points: -16

Yay, I clapping!

Sting claps like a downs syndrome kid with epilepsy. Come to think of it, his last few albums sound like they were written by a kid with downs syndrome

fail

by Macheesemo

submitted June 22nd 2016

281 comments
what do you think? let everyone know!
Yay, I clapping!
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comments (281)
He hasn't done anything worthwhile since Dream of the blue turtles...
2 years ago
Reported to yak for alting.
2 years ago
But.....but he says he never alts, and alting is for faggots
2 years ago
S'aiight. Drone strike is eminant
2 years ago
sure thing
2 years ago
*eminent
2 years ago
em·i·nent
ˈemənənt/
adjective
(of a person) famous and respected within a particular sphere or profession.
"one of the world's most eminent statisticians"
2 years ago
Ohhh, too slow.

Keep licking my balls, faggot.

Slurp, slurp, slurp
2 years ago
The word you are looking for is probably imminent. Good thing I'm here to help you morons with your spelling and comprehension. God, a 3rd grader could do better than some of you.
2 years ago
Meh. You have one tr-esque use around here. Good for you.
2 years ago
Just keep making yourself look like an idiot, Sprinkles/Macheesemo/losloboss/Wrath_Of_Chaka_Khan.
2 years ago
Where are you getting all this? You have proof?
2 years ago
*crickets*

Yep. None.
2 years ago
Poor little fella. He just doesn't get it.
2 years ago
Meh, those alts are banned anyway.
2 years ago
Gawrsh, mako. Tell us s'more!
2 years ago
Like, tell us about the proof you have of those being my alts, I mean, apart from seagull's woman's intuition.
2 years ago
Lol so butthurt. Cue the "Mmmmhmmmm" and "Go on" type comments.
2 years ago
Yep.

* Macheesemo waits for some proof *


2 years ago
So desperate for my attention that it's sad. He just can't stop replying to me.
2 years ago
* Macheesemo sighs *



Good thing I didn't hold my breath waiting for that proof
2 years ago
And when you can prove those alts that downvotes your subs belong to one person, let me know.
2 years ago
I'll let yak sort them out.
2 years ago
Yeah, I'm sure he'll get right on that.
2 years ago
He'll get on that like you get on my nutsack

Slurp, slurp, slurp!

BLADAAAAW!
2 years ago
Yak just LOVES hearing about Mucho bullshit.
2 years ago
Almost as much as he hates alts...
2 years ago
You just go ahead an keep repeating yourself. Like I said before, you just don't get Mucho.
2 years ago
If i had a shooter, i would have topped myself around two hours ago.
2 years ago
Still no weed, k?

2 years ago
lololo
2 years ago
* Macheesemo packs another bowl and heats up his vaporizer. *
2 years ago
The THC helps to soothe his butthurt.
2 years ago
I never knew you could inhale via the rectum, mako. Is that how you do it?
2 years ago
How do you clean your bong afterwards?

* Macheesemo is grossed out *
2 years ago
Well, lots of people use marijuana for pain, so I figured that's what you use it for.
2 years ago
No i don't have any weed, but i don't think any amount of weed would ease the pain of having to read such absolute drivel all fucking day.
2 years ago
Welp, looks like that's a runoff.
2 years ago
That's how i roll. Anyway speaking of the Irish it's time to go do a bet on the match. COYBIG
2 years ago
Don't fuckin spend your last 50 euros on that, dude. Just go buy some weed and be done with it.
2 years ago
I'm getting weed on the book in the morning, so i might as well go have a bet.
2 years ago
Okay, don't forget to take it off the book and put it in your pocket.
2 years ago
Haha. I'll be back in a while.
2 years ago
why don't you cut the weed and get a job
2 years ago
Selling weed is my job.
2 years ago
a real job, also get telly on, Ireland are going out
2 years ago
I have it on and all. They needs fucking result tonight or they are going home. Also who are you to be telling people to get a job, your a fucking dole head as well, hypocritical cunt.
2 years ago
esa and hopefully college soon.
missed all the second half fun of Portugal v Hungry, good job I have rewind live tv so I could watch goals, best match of the tournament so far
2 years ago
3-3 thriller, i had over 2.5 goals in that game and Austria to win. Austria should have won, they dominated it.
2 years ago
Wow Hendrick almost scored for Ireland, a whisker wide.
2 years ago
good shot, hit the woodwork twice against sweden
2 years ago
Why did Buffon not start in goal for Italy?
2 years ago
Fucking hell, Ireland should have had 2 clear penalties. That ref is either biased or blind.
2 years ago
7 mins left, reckon you are going out
2 years ago
lol 1-0
2 years ago
you missed an epic chance before that tho
2 years ago
Hahah. Come on Ireland. Brady ya fucking legend.
2 years ago
This is why Mucho needs a chat room again.
2 years ago
Yeah he took way too long on the ball. Squeaky bum time for the next few minutes.
2 years ago
you will be playing France in the last 16
2 years ago
@ Mako yea i was wondering what happen to that when i came back to the site. It seems like everything is changing. Even members not being here anymore.
2 years ago
We can't have nice things anymore. I think the site's for sale anyway. Then again, everything is for sale, really.
2 years ago
Tantric clapping
2 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random joke *
How do you stop a dog from humping your leg?
Pick it up and suck its dick.
2 years ago
LOOK AT YOU, FAT BOY!! EAT A BIG NIGGER DICK...AND GO TO FUCKIN' BED, MAN!!

