points: 11

office frood begins with just a tlickre

man, that voice... makes me miss Beaker

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by possum

submitted August 8th 2016

205 comments
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Wisconsin Dells!
2 years ago
i just got that ref
2 years ago
This is what happens when you flush every toilet in a skyscraper simultaneously.
2 years ago
9
11
2 years ago

fries-please
9
11
11 hours agoreport spam | like | stfu
2 years ago
wtf. how retarded are you?
2 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gA1CFw5DkXs
2 years ago
great reply.....
2 years ago
a link no one will ever click, you sure showed me
2 years ago
how fucking limited you are
2 years ago
I bet they didn't get much work done that day.
2 years ago
they can work out of canoes
2 years ago
that Frood does not seem hoopy at all

(that was just for you poss)

8)
2 years ago
...i could never get the hang of Tuesdays...
2 years ago
so is only possum to get that reference
2 years ago
im sure you did too.

but I don't care.
2 years ago
So Poss, what are your thoughts on Roland being changed into a nig-nog in the movie purely for PC points by SK?

I'll expect at least a 500 word dissertation..

Or a simple "meh" would also suffice.
2 years ago
Stfu nigger.
2 years ago
stephen king is entirely overrated
2 years ago
meh
2 years ago
not being racist (at least in my own mind), but Roland has always seemed pretty white to me...also go back to the source material: odetta is black, roland and eddie are white, etc etc..making Ford Prefect a black dude in the Hitchiker movie dint bother me cause why would it?...but Roland was pretty obviously a stand-in for TheManWithNoName (ie - Clint)...casting a black dude doesnt make much sense to me unless they develop a damned good backstory as to why - which i doubt will happen, ever
2 years ago
it blows my mind you had the nerve to type all of that. I'm still trying to figure out if you're gay or not.
2 years ago
I'm gonna bet on tha "GAY" thingy.
2 years ago
@ bird - calling SK out on his crappy books is also highly overrated though...dude always had decent ideas, but always fucked up when he tried to finish what he started
2 years ago
stop skippin' over me, nigger!
2 years ago
Or else what you son of a bitch!!!
2 years ago
are u talkin' to me, or poss, you dookie-turd?
2 years ago
you
2 years ago
sweet!!
2 years ago
what are you gonna do about it?
2 years ago
what's up, faggot?!!!
2 years ago
not send the mp3s?
2 years ago
You're only hurting yourself !!!
2 years ago
one thing i still am pretty sure of :without SK there probably wouldnt have ever been a market for Clive Barker, or Neil Gaiman, or Anne Rice, etc etc - dude was like an 80's version of Lovecraft
2 years ago
I get my new Mac Friday. I'll have my DROPBOX account again...so you'll get your GayP3's, NIGGER!
2 years ago
* possum buys MS *
2 years ago
* NixonsGhost squints eyes and waits skeptically with anticipation *
2 years ago
jk and shut up nix
2 years ago
if you don't have DROPBOX, Nixy...I'd suggest you get some.
2 years ago
I was squinting an punky you interosting marsupial!!!!!!
2 years ago
* NixonsGhost googles dropbox again *
2 years ago
how much space I need for the mp3s?
2 years ago
REALLY?? YOU HAVE TO GOOGLE DROPBOX????




WTF?????????????????????????????????????????
2 years ago
pretty funny, huh?
2 years ago
umm..yeah...like...duh...?
2 years ago
I sooo miss yak and deja.
2 years ago
if they both signed in right now...I would post a video of me committing suicide.

^fact
2 years ago
Seagull you're over rated, but I see your point. Pretty much what Poss said, great ideas he couldn't wrap up at the end... Every once in awhile he'd knock out a winner back in the day though, and for that was worth reading. Not so much now though. Doubt he even writes his own shit anymore ala Clancy (RIP) etc...
2 years ago
*mac & *dropbox
2 years ago
** mac & cheese
2 years ago
And Poss yeah even the sanctioned artwork and shit always depicted him as a white Clint clone only not. Just thought it was interesting. King went off the rails a decade or so ago so who knows???
2 years ago
Also who the fuck is VON???
2 years ago
it's probably tr. 8(
2 years ago
kings short stories are great. his novels suffer from bloat and George Lucas syndrome: too little editing and outside interference.
and his ideas are either samey (kids in Maine, spooky stuff happens) or completely bonkers.
2 years ago
Yeah the old shorts and novellas was where he shined. Still pissed though. It's like if they cast Will Smith's kid as young Han Solo in Rogue One or something. Just WTF???
2 years ago
Also check out Stranger Things, it's not really that good on it's own but makes up for it in it's 80'sish-nesh. It's so 80's the goonies are jealous.
2 years ago
IF LADYGIRLS CAN BUST GHOSTS WHY CANT BASKETBALL AMERICANS SLING GUNS????
2 years ago
you racist sexist
2 years ago
things I'm super tired of hearing about:

