points: 11

office frood begins with just a tlickre

man, that voice... makes me miss Beaker

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by possum

submitted August 8th 2016

205 comments
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Wisconsin Dells!
1 year ago
i just got that ref
1 year ago
This is what happens when you flush every toilet in a skyscraper simultaneously.
1 year ago
9
11
1 year ago

fries-please
9
11
11 hours agoreport spam | like | stfu
1 year ago
wtf. how retarded are you?
1 year ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gA1CFw5DkXs
1 year ago
great reply.....
1 year ago
a link no one will ever click, you sure showed me
1 year ago
how fucking limited you are
1 year ago
I bet they didn't get much work done that day.
1 year ago
they can work out of canoes
1 year ago
that Frood does not seem hoopy at all

(that was just for you poss)

8)
1 year ago
...i could never get the hang of Tuesdays...
1 year ago
so is only possum to get that reference
1 year ago
im sure you did too.

but I don't care.
1 year ago
So Poss, what are your thoughts on Roland being changed into a nig-nog in the movie purely for PC points by SK?

I'll expect at least a 500 word dissertation..

Or a simple "meh" would also suffice.
1 year ago
Stfu nigger.
1 year ago
stephen king is entirely overrated
1 year ago
meh
1 year ago
not being racist (at least in my own mind), but Roland has always seemed pretty white to me...also go back to the source material: odetta is black, roland and eddie are white, etc etc..making Ford Prefect a black dude in the Hitchiker movie dint bother me cause why would it?...but Roland was pretty obviously a stand-in for TheManWithNoName (ie - Clint)...casting a black dude doesnt make much sense to me unless they develop a damned good backstory as to why - which i doubt will happen, ever
1 year ago
it blows my mind you had the nerve to type all of that. I'm still trying to figure out if you're gay or not.
1 year ago
I'm gonna bet on tha "GAY" thingy.
1 year ago
@ bird - calling SK out on his crappy books is also highly overrated though...dude always had decent ideas, but always fucked up when he tried to finish what he started
1 year ago
stop skippin' over me, nigger!
1 year ago
Or else what you son of a bitch!!!
1 year ago
are u talkin' to me, or poss, you dookie-turd?
1 year ago
you
1 year ago
sweet!!
1 year ago
what are you gonna do about it?
1 year ago
what's up, faggot?!!!
1 year ago
not send the mp3s?
1 year ago
You're only hurting yourself !!!
1 year ago
one thing i still am pretty sure of :without SK there probably wouldnt have ever been a market for Clive Barker, or Neil Gaiman, or Anne Rice, etc etc - dude was like an 80's version of Lovecraft
1 year ago
I get my new Mac Friday. I'll have my DROPBOX account again...so you'll get your GayP3's, NIGGER!
1 year ago
* possum buys MS *
1 year ago
* NixonsGhost squints eyes and waits skeptically with anticipation *
1 year ago
jk and shut up nix
1 year ago
if you don't have DROPBOX, Nixy...I'd suggest you get some.
1 year ago
I was squinting an punky you interosting marsupial!!!!!!
1 year ago
* NixonsGhost googles dropbox again *
1 year ago
how much space I need for the mp3s?
1 year ago
REALLY?? YOU HAVE TO GOOGLE DROPBOX????




WTF?????????????????????????????????????????
1 year ago
pretty funny, huh?
1 year ago
umm..yeah...like...duh...?
1 year ago
I sooo miss yak and deja.
1 year ago
if they both signed in right now...I would post a video of me committing suicide.

^fact
1 year ago
Seagull you're over rated, but I see your point. Pretty much what Poss said, great ideas he couldn't wrap up at the end... Every once in awhile he'd knock out a winner back in the day though, and for that was worth reading. Not so much now though. Doubt he even writes his own shit anymore ala Clancy (RIP) etc...
1 year ago
*mac & *dropbox
1 year ago
** mac & cheese
1 year ago
And Poss yeah even the sanctioned artwork and shit always depicted him as a white Clint clone only not. Just thought it was interesting. King went off the rails a decade or so ago so who knows???
1 year ago
Also who the fuck is VON???
1 year ago
it's probably tr. 8(
1 year ago
kings short stories are great. his novels suffer from bloat and George Lucas syndrome: too little editing and outside interference.
and his ideas are either samey (kids in Maine, spooky stuff happens) or completely bonkers.
1 year ago
Yeah the old shorts and novellas was where he shined. Still pissed though. It's like if they cast Will Smith's kid as young Han Solo in Rogue One or something. Just WTF???
1 year ago
Also check out Stranger Things, it's not really that good on it's own but makes up for it in it's 80'sish-nesh. It's so 80's the goonies are jealous.
1 year ago
IF LADYGIRLS CAN BUST GHOSTS WHY CANT BASKETBALL AMERICANS SLING GUNS????
1 year ago
you racist sexist
1 year ago
things I'm super tired of hearing about:

