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My new key chain. Thanks Nix!

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by Sporty

submitted May 12th 2016

52 comments
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The woman at the post office said "I'm glad you came to pick this up because I don't think we can return it to him".
1 year ago
Brilliant!!!
1 year ago
our OCRs would refuse to sort this mailpiece on general principles
1 year ago
LIES!!!!
1 year ago
protip: do not ever never try to put something like a keychain or a thumb drive or a pack of condoms or a small flashlight or spare change into a regular envelope and expect it to get to the person you are sending it to - these high-speed mail-sorting OCR machines will puke it all up and almost assuredly smash it all beyond recognition

disclaimer: the coins i collect and add to my new new change collection though
1 year ago
Well how the fuck else is it supposed to get there?
1 year ago
* NixonsGhost sends possum small flashlights wrapped in condoms via USPS *
1 year ago
Make sure you throw a few coins in there, too.
1 year ago
FedEx, UPS, USPS Priority, whichever - just please stop jamming up my OCRs with your shit, people
1 year ago
* NixonsGhost sends more shit *
1 year ago
Key Chains for EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!!
1 year ago
I feel like Oprah...
1 year ago
I HAVE TO FIX THOSE DAMN MACHINES NIXON!
1 year ago
My package is always two pounds and usually comes in a box.
1 year ago
That doesn't sound right.
1 year ago
ohw wait - that's why i still have a decent job, even after everything...

i'm like, the only guy in this whole tri-state gopher-village who can still work on these dinosaur mail-sorters whilst keeping at least semi-current on the new tech (that will eventually buggy-whip me to death


10 years til retirement!
1 year ago
So by fucking around we're keeping you employed.
1 year ago
You're welcome.
1 year ago
hmm -

i will accept that
1 year ago
Hey, how about you fix the scales so sporty doesn't have to waste a day at the post office?
1 year ago
how about you suck my furry taint?
1 year ago
How is that gonna help the postage due issue?
1 year ago
Well you'd be basically bribing a postal worker with sexual favours
1 year ago
Apparently they couldn't see that I already paid the 47 cents....
1 year ago
Maybe you should have paypaled me... bitch.
1 year ago
^bitter cunt
1 year ago
*funny
1 year ago
That's a pretty nice spoon, too.
1 year ago
Nice keychain thingy, fuck the spoon
1 year ago
When seagull buys a game boy I'll throw in a couple key chains for ya
1 year ago
If you want, remember I'm an asshole
1 year ago
Unlike some others who posted pics of their keyboard, yours look supriseingly clean, what's your secret?
1 year ago
vicks vapor rub
1 year ago
His ex wife's new boyfriend sucks it clean twice a week
1 year ago
That's a mecha babe, one of those loud clicky clacky keyboards I wanna get as well. You can just pop off the keys, put em in the dishwasher and vacuum the crumbs of the switches. Nicest boards to both use and clean!
1 year ago
My kid has one. Invented yet fucked up by IBM
1 year ago
Fucked up how? Some of those 80s boards by IBM and cherry fetch insane collectors prices and still work today, 30 yrs later, without fault.
1 year ago
IBM never can understand when they have a good thing. They never knew those were cult-like keyboards, much like the Sun Type 5c.....of which I have several.
1 year ago
Judging from your pics I'd wager you need one per finger
1 year ago
Yea, like you have any room to talk, LagerBoy.
1 year ago
Lagerboy?
1 year ago
Did I stutter?
1 year ago
Yes u did
1 year ago
Yes, you did suck my dong, faggot spic.
1 year ago
Lol love it when you rage
1 year ago
The day I rage over an inconsequential idiot like you is the day I kill myself.
1 year ago
You two cheap fucks couldn't come up with a fuckin package box and a few bucks to send this shit? Both of you should be shot.
1 year ago
Paypal us, bitch.....
1 year ago
* JamesTKirk sends $300 for time and gas *
1 year ago
That's the spirit!!!!
1 year ago
Boxes must be hard to come by out there.
1 year ago
* NixonsGhost continues to wait for $300 *
3 weeks ago
recover password
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