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He's smoking more now but enjoying it less

Man burned alive during Brazilian prison riot

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by Squidley

submitted May 25th 2016

135 comments
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what prison riot ? do you have more info on that ?
2 years ago
the fuck you think he is, MI6?
2 years ago
im just interested in know where he gets his information from
2 years ago
i mean out of a prison riot and what appears to be the whole prison population decided to burn this one guy ? why ??
2 years ago
not only that but yet again squidturd has written a description based on what he read on another website with no evidence to show.
2 years ago
he's written based solely on 'thats what it said on the source'
2 years ago
either he's a gullible fuckwit or he thinks we are
2 years ago
i mean he could have just put 'dude wrapped in a mattress gets burned by onlookers'
2 years ago
I think my description is a good one. Hes smoking more than he usually does and hes obviously not enjoying it.
2 years ago
you would never get a good comfy mattress like that in prison
2 years ago
And he would know^
2 years ago
ive got a good description 'fries-please is gonna kick the living shit out of squidley and squidley isnt going to enjoy it'
2 years ago
You've been saying that for year, fries. Gonna have to see when he pays a visit to England.
2 years ago
we had shitty thin blue foam crap that didn't hold its form, I had two for my back but was still shit
2 years ago
MG is correct about the mattress , the police holding cell i spent the one night in had a matress that was about 2 inch thick. the floor would have been more comfortable
2 years ago
for your back? What else would a mattress be for?
2 years ago
for sleeping
2 years ago
so they didn't give you a sleeping matress?
2 years ago
Don't even try.
2 years ago
@ fries. Ok buggerbbutt I've made arrangements to be with relatives in Cardiff aorund the first of September.
2 years ago
I'll let you know when I get there.
2 years ago
Oh shit! It's on like Donkey Kong!
2 years ago
ohhhhhhhhh!
2 years ago
as if i make a habit of going to Wales.
2 years ago
Weren't you in Wales last week, fries?
2 years ago
You will fucking get to wales, and you will fuck that yank up!
2 years ago
White Rose Way to the M18, for starters. Easy enough.
2 years ago
I have a feeling that squidley is about 6'5"
2 years ago
Idk about that, but the man has been to war, so there's that to consider.
2 years ago
war ... he was a fucking offie boy
2 years ago
office
2 years ago
And you rode on a scooter. I'm sure that's so stressful.
2 years ago
also fries is about 5'5" so there;s that
2 years ago
Aww, foofie's a little guy lol
2 years ago
I actually don;t know that, I'm just guessing from vague recollection.

It's cool, it's tyson stature
2 years ago
Whatever the fuck that means.
2 years ago
Wait, Mike Tyson? He hasn't since the 90's, dude.
2 years ago
*fought since
2 years ago
yeah and?
2 years ago
You could've made a more modern reference. Nowadays you say "Tyson" and nobody knows wtf you're talking aboot.
2 years ago
wait a minute, you went to wales on a scooter fries?
2 years ago
something like that
2 years ago
that's a long ride from donny
2 years ago
Looks to be about an hour by car. On a scooter that must take an eternity.
2 years ago
wouldn't be a hour, traffic round Birmingham will be a nightmare even by motorway
2 years ago
an hour ?
2 years ago
Construction on the M1, too.
2 years ago
roadworks ? then finished
2 years ago
Ok, if I said Carl Froch, would you know who I was talking about?
2 years ago
they
2 years ago
to get on the M42 is easy, getting off the M42 and back onto the M1 north is a fucked up
2 years ago
Actually Frampton would be a better comparison
2 years ago
That works. Going to see Frampton in June, come to think of it.
2 years ago
Are you? Nice
2 years ago
Yeah, some Canadian friends got me a ticket for the Avalon Ballroom show. Not a big fan, but looking forward to it.
2 years ago
And it sounds like you guys have the same problems that we have with summertime travel.
2 years ago
Yeah Only the UK doesn't have an actual summertime, it's more of a "less shitty but still shitty " kinda weather sitch
2 years ago
just coz its raining today doesn't mean it won't be sunny tomorrow
2 years ago
Fuck, send some of that rain this way. Hasn't rained in over a week here.
2 years ago
rained all day and not expected to improve until after the weekend
2 years ago
Well that sucks. No wonder the Brits spend so much time on Mucho.
2 years ago
went to the garden centre in the rain
2 years ago
I've actually been awake for over 24 hours now. I'd never be able to do this when I was on the sauce
2 years ago
Heinz red ;)
2 years ago
You should take some advice from Samuel L. Jackson, MD. That's not good for anybody.
2 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6SAJEZtkio
2 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hFkd0e2IjnI
2 years ago
here's the reference:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5oAY3Eoyr9o
2 years ago
Huh, I've actually never seen that. Been to the Barclays Center, but never seen that.
2 years ago
The Barclays center? hah, that's a thing?

