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Dick head

Woman's head looks like its coming out of a foreskin.

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by Squidley

submitted June 20th 2016

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HMBD, ya drunk faggot.
2 years ago
dude
2 years ago
Don't act surprised...
2 years ago
freak
2 years ago
*y
2 years ago
**getting freaky with it
2 years ago
no, just freak
2 years ago
Good evening. What's been going on here all day?
2 years ago
good question
2 years ago
Well, let's just say it's been an interesting travel day....inclusive of a rental car break down.
2 years ago
Should have went with Avis
2 years ago
* possum cues up that old steve martin/john candy pillow scene now *
2 years ago
It was Avis, you fuck!
2 years ago
Whunu's lost more of his mind, cryax didn't go to Vegas, a young British kid tried to kill Donald Trump (unfortunately he was unsuccessful) I may need surgery for sciatica, Claude moved to Zanzibar and began taking opium rectally, and poss still hates me but I still reply to his comments cause he's okay in my book.
2 years ago
I knew I can count on my Erie negroes to help me out.
2 years ago
You should have used your Avis Wizard code then....
2 years ago
My wizard is in your asshole.
2 years ago
+2 charisma
2 years ago
wait what? i dont hate you shark

hug?
2 years ago
I'm actually kinda in between Erie and Ontario. One house is in Erie county, the other's in Niagara county.
2 years ago
I just figured you did based on the apparent email you sent to Macheesemo, poss.
2 years ago
wait what?
2 years ago
At least possum doesn't accuse you of crude fake emails which are borderline felonies, shark... 😧
2 years ago
Oh boy, I just opened a can of worms.
2 years ago
In his defense though, I think he was very loaded during sa D accusation.
2 years ago
*said
2 years ago
yup and sorry
2 years ago
I hate when trolls do that kinda shit.
2 years ago
Bangalore, not Zanzibar. -The Rectal Opium part is accurate, though
2 years ago
He was in need of some hatred.
2 years ago
lol cat
2 years ago
Bangalore is a dump.
2 years ago
Water under the bridge, though. I don't really hate anyone here...though I do often wonder how some Muchoers have lived this long.
2 years ago
Kirk, how about doing something about these alts. I thought there were rules...and consequences
2 years ago
which alts?
2 years ago
Ya, it's pretty tough to hate the foul marsupial.
2 years ago
Cat, I can suggest, but ultimately it's yak.
2 years ago
Here. I have a better idea. I'm going to make the same request to my RealLove doll. That way something might get done.
2 years ago
I still can't believe I've been here for twelve years. Another Mucho birthday in August. Man, time flies.
2 years ago
2004 was a very bad year
2 years ago
I just looked at the RealDoll website. They charge almost ten grand for those things.
2 years ago
Mako. They don't talk. They don't talk, man
2 years ago
Shhhh. Don't fuck that up, cat.
2 years ago
That's the plus side of having one, I guess.
2 years ago
one thing i still have going for me:

* possum knows when to quit *



* possum glares at punky and zeke *
2 years ago
quit what
2 years ago
I wish I could see the first thing I ever posted. It probably wasn't that good :-/
2 years ago
mine was lp covers
2 years ago
Quite a few of my posts got lost in that server crash. Shit, I remember when yak and deja were staying in Ireland.
2 years ago
its so hot in my house..the fan feels like a hair dryer
2 years ago
I feel for ya, Billy. We still haven't had any rain here. Been almost a month. This afternoon storm clouds rolled through and didn't produce a single drop.
2 years ago
amazing how quiet MS is when spasticbruiser's not yippin around
2 years ago
Yep.... but I'm that good.....

http://muchosucko.com/10602/disco-motorbike-guy
2 years ago
first comment i ever made

