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Printing The Bird

45 minute timelapes... totally worth it...

featuredmuchoers gone wild

by NixonsGhost

submitted April 20th 2016

147 comments
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Considering the title I'm just relieved this isn't you printing a seagull sex doll.
1 year ago
not likely a thing anyone would want
1 year ago
Speak for yourself.
1 year ago
I'm sure he speaks for all of us.....except El perro
1 year ago
And phelsu
1 year ago
i'm guessing by 'us' you mean homosexuals?

you'd still be wrong...
1 year ago
i'm like ray romano, everybody lives me
1 year ago
loves too
1 year ago
*lives*
1 year ago
you tried.
1 year ago
TWSS
1 year ago
With the money you invested in that printer you could've bought an iron and about 4 billion of those little plastic beads, it's more manual labor but the results are comparable.
1 year ago
I remember those little fuckers.
1 year ago
with some dedication and steady hands those little fuckers can yield great results. behold:

http://muchosucko.com/100595/The-best-thing-that-happened-to-me-during-rehab
1 year ago
I'd like to see you put your keys on that and carry it in your pocket.
1 year ago
wanna see my actual key ring? you'll love it!
1 year ago
Oh this is gonna be good......
1 year ago
http://i.imgur.com/8BZTzWC.jpg
1 year ago
That is fucking sweet.
1 year ago
You've been holding out on me....
1 year ago
told ya! bought that at gamescom cologne couple yrs ago together with a tin of mints in the exact shape of a nes controller.

i threw away the mints and used the tin to store my weed.
1 year ago
woefully empty nowadays...

http://i.imgur.com/C8LIYab.jpg
1 year ago
Also sweet
1 year ago
I would totally mug you for those
1 year ago
you would totally try....
1 year ago
you're getting winded just thinking about it....
1 year ago
a half-chub*
1 year ago
one of my deepest darkest most well-kept secrets... my sex fantasy about being ravaged by RMN.... in my dream journal i usually call it "Waterrape"
1 year ago
Woefully empty? I should go buy some weed at the store for no other reason than I can....
1 year ago
It's 420, Nix. Good luck.
1 year ago
Fucking hippies
1 year ago
Hey, not my fault that you waited till the stoner holiday to procure lol
1 year ago
I didn't think about it until seagull was out
1 year ago
McDonald's Is going to be busy too now.
1 year ago
Oh fuck, you should the drive thru's here at 11 p.m. in the summer. Every kid on school break stoned and in that line. "Yeah, I want 25 cheeseburgers...whatta you gettin' dude?"
1 year ago
*see the drive thru's
1 year ago
Luckily, I installed a PA and siren system in my car for just this type of occasion.
1 year ago
I had one in my taxi. Used to make it oink at ugly chicks walking down the street and meow at the strippers when they were outside on smoke breaks.
1 year ago
That's hilarious. I should upgrade mine. It only has sirens and a horn.
1 year ago
Do it, honestly. Gotta have fun out there as long as it doesn't get anyone hurt. Mine oinked, mooed, meowed, barked, made a laser sound, a fart sound, and the siren pissed off the cops.
1 year ago
All that for a itty bitty keychain.
1 year ago
itty bitty keychain????

ITTY BITTY KEYCHAIN????

you're looking at a life size replica of nix' erect penis. You heathen.
1 year ago
"Steven_Seagull is to comedy what Steven Segal is to comedy."
~Macheesemo
3 months ago

1 year ago
Oy.
1 year ago
you're to mucho what a wet fart is to fries' undies: a daily annoyance you get used to over time.
1 year ago
It only took shitbird moments to be on your ass cheese
1 year ago
* Vomitcircus contemplates asscheese *
1 year ago
lololo
1 year ago
is fries even here?
1 year ago
does he even wear underwear?
1 year ago
straycrayons still functional?
1 year ago
* possum is betting on Not *
1 year ago
It is. But it's a convoluted shithole of a site.
1 year ago
But will it blend?
1 year ago
"Steven_Seagull is to comedy what Steven Segal is to comedy."
~Macheesemo
3 months ago
1 year ago
the typo makes your dumb quote even more worthless.
1 year ago
Huehuehuehue

typos
1 year ago
Ahh love is in the air
1 year ago
So, do you plan on eventually making something useful?

