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WHAM!

Like a moped, but with protection from the weather.

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by whunu

submitted May 10th 2016

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this is why robin reliant's never took off
1 year ago
'WHAM!' huh? There's only one WHAM! worth mentioning and this is it (I feel as if I'm channeling 'possum level' commentary):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=izGwDsrQ1eQ
1 year ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pIgZ7gMze7A
1 year ago
aren't vevo just the kings of the sexy thumbnail???
1 year ago
My personal favorite: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yf_Lwe6p-Cg
1 year ago
Glorious!
1 year ago
that last one was my fave
1 year ago
even though none of your dumbass links work you pair of fucking retarded fucks
1 year ago
counting to 3 is hard yo
1 year ago
All the links work fine for me. Fries just fails at life.
1 year ago
well, to be fair, those vevo links can be bitchy with the "not available in your country" shit.
but this is most likely a kindle issue....
1 year ago
Of course, it's on his end.
1 year ago
not even on the kindle at the moment
1 year ago
Right, you just fail at Mucho.
1 year ago
Dumb, fries. Do you even know how to internet?
1 year ago
he's lucky that he knows how to breathe...
1 year ago
how is this anything to do with internet abilities fuckface
1 year ago
+my
1 year ago
You're right Steven. Just looking back up at this thread is a call back to sexy 80's hair. I wish I could pull that off.
1 year ago
but then again, all the cock-snorkeling sure helped with learning to nose-breathe i guess....
1 year ago
80s hair only worked in 80s air... thick with the smells of cocaine, new coke and leaded gas... 80s hair in today's air just looks silly.

see also: Donald Trump
1 year ago
Meh, he had hair plugs installed. Bad ones, too.
1 year ago
never seen 'good' hair plugs..... it always looks like a cornrow plantation that refuses to grow.
1 year ago
So, could I assume that todays hipster hairstyles come from Starbucks coffee, ecstasy, organic produce and feelings of self entitlement?
1 year ago
yes. also, from a lack of gluten.
1 year ago
Shit, there's more celebrities that have had them done than anybody. It's just like plastic surgery, too, in that the better surgeons know how to hide it. Tom Cruise has had his eyes done and a facelift, but you can't see any scarring at all.
1 year ago
the hipster beard for example is basically self entitlement in follicle form...
1 year ago
So, if you play all three songs by hitting 'Guilty Feet', 'Everything She Wants,' and then 'Wake Me Up' in that order, it makes for and oddly interesting mash up. At least for the first few seconds, anyways.
1 year ago
shark, look up J├╝rgen Klopp, german football coach that just recently started coaching liverpool... he had plugs done by Werner Mang, one of germany's top plastic surgeons (he also was the guy that kept reattaching MJ's nose)... and it looks like total garbage.
1 year ago
Ah... can't forget that damned gluten.
1 year ago
i'm intolerant of both lactose and gluten intolerance...
1 year ago
Oh yeah Bird, it's obvious Klopp had them done, though. When the hair looks like it should be on a younger man's head, that's not good.
1 year ago
* iamgodandyoudie secretly wants an Alaskan Whaler beard, but can't grow it out that long. *


Don't judge me.
1 year ago
* Mako can grow a pretty epic beard. *
1 year ago
exactly. look at this mess, that is *almost* trump lvl bad:

http://i.imgur.com/fru9awx.jpg
1 year ago
also, he -like most football coaches- is an insufferable douchenozzle.
1 year ago
I dunno. I just have to force myself to stop trimming it. It's just so hard to allow it to grow and not feel like a filthy, homeless whunu when I look in the mirror.
1 year ago
this fluffy, poofy mess, always combed up in a way to hide the few follicles underneath.... embarrassing.
1 year ago
I think that's partly why soccer has never caught on in the U.S. Check your ego at the door unless you're the best athlete in the sport.
1 year ago
to be fair shark... there is way bigger egos in most US sports.

the shit some pro athletes get away with in the US would not fly here. all that rape and dog fighting and shit... our football stars are usually just alcoholics and suck at staying married but thats it.
1 year ago
*cough* *cough* LeBron James *cough*
1 year ago
I'm saying how you conduct yourself on the field. In the U.S., if you score the winning run or touchdown or basket, we could care less about your DWI or that you beat your girlfriend.
1 year ago
iamgod... the beard i have in the muchocon 2016 pics is the longest i can pull off beard-wise. and yes, that transitional phase between shaggy whunu and epic lumberjack is an uncrossable rift for me as well.
1 year ago
LeBron doesn't really have an ego, tbh.
1 year ago
Plus, we have so many professional sports, and they all overlap. Like right now, it's the NHL and NBA playoffs, plus MLB baseball just started in April. In September, the NHL and NFL preseason starts.
1 year ago
you guys need proper football like gay guys need jesus.
1 year ago
So not at all. I have interest in the sport whatsoever.
1 year ago
*no interest
1 year ago
i know, i'm just playin'....

