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Surströmming Challenge

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featuredmuchoers gone wild

by NixonsGhost

submitted June 16th 2016

235 comments
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Surströmming Challenge
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maybe............
1 year ago
(Chicken noises)
1 year ago
You better or I'll pay yak to put a "The Welcher" title next to your name
1 year ago
But what title for doing the challege? This is the question...
1 year ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1TphEh0Qgv0
1 year ago
instead of eating them, why don't you do something different
1 year ago
Have you even seen a chicken?
1 year ago
on my plate I have :)
1 year ago
Different..WTF
1 year ago
he's saying "butt stuff"
1 year ago
I repeate... WTF
1 year ago
Well the challenge started without any specific rules. Dug made one hell of an effort, not sure how to determine who wins..
"King of Surströmming" would be suitable
1 year ago
But it's a sure win if you stick your cock into the can before eating it
1 year ago
hey nix, got it sorted, was a simple case of "have you tried turning it off and on again?", upping the first 200gb right now, you should be able to start dl'ing some time this weekend.
1 year ago
"NixonsGhost I fucked a surströmming and all I got was this shitty title"
1 year ago
Wtf has your computer nerdery to do with this fucking thread
1 year ago
butt-stuff yeah, put em up cryax ass and see how long it takes him to get cancer?
wear rubber gloves and travel the streets, hide them in people's pocket and follow them with a camera, see how long it takes them to vomit
1 year ago
This thread confuse me
1 year ago
neighbours house, surströmming in AC, hidden cam in living room, nuff said
1 year ago
I almost wanna smell the stuff now, just to see how bad it really is.
1 year ago
"whunu's crotch and fries' living room" kinda bad
1 year ago
Okay, that's bad.
1 year ago
It smells like fart and smegma
1 year ago
With a touch of old pus filled wounds
1 year ago
Carrots and throw-up...ass... in a dead carcass...even stink would say it stinks.
1 year ago
Fascinating
1 year ago
This whole thread stinks
1 year ago
Your smegma stinks
1 year ago
And your urine is stale
1 year ago
hey seagull actually posted a link that works....
1 year ago
plus you guys are so gay
1 year ago
Los..... what the fuck does this shit go with again? Toast and potatoes?
1 year ago
Sourcream, chives, young potatoes, dill
1 year ago
Some eat it with thin crisp bread, lingonberries, a specific kind of matured cheese and the above stuff. Trick is to get quite savory flag ours to balance the fish
1 year ago
*Flavors
1 year ago
There can be no balance with that shit
1 year ago
I wouldn't know lol
1 year ago
As someone who has already done the challenge..... I nominate Punky as the next contestant in NG's Surstromming challenge.
1 year ago
*pussy brewster
1 year ago
Ok seriously. If you're gonna do this, wear a plastic bag or something over your clothes, the mist will follow you around for days
1 year ago
When you open the can it'll be like someone farted a moist breeze allover you
1 year ago
I could smell rotten fish on me for days. Your farts will even remind you of the stupid shit you ate up until about 4 days later.
1 year ago
so, how was it after you ate the surströmming then?
1 year ago
Probably like your breath after you go down on lobos maybe?
1 year ago
^GOLD
1 year ago
I'm vegetarian, I smell like strawberries and Pepsi-cola
1 year ago
Sorry to ruin your "joke"
1 year ago
S'ok. Squad wet blanket-ism is expected around here. God forbid you guys ever take a joke.
1 year ago
did you mean you were a vegetable
1 year ago
There was no joke to begin with. Be funnier next time
1 year ago
you were the joke to begin with
1 year ago
that makes even less sense
1 year ago
*smell like cherry pepsi
1 year ago
*wild cherry pepsi
1 year ago
gross.
1 year ago
Wild Cherry Pepsi rules. Only pop I'd drink if I still drank pop.
1 year ago
Fries you've been sucking up a little lately.
1 year ago
spine.

get one.
1 year ago
You mean go shitbird and El perro route and LOSE your spine
1 year ago
What say you fries?

