points: 18

I couldn't stomach that

Surgeon pulls HOW MANY out of stomach?

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by whunu

submitted March 31st 2016

230 comments
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I thought they were gonna pull out a ringing phone then, lol
2 years ago
perhaps they had stumpled upon a toothbrush smuggling scheme
2 years ago
They use the toothbrushes to hide the heroin
2 years ago
Ass...
2 years ago
VAG
2 years ago
Did you guys happen to get a count on how many toothbrushes it was? I lost count at 23.
2 years ago
I was distracted by the sound of podnu sucking on the other end of that hose.
2 years ago
Did this guy attempt some kind of fucked up magic trick, or was it a Guinness book of records attempt?
2 years ago
Also no way in hell this happened in England.
2 years ago
I couldn't really figure out what language it was. I wanna say Portugese.
2 years ago
Brazilian
2 years ago
Brazilian isn't a language, potato guy
2 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xECUrlnXCqk
2 years ago
I just got a text from my cousin: "My bf just said something funny, and I farted and shit my jeans and underwear. You gave us too much Sangria at dinner."
2 years ago
HOT
2 years ago
She should have said ex boyfriend, who wants to go out with some shitty arsed bitch.
2 years ago
Glad they waited till they got home. Caraba's was a good dinner tonight-thank god none of us were driving.
2 years ago
I had the walking farts earlier, mice elf.
2 years ago
Yeah but you didn't shit all over yourself, there worlds apart.
2 years ago
the night is young....
2 years ago
Haha, yeah come on, mako. Shit your pants for the lads.
2 years ago
I'm ten feet from a toilet, so I should be okay unless I trust a fart. And you should never trust a fart.
2 years ago
I was pissing on myself here at your last comment, i thought you meant thrust a fart, as in trying to blow out your arsehole.
2 years ago
I almost forgot, it's Flying Five Finger One Armed Eight Pole Shaolin Exploding Death Touch Thursday on El Rey...
2 years ago
Bye so.
2 years ago
Lady of The Law, followed by Lady With a Sword, then The Lady is the Boss. Shitty deal, Lady of The Law is subtitled instead of dubbed. Might as well wait for the next movie, K.
2 years ago
Never saw any of them, it's time for tae and a J
2 years ago
Sounds good to me.
2 years ago
A packed doob, and a cuppa. What else would you be doing at 2.45a.m?
2 years ago
9:45 p.m. for me. Joint and green tea for me.
2 years ago
Green tea, mmm. A 3 paper joint, and tea with plenty sugar and milk.
2 years ago
I know how ya feel about your three pape j's, kurupt, but just once try it with as little paper as possible. I was always taught that you only use as much paper as you need.
2 years ago
I just use the gum of the third skin, 80% of the third one is fucked away.
2 years ago
I see.
2 years ago
I don't like using the long rolling papers, because i smoke it all in one go, but with a 3 skin, you usually leave it there half way through, and go back to it.
2 years ago
I roll short ones when possible. 1 1/4 size papes. Ya can always roll 2 if need be.
2 years ago
We all have habits of a lifetime that we won't break. Gull and LL were giving me the same spiel the other day. I told them to fuck off.
2 years ago
I was just thinking that you might like the taste of your smoke better with less paper. We don't use tobacco here when we roll, just straight weed, so yeah, everybody's got their own style.
2 years ago
If you are making blunts then yes of course just do a pinner. I use tobacco though. Your bud is gone in no time doing blunts.
2 years ago
I use RAW organic hemp papers. I never smoke blunts anymore unless it's a special occasion, because after a few of those I get a smoker's cough.
2 years ago
Yeah blunts are heavy on the old lungs alright.
2 years ago
Did you see deadpool yet, mako?
2 years ago
Nah, I think I'll wait till I can dl it.
2 years ago
I dl'd a copy the other day, perfect rip with Korean subs, the subs were small too.
2 years ago
Good flick, some good action scenes, pretty violent. The Russian metal character in it is fucking stupid.
2 years ago
I was never really into Deadpool, tbh. Still looked like a decent hero movie.
2 years ago
I don't like superhero movies at all, but a few people said it was good so i gave it a watch. I enjoyed it though.
2 years ago
HIPPIES!!!!!!!
2 years ago
If these were spoons they were pulling out of this guy, nixon would be creaming his pants.
2 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nXdZpYyqjPw "GODDAMN HIPPIES!"
2 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-P7peu7Wy7w
2 years ago
The rum diaries was some load of bollocks.
2 years ago
I've actually never seen it.
2 years ago
* Mako orders some golf shoes... *
2 years ago
Don't bother, it's fucking stupid.
2 years ago
Why would a shark need golf shoes?
2 years ago
For golfing.
2 years ago
Duh!
2 years ago
Wahts the wather like in your neck of the woods, mako. It was a lovely day over her sun shinning all day.
2 years ago
It's been warm, about 19 celsius right now. Got thunderstorms moving this way though.
2 years ago
Yeah that's nice. Every time we get good weather here shortly before summer, then the summer is usually shit. It's like you get the good weather too early, last summer was the wettest shitest summers i ever remember.
2 years ago
Weather's all fucked up her because of El Nino. We barely had any snow.
2 years ago
What's El Nino? Some kind of weather god, i didn't think you practised that sort of shit, mako.
2 years ago
Dude, it would take me way too long to explain. This should give you an idea https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/El_Ni%C3%B1o
2 years ago
Fuck that mako, my eye is as boggled as pumas, i've been awake nearly 24hrs, and am smoking j's non stop, i'm in the middle of doing one now. If i read all that i will fall apart and go on a shitty.
2 years ago
