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Fire me will ya

Man gets fired and destroys jet.

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by Squidley

submitted April 26th 2016

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comments (83)
bit of duck tape and it will be fine
2 years ago
Quack
It's *duct tape
2 years ago
Don't you love the people who are quick to correct even though they themselves make mistakes?
2 years ago
Not as much as I love making grown men cry
2 years ago
tears for fears
2 years ago
Achy breaky heart
2 years ago
'Everybody Hurts' -- R.E.M
2 years ago
'Faggots' -- JamesTKirk
2 years ago
Can't say I know that one.

Sounds vaguely familiar.
2 years ago
'Pricks'-- F.A.P.S
2 years ago
Are you all just saying things at random?
2 years ago
also how do you know he got fired and did this
2 years ago
Thats what the website said happened.
2 years ago
That's what The Sun said too, Squid http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/7106714/Shocking-moment-sacked-airport-worker-gets-his-revenge-by-using-a-massive-digger-to-DESTROY-35million-plane.html
2 years ago
The thing is, that's a Yak-40, and UTair doesn't have any Yak-40's in their active fleet.
2 years ago
Apparently they do.
2 years ago
No, they don't. The last Yak-40 was made in 1981 and these were probably headed to the scrap heap.
2 years ago
If that's the case, then as usual the media blows everything up, distorts the facts and lies.
2 years ago
You'll also notice that those planes don't have engines if you look closely. The engines are usually removed and sold first.
2 years ago
So it's definitely NOT worth 35 million as the media led us to believe.
However I bet it still left him owing a pretty penny.
2 years ago
I wonder what kind of money that could bring in.
2 years ago
shut up you wad of turd
2 years ago
Oh, I'm just going by info in the link that I posted. One site says they're only worth about 75 grand. That's nothing when you're talking about an aircraft. I think there were only like 1,100 of them ever made, and like I said, the last one was built in 1981. Newer aircraft are much cheaper to operate.
2 years ago
Lol random silly gay queer rage
2 years ago
everything must seem like rage to you donkey show
2 years ago
Well either way 75,000 is a lotta dough to owe. Hope he has a decent little nest egg, otherwise his credits screwed.
2 years ago
I suggest you read the article, Whunu. Btw that's 75 grand in mint condition with their engines, and in flying condition. The planes in the video are probably worth much less than that.
2 years ago
A brand new plane that would be equivalent to that, say a business jet like a Gulfstream G6, goes for about 65 million dollars US.
2 years ago
I read the article and another one as well. I'm going to go with "it was all a show, a put on".
Like the article said they were probably in the process of getting ready to scrap the out anyway.
2 years ago
*them
2 years ago
lol I suggest you don't read anything on the sun website or paper, that thing has no place in our paper stands
2 years ago
Same article was in the Daily Mirror, I believe.
2 years ago
It's kinda silly, because both articles cast doubt on whether it was a disgruntled employee that lost his shit, but they don't bother to alter the headline.
2 years ago
both shit papers but the sun more so
2 years ago
Idk what to fuckin' tell you then. Fuck, you limey's sure do like to whine
2 years ago
the only decent UK paper just recently stopped being an actual paper.... those yellow rags sell and survive because they're everything but reliable news sources
2 years ago
I thought rags were all that limeyland had to offer.
2 years ago
fries like to read the daily sport
2 years ago
That went under in 2011.
2 years ago
The Daily Sport was basically the same as our National Enquirer...which is the rag that says Prince had AIDS.
2 years ago
http://dailysport.co.uk/
2 years ago
You have the Midweek Sport, Weekend Sport and Sunday Sport. The Daily Sport went under in 2011, like I said.
2 years ago
everything is online now, papers are for tramps
2 years ago
Pretty much.
2 years ago
do you read the paper?
2 years ago
Not since I was a teenager, tbh.
2 years ago
metalqueer reads the wallpaper

tells him something different every day
2 years ago
So you were a teenage tramp, mako?
2 years ago
if I had wallpaper
2 years ago
It was required for a high school course...think it was "participation in government" or something like that.
2 years ago
Who the fuck has wallpaper these days, except fries.
2 years ago
His has probably peeled completely off by now. It was looking rather ragged in that one pic.
2 years ago
That's from him chewing on it, when he's full of vodka.
2 years ago
is it just me, or is squidley Getting Better?
2 years ago
That usually happens when the weight (the soon to be ex) has been lifted off your shoulders.
2 years ago
Fact
2 years ago
who knew?
2 years ago
* possum considers offing Fuzzy *
2 years ago
1 year, 3 months, and 5 days...you guys?
2 years ago
Not long enough...
2 years ago
* possum pats spurto *
2 years ago
Mine left while we were still engaged. Saved me from making the biggest mistake of my life.
2 years ago
possum
who knew?
4 hours agoreport spam | like | stfu

Yes poss...Whunu
2 years ago
da fuck
2 years ago
Somebody should fire squidley....
2 years ago
His wife has already handed him his pink slip
2 years ago
good
2 years ago
is this Facebook or something ?
2 years ago
shut the fuck up
2 years ago
Repeating the same thing over and over like that is often a sign of alcohol induced amnesia.
2 years ago
*being a victim of a high school bully.
2 years ago
Oh, never thought of that one. And that should say dementia, not amnesia.
2 years ago
if you notice i only used that comment on apparent facebook content
2 years ago
I like how your boyfriend white knights you by clicking stfu on anything I say to you. Really shows how much he loves you, foofie.
2 years ago
Hard to take anything you say serious when I here you whiny clown like voice when I read your comments
2 years ago
*hear
2 years ago
Oh look, a speck of dust.
2 years ago
its hardly white knighting to be stfu'ing dumb comments
2 years ago
I agree.
2 years ago
however it is gay to be stfu'ing just for the sake of it
2 years ago
Okay, thanks for educating us all to the rules of Muchosucko that you make up as you go along. Lol what a fucking child.
2 years ago
faggot
2 years ago
Lol all it takes is a button to get foofie fired up.
2 years ago
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