkAd1wmI
1 year ago
FINALLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
1 year ago
* L0RD_QU3S0 GETS NAKED AND RUNS UP AND DOWN THE HALLWAYS AROUND DANCING THE CARAMELLDANSEN *
1 year ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzC4hFK5P3g
1 year ago
Okay then...Lately I haven't seen that level of excitement from anyone but Punky.
1 year ago
dude
1 year ago
he's STILL ALIVE???!?
1 year ago
how
1 year ago
punks will outlive us all
1 year ago
well fuck him. may he sit by the hospital bed while his loved ones die slowly of renal failure
1 year ago
like he has loved ones
1 year ago
Bon mot
1 year ago
(translation: witty, clever response)
1 year ago
welp.. if this is how it's going to end
1 year ago
for old times sake
1 year ago
fuck your shit Sporty
1 year ago
sporty?

he's a cool dude

wtf?
1 year ago
owh - nvr mind - i get it now
1 year ago
lol, he hated me for using that gif
1 year ago
later poss
1 year ago
night ya punkin-fucker
1 year ago
solly....
1 year ago
That nonsense up there looks like Hello Kitty took a 30 ton shit in that room and it came to life....
1 year ago
HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
1 year ago
Holy fuck.
1 year ago
I would say that was a spine-tingling experience.
1 year ago
That video was a disaster of biblical proportions.
1 year ago
anybody still non-comatose on MS tonight?
1 year ago
See above.
1 year ago
i'm pretty hammered mice elf, yet bored
1 year ago
Why did she choose a hotel? And some poor kid is going to eventually touch that bible. Hotels NEVER replace those things.
1 year ago
^minnesota world problems
1 year ago

Nobody staying at that hotel will eventually touch that bible.

She said she was going to have more fun with it and "its definitely not staying in this hotel room" she's going to have more fun with it.
1 year ago
*and keep it as a souvenir
1 year ago
I steal every bible from every hotel I stay at.
1 year ago
Dumb ugly and cheap, but her tits are nice.
1 year ago
If I wanted porn I wouldn't come to mucho for 15 minutes worth, 10 or 20 maybe 15 fuck off
1 year ago
*year-olds
1 year ago
wat??
1 year ago
you can tell whunu's drunk if he makes even less sense than usual
1 year ago
bullshit
1 year ago
you're bullshit
1 year ago
NO U
1 year ago
She needs a Qu'ran squirt next time.
1 year ago
kool
https://i.imgur.com/3YAfGqH.gifv
1 year ago
I like the titties, but her hair screams attention whore and crazy at the same time
1 year ago
see you in hell bitch
1 year ago
*at the helltel
1 year ago
Thank her mama for putting her crazy batshit ass on this earth!
1 year ago
recover password
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