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Drunk German Bloopers

Go figure, most of them have something to do with beer, or an activity that is near beer :P

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by yak

submitted September 6th 2006

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HITLER WAS A JERK,
MUSSOLINI BIT HIS WEENIE,
NOW IT DOESNT WORK

THANK YOU AND GOOD NIGHT
THE MANAGEMENT
11 years ago
Scheiße!
11 years ago
them guys dancing are douches.... JOHNNYCHO taught them well i think.
11 years ago
Youshould have inserted stock footage in the middle of nazi's marching en-mass in one of their butt fuckathon parades.
11 years ago
hahsha, that was funny when the chick got hit in the head with that huge german num-chuck
11 years ago
LOL, most of the footage looked like it was shot in the 80s though.
11 years ago
and Quankers1: go fist your teeth rotten mom you fucking islandmonkey!
11 years ago
^ I'll second that
11 years ago
wow, random racism, gotta love it!!! the whole english-speaking world seems to think that germany only consists of bavaria and the oktoberfest, i´m proud that german tv doesn´t go to such lows as presenting "whacky americans" or "crazy-ass brits", but who am i to judge...

and @ thrax: "that huge german num-chuck" is called a flail!! look it up, retard!!
11 years ago
classic total classic
11 years ago
Hey steven. The Germans AREN'T A RACE! Disrespecting the krautish fucks is not racism, just culturaly insensitive. Look that one up.
11 years ago
racism, or rather racial discrimination to be precise, as defined in 1996 on the U.N. convention on the elimination of all forms of racial discrimination:

"...any distinction, exclusion, restriction or preference based on race, color, descent, or NATIONAL or ethnic origin which has the purpose or effect of nullifying or impairing the recognition, enjoyment or exercise, on an equal footing, of human rights and fundamental freedoms in the political, economic, social, cultural or any other field of public life..."

hmm, looked it up, still think i used the term in the right sense, now what?

11 years ago
Beer and Coke the perfect combination..
11 years ago
Now:

After you looked up the treaty, done as I can see. You then look up those who has ratified the convention. Then MOST importantly you look up the reservations held by signatories to a treaty.

Basic international law lesson. The sovereign states being the primary actors of international relations are not bound by the laws of other states therefore they are not obliged to join or follow a treaty. The custom however is to declare your reservations as you sign the treaty and no-one else is in a position to change that short of abandoning the treaty altogether.

It just so happens that the US holds a reservation on CERD in that Congress and the Senate will ultimately decide what obligations it feels it should follow in that convention. It is quite interesting to read it strongly reserves the right to free speech in the "public sphere" i.e. there's no chance in hell the US would think of applying CERD to private individuals.

To sum up, the US in this case does not need to recognise your definition of racism as racism. Remember, there's always a bigger smartarse than you somewhere in the world.
11 years ago
Haha! Steven schooled my ass there! Burned me good. That'll teach me to trash talk out of my ass.

However. Typical of a German to be so literal about things. Fuckin square heads...
11 years ago
I should say "private sphere".
11 years ago
FUCK! I backed down to soon. I take it back, I'm with the Chairman. You're wrong Steven!
11 years ago
(Chairman interposted on me)
11 years ago
I'm sorry, did I insult some Germans? All they did was try to take over the world and whipe it "clean" of anyone who wasn't pure. I know that was ancient history and all (70 years ago) but I just couldn't resist. Germans still have blood on their hands.
11 years ago
quankers ^^ would have been ok if the germans had succeded, im sure you would be in process now if they did, but since they lost they are seen as bad people, not that im condoning genocide but the fact they had a go of it shows they have some balls, not like the surender merchants the french, there are probably crimes on a par that have gone on out there but we dont hear about it because they are probably the side who won

im not sure what im going to achieve with this comment, hopefully a few pissed off people

and island monkies :S is that supposed to be a skit on the brits or what? can we have some imaginative insults please
11 years ago
^ Who doesn't.
11 years ago
jiminy-cricket: Germans are assholes.
11 years ago
@Quankers1 "All they did was try to take over the world and whipe it "clean" of anyone who wasn't pure. I know that was ancient history and all (70 years ago) but I just couldn't resist. Germans still have blood on their hands."

And the British didn't always try to "take over the world" and still have blood on their hands from HUNDRED OF YEARS of slavery with millions of victims? Fucking idiot!

Jeez, how old are you? 11? 12? Or just a manipulated moron?
11 years ago
damn c.o.t.b., you´re a wise-ass, but i can´t help but admire your style!! that aside, i still think that racism is the right term for the prejudiced view on germans displayed in this vid...

@balls: grow some...!

@quankers: woah! let me answer on your level: we are rubber, you are glue etc. etc.
11 years ago
Seriously, calling racism just cause you don't like the "optics" of something, especially when you're German, is fucked. Quankers might be a bit fucked up about his aproach, but "Germans" ranks up there on all time causes of death, right behind "cancer" and "heart disease," and a lot of those people died simply because of their race. That shit leaves a legacy.

Get fucking over it; the Germans are not a race. Calling racism here diminishes all those instances of real racism that are a huge factor in many people's lives. Or we could distill the term down until it is next to meaningless: "racism is when we're mean to each other because of stuff that makes us different." No. It isn't. Racism is what caused the Holocaust.

