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He's smoking more now but enjoying it less

Man burned alive during Brazilian prison riot

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by Squidley

submitted May 25th 2016

135 comments
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what prison riot ? do you have more info on that ?
1 year ago
the fuck you think he is, MI6?
1 year ago
im just interested in know where he gets his information from
1 year ago
i mean out of a prison riot and what appears to be the whole prison population decided to burn this one guy ? why ??
1 year ago
not only that but yet again squidturd has written a description based on what he read on another website with no evidence to show.
1 year ago
he's written based solely on 'thats what it said on the source'
1 year ago
either he's a gullible fuckwit or he thinks we are
1 year ago
i mean he could have just put 'dude wrapped in a mattress gets burned by onlookers'
1 year ago
I think my description is a good one. Hes smoking more than he usually does and hes obviously not enjoying it.
1 year ago
you would never get a good comfy mattress like that in prison
1 year ago
And he would know^
1 year ago
ive got a good description 'fries-please is gonna kick the living shit out of squidley and squidley isnt going to enjoy it'
1 year ago
You've been saying that for year, fries. Gonna have to see when he pays a visit to England.
1 year ago
we had shitty thin blue foam crap that didn't hold its form, I had two for my back but was still shit
1 year ago
MG is correct about the mattress , the police holding cell i spent the one night in had a matress that was about 2 inch thick. the floor would have been more comfortable
1 year ago
for your back? What else would a mattress be for?
1 year ago
for sleeping
1 year ago
so they didn't give you a sleeping matress?
1 year ago
Don't even try.
1 year ago
@ fries. Ok buggerbbutt I've made arrangements to be with relatives in Cardiff aorund the first of September.
1 year ago
I'll let you know when I get there.
1 year ago
Oh shit! It's on like Donkey Kong!
1 year ago
ohhhhhhhhh!
1 year ago
as if i make a habit of going to Wales.
1 year ago
Weren't you in Wales last week, fries?
1 year ago
You will fucking get to wales, and you will fuck that yank up!
1 year ago
White Rose Way to the M18, for starters. Easy enough.
1 year ago
I have a feeling that squidley is about 6'5"
1 year ago
Idk about that, but the man has been to war, so there's that to consider.
1 year ago
war ... he was a fucking offie boy
1 year ago
office
1 year ago
And you rode on a scooter. I'm sure that's so stressful.
1 year ago
also fries is about 5'5" so there;s that
1 year ago
Aww, foofie's a little guy lol
1 year ago
I actually don;t know that, I'm just guessing from vague recollection.

It's cool, it's tyson stature
1 year ago
Whatever the fuck that means.
1 year ago
Wait, Mike Tyson? He hasn't since the 90's, dude.
1 year ago
*fought since
1 year ago
yeah and?
1 year ago
You could've made a more modern reference. Nowadays you say "Tyson" and nobody knows wtf you're talking aboot.
1 year ago
wait a minute, you went to wales on a scooter fries?
1 year ago
something like that
1 year ago
that's a long ride from donny
1 year ago
Looks to be about an hour by car. On a scooter that must take an eternity.
1 year ago
wouldn't be a hour, traffic round Birmingham will be a nightmare even by motorway
1 year ago
an hour ?
1 year ago
Construction on the M1, too.
1 year ago
roadworks ? then finished
1 year ago
Ok, if I said Carl Froch, would you know who I was talking about?
1 year ago
they
1 year ago
to get on the M42 is easy, getting off the M42 and back onto the M1 north is a fucked up
1 year ago
Actually Frampton would be a better comparison
1 year ago
That works. Going to see Frampton in June, come to think of it.
1 year ago
Are you? Nice
1 year ago
Yeah, some Canadian friends got me a ticket for the Avalon Ballroom show. Not a big fan, but looking forward to it.
1 year ago
And it sounds like you guys have the same problems that we have with summertime travel.
1 year ago
Yeah Only the UK doesn't have an actual summertime, it's more of a "less shitty but still shitty " kinda weather sitch
1 year ago
just coz its raining today doesn't mean it won't be sunny tomorrow
1 year ago
Fuck, send some of that rain this way. Hasn't rained in over a week here.
1 year ago
rained all day and not expected to improve until after the weekend
1 year ago
Well that sucks. No wonder the Brits spend so much time on Mucho.
1 year ago
went to the garden centre in the rain
1 year ago
I've actually been awake for over 24 hours now. I'd never be able to do this when I was on the sauce
1 year ago
Heinz red ;)
1 year ago
You should take some advice from Samuel L. Jackson, MD. That's not good for anybody.
1 year ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6SAJEZtkio
1 year ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hFkd0e2IjnI
1 year ago
here's the reference:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5oAY3Eoyr9o
1 year ago
Huh, I've actually never seen that. Been to the Barclays Center, but never seen that.
1 year ago
The Barclays center? hah, that's a thing?

