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by loslobos

submitted May 20th 2016

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Neither
2 years ago
does this even make sense
2 years ago
Is that shitbird in drag?
2 years ago
one on the bottom looks like niki minaj
2 years ago
one on top looks like a tranny had a near-fatal encounter with a can of compressed air and a pirated copy of photoshop
2 years ago
Thats why I'm going for the bottom one. It looks like it could take a good fucking and possibly still be female.
2 years ago
no nigger, yo go for the bottom one cuz you're a gay faggot
2 years ago
i blame the gender segregated dorms at starfleet academy
2 years ago
Why are you calling me a nigger? I'm whiter than paper, just grew up in da hood.
2 years ago
There's different colors of paper..... maybe he meant you're a nigger on the inside... you know, from da hood....
2 years ago
Speaking of the hood, Jim: A cook at Anchor Bar was shot and killed earlier.
2 years ago
I dunno what's worse. The fact a dude got shot at the anchor or that I laughed at that.

Who fuckin carries into that place?
2 years ago
He was targeted. The guy walked right into the kitchen and just started firing. One round ricocheted and hit another person, but he's gonna be okay. Shooter ran down the alley and they don't have a suspect yet. Quite a few cameras recorded the whole thing, though.
2 years ago
I go to the one in Amherst. Downtown isn't as fun as it used to be.
2 years ago
They be cookin up gangsta wings n shit up there.
2 years ago
I hate that you can get their wings in Vegas now....
2 years ago
That location actually closed in February.
2 years ago
If they're both trannys I'd have to skip both of them.
2 years ago
like a donkey starving to death when faced with to equal bales of hay
2 years ago
two*
2 years ago
You actually thought the proper way to spell two was to. Someone told you.
2 years ago
wait...
wat?
2 years ago
squid - fucking bird speaks more betterer english than both of combined i think

:(

at least i still have "Deutsch Mit Emil" from my freshman in college days
...that class (at the University of South Dakota, in 1982) was taught by a German expat named Werner Kitzler...he was perhaps the most unpleasant person i have ever met in my life...he told me the first day of class that i would never get a grade better than a C from him...he once tipped over a desk containing a sleeping co-ed and banished her...he also told me i was a whiner and i should either suck it up or drop his german class when i had the gall to miss three days of school after my stupid dad died (DUI of course)

good times
2 years ago
i blame seagull for all of this
2 years ago
"more better" is one of my more favorite sayings.... I use it a lot at work......
2 years ago
*Mo' betta
2 years ago
"this HP oscilloscope is more better than that Tektronix model"
2 years ago
*this HP shit is mo' betta than this Tektronix shit.
2 years ago
That's layman terms..... I was being technical...
2 years ago
fucking noids
2 years ago
Or as I like to call it.... retardineering....
2 years ago
I have a friend that instead of saying "it's nigger rigged," he says its afroengineered
2 years ago
* NixonsGhost steals that *
2 years ago
Hi niggers. Is different than: sup niggas
2 years ago
I hate when people say "the n word."
2 years ago
* possum steals hat *
2 years ago
Not “nigger” by the way. I mean the “N” word, literally whenever a white lady on CNN with nice hair says: “The ‘N’ word.” That’s just white people getting away with saying nigger, that’s all that is. They found a way to say nigger. “N word.” It’s bullshit cause when you say the “N word” you put the word nigger in the listeners head. That’s what saying a word is. You say the N word and I go "oh she means nigger."
2 years ago
* NixonsGhost goes outside and yells "nigger nigger nigger" for no reason other than it will make my white neighbors uncomfortable and the black ones avoid me *
2 years ago
tbh i dont think i have ever said that word...

* possum starts a list of words he has never said and ambles *
2 years ago
1 - belch
2 years ago
i mean, seriously
2 years ago
I don't think I've ever said antidisestablishmentarianism. Never had the occasion to use it.
2 years ago
^ that counts
2 years ago
* possum burps *
2 years ago
*belches
2 years ago
i dont say nigger anymore..i say N'er

"would you look at that fuckin tree N'er run?"
2 years ago
no gooders is also a good dave chappelle inspired choice
2 years ago
fuck you billy the stfuer
2 years ago
Stop sounding like fries.
2 years ago
stop sounding like bird
2 years ago
Stop sounding like bono
2 years ago
(inside joke shark - no offense)
2 years ago
change yer goddamned avy you pale freak
2 years ago
NEVER!
2 years ago
Stop sounding like possum (also an inside joke)
2 years ago
* possum is confused now *
2 years ago
Interdaywalker
2 years ago
Dr. Fuck!!!!!!!!
2 years ago
WELL WELL MR GYM THE FIREQUACK RETURNS
2 years ago
President Asshole!
2 years ago
caps for effect
2 years ago
no
2 years ago
stop whining faux krauthammer
2 years ago
i like that one billy
2 years ago
Stop sounding like HerbyVerstinks.
2 years ago
Stop sounding like Mako
2 years ago
herby is better than all of us
2 years ago
hi smerf..what brings you around this shithole?
2 years ago
Stop pretending to be a doctor.
2 years ago
Meh, bored. Nothing else to do tonight
2 years ago
so you thought you'd bring your boring shit to the boringest place in boringville?
2 years ago
solid plan sir
2 years ago
this is what a 17 year old billy mays was drawing whilst on meth
http://i.imgur.com/urDrPcJ.jpg
2 years ago
and
http://i.imgur.com/PS5V0SF.jpg
2 years ago
I actually like that last one
2 years ago
i sure had some ithues
2 years ago
apparently with fetuses
2 years ago
Wow, those are in pretty good shape, considering they were drawn in the 1960's.
2 years ago
he millennial..like didnt start in 1993
2 years ago
*hey
2 years ago
1993...I was a junior in high school. So that would be Generation X.
2 years ago
Generation X is the best generation.....
2 years ago
You lazy fucking kids!!!!!
2 years ago
Get a job!!!!
2 years ago
Shit, I was slaving away at the General in 1993.
2 years ago
*taking 45 minute breaks in the parking lot
2 years ago
Like a nigga
2 years ago
*N'er
2 years ago
Dude, how dare you. I was a sys admin for the Economics department which at the time, used Wang computers.
2 years ago
Yeah, Jim was slaving away at Dollar General in '93 like a nigga
2 years ago
DG for me will always be Data General which got bought by EMC in like 1997.
2 years ago
Sure it will, Jimmy.
2 years ago
Nigga please
2 years ago
....damn, you're all old
2 years ago
I'm only half paying attention anyway. Rockabilly Zombie Weekend is on and it's simply riveting.
2 years ago
Was converted into a daywalker in 1789^^
2 years ago
* NixonsGhost turns up ACDC and reads what the fuck has been going on *
2 years ago
@nixon

You go yelling nigger
2 years ago
@poss

You're full of shit, you nigger saying mother fucker
2 years ago
I stopped reading this thread at "Werner Kitzler " in a fit of hysteric laughter.....

Homework: describe the ways in which possums life could have went differently had he known at that time that "Kitzler" is the German word for clitoris.
2 years ago
I guess that would explain a few things
2 years ago
wow

i really wasnt kidding about the guys name, even at all...wtf?

* possum klemperers off *
2 years ago
Neither was I
2 years ago
Sadly, the bottom one is actually a woman.....
2 years ago
*top
2 years ago
Is that Nicki
2 years ago
recover password