points: -1

They Almost Got Me

I just pulled out on to the first street on my way to work when a woman in an SUV stopped to let another woman out from a side street blocking her view of me coming down the other lane. Had I not just pulled out and was doing the speed limit, mako and whunu would have got their wish.

muchoers gone wild

by toolman961

submitted July 3rd 2016

160 comments
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That could have been a serious fender bender, causing mild annoyance.
2 years ago
All joking aside, if he crashed at that speed, he could have seriously bruised his pussy.
2 years ago
Meh, people do this type of shit all day long where I live, doesn't matter if it's a truck, car, or motorcycle that's coming the other way. Some people are just morons when they drive. Good job by toolman for being an attentive rider, though.
2 years ago
Fuck that tool
2 years ago
that piece of shit went across the double double yellow lines which is punishable by a 13,000 peso fine here in mexifornia
2 years ago
She was black too.
2 years ago
happy 4th rifleman
2 years ago
I bought the son a new S&W 500. He has made the trip to Alaska but I still have all of his guns. ha ha ha ha
2 years ago
Bring them out this way.
2 years ago
I'm sure they'll be flying right over head when I finally do send them.
2 years ago
Ill keep an eye out.
2 years ago
God, another stupid on the way to work video.
2 years ago
They almost got me! Close call! She was black! On my way to my shitty 12.00 hr. job! Fuck you, I hope your wife falls out of her wheel chair and hits the soft spot in her fucking skull, then dies in a seizer fit.
2 years ago
Fuck you and your facebook posts looking for sympathy
2 years ago
I like your like
2 years ago
hey dude gotta like those CCC's
2 years ago
and you know it
2 years ago
faggots
2 years ago
Just like you and minnow licking the morning dew off each others sweaty ball sacks
2 years ago
Oh, and whunu? I can't see what you're saying, so just keep trying little buddy.
2 years ago
Then somewhere in all that ball sack licking, Kurup joins in and as a submissive licks them both
2 years ago
That means I don't care what you have to say, and I won't be responding to it. So just keep talking to yourself, you fat fuck.
2 years ago
Yeah, you can't see what I'm typing. That's why you reasoned to a comment I made about you.
If you couldn't see what I was typing, you would have just thought I was responding to shitbird or fries
2 years ago
BUSTED!!!
2 years ago
Have a nice life sucking fries ass, little guy.
2 years ago
Ha!

You just can't stop can you? You gravitate towards me.
2 years ago
HEY BIRD, IT WORKS! NO MORE BULLSHIT FROM THAT FAT PILE OF SHIT!
2 years ago
There's that Kurupt ball sack lick "like".
2 years ago
ANYWAY. I wouldn't care if you did block my comments, in fact I'd be happy. That's all I've wanted was for you to leave me be. Besides I know you VERY well, you can't let things go, you'll be dying to know what I'm saying, and you'll read my comments fuck face.
2 years ago
2 years ago

2 years ago
thats you whunu. that is what you sound like.
2 years ago
Let me guess: oh you can't ignore me, something about gay sex, and a few stfu's thrown in for extra faggotry.
2 years ago
A strong man would be able to have the will power to just NOT read my comments. So for you to HAVE to block me, just shows how much you are drawn to me and can't help but see what I have to say.
2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/tlnK9U7.jpg
2 years ago
I bet I was close. And I bet here comes the paragraph about people being pussies, etc...
2 years ago
Same comments, different day.
2 years ago
ANYWAY. I wouldn't care if you did block my comments, in fact I'd be happy. That's all I've wanted was for you to leave me be.
2 years ago
Blah blah blah, whunu's a fat POS and that's that.
2 years ago
Thanks shitbird, you did us both a favor.

8)
2 years ago
oh, and look at that pic closely... i don't give a fuck about your stfu's either. or anyones for that matter.
2 years ago
Now I can do my thing without your hassles, and I'm free to put you down all I want without your comebacks.

