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Bike clothes washer

Lady washes her clothes a unique way

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by Squidley

submitted July 7th 2016

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Bike clothes washer
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Unique
1 year ago
looks like the old washer from my uni house
1 year ago
What's the difference between makos mum and an old washing machine ?
The washing machine won't follow you around for a week after you've dumped your load in her...
1 year ago
why would mako's mum follow you around anyway
1 year ago
its a joke.. just go with it
1 year ago
ahhh I see, you wanted to hurt mako and to do so used his mum as bait to draw him in
1 year ago
What's the difference between fries jokes and pizza?
Pizza is good.
1 year ago
Pizza is also like a blowjob from fries daughter...even when it's bad, it's still pretty good.
1 year ago
depends on the pizza
1 year ago
Pizza is always good. Limeys just don't know how to cook anything well.
1 year ago
so says the canuck
1 year ago
Canucks are from Canada. I'm not from Canada. God, you're an idiot.
1 year ago
What's the difference between fries and a broken clock? Even a broken clock is right twice a day.
1 year ago
fuck you mako , if you weren't so fucking secretive on here then I might know where you were from.
1 year ago
I've mentioned where I'm from about a dozen times on Mucho. Also, over the winter, my avatar had the name of the city I was originally from on it. It's not my fault that your memory is shot.
1 year ago
or maybe I just don't care
1 year ago
Or can't admit that you were wrong, which is usually the case.
1 year ago
I know one thing for a fact...
1 year ago
you're a button bashing faggot
1 year ago
I know one thing for a fact, too...
1 year ago
That all it takes to make you cry is the click of a button.
1 year ago
Poor foofie tried to make a joke and ended up looking like a dumbass :(
1 year ago
you are a joke
1 year ago
Here's a better joke: what's the difference between fries and a jet engine? When the flight's over, the jet engine stops whining.
1 year ago
hey I'm just making my own burgers
1 year ago
Shitfest of lame 50 year old jokes

Mako
Here's a better joke: what's the difference between fries and a jet engine? When the flight's over, the jet engine stops whining.
1 hour agoreport spam | like | told to stfu

What's the difference between fries and a broken clock? Even a broken clock is right twice a day.

Mako
What's the difference between fries jokes and pizza?
Pizza is good.
2 hours agoreport spam | like | told to stfu
1 year ago
Burgers does sound pretty good right now.
1 year ago
they were good and easy to make
1 year ago
How do you make your burgers, MG? Any seasoning at all?
1 year ago
And whunu, I can't see and won't see your comments. It's just blank space...like the inside of your head
1 year ago
you know just cos your squad leader said he used whunu-block doesn't mean you have to follow him
1 year ago
Since tr was the last squad leader here and I wasn't in his squad, you're talking out of your "arse" as usual, fries.
1 year ago
I just made a classic that included beef stock cube, minced dried onion powder and sunflower oil
1 year ago
Nice. I usually use organic grass-fed beef with some salt and pepper, and a little minced garlic, usually.
1 year ago
got the book and this burger press thing for xmas 4 years ago maybe, never used it until tonight
1 year ago
imho if you put anything other than salt, pepper and ground beef in your patties you're technically eating meatball sandwiches, not burgers.
1 year ago
I just use my trusty old cast iron skillet or the gas grill. Got a little hibachi that uses briquettes if I want that taste, but it takes a bit longer to cook burgers.
1 year ago
pattie = beef

meatball/bullette/kjöttbullar = mystery meat and a ton of shit like egg yolks, onions or bread crumbs
1 year ago
mystery meat lol
1 year ago
pot luck its beef then
1 year ago
i'm not even joking, remember that whole "horse meat in lasagna" scandal a few years ago?
1 year ago
Yeah, bread crumbs are more for a meatloaf, I would say. The few times I used them to make burgers they ended up a little too dry.
1 year ago
pretty sure they found traces in frozen burger patties too
1 year ago
finders had the pot luck meat
1 year ago
findus*
1 year ago
my grandma used to do those german meatballs with mixed ground meat (pork and beef), onion, egg yolk and and bread crumbs, they're amazing. then one day when i was maybe 12 i wanted burgers for dinner and she made those exact meatballs and put them on kaiser rolls.

