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Printing The Bird

45 minute timelapes... totally worth it...

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by NixonsGhost

submitted April 20th 2016

147 comments
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Considering the title I'm just relieved this isn't you printing a seagull sex doll.
2 years ago
not likely a thing anyone would want
2 years ago
Speak for yourself.
2 years ago
I'm sure he speaks for all of us.....except El perro
2 years ago
And phelsu
2 years ago
i'm guessing by 'us' you mean homosexuals?

you'd still be wrong...
2 years ago
i'm like ray romano, everybody lives me
2 years ago
loves too
2 years ago
*lives*
2 years ago
you tried.
2 years ago
TWSS
2 years ago
With the money you invested in that printer you could've bought an iron and about 4 billion of those little plastic beads, it's more manual labor but the results are comparable.
2 years ago
I remember those little fuckers.
2 years ago
with some dedication and steady hands those little fuckers can yield great results. behold:

http://muchosucko.com/100595/The-best-thing-that-happened-to-me-during-rehab
2 years ago
I'd like to see you put your keys on that and carry it in your pocket.
2 years ago
wanna see my actual key ring? you'll love it!
2 years ago
Oh this is gonna be good......
2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/8BZTzWC.jpg
2 years ago
That is fucking sweet.
2 years ago
You've been holding out on me....
2 years ago
told ya! bought that at gamescom cologne couple yrs ago together with a tin of mints in the exact shape of a nes controller.

i threw away the mints and used the tin to store my weed.
2 years ago
woefully empty nowadays...

http://i.imgur.com/C8LIYab.jpg
2 years ago
Also sweet
2 years ago
I would totally mug you for those
2 years ago
you would totally try....
2 years ago
you're getting winded just thinking about it....
2 years ago
a half-chub*
2 years ago
one of my deepest darkest most well-kept secrets... my sex fantasy about being ravaged by RMN.... in my dream journal i usually call it "Waterrape"
2 years ago
Woefully empty? I should go buy some weed at the store for no other reason than I can....
2 years ago
It's 420, Nix. Good luck.
2 years ago
Fucking hippies
2 years ago
Hey, not my fault that you waited till the stoner holiday to procure lol
2 years ago
I didn't think about it until seagull was out
2 years ago
McDonald's Is going to be busy too now.
2 years ago
Oh fuck, you should the drive thru's here at 11 p.m. in the summer. Every kid on school break stoned and in that line. "Yeah, I want 25 cheeseburgers...whatta you gettin' dude?"
2 years ago
*see the drive thru's
2 years ago
Luckily, I installed a PA and siren system in my car for just this type of occasion.
2 years ago
I had one in my taxi. Used to make it oink at ugly chicks walking down the street and meow at the strippers when they were outside on smoke breaks.
2 years ago
That's hilarious. I should upgrade mine. It only has sirens and a horn.
2 years ago
Do it, honestly. Gotta have fun out there as long as it doesn't get anyone hurt. Mine oinked, mooed, meowed, barked, made a laser sound, a fart sound, and the siren pissed off the cops.
2 years ago
All that for a itty bitty keychain.
2 years ago
itty bitty keychain????

ITTY BITTY KEYCHAIN????

you're looking at a life size replica of nix' erect penis. You heathen.
2 years ago
"Steven_Seagull is to comedy what Steven Segal is to comedy."
~Macheesemo
3 months ago

2 years ago
Oy.
2 years ago
you're to mucho what a wet fart is to fries' undies: a daily annoyance you get used to over time.
2 years ago
It only took shitbird moments to be on your ass cheese
2 years ago
* Vomitcircus contemplates asscheese *
2 years ago
lololo
2 years ago
is fries even here?
2 years ago
does he even wear underwear?
2 years ago
straycrayons still functional?
2 years ago
* possum is betting on Not *
2 years ago
It is. But it's a convoluted shithole of a site.
2 years ago
But will it blend?
2 years ago
"Steven_Seagull is to comedy what Steven Segal is to comedy."
~Macheesemo
3 months ago
2 years ago
the typo makes your dumb quote even more worthless.
2 years ago
Huehuehuehue

typos
2 years ago
Ahh love is in the air
2 years ago
So, do you plan on eventually making something useful?

