points: 20

a chair, a boot, two dogs, and a drunk

good times

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by possum

submitted May 5th 2016

63 comments
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comments (63)
That title = how Fries would sum up his date last Saturday night at the gay bar.
1 year ago
Simple...... yet effective.
1 year ago
And true
1 year ago
faggot
1 year ago
Ah, Sunday mornings.
1 year ago
cant be your sunday mornings Travis
1 year ago
Still in love with me^
1 year ago
you wish
1 year ago
Fuck off, ya grotty bint.
1 year ago
no fuck you Travis
1 year ago
Fries...isn't it time you crawled back into your gimp box in whunus basement? I think you've been out quite long enough.
1 year ago
Shut up, ya drunk faggot. Off to Lidl's with you, assface.
1 year ago
^Calls people assface but he's an assface
1 year ago
Biggest assface in the universe^
* Mako awaits the incoming wall of text. *
1 year ago
Oh, I thought you needed a rubber boot, I was wrong, I'll bring it back inside then
1 year ago
welly
1 year ago
dogs - always with a rubber boot when you didnt ask for one
1 year ago
That's what I like, a party where you can be yourself and fucking get wasted
1 year ago
yeah i can imagine the sort of parties you go to
1 year ago
If you were imagining fire, smoke, loud noises and mayhem, then you were right
1 year ago
Oh and violence.
1 year ago
nope.. the ones where you got finger-banged on the stairs or in the bathroom
1 year ago
and if losing your virginity was violent then yes
1 year ago
You're turning creepier day by day
1 year ago
Fries is a desperate powergay butt slut tapping his foot in public restrooms 6 nights a week.
1 year ago
He was always creepy, it's just that now the drunkenness can't hide it.
1 year ago
Shut up
1 year ago
truth hurting ya foofs?
1 year ago
Nah, he just responds to every one of my comments because he wants my cock so much.
1 year ago
we all know fries is a lemon party regular
1 year ago
i party hard with the ladies
1 year ago
I doubt that
1 year ago
only one way to find out isn't there , sugarlips
1 year ago
I doubt that even more
1 year ago
Chris Pontius likes to party hard
1 year ago
Work hard, play hard, bastard
1 year ago
The girls fries "parties hard " with are either inflatable or drag queens.
1 year ago
And sometimes, if he's lucky, both
1 year ago
Or inflatable drag queens...
1 year ago
Too slow but I like the cut of your jib
1 year ago
Why...thank you very much...
1 year ago
What can I say, I have a weak spot for train conductor uniforms
1 year ago
Ho nomo
1 year ago
so homo
1 year ago
"Ho no mo' " is that Harry potter magic spell fries' mom never mastered
1 year ago
you're a wizard fries
1 year ago
Gottes self like that shit
1 year ago
I chuckled.
1 year ago
Nice mq, go pro and macro that shit
1 year ago
Cheapskate
1 year ago
http://i.imgur.com/okgUCBx.jpg
1 year ago
Foofie, the Hairy Fairy of Doncaster.
1 year ago
Harry Potter and the Don-Caster
1 year ago
Dongcaster?
1 year ago
Fries does Dongcaster
1 year ago
The Dongmaster from Doncaster
1 year ago
...fuck
1 year ago
you're all so funny...
1 year ago
They are. They crack me up all the time !!!
1 year ago
though they all just dance to seagulls tune
1 year ago
this guy has two black best friends
1 year ago
Neither helped out, typical, huh
1 year ago
one got his welly tho, keeps his wallet in that one I guess
1 year ago
recover password