It's a bank in the UK, and that was an ad
2 years ago
http://www.barclayscenter.com/
2 years ago
what the fuck have they got to do with sports arenas?!
2 years ago
Every major sports arena in the US is named after a huge corporation or bank. Basically, which ever company invests the most money to build the arena, gets to name the arena.
2 years ago
Only the oldest arenas are still named after athletes, unfortunately.
2 years ago
Same way in Canada...Air Canada Center?
2 years ago
Same everywhere. The biggest venue in London is the O2 Arena, biggest in Stockholm is Tele 2 Stadium, fuck even the shitty lil football stadium in my hometown is named after a local brewery.
2 years ago
There ya go. Follow the money.
2 years ago
oh yeah, I guess it's weird that it's a UK corp with a US presence
2 years ago
Eh, yeah, mot banks are multinational now anyway.
2 years ago
*most
2 years ago
The big stadium in Hamburg Germany was called AOL arena for a couple years, that weirded out the entire city.
2 years ago
We're not happy about it either, but what can you do? It's business.
2 years ago
Most Germans just refuse to use those corporation names, no colognian would ever talk about the "Rhine Energy Arena " it'll always be the "Müngersdorfer Stadion " to them and same goes for most venues that gave a proper history.
2 years ago
have*
2 years ago
yeah, but the whole city is named after aftershave
2 years ago
Oh yeah, we do the same thing. When I was a kid, we went to Macarthur Stadium (named after the WW II General) to watch the Syracuse Chiefs play minor-league baseball. In 1997, it became P&C stadium (after the grcoery store chain) when it was rebuilt. They got into some financial trouble...now it's NBT Bank Stadium.
2 years ago
I still call it Macarthur Stadium.
2 years ago
a) cologne and after shave are not the same thing

b) the smelly stuff is actually named after the city... look up 4711 if you wanna know more.
2 years ago
I knew dat bro. I was kidding.
2 years ago
one never knows...
2 years ago
I guess the preposterous concept that the ancient German city is named after an 'aftershave' isn't funny to a Teuton
2 years ago
especially not on mucho. that's why i'm so opposed to the "playing dumb" school of trollery, it forces you to assume that either everyone is a retard or everyone pretends to be one, either way it hampers conversation..
2 years ago
I don't care if people mistake me for being stupid. I'd rather be funny
2 years ago
no, but it's not even that far-fetched, loads of towns are named after historically dominant trading goods.... just think of all the towns that have "salz" (salt) in their name which was kind of a big deal in the middle ages.
2 years ago
I know bro. Dat was the joke
2 years ago
i'm just waiting for the day towns and landscapes get branded by advertising. cities like wolfsburg or leverkusen are so close to just officially being called "bayer town" or "volkswagen city" anyways.
2 years ago
Doesn't that sound ever so post-modern and progressive to you? I thought you'd be nursing a semi over that instead of seeming cynical
2 years ago
2075: "london city now officially known as "St. Chengdou-burg" thanks to a russian-chinese investment of 1 trillion pound peking"
2 years ago
post-modernism and corporate interests dont mix well for me...
2 years ago
also i'm more of a hyper-realist than a post-modernist... post-modernism just smashes things and admires the shards, hyper-realism uses them as mosaic pieces.

it's constructivism vrs. de-constructivism all over again, and i know where i stand in that. create over destroy...
2 years ago
One day in the distant future, there will be a real Disney world. Although in consistency with their current naming convention, it will be a planet called Disney Galaxy
2 years ago
VW already makes a Jetta that's known as "The Wolfsburg edition," so that sounds about right.
2 years ago
Best part is that quite a fe of those were made in Mexico.
2 years ago
*few
2 years ago
dude, i've been to several iterations of real life "planet disney"s and since you've been to bahrain i'm guessing so have you..
2 years ago
i love me some old jettas, back when cars still had edges..
2 years ago
That 1.8 liter turbo engine is small, but it's a blast to drive with.
2 years ago
Nah I was actually broke when I was working there. I didn't get paid until I got back home.
2 years ago
it's not about what you spend, it's what you see.. pre-packaged life that's sold back to you via constant unspoken transaction, the impossibility of random experience.... i like those people conveyor belts they have at airports. i hope planet disney has those everywhere, like the jetsons. they put you on it at birth and at age 80 it ends at the incinerator.
2 years ago
and it plays "it's a small world after all" during the entire ride
2 years ago
you could say that about a movie
2 years ago
Well, as long as it plays small world, I'm on board.
2 years ago
what a horrible night to have a curse
2 years ago
i have some 4711
smells nice but lasts all of 12 seconds...hence why you can buy it in almost costco sizes..
came out in 1792
2 years ago
Assuming fiddley's accurate on his description (which is a long shot)
Imagine that these mud hut barbarians are hosting the 2016 olympics
corrupt cunts(no offense to the irish terrorist and mucho member)
2 years ago
cause the us is not corrupt at all. or weherever the fuck youre from. dumbshit
2 years ago
speak of the devil
2 years ago
da fuck?
2 years ago
so whats new
2 years ago
...old users munching on the Mucho Corpse
2 years ago
missed any user tits posted?
2 years ago
titlessmanhands should post some more pics bitch is fuckable alright.
2 years ago
unless you count pro spammers and middle-aged british men, nope
2 years ago
wait - LL?
2 years ago
who else?
2 years ago
i cant even picture her anymore w/o the spectre of that hairy german giving her analingus.....

sort of a bonerkill
2 years ago
haha
2 years ago
just saw her bathtub pic again. its pretty meh realy. probably was on a bad streak last time i saw it
2 years ago
she's okay for a swede though
2 years ago
not that that's saying too much
2 years ago
dont underestimate the swedes. scandinavia has a lot to offer when it comes to tits
2 years ago
Hey Sweden!!!!
2 years ago
according to the unibrow ukranium 1 incher-
swedes are really just future chinks
2 years ago
From Cardiff I'll be traveling to Ilfrascoombe where I got cousins galore. They enjoy my visits because the pints are on ol cousin John.
2 years ago
I may skip London because of the Muzzies there. The muslim slums in London remind me of the Pakistanis here in Atlanta Ga.
2 years ago
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