points: -5

For those lazy Fappers out there

NSFW

A masturbator machine.

funny

by whunu

submitted June 2nd 2016

91 comments
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comments (91)
Is this in the sleeper of your truck?
2 years ago
And...you forgot the sign...
2 years ago
*El Camino
2 years ago
"LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!!!!!

I did not come here tonight to make you laugh! I came here to sell you something! And I want ya to pay particular attention, because The Amazing Master Tool Corporation, a subsidiary of Fly By Night Industries, has entrusted who? -- me! -- to show you! -- the handiest and the dandiest kitchen tool you've ever seen, and don't ya wanna know how it works! First you take an ordinary apple! You place the ordinary apple in between the patented pans! Then you reach for the tool that is not a slicer, not a dicer, not a chopper in a hopper! What in the hell can it possibly be?

FAP-O-MATIC!"
2 years ago
is this your next project nix
2 years ago
You wan't to buy one?
2 years ago
no thx :/
but if you can build one that fits onto a scooter, fries might be interested
2 years ago
I'll sell you mine, I have a couple of spares lying around.
A little clean up they're as good as new.

* whunu searches through the cluttered basement *
2 years ago
ugh...

*mg vomits on nixon's shoes
2 years ago
* NixonsGhost rubs whunu's face in MG's puke *
2 years ago
ugh.. bits of carrot stuck to his face
2 years ago
*anal corn
2 years ago
* whunu ponders all the reasons why MG would be throwing up "anal corn" then pukes on Nixon's shoes *
2 years ago
especially since I haven't eaten sweetcorn in ages..
2 years ago
Well if its corn from the anal MG, it ain't sweet!
2 years ago
That just looks painful. Manhands painful.
2 years ago
Yeah, looks like it would chafe a bit.
2 years ago
"That's going to chafe my willy!!!!"
2 years ago
A BLACK Sheriff?!?
Why not? It worked in Blazing Saddles!
2 years ago
"Hey, where are the white women at?"
2 years ago
"Hey! The Sheriff is a ni-" *DING*
2 years ago
"that was lucky... damn near lost a $400 hand cart"
2 years ago
where my bitches at?
2 years ago
shit its my MS day :(
2 years ago
"Sir! Sir, he requested two "niggers?" Well, to tell a family secret, my grandmother was Dutch."
2 years ago
HMBD Poss.
2 years ago
last years MSday was fun fun

:(
2 years ago
I just realized my cake day is next month, then Mucho birthday the month after.
2 years ago
only mucho b days count
2 years ago
HAPPY MIRTH-DAY, POSS!!!! 8)
2 years ago
Punky!!!!! I need you to sub more puke videos!!!!!!!!
2 years ago
nope
2 years ago
LAAAAAAMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEE
2 years ago
GAAAAAYYYYY
2 years ago
I don't ever recall seeing zeke puke, come to think of it. And he can drink for days at a time.
2 years ago
is face puked.
2 years ago
*his
2 years ago
I can remember lmao on tinychat when he tripped over a year's worth of beer cans on his way to the bathroom, but no +1 team zekepuke.
2 years ago
Mucho Christmas Spectacular video is now....... CANCELED!!!!!!!
2 years ago
zeke really is dead. he hasn't answered any of of facebook msgs. that's pretty creepy. he usually responds...ASAP.
2 years ago
People like him don't die. He probably had "a moment of clarity," as addicts are wont to call it.
2 years ago
* PunkyBruiser hurts to think *
2 years ago
Or you spammed the fuck out of his inbox and he said "fuck this guy."
2 years ago
not true. he spammed tha fuck outta my inbox, shark.<fact
2 years ago
1 new message: "You're a faggot."
1 new message: "Nah, you're a good dude, Punky. But really, you're a fuckin' asshole."
1 new message: "And we'll never be royyyaalllssss, it don't run in our blood..."
2 years ago
Imma piss
2 years ago
zeke was a special cookie. he let his emotions get the best of him. he was also SUPER MELODRAMATIC with his musical taste. ^grounds for suicide.
2 years ago
Zeek's symbiotic alien liver won't let him die. He's alive.
2 years ago
I just surprised that he hasn't been permanently locked away in a nuthouse.
2 years ago
here..let me demonstrate a zeke-link fail. 8(

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xGytDsqkQY8

2 years ago
It's like, if..Coldplay puked into a paper bag. 8P
2 years ago
Eh, that's almost too popular of a song for him, even though it's nearly twenty years old.
2 years ago
FUCK 37,345,519 VIEWS!!!!!!
2 years ago
Not bad for a band that hasn't dropped an album since 2001.
2 years ago
i LOOVE THAT SONG!!!!!
2 years ago
you would, faggot.
2 years ago
Yeah, you guys both have a tendency towards shitty music.
2 years ago
* PunkyBruiser scampers *
2 years ago
i even like "California"
2 years ago
One-hit wonders always seem to write songs about California https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_RELjHhD2s
2 years ago
* possum looks up old Leonard Cohen shit now *
2 years ago
Yup, doesn't get much more shitty than that.
2 years ago
still the coolest jew ever

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-0lV5qs1Qw
2 years ago
Nope.
2 years ago
ahem...I'm on my own. I wish you nigger's luck...MUCH LUCK.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IqmdzPuKS6Y
2 years ago
Nobody is going to watch that, Punky.
2 years ago
good luck punky
2 years ago
i did - wasnt bad
2 years ago
It's 24 minutes long. You didn't watch the whole thing. Fuck off back to your Lenny Cohen shit.
2 years ago
too much drummer BS though
2 years ago
i liek how drummers still think they are musicians and stuff
2 years ago
I like how fedex employees still think they are musicians and stuff.
2 years ago
you guys are just dumbfucks hitting stuff with sticks - sugarcoat it all you want but meh
2 years ago
having said that - i really love good drummers - Jimmie Fox from the James Gang ranks right up there for me - Bill Bruford was/is good, that Bozzio dude was/is amazing
2 years ago
wow. I see you people go to church on Sundays. weird.
2 years ago
me?
2 years ago
Must be the coke talking again.
2 years ago
poss...that's a another ball game, dude. I love Bruford, but there is a time and place for him. NOW IS NOT THE TIME.
2 years ago
and you DOWN-VOTED FIRST, NIGGER(poss)!!!!!!
2 years ago
happy mucho day possum you fuck
2 years ago
Fuck you, rodent
Hope you shit your pants
2 years ago
yeah but people shitting their pants is your thing lobo
2 years ago
Happy mucho day possum
2 years ago
Fuck you and your alt, shit-dick
2 years ago
I can't help it, they get scared
2 years ago
Well the combination of your face and war-torn pussy will do that.
2 years ago
nice read.
2 years ago
Punky, why would you stfu a perfectly good El perro pwn, you got a hard-on for today?
2 years ago
*her
2 years ago
recover password
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