prisma, poke-monGO, stranger things.

(but thanks for the tip anyways. it's on my HD but still unwatched)
1 year ago
I get you though: I had a similar reaction to the "idris for Bond" discussion. I'm not racist and I think idris is an amazing actor but a black Bond does not make a lick of sense to me.
1 year ago
The nostalgia is worth it.
1 year ago
I just hope that if they go through with it they change the name to "Yo-land"
1 year ago
And yeah I forgot about that, same thing.

Cause diversity see??
1 year ago
R-dawg
1 year ago
Teyshawn Bond.
1 year ago
idgaf that they made Johnny storm black in the fantastic 4,
I would've been fine with a Miles Moralez Spiderman.

but a black cold war era british spy and a black old west cowboy guy? that is just nonsense.
1 year ago
JayJay Ba'ondé
1 year ago
and btw I would've been fine with girl Ghostbusters as well had they bothered to cast actual lady comedians and not a flock of loud obnoxious harpies.
1 year ago
stevie is not going to get stranger things since he's not in the demo..maybe he can appreciate it through watching old 80's flicks..but i was those little fuckers age.
I sat there and pointed out in my head all the discontinuities in the details..hypervigilance
1 year ago
Never watched it as won't Suicide Squad etc.. Hollywood stopped trying a long time ago. Not paying for regurgitated stories and endless empty hyped tripe anymore. My comic fag buddy even hated SS.
1 year ago
I'm a slightly older soul
1 year ago
Mays, but did you like it?
1 year ago
i wanna join the lawsuit about how the joker is all over the trailer but has about 5 mins of actual screen time..i could probably buy a latte with that settlement
1 year ago
I usually don't pay for any kind of media so that's not an argument.

but beyond money I don't even wanna waste precious lifetime on bullshit. but then again I watched John Carter the other night. . .
1 year ago
Ha, a double if you're lucky.
1 year ago
from what I hear about letos portrayal even 5 seconds seems too much.

I have given up on DC. I just can't bring myself to watch BvS
1 year ago
i did enjoy it..im a big fan of well done movie music,john carpenter and ennio morricone especially..the sheriff dude was good..could have done without wynona's brown beaver in there..that bobby girl was good..so yeah i did enjoy
1 year ago
That's always been on my someday list. Yeah or nay?
1 year ago
superdouche vs batfag?..that movie sucked punkyballs
1 year ago
John Carter? a resounding nay, utterly unwatchable
1 year ago
Yeah the music
was good, cgi not so much but still I dug it.
1 year ago
i actually bought all the john carpenter soundtracks on cd
escape from ny is tits
1 year ago
you know how movies have framing devices like "dramatic scene from end of second act- cut to 2 weeks earlier " or "relative finds diary and starts reading - cut to flashback "

John Carter had 3 of these in a row, you had to endure 30 minutes of crap before the story proper even gets going.
1 year ago
ahahahahaha
1 year ago
there was a Carpenter retrospective in this household recently.

the Fog blew me away, what a fantastic composition of sight and sound.
1 year ago
plus adrienne barbeau
1 year ago
i havent seen the fog in 25 years i dont reckon..time to dl
1 year ago
that voice!
1 year ago
Carter off the list then.
1 year ago
see get carter instead
1 year ago
the Remake with sly stallone!!!!
1 year ago
no, watch green room, ex machina and Valhalla rising instead.
1 year ago
and fury road if you haven't yet
1 year ago
i watched that valhalla rising..quite the flick
1 year ago
Ex Machina was excellent.