http://muchosucko.com/121984/You-have-no-one-to-blame-but-yourselves
2 years ago
lol@this cat not being "Sprimkl.es" lol
2 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random joke *
How do you stop a dog from humping your leg?
Pick it up and suck its dick.
2 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
What do you get when you cut a babies face up with a razorblade?
An erection.
2 years ago
you've got some shitty ass hand writing, faggot.
2 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
What do you get when you dislocate a dead baby's jaw?
Deep Throat.
2 years ago
Cut him some slack.... he just sprinkled it on there.....
2 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random leper joke *
What did the leper say to the prostitute?
Keep the tip.
2 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
What do you get when you cut a babies face up with a razorblade?
An erection.
2 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random joke *
Whats the difference between sand and menstrual blood?
You can't gargle sand.
2 years ago
in about 3 minutes I'm gonna have all this memorized
2 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random joke *
How do you stop a dog from humping your leg?
Pick it up and suck its dick.
2 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random blonde joke *
How do you drown a blonde?
Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool
2 years ago
Love that Punky imitation
2 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random joke *
Whats the difference between sand and menstrual blood?
You can't gargle sand.
2 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random joke *
Whats the difference between sand and menstrual blood?
You can't gargle sand.
2 years ago
this is Barret or jrob. this isn't SPRINKS. SORRY....BUT THIS IS MY GUT FEELING.
2 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
What do you get when you dislocate a dead baby's jaw?
Deep Throat.
2 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?
Fucked.
2 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
What do you get when you cut a babies face up with a razorblade?
An erection.
2 years ago
are you gonna dox me?
2 years ago
Ha!
2 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
Whats the difference between a dead baby and a golden delicious apple?
You don't cum all over an apple before you eat it.
2 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random joke *
How do you stop a dog from humping your leg?
Pick it up and suck its dick.
2 years ago
kjirk must feel like he's stuck in the dumbest video game ever

"meltdown nuke 2000"
2 years ago
JROB ALT, HEARD.
2 years ago
my mouth hurts from laughing so much
2 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random leper joke *
What did the leper say to the prostitute?
Keep the tip.
2 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random joke *
How do you stop a dog from humping your leg?
Pick it up and suck its dick.
2 years ago
Look at yourself in that picture sprinks, look at the young whipper snapper you were when you found out about mucho, and all your new friens. And now it's turned you into a bitter, twisted monster. But hey that's the way she goes.
2 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random joke *
How do you stop a dog from humping your leg?
Pick it up and suck its dick.
2 years ago
Well when this is all done you won't wanna be the first person to piss kjirk off when he comments
2 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
What do you get when you cut a babies face up with a razorblade?
An erection.
2 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random blonde joke *
How do you drown a blonde?
Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool
2 years ago
he has no one to blame but himself.