prisma, poke-monGO, stranger things.

(but thanks for the tip anyways. it's on my HD but still unwatched)
2 years ago
I get you though: I had a similar reaction to the "idris for Bond" discussion. I'm not racist and I think idris is an amazing actor but a black Bond does not make a lick of sense to me.
2 years ago
The nostalgia is worth it.
2 years ago
I just hope that if they go through with it they change the name to "Yo-land"
2 years ago
And yeah I forgot about that, same thing.

Cause diversity see??
2 years ago
R-dawg
2 years ago
Teyshawn Bond.
2 years ago
idgaf that they made Johnny storm black in the fantastic 4,
I would've been fine with a Miles Moralez Spiderman.

but a black cold war era british spy and a black old west cowboy guy? that is just nonsense.
2 years ago
JayJay Ba'ondé
2 years ago
and btw I would've been fine with girl Ghostbusters as well had they bothered to cast actual lady comedians and not a flock of loud obnoxious harpies.
2 years ago
stevie is not going to get stranger things since he's not in the demo..maybe he can appreciate it through watching old 80's flicks..but i was those little fuckers age.
I sat there and pointed out in my head all the discontinuities in the details..hypervigilance
2 years ago
Never watched it as won't Suicide Squad etc.. Hollywood stopped trying a long time ago. Not paying for regurgitated stories and endless empty hyped tripe anymore. My comic fag buddy even hated SS.
2 years ago
I'm a slightly older soul
2 years ago
Mays, but did you like it?
2 years ago
i wanna join the lawsuit about how the joker is all over the trailer but has about 5 mins of actual screen time..i could probably buy a latte with that settlement
2 years ago
I usually don't pay for any kind of media so that's not an argument.

but beyond money I don't even wanna waste precious lifetime on bullshit. but then again I watched John Carter the other night. . .
2 years ago
Ha, a double if you're lucky.
2 years ago
from what I hear about letos portrayal even 5 seconds seems too much.

I have given up on DC. I just can't bring myself to watch BvS
2 years ago
i did enjoy it..im a big fan of well done movie music,john carpenter and ennio morricone especially..the sheriff dude was good..could have done without wynona's brown beaver in there..that bobby girl was good..so yeah i did enjoy
2 years ago
That's always been on my someday list. Yeah or nay?
2 years ago
superdouche vs batfag?..that movie sucked punkyballs
2 years ago
John Carter? a resounding nay, utterly unwatchable
2 years ago
Yeah the music
was good, cgi not so much but still I dug it.
2 years ago
i actually bought all the john carpenter soundtracks on cd
escape from ny is tits
2 years ago
you know how movies have framing devices like "dramatic scene from end of second act- cut to 2 weeks earlier " or "relative finds diary and starts reading - cut to flashback "

John Carter had 3 of these in a row, you had to endure 30 minutes of crap before the story proper even gets going.
2 years ago
ahahahahaha
2 years ago
there was a Carpenter retrospective in this household recently.

the Fog blew me away, what a fantastic composition of sight and sound.
2 years ago
plus adrienne barbeau
2 years ago
i havent seen the fog in 25 years i dont reckon..time to dl
2 years ago
that voice!
2 years ago
Carter off the list then.
2 years ago
see get carter instead
2 years ago
the Remake with sly stallone!!!!
2 years ago
no, watch green room, ex machina and Valhalla rising instead.
2 years ago
and fury road if you haven't yet
2 years ago
i watched that valhalla rising..quite the flick
2 years ago
Ex Machina was excellent.

