points: 18

I couldn't stomach that

Surgeon pulls HOW MANY out of stomach?

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by whunu

submitted March 31st 2016

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I thought they were gonna pull out a ringing phone then, lol
1 year ago
perhaps they had stumpled upon a toothbrush smuggling scheme
1 year ago
They use the toothbrushes to hide the heroin
1 year ago
Ass...
1 year ago
VAG
1 year ago
Did you guys happen to get a count on how many toothbrushes it was? I lost count at 23.
1 year ago
I was distracted by the sound of podnu sucking on the other end of that hose.
1 year ago
Did this guy attempt some kind of fucked up magic trick, or was it a Guinness book of records attempt?
1 year ago
Also no way in hell this happened in England.
1 year ago
I couldn't really figure out what language it was. I wanna say Portugese.
1 year ago
Brazilian
1 year ago
Brazilian isn't a language, potato guy
1 year ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xECUrlnXCqk
1 year ago
I just got a text from my cousin: "My bf just said something funny, and I farted and shit my jeans and underwear. You gave us too much Sangria at dinner."
1 year ago
HOT
1 year ago
She should have said ex boyfriend, who wants to go out with some shitty arsed bitch.
1 year ago
Glad they waited till they got home. Caraba's was a good dinner tonight-thank god none of us were driving.
1 year ago
I had the walking farts earlier, mice elf.
1 year ago
Yeah but you didn't shit all over yourself, there worlds apart.
1 year ago
the night is young....
1 year ago
Haha, yeah come on, mako. Shit your pants for the lads.
1 year ago
I'm ten feet from a toilet, so I should be okay unless I trust a fart. And you should never trust a fart.
1 year ago
I was pissing on myself here at your last comment, i thought you meant thrust a fart, as in trying to blow out your arsehole.
1 year ago
I almost forgot, it's Flying Five Finger One Armed Eight Pole Shaolin Exploding Death Touch Thursday on El Rey...
1 year ago
Bye so.
1 year ago
Lady of The Law, followed by Lady With a Sword, then The Lady is the Boss. Shitty deal, Lady of The Law is subtitled instead of dubbed. Might as well wait for the next movie, K.
1 year ago
Never saw any of them, it's time for tae and a J
1 year ago
Sounds good to me.
1 year ago
A packed doob, and a cuppa. What else would you be doing at 2.45a.m?
1 year ago
9:45 p.m. for me. Joint and green tea for me.
1 year ago
Green tea, mmm. A 3 paper joint, and tea with plenty sugar and milk.
1 year ago
I know how ya feel about your three pape j's, kurupt, but just once try it with as little paper as possible. I was always taught that you only use as much paper as you need.
1 year ago
I just use the gum of the third skin, 80% of the third one is fucked away.
1 year ago
I see.
1 year ago
I don't like using the long rolling papers, because i smoke it all in one go, but with a 3 skin, you usually leave it there half way through, and go back to it.
1 year ago
I roll short ones when possible. 1 1/4 size papes. Ya can always roll 2 if need be.
1 year ago
We all have habits of a lifetime that we won't break. Gull and LL were giving me the same spiel the other day. I told them to fuck off.
1 year ago
I was just thinking that you might like the taste of your smoke better with less paper. We don't use tobacco here when we roll, just straight weed, so yeah, everybody's got their own style.
1 year ago
If you are making blunts then yes of course just do a pinner. I use tobacco though. Your bud is gone in no time doing blunts.
1 year ago
I use RAW organic hemp papers. I never smoke blunts anymore unless it's a special occasion, because after a few of those I get a smoker's cough.
1 year ago
Yeah blunts are heavy on the old lungs alright.
1 year ago
Did you see deadpool yet, mako?
1 year ago
Nah, I think I'll wait till I can dl it.
1 year ago
I dl'd a copy the other day, perfect rip with Korean subs, the subs were small too.
1 year ago
Good flick, some good action scenes, pretty violent. The Russian metal character in it is fucking stupid.
1 year ago
I was never really into Deadpool, tbh. Still looked like a decent hero movie.
1 year ago
I don't like superhero movies at all, but a few people said it was good so i gave it a watch. I enjoyed it though.
1 year ago
HIPPIES!!!!!!!
1 year ago
If these were spoons they were pulling out of this guy, nixon would be creaming his pants.
1 year ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nXdZpYyqjPw "GODDAMN HIPPIES!"
1 year ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-P7peu7Wy7w
1 year ago
The rum diaries was some load of bollocks.
1 year ago
I've actually never seen it.
1 year ago
* Mako orders some golf shoes... *
1 year ago
Don't bother, it's fucking stupid.
1 year ago
Why would a shark need golf shoes?
1 year ago
For golfing.
1 year ago
Duh!
1 year ago
Wahts the wather like in your neck of the woods, mako. It was a lovely day over her sun shinning all day.
1 year ago
It's been warm, about 19 celsius right now. Got thunderstorms moving this way though.
1 year ago
Yeah that's nice. Every time we get good weather here shortly before summer, then the summer is usually shit. It's like you get the good weather too early, last summer was the wettest shitest summers i ever remember.
1 year ago
Weather's all fucked up her because of El Nino. We barely had any snow.
1 year ago
What's El Nino? Some kind of weather god, i didn't think you practised that sort of shit, mako.
1 year ago
Dude, it would take me way too long to explain. This should give you an idea https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/El_Ni%C3%B1o
1 year ago
Fuck that mako, my eye is as boggled as pumas, i've been awake nearly 24hrs, and am smoking j's non stop, i'm in the middle of doing one now. If i read all that i will fall apart and go on a shitty.
1 year ago