:)
2 years ago
Except... I still have to deal with your lackey. You know the potato nigger, because he's too dumb to know how to initiate the block on his pile of shit computer.
2 years ago
why are you still talking to me?
2 years ago
I was talking to you? How would you know? Maybe it was mako or fries.
It's convenient to read what you want then put it back on
2 years ago
why is whunu's pussy all sandy this morning?
2 years ago
I'll say it like he would: "Mosta went to dah lake dis moornin"
2 years ago
This looks familiar.....
2 years ago
Oh shut up
2 years ago
Happy Mucho Day, LL!
2 years ago
that's what you get for having shitty road systems
2 years ago
and also for driving on the wrong side
2 years ago
it almost looks like you were in Russia or some other country that cant build a partition between dual carriageways. its a wonder you aren't all dead
2 years ago
Pennysylvania is known for having some of the worst roads in the country.
2 years ago
to me one state isn't any different from the other states
2 years ago
apart from it looked quite sunny there for 7 in the morning
2 years ago
Sun rises about 5:45 a.m. in this part of the world, so I'm sure it's close for him.
2 years ago
hey you got lwb transit connect over there...
2 years ago
@0:03 so there you fucking button bashing homo
2 years ago
#1 selling van in the United States, dumbass. We don't live on a lonely island like you do.
2 years ago
its not a lonely island .. we got Wales
2 years ago
and Scotland for the time being
2 years ago
Yeah, you got whales, all right.
2 years ago
my point was that we have the Connect here yet I thought they were just a European thing and that the Americans drove barges and cars that were far to big to be sensible
2 years ago
lol guess that makes you a humpback
2 years ago
Whale meat is delicious, btw.
2 years ago
But in all seriousness, they're sold mostly in fleets. A few companies do use them as taxi's, though.
2 years ago
who taught you to drive ?
2 years ago
this happened days ago and only now you bring it to our attention
2 years ago
he's only just recovered from the fright
2 years ago
Oh, she was definitely in the wrong there. Although, your bike sounds like a pile of shit and needs louder pipes. As far as wanting you to die, learn to let shit go, you white trash pussy.
2 years ago
OMG THAT WAS CLOSE ARE YOU OK?!
2 years ago
hahahahaha
2 years ago
?
2 years ago
In related news... I drove to a grocery store and bought some groceries for the week.
2 years ago
you can't just leave the story there..
2 years ago
I brought them home and made a sandwich with the lunchmeat. I dang near ate the whole bag of Tostitos because the salsa was so good.
2 years ago
in related related news: i drove up to the newly opened Popeyes Chicken place in Sioux Falls today - and there were actually motorcycle cops trying to direct traffic into the place...total traffic jam for three square blocks





we are the hicks
2 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yjlZPv-37h0
2 years ago
* possum sucks paws and waits for In-N-Out *
2 years ago
You mean....the burger thing.... =/
2 years ago
finally - an adult to talk to!