refuse the trial, burn forever.... or something.
2 years ago
maybe it's just cuz he always was a flaming faggot
2 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random joke *
Whats the difference between sand and menstrual blood?
You can't gargle sand.
2 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
Whats the difference between a dead baby and a golden delicious apple?
You don't cum all over an apple before you eat it.
2 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random joke *
Whats the difference between sand and menstrual blood?
You can't gargle sand.
2 years ago
scratches at his little booboo for hours... calls it a quick pull. flawless.
2 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random leper joke *
What did the leper say to the prostitute?
Keep the tip.
2 years ago
who, Zeke?
2 years ago
hERE'S ANOTHER ONE!!!!
2 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
What do you get when you cut a babies face up with a razorblade?
An erection.
2 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random leper joke *
What did the leper say to the prostitute?
Keep the tip.
2 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
What do you get when you dislocate a dead baby's jaw?
Deep Throat.
2 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random joke *
Whats the difference between sand and menstrual blood?
You can't gargle sand.
2 years ago
DUDE...SHOVE YOUR COPY-PASTA UP YOUR ASSHOLE, FAGGOT!!!!!!
2 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random joke *
How do you stop a dog from humping your leg?
Pick it up and suck its dick.
2 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random leper joke *
What did the leper say to the prostitute?
Keep the tip.
2 years ago
* possum glares at punky *
2 years ago
* whunu glares at poss for glaring at Punky when he's the one who released him *
2 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
Whats the difference between a dead baby and a golden delicious apple?
You don't cum all over an apple before you eat it.
2 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?
Fucked.
2 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random blonde joke *
How do you drown a blonde?
Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool
2 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random blonde joke *
How do you drown a blonde?
Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool
2 years ago
you must feel so powerless right now
2 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random joke *
How do you stop a dog from humping your leg?
Pick it up and suck its dick.
2 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
What do you get when you dislocate a dead baby's jaw?
Deep Throat.
2 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random blonde joke *
How do you drown a blonde?
Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool
2 years ago
no. you ARE everyone's fun.

all of mucho is standing here, mouths agape, wondering how so much faggotry fits into one tiny man.
2 years ago
you guys are trippin' me out 8(
2 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random blonde joke *
How do you drown a blonde?
Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool
2 years ago
This is like if you shouted abuse at a house full of people, but then when you got to the door to leave, you realized you were snowed in.
2 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random joke *
There was a little girl and her mother walking through the park one day and they saw two teenagers having sex on a bench.

The little girl says, "Mummy, what are they doing?" The mother hesitates then quickly replies, "Ummm they are making cakes."

The next day they are at a zoo and the little girl sees two monkeys having sex. Again she asks her mother what they are doing and her mother replies with the same response, "Making cakes."

The next day the girl says to her mother, "Mummy, you and Daddy were making cakes in the lounge last night, eh?" Shocked, the mother asks, "How do you know?"

She says, "Because I licked the icing off the sofa."
2 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random joke *
How do you stop a dog from humping your leg?
Pick it up and suck its dick.
2 years ago
You actually said something funny
2 years ago
it's like cutting your own arm cuz somebody else was a meanie pobeanie to you and then wondering why he isnt bleeding even though you're hurting so much
2 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
What do you get when you cut a babies face up with a razorblade?
An erection.
2 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
What do you get when you dislocate a dead baby's jaw?
Deep Throat.
2 years ago
you might actually be the lowest kind of low this site has ever seen.

you're lower than puma right now, and that guy subbed actual cp.

think about that before continuing your psychotic rampage.
2 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?
Fucked.
2 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
What do you get when you cut a babies face up with a razorblade?
An erection.
2 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random joke *
Whats the difference between sand and menstrual blood?
You can't gargle sand.
2 years ago
no you have a wife and family that apparently mean less to you than making yourself look retarded online does...
2 years ago
Nah, he's broken in a way you can't fix.
2 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random joke *
There was a little girl and her mother walking through the park one day and they saw two teenagers having sex on a bench.

The little girl says, "Mummy, what are they doing?" The mother hesitates then quickly replies, "Ummm they are making cakes."

The next day they are at a zoo and the little girl sees two monkeys having sex. Again she asks her mother what they are doing and her mother replies with the same response, "Making cakes."

The next day the girl says to her mother, "Mummy, you and Daddy were making cakes in the lounge last night, eh?" Shocked, the mother asks, "How do you know?"

She says, "Because I licked the icing off the sofa."
2 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
What do you get when you cut a babies face up with a razorblade?
An erection.
2 years ago
"no, i cant come to bed, i have to copypaste something 8 million times to prove no point to no one about nothing"
2 years ago
i just knew you would let it fizzle out half-assedly.... even in failing you fail.
2 years ago
I'm fucking burnt out after all that shit. Laters.
2 years ago
See ya
2 years ago
I'm going Ta wallyworld to grab some chicken breasts to bake and bar-b-q
2 years ago
Is sprinks pissed off or something?
2 years ago
squat with tha kill question.
2 years ago
he's fine. in fact, he's stunning and brave.
2 years ago
and i dont think any other transgender person lasted 3 years on here before.
2 years ago
IT'S NOT SPRINKS, GOD DAMN IT!!!!!!!!!
2 years ago
No shit, I never knew he was trans. He does kinda look feminine though, especially around the eyes.
2 years ago
but it explains so much dont it?
2 years ago
It does.
2 years ago
@SHARK

