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Texas Road Rage

Resolving traffic congestion the best way they know how to.

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by Dokujitsu

submitted May 21st 2016

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What a fine specimen of the human race
2 years ago
Which one?
2 years ago
Landwhale 1 and 2
2 years ago
Whales is good eatin'
2 years ago
It reminded me of that thing where people put on sumo fat suits and fight for fun.
2 years ago
You mean the USA?
2 years ago
Yeah, this is going on right now in any given Wallmart parking lot.
2 years ago
Get ready for a surprise!!!!!!
2 years ago
the 2 brown people in the white car purchased said car legitimately ?
2 years ago
TWO WEEKS
2 years ago
The best part was the use of the turn signal at the end.... not afraid to let people know where he's going....
2 years ago
I love a happy ending.
2 years ago
The fact the white trash side of this had said argument with a cigarette hanging from his mouth was most impressive.
2 years ago
shoot out on the freeway later I expect
2 years ago
So THIS is where that meme is from!
2 years ago
what meme?
2 years ago
Your meme
2 years ago
And your dede too

:)
2 years ago
If you have visited anywhere other than this shit hole you would've seen it. So go fucking find it.
2 years ago
* cryax jingles keys for ezo *
2 years ago
Jokes on you, that only works when jrob does it.
2 years ago
I visited your mum and couldn't find her vagina
2 years ago
Damn mucho is full of fuckin' lames now. It will never be the same without jorb. RIP.
2 years ago
Fuck off pimple face
2 years ago
*yawn*
2 years ago
eh, he is somewhat right
2 years ago
but yeah fuck of pimple face

go gnaw marrow from a bone
2 years ago
Here this ones only 4 years old, he's just a punk ass kid.

http://muchosucko.com/user/Ezophagothomia
2 years ago
Yeah lemme just fuck right "of"
Oh man, you guys sure are pwning me right now.
2 years ago
The butthurt is real. Over petty shit, too. This is gold.
2 years ago
Well that was a comment stutter
2 years ago
Fucking degenerate.
2 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJKLXlkbhuY
2 years ago
tl;dw
2 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5FjWe31S_0g
2 years ago
Ezo's lamo
2 years ago
* possum waves @ ezo *
2 years ago
*slaps your ass on the way out and waves bye*
2 years ago
Sup Possum
2 years ago
fuck are you on about? You're one of the lamest faggots to ever frequent the site, brow ridge
2 years ago
At this point I'm just replying to your butthurt. I'm not "on" anything. Feel free to leave.
2 years ago
what exactly am I butthurt about doctor butthurt?

Fucking noob
2 years ago
Aww you guys still use noob? That's so adorable!
2 years ago
So much nostalgia it's like I'm back in 2008 with the mom jokes and being called a noob!
2 years ago
wait is it because you implied I was lame?

Because yeah, that cut to the bone. Kinda like you with a stone tool, faggot
2 years ago
From what I understand the only people who still use noob are runescape players. But that's just tradition. Those were the days.
2 years ago
Why so angry Mako? Not getting enough love from daddy lately?
2 years ago
I'll be your daddy.
2 years ago
I have to use the word noob, because it is the correct term you fucking permanoob

why dont you make yourself useful and go find something to sub princess zygoma
2 years ago
Oh shit I've just been permanoobed on mucho. Whatever shall I do?!
2 years ago
Sub what? I'm too lazy to go to live leak and download a video to post it here.
2 years ago
Mucho is just a copy and paste shit show of liveleak/crazyshit etc. At least there I won't have to see this vexing drivel.
2 years ago
PLEASE go to liveleak and call somebody a noob so they can shun you, oh my god that would make my fucking year lmao.
2 years ago
oh i get it "mom jokes" are "lame" but dad jokes are cutting edge
2 years ago
I only said the dad joke to follow up with "I'll be your daddy". Derp. Idiot lmfao.
2 years ago
Man we look so stupid right now, Mako. Can't we just kiss and make up?
2 years ago
lol were you shunned on liveleak? Did they hurt you, autralopithecus?
2 years ago
You butchered my scientific name, asshole.
2 years ago
If you don't like this site GTFO

Ezophagothomia
If you have visited anywhere other than this shit hole you would've seen it. So go fucking find it.
28 minutes agoreport spam | like | told to stfu | 1 stfus
2 years ago
But getting you angry (which wasn't my initial intention but hey, I take what comes at me) is so much fun.
2 years ago
Please we won't mind

Ezophagothomia
If you have visited anywhere other than this shit hole you would've seen it. So go fucking find it.
28 minutes agoreport spam | like | told to stfu | 1 stfus
2 years ago
great, we got a liveleak reject who cant be bothered to sub anything but whines in the comments about how lame the site is

thanks for your contribution phaggot
2 years ago
worse than fucking mako. At least he is blissful in his ignorance
2 years ago
So stating facts is tantamount to whining. Sweet!
2 years ago
Mako, my Dulcinea, I thought we were gonna kiss and makeup? ;(
2 years ago
ok made a valid point, now what? You want a cupcake?
2 years ago
I want your cupcake, baby.
2 years ago
^fag
2 years ago
I know I'm a female ass grabber, Whunu. No need to state the obvious.
2 years ago
my cupcake is reserved for barret, paleolithian
2 years ago
now show me that fucking meme, princess
2 years ago
Barret, jorb and I were supposed to have a threesome in Barret's sewer. That never happened ;(
2 years ago
yeah, well I blame you for them leaving
2 years ago
You gave MD shit for saying noob.....but you just pulled that female ass grabber line from the 80's out of your butthole.

