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Lady caught stealing unloads a shopping cart full of loot from her pants

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by Squidley

submitted April 4th 2016

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her pants were fully loaded
2 years ago
*with gizz
2 years ago
my pants are fully loaded too
2 years ago
Didn't make it to the Lou?

;)
2 years ago
Loo not lou.
2 years ago
Well I'm not British so at least I tried.

But that could still apply if I was trying to mess with fries.

He said his pants are loaded, are they loaded for Lou?
2 years ago
who is Lou ?
2 years ago
You tell us

;)
2 years ago
watching you trying to form a thought is painful and embarrassing
2 years ago
what the hell is going on here
2 years ago
If its painful to watch then DON'T
2 years ago
Well MG fries pants are loaded for Lou
2 years ago
but he never said lou
2 years ago
this is just crazy
2 years ago
It's ok MG, take it easy....calm down.

Have some more meds and take a nap, you'll feel better when you wake up.
2 years ago
It's all a joke...it's just a hallucination.
2 years ago
had a nap, now I have a headache
2 years ago
Must have overslept if you have a headache now
2 years ago
Zzzz
2 years ago
dumbest thread of the month
2 years ago
your face is the dumbest of the year and its only april
2 years ago
mg, "your face" is way too advanced material for you, stick to the usual "no u", that's embarrassing enough
2 years ago
bird you watched BvS yet?
2 years ago
i downloaded a cam version that turned out to be unwatchable, but there's no way i'm spending money on that heap of shit. a screener or russian hd rip should surface soon enough.
2 years ago
its watchable, good cgi but the director has fucked the story
2 years ago
"good cgi" as a sign of quality lost its lustre some time around 2005
2 years ago
and apart from batman i dont care about any DC characters, so i couldnt give less of a shit about this entire "introducing the justice league" bullshit. i mean, flash, cyborg, wonder woman, green lantern, aquaman, superman? silly twats in dumb costumes. doesn't matter how many times they reboot their continuity, the simple fact is that almost the entire DC character roster is nothing but anachronistic golden age idiots with soup bowls on their head and underwear over their tights.
2 years ago
that's what it has going for it
2 years ago
so it has nothing going for it then... got it.
2 years ago
true, batman is the stand out for characters and story and no other comes close
2 years ago
every time i try to read an "acclaimed" DC story that isn't batman-related i get bored pants-less. all-star superman, red son, kingdom come, infinite crisis..... it was all trite and bullshit. they could kill off their entire canon and i wouldn't care as long as there's batman.
i mean seriously, who like blue beetle, booster gold, atom, that shazaam faggot or any other of those millions of boring b-list heroes DC has got running?
2 years ago
likes*
2 years ago
have you played all of the Arkham series? finished it the other day and Arkham knight was the best
2 years ago
i 100%ed asylum, finished the main story of city, turned origins off after about 45 minutes and have no interest in knight. imho the series got worse and worse with every new game.
2 years ago
origins wasn't really a arkham series game, it was a side game of sorts. Knight is ace for the bat mobile alone
2 years ago
the batmobile and the dumb "war for cybertron" tank war shit is exactly why i have no interest in playing it
2 years ago
but the joker
2 years ago
dont care about the story as long as the gameplay keeps getting worse
2 years ago
i was burned out by the paul dini stupidness halfway into "city"
2 years ago
Do you ever stop crying, gull?
2 years ago
i just have incredibly high standards
2 years ago
Go way, i would have never guessed.
2 years ago
i'm too old to waste my time on mediocre entertainment
2 years ago
Your only my age, you miserable bollocks.
2 years ago
exactly.
2 years ago
What that's old now? Still young men
2 years ago
yes.

but too old for bad entertainment.

i have played enough mediocre games, watched enough formulaic movies, listened to enough boring music, been burned by tv shows that turned bad in their 5th season too often by now.
if i put time into something it better be worth it.
2 years ago
I suppose that's part of getting older, knowing what you want and striving for perfection.
2 years ago
it's mainly learning to identify and avoid shit
2 years ago
Good lad.
2 years ago
Did you read any reviews for the new movie, The 5th Wave?
2 years ago
i read the first 50 pages of the book when it came out a couple years ago.

