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superman is now chinese

marvel announced today that the new superman will be a chinese slit eye. so now we have an asian Hulk, a chinese Superman, a black Captain America (the first Cap' was black anyways), a female Thor, a muslim Green Lantern, a pakistanian Miss Marvel and a lot of other "ethnically/gender equality correct" superheroes...

wtf

by Sealbasher

submitted May 27th 2016

180 comments
what do you think? let everyone know!
superman is now chinese
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at least he does not has to wear classes as they all look the same anyway...
2 years ago
Stfu
2 years ago
How can he be from shanghai? Superman is kryptonian
2 years ago
hey md, hows things with ya?
2 years ago
hey K, good thanks. How you doin'?
2 years ago
Doing good. Had a fucking nightmare of a week, i was DT'ing. Went on a 7 day bender last week. Luckily i had a fitful of 500 micro gram xanax to keep me alive.
2 years ago
lol how do you just happen obtain those?
2 years ago
My dealer gave them to me for free when he saw the head on me, and found out i had been hard sessioning for a week. Pity Xanax.
2 years ago
hahah. Does it work immediately? I thought there'd be a long term accumulative effect
2 years ago
Na, they are strong as fuck, i took two the first night i stopped drinking, which is usually the worst night, for sweating like fuck and having nightmares and shit. I slept for 12 hours through, no problem. I did the same eveynight for about 5, and by then it was all the booze was gone out of my system.
2 years ago
you should eat some fresh fruit and veg. Replace the lost nutrients
2 years ago
I'm allergic to fruit and vegetables.
2 years ago
Even potatoes?
2 years ago
Of course not.
2 years ago
What king of world would it be if we didn't have chips or mash.
2 years ago
^Kind.
2 years ago
You going over to see any of the football in France this summer, md? I'm trying to get tickets for the Belgium V Ireland game, but they are like fucking gold dust.
2 years ago
A dark world indeed.

Nah I'm never going to fucking France. Fuck France.
2 years ago
I wouldn't be going to talk to French people, it would just be a piss up with the Irish fans. I think that there will be a couple of bombing over there, Isis will target an occasion like that, so it is a bit sketchy.
2 years ago
Yeah exactly. I don't think they wanna fuck with the Irish though.
2 years ago
Belgium is a big target of theirs, if they could blow some of them up, and there was Irish casualties, i don't think they would give a fuck.
2 years ago
I'd like to see a guerilla war that would result from that.
2 years ago
That would be a good laugh.
2 years ago
You ever watch any Rick and Morty? Seagull introduced me to it.

http://kisscartoon.me/Cartoon/Rick-and-Morty
2 years ago
Yeah my brother showed it to me before, he said it was on adult swim, i think? Watched a few episodes with him, it was weird as fuck but a few good funny bits.
2 years ago
Yeah I like the weirdness
2 years ago
They were in the couch gag at the start of the Simpsons recently, and even that was weird as fuck.
2 years ago
You on the drink tonight md?
2 years ago
lol.

Nah trying not to drink alone at all. Need to get things going my way before I can get back on it.
2 years ago
Getting pissed on your own is a sign of depression anyway. I try only go to the pub now, and if money is tight have a few of the lads over for a game of darts and have a few cans, it's the socializing part that you need.
2 years ago
yeah, used t be able to do that on mucho though. Now I get booze in and I'm drinking until 4am with nobody online until possom comes on
2 years ago
That's not good for the bulb, either is the drinking.
2 years ago
Talking to possum at 4am is another sign of clinical depression.
2 years ago
Hey md, it's after 4am and possum is here, you can crack open the bottle of whisky now.
2 years ago
*10 PM
2 years ago
Right on time!
2 years ago
i get home at 8 or 9 pm CST
...i crack open a beer or four
...eventually i get numb enough to log in see whats up here

