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WHAM!

Like a moped, but with protection from the weather.

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by whunu

submitted May 10th 2016

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this is why robin reliant's never took off
2 years ago
'WHAM!' huh? There's only one WHAM! worth mentioning and this is it (I feel as if I'm channeling 'possum level' commentary):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=izGwDsrQ1eQ
2 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pIgZ7gMze7A
2 years ago
aren't vevo just the kings of the sexy thumbnail???
2 years ago
My personal favorite: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yf_Lwe6p-Cg
2 years ago
Glorious!
2 years ago
that last one was my fave
2 years ago
even though none of your dumbass links work you pair of fucking retarded fucks
2 years ago
counting to 3 is hard yo
2 years ago
All the links work fine for me. Fries just fails at life.
2 years ago
well, to be fair, those vevo links can be bitchy with the "not available in your country" shit.
but this is most likely a kindle issue....
2 years ago
Of course, it's on his end.
2 years ago
not even on the kindle at the moment
2 years ago
Right, you just fail at Mucho.
2 years ago
Dumb, fries. Do you even know how to internet?
2 years ago
he's lucky that he knows how to breathe...
2 years ago
how is this anything to do with internet abilities fuckface
2 years ago
+my
2 years ago
You're right Steven. Just looking back up at this thread is a call back to sexy 80's hair. I wish I could pull that off.
2 years ago
but then again, all the cock-snorkeling sure helped with learning to nose-breathe i guess....
2 years ago
80s hair only worked in 80s air... thick with the smells of cocaine, new coke and leaded gas... 80s hair in today's air just looks silly.

see also: Donald Trump
2 years ago
Meh, he had hair plugs installed. Bad ones, too.
2 years ago
never seen 'good' hair plugs..... it always looks like a cornrow plantation that refuses to grow.
2 years ago
So, could I assume that todays hipster hairstyles come from Starbucks coffee, ecstasy, organic produce and feelings of self entitlement?
2 years ago
yes. also, from a lack of gluten.
2 years ago
Shit, there's more celebrities that have had them done than anybody. It's just like plastic surgery, too, in that the better surgeons know how to hide it. Tom Cruise has had his eyes done and a facelift, but you can't see any scarring at all.
2 years ago
the hipster beard for example is basically self entitlement in follicle form...
2 years ago
So, if you play all three songs by hitting 'Guilty Feet', 'Everything She Wants,' and then 'Wake Me Up' in that order, it makes for and oddly interesting mash up. At least for the first few seconds, anyways.
2 years ago
shark, look up Jürgen Klopp, german football coach that just recently started coaching liverpool... he had plugs done by Werner Mang, one of germany's top plastic surgeons (he also was the guy that kept reattaching MJ's nose)... and it looks like total garbage.
2 years ago
Ah... can't forget that damned gluten.
2 years ago
i'm intolerant of both lactose and gluten intolerance...
2 years ago
Oh yeah Bird, it's obvious Klopp had them done, though. When the hair looks like it should be on a younger man's head, that's not good.
2 years ago
* iamgodandyoudie secretly wants an Alaskan Whaler beard, but can't grow it out that long. *


Don't judge me.
2 years ago
* Mako can grow a pretty epic beard. *
2 years ago
exactly. look at this mess, that is *almost* trump lvl bad:

http://i.imgur.com/fru9awx.jpg
2 years ago
also, he -like most football coaches- is an insufferable douchenozzle.
2 years ago
I dunno. I just have to force myself to stop trimming it. It's just so hard to allow it to grow and not feel like a filthy, homeless whunu when I look in the mirror.
2 years ago
this fluffy, poofy mess, always combed up in a way to hide the few follicles underneath.... embarrassing.
2 years ago
I think that's partly why soccer has never caught on in the U.S. Check your ego at the door unless you're the best athlete in the sport.
2 years ago
to be fair shark... there is way bigger egos in most US sports.

the shit some pro athletes get away with in the US would not fly here. all that rape and dog fighting and shit... our football stars are usually just alcoholics and suck at staying married but thats it.
2 years ago
*cough* *cough* LeBron James *cough*
2 years ago
I'm saying how you conduct yourself on the field. In the U.S., if you score the winning run or touchdown or basket, we could care less about your DWI or that you beat your girlfriend.
2 years ago
iamgod... the beard i have in the muchocon 2016 pics is the longest i can pull off beard-wise. and yes, that transitional phase between shaggy whunu and epic lumberjack is an uncrossable rift for me as well.
2 years ago
LeBron doesn't really have an ego, tbh.
2 years ago
Plus, we have so many professional sports, and they all overlap. Like right now, it's the NHL and NBA playoffs, plus MLB baseball just started in April. In September, the NHL and NFL preseason starts.
2 years ago
you guys need proper football like gay guys need jesus.
2 years ago
So not at all. I have interest in the sport whatsoever.
2 years ago
*no interest
2 years ago
i know, i'm just playin'....

