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Fun in prison. Fries supplies the Brit voice

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Men discuss sex and rape in prison

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by Squidley

submitted May 18th 2016

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and the moral of the story is...
2 years ago
Obey the law, don't go to prison.
2 years ago
Sure, that always works for minorities.
2 years ago
Damn good thing I'm white
2 years ago
minorities aren't the ones who get fucked in prison
2 years ago
Yes but whites get speacial treatment from pigs compared to niggers
2 years ago
So based on the racist fact that I'm less app to be arrested, and niggers are more likely, I don't think I'll be seeing prison anytime soon.

I know this for a fact as I'm from St. Louis and I used to be a fighter, guess who was let go and guess what niggers were arrested.

DUH!!

White let go!

Niggers went to jail!
2 years ago
GOD I LOVE the USA Midwest, whites rule, niggers are fucked
2 years ago
The Midwest I'd the last of the white mans world
2 years ago
*is
2 years ago
Ssshhhh
2 years ago
IT'S FUCKING AUSTRALIAN.

AND FRIES IS NORTHERN.
2 years ago
hehe
2 years ago
Sounds just like him.
2 years ago
I remember a few nasty in incidents when I was in prison.
Some young guy was gagged with a pool ball, tied up and put in a box under the bed in another inmates cell and was tortured all night.
2 years ago
One would think the level of security would be higher in a prison for sexual offenders
2 years ago
You turned out just fine....
2 years ago
Goddamn you woman, 4 ppl online and you interpolate on me
2 years ago
Interpost too
2 years ago
Could my alt find another thread, that would be great
2 years ago
another good one was a foreign guy came in and the alleged rumour was he was hording drugs up his arse so two long timers took it upon themselves to relieve him of his stash by force.

You will like this nix, they used a spoon to dig out his arse hole to find the drugs that in the end weren't there. Prison guys found him after they overheard the two inmates talking in the cell about how they were going to cut him up and flush the bits down the loo :)
2 years ago
Haven't any of these faggots ever heard of a wank?

JEEZ.
2 years ago
Exactly, why get dead, when you can just tear the stump off yourself
2 years ago
I'm having trouble parsing that comment.

Have another shot and come again?
2 years ago
AXE?
2 years ago
I don't axe, I order.
2 years ago
I was surprised to learn that there are men who still wear that shit.
2 years ago
you know we have it over here under the name 'Lynx'
2 years ago
You know I don't give a flying fiddlers fuck.
2 years ago
Flying fiddlers are deadly.
2 years ago
Indeed, with those bows and strings. Nightmare.
2 years ago
Is that also some kind of god damn pie crust or what?
2 years ago
Probably.
2 years ago
I ate the pie lads, it wasn't great, i'm still alive, and thank you all for your support?
2 years ago
well fuckle doodle doo to you too
2 years ago
I need some good ol' fashioned American mash potatoes and gravy to get the taste of foreign slang out of my mouth now....
2 years ago
You need a good fucking kick in the nose, and then some sort of a flying choke out, and then see what kind of shit you are talking.
2 years ago
Sorry nix, i don't mean to be so fucking mean, it's just that md's last sub was so shit, that i thought he might harm himself?
2 years ago
Hey md, i hope you know i'm messing, because if you try kill yourself again, i'll fucking kill ya.
2 years ago
it's alright, I got another one incoming that may well sate your psychopathic apetite
2 years ago
He tried to kill himself ?
2 years ago
* cryax waits for obvious joke about yeah why don't you do the same or along those lines *
2 years ago
yeah why don't you do the same or along those lines
2 years ago
I knew someone was going to say that too . I just wanted to kill the joke before it started
2 years ago
I knew someone was going to say that too
2 years ago
I knew your were going to say that....
2 years ago
You are like what happens when the morning after pill kinda works.
2 years ago
I knew you were going to fuck up a good thing...
2 years ago
You don't know shit about morning after pills cause you're a virgin
2 years ago
and you do because you have a vagina?
2 years ago
I challenge you to a bare knuckle brawl out the back of Macdonds.
2 years ago
The one on Dorset?
2 years ago
Stop trying to be witty md , just explain what happened
2 years ago
That's English cunt's, are you fucking stupid or what, ng. I thought you were a fucking nerd.
2 years ago
Can it be done when the McRib is back? mmmmmmmm
2 years ago
OK. Well first mommy needed to feed her crack habit, and daddy had some crack but wanted some cheap sex. The exchange was made. 9 months later you were born.
2 years ago
New menu item.... McCrack Meal
2 years ago
You feed it to your baby through the umbilical chord.....
2 years ago
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