lather, rinse, repeat
2 years ago
It's a bit cuntish of possum, to make you wait up until 4 in the morning, just so he can have a nice 10 p.m start.to his drinking.
2 years ago
I CANT HELP THE TIME ZONE YOU FUCK
2 years ago
You could at least fucking log in at 8 when you get home, md said he can' drink at home without you being there, or something gay like that.
2 years ago
*noted
2 years ago
You could get a bunch of clocks for different time zones like on the old news programs.....
2 years ago
I recommend you get those cat clocks....
2 years ago
i like the bird ones though
2 years ago
God damn it!!!!!!
2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/Ae9Sj5X.gif
2 years ago
um - i mean the ones with various birdsongs chiming in every hour (no segull)
2 years ago
i hate cats
2 years ago
those are annoying as fuck!!!!!
2 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j0OpaRWN0Pk
2 years ago
if they were swiss,they all would have sounded EXACTLY at the same time..slacker krauts
2 years ago
Speaking of slackers and technical details and error codes.....
2 years ago
* NixonsGhost heads back to laboratory *
2 years ago
no amount of time looking in the mirror will change that error..
2 years ago
That's an inside joke for Billy and me....
2 years ago
didn't know you two were... ok I'll go
2 years ago
Shhhhhh I'm playing both Billy and Seagull...... shhhhhhhhhhh
2 years ago
dirty boy
2 years ago
could just answer my mails instead of using them as fodder, presicunt
2 years ago
* NixonsGhost whistles and calls the passenger pigeons home *
2 years ago
* NixonsGhost releases a few passenger pigeons and yells at them to hurry before Mike Tyson gets 'em. *
2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/XPGEh0b.jpg
2 years ago
the 90's called


























they said you're a cunt
2 years ago
Everybody's a cunt tonight, it's awesome.
2 years ago
yeah,but they also congratulated me on my wicked lip syncing skills on snow's "informer"
2 years ago
A LICKY BOOM BOOM DOW!!
2 years ago
anyone speak nerd?
2 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=StlMdNcvCJo
2 years ago
I always though he said, i'll lick your bum bum now?
2 years ago
it's "i laid him boom boom down".... whitey shot a cunt
2 years ago
As in rimjobs.
2 years ago
I preferred the way it was in my head, it always made me laugh when it came on in the club.
2 years ago
yeah... remember all saints, the not-spice-girls? i think it was them that had a song that went "you can make me whole again"... always sounded like "you can lick my hole again".
2 years ago
might also have been atomic kitten....
2 years ago
this night keeps circling back to shitty girl bands
2 years ago
It was atomic kitten. You can bust my hole again we used to sin g as well. Haha
2 years ago
Kerry Katona with her big massive tits was lovely in her day, until she became a coke fiend.
2 years ago
she was always a munter
2 years ago
why the fuck do you remember the names of the atomic kittens?
2 years ago
it was the other two that were hot

and it's because she did TV shit seagull
2 years ago
That's the only one i know, she was famous for doing breakfast shows when she was drunk and out of her head on drugs. She used to be in the news a lot.
2 years ago
i used to jerkin the gerkhin to that s club 7 show as a teen.... dont remember any of the names though.
2 years ago
that one chav looking dude was just so dreamy though
2 years ago
Haha. Yes s club 7 had some lovely girls in it. |I remember getting Maxim one day with all the girls in bikinis and shit. Absolutely boppin the baloney off myself for the day.
2 years ago
louise something from that girlband who covered under the bridge
2 years ago
i liked the stuck up blonde that was kinda like their take on the posh victoria beckham character... she never smiled and had the hugest cans.
2 years ago
now that was all saints maks
2 years ago
she had the face of polish builder though
2 years ago
"polish builder" sounds like an oxymoron... you know like "motivated greek" or "friendly frenchman"
2 years ago
Spat coffee all over my keyboard, you cunt.
2 years ago
She had a face like a bulldog licking piss off a thistle.
2 years ago
Marvel? Dude... come on.
2 years ago
what tha fuck is wrong with you, muscle-boy?
2 years ago
*muscre
2 years ago
*mustache
2 years ago
punks, he's german - leave it alone okay?
2 years ago
but I'm a germ-man too, poss.
2 years ago
<thankfully mostly norwegian
2 years ago
i try to forget the german/danish/finn/greenlander stuff
2 years ago
We try to put things in our butt that don't fit in our butt, 8P


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2 years ago
once again...