And Quankers is right: Germans are assholes. I should know since I'm half German.
11 years ago
^so you´re saying you´re half-assed???
11 years ago
can i just say why dont the black people hate us brits we were the ones who actually made them slaves and sold them to america and we got a nice empire for our trouble, i'd say that would be close to genocide especaily the conditions they were transported under

and yeah i'd say they germans were arse holes only because the several ones i have met were complete cunts
11 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KxdEtyxa7Ao
11 years ago
Yeah, fuck the germans!

While I was driving my audi, wearing my adidas shoes, talking on my siemens phone, telling my friend to try schwarzbier... that's when I realized how useless germans are. :)

...im half german too. (...and i don't actually have an audi...)
11 years ago
Actually Pol Pot would have to be the best human mass-murderer of all time in terms of proportion of the population and he was educated in France.
11 years ago
Pyler>Did I say dick all in defence of the British, or Americans, or fucking anybody? I think it's hilarious that anyone would defend any nationalist prick. Germans especially.
11 years ago
If Germany devoted 1 day of apology for each Jew they killed, they would be apologizing for the next 16000 years. That shit is not water under the bridge.
11 years ago
Holy crapola you lame phuks actually like AFV postings!

LAME!
11 years ago
To expensiv Boodles =P
And Quanker, we paid BILLIONS, in words BILLIONS, of money. Its 9 times 0 behind the number. Like 1000000000. But not 1 BILLION, maybe 100 BILLION. Thats enough money for the bastards, theres no sorry theyve ever wanted, just the money. Fucking jews.
11 years ago
And Balls Malone is half of an asshole. And he cant even do anything against it. Why? Hes half German lol. The other half is stupidity from the US ill guess ;)))
11 years ago
Quankers1, what kind of bullshit are you talking? I could say the same thing like "If Britain devoted 1 day of apology for each Black they killed over the hundred of years, they would be apologizing for the next 200000 years. That shit is not water under the bridge."

You totally missed the point Cuntfart, try again.
11 years ago
Again comparing the british to the nazi's like I would disagree. Who the fuck is defending the British Empire?
11 years ago
sounds like you are :S
11 years ago
god dam it pyler allready came up with that comment before me about the brits sounds like i just copied :(
11 years ago
Nope. I said nothing about Britain.
Envy: When did you (germany) pay billions of dick all? Unless it was from the gold teeth you pulled out of jew skulls.
11 years ago
^^Of course a little dipshit from(ehm were are YOU from btw?) doesnt know anything about this!

Germany pays since the 70s reparation payments to Israel and all Holocaust survivors world wide! There are no official number out of respect...but its approximately 6 billion a year(untill TODAY!)!
Hell, half of Israel was build on german tax payer money decades ago(Why do you think almost all Taxis in Israel are Mercedes Benz? ^^)!

Ok, to your defence this isn't the kind of stuff shown on CNN...!

11 years ago
^ Yes but "lucky" for you there's less than half the holocaust survivors left to pay for right?
11 years ago
</\\/>Germans suck
11 years ago
cotb, I think in the 70s there were a lot of them still alive and they could leave it for their children...but obviously you must know it better like always, whatever lol.

and as an italian I wouldnt have such a big mouth when it comes to this subject btw! you were no angles at this time too remember? !!
11 years ago
and little quankers is probably to ashamed to tell where hes from, ok no problem ;) well, every more word towards such (a) person(s) is wasted anyway so im off.....
11 years ago
Why the fuck would I give out where I'm from to anyone on this site? I can say for a fact it's not Germany, thank satan.
11 years ago
^yes, i've at least the balls to say where im from and im proud to be german! not like a little 12 year old pimpled sack of shit like you with no honor nor dignity ;) !!

sheesh, im wasting words again :/
11 years ago
ok, let me waste some more and then i've had it with this thread =)

first off:you have no fucking idea what you're talking about. germany has 80 million citizen from which 20 million have an immigration background that took place in the last 50 years! my childhood probably doesnt much distinguish than from someone growing up in america.
my best friend in school was from bosnia, my first girlfriend was asian + germany is a rich and modern country! all those fritz and lederhosen stereotypes are maybe funny, but they havent much to do with todays germany!

you must be a very small minded person with very low self-confidence to attack a whole country yet you wont even tell where you're from. whats the matter? is everybody in school picking on you? are you so ugly and have no friends? were you sexually abused as a child? wheres all that hate coming from? :P
11 years ago
/\ hail Hitler.
11 years ago
^its Heil Hitler ;)

But a very imaginative and mature response, I gotta let you this, lol.

<font color="ff0033">W T F, why am I arguing with an obviously mentally challenged kid over the internet again??...*scratches his head*...I dont think anyone else will read these comments here again anyway, already part of the mucho archives...so please go on and have the last word reflecting your level of intelligence once more xD</font>
11 years ago
Don't sweat it, Kaiser. Just goosestep it off!
11 years ago
Oh I bet you can do this much better than me Tommy ;)

"<font color="3300FF">eins</font> <font color="FFFFFF">zwei</font> <font color="FF0066">drei</font>, <font color="3300FF">eins</font> <font color="FFFFFF">zwei</font> <font color="FF0066">drei</font>"
11 years ago
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