i really think most if not all professional sports is retarded.
1 year ago
I hear ya. It's not that I think it's a shitty sport, tbh, I just don't find it entertaining, and I played a lot of soccer when I was a kid.
1 year ago
"hey, you're really good at relocating this spheroid object/ motorized object/ your own body verty fast from point a to point b, here's millions of dollars and a monopoly style "get outta jail free" card, now go inspire the kids to also get real good at relocating objects quickly"
1 year ago
The fan mentality, or at least the extremism of it is what I don't get.
1 year ago
Yeah, I agree that all athletes are paid way too much. It's not as bad in hockey, but the NHL does have it's fair share of overpaid players. Baseball is probably the worst sport when it comes to overpaying it's athletes.
1 year ago
yeah, it's the pocket version of patriotism, being proud of something you didn't do anything for and are only connected to by the arbitrary luck of the genetic lottery draw... whenever a fan of anything says "WE won..." i have to puke in my mouth a little.
1 year ago
Fuckin Alex Rodriguez' contract is 10 year / $275,000,000. He's 41 years old now and can barely run to 1st base, but since he can hit, they still put him out there.
1 year ago
except for when germany wins something, then i totes do it myself.
1 year ago
When I was stationed in Germany, there was this time in which Germany was playing someone (I want to say Spain or France, maybe) and our base commander advised that it was 'highly recommended' that Americans avoid pubs and other areas were locals gathered to watch the game, cause if Germany lost (which they might have, I can't remember) that all kinds of hell could break loose. Guess they were some accidents in the past.
1 year ago
yeah, Munich just bought an 18 yr old portugese amateur soccer player for 35 million.... the money in pro sports is surreal.
1 year ago
what year was that iamg?
1 year ago
And then, even if you get injured, you still get paid, you just don't get signing bonuses or anything like that. Smart athletes sock that money away or put it into real estate. Can't throw/kick/hit/chase a ball forever.
1 year ago
maybe 2007 or 08. I just remember that it was the first time since being there that literally every German car had at a minimum like 2 German flags flying from the windows.
1 year ago
the flags thing started in '06 when we hosted the world cup, before that it woulda been unacceptable. sounds like it coulda been the Euro cup in '08, we only bust out the flags for major tournaments.
1 year ago
or in my case, never
1 year ago
In America, the uber-patriotic thing is so common everywhere and every day that you rarely notice it anymore. I realized after traveling overseas for a few years, that a lot of other countries rarely even fly a national flag unless there is a legit reason to do so.
1 year ago
I don't notice it as much I did after 9/11. We kinda went crazy with all the flag waving for a few years after that.
1 year ago
yes. but also, Hitler. germany used to be huge on flags back then, so we tend to be careful with open patriotism nowadays. don't want Netan-yahoo to get the wrong ideas.
1 year ago
True, mako.
1 year ago
You know, if you were to stop and think about all of the money that goes into professional sports, I bet man could have solved world hunger to such a degree that everyone gets seconds.
1 year ago
yes, but the same could be said about the war on drugs, hollywood, silicone valley, high finance, fashion..... shit, humanity as a whole is so much better at spending on bullshit than at spending on necessities.
1 year ago
Could probably pay to send every kid in America to college if we hadn't gotten involved in the middle east, too. Part of the problem with sports is that their pastimes, baseball especially. In the U.S. in the fall, it's socially acceptable to sit home and watch football all day on Sunday.
1 year ago
If anything, the only kind of athletics that actually amaze me would probably be most Olympic athletic events, just because they can really test a persons extremes in stamina, strength, agility, accuracy and so on, all at the same time in certain categories
1 year ago
Well, the war on drugs would be best won if people just stopped giving a shit and drop the whole damn thing.
1 year ago
Pills and heroin. It's all I hear about on the news now. Every cop and paramedic/EMT in western NY has been trained in how to administer Narcan because of all the overdoses.
1 year ago
welcome to the happy fun world of "lets prescribe oxy for everything"
1 year ago
you hear the new epidemic?
taking massive amount of immodium to get a heroin like high...like 300 tabs?
1 year ago
steve-0...who's going to watch a bunch on formerly starving people playing footbaseketeyballs?
1 year ago
Yeah, I read about that. Apparently it's really good at alleviating opioid withdrawal symptoms, but taking that much Loperamide is can be fatal. Funny thing is, you can treat a loperamide overdose with Narcan. At least they won't have diarrhea.
1 year ago
billy - why you herby so much lately?

* possum is just curious *
1 year ago
when i mucho at work..i mucho as herby now
1 year ago
you must work pretty late, dude
1 year ago
Work with children is an all day job as you know
1 year ago
collusion
1 year ago
they still have that shatter glass as windscreens
1 year ago
probably saved his neck
1 year ago
shatter glass...
1 year ago
That's it's technical name
1 year ago
Most people just call it BHO.
1 year ago
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