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How close is too close? This is!

Wildlife park problems

awesomeness

by whunu

submitted August 18th 2016

99 comments
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I wonder if insurance covers that
1 year ago
Call the General and save some time.
1 year ago
mute vid, press play on this instead. so majestic!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-w-58hQ9dLk
1 year ago
thanks nix, that worked!
1 year ago
Nice... I had to do that on my black berry and figured it would work on those fancy androids
1 year ago
* NixonsGhost did not mute in time *
1 year ago
Mother fucks....
1 year ago
"fancy androids "

arguably one of the shittiest OS ever
1 year ago
single lane java based piece of shit
1 year ago
You don't like Android's OS? Why on Earth not?
1 year ago
"oh you were reading something ? too bad ,watch me be a brick for 2 minutes while I update an app you never use "
1 year ago
Wait, they still do that?
* Mako hasn't owned an android in a while. *
1 year ago
shark: in short the way android uses memory is a total mess and with ever increasing RAM demands it's basically a perpetual built in obsolescence . something they'll never fix cuz it ensures ppl upgrade their phones every 2 to 3 gens.
1 year ago
it's also why ppl still use iPhone 3s without going insane while still using a galaxy 3 (or like me a G2) is a one-way ticket to insanity.
1 year ago
And that's the main drawback for me, I guess-I'd love a Galaxy.
1 year ago
black berry, kids.... black berry!!!!!!
1 year ago
Oh dear god lol
1 year ago
Galaxy's shit. Samsung bloatwares the shit out of their stock Android. if I ever get a Samsung I'll have to root it and run cyanogen which means opening up a whole other can of worms.
1 year ago
Last Android I had was an HTC. The OS was fine (took a lot of getting used to coming from an iPhone, though) Fuckin thing literally fell apart in my hands....battery door kept falling off, volume buttons fell out, etc...
1 year ago
But those Galaxy's come with pencils....
1 year ago
You can draw on you phone!!!!!!
1 year ago
Meh get an iPad Pro if you want to do that.
1 year ago
Those iPads don't fit snugly in my shirt pocket, though.
1 year ago
you're thinking of the Note, not the galaxy.

and the iPad pro is one of the dumbest rip offs ever.
a surface, a yoga, a MacBook air, literally anything makes more sense than the pro.
1 year ago
Neither does a Galaxy, dude! Fuckin thing's like carrying a kid around; it's just dead weight.
1 year ago
* NixonsGhost goes to communication store to buy a Note and not get taken advantage off when explaining the upgrade from a 10 year old blackberry. *
1 year ago
Good luck with that, CiC.
1 year ago
the Galaxy S7
S7 Edge is without a doubt the most beautiful phone on the market right now.
1 year ago
weird line break is weird
1 year ago
S7.... no pencil.... no thank you....
1 year ago
I'm not spending $882 dollars on a phone.
1 year ago
a coworker of mine had a Note 4, seemed fun but really unwieldy
1 year ago
shark... you commit to a 8 year contract and they take 15% off that price....
1 year ago
Now I really don't want it.
1 year ago
wow... take this shit to the Smart Fone Forum faggots
1 year ago
* NixonsGhost texts fries *
1 year ago
Can't contribute to the convo^
1 year ago
my G2 was 250 eurobucks and served me well. now it's starred it's dying cycle and I'm looking up alternatives.

either a 50 buck Huawei brick I don't mind breaking. . . or dome fucking 800 buck flagship. the mid range is empty save for obsolete old models (G3, S5) that will start dying 8 months from now with the next android roll out.
1 year ago
That was for fries.
1 year ago
So you're damned if you do, and damned if you don't, iow.
1 year ago
go for the flagship
1 year ago
I'll give you my black berry when I upgrade if it will help you out....
1 year ago
Yeah, as a paperweight.
1 year ago
ahhhh still useful.....
1 year ago
True...unlike fries.
1 year ago
I usually buy last yrs flagship. great performance, half the price. worked for the phone (G2, some weeks after the G3 launch) , tablet (xoom right after the xoom 2 launch) and gpu (bought the 7970 a couple weeks before the R9 launch)
1 year ago
Can it receive texts when I'm in Wegman's? That's the main issue for me.
1 year ago
go fuck yourself you fucking phone
1 year ago
my dad got a smartphone 4 weeks ago. watching his discovery process is painful. but at least I can fucking kill him at scrabble more regularly now. only took 3 hours to coach him through the app installation... a 30 second process.
1 year ago
That's usually what I say when it drops a call.
1 year ago
hmmmm so it's gonna take all night for me to learn to use that phone/pencil if I'm reading that properly....
1 year ago
My 72 year old neighbor got his first smartphone last month, so I feel your pain. Every time I see him it's "Hey, how do I...?"
1 year ago
ever tried to comment mucho on a smartphone? its a nightmare
1 year ago
You fucking kids!!!!!!
1 year ago
Maybe on your phone, Seal. Mine is pretty easy to use.
1 year ago
Come over and I'll teach you about an abacus....
1 year ago
that would be painful.....
1 year ago
oh, and the dreaded loooooooong division.....
1 year ago
Watch out for the remainders!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
1 year ago
in the hood it's called a ACABus
1 year ago
"When I was kid..." Yeah, when you were a kid dinosaurs roamed the Earth.
1 year ago
one two one three mofuckas
1 year ago
also, nix spent most of his childhood in total darkness til he heard a voice some time after his 11th birthday go:

"Fiat lux et lux facta est "
1 year ago
it's a bible joke, look it up, dummies.
1 year ago
Yeah, we know what "let there be light" means, asshole.
1 year ago
Not all of us grew up with drunk heathens.
1 year ago
hey, don't knock growing up with drunk heathens.

keeps you safe from priests.
1 year ago
I know, I grew up with drunk heathens. I'm just sayin' not all of us did.
1 year ago
I think #147 got bored with talking to himself. About time.
1 year ago
Nix went back into the darkness, Bird.
1 year ago
its, thats what matters
1 year ago
yup

its indeed
1 year ago
(always agree with mongoloids, they haz retard strength)
1 year ago
Its doesn't matter. Not at all.
1 year ago
stupid is who stupid does steven
1 year ago
yes. who sure is.
1 year ago
Damn straight.
1 year ago
What the fuck did seal just spew forth?
1 year ago
but who was phone?
1 year ago
(totes bringing that back!)
1 year ago
this is you, but what its me?
1 year ago
U tell ur girl n she say "my dad is ded".
1 year ago
are you quoting Lionel Richie songs now sealbert?
1 year ago
HA!
1 year ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n9PiyC_8SSQ
1 year ago
this one?
1 year ago
No, this one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sfo0ORyqryo
1 year ago
* Mako can remember seeing Libby Hoeler dance to that back in the day. *
1 year ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dxz4uODUxMk
1 year ago
Hey fries mako is trying to be last in this post
1 year ago
Last
1 year ago
Fuck off bitch
1 year ago
Last
1 year ago
I watch so much youtube, I don't know if I've seen this here before or not
1 year ago
Why wouldn't you just throw it in reverse and just move away? I can't watch shit like this cause it just pisses me off too much.
1 year ago
or at least honk the horn.
1 year ago
Elephant might have seen that as a threat. Or a mating call. That would have been a different video altogether. Certainly a more mucho worthy one.
1 year ago
Seriously? Not one fucking trunk joke?
1 year ago
recover password
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