* Rolandofgilead adjusts banana seat and pedals toward bed. *
2 years ago
did we talk about that?
2 years ago
i got all those movies you told me to download..snowtown..animal kingdom
2 years ago
the other 2 are as well.

laters yoland
2 years ago
see ya casual
2 years ago
oh right my Aussie phase. what did you think? did I mention the rover as well?
2 years ago
i have yet to watch them..just watched valhalla so far
2 years ago
got the rover too..that was the 1st one you mentioned
2 years ago
guy pearce
2 years ago
great flick. I still have a bunch of aussie stuff to get through,
I'll let you know if I find something noteworthy.

did you like Valhalla rising? it's not an easy peasy feelgood movie, but I thought it was rather rewarding
2 years ago
i was enthralled..yes i liked it a lot
2 years ago
lots of suspense
2 years ago
someone said the word "Becker" in a comment...and I can't find it so I can link this!!!!! FUCK ME!!!!



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o4YKDrw5FH0
2 years ago
who farted?
2 years ago
How do you gay them into having a boring convo about a stupid fucking movie
2 years ago
recently I find the most important quality in a movie to not be pandering to the audience. all Hollywood does is churn out "crowd pleasers " full of eye candy, expected jokes, expected twists and full of fluff. I respect a movie that has a clear vision and sees it through without considering the audience at all. green room is another good example of that.
2 years ago
also movies that assume their audience is smart and doesn't need to be spoon fed the entire time
2 years ago
speaking of retardation and targets for hollywood shitflicks
2 years ago
I think poss said it. Did you use the word "Becker" in one of your comments, poss?
2 years ago
this thread just got aids and cancer
2 years ago
are you looking at a sweater your mums knitted you?
2 years ago
green room was pretty damn good..so was blue ruin
hope that guy never gets tapped to direct a comic book movie
2 years ago
oh...and by the way....I DO HAVE CANCER.
2 years ago
still didn't get around to blue ruin.
2 years ago
was it you that told me "only God forgives " sucked?
2 years ago
ill stop just short of guaranteeing you'll like it
2 years ago
did not see so wasnt me
2 years ago
is by the drive/ Valhalla guy as well
2 years ago
steven..if you ever listen to podcasts,try out the film vault..its not the end all be all,but i think you'll find they have film lover's interests at heart..you can listen directly from their site http://www.thefilmvaultpod.com/
2 years ago
pusher guy

the Dane with the impossible name.
2 years ago
those guys on the film vault talked about "only god forgives" a couple of years ago if i recall..i cant remember what their take on it is.Ive been turned on to some movies I otherwise would not have known about through them
2 years ago
I listen to a shit ton of podcasts. joe rogan, American life, bunch of Kevin Smith's shows, James bonding, sometimes radiolab , some nerdist, this American life and a ton of Aussie stuff (weekly planet, sanspants, dum dum club, beer eye, pop quiz hot shot, filthy casuals)
2 years ago
so yeah, I will check that one out
2 years ago
yeah I know that effect. my Aussie podcasts triggered my Aussie film phase.
2 years ago
i might check out an aussie podcast
2 years ago
weekly planet then. they focus on nerd shit and comic book movies but their delivery and banter and chemistry are just awesome.
2 years ago
http://weeklyplanetpod.libsyn.com/
2 years ago
yup..am now subbed.I will get an episode tomorrow and give it a listen..ill be out in the field..which is when i can listen intently
2 years ago
ah, of course....
2 years ago
how do you listen to them? iTunes? a podcast app? which one?
2 years ago
off to sleep..night steve-o

fuck you whunu
2 years ago
i listen on my ipod through podcast addict i think..im not 100 % positive because my ipod is not in front of me..but i have a different app for my phone
2 years ago
aaargh, answer me, I need an alternative to podcast addict, that app is getting worse constantly.
2 years ago
oh, p. a. as well. alright then, night herby
2 years ago
hahahaha
podcast addict is whats on my android phone..i cant remember whats on my ipod
2 years ago
i loathe itunes

night
2 years ago
well let me know if you ever stumble upon something less obtuse than p. a.

now scram!!!
2 years ago
"So easy
To turn the world down
No matter what you dream
You have to get back to being found

That's delirium's way
You know it seems so right
All the entertainment they spray
Atrocities contrite
It brings you back again
It finds you every time
The blackest quote they spit into the tin can of your mind"
2 years ago
Steven..i use Overcast on my ipod
2 years ago
huh, apparently the android version is garbage.