it left me utterly disinterested.
2 years ago
so no, i have not looked into the movie at all
2 years ago
Web Dl of it just after being uploaded to one of the torrent sites, thought you might have heard about it?
2 years ago
to me all those movies based on young adult fiction are just samey noise. hunger games, divergent, maze runner, mortal instruments, 5th wave..... i know they exist but i have no interest in them at all
2 years ago
I never saw any of the hunger games movies and i don't want to, if it's something like them then fuck it. It's just slim pickings for new movies at the moment.
2 years ago
i saw the first hunger games.... i was done with the genre after that.
if it's a movie based on a young adult book franchise it can fuck right off. this one seems to be half hunger games half invasion of the body snatchers..
2 years ago
and the reviews are toxic
2 years ago
O.k, fuck it i'll give it a miss.
2 years ago
17% on rottentomatoes.... seems like you should
2 years ago
Yeah it must be rubbish. Gull, give me enough for a joint, i only have the makings of a pinner here.
2 years ago
speak english.
2 years ago
I was
2 years ago
more like leprechaunish
2 years ago
I thought i found a copy of triple 9 on Friday night, i was like nice one, it was only a 700mb file, so i knew it would be dl'd in no time. Turned it on fucking codec pack needed to watch it.
2 years ago
there's a legit HD rip out there, but only with cam audio
2 years ago
https://thepiratebay.se/torrent/14142318/Triple.9.2016.HDRip.Cam_Audio.XViD.AC3-ETRG
2 years ago
Nice one, i'll take a look. There's also a hd rip of Hail Ceaser there. Did you hear anything about that? Usually the coen brothers movies are classic.
2 years ago
The link you gave me, is saying the site can't provide a secure connection?
2 years ago
lol
2 years ago
it's a piratebay link, should be okay. but try this one if you have doubts:

https://thepiratebay.se/torrent/14142318/Triple.9.2016.HDRip.Cam_Audio.XViD.AC3-ETRG

mark kermode called hail cesar "entertaining but forgettable". which is what a lot of coen movies are.
2 years ago
lol. this one i mean:

https://kat.cr/triple-9-2016-hdrip-cam-audio-xvid-ac3-etrg-t12364567.html
2 years ago
Same thing again? Mark Kermode has put down a lot of movies i liked. I think he can be hit and miss.
2 years ago
i like him a lot.
2 years ago
This site can't be reached?
2 years ago
ouh i suspect isp shenanigans then... does ireland block pirate sites? time to get into vpn's mate..
2 years ago
Yeah they shut down the pirate bay completley after a court case, next went kat. What i use now is a site called Rarbg, it's an awesome site. It gives you screenshots of the movie, to save you downloading only to find out the quality is shit.
2 years ago
I found the copy of it, gull. I just googled triple-9-2016-hdrip-cam-audio-xvid-ac3-etrg, and it brought me to a site called seven torrents, i downloaded a sample from it, just going to check it out now.
2 years ago
rlslog style... old school
2 years ago
That's a great copy, gull. Downloading it now, cheers.
2 years ago
it has cam audio though, might wanna put on some headphones and play with the audio presets a bit
2 years ago
Wow, what an awesome and interesting thread.
2 years ago
The sample just had people talking and it sounded fire, but i'd say when gunfire and explosions and shit come in, the audio will be crackling like fuck.
2 years ago
Fuck you, mako. Iv'e been trying to find a copy of this movie since the start of the year.
2 years ago
It was more a jab at bird, K. He would do the same to me.
2 years ago
Understood.
2 years ago
Then the word "faggot" would be uttered at some point, and we'd move along from there...
2 years ago
The usual situation
2 years ago
AHAHAHAHAH Fucking hell
2 years ago
These are those gypsies from Europe i bet
2 years ago
thanks bitch
2 years ago
What's going on with you bitch?
2 years ago
Why you talking to me for ?
2 years ago
you know why. it's okay. we're done.
2 years ago
paco
2 years ago
Mixed mutt
2 years ago
Speaking of dirty Romanian gypos, a security guard for a supermarket branch, told me last week that they caught one stealing cosmetics and shit, and when the brought her to the back room and checked her purse for more robbed stuff, they found 4 social welfare cards under 4 different name. Bleeding this country dry.
2 years ago
fucking scum of the earth those gypsies are
2 years ago
*mexicans
1 year ago
There's being greedy, and there is taking the fucking piss.
2 years ago
Greed is good....
1 year ago
I'd put stuff under my belly flap, no one would be the wiser
2 years ago
You could hide so much under that flap, that would make this bitch look amateurish.
2 years ago
she has a fucking escalator leading into an atomic bomb proof shelter hidden under that flap.
2 years ago
recover password