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Fireworks in Walmart

They should have the fire extinguisher aisle next to the fireworks aisle.

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by thatdude420

submitted June 19th 2016

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Fireworks in Walmart
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I bet this took a while to upload.
2 years ago
Yes it did.
2 years ago
thatdude420 should upload some of his body parts into an electrical socket
2 years ago
HUR HUR HUR
2 years ago
I hope thatdude and squids get together and whoop your butthurt ass.
2 years ago
yeah between them they might be able to hold a coherent battle
2 years ago
Who does this shit?
2 years ago
A: kids
2 years ago
Who displays fireworks inside a store?
2 years ago
Shit, they're not even legal here. Yet the 4th of July always sounds like Fallujah.
2 years ago
nice avy, claude
2 years ago
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2 years ago
^^^ Here, even the class C stuff has to be self-contained and outside. Most are roadside stands that are just shipping containers.
2 years ago
which one is you?
2 years ago
Yeah, I can drive an hour or two to another county and they're legal. It's like the fuckin pistol permits, every county's law is vastly different.
2 years ago
I think, from VA, the go-to is WV. There's an awesome place in So. Carolina called South of the Border....ever been?
2 years ago
* JamesTKirk lives within a couple miles of American Fireworks Co., and they sell everything minus M-80s. *
2 years ago
Oh yeah! It's near the split of I-95 and the 301. Every employee there, regardless of race, is named "Pedro."
2 years ago
That's it, lol
2 years ago
* Magawd tourist traps the shit out of the cat *
2 years ago
http://www.thesouthoftheborder.com/
2 years ago
* Magawd remembers bmockbusters and M-80s being better than anything *
2 years ago
Thing is, I can see fireworks every Friday and Sunday night in Niagara Falls during the walking tours.
2 years ago
Isnt an M80 1/4 of a stick of dynamite?
2 years ago
Yes.
2 years ago
I'm not much of a fan anymore either, unless it's from a boat.
2 years ago
I think that was the blockbusters, M-80s were a tad smaller but provided many good times
2 years ago
So, what's an M40?
2 years ago
Sky King Fireworks is just a few hours away in Erie, but cops with unmarked cars often patrol near there looking for cars with NY license plates
2 years ago
I have no idea why anyone traversing I95 thinks they're going to haul a big score from SotB, but that place has been there as long as I can remember.
2 years ago
^^I thought American Fireworks blowed up a few yearn back...
2 years ago
Heres the weird thing: if it flies, it's illegal in PA. So, no bottlerockets, which are a $1,000 fine for each rocket. You got 50 rockets? Fine of 50 grand.
2 years ago
yet you can conceal carry
2 years ago
And that's actually a myth that an M-80 contains a quarter stick of dynamite.
2 years ago
I don't know how none of my friends or myself got away with the shit we did with explosives and didn't kill ourselves or someone else.
2 years ago
I had a lot of friends in my neighborhood that got burned in the 80's. Think that was the reason for the ban-wasn't even an age restriction before that. I can see having to be 18 or over, but the ban is barely even enforced.
2 years ago
Bottle rocket fights were a much-anticipated event. We used to spend days building mortar tubes out of vacuum cleaner accessories, pvc, etc
2 years ago
We used to buy these little "poppers" that looked like a piece of paper wrapped around a small stick with some powder in it. When you threw them on the ground, they sounded like a handgun. Lol We used to throw them at each other
2 years ago
We used to have contests with those to see how many you could grind between your hands, lol
2 years ago
It's amazing 70's and 80's kids survived childhood. We were the last generations to ride our bikes without helmets and played unsupervised till the street lights came on.
2 years ago
I would lie to my parents and say I was sleeping over at so and so's house and go camping in the woods off the railroad tracks a couple of miles away, never got caught. Today I would have been GPS tracked down and grounded for life.
2 years ago
I think it's amazing kids today survive childhood.
2 years ago
oops
2 years ago
Only if obesity doesn't cause a heart attack. Too many fat kids.
2 years ago
Social worker intervention.
2 years ago
Cause they're soft!!!
2 years ago
Damn interposting marsupial.
2 years ago
And interpresidenting.
2 years ago
Ha!!!!!
2 years ago
Interpresidenting sounds important. "Richard, care for a round of golf this weekend? Sorry William, I'm interpresidenting at the yacht club."
2 years ago
Like nix does anything important anymore. Be real.
2 years ago
Well, he is dead.
2 years ago
Even for a ghost.
2 years ago
Cat: alive and well, but they do have some wonderful fire department calls there.

http://americanfireworks.com
2 years ago
Well, something went up....maybe in Missouri? dunno
2 years ago
Nah, I think you are thinking the one in Tennessee a while back.
2 years ago
takes too long to load up, is this another 30mb gif

* MetalGear looks at Dug *
2 years ago
Yeah dude, this gif is huge. Inb4 twss.
2 years ago
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