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Colossians 3:5 - Mortify therefore your members which are upon the earth; fornication, uncleanness, inordinate affection, evil concupiscence, and covetousness, which is idolatry

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by L0RD_QU3S0

submitted August 23rd 2016

85 comments
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that's why those pages are sticky
12 months ago
fuck you holier than thou Mako. This is totally muchoworthy
12 months ago
...
12 months ago
bitch
12 months ago
This is bullshit that we could see on any porn site. Fuck off.
12 months ago
desecration of the scriptures WHILE getting that kind of distance from paraurethral duct gush. i call bullshit on your rouse Mako
12 months ago
Idgaf what you call, noob. You're a fuckin nobody.
12 months ago
aww you actually care
12 months ago
miss you too
12 months ago
Lol then stop whining about one downvote, dude. And show up a little more often.
12 months ago
I ain't whining. Just wanted to dust off the proverbial trolling nerve that I haven't used in quite some time.
12 months ago
I figured as much. No hard feelings.
12 months ago
and the easiest way to do so is to criticize such a menial action from this elitist community. where as you shark, smelled blood and immediately frenzied (record time of 0 - overemotional might I add). I see it as refitting into some shoes I haven't worn in years and could care less about boring current events.
12 months ago
fuck your hard feelings on a Koran bible fucken Hilary Supporter
12 months ago
I'm going to bring in the fucked up shit, like the old days :)
12 months ago
brb
12 months ago
Meh, that's what they all say. But be forewarned: Mucho isnt what it used to be.
12 months ago
yea I noticed. fucken downward spiral bitch parade.. I miss Germanguy the moist
12 months ago
Yeah we got what, ten people here on a Tuesday night? That's actually a decent sized crowd now.
12 months ago
* L0RD_QU3S0 spins the revolving ingress/ egress door for the rehab patients *
12 months ago
Plus our fearless leader has pretty much abandoned us and we have no mods anymore, but you probably heard.
12 months ago
AND I'M STILL WAITING FOR MY TSHIRT AND STICKER, ALLAH DAMNIT
12 months ago
Yeah, me too!
12 months ago
didn't hear aboooooot that
12 months ago
To the best of my knowledge, Kirk and yak had a falling out, and Kirk resigned as mod. Drumrave has mod powers, but hasn't been here in almost four months. Yak hasn't logged in since about a month ago.
12 months ago
........
* L0RD_QU3S0 looks cautiously around corners, the water cooler, Bono's gerbil wheel and the company ficus. *
12 months ago
*takes a deep breath
12 months ago
runs away
12 months ago
returns to conversation
12 months ago
act natural, ACT FUCKEN NATURAL MAKO
12 months ago
wow, so interesting..
* L0RD_QU3S0 is intently listening for any mods up at this hour *
12 months ago
*raises the volume slowly
12 months ago
https://youtu.be/A67ZkAd1wmI
12 months ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A67ZkAd1wmI
12 months ago
FINALLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
12 months ago
* L0RD_QU3S0 GETS NAKED AND RUNS UP AND DOWN THE HALLWAYS AROUND DANCING THE CARAMELLDANSEN *
12 months ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzC4hFK5P3g
12 months ago
Okay then...Lately I haven't seen that level of excitement from anyone but Punky.
12 months ago
dude
12 months ago
he's STILL ALIVE???!?
12 months ago
how
12 months ago
punks will outlive us all
12 months ago
well fuck him. may he sit by the hospital bed while his loved ones die slowly of renal failure
12 months ago
like he has loved ones
12 months ago
Bon mot
12 months ago
(translation: witty, clever response)
12 months ago
welp.. if this is how it's going to end
12 months ago
for old times sake
12 months ago
fuck your shit Sporty
12 months ago
sporty?

he's a cool dude

wtf?
12 months ago
owh - nvr mind - i get it now
12 months ago
lol, he hated me for using that gif
12 months ago
later poss
12 months ago
night ya punkin-fucker
12 months ago
solly....
12 months ago
That nonsense up there looks like Hello Kitty took a 30 ton shit in that room and it came to life....
12 months ago
HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
12 months ago
Holy fuck.
12 months ago
I would say that was a spine-tingling experience.
12 months ago
That video was a disaster of biblical proportions.
12 months ago
anybody still non-comatose on MS tonight?
12 months ago
See above.
12 months ago
i'm pretty hammered mice elf, yet bored
12 months ago
Why did she choose a hotel? And some poor kid is going to eventually touch that bible. Hotels NEVER replace those things.
12 months ago
^minnesota world problems
12 months ago

Nobody staying at that hotel will eventually touch that bible.

She said she was going to have more fun with it and "its definitely not staying in this hotel room" she's going to have more fun with it.
12 months ago
*and keep it as a souvenir
12 months ago
I steal every bible from every hotel I stay at.
12 months ago
Dumb ugly and cheap, but her tits are nice.
12 months ago
If I wanted porn I wouldn't come to mucho for 15 minutes worth, 10 or 20 maybe 15 fuck off
12 months ago
*year-olds
12 months ago
wat??
12 months ago
you can tell whunu's drunk if he makes even less sense than usual
12 months ago
bullshit
12 months ago
you're bullshit
12 months ago
NO U
12 months ago
She needs a Qu'ran squirt next time.
12 months ago
kool
https://i.imgur.com/3YAfGqH.gifv
12 months ago
I like the titties, but her hair screams attention whore and crazy at the same time
12 months ago
see you in hell bitch
12 months ago
*at the helltel
12 months ago
Thank her mama for putting her crazy batshit ass on this earth!
12 months ago
recover password
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