Science is hard when you're stoned.
1 year ago
But hopefully science can fix the brain bleed i get from reading that shit.
1 year ago
Do u even science, bro?
1 year ago
No dude, i'm not a science man.
1 year ago
Higher than normal ocean temperatures in the southern Pacific Ocean occur. Winters, during the El Niño effect, are warmer and drier than average in the Northwest, northern Midwest, and upper Northeast United States, so those regions experience reduced snowfalls.
1 year ago
That's as plain as I can put it.
1 year ago
So it's warm and dry because you didn't have much snow. Would have been an easier way to put it. Instead of sending me to a site that you need a degree in physics to understand.
1 year ago
Actually, it's warm and dry because the Pacific Ocean is warm. Thing is, we're getting warm weather, but a shitload of rain, too.
1 year ago
But it does that during the spring here.
1 year ago
It changes like the weather.
1 year ago
In summary, Kurupt got it with: "Shit your pants for the lads."
1 year ago
Has a degree in meteorology^
1 year ago
Thanks you james. That was a little daisy.
1 year ago
Forecast for Lightning Activity Level just shot up to 4 from 1. Yay.
1 year ago
What's the highest it goes too.
1 year ago
The warming effect of El Niño causes the polar jet to move slightly north causing the effect of a warmer/drier winter for most of the US. The southwestern US typically has a lot more rain during these.
1 year ago
^no google needed.
1 year ago
EL nino can duck a sick.
1 year ago
Oh screw you James, you went to school for that, I didn't! ;-)
1 year ago
It goes to 6, Kurupt.
1 year ago
Picard helped him....
1 year ago
O.k so it's up there. Will you be expecting blackouts and shit?
1 year ago
All that lightning is passing thru here right now....
1 year ago
Eh, maybe, but that's due to the wind gusting 40 kmh. It's always windy around here, though. Rarely if ever does the power go out here.
1 year ago
Toronto is getting a storm, I see, so it'll be along here shortly.
1 year ago
As long as you have power, you couldn't really give a fuck.
1 year ago
I can mucho even if this bitch loses power!
1 year ago
The perks of living on board a spaceship.
1 year ago
Eh, I like to follow what the weather does...you can experience 4 seasons in a week here, so it's always interesting.
1 year ago
I can Mucho from my phone if need be.
1 year ago
The are threatening snow on Sunday
1 year ago
Yup, here too.
1 year ago
I live in Ireland Mako, the fucking weather is nearly always bad. It's the number 1 complaint by touirsts. They want to go and see the sights, but when your soaking wet it takes the good out of it.
1 year ago
Eh, I'd rather live in one of the snowiest places in the world. Can't shovel or plow rain.
1 year ago
Kirk will you correct a word on my most recent sub from mans to man.
1 year ago
If it's in the description or title, I can't.
1 year ago
I would much prefer snow myself, at least you can dive face first into your front garden every morning to feel refreshed.
1 year ago
Shit, for this place that reads just fine.
1 year ago
Kirk will you fuck off and die?
1 year ago
Cool, so you are not as powerful as you make yourself out to be. Somebody just went down a peg.
1 year ago
Meh, i blame yak for his poor management.
1 year ago
Oooh Fight, Fight, Fight.
1 year ago
no accountability.... how expected.....
1 year ago
Like Claude kirk is but scenery.
1 year ago
Butt*
1 year ago
I'd like to have you un-pardoned.
1 year ago
Pardon, who would you like to un pardon,
1 year ago
The dead president. He's a filthy menace.
1 year ago
pffff
1 year ago
A maniac with a spoon fetish.
1 year ago
Someone's bakin' brownies.
1 year ago
Lol shit your pants for the lads, Nix.
1 year ago
Should've been locked up!
1 year ago
Shitting your pants for lads is really manning up.
1 year ago
Don't play out shit your pants for the lads, or ye will make it all shitty.
1 year ago
Stop speaking Irish, I don't understand.
1 year ago
If you say it too many times it get old, i want shit your pants for the lads to remain untainted, like a fresh shit in your pants. Understand now bud.
1 year ago
I think so...
1 year ago
Now go shit your pants for the lads.
1 year ago
Just finished.
1 year ago
Well done lad.
1 year ago
You should have got your cousin to send you a pic of her, with shit in her pants. Were joking around, but she went all out and shat her pants for the lads. What a trooper.
1 year ago
Ya know, I've never shat my pants due to drunkenness...puked in my sleep, but never shat...
1 year ago
I shit my pants on a golf course once.
1 year ago
I had to take a shit between two cars one night. Couldn't make it home, luckily it was dead of night.
1 year ago
I went to Golf Galaxy after dinner for a few and farted all over the store...nothing like farting all over Golf Galaxy with a good buzz on.
1 year ago
Two sick golf fucks.
1 year ago
How did you shit yourself on a golf course? Did you trust a fart, Kirk?
1 year ago
I wish mine was a good ending....I left the course with no underwear.
1 year ago
Haha. You win, James.
1 year ago
HOLE IN ONE!!!!!!!!!!
1 year ago
It's called excitement....
1 year ago
Poop everywhere!
1 year ago
I'll get a little medal made for you, with an etching of a man with pants around his ankles and a golf club in his hand. I;ll smear a little nutella on the arse for authenticity.
1 year ago
The real question is what was your score compared to par?
1 year ago
I have a friend that sharted on an Airbus A320. Ruined a first-class seat. Stunk so damn bad.
1 year ago
They never found out, he had to use the pad to wipe his hole.
1 year ago
Left a brown streak on the seat. Worst part is I had to sit next to her.
1 year ago
I shat on a babysitters couch when i was a kid.
1 year ago
It was a woman that shat herself. That's fucked up, i would have hijaked the plane and crashed into the ocean.
1 year ago
Haha, Kurupt..