* Rolandofgilead adjusts banana seat and pedals toward bed. *
1 year ago
did we talk about that?
1 year ago
i got all those movies you told me to download..snowtown..animal kingdom
1 year ago
the other 2 are as well.

laters yoland
1 year ago
see ya casual
1 year ago
oh right my Aussie phase. what did you think? did I mention the rover as well?
1 year ago
i have yet to watch them..just watched valhalla so far
1 year ago
got the rover too..that was the 1st one you mentioned
1 year ago
guy pearce
1 year ago
great flick. I still have a bunch of aussie stuff to get through,
I'll let you know if I find something noteworthy.

did you like Valhalla rising? it's not an easy peasy feelgood movie, but I thought it was rather rewarding
1 year ago
i was enthralled..yes i liked it a lot
1 year ago
lots of suspense
1 year ago
someone said the word "Becker" in a comment...and I can't find it so I can link this!!!!! FUCK ME!!!!



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o4YKDrw5FH0
1 year ago
who farted?
1 year ago
How do you gay them into having a boring convo about a stupid fucking movie
1 year ago
recently I find the most important quality in a movie to not be pandering to the audience. all Hollywood does is churn out "crowd pleasers " full of eye candy, expected jokes, expected twists and full of fluff. I respect a movie that has a clear vision and sees it through without considering the audience at all. green room is another good example of that.
1 year ago
also movies that assume their audience is smart and doesn't need to be spoon fed the entire time
1 year ago
speaking of retardation and targets for hollywood shitflicks
1 year ago
I think poss said it. Did you use the word "Becker" in one of your comments, poss?
1 year ago
this thread just got aids and cancer
1 year ago
are you looking at a sweater your mums knitted you?
1 year ago
green room was pretty damn good..so was blue ruin
hope that guy never gets tapped to direct a comic book movie
1 year ago
oh...and by the way....I DO HAVE CANCER.
1 year ago
still didn't get around to blue ruin.
1 year ago
was it you that told me "only God forgives " sucked?
1 year ago
ill stop just short of guaranteeing you'll like it
1 year ago
did not see so wasnt me
1 year ago
is by the drive/ Valhalla guy as well
1 year ago
steven..if you ever listen to podcasts,try out the film vault..its not the end all be all,but i think you'll find they have film lover's interests at heart..you can listen directly from their site http://www.thefilmvaultpod.com/
1 year ago
pusher guy

the Dane with the impossible name.
1 year ago
those guys on the film vault talked about "only god forgives" a couple of years ago if i recall..i cant remember what their take on it is.Ive been turned on to some movies I otherwise would not have known about through them
1 year ago
I listen to a shit ton of podcasts. joe rogan, American life, bunch of Kevin Smith's shows, James bonding, sometimes radiolab , some nerdist, this American life and a ton of Aussie stuff (weekly planet, sanspants, dum dum club, beer eye, pop quiz hot shot, filthy casuals)
1 year ago
so yeah, I will check that one out
1 year ago
yeah I know that effect. my Aussie podcasts triggered my Aussie film phase.
1 year ago
i might check out an aussie podcast
1 year ago
weekly planet then. they focus on nerd shit and comic book movies but their delivery and banter and chemistry are just awesome.
1 year ago
http://weeklyplanetpod.libsyn.com/
1 year ago
yup..am now subbed.I will get an episode tomorrow and give it a listen..ill be out in the field..which is when i can listen intently
1 year ago
ah, of course....
1 year ago
how do you listen to them? iTunes? a podcast app? which one?
1 year ago
off to sleep..night steve-o

fuck you whunu
1 year ago
i listen on my ipod through podcast addict i think..im not 100 % positive because my ipod is not in front of me..but i have a different app for my phone
1 year ago
aaargh, answer me, I need an alternative to podcast addict, that app is getting worse constantly.
1 year ago
oh, p. a. as well. alright then, night herby
1 year ago
hahahaha
podcast addict is whats on my android phone..i cant remember whats on my ipod
1 year ago
i loathe itunes

night
1 year ago
well let me know if you ever stumble upon something less obtuse than p. a.

now scram!!!
1 year ago
"So easy
To turn the world down
No matter what you dream
You have to get back to being found

That's delirium's way
You know it seems so right
All the entertainment they spray
Atrocities contrite
It brings you back again
It finds you every time
The blackest quote they spit into the tin can of your mind"
1 year ago
Steven..i use Overcast on my ipod
1 year ago
huh, apparently the android version is garbage.