Science is hard when you're stoned.
2 years ago
But hopefully science can fix the brain bleed i get from reading that shit.
2 years ago
Do u even science, bro?
2 years ago
No dude, i'm not a science man.
2 years ago
Higher than normal ocean temperatures in the southern Pacific Ocean occur. Winters, during the El Niño effect, are warmer and drier than average in the Northwest, northern Midwest, and upper Northeast United States, so those regions experience reduced snowfalls.
2 years ago
That's as plain as I can put it.
2 years ago
So it's warm and dry because you didn't have much snow. Would have been an easier way to put it. Instead of sending me to a site that you need a degree in physics to understand.
2 years ago
Actually, it's warm and dry because the Pacific Ocean is warm. Thing is, we're getting warm weather, but a shitload of rain, too.
2 years ago
But it does that during the spring here.
2 years ago
It changes like the weather.
2 years ago
In summary, Kurupt got it with: "Shit your pants for the lads."
2 years ago
Has a degree in meteorology^
2 years ago
Thanks you james. That was a little daisy.
2 years ago
Forecast for Lightning Activity Level just shot up to 4 from 1. Yay.
2 years ago
What's the highest it goes too.
2 years ago
The warming effect of El Niño causes the polar jet to move slightly north causing the effect of a warmer/drier winter for most of the US. The southwestern US typically has a lot more rain during these.
2 years ago
^no google needed.
2 years ago
EL nino can duck a sick.
2 years ago
Oh screw you James, you went to school for that, I didn't! ;-)
2 years ago
It goes to 6, Kurupt.
2 years ago
Picard helped him....
2 years ago
O.k so it's up there. Will you be expecting blackouts and shit?
2 years ago
All that lightning is passing thru here right now....
2 years ago
Eh, maybe, but that's due to the wind gusting 40 kmh. It's always windy around here, though. Rarely if ever does the power go out here.
2 years ago
Toronto is getting a storm, I see, so it'll be along here shortly.
2 years ago
As long as you have power, you couldn't really give a fuck.
2 years ago
I can mucho even if this bitch loses power!
2 years ago
The perks of living on board a spaceship.
2 years ago
Eh, I like to follow what the weather does...you can experience 4 seasons in a week here, so it's always interesting.
2 years ago
I can Mucho from my phone if need be.
2 years ago
The are threatening snow on Sunday
2 years ago
Yup, here too.
2 years ago
I live in Ireland Mako, the fucking weather is nearly always bad. It's the number 1 complaint by touirsts. They want to go and see the sights, but when your soaking wet it takes the good out of it.
2 years ago
Eh, I'd rather live in one of the snowiest places in the world. Can't shovel or plow rain.
2 years ago
Kirk will you correct a word on my most recent sub from mans to man.
2 years ago
If it's in the description or title, I can't.
2 years ago
I would much prefer snow myself, at least you can dive face first into your front garden every morning to feel refreshed.
2 years ago
Shit, for this place that reads just fine.
2 years ago
Kirk will you fuck off and die?
2 years ago
Cool, so you are not as powerful as you make yourself out to be. Somebody just went down a peg.
2 years ago
Meh, i blame yak for his poor management.
2 years ago
Oooh Fight, Fight, Fight.
2 years ago
no accountability.... how expected.....
2 years ago
Like Claude kirk is but scenery.
2 years ago
Butt*
2 years ago
I'd like to have you un-pardoned.
2 years ago
Pardon, who would you like to un pardon,
2 years ago
The dead president. He's a filthy menace.
2 years ago
pffff
2 years ago
A maniac with a spoon fetish.
2 years ago
Someone's bakin' brownies.
2 years ago
Lol shit your pants for the lads, Nix.
2 years ago
Should've been locked up!
2 years ago
Shitting your pants for lads is really manning up.
2 years ago
Don't play out shit your pants for the lads, or ye will make it all shitty.
2 years ago
Stop speaking Irish, I don't understand.
2 years ago
If you say it too many times it get old, i want shit your pants for the lads to remain untainted, like a fresh shit in your pants. Understand now bud.
2 years ago
I think so...
2 years ago
Now go shit your pants for the lads.
2 years ago
Just finished.
2 years ago
Well done lad.
2 years ago
You should have got your cousin to send you a pic of her, with shit in her pants. Were joking around, but she went all out and shat her pants for the lads. What a trooper.
2 years ago
Ya know, I've never shat my pants due to drunkenness...puked in my sleep, but never shat...
2 years ago
I shit my pants on a golf course once.
2 years ago
I had to take a shit between two cars one night. Couldn't make it home, luckily it was dead of night.
2 years ago
I went to Golf Galaxy after dinner for a few and farted all over the store...nothing like farting all over Golf Galaxy with a good buzz on.
2 years ago
Two sick golf fucks.
2 years ago
How did you shit yourself on a golf course? Did you trust a fart, Kirk?
2 years ago
I wish mine was a good ending....I left the course with no underwear.
2 years ago
Haha. You win, James.
2 years ago
HOLE IN ONE!!!!!!!!!!
2 years ago
It's called excitement....
2 years ago
Poop everywhere!
2 years ago
I'll get a little medal made for you, with an etching of a man with pants around his ankles and a golf club in his hand. I;ll smear a little nutella on the arse for authenticity.
2 years ago
The real question is what was your score compared to par?
2 years ago
I have a friend that sharted on an Airbus A320. Ruined a first-class seat. Stunk so damn bad.
2 years ago
They never found out, he had to use the pad to wipe his hole.
2 years ago
Left a brown streak on the seat. Worst part is I had to sit next to her.
2 years ago
I shat on a babysitters couch when i was a kid.
2 years ago
It was a woman that shat herself. That's fucked up, i would have hijaked the plane and crashed into the ocean.
2 years ago
Haha, Kurupt..