too bad i'm punky stoned now


(not zeke drunk - that;s a whole nother level)
2 years ago
* ClaudeBallz drags his butt across the carpet and out the door *
2 years ago
good
2 years ago
In related, related, related news. I stopped at a Mickey D's in way north California and ran into the filthiest barefoot hippy fuck you ever saw. He was standing at the fucking urinal in other people's piss drippings and gave zero fucks.
2 years ago
And you didn't take pics?
2 years ago
* Magawd decided to piss in a stall to avoid crannies jumping ship. *
2 years ago
*crabbies you motherfucker autocorrect bitch
2 years ago
I wanted to get the flying fuck out of there, didn't even consider it.
2 years ago
Did you wash your hands?
2 years ago
* JamesTKirk forgot Magawd drives for a living. *
2 years ago
Nopes, i'm on official fuck off business.
2 years ago
Fries you should have seen the freakshow of a tranny sitting in the dining area.
2 years ago
Cat, that reminds me, he didn't wash his hands, big shocked I know. And there was an air dryer so I had to go back into the stall and grab a handful of tp to grab the door handle.
2 years ago
Per the sign, only employees have to wash their hands
2 years ago
Reminds me of the time I took a piss at a Wendy's in my hometown. One of the cooks had been in the stall taking a shit, and when he was done, he walked right out of the stall and went back to work without washing his hands. I never ate there again.
2 years ago
Thats pretty tame compared to what I saw working in resurants for 10 years.
2 years ago
I was just surprised he did that in front of a customer. Big fucking sign on the wall that says "employees must wash hands after using toilet," and I guess he was all out of fucks to give.
2 years ago
Favorite story 1: we caught a rat and put it in the industrial garbage disposal alive....
2 years ago
Beats putting it in the chili, I guess
2 years ago
Favorite story 2: we caught another rat and dropped it in the deep fryer while it was still alive.....
2 years ago
The lesson, trust zero reasurants....
2 years ago
Its bad....
2 years ago
There it is, lol
2 years ago
People are filthy animals.
2 years ago
Meh, Beavis and Butthead level shit.
2 years ago
Fyi, you havent lived until you see a rat trying to swim in boiling oil next to some fries and onion rings.
2 years ago
They dont last very long
2 years ago
First breath is the last.
2 years ago
Fucking wifi is shit here...
2 years ago
Century Link? I can help.
2 years ago
Where u at?
2 years ago
Way north Cali
2 years ago
Camping
2 years ago
I'd like to do the same thing to the teenage douchebags three doors down from me that set off fireworks every half hour, then run inside their house. As if people didn't know who was doing it.
2 years ago
Take them camping?
2 years ago
Unless you're a teenager, camping with them sucks.
2 years ago
They wouldn't last without wifi
2 years ago
Yeah, that would be worse torture than boiling in oil. To take a teenagers wifi away? That's almsot considered cruel and unusual punishment.
2 years ago
That's a long way for you, isn't it MG? Did you go to Yosemite?
2 years ago
Suckers......
2 years ago
"Wtf?? I can't tweet this awesome pic of Tyler launching a bottle rocket out of his asshole!"
2 years ago
* NixonsGhost morse codes for no reason *
2 years ago
Magawd will have to tether to the Squatch network
2 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1X0Hi4eml0Q
2 years ago
You need to reserve a spot in Yosemite over a year in advance. I want to go there badly but there are way too many people.
2 years ago
I went to Yosemite last year mAgawd and like omggg it was amazing
2 years ago
Ya, I've got a co-worker who said he decided to take his family to Yellowstone. No reservations, DRIVING to Wyoming from the east coast to be there on the fourth. I said enjoy Iowa cuz that's about as close as you're gonna get.
2 years ago
Yeah, the weekend would definitely be over by the time he got there. If it requires driving through more than two time zones, it's too far to drive.
2 years ago
I drove to Glacier National Park two years ago. Now that place is fucking awesome.
2 years ago
Also fuck you Julio, you've never left the fields.
2 years ago
*orchard
2 years ago
*bario
2 years ago
*donkey show
2 years ago
wow you really went all out there. did it feel good lol ?
2 years ago
Your mom's oily mouth feels good,
2 years ago
nice mom joke bro , youre really on a tear tonight !!!
2 years ago
Fuxk Maggy, I fucked hie ole lady while he was on the road
2 years ago
*his
2 years ago
As did all the othe cholos in the neighborhood
2 years ago
And he wonders why his old 3 inch hit dog doesn't do the trick
2 years ago
Interpost, mucho kill
2 years ago
Only a muchoer could come up with:

"Your mom's oily mouth feels good,"

Now that's funny.
2 years ago
I would never go to a Popeyes because I'd be afraid the black people would "do stuff" to my chicken before serving it to me.
2 years ago
You know you laughed julio.
2 years ago
Lol "oily."
2 years ago
That's a nice quality camera
2 years ago
Haha you little fucking bitch mako . All mad cause i stfued you earlier
2 years ago
What's up los !!! Cheers bitch !!
2 years ago
She wants my attention as usual , whenever i comment she somehow mysteriously logs on
2 years ago
stop talking
2 years ago
Two words... Beaner Block
2 years ago
Sounds military...Operation: Beaner Block
2 years ago
I'm pretty sure Toolwife skidding into your car with her wheelchair would have caused more impact than that.
2 years ago
The train wreck of an excuse of you attempting to pick up women would have caused more of an impact than that.
2 years ago
Beer thief
2 years ago
I don't have to try prez - they pick me up.
2 years ago
*from the dock because I don't have a car and need a bath like my life depends on it
2 years ago
Fucking Jones......
2 years ago
... beer thief
2 years ago
recover password
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