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Lady caught stealing unloads a shopping cart full of loot from her pants

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by Squidley

submitted April 4th 2016

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her pants were fully loaded
1 year ago
*with gizz
1 year ago
my pants are fully loaded too
1 year ago
Didn't make it to the Lou?

;)
1 year ago
Loo not lou.
1 year ago
Well I'm not British so at least I tried.

But that could still apply if I was trying to mess with fries.

He said his pants are loaded, are they loaded for Lou?
1 year ago
who is Lou ?
1 year ago
You tell us

;)
1 year ago
watching you trying to form a thought is painful and embarrassing
1 year ago
what the hell is going on here
1 year ago
If its painful to watch then DON'T
1 year ago
Well MG fries pants are loaded for Lou
1 year ago
but he never said lou
1 year ago
this is just crazy
1 year ago
It's ok MG, take it easy....calm down.

Have some more meds and take a nap, you'll feel better when you wake up.
1 year ago
It's all a joke...it's just a hallucination.
1 year ago
had a nap, now I have a headache
1 year ago
Must have overslept if you have a headache now
1 year ago
Zzzz
1 year ago
dumbest thread of the month
1 year ago
your face is the dumbest of the year and its only april
1 year ago
mg, "your face" is way too advanced material for you, stick to the usual "no u", that's embarrassing enough
1 year ago
bird you watched BvS yet?
1 year ago
i downloaded a cam version that turned out to be unwatchable, but there's no way i'm spending money on that heap of shit. a screener or russian hd rip should surface soon enough.
1 year ago
its watchable, good cgi but the director has fucked the story
1 year ago
"good cgi" as a sign of quality lost its lustre some time around 2005
1 year ago
and apart from batman i dont care about any DC characters, so i couldnt give less of a shit about this entire "introducing the justice league" bullshit. i mean, flash, cyborg, wonder woman, green lantern, aquaman, superman? silly twats in dumb costumes. doesn't matter how many times they reboot their continuity, the simple fact is that almost the entire DC character roster is nothing but anachronistic golden age idiots with soup bowls on their head and underwear over their tights.
1 year ago
that's what it has going for it
1 year ago
so it has nothing going for it then... got it.
1 year ago
true, batman is the stand out for characters and story and no other comes close
1 year ago
every time i try to read an "acclaimed" DC story that isn't batman-related i get bored pants-less. all-star superman, red son, kingdom come, infinite crisis..... it was all trite and bullshit. they could kill off their entire canon and i wouldn't care as long as there's batman.
i mean seriously, who like blue beetle, booster gold, atom, that shazaam faggot or any other of those millions of boring b-list heroes DC has got running?
1 year ago
likes*
1 year ago
have you played all of the Arkham series? finished it the other day and Arkham knight was the best
1 year ago
i 100%ed asylum, finished the main story of city, turned origins off after about 45 minutes and have no interest in knight. imho the series got worse and worse with every new game.
1 year ago
origins wasn't really a arkham series game, it was a side game of sorts. Knight is ace for the bat mobile alone
1 year ago
the batmobile and the dumb "war for cybertron" tank war shit is exactly why i have no interest in playing it
1 year ago
but the joker
1 year ago
dont care about the story as long as the gameplay keeps getting worse
1 year ago
i was burned out by the paul dini stupidness halfway into "city"
1 year ago
Do you ever stop crying, gull?
1 year ago
i just have incredibly high standards
1 year ago
Go way, i would have never guessed.
1 year ago
i'm too old to waste my time on mediocre entertainment
1 year ago
Your only my age, you miserable bollocks.
1 year ago
exactly.
1 year ago
What that's old now? Still young men
1 year ago
yes.

but too old for bad entertainment.

i have played enough mediocre games, watched enough formulaic movies, listened to enough boring music, been burned by tv shows that turned bad in their 5th season too often by now.
if i put time into something it better be worth it.
1 year ago
I suppose that's part of getting older, knowing what you want and striving for perfection.
1 year ago
it's mainly learning to identify and avoid shit
1 year ago
Good lad.
1 year ago
Did you read any reviews for the new movie, The 5th Wave?
1 year ago
i read the first 50 pages of the book when it came out a couple years ago.