Hypocrite
2 years ago
I had to with your 2008 insult of calling me a bundle of sticks....
2 years ago
I'd sub it but it'd just get downvoted into oblivion.
And I'm only indirectly involved in that!
2 years ago
don't be a pussy
2 years ago
Yeah, it's all good. Do it.
2 years ago
Nah u guys tryna trick me
2 years ago
*beats rock* I will not have it!
2 years ago
I like you live up to your appearance. You know the whole beating rocks, gnawing marrow off bones and carrying a club around caveman "neanderthal" thing.

http://muchosucko.com/99806/Fuck-It
2 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YD36ZhpHPpE
2 years ago
Look at that sexy mofo
2 years ago
we ain't trying to trick you ffs. Is it just an image? upload it in a comment through imgur
2 years ago
Oh my god. Pause at 1:22. That's the image people use to make memes. There.
2 years ago
Doesn't he have to have pro to do that?

Or is that just youtube links
2 years ago
oh yeah, you're right
2 years ago
not even pro and whining about the muchoers
2 years ago
i thought ezo was funy mostly
i think MD is funy mostly

* possum wishes there were more funy people still on MS *
2 years ago
* NixonsGhost looks left *


* NixonsGhost looks right *


you ass hole
2 years ago
what i say?
2 years ago
I don't know I'm tired.... no sleep in two days...... fucking game consoles.....
2 years ago
so - you are getting paid for this, right?

...
2 years ago
RIGHT?
2 years ago
Oh yeah.... seagull is gonna pay......
2 years ago
And Anyone else who wants one too.....ALL FOR SALE
2 years ago
Hence the expensive tags....
2 years ago
i'll trade you a ten year old cat for one
2 years ago
What else ya got?
2 years ago
might even throw in a hairball or two if you respond NOW
2 years ago
...free shipping
2 years ago
Fynw
2 years ago
Also, I only know shipping with postage due....
2 years ago
Cheap fuck!
2 years ago
Pay pal me, bitch....
2 years ago
Give me your number, bitch.
2 years ago
Hey cap'n, what other computing artifacts from the long long ago you got collecting dust? You should sub some pics.....
2 years ago
You cute cunts!
2 years ago
* possum covers nads *
2 years ago
MrPres, I had a whole bunch of stuff, including a "printer" museum I had in my old office which I closed for the company last year. It was just too much to bring home and I even seriously considered renting a storage garage, but in the end it was better to just scrap it.

To that end I still have some stuff here including some early model CPUs and other junk.
2 years ago
Well, pics if you ever get around too it..... we can see who has the coolest old shit.....
2 years ago
And let votes decide......
2 years ago
I took a pic of the "pile" though. I'll look at it and see if it is post worthy.
2 years ago
Old guys posting pics of their junk. Smh.
2 years ago
Jealousy in the youngins
2 years ago
My junk's bigger.
2 years ago
Lies of the youth....
2 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUM2YXhJ5L8
2 years ago
I have no idea what language those subtitles are in.
2 years ago
I'll zip your face off
2 years ago
Posseneese?
2 years ago
I drove past the Zippo museum the other day. Didn't get a chance to stop.
2 years ago
Slacker
2 years ago
Dude, have you ever been to Bradford? Not a bad place, but that's all there is to do in that area.
2 years ago
I don't leave my lab unless it's an emergancy.
2 years ago
Well, emergancys do pop up now and then.
2 years ago
Sometimes a lot when experiments fail or yield unexpected outcomes....
2 years ago
There's a fuckin zippo museum up there?
2 years ago
Yeah, right off 219.
2 years ago
Nice.
2 years ago
It's a nice ride on the bike. Goes right through the Allegheny forest.
2 years ago
Rickshaw?
2 years ago
Honda Rebel.
2 years ago
You and fries can start a gang
2 years ago
I don't think fries scooter can do 112 kmh.
2 years ago
I'll modify it for him
2 years ago
Better do it soon, cause I'm headed back there to get the new bike.
2 years ago
What bike
2 years ago
Watch out, he wants to steal it
2 years ago
Also, lol @ whunu trying to use others face pics to pwn. We all know what that trailer trash retard looks like
2 years ago
I really liked the 3 YouTube links...creative.
2 years ago
By the way, since cryax has the time to mash that gay button. Using another's avatar used to be a bannable offense. I'm thinking its time we revisited that.
2 years ago
retroactively
2 years ago
i miss living in Houston...
it made me feel so much better about being from sodak
2 years ago
recover password
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