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featuredfetish

by loslobos

submitted April 17th 2016

70 comments
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Morph just came...
2 years ago
twice
2 years ago
*once per webbing
2 years ago
must be American
2 years ago
*a fast swimmer
2 years ago
Its fake but i kinda like it. i dont think id like it in real life though. it would be kinda gross
2 years ago
it's feet , man
2 years ago
Perfect for foot-jobs.
2 years ago
'cos they have built in cum-catchers

inb4
"you're a cum-catcher"
2 years ago
Explaining his jokes like a boss. . .

Your desperation cracks me up.
2 years ago
Look, seagull. You're upset over the eurotrash comment and I get it. But if you google eurotrash and click images, you'll see it's true.
2 years ago
If I'm lying, I'm dying
2 years ago
Did you fall off a ladder too? You're approaching full metalgear right now
2 years ago
Shhhh. You'll be ok. It was just a joke.
2 years ago
So that explains why MetalGear is like that...
2 years ago
his mum feeding him fish and lead paint chips explains it
2 years ago
That would do it.
2 years ago
hiya Travis
2 years ago
hey, why did it have to be a ladder?
2 years ago
I had to make shit up since you refuse to tell us what really happened
2 years ago
mental breakdown
2 years ago
That could mean anything between a psychotic episode, manic episode, severe depression/ suicide attempt or just a simple burn-out
2 years ago
severe depression, high anxiety, suicide attempts, self-harm, panic attacks, paranoia
2 years ago
What was the trigger?
2 years ago
You should pull the trigger. Of a gun. While it's in your mouth.
2 years ago
Bladaaaaw!
2 years ago
police arrest, long bail, court, front page newspaper :(, prison, life after conviction
2 years ago
Holy shit wtf did you do? Kill a guy?
2 years ago
pretty serious, maintain my innocents but that counts for nowt these days
2 years ago
seagull is recruiting again
2 years ago
Is that why you don't want your face on here?

Also, was it pedo stuff? If yes you better just leave, just saying.
2 years ago
If you were that worried about pedos you'd be tormenting old what's his face right now...
2 years ago
Poss didn't fuck up that bad, though...they still let him have a job at FedEx.
2 years ago
a job at fedex is like having a security guard job
2 years ago
A security guard job is like delivering Chinese food. And he isn't a package handler...like you lmao
2 years ago
like being a taxi driver too
2 years ago
Nope.
2 years ago
I bet you'd do well at FedEx, fries. You do like packages, after all. Today, CEO of F.A.P.S., tomorrow CEO of FEDEX!
2 years ago
Yes fries, a job at FedEx is like a security guard job... ex-cons usually don't get either one. Good God you're retarded. You get worse every day.
2 years ago
like I said it was bad, paranoia more about posting face pic but don't worry, you don't have another akameldon on your hands
2 years ago
That's what possum said
2 years ago
FEDEX...... fries eats dicks everyday xerotically
2 years ago
Xerotically...sounds hawt
2 years ago
It means abnormally dry
2 years ago
That could chafe!
2 years ago
My face is abnormally dry
2 years ago
I'm not even gonna say it.
2 years ago
I moisturize like a tattooine farmer every day yet my skin still looks and feels like a lump of stale cornflakes, it's the worst.
2 years ago
We're discussing skin care now?
2 years ago
Especially around the eyes, might be some kinda allergies actually
2 years ago
* Macheesemo shifts gears AGAIN *
2 years ago
Hmm, could be that it's dry in your apartment. Try drinking more water...and smoking tobacco will fuck up your skin, too.
2 years ago
What about your cuticles, birdy, they ok?
2 years ago
* Mako trims toenails in Macheesemo's general direction. *
2 years ago
Instead of swallowing next time, bird, just have phelsu drop his load in your face and rub it in. Chicks swear by that shit.
2 years ago
Ive been on the move constantly for 2 weeks now, that kinda rules out the apartment. I think it's allergies. My hay fever is getting worse every spring.
2 years ago
And people say I don't care...
2 years ago
Just like fries' gay fever
2 years ago
You just reminded me of Dance Fever...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fVZir5_ijYU
2 years ago
Gay
2 years ago
Yes, I know you are.
2 years ago
"Gay for Britcock: The Whunu Story, coming up next on TLC"
2 years ago
If the fries and whunu story were a tv show it'd be called "Downsyndrome Abbey "
2 years ago
Safe to say her future husband is relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery.
2 years ago
https://youtu.be/s5-t5Tr6Loc
2 years ago
Fizzail
2 years ago
Ha
2 years ago
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=s5-t5Tr6Loc
2 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X8kMlxkTlbQ
2 years ago
* Steven_Seagull duckduckduckduckduckduckduckduckduck's *
2 years ago
recover password
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