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you are gay

sexy

by MetalGear

submitted May 29th 2016

295 comments
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comments (295)
are you for real ?
1 year ago
FUCK YOU!!!!
1 year ago
AND FUCK THIS FAGGOT!!!!
1 year ago
no.. fuck you
1 year ago
JESUS CHRIST...METAL!!! ARE YOU REALLY THIS DUDE(girl)? wow!!!
1 year ago
ha.....
err no
I have no idea who this is
1 year ago
He's fries son.
1 year ago
could be
1 year ago
It is. Fries told him, the only way you can be a bigger faggot that your old man on MS, is to literally get on there and stuff markers up your arsehole. But i still think fries is gayer.
1 year ago
No sign?
1 year ago
"PedalRear"


BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
1 year ago
sorry...I'm wasted...that sucked. hahaha
1 year ago
Yeah it did
1 year ago
You know a comment is terrible, when whunu is telling you it's shit.
1 year ago
HEY!! DAMN IT!

I resemble that remark.
1 year ago
he looks fat
1 year ago
FUCK YOUR LIFE, YOU LITTLE BITCH!!!!!!
1 year ago
finally got that yellow off
1 year ago
YOUR DICK IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOO SMALL AND I BET YOU LOVE TO GET FUCKED BY SOME SLOPPY NIGGER DICKS, FAGGOT!!!!
1 year ago
I CAN TELL YOU OWN A BUTT-PUMP!!!


DOH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
1 year ago
time to shut the fuck up and move on
1 year ago
your ass is getting ready to get banned, fat-boy.
1 year ago
seriously Punky take it to another sub
1 year ago
Weird stumpy Trump fingers...
1 year ago
DIE IN HELL, BOY.


umber
here's my cell number. 555-666-911
1 year ago
I called but no one answered
1 year ago
he forgot a sign in this one
1 year ago
Steven_Seagull

those arent even new pics, you're just shooping signs, you lazy faggot.

2 years ago

report spam | like | stfu
1 year ago
I take it this was a user here who is dead now?
1 year ago
we can sure hope he is dead
1 year ago
do you think he looks fat ?
1 year ago
i think he moved to StrayCrayons
1 year ago
omfg
1 year ago
Fries is hoping people will say he's not fat, so he can feel better about himself. The only problem is sexlord is a big fat fucker.
1 year ago
How can a 9 year old account belong to such a fucking noob?

I thought you were an idiot when you posted a 10 yr old daxflame vid, but not knowing about declined really means you don't know mucho at all.
1 year ago
Declined =sexlord

Thanks phone
1 year ago
get a new phone ya loser
1 year ago
my care level is soo low you can't even see it
1 year ago
thats not your care level, thats your i.q.
1 year ago
And that fucking idiot is telling you to get a new phone, he's been using the same piece of shit kindle, since i joined ms.
1 year ago
brits....
1 year ago
..will once again save Europe like they did in 1914/18 and 1939/45
1 year ago
You fucks colonized every country you touched, you invaded there sovereignty
1 year ago
We built an empire but also saved countries when it mattered most
1 year ago
You built an empire like hitler, but on the quite side with world support.

Th UK has always been over takers of other country's, invade and conquer.
1 year ago
Fucking bullies.

Now UK isn't worth shit they're pussys backed up the U.S. of A
1 year ago
Without us you toothless Brits aren't worth a fuck
1 year ago
The only reason you fucks agree with the us is because you know your fucked without us
1 year ago
The UK colonized everything they touched
1 year ago
If you knew anything whunu you'd know that the Spanish empire that preceded the British empire is what provoked British expansion out of necessity.
1 year ago
Where do you think America learned how to dominate?
1 year ago
You know, the reason why a lot of southern American states have spanish names? You think they were named like that because they sound nice?
1 year ago
Shooosh MD, I'm just spouting shit to piss fries off.
1 year ago
You ruined it!
1 year ago
Say sorry MD.....

:)
1 year ago
I'm just saying. If it wasn't for Britain, you'd all be speaking Spanish right now.
1 year ago
Calm down buddie, read up
1 year ago
OK.

Lo siento
1 year ago
Tryin to get that fuck to comment, he hasn't said shit for days hardly
1 year ago
* whunu yells "what the fucks up fries"? *
1 year ago
Oh well
1 year ago
Well fuck it,guess he's butthurt.