Ohhh I love you loslobos
1 year ago
What the hell is wrong with you
1 year ago
You are what the fucks wrong with me.

What a CUNT.
1 year ago
But today's gonna be fucking GOOD
1 year ago
And literally good fucking.

Gettin mine for Father's Day
1 year ago
That's sad on so many levels
1 year ago
silvia will have a miserable 98 seconds
1 year ago
That's with a y
1 year ago
go to hell, dude.
1 year ago
even though HELL DOESN'T EXIST...YOU NEED TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO DIE THERE. 8P
1 year ago
jk, faggot. 8))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
1 year ago
your face is with a y
1 year ago
@El perro

There is NOTHING sad about getting pussy on a regular basis, whenever you want it.
1 year ago
Shitbird you gave me 38 secs more then I need.
1 year ago
I'll use that for a second go around.

8)
1 year ago
..to the fridge
1 year ago
Yep, but not today.

Today it's two thighs from Kentucky Fried Chicken.
1 year ago
And while the wife gets her iced coffee from McDonald's, a sprite, two milks and a hash brown
1 year ago
So healthy.
1 year ago
Fuck you, you shouldn't give two shits about what I eat minnow
1 year ago
Meh, you're the one that said you were trying to cut back on calories and sodium. Doing a fine job!
1 year ago
So if you don't care.....shut the fuck up!
1 year ago
I didn't say whether or not I cared. Just pointing out your hypocrisy.
1 year ago
You pointed it out.