It's a bank in the UK, and that was an ad
1 year ago
http://www.barclayscenter.com/
1 year ago
what the fuck have they got to do with sports arenas?!
1 year ago
Every major sports arena in the US is named after a huge corporation or bank. Basically, which ever company invests the most money to build the arena, gets to name the arena.
1 year ago
Only the oldest arenas are still named after athletes, unfortunately.
1 year ago
Same way in Canada...Air Canada Center?
1 year ago
Same everywhere. The biggest venue in London is the O2 Arena, biggest in Stockholm is Tele 2 Stadium, fuck even the shitty lil football stadium in my hometown is named after a local brewery.
1 year ago
There ya go. Follow the money.
1 year ago
oh yeah, I guess it's weird that it's a UK corp with a US presence
1 year ago
Eh, yeah, mot banks are multinational now anyway.
1 year ago
*most
1 year ago
The big stadium in Hamburg Germany was called AOL arena for a couple years, that weirded out the entire city.
1 year ago
We're not happy about it either, but what can you do? It's business.
1 year ago
Most Germans just refuse to use those corporation names, no colognian would ever talk about the "Rhine Energy Arena " it'll always be the "Müngersdorfer Stadion " to them and same goes for most venues that gave a proper history.
1 year ago
have*
1 year ago
yeah, but the whole city is named after aftershave
1 year ago
Oh yeah, we do the same thing. When I was a kid, we went to Macarthur Stadium (named after the WW II General) to watch the Syracuse Chiefs play minor-league baseball. In 1997, it became P&C stadium (after the grcoery store chain) when it was rebuilt. They got into some financial trouble...now it's NBT Bank Stadium.
1 year ago
I still call it Macarthur Stadium.
1 year ago
a) cologne and after shave are not the same thing

b) the smelly stuff is actually named after the city... look up 4711 if you wanna know more.
1 year ago
I knew dat bro. I was kidding.
1 year ago
one never knows...
1 year ago
I guess the preposterous concept that the ancient German city is named after an 'aftershave' isn't funny to a Teuton
1 year ago
especially not on mucho. that's why i'm so opposed to the "playing dumb" school of trollery, it forces you to assume that either everyone is a retard or everyone pretends to be one, either way it hampers conversation..
1 year ago
I don't care if people mistake me for being stupid. I'd rather be funny
1 year ago
no, but it's not even that far-fetched, loads of towns are named after historically dominant trading goods.... just think of all the towns that have "salz" (salt) in their name which was kind of a big deal in the middle ages.
1 year ago
I know bro. Dat was the joke
1 year ago
i'm just waiting for the day towns and landscapes get branded by advertising. cities like wolfsburg or leverkusen are so close to just officially being called "bayer town" or "volkswagen city" anyways.
1 year ago
Doesn't that sound ever so post-modern and progressive to you? I thought you'd be nursing a semi over that instead of seeming cynical
1 year ago
2075: "london city now officially known as "St. Chengdou-burg" thanks to a russian-chinese investment of 1 trillion pound peking"
1 year ago
post-modernism and corporate interests dont mix well for me...
1 year ago
also i'm more of a hyper-realist than a post-modernist... post-modernism just smashes things and admires the shards, hyper-realism uses them as mosaic pieces.

it's constructivism vrs. de-constructivism all over again, and i know where i stand in that. create over destroy...
1 year ago
One day in the distant future, there will be a real Disney world. Although in consistency with their current naming convention, it will be a planet called Disney Galaxy
1 year ago
VW already makes a Jetta that's known as "The Wolfsburg edition," so that sounds about right.
1 year ago
Best part is that quite a fe of those were made in Mexico.
1 year ago
*few
1 year ago
dude, i've been to several iterations of real life "planet disney"s and since you've been to bahrain i'm guessing so have you..
1 year ago
i love me some old jettas, back when cars still had edges..
1 year ago
That 1.8 liter turbo engine is small, but it's a blast to drive with.
1 year ago
Nah I was actually broke when I was working there. I didn't get paid until I got back home.
1 year ago
it's not about what you spend, it's what you see.. pre-packaged life that's sold back to you via constant unspoken transaction, the impossibility of random experience.... i like those people conveyor belts they have at airports. i hope planet disney has those everywhere, like the jetsons. they put you on it at birth and at age 80 it ends at the incinerator.
1 year ago
and it plays "it's a small world after all" during the entire ride
1 year ago
you could say that about a movie
1 year ago
Well, as long as it plays small world, I'm on board.
1 year ago
what a horrible night to have a curse
1 year ago
i have some 4711
smells nice but lasts all of 12 seconds...hence why you can buy it in almost costco sizes..
came out in 1792
1 year ago
Assuming fiddley's accurate on his description (which is a long shot)
Imagine that these mud hut barbarians are hosting the 2016 olympics
corrupt cunts(no offense to the irish terrorist and mucho member)
1 year ago
cause the us is not corrupt at all. or weherever the fuck youre from. dumbshit
1 year ago
speak of the devil
1 year ago
da fuck?
1 year ago
so whats new
1 year ago
...old users munching on the Mucho Corpse
1 year ago
missed any user tits posted?
1 year ago
titlessmanhands should post some more pics bitch is fuckable alright.
1 year ago
unless you count pro spammers and middle-aged british men, nope
1 year ago
wait - LL?
1 year ago
who else?
1 year ago
i cant even picture her anymore w/o the spectre of that hairy german giving her analingus.....

sort of a bonerkill
1 year ago
haha
1 year ago
just saw her bathtub pic again. its pretty meh realy. probably was on a bad streak last time i saw it
1 year ago
she's okay for a swede though
1 year ago
not that that's saying too much
1 year ago
dont underestimate the swedes. scandinavia has a lot to offer when it comes to tits
1 year ago
Hey Sweden!!!!
1 year ago
according to the unibrow ukranium 1 incher-
swedes are really just future chinks
1 year ago
From Cardiff I'll be traveling to Ilfrascoombe where I got cousins galore. They enjoy my visits because the pints are on ol cousin John.
1 year ago
I may skip London because of the Muzzies there. The muslim slums in London remind me of the Pakistanis here in Atlanta Ga.
1 year ago
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