that was the day my grandma became human and a piece of my childhood shriveled and died
1 year ago
something similar happened when she made milkshakes with a handmixer..
1 year ago
ffs now I want a milkshake
1 year ago
That's the best though, when you can get that beef/pork/veal mix for meatballs and meatloaf. Something about all three together that just works so well.
1 year ago
*a meat milk shake
1 year ago
*Meatwad and Master Shake
1 year ago
yeahyeah, i'm not above mixing meats or making meatballs with shit in them, there's some delicious recipes out there. my step mom does amazing pork and salsiccia meatballs that are just to die for. my point was just that if you go for a real burger it should be nothing but really high quality beef.
1 year ago
Duly noted.
1 year ago
i had a pretty decent milk shake today during break at school, 100% organic blabli bluh whatever.... it just tasted really really nice, very very vanilla with a hint of caramel
1 year ago
and almost as thick as those soft serve machine shakes you get at mc donalds or burger king but freshly made in front of my face with a ridiculous amount of ice cream
1 year ago
LVB in the Mirage in Las Vegas has some of the best chocolate milkshakes around.....
1 year ago
You're fuckin' killin' me over here, bird...my cheat day isn't until this weekend. Think I'm gonna have to dive face first into a milshake this Saturday.
1 year ago
"It's just a milshake? You don't put bourbon in it or nothin?"
1 year ago
Just remember... when you cheat.... you're just a filthy fucking loser.
1 year ago
no, when you cheat it means you're smarter than the dumbass that has to rely on his skill to win
1 year ago
There's this place here at home called Steak 'n' Shake that has some of the best fresh made milkshakes and steak burgers. The Mint Chocolate and Salted Carmel shakes are fucking awesome. And, the burgers are pretty awesome, too.
1 year ago
Steak 'n' Shake is awesome!!
1 year ago
CHEATERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
1 year ago
and shark, that line alone led me to pouring something like a quarter bottle of j&b in my shake when i was about 14 and had not yet discovered the joys and perils of alcohol.

it tasted like shit, made me puke and got me in trouble with my uncle for sneaking into his liquor cabinet.

i was really mad at john travolta and his obviously abysmal taste in milkshake ingredients.
1 year ago
There's a place on the Canadian side of the Falls that makes "adult" milkshakes with booze-for some reason I can't remember the name of it. It's like a burger joint with a full bar.
1 year ago
and yes, i know j&b is blended scotch and not bourbon, but even at 14 and without prior knowledge there was something repulsive about the bottle of jack daniels that was right next to it.
1 year ago
yeah, i had "adult" shakes later in life, they can be pretty good..
1 year ago
I woulda just drank the entire bottle of Jack, but for some reason, Jack Daniels was like water to me. I did love my Tennessee sour mash, something about that unique taste.
1 year ago
I don't think I've ever had a 'loaded' shake that I like. Something about alcohol and something that's overly sweet doesn't settle well with me. Same thing with sweet wines, but that was more likely due to one very bad night of drinking.
1 year ago
Milk, ice cream, and alcohol are a pretty rough trio for the stomach to handle, that's for sure.
1 year ago
what about sweet cocktails like a white russian or something? just add a lil ice cream and you basically have a loaded shake
1 year ago
i call that a "freezing russian" and i love it. i'd suggest using skimmed milk instead of heavy cream though, the ice cream makes it rich enough.
1 year ago
Simple enough. Or go the girly route and pour Kahlua on vanilla ice cream.
1 year ago
^that

baileys works too
1 year ago
Don't get me wrong. I used to knock back car bombs like crazy when I was out with my buddies that liked to help murder my liver, but I'm done with that shit. I'm not 23 anymore, looking to impress anyone.
1 year ago
another thing i thoroughly enjoy and got shit wasted on in barcelona last month is liqueur 43 and milk.
1 year ago
Oh yeah, Bailey's too. Had an ex that used to pour a little Bailey's in a bowl over ice cream sandwiches, and called it a "Fat Cow."
1 year ago
43 and anything really, put it in coke, coffee, root beer, doesnt matter, it makes almost everything better
1 year ago
If it isn't beer or liquor straight up, it usually a good cocktail. My personal favorite is a classic Sazerac, with cognac.
1 year ago
Huh, I'll have to pick some of that up. My birthday is in a couple weeks and I'll probably imbibe.
1 year ago
ouh, look at mr. don draper and his grown-up drinks over here
1 year ago
Although, I am not above drowning in Mojito's. I love mint and I love rum. 'Nuff said.
1 year ago
do that shark! i had to stop buying it cuz the bottles would get empty too quickly. well, and now up here they're kinda expensive...
1 year ago
My fave drink is still a dirt martini with vodka and olive brine from the jar.
1 year ago
for years it was the white russian for me, nowadays a good pimm's cup will win over anything.

