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Texas Road Rage

Resolving traffic congestion the best way they know how to.

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by Dokujitsu

submitted May 21st 2016

145 comments
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What a fine specimen of the human race
1 year ago
Which one?
1 year ago
Landwhale 1 and 2
1 year ago
Whales is good eatin'
1 year ago
It reminded me of that thing where people put on sumo fat suits and fight for fun.
1 year ago
You mean the USA?
1 year ago
Yeah, this is going on right now in any given Wallmart parking lot.
1 year ago
Get ready for a surprise!!!!!!
1 year ago
the 2 brown people in the white car purchased said car legitimately ?
1 year ago
TWO WEEKS
1 year ago
The best part was the use of the turn signal at the end.... not afraid to let people know where he's going....
1 year ago
I love a happy ending.
1 year ago
The fact the white trash side of this had said argument with a cigarette hanging from his mouth was most impressive.
1 year ago
shoot out on the freeway later I expect
1 year ago
So THIS is where that meme is from!
1 year ago
what meme?
1 year ago
Your meme
1 year ago
And your dede too

:)
1 year ago
If you have visited anywhere other than this shit hole you would've seen it. So go fucking find it.
1 year ago
* cryax jingles keys for ezo *
1 year ago
Jokes on you, that only works when jrob does it.
1 year ago
I visited your mum and couldn't find her vagina
1 year ago
Damn mucho is full of fuckin' lames now. It will never be the same without jorb. RIP.
1 year ago
Fuck off pimple face
1 year ago
*yawn*
1 year ago
eh, he is somewhat right
1 year ago
but yeah fuck of pimple face

go gnaw marrow from a bone
1 year ago
Here this ones only 4 years old, he's just a punk ass kid.

http://muchosucko.com/user/Ezophagothomia
1 year ago
Yeah lemme just fuck right "of"
Oh man, you guys sure are pwning me right now.
1 year ago
The butthurt is real. Over petty shit, too. This is gold.
1 year ago
Well that was a comment stutter
1 year ago
Fucking degenerate.
1 year ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJKLXlkbhuY
1 year ago
tl;dw
1 year ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5FjWe31S_0g
1 year ago
Ezo's lamo
1 year ago
* possum waves @ ezo *
1 year ago
*slaps your ass on the way out and waves bye*
1 year ago
Sup Possum
1 year ago
fuck are you on about? You're one of the lamest faggots to ever frequent the site, brow ridge
1 year ago
At this point I'm just replying to your butthurt. I'm not "on" anything. Feel free to leave.
1 year ago
what exactly am I butthurt about doctor butthurt?

Fucking noob
1 year ago
Aww you guys still use noob? That's so adorable!
1 year ago
So much nostalgia it's like I'm back in 2008 with the mom jokes and being called a noob!
1 year ago
wait is it because you implied I was lame?

Because yeah, that cut to the bone. Kinda like you with a stone tool, faggot
1 year ago
From what I understand the only people who still use noob are runescape players. But that's just tradition. Those were the days.
1 year ago
Why so angry Mako? Not getting enough love from daddy lately?
1 year ago
I'll be your daddy.
1 year ago
I have to use the word noob, because it is the correct term you fucking permanoob

why dont you make yourself useful and go find something to sub princess zygoma
1 year ago
Oh shit I've just been permanoobed on mucho. Whatever shall I do?!
1 year ago
Sub what? I'm too lazy to go to live leak and download a video to post it here.
1 year ago
Mucho is just a copy and paste shit show of liveleak/crazyshit etc. At least there I won't have to see this vexing drivel.
1 year ago
PLEASE go to liveleak and call somebody a noob so they can shun you, oh my god that would make my fucking year lmao.
1 year ago
oh i get it "mom jokes" are "lame" but dad jokes are cutting edge
1 year ago
I only said the dad joke to follow up with "I'll be your daddy". Derp. Idiot lmfao.
1 year ago
Man we look so stupid right now, Mako. Can't we just kiss and make up?
1 year ago
lol were you shunned on liveleak? Did they hurt you, autralopithecus?
1 year ago
You butchered my scientific name, asshole.
1 year ago
If you don't like this site GTFO

Ezophagothomia
If you have visited anywhere other than this shit hole you would've seen it. So go fucking find it.
28 minutes agoreport spam | like | told to stfu | 1 stfus
1 year ago
But getting you angry (which wasn't my initial intention but hey, I take what comes at me) is so much fun.
1 year ago
Please we won't mind

Ezophagothomia
If you have visited anywhere other than this shit hole you would've seen it. So go fucking find it.
28 minutes agoreport spam | like | told to stfu | 1 stfus
1 year ago
great, we got a liveleak reject who cant be bothered to sub anything but whines in the comments about how lame the site is

thanks for your contribution phaggot
1 year ago
worse than fucking mako. At least he is blissful in his ignorance
1 year ago
So stating facts is tantamount to whining. Sweet!
1 year ago
Mako, my Dulcinea, I thought we were gonna kiss and makeup? ;(
1 year ago
ok made a valid point, now what? You want a cupcake?
1 year ago
I want your cupcake, baby.
1 year ago
^fag
1 year ago
I know I'm a female ass grabber, Whunu. No need to state the obvious.
1 year ago
my cupcake is reserved for barret, paleolithian
1 year ago
now show me that fucking meme, princess
1 year ago
Barret, jorb and I were supposed to have a threesome in Barret's sewer. That never happened ;(
1 year ago
yeah, well I blame you for them leaving
1 year ago
You gave MD shit for saying noob.....but you just pulled that female ass grabber line from the 80's out of your butthole.