i really think most if not all professional sports is retarded.
2 years ago
I hear ya. It's not that I think it's a shitty sport, tbh, I just don't find it entertaining, and I played a lot of soccer when I was a kid.
2 years ago
"hey, you're really good at relocating this spheroid object/ motorized object/ your own body verty fast from point a to point b, here's millions of dollars and a monopoly style "get outta jail free" card, now go inspire the kids to also get real good at relocating objects quickly"
2 years ago
The fan mentality, or at least the extremism of it is what I don't get.
2 years ago
Yeah, I agree that all athletes are paid way too much. It's not as bad in hockey, but the NHL does have it's fair share of overpaid players. Baseball is probably the worst sport when it comes to overpaying it's athletes.
2 years ago
yeah, it's the pocket version of patriotism, being proud of something you didn't do anything for and are only connected to by the arbitrary luck of the genetic lottery draw... whenever a fan of anything says "WE won..." i have to puke in my mouth a little.
2 years ago
Fuckin Alex Rodriguez' contract is 10 year / $275,000,000. He's 41 years old now and can barely run to 1st base, but since he can hit, they still put him out there.
2 years ago
except for when germany wins something, then i totes do it myself.
2 years ago
When I was stationed in Germany, there was this time in which Germany was playing someone (I want to say Spain or France, maybe) and our base commander advised that it was 'highly recommended' that Americans avoid pubs and other areas were locals gathered to watch the game, cause if Germany lost (which they might have, I can't remember) that all kinds of hell could break loose. Guess they were some accidents in the past.
2 years ago
yeah, Munich just bought an 18 yr old portugese amateur soccer player for 35 million.... the money in pro sports is surreal.
2 years ago
what year was that iamg?
2 years ago
And then, even if you get injured, you still get paid, you just don't get signing bonuses or anything like that. Smart athletes sock that money away or put it into real estate. Can't throw/kick/hit/chase a ball forever.
2 years ago
maybe 2007 or 08. I just remember that it was the first time since being there that literally every German car had at a minimum like 2 German flags flying from the windows.
2 years ago
the flags thing started in '06 when we hosted the world cup, before that it woulda been unacceptable. sounds like it coulda been the Euro cup in '08, we only bust out the flags for major tournaments.
2 years ago
or in my case, never
2 years ago
In America, the uber-patriotic thing is so common everywhere and every day that you rarely notice it anymore. I realized after traveling overseas for a few years, that a lot of other countries rarely even fly a national flag unless there is a legit reason to do so.
2 years ago
I don't notice it as much I did after 9/11. We kinda went crazy with all the flag waving for a few years after that.
2 years ago
yes. but also, Hitler. germany used to be huge on flags back then, so we tend to be careful with open patriotism nowadays. don't want Netan-yahoo to get the wrong ideas.
2 years ago
True, mako.
2 years ago
You know, if you were to stop and think about all of the money that goes into professional sports, I bet man could have solved world hunger to such a degree that everyone gets seconds.
2 years ago
yes, but the same could be said about the war on drugs, hollywood, silicone valley, high finance, fashion..... shit, humanity as a whole is so much better at spending on bullshit than at spending on necessities.
2 years ago
Could probably pay to send every kid in America to college if we hadn't gotten involved in the middle east, too. Part of the problem with sports is that their pastimes, baseball especially. In the U.S. in the fall, it's socially acceptable to sit home and watch football all day on Sunday.
2 years ago
If anything, the only kind of athletics that actually amaze me would probably be most Olympic athletic events, just because they can really test a persons extremes in stamina, strength, agility, accuracy and so on, all at the same time in certain categories
2 years ago
Well, the war on drugs would be best won if people just stopped giving a shit and drop the whole damn thing.
2 years ago
Pills and heroin. It's all I hear about on the news now. Every cop and paramedic/EMT in western NY has been trained in how to administer Narcan because of all the overdoses.
2 years ago
welcome to the happy fun world of "lets prescribe oxy for everything"
2 years ago
you hear the new epidemic?
taking massive amount of immodium to get a heroin like high...like 300 tabs?
2 years ago
steve-0...who's going to watch a bunch on formerly starving people playing footbaseketeyballs?
2 years ago
Yeah, I read about that. Apparently it's really good at alleviating opioid withdrawal symptoms, but taking that much Loperamide is can be fatal. Funny thing is, you can treat a loperamide overdose with Narcan. At least they won't have diarrhea.
2 years ago
billy - why you herby so much lately?

* possum is just curious *
2 years ago
when i mucho at work..i mucho as herby now
2 years ago
you must work pretty late, dude
2 years ago
Work with children is an all day job as you know
2 years ago
collusion
2 years ago
they still have that shatter glass as windscreens
2 years ago
probably saved his neck
2 years ago
shatter glass...
2 years ago
That's it's technical name
2 years ago
Most people just call it BHO.
2 years ago
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