Good night to all that deserve it......YOU do makodragon.
1 year ago
later whuu
1 year ago
Awkward
1 year ago
don't forget fries the British East India Company
1 year ago
apart from getting off on being abused by strangers on the internet he actually is a friendly and funny person.
1 year ago
Did you meet up with him for a few beers, and a few markers up the hole?
1 year ago
nah, md, him and me were in tiny together...

i think you were around that night but turned in early or something, mighta been someone else though.
1 year ago
I don't think i would have passed up an opportunity to abuse the fuck out of that filthy cunt.
1 year ago
YAY!!!!!!!
1 year ago
Quiet you.
1 year ago
EAT BY SHIT, YOU EURO TRASH!
1 year ago
*MY
1 year ago
Handicapped personified.
1 year ago
yeah,,kinda...so be it.
1 year ago
* PunkyBruiser is drunk, and is not going to work. *
1 year ago
Well he kept himself under control for a few days, but as of today I am remembering how annoying it was before.
1 year ago
* PunkyBruiser is worried about driving to the beer store. because it's Memorial day weekend. *
1 year ago
Just drive extra fast, the cops will think you are too confident to be a drunk driver.
1 year ago
HA!
1 year ago
Drive right through the stop signs, they'll think you're in a hut prey to get to your relatives.
1 year ago
*hurry
1 year ago
You should have just left it at what i said.
1 year ago
^
1 year ago
Yeah, you're right he's onto you now
1 year ago
nothing worse than getting whunu all up jelly of a good punchline which he then has to run into the ground
1 year ago
I'm a kickass driver...and my record is SUPER clean. UNLIKE BOTH YOU JACKASS'S!!!!!!
1 year ago
Well better have another beer before you leave then
1 year ago
He gets all twitchy like a cornered ferret, and just blurts out nonsense.
1 year ago
pro tip: ad a pinch of salt when making lemonade to give it a little extra zest and also make it isotonic. great for sweaty summer days...
1 year ago
NO
1 year ago
Just DO IT!
1 year ago
The fact that you used the work 'isotonic' is concerning.....
1 year ago
Who the fuck makes their own lemonade?
1 year ago
* NixonsGhost does *
1 year ago
whunu...sub a vid of you doing a pizza-roll challenge..and I will leave mucho for 1 day. <PROMISE
1 year ago
what? no lime?
1 year ago
Isotonic is on the lucozade bottles over here, what's so shocking about that?
1 year ago
oh...I'VE GOT SOME LIME...TRUST ME. 8)
1 year ago
I'll shove that lime up your arse punky, turn you into a cocktail for oster
1 year ago
Anyway Nixon, i mean what fucking people under 60 make their own lemonade?
1 year ago
shhh...
1 year ago
HAHAHA
1 year ago
Don't forget the sun brewed tea....
1 year ago
You should be safer driving in the ghetto, your beater should blend right in with the other beaters.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YpufzJNrZ2Y
1 year ago
*with piss-ants in it.
1 year ago
whunu subbin' a PIZZA ROLL CHALLENGE...WOULD BE SUPER EPIC.
1 year ago
i would actually upvote that shit.
1 year ago
DO ETTTT....FAGGOT
1 year ago
I'm not down with that mucho challenge stuff.