Richard, it was better than your recordings.
1 year ago
Reminds me of that scene So I married an ax murder..."Show her the picture of Charlie when he shit his pants in Niagara Falls!"
1 year ago
Commercial airliners are breeding grounds for bacteria anyways, Kurupt.
1 year ago
Well i'm definitely not going to lick the seats anymore for good luck.
1 year ago
Yeah, it's probably not a good idea to lick something that hundreds of peoples have sat on.
1 year ago
I wash my hands around 15 or 20 tmes a day.. I think i'm a bit fucked in the head that way, or is that normal. I don't mean a full scrubbing every time, but a rinse.
1 year ago
Nah, I wash often too.
1 year ago
Maybe were both fucked.
1 year ago
you are
1 year ago
See, you should conduct a survey, how many times a day do people wash their hands, some people here probably shit on their hands.
1 year ago
how many times washing hands in a day? look, I bathe on Sundays
1 year ago
whether I need to or not.
1 year ago
Once a week, ya dirty cunt. What do you mean if you need to, of course you fucking need too. Smelly bastard.
1 year ago
nobody every says anything. I figure it's all good.....
1 year ago
I didn't think anyone this day and age would not have a quick shower every day, or every other day.
1 year ago
It would probably be nicer to sit next to your shitty pants friend for an hour, mako, that it would be to sit next to, nixon.
1 year ago
i could go months without bathing when i lived on the streets
1 year ago
heroin abstinences dont go well with baths
1 year ago
^still lives on the street
1 year ago
The surgical technique in this is awful.....
1 year ago
They didn't even use a Bovie...
1 year ago
No trocars either.
1 year ago
Right? Fucking amateurs....
1 year ago
This could have been done laparoscopically!
1 year ago
That's a lot of toothbrushes, though.
1 year ago
Almost too many. Almost.
1 year ago
Look who's come crawling back.....
1 year ago
Mako has been back for a while.
1 year ago
About 12 years now.
1 year ago
I would have recommended microwaving his innards and pulling all that shit out in one melted glob. Less chance of infection that way.
1 year ago
got the dilemma wether to masterbate or go to the stripjoint on the other block
1 year ago
its weird to go to bars and shit when ive quit drinkin. its fucking borin g
1 year ago
i even bring a book along now
1 year ago
go masterbate at the strip joint and do your business into the book....
1 year ago
Go relapse
1 year ago
That's what I wish on you every day I see you here.
1 year ago
You must be screwing that Clown Snatch right aboot now
1 year ago
You're his biggest fan
1 year ago
And from this perspective it looks more like Seagull is screwing your brown snatch. Over and over again
1 year ago
Clown...CLOWN snatch not brown snatch.