Richard, it was better than your recordings.
2 years ago
Reminds me of that scene So I married an ax murder..."Show her the picture of Charlie when he shit his pants in Niagara Falls!"
2 years ago
Commercial airliners are breeding grounds for bacteria anyways, Kurupt.
2 years ago
Well i'm definitely not going to lick the seats anymore for good luck.
2 years ago
Yeah, it's probably not a good idea to lick something that hundreds of peoples have sat on.
2 years ago
I wash my hands around 15 or 20 tmes a day.. I think i'm a bit fucked in the head that way, or is that normal. I don't mean a full scrubbing every time, but a rinse.
2 years ago
Nah, I wash often too.
2 years ago
Maybe were both fucked.
2 years ago
you are
2 years ago
See, you should conduct a survey, how many times a day do people wash their hands, some people here probably shit on their hands.
2 years ago
how many times washing hands in a day? look, I bathe on Sundays
2 years ago
whether I need to or not.
2 years ago
Once a week, ya dirty cunt. What do you mean if you need to, of course you fucking need too. Smelly bastard.
2 years ago
nobody every says anything. I figure it's all good.....
2 years ago
I didn't think anyone this day and age would not have a quick shower every day, or every other day.
2 years ago
It would probably be nicer to sit next to your shitty pants friend for an hour, mako, that it would be to sit next to, nixon.
2 years ago
i could go months without bathing when i lived on the streets
2 years ago
heroin abstinences dont go well with baths
2 years ago
^still lives on the street
2 years ago
The surgical technique in this is awful.....
2 years ago
They didn't even use a Bovie...
2 years ago
No trocars either.
2 years ago
Right? Fucking amateurs....
2 years ago
This could have been done laparoscopically!
2 years ago
That's a lot of toothbrushes, though.
2 years ago
Almost too many. Almost.
2 years ago
Look who's come crawling back.....
2 years ago
Mako has been back for a while.
2 years ago
About 12 years now.
2 years ago
I would have recommended microwaving his innards and pulling all that shit out in one melted glob. Less chance of infection that way.
2 years ago
got the dilemma wether to masterbate or go to the stripjoint on the other block
2 years ago
its weird to go to bars and shit when ive quit drinkin. its fucking borin g
2 years ago
i even bring a book along now
2 years ago
go masterbate at the strip joint and do your business into the book....
2 years ago
Go relapse
2 years ago
That's what I wish on you every day I see you here.
2 years ago
You must be screwing that Clown Snatch right aboot now
2 years ago
You're his biggest fan
2 years ago
And from this perspective it looks more like Seagull is screwing your brown snatch. Over and over again
2 years ago
Clown...CLOWN snatch not brown snatch.

