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you are gay

sexy

by MetalGear

submitted May 29th 2016

295 comments
what do you think? let everyone know!
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comments (295)
are you for real ?
2 years ago
FUCK YOU!!!!
2 years ago
AND FUCK THIS FAGGOT!!!!
2 years ago
no.. fuck you
2 years ago
JESUS CHRIST...METAL!!! ARE YOU REALLY THIS DUDE(girl)? wow!!!
2 years ago
ha.....
err no
I have no idea who this is
2 years ago
He's fries son.
2 years ago
could be
2 years ago
It is. Fries told him, the only way you can be a bigger faggot that your old man on MS, is to literally get on there and stuff markers up your arsehole. But i still think fries is gayer.
2 years ago
No sign?
2 years ago
"PedalRear"


BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2 years ago
sorry...I'm wasted...that sucked. hahaha
2 years ago
Yeah it did
2 years ago
You know a comment is terrible, when whunu is telling you it's shit.
2 years ago
HEY!! DAMN IT!

I resemble that remark.
2 years ago
he looks fat
2 years ago
FUCK YOUR LIFE, YOU LITTLE BITCH!!!!!!
2 years ago
finally got that yellow off
2 years ago
YOUR DICK IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOO SMALL AND I BET YOU LOVE TO GET FUCKED BY SOME SLOPPY NIGGER DICKS, FAGGOT!!!!
2 years ago
I CAN TELL YOU OWN A BUTT-PUMP!!!


DOH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2 years ago
time to shut the fuck up and move on
2 years ago
your ass is getting ready to get banned, fat-boy.
2 years ago
seriously Punky take it to another sub
2 years ago
Weird stumpy Trump fingers...
2 years ago
DIE IN HELL, BOY.


umber
here's my cell number. 555-666-911
2 years ago
I called but no one answered
2 years ago
he forgot a sign in this one
2 years ago
Steven_Seagull

those arent even new pics, you're just shooping signs, you lazy faggot.

2 years ago

report spam | like | stfu
2 years ago
I take it this was a user here who is dead now?
2 years ago
we can sure hope he is dead
2 years ago
do you think he looks fat ?
2 years ago
i think he moved to StrayCrayons
2 years ago
omfg
2 years ago
Fries is hoping people will say he's not fat, so he can feel better about himself. The only problem is sexlord is a big fat fucker.
2 years ago
How can a 9 year old account belong to such a fucking noob?

I thought you were an idiot when you posted a 10 yr old daxflame vid, but not knowing about declined really means you don't know mucho at all.
2 years ago
Declined =sexlord

Thanks phone
2 years ago
get a new phone ya loser
2 years ago
my care level is soo low you can't even see it
2 years ago
thats not your care level, thats your i.q.
2 years ago
And that fucking idiot is telling you to get a new phone, he's been using the same piece of shit kindle, since i joined ms.
2 years ago
brits....
2 years ago
..will once again save Europe like they did in 1914/18 and 1939/45
2 years ago
You fucks colonized every country you touched, you invaded there sovereignty
2 years ago
We built an empire but also saved countries when it mattered most
2 years ago
You built an empire like hitler, but on the quite side with world support.

Th UK has always been over takers of other country's, invade and conquer.
2 years ago
Fucking bullies.

Now UK isn't worth shit they're pussys backed up the U.S. of A
2 years ago
Without us you toothless Brits aren't worth a fuck
2 years ago
The only reason you fucks agree with the us is because you know your fucked without us
2 years ago
The UK colonized everything they touched
2 years ago
If you knew anything whunu you'd know that the Spanish empire that preceded the British empire is what provoked British expansion out of necessity.
2 years ago
Where do you think America learned how to dominate?
2 years ago
You know, the reason why a lot of southern American states have spanish names? You think they were named like that because they sound nice?
2 years ago
Shooosh MD, I'm just spouting shit to piss fries off.
2 years ago
You ruined it!
2 years ago
Say sorry MD.....

:)
2 years ago
I'm just saying. If it wasn't for Britain, you'd all be speaking Spanish right now.
2 years ago
Calm down buddie, read up
2 years ago
OK.

