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by loslobos

submitted May 20th 2016

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Neither
1 year ago
does this even make sense
1 year ago
Is that shitbird in drag?
1 year ago
one on the bottom looks like niki minaj
1 year ago
one on top looks like a tranny had a near-fatal encounter with a can of compressed air and a pirated copy of photoshop
1 year ago
Thats why I'm going for the bottom one. It looks like it could take a good fucking and possibly still be female.
1 year ago
no nigger, yo go for the bottom one cuz you're a gay faggot
1 year ago
i blame the gender segregated dorms at starfleet academy
1 year ago
Why are you calling me a nigger? I'm whiter than paper, just grew up in da hood.
1 year ago
There's different colors of paper..... maybe he meant you're a nigger on the inside... you know, from da hood....
1 year ago
Speaking of the hood, Jim: A cook at Anchor Bar was shot and killed earlier.
1 year ago
I dunno what's worse. The fact a dude got shot at the anchor or that I laughed at that.

Who fuckin carries into that place?
1 year ago
He was targeted. The guy walked right into the kitchen and just started firing. One round ricocheted and hit another person, but he's gonna be okay. Shooter ran down the alley and they don't have a suspect yet. Quite a few cameras recorded the whole thing, though.
1 year ago
I go to the one in Amherst. Downtown isn't as fun as it used to be.
1 year ago
They be cookin up gangsta wings n shit up there.
1 year ago
I hate that you can get their wings in Vegas now....
1 year ago
That location actually closed in February.
1 year ago
If they're both trannys I'd have to skip both of them.
1 year ago
like a donkey starving to death when faced with to equal bales of hay
1 year ago
two*
1 year ago
You actually thought the proper way to spell two was to. Someone told you.
1 year ago
wait...
wat?
1 year ago
squid - fucking bird speaks more betterer english than both of combined i think

:(

at least i still have "Deutsch Mit Emil" from my freshman in college days
...that class (at the University of South Dakota, in 1982) was taught by a German expat named Werner Kitzler...he was perhaps the most unpleasant person i have ever met in my life...he told me the first day of class that i would never get a grade better than a C from him...he once tipped over a desk containing a sleeping co-ed and banished her...he also told me i was a whiner and i should either suck it up or drop his german class when i had the gall to miss three days of school after my stupid dad died (DUI of course)

good times
1 year ago
i blame seagull for all of this
1 year ago
"more better" is one of my more favorite sayings.... I use it a lot at work......
1 year ago
*Mo' betta
1 year ago
"this HP oscilloscope is more better than that Tektronix model"
1 year ago
*this HP shit is mo' betta than this Tektronix shit.
1 year ago
That's layman terms..... I was being technical...
1 year ago
fucking noids
1 year ago
Or as I like to call it.... retardineering....
1 year ago
I have a friend that instead of saying "it's nigger rigged," he says its afroengineered
1 year ago
* NixonsGhost steals that *
1 year ago
Hi niggers. Is different than: sup niggas
1 year ago
I hate when people say "the n word."
1 year ago
* possum steals hat *
1 year ago
Not “nigger” by the way. I mean the “N” word, literally whenever a white lady on CNN with nice hair says: “The ‘N’ word.” That’s just white people getting away with saying nigger, that’s all that is. They found a way to say nigger. “N word.” It’s bullshit cause when you say the “N word” you put the word nigger in the listeners head. That’s what saying a word is. You say the N word and I go "oh she means nigger."
1 year ago
* NixonsGhost goes outside and yells "nigger nigger nigger" for no reason other than it will make my white neighbors uncomfortable and the black ones avoid me *
1 year ago
tbh i dont think i have ever said that word...

* possum starts a list of words he has never said and ambles *
1 year ago
1 - belch
1 year ago
i mean, seriously
1 year ago
I don't think I've ever said antidisestablishmentarianism. Never had the occasion to use it.
1 year ago
^ that counts
1 year ago
* possum burps *
1 year ago
*belches
1 year ago
i dont say nigger anymore..i say N'er

"would you look at that fuckin tree N'er run?"
1 year ago
no gooders is also a good dave chappelle inspired choice
1 year ago
fuck you billy the stfuer
1 year ago
Stop sounding like fries.
1 year ago
stop sounding like bird
1 year ago
Stop sounding like bono
1 year ago
(inside joke shark - no offense)
1 year ago
change yer goddamned avy you pale freak
1 year ago
NEVER!
1 year ago
Stop sounding like possum (also an inside joke)
1 year ago
* possum is confused now *
1 year ago
Interdaywalker
1 year ago
Dr. Fuck!!!!!!!!
1 year ago
WELL WELL MR GYM THE FIREQUACK RETURNS
1 year ago
President Asshole!
1 year ago
caps for effect
1 year ago
no
1 year ago
stop whining faux krauthammer
1 year ago
i like that one billy
1 year ago
Stop sounding like HerbyVerstinks.
1 year ago
Stop sounding like Mako
1 year ago
herby is better than all of us
1 year ago
hi smerf..what brings you around this shithole?
1 year ago
Stop pretending to be a doctor.
1 year ago
Meh, bored. Nothing else to do tonight
1 year ago
so you thought you'd bring your boring shit to the boringest place in boringville?
1 year ago
solid plan sir
1 year ago
this is what a 17 year old billy mays was drawing whilst on meth
http://i.imgur.com/urDrPcJ.jpg
1 year ago
and
http://i.imgur.com/PS5V0SF.jpg
1 year ago
I actually like that last one
1 year ago
i sure had some ithues
1 year ago
apparently with fetuses
1 year ago
Wow, those are in pretty good shape, considering they were drawn in the 1960's.
1 year ago
he millennial..like didnt start in 1993
1 year ago
*hey
1 year ago
1993...I was a junior in high school. So that would be Generation X.
1 year ago
Generation X is the best generation.....
1 year ago
You lazy fucking kids!!!!!
1 year ago
Get a job!!!!
1 year ago
Shit, I was slaving away at the General in 1993.
1 year ago
*taking 45 minute breaks in the parking lot
1 year ago
Like a nigga
1 year ago
*N'er
1 year ago
Dude, how dare you. I was a sys admin for the Economics department which at the time, used Wang computers.
1 year ago
Yeah, Jim was slaving away at Dollar General in '93 like a nigga
1 year ago
DG for me will always be Data General which got bought by EMC in like 1997.
1 year ago
Sure it will, Jimmy.
1 year ago
Nigga please
1 year ago
....damn, you're all old
1 year ago
I'm only half paying attention anyway. Rockabilly Zombie Weekend is on and it's simply riveting.
1 year ago
Was converted into a daywalker in 1789^^
1 year ago
* NixonsGhost turns up ACDC and reads what the fuck has been going on *
1 year ago
@nixon

You go yelling nigger
1 year ago
@poss

You're full of shit, you nigger saying mother fucker
1 year ago
I stopped reading this thread at "Werner Kitzler " in a fit of hysteric laughter.....

Homework: describe the ways in which possums life could have went differently had he known at that time that "Kitzler" is the German word for clitoris.
1 year ago
I guess that would explain a few things
1 year ago
wow

i really wasnt kidding about the guys name, even at all...wtf?

* possum klemperers off *
1 year ago
Neither was I
1 year ago
Sadly, the bottom one is actually a woman.....
1 year ago
*top
1 year ago
Is that Nicki
1 year ago
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