Now shut the fuck up
1 year ago
So angry...must be all that shitty food.
1 year ago
Probably, probably.
1 year ago
Best movie ever.
1 year ago
Well I'm off to stuff my face
1 year ago
After lunch I'll come back to your shitty comments again minnow
1 year ago
I'm having pizza later, woohoo
1 year ago
Hope ya choke! :-)
1 year ago
But of course you'll come back to my comments. You can't resist them.
1 year ago
Sounds good MG, tonight for dinner it's "digiorno pizza" meatball and marinara style.
1 year ago
Lmao what a lardass
1 year ago
meat feast for me, only decent topping for a pizza, none of that sissy stuff like tuna or pineapple
1 year ago
Ya know, I've never met anyone outside of a few Asians that like pineapple on their pizza.
1 year ago
Cumberland sausage, ham, pepperoni, ground beef
1 year ago
I haven't eaten garbage like that in a while. Suppose I'd probably get Buffalo wings on top with just a little cheese. Hard to get good pizza around here, though.
1 year ago
well domino's is the best, can get them from kebab shops and have kebab meat on top of the pizza, but whenever I have had pizza's from places like that they are greasy, yuk
asda do nice made to order ones you do in the oven at home
1 year ago
Sounds like California Pizza Kitchen out west. Fuck that, if I'm going there to pick the pizza up, the least the cheap faggots could do is cook it. Problem is, here they use what's known as "sweet" sauce on pizzas, not the usual heavy res tomato pizza sauce most people are used to.
1 year ago
Kebab meat on a pizza sounds fucking disgusting. There is a Turkish kebab place iv'e been going to for years, the guy gives me a large box of mixed meats. Chicken, shish kebab, Doner and Kofte, i get 3 pitta breads, and then you get the shredded lettuce and onion in a separate container, with chilli and garlic mayo dip. You just make your own kebabs when you get home. Which is usually four in the morning, when you are falling around the kitchen.
1 year ago
God, it's loke the UK went from boiling everything to frying everything. You're more like Americans than you know lol
1 year ago
*like
1 year ago
Mako i don't eat take away very often, once every couple of weeks. I cook at home all the time, and the only thing i fry is an egg. I grill or bake everything else, and the Republic is not part of the U.K, ya fucking prick.
1 year ago
Meh, close enough. You all talk funny.
1 year ago
Idk why you'd grill kebabs at 4 a.m. though. Too much work just to eat when you're faced.
1 year ago
You have smoked yourself retarded.
1 year ago
And you have drunk yourself to the point of fries.
1 year ago
Don't you fucking dare compare me to that twat. I don't drink much at all any more, and i thought you would name the movie that line was from, too much arguing with the special squad, has turned you bitter.
1 year ago
Don't have to be a stoner to know it's from Half Baked.
1 year ago
Although, every stoner would know it's from Half Baked.
1 year ago
True. Did you ever see Dave Chappell on inside the actors studio? He's ashamed as fuck of half baked, he said it's like they made a stoned movie for kids.
1 year ago
That guy seems like he's got Makodragon issues. Probably wasn't ready for all the fame from his show.
1 year ago
Yeah the Chappell show just catapulted him into super stardom.It would be fucked up not being able to walk down the street without people screaming at you, RICK JAMES BITCH!
1 year ago
That would suck. Probably part of the reason he turned down a 50 million dollar contract to keep the show going. Plus after leaving the show, he disappeared to Africa for a while and became a Muslim, so who knows what kinda religious bullshit they filled his head with.
1 year ago
It's a shame he was a brilliant stand up act, and just a top comedian all round. I didn't know he became a Muslim. I hate him now.
1 year ago
He kinda ended up like Eddie Murphy. Lives in rural Ohio on a 50-acre (260,000 m2) farm now. I think he did a Spike Lee movie a couple years ago, but that's been it since like 2006 for him.
1 year ago
I think he still tours doing stand-up comedy. I'd check out a show to see how his new material is.
1 year ago
I read somewhere he tried to do a show a couple of years ago, and the crowd kept heckling him, so he sat on stage and read a book, until his time segment was up.
1 year ago
That might've been when he had trouble in Hartford, Connecticut. I do remember that they heckled the shit out of him. He was doing a few dates at Radio City Music Hall last year, so that's got to be paying the bills for him.
1 year ago
I'm sure he has money stashed away. He was the highest paid tv personality in America at the time, and then he moved to Africa, you could live like a king for a year over there, and it would only cost you a few grand.
1 year ago
no self-respecting king would move to africaca
1 year ago
Yeah, no thanks. I almost interned with the SASC in South Africa in my college days and then I learned the place I'd be staying had no heat during the winter months and only had electricity for about three hours a day.
