points: -1

They Almost Got Me

I just pulled out on to the first street on my way to work when a woman in an SUV stopped to let another woman out from a side street blocking her view of me coming down the other lane. Had I not just pulled out and was doing the speed limit, mako and whunu would have got their wish.

muchoers gone wild

by toolman961

submitted July 3rd 2016

160 comments
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That could have been a serious fender bender, causing mild annoyance.
1 year ago
All joking aside, if he crashed at that speed, he could have seriously bruised his pussy.
1 year ago
Meh, people do this type of shit all day long where I live, doesn't matter if it's a truck, car, or motorcycle that's coming the other way. Some people are just morons when they drive. Good job by toolman for being an attentive rider, though.
1 year ago
Fuck that tool
1 year ago
that piece of shit went across the double double yellow lines which is punishable by a 13,000 peso fine here in mexifornia
1 year ago
She was black too.
1 year ago
happy 4th rifleman
1 year ago
I bought the son a new S&W 500. He has made the trip to Alaska but I still have all of his guns. ha ha ha ha
1 year ago
Bring them out this way.
1 year ago
I'm sure they'll be flying right over head when I finally do send them.
1 year ago
Ill keep an eye out.
1 year ago
God, another stupid on the way to work video.
1 year ago
They almost got me! Close call! She was black! On my way to my shitty 12.00 hr. job! Fuck you, I hope your wife falls out of her wheel chair and hits the soft spot in her fucking skull, then dies in a seizer fit.
1 year ago
Fuck you and your facebook posts looking for sympathy
1 year ago
I like your like
1 year ago
hey dude gotta like those CCC's
1 year ago
and you know it
1 year ago
faggots
1 year ago
Just like you and minnow licking the morning dew off each others sweaty ball sacks
1 year ago
Oh, and whunu? I can't see what you're saying, so just keep trying little buddy.
1 year ago
Then somewhere in all that ball sack licking, Kurup joins in and as a submissive licks them both
1 year ago
That means I don't care what you have to say, and I won't be responding to it. So just keep talking to yourself, you fat fuck.
1 year ago
Yeah, you can't see what I'm typing. That's why you reasoned to a comment I made about you.
If you couldn't see what I was typing, you would have just thought I was responding to shitbird or fries
1 year ago
BUSTED!!!
1 year ago
Have a nice life sucking fries ass, little guy.
1 year ago
Ha!

You just can't stop can you? You gravitate towards me.
1 year ago
HEY BIRD, IT WORKS! NO MORE BULLSHIT FROM THAT FAT PILE OF SHIT!
1 year ago
There's that Kurupt ball sack lick "like".
1 year ago
ANYWAY. I wouldn't care if you did block my comments, in fact I'd be happy. That's all I've wanted was for you to leave me be. Besides I know you VERY well, you can't let things go, you'll be dying to know what I'm saying, and you'll read my comments fuck face.
1 year ago
1 year ago

1 year ago
thats you whunu. that is what you sound like.
1 year ago
Let me guess: oh you can't ignore me, something about gay sex, and a few stfu's thrown in for extra faggotry.
1 year ago
A strong man would be able to have the will power to just NOT read my comments. So for you to HAVE to block me, just shows how much you are drawn to me and can't help but see what I have to say.
1 year ago
http://i.imgur.com/tlnK9U7.jpg
1 year ago
I bet I was close. And I bet here comes the paragraph about people being pussies, etc...
1 year ago
Same comments, different day.
1 year ago
ANYWAY. I wouldn't care if you did block my comments, in fact I'd be happy. That's all I've wanted was for you to leave me be.
1 year ago
Blah blah blah, whunu's a fat POS and that's that.
1 year ago
Thanks shitbird, you did us both a favor.

8)
1 year ago
oh, and look at that pic closely... i don't give a fuck about your stfu's either. or anyones for that matter.
1 year ago
Now I can do my thing without your hassles, and I'm free to put you down all I want without your comebacks.