DID YOU SAY "TRANS"(AM) 8P

http://muchosucko.com/117847/I-WANT-IT-ALL
2 years ago
Another Punky vid I forgot to downvote.
* Mako takes care of that. *
2 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cZFOA2ZoM7I
2 years ago
fuck you, nigger.
2 years ago
you'll see...ONE DAY. 8)
2 years ago
That video was the perfect response to your comment and you know it.
2 years ago
actually...you won't. you'll be in a rectangular box like the rest of us.
2 years ago
Nah, I've asked to be cremated and have my ashes scattered in Half Moon Bay.
2 years ago
kinky
2 years ago
Which half, though?
2 years ago
* Mako 's final resting place https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fhnnzSfpzGI *
2 years ago
* PunkyBruiser snorts Shark's ashes *
2 years ago
at least we ran that Macheesemo faggot off? YAY!!!!
2 years ago
I should have my ashes shaken out in the Watergate hotel pool.
2 years ago
you would, you Benedict Arnold.
2 years ago
This place has a better beach. First time I went to Mexico I stayed here. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A2eJ4EsDgZE
2 years ago
nice mucho kill, shark. also...NO PROOF. 8P
2 years ago
SOOOO....EAT ME RAW...NIGGER.
2 years ago
WOW.
2 years ago
YOU JUST GOT PUNKY'ED THA FUCK UP...BITCH!!!
2 years ago
Meh, I could tell you who all the staff are. The bartender's name in the video is Miguel. It's been remodeled since I was there, too.
2 years ago
Even someone with meager means such as yourself could probably afford a vacation there, Punky.
2 years ago
please...keep sharing your invisible vacation with us, dude.
2 years ago
Sorry, the beach is clothing optional, so I couldn't take that any pics.
2 years ago
*many
2 years ago
your vid needs more dicks and tits, dude.
2 years ago
I'm sure the places you vacation at are just as nice.
2 years ago
you have NO GLUE, sir. 8)
2 years ago
Yeah, I probably do, somewhere.
2 years ago
You just went full MetalGear.
2 years ago
agreed.
2 years ago
i blame Steel Reserve 211 (High Gravity). 8(
2 years ago
Besides, all-inclusive isn't that expensive. Save up 3 grand and that'll cover everything, even your airfare both ways, and a car for two weeks.
2 years ago
* PunkyBruiser gets tha fuck outta here *
2 years ago
Excellent, it worked.
2 years ago
fuck your life, dude.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tLN90w2er1k
2 years ago
I love ya, man. 8)
2 years ago
BYE.
2 years ago
And I didn't tell you that you could leave.
2 years ago
PS.




"could you do me a kindness" and link something musical that you listen too. that would really make me respect you, sir. I'LL BE WAITING, SHARK. .
2 years ago
Dude, that is the oldest trick in the book...
2 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ds7OfXXi-c
2 years ago
But, since you asked nicely https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PerQYNmHyvo
2 years ago
wow - not to break in on your convo guys - but i just opened up MS about 5 minutes ago, and have been reading up on the meltdown - what a weird person

i mean, there's taking MS too seriously...and then there's THIS

2 years ago
is this why H6 died?
2 years ago
Yeah, Hurricane Macheesemo-Sprinkles came through here. About a category 5 on the complete meltdown meter.
2 years ago
In 12 years here, I've never seen a shitstorm like that.
2 years ago
when did it start, and what set it off?
2 years ago
thnks for the shitfuck btw
2 years ago
I didn't read his farewell speech, but it sounded like he's leaving Mucho for good (bullshit) and then he went on the spamfest, asking Kirk to ban him over an over again. He dropped a few hundred comments, easily. Thing is that it was the same thing over and over again .
2 years ago
I was clearly building up inside him for a while.....
2 years ago
Long story short, he used Seagull's and Kirk's real names on the same comment, and threatened to post Kirk's Linkedin profile.
2 years ago
"GET OUTTA HERE YA GOD DAMN JACK-ASS"!!!!!!!!
2 years ago
ya i read all his comments - they're still there if you click on his profile


