points: -8

Lady Eats Mouse

NSFW

Probably needs Ranch dressing, or Ketchup. Will she swallow?

gross

by NemesisJames

submitted April 4th 2016

93 comments
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comments (93)
Mouse is cute, but apparently tasty.
1 year ago
stop abusing the fuckin NSFW tag jimmy numb limbs
1 year ago
If you had a job I am sure your boss would let you watch anal insertions,decapitations,and cyst videos all day.
1 year ago
I watch them at work all day.

However, there is NSFW, then there is mucho-NSFW.
1 year ago
That's handy. What do you work at, Jim?
1 year ago
Engineer @ software company.
1 year ago
Sounds like a cushy job, what do you do maintenance on the machines when they crash, and look at mucho for the rest of the day.
1 year ago
I don't mucho all day, but I think I lead in terms of muchoing on the most continents.
1 year ago
Yeah, you seem to be travelling a lot. Do the company put you up in places to say and cover you food and drink tab?
1 year ago
Yup, they do.
1 year ago
Sweet as a nut.
1 year ago
Haha, it's not that great, the road.
1 year ago
Have you got a wife and kids.
1 year ago
Both.
1 year ago
Well then being on the road a lot would be hard. it would be perfect for someone single, can i take your job? I would get to bang women all over the world, and get pissed out of my brain on the company account.
1 year ago
Haha, you'd be surprised of what people try to pass on the company expense account.
1 year ago
Like pairs of pants and underwear for you? Especially if you have a meeting on a golf course.
1 year ago
so james... hook up with a lot of prostitutes on these trips?
1 year ago
I have charged clothes, but that's about it. I mean people put hookers, furniture, cars and shit.
1 year ago
Nah, no hookers for me.
1 year ago
Fuck it must be a huge company with plenty of cash, if people have been cheeky enough to charge cars and prostitutes.
1 year ago
I know someone who put $20k in casino advances. Got busted.
1 year ago
youre a faithful husband then. never cheat on your wife?
1 year ago
Was he sacked or made work it off?
1 year ago
Got fired and then sued by the company. The guy went on the run.
1 year ago
Nah, my wife is pretty cool. Too nice to cheat on.
1 year ago
Give me her number...
1 year ago
800-NOR-FOLK
1 year ago
I wouldn't blame him. He must have lost his own money at first and then went chasing the money with the company's, it never works out that way.
1 year ago
Kurupt, bingo.
1 year ago
i told my wife last week i missed sleeping with someone else. i wanted her blessing. after crying a while she said ok. but thats also because i know she cheat on me back when we were junkies so all in all its fair. had 2 hookers this year before asking her this anyway
1 year ago
Oh i know, i'm a gambler myself. I often went into the bookies with my own money, and a months rent for the landlord in my pocket as well, and walked out of there penny less.
1 year ago
Haha, is this before or after Luftunsa asked you to not be a customer anymore?
1 year ago
Kurupt, dude, stay out of the casino halls.
1 year ago
Don't do casinos. I bet on horses, football and darts. There is a bookies shop on every comer over here, open 7 days a week 12 hours a day. If you are out of work you end up in there, the money you get off the government is not enough to live on, so you have no choice but to gamble and turn it into something you can get through the week on.
1 year ago
the lufthansa incident was about a year and half ago. ive been clean ever since
1 year ago
The dole must not be as lucrative as it used to be. Get your rear into a job, dude. Don't make me shit my pants.
1 year ago
Good for you elchapo. I've been off the booze since 1992.
1 year ago
i used to bet on football back in norway. it was entertaining but a waste of money realy
1 year ago
Haha. I'm waiting to go for surgery pretty soon ,so i could be layed uo for the summer, after that i'm back on the job hunt. No the Eastern Europeans have the dole fucked u, they keep cutting it, so they can support all these fuckers coming in and never working a day, they are also given houses and medical cards.
1 year ago
I did a €20 bet on 6 football teams around 3 weeks ago on a Wednesday night, the 6 teams won, i collected €355 the next day, i did a €10 7 team football bet for that Saturday, they all won, i collected €155 on the Sunday. If it was only that easy al the time.
1 year ago
thanks. and the good thing with the ayahuasca vine is that i dont miss drinking or any of that at all. when i see people drinking i think pooor fucking idiots. i cant believe i wasted so much time on that shit
1 year ago
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
1 year ago
Ya, Kurupt, you got lucky man.
1 year ago
Elchapo, good man.
1 year ago
Look at this fucking ladyboy with his zzzz. He's the most fucking boring muchoer ever. Bland Jewish alien tranny.
1 year ago
I love you long time fifteen dorra.
1 year ago
Haha, bland Jewish alien tranny is a good string. Imagine putting that on a job application?
1 year ago
I think burnout is better. Right Tkirk?
1 year ago
Haha, boggle eyes are an advantage in the workplace.
1 year ago
bubbles, yo!.
1 year ago
If the cap'n shits his pants for the lads while traveling it's going on the company expense account.....
1 year ago
software prices will increase as a result.....
1 year ago
Clean up isle old?
1 year ago
Bedpans*
1 year ago
We have already discussed his fresh pants and underpants allowance in the company, nixon.
1 year ago
sorry, I'm a little late....
1 year ago
Get your shit together, preferably in your pants.
1 year ago
Oh, ya, you can get new undies 24/7.
1 year ago
i dont eat chinese leftovers.
1 year ago
Me either, what's the point?
1 year ago
The point is, fuck you.
1 year ago
Oster eats leftover Gefilte fish
1 year ago
All day.
1 year ago
Washed down with a kosher wine.
1 year ago
or your mothers period blood; I keep it in jars. "Red drank"
1 year ago
What size are the jars?
1 year ago
cripple eats a dick
1 year ago
purrrrfect
1 year ago
This is the second video I've seen in my life of a cute girl eating a live mouse. I pray they are both fake.
1 year ago
They're real
Innocence lost
1 year ago
And innocence, once lost, can never be regained.
1 year ago
stupidity prevails though right mako?
1 year ago
I was quoting Milton.
1 year ago
Oh snap!
1 year ago
LL its so easy to see through your stupid disguise. your feelings are hurt and youre desperate to try to make me look bad. oh snap
1 year ago
post the pic or ill run you off the site bitch.
1 year ago
Please try if you must. You'll waste your time

Also, you make yourself look bad
1 year ago
You sniffing after me, looks really really bad
1 year ago
you sound nervous
1 year ago
go camwhore a little while to raise your selfesteem
1 year ago
camforcryax.com
1 year ago
Haha, now that's funny, mg.
1 year ago
Whats all this then?
1 year ago
Milton Bradley? Like, board games?
1 year ago
No dude, John Milton. Don't write this down, but I find Milton probably as boring as you find Milton. Mrs. Milton found him boring too. He's a little bit long-winded, he doesn't translate very well into our generation, and his jokes are terrible.
1 year ago
Lost Innocence sounds like a pretty shitty board game, anyway.....
1 year ago
"Lost innocence" is fun, it's the sequels "hurried wedding ", "loveless marriage " and "bitter divorce " that suck.
1 year ago
if it isn't sci-fi books then I ain't reading shit
1 year ago
I hope she gets the plague
1 year ago
I had hoped that was what happened to you.
1 year ago
is this a repost?
1 year ago
Nobody says it is
People are just faggots nowadays. She's just having a snack. Eating = food.
1 year ago
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