Also I take BP meds so I have to watch my sodium intake.
1 year ago
pussy
1 year ago
* whunu yells "DAMN IT IM GETTING OLDER" *
1 year ago
*gayer
1 year ago
*smarter
1 year ago
OH NO!! They are bonding, this is what i feared the most.
1 year ago
*less apt to get horny
1 year ago
If the pizza rolls are out.... do the Surströmming challenge....
1 year ago
Go way, you are probably tearing the stump off yourself, thinking about fries.
1 year ago
I am so....I mean not
1 year ago
* whunu feels ashamed now *
1 year ago
* NixonsGhost considers offering up a custom game boy to anyone who can eat a full can of Surströmming and not puke.... on video.... with sign.... with spoon..... *
1 year ago
Really though nix, I cant
1 year ago
That's super loded with salt
1 year ago
I keep my sodium to 1500 to 2500 mg a day
1 year ago
I watched a program the other night and they were talking about sustromming, they said it's full of a cancer causing chemical, it should be banned but the Swedish claimed it as a traditional food, otherwise it would be banned.
1 year ago
I get it... replace pizza rolls with mini snikers and double the amount....
1 year ago
not you, NIX. WHUNU
1 year ago
When I had my tumor removed the doctors had me eat as much salt as I could to help with pressure on my brain....
1 year ago
Whunu, if you put extra salt on them, you break through the sodium barrier, and it's actually good for you. Make sure you film it, and have someone post it here if you die.
1 year ago
or maybe to control seizures... I forget exactly...
1 year ago
I was pretty out of it....
1 year ago
Nix there's 85 mg of sodium in a mini snickers, that would allow me 25 1/2 mini snickers.
1 year ago
But here's the kicker, I can't have caffeine, and chocolate is loaded with caffeine
1 year ago
I do remember eating fast food drowning in salt to get my levels up....
1 year ago
Really ng. Someone told me before they were on holidays, and this German couple came into the restaurant, and he said the guy was pouring salt into his pint and drinking it, putting fucking salt on everything, my mate couldn't believe it. That's probably what it was about.
1 year ago
Could be.... i wouldn't be surprised
1 year ago
I thought that was weird for years, you just made sense of the whole thin. My mate told me this about 7 years ago, i must tell him.
1 year ago
Yeah, swelling or seizures.... i can't remember....
1 year ago
Sodium increases blood pressure, soooo probably to provide more pressure?
1 year ago
I thought maybe he just hated his wife, and was trying to kill himself quickly, by blowing his heart out with salt.
1 year ago
Maybe... i was so doped up that week
1 year ago
You got the all clear though did you? How many years ago was that, nix?
1 year ago
A little over two years for the surgery and probably two years of the worst headaches before that. I get mri scans once a year for the next few years then less often. All has been really good.i have some mri scans on here of the tumor....
1 year ago
I remember seeing the scans on here. You were lucky. Did it affect your smell, or speech or taste or anything like that?
1 year ago
weirdest thing ever, once the tumor was out he got the worst body odour...
1 year ago
Good question Kur
1 year ago
The reason i asked is my father got a brain haemorrhage a few years ago, and it took a couple years for his taste to come back, and he still can't smell properly.
1 year ago
Yeah, my dad had three walnut sized malignant tumors removed from his brain.
In the process of removing the tumors some small areas of brain matter are removed along with them.
He had to lean to walk, write and all that shit again

Weird thing was he was like a completely different person afterwards, personality and all. It was like getting to know him all over again.
1 year ago
Brain injuries are fucked up. What was your story?
1 year ago
Too many fights, too many knocks to the melon.

8P
1 year ago
Adding concusion to an already simple mind is lunacy
1 year ago
Is that what happened to you while you were ditch digging?
1 year ago
Too many shovels flying about.
1 year ago
Nah, i got it from head butting your daughter, when she wouldn't take it up the arse.
1 year ago
I got mine while doing your momma, I kept banging my melon on her headboard.
1 year ago
You just told me it was from fighting, so it's too late for making up lies. My story on the other hand is fact.
1 year ago
Na, it's twice the truth. Cause I'm twice as crazy.
1 year ago
I just got back yesterday. I can even tell ya what the weather was like over there......dreary and wet.
1 year ago
*like your mum

;)
1 year ago
one day I will use that sign to beat you with
1 year ago
Supposedly he likes his dick beat with metal signs.
1 year ago
you kids break it up!
1 year ago
I lost a little peripheral vision on the left..... but it's back to normal these days....
1 year ago
Body oder could be due to me changing my weekly Sunday bath to every other sunday...
1 year ago
Speaking of......