...yak might want to fix that...
2 years ago
"Don't slam the fuckin' door, Tony. NO MORE!"
2 years ago
holy shit(REFRESH)...what's up poss. sorry, dude...my inner-web sucks right now.
2 years ago
* possum wanders off to drink beer - might check back in in a bit *
2 years ago
don't do it, broseph!!! YOU MIGHT NOT COME BACK!!!!
2 years ago
RIP POSSUM 8(
2 years ago
Now I remember why I don't drink anymore.
2 years ago
silly punky

i always come back
2 years ago
I switched to canned-air. FUCK BEER. 8P
2 years ago
I'M SERIOUS.
2 years ago
The most upsetting thing about the melt down is I was in the middle of setting up my new lab and totally had to stop so I wouldn't miss any thing epic.... now I'm a day behind damn it......
2 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random leper joke *
What did the leper say to the prostitute?
Keep the tip.
2 years ago
dude.....
2 years ago
what?
2 years ago
Exactly.
2 years ago
fuck you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRg7zbRrWIA
2 years ago
sigh
2 years ago
fyi - i just sent an email to him, asking if he was okay....
2 years ago
thanks, dude. I'm fine and AIDS FREE. 8P


http://muchosucko.com/111267/Survivalism
2 years ago
* possum waits for 99 pizzas sent from New Brunswick now *
2 years ago
Shut up about the AIDS you fucking moron.
2 years ago
okay sorry
2 years ago
Not you fuckface.
2 years ago
*candyass
2 years ago
why are you venting on me, JT?
2 years ago
damn...I got dead baby joked..and I can't even remember my comment. hahaha!!!!!!
2 years ago
I FUCKIN' HATE BEER.
2 years ago
language is a virus
2 years ago
so is music. 8P
2 years ago
nope it is the antidote
2 years ago
The antidote to what?

The poison you just drank.... Dr. Jones..... hahahah aabbwbbwbwhahahahahhahahha
2 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kxHOCk7Fx2U
2 years ago
And now for a totally non related video.....

SPOOOOOOONNNNNNNN!!!!!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9VDvgL58h_Y
2 years ago
Anger is a gift.
2 years ago
2 years ago
typical shark stuff. I worry about you, man.
2 years ago
I'm still waiting on what gets you ears off, shark.
2 years ago
PLEASE SHARE YOUR MUSICAL TASTE WITH THE COMMUNITY, DUDE.
2 years ago
*your
2 years ago
= It's a Beautify Day.... White Bird or Girl With No Eyes
2 years ago
you're not Mako! EAT ME
2 years ago
I was providing answers on his behalf....
2 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Cin0QzuEss
2 years ago
stuff your circuits up your ass, broseph.
2 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7ixKWmYux8
2 years ago
GET A FUCKIN' CLUE
2 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXtlwWVM6hI
2 years ago
Mrs Peacock, in the kitchen, with the revolver?
2 years ago
stop talkin' smack, nigger.
2 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7U7ptj72vkw
2 years ago
Did I miss something..
* loslobos doesn't care about Sprinkles meltdown *
2 years ago
Why even dead baby joke when you can just go to macheesemo's profile and read shitbirds real name
2 years ago
Thanks for pointing this out possum
2 years ago
but listen oh ye muchoers. in not too many moons a noob will come, dumb his name will be and most likely penis-related, inane his subs and dumb his comment will be, refusing the natural order he will and thoroughly fail to acknowledge his rung on the later. soon after he will start talking like he has been among you for years and as if he belonged among you. when this inevitably fails he will grow bitter and resentful and will start lashing out at every single one of you. and that's when you will know that not even a ban can keep sprinkles from being sprinkles. see the wheel, and know that it must keep turning....
2 years ago
Bust a deal.... face the wheel.....
2 years ago
BUST THE DEAL AN FACE THE WHEEL!
2 years ago
Gulag.... gulag..... gulag..... gulag..... gulag.....................
2 years ago
"Eets Cap'n Walka, oy reckon!"
2 years ago
Tina Turner is gonna be pissed......
2 years ago
we should totally have a Mucho version of the wheel.....
2 years ago
I remember Tina Turner saying that she loved living in France, because people would walk past her instead of bugging her for autographs and pics. They know who she is, they just don't give a shit.
2 years ago
And here I go talking about chicks from the 80's again. I gotta stop doing that.
2 years ago
chicks from the 80's rock
2 years ago
and you know it....
2 years ago
Yeah mako meant to say dudes
2 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AUnKq0t2iGU
2 years ago
*the clappening
2 years ago
it's sad Gordon went to complete shit. He's a talented fellow.
2 years ago
recover password
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