You know as in clown car? The ones that are able to stuff a LOT of clowns in them.
1 year ago
Woosh
1 year ago
See that's the thing about perspectives, we all have our point of view. That was yours. Mine tells me otherwise.

Also I would have to decline letting shitbird have at my orifice as I'm not inclined to like men that way.
1 year ago
don't tell fries that. you'll break his heart.
1 year ago
jesus christ its a fucking clown car
1 year ago
Your face is a clown car
1 year ago
Your woman's snatch is a clown car.

BAM!

WHAMMY!!
1 year ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-i6rFjNQUwE
1 year ago
You're a bitter and lonely failure of a man.
1 year ago
You fail brown snatch fucker...NASTY!

I WIN Biotch
1 year ago
Clown snatch!!

Awesome new phrase !!
1 year ago
4 comments and nothing but wrongs and fails.

You're like a 5 year old kid with a stick play-pretending to be a knight with a sword.
1 year ago
Right down to talking to yourself, making silly noises and making shit up as you go along.
1 year ago
4 comments?

We'll go again shall we?

1) your woman's snatch is a clown car.

2) You're a nasty brown snatch fucker.

3) Clown snatch.

4) I win Biotch
1 year ago
Aww wittle Stevie's angwie about me making fun of his ugwy girlfriends nasty twat
1 year ago
Want some candy to make it aww better Stevie?
1 year ago
* whunu offers Paypal money for shitbird to check for VD's *
1 year ago
...
1 year ago
That was the last fucks I had to give. Go be dumb in front of someone else.
1 year ago
Lets pretend I'm a mind reader.....I'll guess you be + for VD's
1 year ago
Annnd that's a run off
1 year ago
* whunu dances about *
1 year ago
claims run-off, runs off. flawless.
1 year ago
Flawless Victory

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4nSZ79fXO8
1 year ago
El perro's bitch boy
1 year ago
yes, by all means, keep using those youtube links....
1 year ago
I will as long it's once in a while and not repeated on every post.

I have never used either of these two, so they are not repeated, and I will only use them again every once in awhile.

JamesTKirk
Alright. I've had enough of the baseless YouTube links. Stop. Stop now. I can see one every once in a while, but not repeated in every fucking post.
1 year ago
You have the mind of an insolent child

"I'm not touching you, I'm not touching you...."

And nobody gives a fuck which links you use cuz nobody clicks them. It's the fact that they're random spam that is so annoying.
1 year ago
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1 year ago
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1 year ago
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Not your comment because you aren't shit
1 year ago
"I'm not touching you..."
1 year ago
* whunu holds index finger one inch away from shitbirds head at all times *
1 year ago
Shitbird said:
It's the fact that they're random spam that is so annoying.

Like last week when you put a zillion imgur links of me on one thread?

HYPOCRITE!!

You like the guy who faithfully goes to church twice a week, but yet cheats on his wife,steals from the company and kills his dad for life insurance.
1 year ago
Lol didn't read
1 year ago
^did read, just knows the statement is FACT
1 year ago
You're driven insane by impotent rage
1 year ago
I'm driven by the enjoyment I derive from easily manipulating you.

Oh...also by your OCD frustration of having to try to be right and maintain at all times!
1 year ago
It just tickles me pink
1 year ago
i am right all the time....

and you can imagine yourself the master manipulator as long as you want, it will never cange the fact that you're the laughingstock of mucho.
1 year ago
the absolute bottom bitch.
1 year ago
Imagine "the sixth sense" but replace the word dead with retard everytime it's used. Now picture whunu as bruce's character.
1 year ago
He's retarded but he doesn't know he's retarded?
1 year ago
Basically.
1 year ago
anything more than a dozen is just silly
1 year ago
Wtf indeed
1 year ago
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