1.8 stars and nothing but bad reviews
2 years ago
Those fools!!!!!
2 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIIxlgcuQRU
2 years ago
does your bullshit ever make sense ?
2 years ago
You not understanding "IT" is hilarious.
2 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c1IqZObDla8
2 years ago
HOLY SHIT! WRONG LINK!!!!
2 years ago
I would sooo smell their underwear.
2 years ago
shut the fuck up retard
2 years ago
make me, you faggot brit!!! YOU CAN'T EVEN MAKE A FUCKIN' ICE CUBE, NIGGER!!!!!!
2 years ago
I wouldn't want to embarrass or humiliate you
2 years ago
FRESH POTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fhdCslFcKFU
2 years ago
idiot
2 years ago
you jelly. it's sooo obvious.
2 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=71tCV3ItTr0
2 years ago
jelly ? how is that even possible ? I think it would be quite easy to copy your style of inane linking bullshit and look as retarded as you do
2 years ago
"GO BACK TO YOUR MUMS HOUSE YOU DICKLESS FUCKIN' TURD"!!!!!!!!!!
2 years ago
its like a monkey has gotten access to your computer
2 years ago
NO. YOU'RE THINKIN' THAT BECAUSE YOUR BORED AND WANNA FIGHT WITH ME. FUCK YOU, AND FUCK EVERYTHING YOU BELIEVE IN, NIGGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2 years ago
I HOPE GOD DOESN'T SAVE YOU STUPID GRANDMA LOOKIN' QUEEN, BITCH!!!!!!!
2 years ago
a monkey that proceeds to throw its shit around its cage....
2 years ago
*YOUR
2 years ago
I live HERE in my own filth. I CAN DO WHAT I WANT, YOU STUPID FUCK!!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b6yGNd-5JIQ
2 years ago
you're correct , you can do want you want... im just trying to make you see how fucking stupid you look
2 years ago
*what
2 years ago
yeah...I look stupid on a website that has scat, bad porn, and selfies of fatass brits. You might want to TRY HARDER, NIGGER. Try subbing a vid that everyone will UV, you loser. HA!
2 years ago
I swear to god fries....GO TO FUCKING BED, DUDE.
2 years ago
sorry to hurt your fatass feelings....BUT FUCK YOU!!!!
2 years ago
its 10am here , the day has only just begun
2 years ago
I was just kiddin'. lets do brunch.
2 years ago
"imagine a man sooooo tall"
2 years ago
"with the doo doo and the feces on the wall"
2 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZLr5EXyoQCE
2 years ago
your're a boring fuck, man.
2 years ago
c ya.
2 years ago
you really are a retard
2 years ago
the day begins at 8am for most fries you lazy arse
2 years ago
where are you getting that number from?
2 years ago
most people work 8-5
2 years ago
where do you get that fact from?
2 years ago
most American office hours are 9-5, most uk offices hours are 8-5
2 years ago
every time you say "most" I'm wondering how the fuck you would now
2 years ago
and why wouldn't I know, I've worked in many industries
2 years ago
so did i. you know what I never had? an 8 to 5 workday, not a once.
2 years ago
I just think you mistake anecdotal knowledge for general knowledge
2 years ago
I've had a few 8-5 jobs and other weird hour jobs but that goes with the industries your in
2 years ago
The day starts at 10 here but I actually get something done unlike you fucks
2 years ago
What the fuck do you get done?
2 years ago
bottles
2 years ago
starting to get up earlier now, ready for college
2 years ago
I get plenty done
2 years ago
Like what for example ?
2 years ago
Driving and picking stuff up
2 years ago
Also I've spent and earned more today than you see in a year
2 years ago
fries bragging about money?
2 years ago
https://i.imgur.com/hzaJ4Hn.png
2 years ago
im lording it over the plebs.... you know like you do
2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/IMK4MUf.jpg
2 years ago
Fries thinks he's great cause he gets extra money from the dole for being mentally disabled.
2 years ago
sup kur how's the sleeping patterns?
2 years ago
Hey gull, woke at around 2.30 today. I slept for 13 hours, i fucking needed that shit.
2 years ago
good.
2 years ago
recover password
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