1.8 stars and nothing but bad reviews
1 year ago
Those fools!!!!!
1 year ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIIxlgcuQRU
1 year ago
does your bullshit ever make sense ?
1 year ago
You not understanding "IT" is hilarious.
1 year ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c1IqZObDla8
1 year ago
HOLY SHIT! WRONG LINK!!!!
1 year ago
I would sooo smell their underwear.
1 year ago
shut the fuck up retard
1 year ago
make me, you faggot brit!!! YOU CAN'T EVEN MAKE A FUCKIN' ICE CUBE, NIGGER!!!!!!
1 year ago
I wouldn't want to embarrass or humiliate you
1 year ago
FRESH POTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fhdCslFcKFU
1 year ago
idiot
1 year ago
you jelly. it's sooo obvious.
1 year ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=71tCV3ItTr0
1 year ago
jelly ? how is that even possible ? I think it would be quite easy to copy your style of inane linking bullshit and look as retarded as you do
1 year ago
"GO BACK TO YOUR MUMS HOUSE YOU DICKLESS FUCKIN' TURD"!!!!!!!!!!
1 year ago
its like a monkey has gotten access to your computer
1 year ago
NO. YOU'RE THINKIN' THAT BECAUSE YOUR BORED AND WANNA FIGHT WITH ME. FUCK YOU, AND FUCK EVERYTHING YOU BELIEVE IN, NIGGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
1 year ago
I HOPE GOD DOESN'T SAVE YOU STUPID GRANDMA LOOKIN' QUEEN, BITCH!!!!!!!
1 year ago
a monkey that proceeds to throw its shit around its cage....
1 year ago
*YOUR
1 year ago
I live HERE in my own filth. I CAN DO WHAT I WANT, YOU STUPID FUCK!!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b6yGNd-5JIQ
1 year ago
you're correct , you can do want you want... im just trying to make you see how fucking stupid you look
1 year ago
*what
1 year ago
yeah...I look stupid on a website that has scat, bad porn, and selfies of fatass brits. You might want to TRY HARDER, NIGGER. Try subbing a vid that everyone will UV, you loser. HA!
1 year ago
I swear to god fries....GO TO FUCKING BED, DUDE.
1 year ago
sorry to hurt your fatass feelings....BUT FUCK YOU!!!!
1 year ago
its 10am here , the day has only just begun
1 year ago
I was just kiddin'. lets do brunch.
1 year ago
"imagine a man sooooo tall"
1 year ago
"with the doo doo and the feces on the wall"
1 year ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZLr5EXyoQCE
1 year ago
your're a boring fuck, man.
1 year ago
c ya.
1 year ago
you really are a retard
1 year ago
the day begins at 8am for most fries you lazy arse
1 year ago
where are you getting that number from?
1 year ago
most people work 8-5
1 year ago
where do you get that fact from?
1 year ago
most American office hours are 9-5, most uk offices hours are 8-5
1 year ago
every time you say "most" I'm wondering how the fuck you would now
1 year ago
and why wouldn't I know, I've worked in many industries
1 year ago
so did i. you know what I never had? an 8 to 5 workday, not a once.
1 year ago
I just think you mistake anecdotal knowledge for general knowledge
1 year ago
I've had a few 8-5 jobs and other weird hour jobs but that goes with the industries your in
1 year ago
The day starts at 10 here but I actually get something done unlike you fucks
1 year ago
What the fuck do you get done?
1 year ago
bottles
1 year ago
starting to get up earlier now, ready for college
1 year ago
I get plenty done
1 year ago
Like what for example ?
1 year ago
Driving and picking stuff up
1 year ago
Also I've spent and earned more today than you see in a year
1 year ago
fries bragging about money?
1 year ago
https://i.imgur.com/hzaJ4Hn.png
1 year ago
im lording it over the plebs.... you know like you do
1 year ago
http://i.imgur.com/IMK4MUf.jpg
1 year ago
Fries thinks he's great cause he gets extra money from the dole for being mentally disabled.
1 year ago
sup kur how's the sleeping patterns?
1 year ago
Hey gull, woke at around 2.30 today. I slept for 13 hours, i fucking needed that shit.
1 year ago
good.
1 year ago
recover password
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