points: -5

For those lazy Fappers out there

NSFW

A masturbator machine.

funny

by whunu

submitted June 2nd 2016

91 comments
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comments (91)
Is this in the sleeper of your truck?
1 year ago
And...you forgot the sign...
1 year ago
*El Camino
1 year ago
"LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!!!!!

I did not come here tonight to make you laugh! I came here to sell you something! And I want ya to pay particular attention, because The Amazing Master Tool Corporation, a subsidiary of Fly By Night Industries, has entrusted who? -- me! -- to show you! -- the handiest and the dandiest kitchen tool you've ever seen, and don't ya wanna know how it works! First you take an ordinary apple! You place the ordinary apple in between the patented pans! Then you reach for the tool that is not a slicer, not a dicer, not a chopper in a hopper! What in the hell can it possibly be?

FAP-O-MATIC!"
1 year ago
is this your next project nix
1 year ago
You wan't to buy one?
1 year ago
no thx :/
but if you can build one that fits onto a scooter, fries might be interested
1 year ago
I'll sell you mine, I have a couple of spares lying around.
A little clean up they're as good as new.

* whunu searches through the cluttered basement *
1 year ago
ugh...

*mg vomits on nixon's shoes
1 year ago
* NixonsGhost rubs whunu's face in MG's puke *
1 year ago
ugh.. bits of carrot stuck to his face
1 year ago
*anal corn
1 year ago
* whunu ponders all the reasons why MG would be throwing up "anal corn" then pukes on Nixon's shoes *
1 year ago
especially since I haven't eaten sweetcorn in ages..
1 year ago
Well if its corn from the anal MG, it ain't sweet!
1 year ago
That just looks painful. Manhands painful.
1 year ago
Yeah, looks like it would chafe a bit.
1 year ago
"That's going to chafe my willy!!!!"
1 year ago
A BLACK Sheriff?!?
Why not? It worked in Blazing Saddles!
1 year ago
"Hey, where are the white women at?"
1 year ago
"Hey! The Sheriff is a ni-" *DING*
1 year ago
"that was lucky... damn near lost a $400 hand cart"
1 year ago
where my bitches at?
1 year ago
shit its my MS day :(
1 year ago
"Sir! Sir, he requested two "niggers?" Well, to tell a family secret, my grandmother was Dutch."
1 year ago
HMBD Poss.
1 year ago
last years MSday was fun fun

:(
1 year ago
I just realized my cake day is next month, then Mucho birthday the month after.
1 year ago
only mucho b days count
1 year ago
HAPPY MIRTH-DAY, POSS!!!! 8)
1 year ago
Punky!!!!! I need you to sub more puke videos!!!!!!!!
1 year ago
nope
1 year ago
LAAAAAAMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEE
1 year ago
GAAAAAYYYYY
1 year ago
I don't ever recall seeing zeke puke, come to think of it. And he can drink for days at a time.
1 year ago
is face puked.
1 year ago
*his
1 year ago
I can remember lmao on tinychat when he tripped over a year's worth of beer cans on his way to the bathroom, but no +1 team zekepuke.
1 year ago
Mucho Christmas Spectacular video is now....... CANCELED!!!!!!!
1 year ago
zeke really is dead. he hasn't answered any of of facebook msgs. that's pretty creepy. he usually responds...ASAP.
1 year ago
People like him don't die. He probably had "a moment of clarity," as addicts are wont to call it.
1 year ago
* PunkyBruiser hurts to think *
1 year ago
Or you spammed the fuck out of his inbox and he said "fuck this guy."
1 year ago
not true. he spammed tha fuck outta my inbox, shark.<fact
1 year ago
1 new message: "You're a faggot."
1 new message: "Nah, you're a good dude, Punky. But really, you're a fuckin' asshole."
1 new message: "And we'll never be royyyaalllssss, it don't run in our blood..."
1 year ago
Imma piss
1 year ago
zeke was a special cookie. he let his emotions get the best of him. he was also SUPER MELODRAMATIC with his musical taste. ^grounds for suicide.
1 year ago
Zeek's symbiotic alien liver won't let him die. He's alive.
1 year ago
I just surprised that he hasn't been permanently locked away in a nuthouse.
1 year ago
here..let me demonstrate a zeke-link fail. 8(

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xGytDsqkQY8

1 year ago
It's like, if..Coldplay puked into a paper bag. 8P
1 year ago
Eh, that's almost too popular of a song for him, even though it's nearly twenty years old.
1 year ago
FUCK 37,345,519 VIEWS!!!!!!
1 year ago
Not bad for a band that hasn't dropped an album since 2001.
1 year ago
i LOOVE THAT SONG!!!!!
1 year ago
you would, faggot.
1 year ago
Yeah, you guys both have a tendency towards shitty music.
1 year ago
* PunkyBruiser scampers *
1 year ago
i even like "California"
1 year ago
One-hit wonders always seem to write songs about California https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_RELjHhD2s
1 year ago
* possum looks up old Leonard Cohen shit now *
1 year ago
Yup, doesn't get much more shitty than that.
1 year ago
still the coolest jew ever

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-0lV5qs1Qw
1 year ago
Nope.
1 year ago
ahem...I'm on my own. I wish you nigger's luck...MUCH LUCK.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IqmdzPuKS6Y
1 year ago
Nobody is going to watch that, Punky.
1 year ago
good luck punky
1 year ago
i did - wasnt bad
1 year ago
It's 24 minutes long. You didn't watch the whole thing. Fuck off back to your Lenny Cohen shit.
1 year ago
too much drummer BS though
1 year ago
i liek how drummers still think they are musicians and stuff
1 year ago
I like how fedex employees still think they are musicians and stuff.
1 year ago
you guys are just dumbfucks hitting stuff with sticks - sugarcoat it all you want but meh
1 year ago
having said that - i really love good drummers - Jimmie Fox from the James Gang ranks right up there for me - Bill Bruford was/is good, that Bozzio dude was/is amazing
1 year ago
wow. I see you people go to church on Sundays. weird.
1 year ago
me?
1 year ago
Must be the coke talking again.
1 year ago
poss...that's a another ball game, dude. I love Bruford, but there is a time and place for him. NOW IS NOT THE TIME.
1 year ago
and you DOWN-VOTED FIRST, NIGGER(poss)!!!!!!
1 year ago
happy mucho day possum you fuck
1 year ago
Fuck you, rodent
Hope you shit your pants
1 year ago
yeah but people shitting their pants is your thing lobo
1 year ago
Happy mucho day possum
1 year ago
Fuck you and your alt, shit-dick
1 year ago
I can't help it, they get scared
1 year ago
Well the combination of your face and war-torn pussy will do that.
1 year ago
nice read.
1 year ago
Punky, why would you stfu a perfectly good El perro pwn, you got a hard-on for today?
1 year ago
*her
1 year ago
recover password
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