HerbyVerstinks
Savage gooks

http://muchosucko.com/45288/CROTCH-BLOWN-OFF
2 years ago
Wow...only goes back to '06
2 years ago
Hey billy.... i need more private videos!!!!!
2 years ago
i have yet to crack that bitch open
give me time NG...im a pretend busy guy
2 years ago
You could do make them about anything and id watch 'em like a walking dead marathon....
2 years ago
hahahah

my first (out of so many) subs

http://muchosucko.com/53138/In-a-perfect-world
2 years ago
that pesky possum fucker
2 years ago
That just made me think of either a story I heard or a vid I saw of a guy that picked up a possum, and it bit his nipple. And no, I'm not thinking of Winona's Big Brown Beaver, as awesome a song as it is.
2 years ago
just a bit more about "hating" shark and other decent users - for a while i was pretty stupidly protective of MS((in a lot of weird ways) - i "hated" Mako and Steve and Punks and a bunch of other folks because, basically - i was a selfish delusional dumbfuck

i just like the place, these days (even though it gets pretty slow some nights) - i have no axes to grind, and i dont hate nobody

(cept Mr Brady...that pit-sniffing bastard)
2 years ago
It's all good, Poss. I'm not mad at ya.
2 years ago
Well that's a bald face lie...you love mr Brady and miss him severely
2 years ago
i actually asked yak to kill him at some point :(
2 years ago
.. it was a bad night
2 years ago
lol at sprinks trying to stir shit up though
2 years ago
He's pretty good at that.
2 years ago
he's not good at anyrhing
2 years ago
Lol
2 years ago
Fuck you possum. There is at least one other person here you tried to persuade to start ignoring mako.

Christ. He even coped to it in the other thread.
2 years ago
You're the biggest two faced cunt on this site.
2 years ago
Hmmm. Probably why you fit in so nicely.

* Macheesemo whattayagonnadoaboutit's *
2 years ago
here's a simple explanation, it's the same one as always, the one you never like, the one that brings oput the simple truth you can't accept:

you. don't. get. this. place.
2 years ago
You too eh? Well, that makes three now.

Yeah, I do get this place. And the more time I spend here the more I realize that you and those like you deserve each other. You all share the same lack of character.
2 years ago
your face lacks character
2 years ago
Wow. People here crack me up. Keep up the good work, everybody!
2 years ago
Thanks, buddy.
2 years ago
You're a good man, mako. No matter what anyone else says.
2 years ago
πŸ‘πŸ»
2 years ago
nobody. says. anything.

thats the point. go take your drama creating idiot mind and go away.
2 years ago
And you're as two faced as possum is, Macheesemo-Sprinkles, but like I said, keep up the good work! Shit, with entertainment like this, I don't need Netflix or AMC
2 years ago
Hey guys
2 years ago
Intrigue...humor...drama...Mucho has it all!
2 years ago
nobody needs AMC.
2 years ago
Hi LL
2 years ago
What's up
2 years ago
No, the theaters, not the channel, Bird. I love their power reclining seats.
2 years ago
As long as everyone has fun, then that's all that matters.
2 years ago
* Macheesemo yipeeees! *

2 years ago
I can't wait to see The Shallows.
2 years ago
somehow putting "power" in front makes anything sound kinda gay.

"power tool"

"power user"

"power reclining seat"

"power gay"
2 years ago
Hey, I didn't come up with the term. But it's used quite extenstively...i.e. in used car ads: power seats, power locks, power folding 3rd row seat, etc...
2 years ago
"The Shallows"

Or, the life and times of muchosucko.


2 years ago
I can't blame that shark. I'd like to eat Blake Lively, too.
2 years ago
Dick first probably.


Bladaaaw!
2 years ago
Umm, Blake Lively was a woman, last time I checked.
2 years ago
A woman named Blake? What a time to be alive!
2 years ago
Wow...
2 years ago
I know, right? Fucking amazing.
2 years ago
And whoosh.
2 years ago
Totally.


* Macheesemo snickers *
2 years ago
Yup, right over Sprinkles head.
2 years ago
Sprinkles? Where?
2 years ago
Are you hallunicating again, sheldon?
2 years ago
Lol I love it when this noob tries to troll. Like I said, this place is enough entertainment for me.
2 years ago
So quit yer bitching and enjoy the ride, shit-dick.
2 years ago
* Macheesemo jingles his keys at mako *


Pretty slick, right?
2 years ago
Go on...
2 years ago
Oh wow. The vet stealing the noob's material.