it left me utterly disinterested.
1 year ago
so no, i have not looked into the movie at all
1 year ago
Web Dl of it just after being uploaded to one of the torrent sites, thought you might have heard about it?
1 year ago
to me all those movies based on young adult fiction are just samey noise. hunger games, divergent, maze runner, mortal instruments, 5th wave..... i know they exist but i have no interest in them at all
1 year ago
I never saw any of the hunger games movies and i don't want to, if it's something like them then fuck it. It's just slim pickings for new movies at the moment.
1 year ago
i saw the first hunger games.... i was done with the genre after that.
if it's a movie based on a young adult book franchise it can fuck right off. this one seems to be half hunger games half invasion of the body snatchers..
1 year ago
and the reviews are toxic
1 year ago
O.k, fuck it i'll give it a miss.
1 year ago
17% on rottentomatoes.... seems like you should
1 year ago
Yeah it must be rubbish. Gull, give me enough for a joint, i only have the makings of a pinner here.
1 year ago
speak english.
1 year ago
I was
1 year ago
more like leprechaunish
1 year ago
I thought i found a copy of triple 9 on Friday night, i was like nice one, it was only a 700mb file, so i knew it would be dl'd in no time. Turned it on fucking codec pack needed to watch it.
1 year ago
there's a legit HD rip out there, but only with cam audio
1 year ago
https://thepiratebay.se/torrent/14142318/Triple.9.2016.HDRip.Cam_Audio.XViD.AC3-ETRG
1 year ago
Nice one, i'll take a look. There's also a hd rip of Hail Ceaser there. Did you hear anything about that? Usually the coen brothers movies are classic.
1 year ago
The link you gave me, is saying the site can't provide a secure connection?
1 year ago
lol
1 year ago
it's a piratebay link, should be okay. but try this one if you have doubts:

https://thepiratebay.se/torrent/14142318/Triple.9.2016.HDRip.Cam_Audio.XViD.AC3-ETRG

mark kermode called hail cesar "entertaining but forgettable". which is what a lot of coen movies are.
1 year ago
lol. this one i mean:

https://kat.cr/triple-9-2016-hdrip-cam-audio-xvid-ac3-etrg-t12364567.html
1 year ago
Same thing again? Mark Kermode has put down a lot of movies i liked. I think he can be hit and miss.
1 year ago
i like him a lot.
1 year ago
This site can't be reached?
1 year ago
ouh i suspect isp shenanigans then... does ireland block pirate sites? time to get into vpn's mate..
1 year ago
Yeah they shut down the pirate bay completley after a court case, next went kat. What i use now is a site called Rarbg, it's an awesome site. It gives you screenshots of the movie, to save you downloading only to find out the quality is shit.
1 year ago
I found the copy of it, gull. I just googled triple-9-2016-hdrip-cam-audio-xvid-ac3-etrg, and it brought me to a site called seven torrents, i downloaded a sample from it, just going to check it out now.
1 year ago
rlslog style... old school
1 year ago
That's a great copy, gull. Downloading it now, cheers.
1 year ago
it has cam audio though, might wanna put on some headphones and play with the audio presets a bit
1 year ago
Wow, what an awesome and interesting thread.
1 year ago
The sample just had people talking and it sounded fire, but i'd say when gunfire and explosions and shit come in, the audio will be crackling like fuck.
1 year ago
Fuck you, mako. Iv'e been trying to find a copy of this movie since the start of the year.
1 year ago
It was more a jab at bird, K. He would do the same to me.
1 year ago
Understood.
1 year ago
Then the word "faggot" would be uttered at some point, and we'd move along from there...
1 year ago
The usual situation
1 year ago
AHAHAHAHAH Fucking hell
1 year ago
These are those gypsies from Europe i bet
1 year ago
thanks bitch
1 year ago
What's going on with you bitch?
1 year ago
Why you talking to me for ?
1 year ago
you know why. it's okay. we're done.
1 year ago
paco
1 year ago
Mixed mutt
1 year ago
Speaking of dirty Romanian gypos, a security guard for a supermarket branch, told me last week that they caught one stealing cosmetics and shit, and when the brought her to the back room and checked her purse for more robbed stuff, they found 4 social welfare cards under 4 different name. Bleeding this country dry.
1 year ago
fucking scum of the earth those gypsies are
1 year ago
*mexicans
11 months ago
There's being greedy, and there is taking the fucking piss.
1 year ago
Greed is good....
11 months ago
I'd put stuff under my belly flap, no one would be the wiser
1 year ago
You could hide so much under that flap, that would make this bitch look amateurish.
1 year ago
she has a fucking escalator leading into an atomic bomb proof shelter hidden under that flap.
1 year ago
recover password
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