* NixonsGhost starts the fire and draws water from the well to heat in the bath pot. *
1 year ago
That's good that it came back. I hope the same happens for the father. You are only having a bath once every two weeks now. I thik the tumour definitely affected your smell. You must be one stinky, nerdy fucker. You must have a load of money. That's why the missus is still with you.
1 year ago
She gone..... she way gone....
1 year ago
That's why you have given up on washing. I get it now, you have given up.
1 year ago
I like to think of it more like I'm on sabbatical.
1 year ago
From reality
1 year ago
punky is looking for company nix
1 year ago
So I got the tumor, had the surgery, was off work for months, and the day before I go back to work officially... she tells me she wants a divorce..... It's a pretty long sabbatical....
1 year ago
At least she didn't fuck off on you when you got sick, at least it was when you were ready to get back to normal.
1 year ago
Interestingly.... I think it would have been easier if she did it sooner.....But I'm a little different when it comes to shit like that...
1 year ago
Instead, doing it when she did really drug that shit out for a really long time.
1 year ago
Why do you think she wanted out before the surgery and just stuck with you, in case she looked like a bitch, fucking off when your sick.
1 year ago
She admitted to me she wanted out long before the surgery but couldn't leave until that was all done and figured out.... In the end i don't think that was fair to either one of us.
1 year ago
Yep
1 year ago
Nah that's fucked up, feelings all over the shop and trying to recover from extreme surgery. Sounds cuntish, i'd say you are glad it's all behind you.
1 year ago
Very... VERY glad.
1 year ago
Thanks for the reminder to never get married.

You should slapped that bitch back into the kitchen.
1 year ago
Then blamed it on the brain tumour.
1 year ago
How the alimony and CS payments?
1 year ago
No wonder you're jewing up keyrings on mucho
1 year ago
That shit is expensive.... it's like prison.... 15 more years and I'm free
1 year ago
Insert your wife's name here nix.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ZEL8OgO6gk
1 year ago
15 years. You must have a kid.
1 year ago
Yep, my saving grace
1 year ago
Did you get to keep the house, ng.
1 year ago
Only 3 years old then or 6?
1 year ago
I did keep the house
1 year ago
4.... i pay until she's 19.... it's a crooked deal.
1 year ago
How did you get the house, was she moving in with another fella?
1 year ago
I'm glad you have something good from the marriage.
1 year ago
I can afford the payments... she cant. She lived with friends and parents for a while...
1 year ago
Good man, Bro's before Ho's
1 year ago
I hope this happens to seagull
1 year ago
Yeah he'll cave, ll will keep bully him and raping the arse off him, until he signs everything over.
1 year ago
Then the "told you so will be so DELICIOUS"
1 year ago
That joke with ll and the condom yesterday had me laughing for a good half hour.
1 year ago
I figured it out the other day.... at the end of it all in 15 years I will end up paying her about $300,000
1 year ago
Over a quarter of a mil, that must make you sick.
1 year ago
More than anyone will ever know
1 year ago
This is why I need seagull and the rest of you to buy some custom gameboys and keychains
1 year ago
I take it you have a few bob. I doubt you are a millionaire. So that is quite a serious amount of money for any normal working man to come up with. Fuck getting married.
1 year ago
I recommend prenuptial agreements now...
1 year ago
I'll never admit my wealth on here but you'd be surprised....
1 year ago
I should take pre orders for the gameboys...
1 year ago
now you know why I am they way I am Nix.

It shouldn't be any surprise to you. But to seagull it's like astrophysics.
1 year ago
Fuck off, so if your going to be all cocky and have loads of money i'm not buying shit off you, i'm really skint why don't you send me some free shit, and stop moaning.
1 year ago
^broke ass nigger
1 year ago
^lurker faggot
1 year ago
jk, KUR. NOW CUT ME OUT SOME LINES, BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
1 year ago
* PunkyBruiser waits *
1 year ago
the IQ of this thread just dropped like a chink in an elevator shaft
1 year ago
* PunkyBruiser is very disappointed...and is sick of waiting on KUR'S SLOW ASS *
1 year ago
Don't let the wealth comment fool you.... the ex is getting most of it anyway.....
1 year ago
I'm more like a hundredaire these days now....
1 year ago
lol@makofaggon's comment!
1 year ago
You pay for shipping and you get a keychain......
1 year ago
The gameboy will cost more for sure....
1 year ago
will(can)you send me a keychain...PLEASE?
1 year ago
It'll cost ya.....
1 year ago
I'll give you my street addy, via email.
1 year ago
You will send me a key chain, ng. My heart is soaring right now. Also pay for the price of a stamp ya tight cunt, i thought you were minted.
1 year ago
does the 3D printer print in multiple colours or do you paint them? Or do you print parts separately in diff colours?
1 year ago
I have no money....SO FUCK YOUR FACE, NIGGER!!!!!!!!!