I dunno if I should feel honored or disgusted at this...

* Macheesemo moves along now *
2 years ago
Yeah, that's a good idea. You should probably quit while you're still an idiot.
2 years ago
"Material" lmao
2 years ago
When is "Go on.." anyone's material :/
It's a common phrase last time I checked
2 years ago
Hi lobes.

* Macheesemo waves flaccid penis *
2 years ago
Watched this thread like a hawk for attention
I'm not talking to you
2 years ago
Mmmmhmmm...
2 years ago
* Macheesemo puts flaccid penis back in his pants *


No penis for you!
2 years ago
@ sprinks:

i have hated almost everyone here at some point - even Fugs

things change over time

sorry you dont like me now - it might change someday though

* possum hugs sprinks real tight *


2 years ago
no homo
2 years ago
Minnow says:

and poss still hates me but I still reply to his comments cause he's okay in my book.

And minnow said:

Mako
Yep, Poss does like to talk about me, almost as much as he likes little kids.
4 minutes agoreport spam | like | stfu
2 years ago
HYPOCRITE fucker!
2 years ago
Reply fail, motherfucker
2 years ago
still a CCC though
2 years ago
I don't really see how that's hypocritical, seeing as poss doesn't like to talk about me, and he doesn't like little kids. Also, he admitted that he doesn't hate me last night, so we're all good. Maybe worry about your own comments instead of fucking up and taking everything people say out of context.
2 years ago
You CAN'T take that out of context. Your statement is as plain as day!
But you always back peddle and like to talk in circles to try to wiggle your way out of shit.

Lets face it, if you didn't mean it the way you say you don't. Then there was no need to even throw in the kid part.

Can you say *asperger syndrome* ? Because that's what you must have.
2 years ago
And El perro:

Not a reply fail. I placed the comment where I wanted it, starting a new thread.
2 years ago
TL; DR. As usual, whunu looks like an idiot because he can't understand basic comprehension. Move along, nothing to see here. Just a fat loser that eats at McDonald's for every meal.
2 years ago
And AS usual, whenever backed into a corner or when defeated or bested, go to your standby of TLDR
2 years ago
That's because most of your comments are just rambling and delusional bullshit. Most people here don't read them.
2 years ago
Jesus fucking Christ..
2 years ago
You don't have to use my full name, jebus is fine
2 years ago
cringe
2 years ago
*everytime I see El perro's snatch
2 years ago
double cringe
2 years ago
your comments are sooo bad and lazy, they make *me* feel the shame you don't have.

it's called "Fremdscham". your wife sure can explain the concept.
2 years ago
Well I take solace in knowing I make you cringe and feel shameful.
2 years ago
triple cringe
2 years ago
* possum cowers *
2 years ago
Maybe next time you can let El perro answer for herself, or do you think of her as a weak female in need of your saving?

Well sh
2 years ago
*shitbird
2 years ago
Why? So you can call me a dumb cunt and say you're gonna rape me?
Don't ever speak for me again!
2 years ago
Today is going to be a great day.
Fuck you whunu.
2 years ago
Well you are a dumb cunt, but show me where I ever said I was going to rape you. That's what cryax does.
2 years ago
Besides I wouldn't touch you with anyone else's dick, not alone mine. It have to be a long dick too considering you're in Sweden.
2 years ago
cringe
2 years ago
Seagulls New found word
2 years ago
Squat, how's that LED setup working out for ya?
2 years ago
@ fries

Yeah, he has. He also has this new thing of saying:

yip yip yip
2 years ago
Just saw this now mako.
I love it. I actually went ahead and got a 600w duel chip one as well. The plants are thriving and Temps are no longer an issue
2 years ago
Hey, congrats! I'll pass the word along.
2 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
What do you get when you dislocate a dead baby's jaw?
Deep Throat.
2 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random blonde joke *
How do you drown a blonde?
Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool
2 years ago
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