Lo siento
2 years ago
Tryin to get that fuck to comment, he hasn't said shit for days hardly
2 years ago
* whunu yells "what the fucks up fries"? *
2 years ago
Oh well
2 years ago
Well fuck it,guess he's butthurt.

Good night to all that deserve it......YOU do makodragon.
2 years ago
later whuu
2 years ago
Awkward
2 years ago
don't forget fries the British East India Company
2 years ago
apart from getting off on being abused by strangers on the internet he actually is a friendly and funny person.
2 years ago
Did you meet up with him for a few beers, and a few markers up the hole?
2 years ago
nah, md, him and me were in tiny together...

i think you were around that night but turned in early or something, mighta been someone else though.
2 years ago
I don't think i would have passed up an opportunity to abuse the fuck out of that filthy cunt.
2 years ago
YAY!!!!!!!
2 years ago
Quiet you.
2 years ago
EAT BY SHIT, YOU EURO TRASH!
2 years ago
*MY
2 years ago
Handicapped personified.
2 years ago
yeah,,kinda...so be it.
2 years ago
* PunkyBruiser is drunk, and is not going to work. *
2 years ago
Well he kept himself under control for a few days, but as of today I am remembering how annoying it was before.
2 years ago
* PunkyBruiser is worried about driving to the beer store. because it's Memorial day weekend. *
2 years ago
Just drive extra fast, the cops will think you are too confident to be a drunk driver.
2 years ago
HA!
2 years ago
Drive right through the stop signs, they'll think you're in a hut prey to get to your relatives.
2 years ago
*hurry
2 years ago
You should have just left it at what i said.
2 years ago
^
2 years ago
Yeah, you're right he's onto you now
2 years ago
nothing worse than getting whunu all up jelly of a good punchline which he then has to run into the ground
2 years ago
I'm a kickass driver...and my record is SUPER clean. UNLIKE BOTH YOU JACKASS'S!!!!!!
2 years ago
Well better have another beer before you leave then
2 years ago
He gets all twitchy like a cornered ferret, and just blurts out nonsense.
2 years ago
pro tip: ad a pinch of salt when making lemonade to give it a little extra zest and also make it isotonic. great for sweaty summer days...
2 years ago
NO
2 years ago
Just DO IT!
2 years ago
The fact that you used the work 'isotonic' is concerning.....
2 years ago
Who the fuck makes their own lemonade?
2 years ago
* NixonsGhost does *
2 years ago
whunu...sub a vid of you doing a pizza-roll challenge..and I will leave mucho for 1 day. <PROMISE
2 years ago
what? no lime?
2 years ago
Isotonic is on the lucozade bottles over here, what's so shocking about that?
2 years ago
oh...I'VE GOT SOME LIME...TRUST ME. 8)
2 years ago
I'll shove that lime up your arse punky, turn you into a cocktail for oster
2 years ago
Anyway Nixon, i mean what fucking people under 60 make their own lemonade?
2 years ago
shhh...
2 years ago
HAHAHA
2 years ago
Don't forget the sun brewed tea....
2 years ago
You should be safer driving in the ghetto, your beater should blend right in with the other beaters.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YpufzJNrZ2Y
2 years ago
*with piss-ants in it.
2 years ago
whunu subbin' a PIZZA ROLL CHALLENGE...WOULD BE SUPER EPIC.
2 years ago
i would actually upvote that shit.
2 years ago
DO ETTTT....FAGGOT
2 years ago
I'm not down with that mucho challenge stuff.