jk...how much?
1 year ago
Don't be stingy, the guys had his balls torn off
1 year ago
*colors
1 year ago
lol
1 year ago
The 3D printer I got has two extruders and I can do two colors at once. That's how I made the mucho stuff..... if you guys are serious email me via mucho mail and I'll get back to you in a few days and sell figure it out....
1 year ago
Would you say i could break your jaw with one dig, punky? Will we try?
1 year ago
dude...you're a ruthless motherfucker. I can tell.
1 year ago
Nice one, ng. I get one for free cause i just provided you with about an hour of free counselling.
1 year ago
The video I subbed shows the mucho hand printing both in the same print...
1 year ago
*not being a complete asshole
1 year ago
I'll just charge punky for your shipping.... hahaha
1 year ago
That work out just fine, doesn't it punky.
1 year ago
EATMERAWNEGRO
1 year ago
Saw that stfu comming.....
1 year ago
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>^^^^^^^^^^^THAT ONE?
1 year ago
A couple dollars to ship.... no big deal. But you international fuckers are gonna need to contribute......
1 year ago
what a "Clinton Whore"
1 year ago
Punky is paying for mine he said.
1 year ago
tha hell you say!
1 year ago
Your a good lad, punky. I don't care what they say about you.
1 year ago
who tha fuck is "THEY"? MY X? HAVE YOU BEEN TALKING TO JUSTINE?
1 year ago
Her words were muffled, because my cock was down her throat.
1 year ago
^HOT

* PunkyBruiser faps *
1 year ago
you added and extra 'E' to Justin.
1 year ago
Punky always like to pop in extra e's
1 year ago
sh'e sucked my 9er a hundred times...but watching her suck another mans dick...WOULD MAKE ME CUM EVERYWHERE!!!
1 year ago
* NixonsGhost cleans and recalibrate 3D printer for next batch of overpriced keychains..... *
1 year ago
*she's
1 year ago
Nixon is in pizza face paradise, talking about 3D printers. And punky is talking about spraying a room with jizz, cause his girlfriend is sucking another mans cock. Haha
1 year ago
http://imgur.com/C6bm8KB
1 year ago
http://i.imgur.com/C6bm8KB.jpg
1 year ago
http://i.imgur.com/YUtZsaU.png
1 year ago
shut the fuck up punky. You abuse the image linking system like Ian Watkins abuses babies
1 year ago
Go to bed now, punky.
1 year ago
both u niggers ROT IN HELL!!! hahaha
1 year ago
I'll be in paradise when you slackers start ordering gameboys
1 year ago
OH


MY



FUCKING


GOD


1 year ago
We heard your marketing pitch already, if people want to buy they know what to do. O.K.
1 year ago
Always pushing the merchandise. Pushers out! Pusher Scum!
1 year ago
Tonight has been a good night to Mucho..... this shit is too funny....
1 year ago
Meh. Wasn't bad Nix
1 year ago
Now go look at my subs sir
1 year ago
The ruiner has to come and ruin it then
1 year ago
Just pushing the merchandise
1 year ago
* Magawd never got married for a good reason *
1 year ago
also

fuck you whunu
1 year ago
what was that reason?
1 year ago
huh you little mongoloid ? what was the reason?
1 year ago
freedom to fuck around and blow my money instead of some wench blowing it for me
1 year ago
take it easy julio
1 year ago
lol
1 year ago
* Magawd now remembers why he thinks cryass is a donkey fucker *
1 year ago
MG........HAPPY MUCHO DAY!!
1 year ago
SHUT UP YOU COCK SUCKER.
1 year ago
You're already a spammy fuck today aren't you?

On your period, miss Oster?
1 year ago
punky misses osters COCK
1 year ago
Happy mucho day spazz.

;)
1 year ago
spazzzzzz.......... funbags............
the crime rate is exploding
the city is collapsing
pollution is raging
people are fighting
grown men are weeping
and they say we're the crazy ones....

1 year ago
I wonder if Sharpies up the ass cause monkeybutt.
1 year ago
Muh name Jeeeff.
11 months ago
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