1 year ago
i think it was a fellow muchoer who talked about how africa was only a better place when whitey ran the show
1 year ago
I watched a programme about the amount of rapes that take place in South Africa since the end of apartheid, they said 1 in every 2 women will be raped at some point in their life.
1 year ago
South Africa's population is still about 9 percent white, which isn't that much different than it was during apartheid. Their government is corrupt as hell, though, and nobody seems to want things to change.
1 year ago
Sounds to me like a good place to holiday. I'm off to pack my balaclava and strangling gloves.
1 year ago
The Western Cape is beautiful, that's where their wine country is. The area along the Breede River is awesome too, still have a couple friends there I keep in touch with. Great place to study Bull Shark populations.
1 year ago
But otherwise, yeah, it's a shithole and young boys are still taught that it's okay to rape women in the smaller villages. They seem to think gang rape is a form of male bonding.
1 year ago
You are spot on Mako. They interviewed three guys that had raped a girl the previous week, and the were giving each other high fives and laughing about that shit. Then they spoke to a serial rapist that had H.I.V, and he was talking about the girls he raped. Fucking Scumbags.
1 year ago
That old third-world tribal mentality still hangs on in some places. Cities like Hermanus (where the SASC is now) are about 25 percent white, but the Western Cape has always been predominantly white. It's relatively safe there, but women are advised not to travel or walk alone. None of the women that I know have ever had a problem.
1 year ago
Interracial gang rape, a mellow Sunday evening topic.
1 year ago
if many on the nogs in the rest of the civilized world were given a chance,they'd rape the shit out of whitey..and yellowy...and brownie
1 year ago
*of
1 year ago
hot as balls here..fuck
1 year ago
I'm sure they would, the percentage of rapes jumped in Ireland when we start letting those fucking asylum seekers the first time, now there is a wave a smelly Syrian rapists on the way. Wonderful.
1 year ago
Luck fucker, i have the flu all weekend. Fucking Irish weather.
1 year ago
^lucky
1 year ago
What always floored me, is that Alaska has the highest incident of rape in the U.S. But if you do a little research into what life is like up there, it kinda lends an understanding.
1 year ago
its fookin 38c here bud..and i dont have a working AC
1 year ago
It's 88 degrees here...think that's like 31 or 32 celsius.
1 year ago
they predict 44c tomorrow
id love to be in alaska right now
1 year ago
Fuck, how do you stand it, Billy?
1 year ago
ill be going to visit my padre later today and he lives down by the ocean..so ill get a break..if only slightly.
Im basically sitting quite still with a fan blowing on me nuts
1 year ago
A fan on the nuts is better than nothing lol...maybe you're just acclimated to it.
1 year ago
38 degrees Celsius, and no working a/c. Oh Billymay you poor bastard. I think it peaked at 28 here a couple weeks ago, and now now it's back to cold, wind and of course lots of rain.
1 year ago
Damn, 28 celsius is warm for the Emerald Isle.
1 year ago
Yeah man it was great we got 3 weeks of sunshine. That's a good Irish summer.
1 year ago
It's hot here, but the humidity is only about 25 percent. I hope it rains tomorrow; we're about 5 inches (12 cm) below normal for the year.
1 year ago
112 tomorrow..112!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i hate this shit with a passion..but not much i can do at the moment..the central done died and im arranging some window ACs..this house is an old piece of shit with 1/8" thick,single pane windows and scarcely no insulation..this situation is WHUNU
1 year ago
You would be better off living in a tent out in the garden.
1 year ago
im moving to potato island with you kurption..we can go raping together
1 year ago
Give me a buzz when you are at the airport, i'll bring the raping utensils.
1 year ago
*wool sweater and a pint of Guinness.
1 year ago
So let's see, we covered whunu's shitty diet, pizza, Dave Chappelle, South Africa, rape, and Ireland. Noice!
1 year ago
and hot weather
1 year ago
Oh yeah, and hot weather.
1 year ago
Ghostbusters 3 is gonna suck.
1 year ago
hahahah
its stillborn
1 year ago
you should be stillborn
1 year ago
i think i watched GB II but i dont remember it at all..i just watched the original and it looks terrible..but still has some charm.
1 year ago
fuck off whunu-please
1 year ago
I guess what's left of the original cast is making cameos in the new movie. They couldn't get everyone to commit to a remake, so it's going to be a reboot.
1 year ago
snort it nix
1 year ago
+1
1 year ago
poss tell barrel boy to check his mail plz
1 year ago
you lutefags seem to have hidden means of communication
1 year ago
im on it!