....END STORY.
2 years ago
Punky if this shit does not stop, we will have a Black overweight female Batman at some point. Do you want this?
2 years ago
Loslobos will see nothing wrong with this.
2 years ago
people like her just don´t understand that this bullshit is a real threat to our society
2 years ago
it is really time for donald trump to get in charge and take care of this.
2 years ago
do you think he will take care of things if he gets in charge ?
2 years ago
yes
2 years ago
no interest in comics these days, all the classics have been and gone.
No doubt Hollywood will reboot marvel movies again in a few years, think of all the extra cash they can get
2 years ago
Sweet... ANOTHER Hulk movie!!!!!
2 years ago
NO!
2 years ago
you talking straight out of your ass, marvel is riding so high right now, they wont reboot the mcu for at least another decade.instead of being a dumbass you should watch some of that stuff, it is quite entertaining.
2 years ago
spiderman is in its 3rd reboot
2 years ago
yes you fuckwad, that's sony, not marvel
2 years ago
don't blame sony, marvel can say no if they want but money is what they want
2 years ago
marvel does not have the right to spider-man movies, the fact that you see him in the mcu now is down to a very carefully planned licensing deal between marvel and sony... same goes for the fantastic four and x-men, if sony or fox decide to make them all gay and do the next movie as a porn there is nothing that marvel can do about it.
2 years ago
and the fans have been pining for that spider-man reboot since everything sony ever did with the license was garbage
2 years ago
fantastic four can fuck off, the reboot was shit and not worth watching, x-men they seemed to fuck up in the third film altho I did like bits of wolverine films but not sure about this new one
2 years ago
everything apart from x2 was utter garbage
2 years ago
DC is struggling soooo badly right now. new 52 turned out to be hated, as did all of their movie outings since the dark knight, now they're rebranding yet again and using that as a shameless opportunity to establish a product for the chinese market. if dc wasnt backed up by warner money disney/ marvel would have swallowed it years ago.
2 years ago
What they need to do is rebrand using a shameless opportunity to establish a product for the female market
2 years ago
who hurt you?
2 years ago
I see it's only shameless when it's chinks