Hypocrite
1 year ago
I had to with your 2008 insult of calling me a bundle of sticks....
1 year ago
I'd sub it but it'd just get downvoted into oblivion.
And I'm only indirectly involved in that!
1 year ago
don't be a pussy
1 year ago
Yeah, it's all good. Do it.
1 year ago
Nah u guys tryna trick me
1 year ago
*beats rock* I will not have it!
1 year ago
I like you live up to your appearance. You know the whole beating rocks, gnawing marrow off bones and carrying a club around caveman "neanderthal" thing.

http://muchosucko.com/99806/Fuck-It
1 year ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YD36ZhpHPpE
1 year ago
Look at that sexy mofo
1 year ago
we ain't trying to trick you ffs. Is it just an image? upload it in a comment through imgur
1 year ago
Oh my god. Pause at 1:22. That's the image people use to make memes. There.
1 year ago
Doesn't he have to have pro to do that?

Or is that just youtube links
1 year ago
oh yeah, you're right
1 year ago
not even pro and whining about the muchoers
1 year ago
i thought ezo was funy mostly
i think MD is funy mostly

* possum wishes there were more funy people still on MS *
1 year ago
* NixonsGhost looks left *


* NixonsGhost looks right *


you ass hole
1 year ago
what i say?
1 year ago
I don't know I'm tired.... no sleep in two days...... fucking game consoles.....
1 year ago
so - you are getting paid for this, right?

...
1 year ago
RIGHT?
1 year ago
Oh yeah.... seagull is gonna pay......
1 year ago
And Anyone else who wants one too.....ALL FOR SALE
1 year ago
Hence the expensive tags....
1 year ago
i'll trade you a ten year old cat for one
1 year ago
What else ya got?
1 year ago
might even throw in a hairball or two if you respond NOW
1 year ago
...free shipping
1 year ago
Fynw
1 year ago
Also, I only know shipping with postage due....
1 year ago
Cheap fuck!
1 year ago
Pay pal me, bitch....
1 year ago
Give me your number, bitch.
1 year ago
Hey cap'n, what other computing artifacts from the long long ago you got collecting dust? You should sub some pics.....
1 year ago
You cute cunts!
1 year ago
* possum covers nads *
1 year ago
MrPres, I had a whole bunch of stuff, including a "printer" museum I had in my old office which I closed for the company last year. It was just too much to bring home and I even seriously considered renting a storage garage, but in the end it was better to just scrap it.

To that end I still have some stuff here including some early model CPUs and other junk.
1 year ago
Well, pics if you ever get around too it..... we can see who has the coolest old shit.....
1 year ago
And let votes decide......
1 year ago
I took a pic of the "pile" though. I'll look at it and see if it is post worthy.
1 year ago
Old guys posting pics of their junk. Smh.
1 year ago
Jealousy in the youngins
1 year ago
My junk's bigger.
1 year ago
Lies of the youth....
1 year ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUM2YXhJ5L8
1 year ago
I have no idea what language those subtitles are in.
1 year ago
I'll zip your face off
1 year ago
Posseneese?
1 year ago
I drove past the Zippo museum the other day. Didn't get a chance to stop.
1 year ago
Slacker
1 year ago
Dude, have you ever been to Bradford? Not a bad place, but that's all there is to do in that area.
1 year ago
I don't leave my lab unless it's an emergancy.
1 year ago
Well, emergancys do pop up now and then.
1 year ago
Sometimes a lot when experiments fail or yield unexpected outcomes....
1 year ago
There's a fuckin zippo museum up there?
1 year ago
Yeah, right off 219.
1 year ago
Nice.
1 year ago
It's a nice ride on the bike. Goes right through the Allegheny forest.
1 year ago
Rickshaw?
1 year ago
Honda Rebel.
1 year ago
You and fries can start a gang
1 year ago
I don't think fries scooter can do 112 kmh.
1 year ago
I'll modify it for him
1 year ago
Better do it soon, cause I'm headed back there to get the new bike.
1 year ago
What bike
1 year ago
Watch out, he wants to steal it
1 year ago
Also, lol @ whunu trying to use others face pics to pwn. We all know what that trailer trash retard looks like
1 year ago
I really liked the 3 YouTube links...creative.
1 year ago
By the way, since cryax has the time to mash that gay button. Using another's avatar used to be a bannable offense. I'm thinking its time we revisited that.
1 year ago
retroactively
1 year ago
i miss living in Houston...
it made me feel so much better about being from sodak
1 year ago
recover password
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