points: 7

great comebacks

spoof but funny


by MetalGear

submitted April 7th 2016

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comments (13)
I suspect this to be an outtake
2 years ago
In gods country, we call them "bloopers".
2 years ago
and which country would that be ?
1 year ago
oster likes to get a cumback too
2 years ago
*reach around...
2 years ago
Fries is begging for my attention. That's rock bottom.
2 years ago
BTW who doesn't want a reach around.
2 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random joke *
There was a little girl and her mother walking through the park one day and they saw two teenagers having sex on a bench.

The little girl says, "Mummy, what are they doing?" The mother hesitates then quickly replies, "Ummm they are making cakes."

The next day they are at a zoo and the little girl sees two monkeys having sex. Again she asks her mother what they are doing and her mother replies with the same response, "Making cakes."

The next day the girl says to her mother, "Mummy, you and Daddy were making cakes in the lounge last night, eh?" Shocked, the mother asks, "How do you know?"

She says, "Because I licked the icing off the sofa."
2 years ago
Do they know their uncle is gay.
2 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
What do you get when you cut a babies face up with a razorblade?
An erection.
2 years ago
Bus fault.
2 years ago
Oldie, but goodie
2 years ago
poor oster comments
1 year ago
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