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featuredfetish

by loslobos

submitted April 17th 2016

70 comments
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Morph just came...
1 year ago
twice
1 year ago
*once per webbing
1 year ago
must be American
1 year ago
*a fast swimmer
1 year ago
Its fake but i kinda like it. i dont think id like it in real life though. it would be kinda gross
1 year ago
it's feet , man
1 year ago
Perfect for foot-jobs.
1 year ago
'cos they have built in cum-catchers

inb4
"you're a cum-catcher"
1 year ago
Explaining his jokes like a boss. . .

Your desperation cracks me up.
1 year ago
Look, seagull. You're upset over the eurotrash comment and I get it. But if you google eurotrash and click images, you'll see it's true.
1 year ago
If I'm lying, I'm dying
1 year ago
Did you fall off a ladder too? You're approaching full metalgear right now
1 year ago
Shhhh. You'll be ok. It was just a joke.
1 year ago
So that explains why MetalGear is like that...
1 year ago
his mum feeding him fish and lead paint chips explains it
1 year ago
That would do it.
1 year ago
hiya Travis
1 year ago
hey, why did it have to be a ladder?
1 year ago
I had to make shit up since you refuse to tell us what really happened
1 year ago
mental breakdown
1 year ago
That could mean anything between a psychotic episode, manic episode, severe depression/ suicide attempt or just a simple burn-out
1 year ago
severe depression, high anxiety, suicide attempts, self-harm, panic attacks, paranoia
1 year ago
What was the trigger?
1 year ago
You should pull the trigger. Of a gun. While it's in your mouth.
1 year ago
Bladaaaaw!
1 year ago
police arrest, long bail, court, front page newspaper :(, prison, life after conviction
1 year ago
Holy shit wtf did you do? Kill a guy?
1 year ago
pretty serious, maintain my innocents but that counts for nowt these days
1 year ago
seagull is recruiting again
1 year ago
Is that why you don't want your face on here?

Also, was it pedo stuff? If yes you better just leave, just saying.
1 year ago
If you were that worried about pedos you'd be tormenting old what's his face right now...
1 year ago
Poss didn't fuck up that bad, though...they still let him have a job at FedEx.
1 year ago
a job at fedex is like having a security guard job
1 year ago
A security guard job is like delivering Chinese food. And he isn't a package handler...like you lmao
1 year ago
like being a taxi driver too
1 year ago
Nope.
1 year ago
I bet you'd do well at FedEx, fries. You do like packages, after all. Today, CEO of F.A.P.S., tomorrow CEO of FEDEX!
1 year ago
Yes fries, a job at FedEx is like a security guard job... ex-cons usually don't get either one. Good God you're retarded. You get worse every day.
1 year ago
like I said it was bad, paranoia more about posting face pic but don't worry, you don't have another akameldon on your hands
1 year ago
That's what possum said
1 year ago
FEDEX...... fries eats dicks everyday xerotically
1 year ago
Xerotically...sounds hawt
1 year ago
It means abnormally dry
1 year ago
That could chafe!
1 year ago
My face is abnormally dry
1 year ago
I'm not even gonna say it.
1 year ago
I moisturize like a tattooine farmer every day yet my skin still looks and feels like a lump of stale cornflakes, it's the worst.
1 year ago
We're discussing skin care now?
1 year ago
Especially around the eyes, might be some kinda allergies actually
1 year ago
* Macheesemo shifts gears AGAIN *
1 year ago
Hmm, could be that it's dry in your apartment. Try drinking more water...and smoking tobacco will fuck up your skin, too.
1 year ago
What about your cuticles, birdy, they ok?
1 year ago
* Mako trims toenails in Macheesemo's general direction. *
1 year ago
Instead of swallowing next time, bird, just have phelsu drop his load in your face and rub it in. Chicks swear by that shit.
1 year ago
Ive been on the move constantly for 2 weeks now, that kinda rules out the apartment. I think it's allergies. My hay fever is getting worse every spring.
1 year ago
And people say I don't care...
1 year ago
Just like fries' gay fever
1 year ago
You just reminded me of Dance Fever...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fVZir5_ijYU
1 year ago
Gay
1 year ago
Yes, I know you are.
1 year ago
"Gay for Britcock: The Whunu Story, coming up next on TLC"
1 year ago
If the fries and whunu story were a tv show it'd be called "Downsyndrome Abbey "
1 year ago
Safe to say her future husband is relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery.
1 year ago
https://youtu.be/s5-t5Tr6Loc
1 year ago
Fizzail
1 year ago
Ha
1 year ago
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=s5-t5Tr6Loc
1 year ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X8kMlxkTlbQ
1 year ago
* Steven_Seagull duckduckduckduckduckduckduckduckduck's *
1 year ago
recover password
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