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My new key chain. Thanks Nix!

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by Sporty

submitted May 12th 2016

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The woman at the post office said "I'm glad you came to pick this up because I don't think we can return it to him".
2 years ago
Brilliant!!!
2 years ago
our OCRs would refuse to sort this mailpiece on general principles
2 years ago
LIES!!!!
2 years ago
protip: do not ever never try to put something like a keychain or a thumb drive or a pack of condoms or a small flashlight or spare change into a regular envelope and expect it to get to the person you are sending it to - these high-speed mail-sorting OCR machines will puke it all up and almost assuredly smash it all beyond recognition

disclaimer: the coins i collect and add to my new new change collection though
2 years ago
Well how the fuck else is it supposed to get there?
2 years ago
* NixonsGhost sends possum small flashlights wrapped in condoms via USPS *
2 years ago
Make sure you throw a few coins in there, too.
2 years ago
FedEx, UPS, USPS Priority, whichever - just please stop jamming up my OCRs with your shit, people
2 years ago
* NixonsGhost sends more shit *
2 years ago
Key Chains for EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!!
2 years ago
I feel like Oprah...
2 years ago
I HAVE TO FIX THOSE DAMN MACHINES NIXON!
2 years ago
My package is always two pounds and usually comes in a box.
2 years ago
That doesn't sound right.
2 years ago
ohw wait - that's why i still have a decent job, even after everything...

i'm like, the only guy in this whole tri-state gopher-village who can still work on these dinosaur mail-sorters whilst keeping at least semi-current on the new tech (that will eventually buggy-whip me to death


10 years til retirement!
2 years ago
So by fucking around we're keeping you employed.
2 years ago
You're welcome.
2 years ago
hmm -

i will accept that
2 years ago
Hey, how about you fix the scales so sporty doesn't have to waste a day at the post office?
2 years ago
how about you suck my furry taint?
2 years ago
How is that gonna help the postage due issue?
2 years ago
Well you'd be basically bribing a postal worker with sexual favours
2 years ago
Apparently they couldn't see that I already paid the 47 cents....
2 years ago
Maybe you should have paypaled me... bitch.
2 years ago
^bitter cunt
2 years ago
*funny
2 years ago
That's a pretty nice spoon, too.
2 years ago
Nice keychain thingy, fuck the spoon
2 years ago
When seagull buys a game boy I'll throw in a couple key chains for ya
2 years ago
If you want, remember I'm an asshole
2 years ago
Unlike some others who posted pics of their keyboard, yours look supriseingly clean, what's your secret?
2 years ago
vicks vapor rub
2 years ago
His ex wife's new boyfriend sucks it clean twice a week
2 years ago
That's a mecha babe, one of those loud clicky clacky keyboards I wanna get as well. You can just pop off the keys, put em in the dishwasher and vacuum the crumbs of the switches. Nicest boards to both use and clean!
2 years ago
My kid has one. Invented yet fucked up by IBM
2 years ago
Fucked up how? Some of those 80s boards by IBM and cherry fetch insane collectors prices and still work today, 30 yrs later, without fault.
2 years ago
IBM never can understand when they have a good thing. They never knew those were cult-like keyboards, much like the Sun Type 5c.....of which I have several.
2 years ago
Judging from your pics I'd wager you need one per finger
2 years ago
Yea, like you have any room to talk, LagerBoy.
2 years ago
Lagerboy?
2 years ago
Did I stutter?
2 years ago
Yes u did
2 years ago
Yes, you did suck my dong, faggot spic.
2 years ago
Lol love it when you rage
2 years ago
The day I rage over an inconsequential idiot like you is the day I kill myself.
2 years ago
You two cheap fucks couldn't come up with a fuckin package box and a few bucks to send this shit? Both of you should be shot.
2 years ago
Paypal us, bitch.....
2 years ago
* JamesTKirk sends $300 for time and gas *
2 years ago
That's the spirit!!!!
2 years ago
Boxes must be hard to come by out there.
2 years ago
* NixonsGhost continues to wait for $300 *
2 months ago
Still waiting on the dog tag I ordered you FUCK!
2 weeks ago
Postage not due
2 weeks ago
2 weeks ago
*mako, fries and me
2 weeks ago
Okay
2 weeks ago
* possum mumbles and has mores beers *
2 weeks ago
recover password
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