:)
1 year ago
Except... I still have to deal with your lackey. You know the potato nigger, because he's too dumb to know how to initiate the block on his pile of shit computer.
1 year ago
why are you still talking to me?
1 year ago
I was talking to you? How would you know? Maybe it was mako or fries.
It's convenient to read what you want then put it back on
1 year ago
why is whunu's pussy all sandy this morning?
1 year ago
I'll say it like he would: "Mosta went to dah lake dis moornin"
1 year ago
This looks familiar.....
1 year ago
Oh shut up
1 year ago
Happy Mucho Day, LL!
1 year ago
that's what you get for having shitty road systems
1 year ago
and also for driving on the wrong side
1 year ago
it almost looks like you were in Russia or some other country that cant build a partition between dual carriageways. its a wonder you aren't all dead
1 year ago
Pennysylvania is known for having some of the worst roads in the country.
1 year ago
to me one state isn't any different from the other states
1 year ago
apart from it looked quite sunny there for 7 in the morning
1 year ago
Sun rises about 5:45 a.m. in this part of the world, so I'm sure it's close for him.
1 year ago
hey you got lwb transit connect over there...
1 year ago
@0:03 so there you fucking button bashing homo
1 year ago
#1 selling van in the United States, dumbass. We don't live on a lonely island like you do.
1 year ago
its not a lonely island .. we got Wales
1 year ago
and Scotland for the time being
1 year ago
Yeah, you got whales, all right.
1 year ago
my point was that we have the Connect here yet I thought they were just a European thing and that the Americans drove barges and cars that were far to big to be sensible
1 year ago
lol guess that makes you a humpback
1 year ago
Whale meat is delicious, btw.
1 year ago
But in all seriousness, they're sold mostly in fleets. A few companies do use them as taxi's, though.
1 year ago
who taught you to drive ?
1 year ago
this happened days ago and only now you bring it to our attention
1 year ago
he's only just recovered from the fright
1 year ago
Oh, she was definitely in the wrong there. Although, your bike sounds like a pile of shit and needs louder pipes. As far as wanting you to die, learn to let shit go, you white trash pussy.
1 year ago
OMG THAT WAS CLOSE ARE YOU OK?!
1 year ago
hahahahaha
1 year ago
?
1 year ago
In related news... I drove to a grocery store and bought some groceries for the week.
1 year ago
you can't just leave the story there..
1 year ago
I brought them home and made a sandwich with the lunchmeat. I dang near ate the whole bag of Tostitos because the salsa was so good.
1 year ago
in related related news: i drove up to the newly opened Popeyes Chicken place in Sioux Falls today - and there were actually motorcycle cops trying to direct traffic into the place...total traffic jam for three square blocks





we are the hicks
1 year ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yjlZPv-37h0
1 year ago
* possum sucks paws and waits for In-N-Out *
1 year ago
You mean....the burger thing.... =/
1 year ago
finally - an adult to talk to!