Also I take BP meds so I have to watch my sodium intake.
2 years ago
pussy
2 years ago
* whunu yells "DAMN IT IM GETTING OLDER" *
2 years ago
*gayer
2 years ago
*smarter
2 years ago
OH NO!! They are bonding, this is what i feared the most.
2 years ago
*less apt to get horny
2 years ago
If the pizza rolls are out.... do the Surströmming challenge....
2 years ago
Go way, you are probably tearing the stump off yourself, thinking about fries.
2 years ago
I am so....I mean not
2 years ago
* whunu feels ashamed now *
2 years ago
* NixonsGhost considers offering up a custom game boy to anyone who can eat a full can of Surströmming and not puke.... on video.... with sign.... with spoon..... *
2 years ago
Really though nix, I cant
2 years ago
That's super loded with salt
2 years ago
I keep my sodium to 1500 to 2500 mg a day
2 years ago
I watched a program the other night and they were talking about sustromming, they said it's full of a cancer causing chemical, it should be banned but the Swedish claimed it as a traditional food, otherwise it would be banned.
2 years ago
I get it... replace pizza rolls with mini snikers and double the amount....
2 years ago
not you, NIX. WHUNU
2 years ago
When I had my tumor removed the doctors had me eat as much salt as I could to help with pressure on my brain....
2 years ago
Whunu, if you put extra salt on them, you break through the sodium barrier, and it's actually good for you. Make sure you film it, and have someone post it here if you die.
2 years ago
or maybe to control seizures... I forget exactly...
2 years ago
I was pretty out of it....
2 years ago
Nix there's 85 mg of sodium in a mini snickers, that would allow me 25 1/2 mini snickers.
2 years ago
But here's the kicker, I can't have caffeine, and chocolate is loaded with caffeine
2 years ago
I do remember eating fast food drowning in salt to get my levels up....
2 years ago
Really ng. Someone told me before they were on holidays, and this German couple came into the restaurant, and he said the guy was pouring salt into his pint and drinking it, putting fucking salt on everything, my mate couldn't believe it. That's probably what it was about.
2 years ago
Could be.... i wouldn't be surprised
2 years ago
I thought that was weird for years, you just made sense of the whole thin. My mate told me this about 7 years ago, i must tell him.
2 years ago
Yeah, swelling or seizures.... i can't remember....
2 years ago
Sodium increases blood pressure, soooo probably to provide more pressure?
2 years ago
I thought maybe he just hated his wife, and was trying to kill himself quickly, by blowing his heart out with salt.
2 years ago
Maybe... i was so doped up that week
2 years ago
You got the all clear though did you? How many years ago was that, nix?
2 years ago
A little over two years for the surgery and probably two years of the worst headaches before that. I get mri scans once a year for the next few years then less often. All has been really good.i have some mri scans on here of the tumor....
2 years ago
I remember seeing the scans on here. You were lucky. Did it affect your smell, or speech or taste or anything like that?
2 years ago
weirdest thing ever, once the tumor was out he got the worst body odour...
2 years ago
Good question Kur
2 years ago
The reason i asked is my father got a brain haemorrhage a few years ago, and it took a couple years for his taste to come back, and he still can't smell properly.
2 years ago
Yeah, my dad had three walnut sized malignant tumors removed from his brain.
In the process of removing the tumors some small areas of brain matter are removed along with them.
He had to lean to walk, write and all that shit again

Weird thing was he was like a completely different person afterwards, personality and all. It was like getting to know him all over again.
2 years ago
Brain injuries are fucked up. What was your story?
2 years ago
Too many fights, too many knocks to the melon.

8P
2 years ago
Adding concusion to an already simple mind is lunacy
2 years ago
Is that what happened to you while you were ditch digging?
2 years ago
Too many shovels flying about.
2 years ago
Nah, i got it from head butting your daughter, when she wouldn't take it up the arse.
2 years ago
I got mine while doing your momma, I kept banging my melon on her headboard.
2 years ago
You just told me it was from fighting, so it's too late for making up lies. My story on the other hand is fact.
2 years ago
Na, it's twice the truth. Cause I'm twice as crazy.
2 years ago
I just got back yesterday. I can even tell ya what the weather was like over there......dreary and wet.
2 years ago
*like your mum

;)
2 years ago
one day I will use that sign to beat you with
2 years ago
Supposedly he likes his dick beat with metal signs.
2 years ago
you kids break it up!
2 years ago
I lost a little peripheral vision on the left..... but it's back to normal these days....
2 years ago
Body oder could be due to me changing my weekly Sunday bath to every other sunday...
2 years ago
Speaking of......