* possum sends secret lefse signal *
1 year ago
* Mako pictures satellites with Viking horns on them linking up and shit. Fuck, I hate corticosteroids. *
1 year ago
tbh havent heard much from him lately
1 year ago
Thats the can i sent dug....
1 year ago
HA!!!
1 year ago
foff bastard
1 year ago
nix, first bomb is away... check the folder
1 year ago
eee
1 year ago
I kept the empty can...... just as reminder
1 year ago
* NixonsGhost investigates secret messages *
1 year ago
16 hours to decipher message..... holy shit.....
1 year ago
* herunterladen
1 year ago
shhh...
1 year ago
Coming soon... the 'coming soon' attention whore pic for the 'coming soon' attention whore pic for the eventual event. Which was a disappointment if it ever happened.

Don't fucking 'coming soon' me bitch! Just do it. Attention whore.
1 year ago
MD is pissed
1 year ago
haha
1 year ago
@Billy
what else is new?
1 year ago
"just do it, AW "

sounds so much better when it comes from a failed suicidalist
1 year ago
Shut the duck up you lispy faggot
1 year ago
Shut the fuck up too.
1 year ago
Now who's the lispy faggot, ya ducker.
1 year ago
What the duck did you just say to me???
1 year ago
"Hey Koolaid"
"OH YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nBeUGqeYsQg
1 year ago
that's sooo pedo. hahaha
1 year ago
maybe it's not. maybe I AM. 8(
1 year ago
shut up seagull, there are men talking here.

Go make some daisy chains ya pussy whipped faggot
1 year ago
YEAH...FUCK YOU, BIRD!!!!!!!
1 year ago
Another thing, are you sitting down to piss yet or has your 'progress' been halted by LL pissing on the seat?
1 year ago
I'm sure he will get back to you on that
1 year ago
if i still lived with mommy i too would piss on the floor like a monkey and have her clean it up. that is so fucking manly.

and play the tough guy as much as you want, it will never change the fact that you tried to off yourself like a little emo bitch
1 year ago
"boohoo i will never make millions with my original idea for a 'ben and wimpy' cartoon, better kill myself instead of growing the fuck up"
1 year ago
to bad you have 0 humor, faggot.

http://muchosucko.com/125672/Mucho-T1
1 year ago
again...you suck royal ass..FAGGOT. hahaha!!!


http://muchosucko.com/123306/poopshades
1 year ago
PLEASE TELL ME I'M NOT FUNNY, YOU FUCKIN' BITCH!!!!!!!!!


http://muchosucko.com/119811/Happy-Holidays
1 year ago
HOLY SHIT...THIS COULD GO ON 4EEEEVVVER.


http://muchosucko.com/118579/for-a-certain-couple
1 year ago
so much empty space
1 year ago
let me guess, a ton of caps and random links?
1 year ago
That's all right. He didn't learn with the last ban, that's good. That means it'll happen again, just a matter of when.
1 year ago
fuck off, yak!
1 year ago
Quit with the yak stuff already
1 year ago
YOU NIGGERS CAN'T 'FINGER' IT OUT.

WHUNU IS YAK.

JESUS FUCKIN' CHRIST.

BONO'S ACCOUNT HAS BEEN HACKED AS WELL. YOU PEOPLE ARE SOME DUMB NIGGERS...I SWEAR TO GOD.
1 year ago
* PunkyBruiser and Alice waves@jrob2020 *
1 year ago
Ohhhh k.

With line of thinking, why don't we just say......

Maybe Bono is yak, and Whunu is Bono.
1 year ago
Trippy
1 year ago
eat my 9er, dude.
1 year ago
I've got a better plan. Why don't we just stick to Whunu is Whunu.
1 year ago
Hi yak, ban yourself
1 year ago
Please..
1 year ago
NOOO....I'VE GOT AN EVER BETTER PLAN...




ROT IN HELL, FAGGOT.
1 year ago
ok
1 year ago
* PunkyBruiser goes back to watching soft porn *
1 year ago
Not only is living with my mother preferable to the life that you have consigned yourself too... lol... but so is being dead. Bitch.

Do you get that? I'd rather be dead, than be you. HAHAHA
1 year ago
Hi MD, you alright?
1 year ago
You log on and off so fast lately.
1 year ago
You seem to be a little edgy.
1 year ago
Well off to lunch
1 year ago
Blitzkrieg tactics my friend.
1 year ago
Well holler next time you're on.
1 year ago
http://i.imgur.com/i0lNlB4.jpg
1 year ago
Enjoy you lunch dude
1 year ago
Fucking seagull.

Never did a real day's work in his life

Gets fat inheritance from his grand daddy

Lives on his girfriend's earnings

Total accomplishments in his life = 0


Has the gall to talk shit about someone else's life. Boggles the mind.
1 year ago
all I said was that I too would Piss the floor if mommy would clean it up for me. everything after that is projection. mostly of your own unhappiness I guess.
1 year ago
He did NOT deny any of your statements macheesemo
1 year ago
no, cuz i'm not as petty as him.
1 year ago
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