points: 20

a chair, a boot, two dogs, and a drunk

good times

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by possum

submitted May 5th 2016

63 comments
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comments (63)
That title = how Fries would sum up his date last Saturday night at the gay bar.
2 years ago
Simple...... yet effective.
2 years ago
And true
2 years ago
faggot
2 years ago
Ah, Sunday mornings.
2 years ago
cant be your sunday mornings Travis
2 years ago
Still in love with me^
2 years ago
you wish
2 years ago
Fuck off, ya grotty bint.
2 years ago
no fuck you Travis
2 years ago
Fries...isn't it time you crawled back into your gimp box in whunus basement? I think you've been out quite long enough.
2 years ago
Shut up, ya drunk faggot. Off to Lidl's with you, assface.
2 years ago
^Calls people assface but he's an assface
2 years ago
Biggest assface in the universe^
* Mako awaits the incoming wall of text. *
2 years ago
Oh, I thought you needed a rubber boot, I was wrong, I'll bring it back inside then
2 years ago
welly
2 years ago
dogs - always with a rubber boot when you didnt ask for one
2 years ago
That's what I like, a party where you can be yourself and fucking get wasted
2 years ago
yeah i can imagine the sort of parties you go to
2 years ago
If you were imagining fire, smoke, loud noises and mayhem, then you were right
2 years ago
Oh and violence.
2 years ago
nope.. the ones where you got finger-banged on the stairs or in the bathroom
2 years ago
and if losing your virginity was violent then yes
2 years ago
You're turning creepier day by day
2 years ago
Fries is a desperate powergay butt slut tapping his foot in public restrooms 6 nights a week.
2 years ago
He was always creepy, it's just that now the drunkenness can't hide it.
2 years ago
Shut up
2 years ago
truth hurting ya foofs?
2 years ago
Nah, he just responds to every one of my comments because he wants my cock so much.
2 years ago
we all know fries is a lemon party regular
2 years ago
i party hard with the ladies
2 years ago
I doubt that
2 years ago
only one way to find out isn't there , sugarlips
2 years ago
I doubt that even more
2 years ago
Chris Pontius likes to party hard
2 years ago
Work hard, play hard, bastard
2 years ago
The girls fries "parties hard " with are either inflatable or drag queens.
2 years ago
And sometimes, if he's lucky, both
2 years ago
Or inflatable drag queens...
2 years ago
Too slow but I like the cut of your jib
2 years ago
Why...thank you very much...
2 years ago
What can I say, I have a weak spot for train conductor uniforms
2 years ago
Ho nomo
2 years ago
so homo
2 years ago
"Ho no mo' " is that Harry potter magic spell fries' mom never mastered
2 years ago
you're a wizard fries
2 years ago
Gottes self like that shit
2 years ago
I chuckled.
2 years ago
Nice mq, go pro and macro that shit
2 years ago
Cheapskate
2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/okgUCBx.jpg
2 years ago
Foofie, the Hairy Fairy of Doncaster.
2 years ago
Harry Potter and the Don-Caster
2 years ago
Dongcaster?
2 years ago
Fries does Dongcaster
2 years ago
The Dongmaster from Doncaster
2 years ago
...fuck
2 years ago
you're all so funny...
2 years ago
They are. They crack me up all the time !!!
2 years ago
though they all just dance to seagulls tune
2 years ago
this guy has two black best friends
2 years ago
Neither helped out, typical, huh
2 years ago
one got his welly tho, keeps his wallet in that one I guess
2 years ago