* NixonsGhost starts the fire and draws water from the well to heat in the bath pot. *
2 years ago
That's good that it came back. I hope the same happens for the father. You are only having a bath once every two weeks now. I thik the tumour definitely affected your smell. You must be one stinky, nerdy fucker. You must have a load of money. That's why the missus is still with you.
2 years ago
She gone..... she way gone....
2 years ago
That's why you have given up on washing. I get it now, you have given up.
2 years ago
I like to think of it more like I'm on sabbatical.
2 years ago
From reality
2 years ago
punky is looking for company nix
2 years ago
So I got the tumor, had the surgery, was off work for months, and the day before I go back to work officially... she tells me she wants a divorce..... It's a pretty long sabbatical....
2 years ago
At least she didn't fuck off on you when you got sick, at least it was when you were ready to get back to normal.
2 years ago
Interestingly.... I think it would have been easier if she did it sooner.....But I'm a little different when it comes to shit like that...
2 years ago
Instead, doing it when she did really drug that shit out for a really long time.
2 years ago
Why do you think she wanted out before the surgery and just stuck with you, in case she looked like a bitch, fucking off when your sick.
2 years ago
She admitted to me she wanted out long before the surgery but couldn't leave until that was all done and figured out.... In the end i don't think that was fair to either one of us.
2 years ago
Yep
2 years ago
Nah that's fucked up, feelings all over the shop and trying to recover from extreme surgery. Sounds cuntish, i'd say you are glad it's all behind you.
2 years ago
Very... VERY glad.
2 years ago
Thanks for the reminder to never get married.

You should slapped that bitch back into the kitchen.
2 years ago
Then blamed it on the brain tumour.
2 years ago
How the alimony and CS payments?
2 years ago
No wonder you're jewing up keyrings on mucho
2 years ago
That shit is expensive.... it's like prison.... 15 more years and I'm free
2 years ago
Insert your wife's name here nix.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ZEL8OgO6gk
2 years ago
15 years. You must have a kid.
2 years ago
Yep, my saving grace
2 years ago
Did you get to keep the house, ng.
2 years ago
Only 3 years old then or 6?
2 years ago
I did keep the house
2 years ago
4.... i pay until she's 19.... it's a crooked deal.
2 years ago
How did you get the house, was she moving in with another fella?
2 years ago
I'm glad you have something good from the marriage.
2 years ago
I can afford the payments... she cant. She lived with friends and parents for a while...
2 years ago
Good man, Bro's before Ho's
2 years ago
I hope this happens to seagull
2 years ago
Yeah he'll cave, ll will keep bully him and raping the arse off him, until he signs everything over.
2 years ago
Then the "told you so will be so DELICIOUS"
2 years ago
That joke with ll and the condom yesterday had me laughing for a good half hour.
2 years ago
I figured it out the other day.... at the end of it all in 15 years I will end up paying her about $300,000
2 years ago
Over a quarter of a mil, that must make you sick.
2 years ago
More than anyone will ever know
2 years ago
This is why I need seagull and the rest of you to buy some custom gameboys and keychains
2 years ago
I take it you have a few bob. I doubt you are a millionaire. So that is quite a serious amount of money for any normal working man to come up with. Fuck getting married.
2 years ago
I recommend prenuptial agreements now...
2 years ago
I'll never admit my wealth on here but you'd be surprised....
2 years ago
I should take pre orders for the gameboys...
2 years ago
now you know why I am they way I am Nix.

It shouldn't be any surprise to you. But to seagull it's like astrophysics.
2 years ago
Fuck off, so if your going to be all cocky and have loads of money i'm not buying shit off you, i'm really skint why don't you send me some free shit, and stop moaning.
2 years ago
^broke ass nigger
2 years ago
^lurker faggot
2 years ago
jk, KUR. NOW CUT ME OUT SOME LINES, BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2 years ago
* PunkyBruiser waits *
2 years ago
the IQ of this thread just dropped like a chink in an elevator shaft
2 years ago
* PunkyBruiser is very disappointed...and is sick of waiting on KUR'S SLOW ASS *
2 years ago
Don't let the wealth comment fool you.... the ex is getting most of it anyway.....
2 years ago
I'm more like a hundredaire these days now....
2 years ago
lol@makofaggon's comment!
2 years ago
You pay for shipping and you get a keychain......
2 years ago
The gameboy will cost more for sure....
2 years ago
will(can)you send me a keychain...PLEASE?
2 years ago
It'll cost ya.....
2 years ago
I'll give you my street addy, via email.
2 years ago
You will send me a key chain, ng. My heart is soaring right now. Also pay for the price of a stamp ya tight cunt, i thought you were minted.
2 years ago
does the 3D printer print in multiple colours or do you paint them? Or do you print parts separately in diff colours?
2 years ago
I have no money....SO FUCK YOUR FACE, NIGGER!!!!!!!!!