Also, considering electricity and raw material, how much does it cost to make a tiny ms logo?
1 year ago
Pretty cheap, a few pennies.
1 year ago
really, even with that machine running and moving and working and heating up shit and all that for almost 50 minutes? also, what if you factor in your work hours: designing shit, cleaning and maintaining the machinery, having excessive masturbation sessions (dont lie, you know you have em on company time as well) ?
1 year ago
If we factor design time (and I only masturbate on company time) then the first few are going to cost about $1,000 USD.
1 year ago
But that's all behind the curtain costs. Actual fabrication, material/electricity.... 5 cents.
1 year ago
Your plumbus is going to cost about $10,000 in design time.
1 year ago
totes worth it
1 year ago
If it reduces my adjusted gross income, I'm in.
1 year ago
I'm surprised you don't already have one, Kirk. You designed software for this site, but don't have a digital printer? Must be waiting for the tax return.
1 year ago
Easy Cap'n..... let me claim you as a dependent on my return.
1 year ago
He's over the age of 18, Nix. I've tried to dodge that one myself, too.
1 year ago
It's OK.... I'll say he's retarded and the issue of age disappears.
1 year ago
I wrote a check so fuckin big I could have bought a decent car. Then flew here.
1 year ago
I blame democrats for that shit.
1 year ago
Your butthole is still sore Kirk, understandably.
1 year ago
My butthole is still like bleeding.
1 year ago
bleeding for the lads?
1 year ago
Haha, yes...I am bleeding in my pants for the lads.
1 year ago
So you ended up in Vegas after giving a huge amount of money to the government. That's just completely unfair. It's like a cruel tease, so to speak.
1 year ago
I can't believe you cut off surfin bird before, Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-oom-oom-oom. Oom-ooma-mow-mow, ...
1 year ago
My movie making book says that's a cliffhanger.
1 year ago
fucking James Monaco.... everyone thinks they're a director after skimming through his shitty book.
1 year ago
I want one!
1 year ago
To quote the most hated mexican known to man....

"Paypal me bitch"
1 year ago
Make sure you set the price, then escalate it.
1 year ago
Maybe I'll post it on ebay so it feels legit.
1 year ago
Sporty.... send me an email.....
1 year ago
Will it involve gay content? Copy me.
1 year ago
That's up to sporty, I guess....
1 year ago
He's not even looking.....
1 year ago
Hey Sporto!!!!!!!!!!!!
1 year ago
you rang?
1 year ago
fuck!
1 year ago
Oh Haaaaaayyyyy....
1 year ago
Sorry I was looking for a new ultra stinger on Amazon.
1 year ago
What's your damn email mr president?
1 year ago
I tried your name @ mucho.
1 year ago
ghostofnixon@gmail.com
1 year ago
it's a trap
1 year ago
I never did get around to asking yak to set the mucho one up for me....
1 year ago
Of course it's a trap!!
1 year ago
Sent.
1 year ago
Don't trap me bro!!!
1 year ago
* NixonsGhost checks the snares *
1 year ago
Well, the snares are still there but all the fucking bait is gone. GONE MAN!!!
1 year ago
and responded...
1 year ago
Ditto
1 year ago
And I hate muchomail...so non-intuitive...
1 year ago
Sorta like a Nest thermostat.
1 year ago
get a room
1 year ago
You gonna bring the camera?
1 year ago
And the mad dog 20/20?
1 year ago
Who doesn't want a good fortified wine ffs??
1 year ago
I only drink wine from a box
1 year ago
first time i ever got drunk was on Boone's Farm Strawberry Hill

it was also the first time i puked from drinking

the fact that i ate a whole 32 0z can of chef boyardee ravioli after drinking the wine mightve had something to do with the puke though
1 year ago
our patio stairs were never the same
1 year ago
The first time I puked from drinking I had 3 long island ice teas (large ones) in about 15 minutes.....
1 year ago
Good ol' college days
1 year ago
speaking of puking...punky finally responded to my emails...

the assface is stronger than ever with him


he hates us, he's done with us forever, he loves MS more than any of us will ever know, look at these totally unrelated pics

i miss him
1 year ago
* possum reloads *
1 year ago
Then why the fuck doesn't he comment or sub?
1 year ago
he is waiting...

waiting...
1 year ago
WINTER IS COMING
1 year ago
so i got bored and left them there
it was all just dead weight to me
better down the road without that load
1 year ago
Did you just quote Neil fucking Young?
1 year ago
he stole that from me
1 year ago
What the hell do you know about thrasher?
1 year ago
um

i know that it's my 3rd favorite song ever by NY, and i used to live right next to a whole gopher-viliage of antique thrashers that some old norwegian farmer in north-central MN parked on hillsides that could be seen from the highway

i drove by them for years

when i heard that song, something clicked
1 year ago
fuck you, you asked
1 year ago
tps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t00MXZKbW0M
1 year ago
twelve-string accoustic guitar...really hard to play, but worth it
1 year ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=An2a1_Do_fc
1 year ago
punky hates neil
1 year ago
until further notice:

* possum is an official member of SquadPunky *
1 year ago
^this will autochange if and when heever finds his way back here
1 year ago
you fool!!!!!!
1 year ago
What do you know poss.... WHAT DO YOU KNOW????
1 year ago
chill - i know nothing
1 year ago
You're connected... fess up.... tell us what you know...
TELL
US
WHAT
YOU
KNOW!!!!!!!
1 year ago
Or don't.....
1 year ago
except that i apparently wrote and recorded a song called "Constellation Flow" in the mid 90s that i still really like

* possum delves back into old four-track stuff now *
1 year ago
Scan it!!!!
1 year ago
you are scaring me
1 year ago
check mail nix
1 year ago
* NixonsGhost goes outside, looks in empty mailbox, and stomps back inside *
1 year ago
45 minutes for that !?
1 year ago
I only saw 1:36 of it
1 year ago
But I want it now.
1 year ago
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