Hoo hurt you?
2 years ago
Ho Li Fuk
2 years ago
only decent DC thing is batman, Gotham at the moment is pretty cool but I was unaware the story is one of its own making until Gordon's wife in the comics is a villain and recently the Nora fries and creating the to be batman villains stuff, but its still good to watch
2 years ago
gotham, supergirl, flash and arrow are all garbage
2 years ago
suicide squad, batfleck solo and wonder woman will be garbage too
2 years ago
flash and arrow don't interest me, supergirl wtf and why bring it in, wonder women should stay in the past with the million dollar man and suicide squad will be watched for Harley and joker
2 years ago
supergirl just switched channels, along with that legends of tomorrow crossover, flash and arrow the cw is building up a neat self contained tv universe that is utter balls
2 years ago
Real Madrid are Champions League winners 2016, if any of you nerds care?
2 years ago
money won
2 years ago
cant say i do
2 years ago
Nah, didn't have a bet on it, i would have backed Real to win in normal time, it went to extra time and penalties, so i'm glad i didn't do the bet.
2 years ago
any euro bets to come
2 years ago
I'm going to do what i did last year, pick 1 team from each group that you think will top it, i think there is 8 groups, so do an 8 team accum, if it clicked you would be up some nice money.
2 years ago
The year before last, (world cup)
2 years ago
no Ireland bid then
2 years ago
Nah, we drew the group of death, we are 10/1 outsiders to top it. We have Italy, Belgium and Sweden in our group. It's going to be a short euro's for us. Who have England got in their group?
2 years ago
Russia, wales and Slovakia
wales game is on at 2pm I think during the week, would be good to see how many people phone in sick or do what they did at the world cup 2002 when everyone put TV's in the office with no licence
2 years ago
I just had a look at the group stages there.only 6 groups. I might do France, England, Germany, Spain, Belgium and Portugal all to top their groups. They will probably all be favourites though
2 years ago
as with rashford coming up, England's media will hype everything on him being the youngster as they do each tournament but so far he has been awesome for united and his game yesterday everyone was saying he looked the real deal
2 years ago
Ireland have Sweden in their first game. It's the only game i can imagine us getting something out of, but if they got the win, it might give them a bit of momentum going forward.
2 years ago
Yeah he's scoring goals and is full of confidence. They are still shaky as fuck in defence though.
2 years ago
sweden's main man is Ibrahimović, who might be coming to united
2 years ago
break his fucking legs within the first few minutes, and then it's plain sailing. He's a one man team.
2 years ago
zlatan is a cunt. i hate the way he's glorified here...
2 years ago
I nearly put a bet on Belgium at the world cup, hazard was on form, Kompany was on form in defence and lukaku and fellaini were doing well, now for the euro's I'm not to sure as hazard has hit form at the end of the prem season but was shit for the rest, Kompany is out injured, lukaku mind is elsewhere with a move
2 years ago
Yeah very true, and Fellani is a big awkward useless cunt. Lukaku is really gone off the boil, but so were Everton in general this season, Martinez was gone after their last game.
2 years ago
don't think the French will do fuck all, down to the Spanish and germans again
2 years ago
Zlatan is a goal hanger, you never see him getting back up the pitch to help out midfield. A lazy ego maniac is what he is.
2 years ago
i dunno bout the game part, but he most def is an egomaniac cunt off the pitch
2 years ago
zlatan sounds like what lineker was like before the offside rule came in
2 years ago
Spain were brutal in the world cup, and so were Portugal. Costa Rica fucked my bet up by topping the group with Uruguay in it. They were 100/1, that would have been nice to have in the accum.
2 years ago
is that something like gerd müller?
2 years ago
I know gull, i watched an interview with him about his tattoos and stuff. He comes off as some smarmy cunt.
2 years ago
muller is a good striker but plays or is put in midfield
2 years ago
And yes Muller is the same, never going back to help out.
2 years ago
Do you mean Thomas Muller, Gert Muller is old as fuck.
2 years ago
yeah Thomas, lol not the muller with that crazy blonde wig he had
2 years ago
no wait I'm confused that was Völler with the wig not muller
2 years ago
England are playing Wales Thursday the 16th
2 years ago
At 2.00 p.m
2 years ago
no i meant gerd müller from the 70s, they called him the bomber, always lurking next to the goal then just bombing shit in, barely ever ran or passed
2 years ago
He must be Thomas Mullers father, because they play an indentical style of game. Goal hanging cunts.
2 years ago
and they both play for Bayern
2 years ago
I just checked they are not relatives.
2 years ago
Just a weird coincidence.
2 years ago
yeah just the same name
2 years ago
I have the betting up here now for the group stages. France 4/11, England 4/5, Spain 4/6, Belgium 11/10, Germany 4/11 and Portugal 10/11. 20 would return you 447.30, and you would have a bit of interest in every game.
2 years ago
who's that with? paddy power ;)
2 years ago
France 7/2 Russia 40/1 Ireland 100/1 Germany 7/2 Poland 40/1 Ukraine 100/1 Spain 11/2 Austria 40/1 Czech Republic 125/1 England 8/1 Switzerland 50/1 Slovakia 150/1 Belgium 11/1 Wales 80/1 Romania 150/1 Portugal 14/1 Turkey 80/1 Hungary 400/1 Italy 16/1 Iceland 100/1 Northern Ireland 500/1 Croatia 25/1 Sweden 100/1 Albania 500/1
2 years ago
because of Greece a few years ago, fuck it and go with Albania :)
2 years ago
Yes it was with fucking Paddy Power, cheeky English cunt, also you are looking at the outright winner, ya fucking handicapper.
2 years ago
yep
2 years ago
lol Albania 90/1 to finish second
2 years ago
I reckon Italy at 16/1 would be a good bet each way
2 years ago
90/1 to be runners up in the final i presume, they have no chance of that.
2 years ago
germany will blitzkrieg through the tournament anyway
2 years ago
I don't know, they struggled in the group stages.
2 years ago
shoulda called him "stop sign man"
2 years ago
On Thursday evenings, LL dresses up as female Thor and fists fuckgull with her hammer (Its her drill from work).
2 years ago
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