You know as in clown car? The ones that are able to stuff a LOT of clowns in them.
2 years ago
Woosh
2 years ago
See that's the thing about perspectives, we all have our point of view. That was yours. Mine tells me otherwise.

Also I would have to decline letting shitbird have at my orifice as I'm not inclined to like men that way.
2 years ago
don't tell fries that. you'll break his heart.
2 years ago
jesus christ its a fucking clown car
2 years ago
Your face is a clown car
2 years ago
Your woman's snatch is a clown car.

BAM!

WHAMMY!!
2 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-i6rFjNQUwE
2 years ago
You're a bitter and lonely failure of a man.
2 years ago
You fail brown snatch fucker...NASTY!

I WIN Biotch
2 years ago
Clown snatch!!

Awesome new phrase !!
2 years ago
4 comments and nothing but wrongs and fails.

You're like a 5 year old kid with a stick play-pretending to be a knight with a sword.
2 years ago
Right down to talking to yourself, making silly noises and making shit up as you go along.
2 years ago
4 comments?

We'll go again shall we?

1) your woman's snatch is a clown car.

2) You're a nasty brown snatch fucker.

3) Clown snatch.

4) I win Biotch
2 years ago
Aww wittle Stevie's angwie about me making fun of his ugwy girlfriends nasty twat
2 years ago
Want some candy to make it aww better Stevie?
2 years ago
* whunu offers Paypal money for shitbird to check for VD's *
2 years ago
...
2 years ago
That was the last fucks I had to give. Go be dumb in front of someone else.
2 years ago
Lets pretend I'm a mind reader.....I'll guess you be + for VD's
2 years ago
Annnd that's a run off
2 years ago
* whunu dances about *
2 years ago
claims run-off, runs off. flawless.
2 years ago
Flawless Victory

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4nSZ79fXO8
2 years ago
El perro's bitch boy
2 years ago
yes, by all means, keep using those youtube links....
2 years ago
I will as long it's once in a while and not repeated on every post.

I have never used either of these two, so they are not repeated, and I will only use them again every once in awhile.

JamesTKirk
Alright. I've had enough of the baseless YouTube links. Stop. Stop now. I can see one every once in a while, but not repeated in every fucking post.
2 years ago
You have the mind of an insolent child

"I'm not touching you, I'm not touching you...."

And nobody gives a fuck which links you use cuz nobody clicks them. It's the fact that they're random spam that is so annoying.
2 years ago
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2 years ago
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2 years ago
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Not your comment because you aren't shit
2 years ago
"I'm not touching you..."
2 years ago
* whunu holds index finger one inch away from shitbirds head at all times *
2 years ago
Shitbird said:
It's the fact that they're random spam that is so annoying.

Like last week when you put a zillion imgur links of me on one thread?

HYPOCRITE!!

You like the guy who faithfully goes to church twice a week, but yet cheats on his wife,steals from the company and kills his dad for life insurance.
2 years ago
Lol didn't read
2 years ago
^did read, just knows the statement is FACT
2 years ago
You're driven insane by impotent rage
2 years ago
I'm driven by the enjoyment I derive from easily manipulating you.

Oh...also by your OCD frustration of having to try to be right and maintain at all times!
2 years ago
It just tickles me pink
2 years ago
i am right all the time....

and you can imagine yourself the master manipulator as long as you want, it will never cange the fact that you're the laughingstock of mucho.
2 years ago
the absolute bottom bitch.
2 years ago
Imagine "the sixth sense" but replace the word dead with retard everytime it's used. Now picture whunu as bruce's character.
2 years ago
He's retarded but he doesn't know he's retarded?
2 years ago
Basically.
2 years ago
anything more than a dozen is just silly
2 years ago
Wtf indeed
2 years ago
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