too bad i'm punky stoned now


(not zeke drunk - that;s a whole nother level)
1 year ago
* ClaudeBallz drags his butt across the carpet and out the door *
1 year ago
good
1 year ago
In related, related, related news. I stopped at a Mickey D's in way north California and ran into the filthiest barefoot hippy fuck you ever saw. He was standing at the fucking urinal in other people's piss drippings and gave zero fucks.
1 year ago
And you didn't take pics?
1 year ago
* Magawd decided to piss in a stall to avoid crannies jumping ship. *
1 year ago
*crabbies you motherfucker autocorrect bitch
1 year ago
I wanted to get the flying fuck out of there, didn't even consider it.
1 year ago
Did you wash your hands?
1 year ago
* JamesTKirk forgot Magawd drives for a living. *
1 year ago
Nopes, i'm on official fuck off business.
1 year ago
Fries you should have seen the freakshow of a tranny sitting in the dining area.
1 year ago
Cat, that reminds me, he didn't wash his hands, big shocked I know. And there was an air dryer so I had to go back into the stall and grab a handful of tp to grab the door handle.
1 year ago
Per the sign, only employees have to wash their hands
1 year ago
Reminds me of the time I took a piss at a Wendy's in my hometown. One of the cooks had been in the stall taking a shit, and when he was done, he walked right out of the stall and went back to work without washing his hands. I never ate there again.
1 year ago
Thats pretty tame compared to what I saw working in resurants for 10 years.
1 year ago
I was just surprised he did that in front of a customer. Big fucking sign on the wall that says "employees must wash hands after using toilet," and I guess he was all out of fucks to give.
1 year ago
Favorite story 1: we caught a rat and put it in the industrial garbage disposal alive....
1 year ago
Beats putting it in the chili, I guess
1 year ago
Favorite story 2: we caught another rat and dropped it in the deep fryer while it was still alive.....
1 year ago
The lesson, trust zero reasurants....
1 year ago
Its bad....
1 year ago
There it is, lol
1 year ago
People are filthy animals.
1 year ago
Meh, Beavis and Butthead level shit.
1 year ago
Fyi, you havent lived until you see a rat trying to swim in boiling oil next to some fries and onion rings.
1 year ago
They dont last very long
1 year ago
First breath is the last.
1 year ago
Fucking wifi is shit here...
1 year ago
Century Link? I can help.
1 year ago
Where u at?
1 year ago
Way north Cali
1 year ago
Camping
1 year ago
I'd like to do the same thing to the teenage douchebags three doors down from me that set off fireworks every half hour, then run inside their house. As if people didn't know who was doing it.
1 year ago
Take them camping?
1 year ago
Unless you're a teenager, camping with them sucks.
1 year ago
They wouldn't last without wifi
1 year ago
Yeah, that would be worse torture than boiling in oil. To take a teenagers wifi away? That's almsot considered cruel and unusual punishment.
1 year ago
That's a long way for you, isn't it MG? Did you go to Yosemite?
1 year ago
Suckers......
1 year ago
"Wtf?? I can't tweet this awesome pic of Tyler launching a bottle rocket out of his asshole!"
1 year ago
* NixonsGhost morse codes for no reason *
1 year ago
Magawd will have to tether to the Squatch network
1 year ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1X0Hi4eml0Q
1 year ago
You need to reserve a spot in Yosemite over a year in advance. I want to go there badly but there are way too many people.
1 year ago
I went to Yosemite last year mAgawd and like omggg it was amazing
1 year ago
Ya, I've got a co-worker who said he decided to take his family to Yellowstone. No reservations, DRIVING to Wyoming from the east coast to be there on the fourth. I said enjoy Iowa cuz that's about as close as you're gonna get.
1 year ago
Yeah, the weekend would definitely be over by the time he got there. If it requires driving through more than two time zones, it's too far to drive.
1 year ago
I drove to Glacier National Park two years ago. Now that place is fucking awesome.
1 year ago
Also fuck you Julio, you've never left the fields.
1 year ago
*orchard
1 year ago
*bario
1 year ago
*donkey show
1 year ago
wow you really went all out there. did it feel good lol ?
1 year ago
Your mom's oily mouth feels good,
1 year ago
nice mom joke bro , youre really on a tear tonight !!!
1 year ago
Fuxk Maggy, I fucked hie ole lady while he was on the road
1 year ago
*his
1 year ago
As did all the othe cholos in the neighborhood
1 year ago
And he wonders why his old 3 inch hit dog doesn't do the trick
1 year ago
Interpost, mucho kill
1 year ago
Only a muchoer could come up with:

"Your mom's oily mouth feels good,"

Now that's funny.
1 year ago
I would never go to a Popeyes because I'd be afraid the black people would "do stuff" to my chicken before serving it to me.
1 year ago
You know you laughed julio.
1 year ago
Lol "oily."
1 year ago
That's a nice quality camera
1 year ago
Haha you little fucking bitch mako . All mad cause i stfued you earlier
1 year ago
What's up los !!! Cheers bitch !!
1 year ago
She wants my attention as usual , whenever i comment she somehow mysteriously logs on
1 year ago
stop talking
1 year ago
Two words... Beaner Block
1 year ago
Sounds military...Operation: Beaner Block
1 year ago
I'm pretty sure Toolwife skidding into your car with her wheelchair would have caused more impact than that.
1 year ago
The train wreck of an excuse of you attempting to pick up women would have caused more of an impact than that.
1 year ago
Beer thief
1 year ago
I don't have to try prez - they pick me up.
1 year ago
*from the dock because I don't have a car and need a bath like my life depends on it
1 year ago
Fucking Jones......
1 year ago
... beer thief
1 year ago
recover password
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