Also, considering electricity and raw material, how much does it cost to make a tiny ms logo?
2 years ago
Pretty cheap, a few pennies.
2 years ago
really, even with that machine running and moving and working and heating up shit and all that for almost 50 minutes? also, what if you factor in your work hours: designing shit, cleaning and maintaining the machinery, having excessive masturbation sessions (dont lie, you know you have em on company time as well) ?
2 years ago
If we factor design time (and I only masturbate on company time) then the first few are going to cost about $1,000 USD.
2 years ago
But that's all behind the curtain costs. Actual fabrication, material/electricity.... 5 cents.
2 years ago
Your plumbus is going to cost about $10,000 in design time.
2 years ago
totes worth it
2 years ago
If it reduces my adjusted gross income, I'm in.
2 years ago
I'm surprised you don't already have one, Kirk. You designed software for this site, but don't have a digital printer? Must be waiting for the tax return.
2 years ago
Easy Cap'n..... let me claim you as a dependent on my return.
2 years ago
He's over the age of 18, Nix. I've tried to dodge that one myself, too.
2 years ago
It's OK.... I'll say he's retarded and the issue of age disappears.
2 years ago
I wrote a check so fuckin big I could have bought a decent car. Then flew here.
2 years ago
I blame democrats for that shit.
2 years ago
Your butthole is still sore Kirk, understandably.
2 years ago
My butthole is still like bleeding.
2 years ago
bleeding for the lads?
2 years ago
Haha, yes...I am bleeding in my pants for the lads.
2 years ago
So you ended up in Vegas after giving a huge amount of money to the government. That's just completely unfair. It's like a cruel tease, so to speak.
2 years ago
I can't believe you cut off surfin bird before, Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-oom-oom-oom. Oom-ooma-mow-mow, ...
2 years ago
My movie making book says that's a cliffhanger.
2 years ago
fucking James Monaco.... everyone thinks they're a director after skimming through his shitty book.
2 years ago
I want one!
2 years ago
To quote the most hated mexican known to man....

"Paypal me bitch"
2 years ago
Make sure you set the price, then escalate it.
2 years ago
Maybe I'll post it on ebay so it feels legit.
2 years ago
Sporty.... send me an email.....
2 years ago
Will it involve gay content? Copy me.
2 years ago
That's up to sporty, I guess....
2 years ago
He's not even looking.....
2 years ago
Hey Sporto!!!!!!!!!!!!
2 years ago
you rang?
2 years ago
fuck!
2 years ago
Oh Haaaaaayyyyy....
2 years ago
Sorry I was looking for a new ultra stinger on Amazon.
2 years ago
What's your damn email mr president?
2 years ago
I tried your name @ mucho.
2 years ago
ghostofnixon@gmail.com
2 years ago
it's a trap
2 years ago
I never did get around to asking yak to set the mucho one up for me....
2 years ago
Of course it's a trap!!
2 years ago
Sent.
2 years ago
Don't trap me bro!!!
2 years ago
* NixonsGhost checks the snares *
2 years ago
Well, the snares are still there but all the fucking bait is gone. GONE MAN!!!
2 years ago
and responded...
2 years ago
Ditto
2 years ago
And I hate muchomail...so non-intuitive...
2 years ago
Sorta like a Nest thermostat.
2 years ago
get a room
2 years ago
You gonna bring the camera?
2 years ago
And the mad dog 20/20?
2 years ago
Who doesn't want a good fortified wine ffs??
2 years ago
I only drink wine from a box
2 years ago
first time i ever got drunk was on Boone's Farm Strawberry Hill

it was also the first time i puked from drinking

the fact that i ate a whole 32 0z can of chef boyardee ravioli after drinking the wine mightve had something to do with the puke though
2 years ago
our patio stairs were never the same
2 years ago
The first time I puked from drinking I had 3 long island ice teas (large ones) in about 15 minutes.....
2 years ago
Good ol' college days
2 years ago
speaking of puking...punky finally responded to my emails...

the assface is stronger than ever with him


he hates us, he's done with us forever, he loves MS more than any of us will ever know, look at these totally unrelated pics

i miss him
2 years ago
* possum reloads *
2 years ago
Then why the fuck doesn't he comment or sub?
2 years ago
he is waiting...

waiting...
2 years ago
WINTER IS COMING
2 years ago
so i got bored and left them there
it was all just dead weight to me
better down the road without that load
2 years ago
Did you just quote Neil fucking Young?
2 years ago
he stole that from me
1 year ago
What the hell do you know about thrasher?
1 year ago
um

i know that it's my 3rd favorite song ever by NY, and i used to live right next to a whole gopher-viliage of antique thrashers that some old norwegian farmer in north-central MN parked on hillsides that could be seen from the highway

i drove by them for years

when i heard that song, something clicked
1 year ago
fuck you, you asked
1 year ago
tps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t00MXZKbW0M
1 year ago
twelve-string accoustic guitar...really hard to play, but worth it
1 year ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=An2a1_Do_fc
1 year ago
punky hates neil
1 year ago
until further notice:

* possum is an official member of SquadPunky *
1 year ago
^this will autochange if and when heever finds his way back here
1 year ago
you fool!!!!!!
1 year ago
What do you know poss.... WHAT DO YOU KNOW????
1 year ago
chill - i know nothing
1 year ago
You're connected... fess up.... tell us what you know...
TELL
US
WHAT
YOU
KNOW!!!!!!!
1 year ago
Or don't.....
1 year ago
except that i apparently wrote and recorded a song called "Constellation Flow" in the mid 90s that i still really like

* possum delves back into old four-track stuff now *
1 year ago
Scan it!!!!
1 year ago
you are scaring me
1 year ago
check mail nix
1 year ago
* NixonsGhost goes outside, looks in empty mailbox, and stomps back inside *
1 year ago
45 minutes for that !?
2 years ago
I only saw 1:36 of it
2 years ago
But I want it now.
2 years ago
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