jk...how much?
2 years ago
Don't be stingy, the guys had his balls torn off
2 years ago
*colors
2 years ago
lol
2 years ago
The 3D printer I got has two extruders and I can do two colors at once. That's how I made the mucho stuff..... if you guys are serious email me via mucho mail and I'll get back to you in a few days and sell figure it out....
2 years ago
Would you say i could break your jaw with one dig, punky? Will we try?
2 years ago
dude...you're a ruthless motherfucker. I can tell.
2 years ago
Nice one, ng. I get one for free cause i just provided you with about an hour of free counselling.
2 years ago
The video I subbed shows the mucho hand printing both in the same print...
2 years ago
*not being a complete asshole
2 years ago
I'll just charge punky for your shipping.... hahaha
2 years ago
That work out just fine, doesn't it punky.
2 years ago
EATMERAWNEGRO
2 years ago
Saw that stfu comming.....
2 years ago
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>^^^^^^^^^^^THAT ONE?
2 years ago
A couple dollars to ship.... no big deal. But you international fuckers are gonna need to contribute......
2 years ago
what a "Clinton Whore"
2 years ago
Punky is paying for mine he said.
2 years ago
tha hell you say!
2 years ago
Your a good lad, punky. I don't care what they say about you.
2 years ago
who tha fuck is "THEY"? MY X? HAVE YOU BEEN TALKING TO JUSTINE?
2 years ago
Her words were muffled, because my cock was down her throat.
2 years ago
^HOT

* PunkyBruiser faps *
2 years ago
you added and extra 'E' to Justin.
2 years ago
Punky always like to pop in extra e's
2 years ago
sh'e sucked my 9er a hundred times...but watching her suck another mans dick...WOULD MAKE ME CUM EVERYWHERE!!!
2 years ago
* NixonsGhost cleans and recalibrate 3D printer for next batch of overpriced keychains..... *
2 years ago
*she's
2 years ago
Nixon is in pizza face paradise, talking about 3D printers. And punky is talking about spraying a room with jizz, cause his girlfriend is sucking another mans cock. Haha
2 years ago
http://imgur.com/C6bm8KB
2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/C6bm8KB.jpg
2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/YUtZsaU.png
2 years ago
shut the fuck up punky. You abuse the image linking system like Ian Watkins abuses babies
2 years ago
Go to bed now, punky.
2 years ago
both u niggers ROT IN HELL!!! hahaha
2 years ago
I'll be in paradise when you slackers start ordering gameboys
2 years ago
OH


MY



FUCKING


GOD


2 years ago
We heard your marketing pitch already, if people want to buy they know what to do. O.K.
2 years ago
Always pushing the merchandise. Pushers out! Pusher Scum!
2 years ago
Tonight has been a good night to Mucho..... this shit is too funny....
2 years ago
Meh. Wasn't bad Nix
2 years ago
Now go look at my subs sir
2 years ago
The ruiner has to come and ruin it then
2 years ago
Just pushing the merchandise
2 years ago
* Magawd never got married for a good reason *
2 years ago
also

fuck you whunu
2 years ago
what was that reason?
2 years ago
huh you little mongoloid ? what was the reason?
2 years ago
freedom to fuck around and blow my money instead of some wench blowing it for me
2 years ago
take it easy julio
2 years ago
lol
2 years ago
* Magawd now remembers why he thinks cryass is a donkey fucker *
2 years ago
MG........HAPPY MUCHO DAY!!
2 years ago
SHUT UP YOU COCK SUCKER.
2 years ago
You're already a spammy fuck today aren't you?

On your period, miss Oster?
2 years ago
punky misses osters COCK
2 years ago
Happy mucho day spazz.

;)
2 years ago
spazzzzzz.......... funbags............
the crime rate is exploding
the city is collapsing
pollution is raging
people are fighting
grown men are weeping
and they say we're the crazy ones....

2 years ago
I wonder if Sharpies up the ass cause monkeybutt.
2 years ago
Muh name Jeeeff.
1 year ago
recover password