<- hipster gin slurping faggot confirmed
1 year ago
At some point years ago, I started looking into better mixed drinks than my basic ass go-to to keep a buzz going all night which was just a rum & coke.
1 year ago
Rum and coke is my go-to in Mexico. I figure it's kinda hard to fuck up two ingredients.
1 year ago
Gin is still really hard for me to drink. I love the smell of gin, but the taste is the hurdle. I can only handle gin in a simple martini.
1 year ago
Bombay Sapphire was my brand for gin. And yeah, the taste of gin alone is rather "bracing" so to speak.
1 year ago
Are you ladies done swapping recipes?
1 year ago
Vodka too. Stoli's is the only one I kinda like. Just as long as it's as cold as the bum-fucked, iced over areas of Siberia.
1 year ago
one of the best xmasses i ever had was when i went out with my older brother for a schwitz, a movie, a steak dinner, cocktails, cigars and 2 grams of coke. that night he forced me to order a "real" cocktail instead of my usual white russian. i ended up with a whiskey sour i found to be disgusting and for another five years my cocktails were nothing but russians, swimming pools, flying kangaroos and other creamy fruity girly shit.
1 year ago
gin is disgusting. but they make pimm's from it that's why i'm okay with it.
1 year ago
Straight gin with a few drops of Angostura bitters you jamtarts
1 year ago
you drink like someone who shaves with an axe
1 year ago
Let me help you kids out... Whiskey.... nothing else matters.
1 year ago
I had a chick turn me on to grape flavored vodka and 7-up a few years back. Then again, I like anything grape flavored.
1 year ago
*spoon
1 year ago
that sounds ghetto as fuck shark
1 year ago
she pour some cough syrup in there too?
1 year ago
*purple flavored
1 year ago
Forget who you're talking to, bird? Lol
1 year ago
It was a lakerat bar back home, so the selection was limited.
1 year ago
those flavoured vodkas can be quite nice. absolut vanilla and vanilla coke was a fave of mine for a long time.... i loooove vanilla.
1 year ago
* NixonsGhost sees it coming..... *
1 year ago
I had birthday cake flavored vodka not long ago. Not something I could drink all night, but rhe flavor surprised me.
1 year ago
*cock
1 year ago
Flavored liquors are disgusting to me now. Although, I'll admit that I used to enjoy coconut rum, but it's way to sweet for me. Maybe mixed with a Dr Pepper.
1 year ago
those absolut ones are nice cuz they use natural flavours and dont add sugar. so when you mix em you get a very nice taste without overpowering sweetness. plus absolut is pretty okay vodka.
1 year ago
The only sweet drink I still really like is Mead. I put honey in so many things, so it's only natural that I'd love it in alcohol form, too.
1 year ago
i put some honey in your mom last night
1 year ago
okay, it wasnt honey
1 year ago
A FUCKIN SHARK ATE ME! DRINK, BITCH!!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ji1-BqaLaE
1 year ago
but it was sticky!
1 year ago
That's Bill Burr sitting there, I never noticed it before.
1 year ago
Well used dollar bills?
1 year ago
No, he's a comedian.
1 year ago
ewwwww.
1 year ago
Funny enough, my Mom's birthday is today. I still needed to get her something, although I don't think she'll be that into any sticky bird-sauce, though.
1 year ago
tell her it's organic swedish whale honey, she'll love it
1 year ago
Da fuq... you been jerking off whales or something. They're just called 'sperm' whales. Doesn't mean they are free range for your sick fetish, organic, crowd funded 'honey' enterprise! Fucking hipsters. Give a man a purse and look what happens.
1 year ago
Save the whales, mutha fucka!
1 year ago
IT IS A DELEGATE BAG!!
1 year ago
One of my favorite songs https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ndaXQeRPO0g
1 year ago
also, it's called whale honey cuz you have to put a sperm whale on a flatbed truck and then drive it from flower to flower to collect the nectar
1 year ago
HA! I love the internet sometimes.
http://i.imgur.com/h2st9hf.png
1 year ago
HAHAHA
1 year ago
Also, this will always be my favorite Cheech & Chong song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e2K-_2AHYh0
1 year ago
Cryax' theme song
1 year ago
ffs still didn't get a milkshake today
but just remembered I have a blender hidden in the corner cupboard, all I need is ice cream and I can make my own :)
1 year ago
that wouldn't work
1 year ago
Conservation of angular momentum says it will.
1 year ago
Too complex for his mind, Nix.
1 year ago
I just wondered how the spin programs would work is all
1 year ago
She'd probably have to pedal really fast.
1 year ago
doesn't tumble, doesn't heat up the water, doesnt have a water pump.... genius
1 year ago
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